View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
justanothercamgirl
12-26-2015, 03:22 PM
LOL yes. I keep melted coconut oil in a coffee mug and keep my most used toys in it tip down. When I get a show where Im going to be using toys I just pull one out off screen. Then once the show is over, I clean the toy off with a baby wipe and pop it right back in the oil mug. I only keep about an inch of oil in it and use fresh oil every shift.
I just dump the oil and wash my toys in the sink when I sign out.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/4e0569c0e09c47d5a8b547a1f5625555/tumblr_inline_nd8itvQAs21qf81yo.gif
jackiebee
12-26-2015, 04:53 PM
LOL yes. I keep melted coconut oil in a coffee mug and keep my most used toys in it tip down. When I get a show where Im going to be using toys I just pull one out off screen. Then once the show is over, I clean the toy off with a baby wipe and pop it right back in the oil mug. I only keep about an inch of oil in it and use fresh oil every shift.
I just dump the oil and wash my toys in the sink when I sign out.
That's insanely clever. I don't use oil so I think I'm going to have to use the Stealth!Lube setting. ;)
Glamourmilf
12-26-2015, 09:14 PM
A custie who used to be a reg over a yr. Ago, takes me exclusive. (Thank goodness for good note taking), because he asks the same questions that he used to....i.e. where from? Me: the u.s., and u....him..where from? Me: the united states, u? ,..him ...do anal? Sure, i do that in a block session, but since we're not in one, i can do anal if u tip me 20 gold....he ignores me... get naked...,,,,,,,,,silence, then, face? Show me face? Face? Face? Face?
I need 10 gold to show face. Too many people record me..i never show face.
He logs off. ::)
KittyCurious
12-27-2015, 02:03 AM
MyFreeCams. Countdown completed, cumshow over