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MommieLongLegs
02-10-2012, 05:01 PM
I had a guy in Premium who kept wanting me to just turn around and talk to him so he could get to know me. There's other guys in the room, so that's not gonna work. I always say if you want my undivided attention, then go EXCLUSIVE! They never listen,

He's all like "you can't just give me a minute? Well, here's my number n email."
I'm like "You need to message me on here"
Him: I'll just message you then" and leaves

He messages me:
I know it is soon but I would like to keep in touch with you.Can you email me back not on here but at [email protected]
He also attached a pic (no thank you)

Me:I can only message you on here.

Him: So you are telling me that you can only use the computer for this.Is this your personal computer? I know you have a different email address.But it's ok.

Me:...I'm saying I don't give my personal email out to clients, nor am I supposed to. And for what? I'm not sure what your intent is, but I'm a profressional and I take my job very seriously

Him: Well I understand that to the fullest Miss. Like I said I would like to get to know you if at all possible.Get to know me and you will see I am not at all a bad guy

(Done reponding at this point. I'm bored. Next!)

MommieLongLegs
02-10-2012, 05:06 PM
Ah yet another message from someone who thinks this is a dating site.

My open invite if your ever in Connecticut is a real thing. I am serious and i also have fb so if you want to get to know me more you can find me there under [email protected] dot com (he really spelled yahoo like that). My name is xxx xxxx well actually I let my friends call me xxx, my full name is ----- - ---- Jr.

(Why are you telling me all of this? I don't trust complete strangers. You shouldn't either Geez lol)

LaceyCummings
02-10-2012, 05:44 PM
crazytown: can we some how magacilly swicth bodies? promise? I would love to be you
me: (taking it as a joke cuz how the hell else do you take it?!) Oh, yeah, I bet you'd have a lot of fun with this body, huh?
crazytown: yes or no
me: (baffled) uh...sure. Let's freaky-friday it up. We just need some magic beans or an enchanted wishing well and we are all set.
crazytown: ty
crazytown: that was great

crazytown has successfully sent you $50.00 of GOLD.


WHAT?! At least it had a happy ending, but that just makes it more confusing. I think I just made a deal with the devil, you guys.

LaceyCummings
02-10-2012, 06:22 PM
GAH! I had a guy try to entice me to type to him today. Did he go with the usual "no sound bb," or a simple "speakers are off?"
No.
He went with "I'm deaf :("
After he had been responding to things I'd been saying.
I was about to point out to him that even if he is deaf, obviously he can read lips, but I got taken pvt. Pshh what a tease! I'd love to do a pvt with a deaf guy. No tedious dirty talk and moans that upset my neighbors, AND all that glorious time-consuming typing. That's the dream.

IsobelWren
02-11-2012, 09:39 AM
What' w/all the folks coming in and saying, "I'm underage and watching this!" I ban and block immediately. Even if it's a non-adult venue and I'm not doing anything adult.

I mean, it's got to be a fetish or something that grown adults pretend to be kids, right? When I was a kid browsing porn I'd be all super fucking secret about it. I was afraid that somehow someone would catch me and cut off my access. I can't imagine that a kid would be so stupid as to admit to doing something illegal and get the porn flow cut off.

IsobelWren
02-11-2012, 10:13 AM
Him: Well I understand that to the fullest Miss. Like I said I would like to get to know you if at all possible.Get to know me and you will see I am not at all a bad guy

Yes, nothing says, "I understand that to the fullest" like repeatedly ignoring your requests and trying to force you to do what he wants you to do anyway. There are more ways to be a misogynist than to be loud and beat your girlfriend. I'm sure he'd be a great boyfriend who would respect and care for you.

housewench
02-11-2012, 12:05 PM
I had a guy try to book a show through IM, and when we got to payment, he was all

"wait, do I have to be 18 to see you?"

still not entirely sure what was going on in his head? even thinking about him has me confused

Bigsoftandwet1
02-13-2012, 11:24 AM
I just received this eloquent love letter from a gentleman on AW.



Ahhhh.... how sweet. I think I'm in love.


Not stupid shit I've heard but I figured as long as we were complaining a story from last night might amuse others who have been there.

Had a guy last night do the insta-naked. "GET NAKED" "SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY" as soon as we got in exclusive. I slowed him down a bit. Told him his capslock was on. He replied, "YAH" I asked him to take it off since it was considered yelling. He did. He went for C2C. Got me on my back and masturbating as soon as he possibly could then started telling me, "You want my cum" "you want my cum" which rapidly degenerated into just "cum"

He typed cum 4 times in a row. I told him coyly that he'd have to wait a bit for me to catch up with him if he wanted me to cum. I just checked now. It was a 5:15 long chat so probably this was at the 2 or 3 min mark that he was ordering me to have an orgasm. When I told him that it'd take me a few more minutes he said, "Not wet" "Not horny" "Can't believe" "You ready"

Were all his punctuation keys broken or what?! So he's still jacking it under his big "I drink too much" preggo man gut and he keeps popping up to show me then sitting down to type and I guess he figured I just wasn't listening and needed the capslock key again so he started typing "CUM" in capslocks interspersed with "YOU READY"

Then I realized that maybe he was asking me if I was ready to see HIM come. I turned on the porno queen and started asking for him to do it. That was what he'd wanted.

He jizzed in his hand like James Dean held his cigarettes. He collected it all in the palm and forefingers. Right as I was thinking, "That is the weirdest, most creative way I've ever seen anyone do that." he plopped back down in his chair, typed "cum" a few more times, and then with the same smile my dog has when she eats random crap off the road he scarfed it all down.

I've PAed on porn sets before, my degree is in life sciences, I've seen some disgusting shit, but that made me gag. He let it drool off his hand into his mouth from above, licked his palm and then sucked it off all his fingers like he'd just been eating chicken. He grinned the whole time and spread his fingers wide so the goo webbed out in between sucking and licking. He wanted to make absolutely sure that I knew he was eating it all. I unfocused my eyes and stared at a random point on the screen to keep smiling. My throat closed, I had to take a break after to go drink a whole glass of water and pray the brain bleach kicked in.

The kicker: When I got back, one of my fav regs was there and we went exclusive. He turned on his cam but it didn't work. It was stuck on a freeze frame of Mr. Punctuation sucking his own jizz off his spread fingers.

thats fucked up i'm gagging

Bigsoftandwet1
02-13-2012, 01:21 PM
I just received this eloquent love letter from a gentleman on AW.



Ahhhh.... how sweet. I think I'm in love.


gyasexy: hi bb
gyasexy: iam from egyption
gyasexy: i jop in usa in waghonton
gyasexy: in universty
gyasexy: you killer ben laden

And that's all I have to say about that.

omg i laughed 4 ten minutes

LaceyCummings
02-13-2012, 05:31 PM
I had a guy today who spoke English alright considering it wasn't his first language, except that he kept saying
"tell dirty words to me."
I took this as his way of asking me to "talk dirty," and gave him the benefit of the doubt that he wanted complete sentences, or at least coherent phrases. But he kept repeating it.
I literally just started blurting out words "cock" "ass" "fuck" "pussy" "tight"
It was surprisingly effective. I don't even know anymore.

Cammi
02-14-2012, 10:20 PM
:O

runna: I came to ask a question
Me: Ask away
runna: Can I stick skittles up your ass?
Me: Take me to private and you can stick whatever you like up there
runna: Even shredded wheat?
Me: Take me private and you can stick fucking Super Noodles up there for all I care

Bianca Brazil
02-15-2012, 12:21 AM
Message I got on SM from a guy who never got a show from me or I ever recall being in my chat. Made me LOL Tonight is the night That my lips meet yours in kiss . It is night that pull you in my body as hold in my arms to night. It the night that my finger tips go up down sexy body unzping unbutton pulling of your pretty cloths as my tongue dart in out lips mouth as kissing you. To night is the night that feel tip my tongue licking slowly back forth over top your nipples. To night is the night you feel my mouth slide over hard nipples suck them in out my mouth to night. To night is time day gone find my face between legs lay on your bed in bed room watch my face in between legs feel my tongue slide between pussy lips lick between them with tip my tongue. To night is gone be night feel me licking sucking on your clit well coulp my fingers slide in out your pussy. To night is night gone lick suck finger fuck your pretty pussy untill make cum my face to night. To night is the night that watch suck my hard dick in out pretty face as lay in middle your bed to night. To night the might when feel lips mouth slide up down my throbbing hard cock. To night is the night that I between legs hold them part with my hands body face you between your legs laying on your back watch me pump pump my hard cock in tight pussy untill make cum on bed to night. To night the night your climb on top my body ride ride ride on top my hard cock untill cum all over it to night. To night is the night your on all fours I am behind you hold on your hips thrusting my hard cock again and again in pussy my balls smack in pussy drain all of my cum as cum with you to night. To night is naughty your wet dream passion come true..XOXOXO

TM1975
02-15-2012, 12:25 AM
Message I got on SM from a guy who never got a show from me or I ever recall being in my chat. Made me LOL Tonight is the night That my lips meet yours in kiss . It is night that pull you in my body as hold in my arms to night. It the night that my finger tips go up down sexy body unzping unbutton pulling of your pretty cloths as my tongue dart in out lips mouth as kissing you. To night is the night that feel tip my tongue licking slowly back forth over top your nipples. To night is the night you feel my mouth slide over hard nipples suck them in out my mouth to night. To night is time day gone find my face between legs lay on your bed in bed room watch my face in between legs feel my tongue slide between pussy lips lick between them with tip my tongue. To night is gone be night feel me licking sucking on your clit well coulp my fingers slide in out your pussy. To night is night gone lick suck finger fuck your pretty pussy untill make cum my face to night. To night is the night that watch suck my hard dick in out pretty face as lay in middle your bed to night. To night the might when feel lips mouth slide up down my throbbing hard cock. To night is the night that I between legs hold them part with my hands body face you between your legs laying on your back watch me pump pump my hard cock in tight pussy untill make cum on bed to night. To night the night your climb on top my body ride ride ride on top my hard cock untill cum all over it to night. To night is the night your on all fours I am behind you hold on your hips thrusting my hard cock again and again in pussy my balls smack in pussy drain all of my cum as cum with you to night. To night is naughty your wet dream passion come true..XOXOXO


At least it wasn't another cock pic! haha :)

Bianca Brazil
02-15-2012, 12:28 AM
Yeah at least he saved my eyes from that but my poor little ears lol

aqua
02-15-2012, 01:04 AM
Got a guy with the username "k9petophile" in my room recently. WTF.

Bigsoftandwet1
02-15-2012, 12:36 PM
Misty rose u r truly funny to me, i went through this whole discussion subject and i swear u have me crackin up at the stuff u say omg lol

roast
02-15-2012, 01:03 PM
Tonight a kid from Wyoming told me that he likes hard fucking, but he's also the cuddle king, a cowboy with a pilot's license whose dad was in the air force and bought him an f-14 fighter jet. He's going to go to school in FL to be an officer in the air force. In order to prepare for this, he lived in the wilds of Yellowstone for two years, during which he killed three grizzly bears for food, with spears, because, of course, he's trained at throwing a javelin. Now, this might seem preposterous, but ya see, he's killed a few with guns before, and furthermore, he's attended a class on their weaknesses.

I laughed a lot, shook my head, and logged out, because I just didn't think there was a chance I'd get to chat with anyone more AWESOME.

lol this is old but I missed it the first time and it is making me nearly-cry at my computer hahahahaha

reminds me of Dwight from the Office


http://youtu.be/uRohSjCxc-o

Bigsoftandwet1
02-16-2012, 06:06 AM
I love this thread!!! I swear with out all of the knowledge and laughter you all bring to the table, I would still be cheating myself with this webcam thing. I have gained so much self confidence and now I really know the power of my ban and kick button lol. Roast I just want to add you are truly a funny person lmao as well as a lot of the other ladies here. Thanx a million times over. Please keep doing what u are doing 4 those like me who feel awkward or overwhelmed at times:-*

BabyLove1981
02-16-2012, 12:52 PM
lol Men are crazy!!! My husband & I do couples mainly. I get on MFC every now and again but Im a stay at home of FIVE boys and my schedule during the day doesn't permit me to get on like I would like. Usually when I hear the usual stuff like this we play this song for them:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsNZVtRAV30

and act out the song lmao

They ask for such stupid things!!!!

TXCamgirl
02-16-2012, 04:25 PM
lol Men are crazy!!! My husband & I do couples mainly. I get on MFC every now and again but Im a stay at home of FIVE boys and my schedule during the day doesn't permit me to get on like I would like. Usually when I hear the usual stuff like this we play this song for them:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsNZVtRAV30

and act out the song lmao

They ask for such stupid things!!!!

Just wanted to say yah for a fellow all boys mom!! I have 3 myself and only have boys, they rock :)

BabyLove1981
02-16-2012, 06:47 PM
They are def a handful but I couldn't have it any other way! NEVER gets boring around here! lol And me being the only girl, I get pretty spoiled. ;)

shywebcamgirl
02-17-2012, 04:15 PM
I get it all and I love them love to play with them but they ran but I do keep a print screen on the rude rude one and send it to customer service and do a follow up.:-*:-*

Is this on SM? Do they ever do anything? Oh, how great my life would be if I could take a screen shot to send instead of having to reach for my mouse button. It would be so much faster! I am so excited to think of the possibility! :D

shywebcamgirl
02-17-2012, 04:25 PM
asshat: So, where do you work?

me: You are looking at it. This is my job

asshat: No seriously, where do you work really? There is no way you could actually support yourself working here.

me: ....

*kick*

asshat comes back into the room

asshat: I am not sure what just happened there

me: I kicked you out of my room

asshat: Why?

me: Because I found what you said about my job to be insulting.

asshat: Oh, well. I will leave then. I just wanted to ask before I gave you my GOLD and see, you know...

---

So, you want to know where I work in real life before you are going to tip me because you don't believe that I can make a living as a webcam model. Could it possibility be because you are a fucking freeloader and never give any money to any camgirl so therefore you assume that there is no way money can be made? >:(

shywebcamgirl
02-17-2012, 04:38 PM
custie: Do you like my dick baby?

me: Oh yeah, I love it.

custie: How big do you think it is?

me: I don't know lover, I always did suck at guessing games

custie: Come on, guess. Honesty turns me on!

----
Oh honey, trust me. You don't want a sex worker to be honest with you. You really, really don't.

CourtneyRaine
02-18-2012, 07:36 AM
Yesterday I hopped on MGF to check my messages when I dude I'd never spoken with before live chatted me. I asked what he was interested in and he said he wanted a cam show with me. I told him I was just there to check my msgs and I don't want to waste his time but I am not interested in doing a cam show right now. Rather than thanking me for being upfront, his reply was, "Why not?" Bitch, just because I am on a site like this does not mean I'm a sex robot who's horny 24/7 and I'm not going to sit here and fake it. And I told him just that. Well, without the "bitch" part, lol.

Why do these guys assume that I must be willing to insert things inside myself All The Time, Whenever They Want, just for their pleasure? Now if I was sitting on cam in free chat, sure, of course a guy can assume I'm ready to do a show. But dude, if we're just text chatting on a site that caters more to content than live shows and I tell you I'm not in the mood, can you please just respect that and leave it alone?

Can you tell I've been overly sensitive these past few days? :)

IsobelWren
02-18-2012, 11:44 AM
custie: Do you like my dick baby?

me: Oh yeah, I love it.

custie: How big do you think it is?

me: I don't know lover, I always did suck at guessing games

custie: Come on, guess. Honesty turns me on!

----
Oh honey, trust me. You don't want a sex worker to be honest with you. You really, really don't.

This was on SM and his name is bbcforyou (or something like that) isn't it? LOL, I have that guy in my chat ALL THE TIME. He pretty much says exactly that. Never goes pvt, only tipped me to look at his photos after months of asking me to look for free. Of course I said it was amazing. It was pretty nice.

shywebcamgirl
02-18-2012, 12:00 PM
This was on SM and his name is bbcforyou (or something like that) isn't it? LOL, I have that guy in my chat ALL THE TIME. He pretty much says exactly that. Never goes pvt, only tipped me to look at his photos after months of asking me to look for free. Of course I said it was amazing. It was pretty nice.

This was actually during a pvt on cam2cam. :)

shywebcamgirl
02-18-2012, 02:45 PM
freeloader: Get them titties out

me: I am 26G. A literally freak of nature. I don't flash in free.

freeloader: So no free titties? :p

me: Not only that, no more free looks

*ban*

IsobelWren
02-19-2012, 08:16 AM
Just a general complaint. Why do they all think their dicks are the most special, unique snowflakes in the world? Guys don't know near enough what cocks all look like. Did they not perv enough in gym class or at the gym? I swear, maybe someone needs to make a "art photo book" of dicks like ALL the ones I've seen of labias to show guys what other dudes cocks look like. There's a bit of variation, but not near as much as labia.

The, "isn't my dick special, bb" comments are starting to become the first thing that annoys me when I get to that, "starting to burn out, need to take a day off" point.

I can understand when one of us says, "You like that baby?" when we pull "the big reveal" because maybe they'll say, "it'd be better if you could bend over" or, "Can I see it close up" but when one of them does the same thing? Who gives a shit if I like your dick or not? You're paying me!

Like Shy said. If you're paying me to look at your dick, you're paying me to lie about it. Even if you've got the nastiest, shriveledest old dick in the world I'll still tell you it's great. Unless, of course, you tell me that you think it's terrible. In which case, I will also agree with you even if your dick is plated in gold and comes chocolate syrup that's a cure for breast cancer.

...well in the case of the latter I'd at least give you a pep talk later in free chat and tell you to bottle that shit up and send it to the CDC.

MissEgo
02-19-2012, 01:45 PM
One of my really awesome regular guys send me a dick pic once. Like, ONCE. It was like three inches long, COVERED in 70s porno curly pubes, and it had a chunk missing out of the head. I kid you not. There was a CHUNK MISSING. I just about puked. Haven't talked to him since then...

amberose
02-19-2012, 04:08 PM
Slightly annoying guy who's been in my room for a few minutes:

Him: why dont u do anal

Me: Why don't you do anal?

Him: id do anything for u bb

Me: Would you take me to private?

Him: (no response and leaves after a minute, lol)

The guy who's left me my ONLY negative comment, for no apparent reason, he was in my room for 2 minutes a couple of months ago:

Me: Uh so, you wanna explain what's up with your comment on my profile?

Him: that wasn't me, must have been someone else with the same name

Me: Uh, I can see it on your profile

Him: oh thats weird...I guess I did...you must have not done something I asked for

Me: Well apparently you're the only person who thinks so, because I don't lie, and have 5 stars

Him: yeah i dunno. do you wanna play with your feet for me in private?

Me: Why the fuck would I want to go to private with you? lol. If you want to email streamate to get that comment removed, we can do that

Ugh, I can't believe he actually had the nerve to ask me that. What an asshole. I would have blocked him but thought I'd give him a chance to remove it; I don't think he'll be back any time soon anyway.

TheBrownFox
02-21-2012, 09:22 PM
OMG, this shit is so funny! I'm on ImLive, and some dude named Detectiveholden8989 (I remember the name from before) came into text chat and said "NYPD, can I see you in free chat please." LMAO! I'm like "FUCK you, freeloader! FUCK OFF!" That's pitiful that someone would try to use their alleged badge to try to get a cam site freebie. Too fucking funny!

whiteheat
02-21-2012, 10:36 PM
29155

TheBrownFox
02-21-2012, 10:52 PM
LMFAO!!!

Silly boys...

loveshooks
02-21-2012, 11:07 PM
tiresome conversation with the 20 something cliche AKA the "girl, I bought a show from you, now that we've bonded so tightly let's get real together" guy

20 something cliche: Hey whats up Jesse
moi: hey Ben:) enjoying the day, how bout you?
20 something cliche: doing alright just got home from work a little while ago
20 something cliche: how is the canadian weather
moi: I think it's decent, for Canada:) (not in Canada, having neither the time nor the inclination to discuss why I'm not in Canada)
20 something cliche: lol nice
20 something cliche: its raining here
moi: need some help warming up?
20 something cliche: I would love the help
20 something cliche: just dont have the funds unfortunately
moi: maybe another time then :)
20 something cliche: maybe ;) (you sly devil you)
20 something cliche: just wish i didnt have to pay for it lol
moi: then you probably need to find a chica who isn't a cam girl :)
20 something cliche: haha yea thats true
20 something cliche: or if you ever want to have some fun in your free time lol (ponder, ponder...PASS)
moi: just cuz I love what I do doesn't mean I don't wanna get paid for it, alas:)
moi: hope ya have a wicked night Ben:)
20 something cliche: o yea i totally understand that babe
20 something cliche: ever come to New York?
20 something cliche: if you ever do I would love to take you out ;) (with magical money that can only be spent offline? splendid!!)
moi: :) have a wicked night Ben
20 something cliche: ok im sorry am I not allowed to talk unless i pay for a show (you're allowed to talk, however my religion prohibits me from indulging in text chat wank fantasies with cheap guys who use mistake a cam-listing for a dating profile)

I love my young 20 somethings, but every now and then I encounter one of these treasures...it's like the same exact person over and over (even though it isn't), I can probably find different variations of this very conversation 30 times over in my skype list. At least this one didn't beg me to watch him cum ::)

HighHeelHottie
02-23-2012, 12:44 PM
Just got this gem:

justAlaidBackguy: hi beautiful im a porn director offering 100 gold if u fuck yourself and cum HERE IN FREE CHAT no questions asked money is received when u cum

Yeah fucking right.

MommieLongLegs
02-23-2012, 01:56 PM
I had some dumb ass guy last night who, after a boring ass bull shit convo in free, told me I needed to smile before going private...

Not only that, but he "can't hear so you need to type"...

Annoyed already, I typed but didn't smile. I think "no sound" guys just want free 1 on 1 attn, but that's just me.

He says, "Well that's part of the deal. My money, my pleasure. That's the way it works around here" L O fucking L

I ended up kicking him out. I don't feel like being nice and it's my room, my rules. I do what the fuck I want, when I want. Being the boss costs money bb lol

lolabunny
02-23-2012, 02:22 PM
Just got this gem:

justAlaidBackguy: hi beautiful im a porn director offering 100 gold if u fuck yourself and cum HERE IN FREE CHAT no questions asked money is received when u cum

Yeah fucking right.

This asshole came into my room earlier today saying the same thing offering 500 gold, no questions ask, get paid when I cum.....umm yeah "insta-BAN!" :beat:

MommieLongLegs
02-23-2012, 04:40 PM
lisaf22: hi ya

donbori34 has logged off

lisaf22: hows u?
im bored lil horny

kissrack has logged on

lisaf22: jst pervin round the web lol

Dan.nosound has logged on

lisaf22: bored horny and the internet cn get freaky lol

Dan.nosound has logged off

lisaf22: lotta crazy stuff out there
lol
so...whatcha into?
hahaha even if its nasty?
u got a hot bod hun
i seen some freaky stuff id never try might watch though lol
omg ever see that crazyness on the web with dogs i used to think it was an urban legend

MommieLongLegs: lol
no

lisaf22: my ex bf showed me i freaked callwed him a perv
but looked it up l8tr lol

MommieLongLegs: interesting

lisaf22: wanna link lol
sorry too crazy

MommieLongLegs: no thanks

lisaf22 has logged off

Another dumb conversation that headed nowhere lol

TheBrownFox
02-23-2012, 06:18 PM
Hey, guys...look at the very bottom of this page. Visitors found this page by searching for "cumming to carmen on cam forum." SMH.....

loveshooks
02-23-2012, 06:28 PM
hype!! Some of y'all have been immortalized in the 'visitors searching for....' thing!
it's creepy as fuck but still I'd take it as a compliment:)

*fighting urge not to google 'horsecock extensions'*

HighHeelHottie
02-23-2012, 09:43 PM
This asshole came into my room earlier today saying the same thing offering 500 gold, no questions ask, get paid when I cum.....umm yeah "insta-BAN!" :beat:


After a bunch of girls blocked him for the $100 gold offer, he must've thought we were insulted by the price, and thought he'd raise it to $500 gold lol. I seriously wonder what idiot girls would fall for that. I don't even see the foreign girls fall for this shit.

MommieLongLegs
02-23-2012, 10:18 PM
Hey, guys...look at the very bottom of this page. Visitors found this page by searching for "cumming to carmen on cam forum." SMH.....

OMG someone searched "mommielonglegs escort". Wow...I guess he didn't believe me when I said/posted on my profile in caps that I don't meet/escort lol

lissieBella
02-24-2012, 07:26 AM
i usually try to make fun of them instead of getting angry for some stupid reason men find us sexy when were angry and this will just fire them up
member: can you pls slip just 1 finger inside for me?
me: sure hun! for you anything! muahhhhhh

ill give a few giggles and sometimes the guy will actually stay waiting for it and ask are u gonna do it now? i say sure u just need to wait more i would do anything for you hun! LOL the fun part is when the smarter members will start making fun of him for being such an idiot!

other funny thing is when a guest asks you would you do this for me in pvt? mmmmm duhhhh u need to become a member!

or the angry at life idiots: "ur a fucking dirty slut!" i sure am honey didnt your mother tell you that? oh btw i ran in to her at the whore house and she says she so sorry she fucked you up in the head and didnt hug you enough

this is the best one!
"why dont you get a real job?" well im sorry you hate your job sitting behind a stupid desk for 8 hrs or more a day having to answer to some cocky SOB boss all day. just cause u hate urs and u just like to keep it cause its the normal thing to do doesnt make mine less of a job. my job description isnt just fuck urself for tips, im am dancer, a designer, a photographer, an artist, and entertainer, web site developer and many times im even a shrink!

lissieBella
02-24-2012, 07:57 AM
sry guys but im so glad i found this site and this thread is amazing! so good to talk with girls that have been there too

OK so i forgot the guy i got last night: he says "can you please at least give me 1 finger"
me: without saying anything i just took out my middle finger!

on other ocassions ive had these type of guys

guy: i wanna see things going in holes already!
me: i make hole gesture with my hands and proceed to fuck my hand with my finger! "there you go hun! just what u wanted!"

guy: i wanna see a pair of tits now!
ME: i draw a pair of nice boobies on a piece of paper and i even lick em for his enjoyment!

guy: finger it!
me: no you finger it
guy: i meant you!
me: i also meant you! why dont u finger ur ass take a picture of it then mail it to me better yet dildo ur ass!
guy: wtf?
me: if you dont want a ridiculous answer dont ask a stupid ridiculous question. yes it is ridiculous for you to ask me to do something for free

all these answers work for me, some of them get pissed off that im mocking them and leave and others will stop with their crap cause they don't want me mocking them again

and when all else fails......BAN MOTHERFUCKERS!

Rosemary Rabbit
02-24-2012, 11:07 AM
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lissieBella
02-24-2012, 11:16 AM
u were verrrrrry patient, i would have bicthed after he said "your profession" the first time. asshole he says it so many times and in a way to make it sound like there is something wrong with "our profession" some people are just idiot prude squares

LolaBohemia
02-24-2012, 11:20 AM
"Oh I don't buy private shows, I just come here to chat. I'm broke, LOL"
Well, chatting doesn't pay my bills so I guess you are a fly on the wall now, buddy!

Strangely enough I've ONLY gotten this on certain BBW niche sites. Wtf...

BabyLove1981
02-24-2012, 04:00 PM
Yeah, my own husband seemed mistified when I told him my hard nipples doesn't mean I'm turned on. lol They are always hard ever since I had a BA and unless Im REALLY hot they stay that way!

A guy also asked us in one of our pvts last night if we had any eggs. (Lucky for us we didn't). I told him no, why? I mean were all down for freaky shit so I asked anyway. He wanted my Husband to stick one in my ass, him fuck my pussy and see if it broke. ??WOW?? AND if it did NOT break he would stay in there longer and wanted me to zoom my asshole and push it out. EWWWWWW!! That def was a first! lmao

Sabbatha
02-24-2012, 06:36 PM
Just got this gem:

justAlaidBackguy: hi beautiful im a porn director offering 100 gold if u fuck yourself and cum HERE IN FREE CHAT no questions asked money is received when u cum

Yeah fucking right.

I've been getting A LOT of this ^^^ and similar "requests. My question is this. Do any girls really fall for this? It sounds so ridiculous that I can't even see a new girl falling for it.

Today for example I get. "Hi bb, if you cum for me here then we'll go 30 minutes private, hows that sound?

I politely replied. "Sounds like a load of horse shit"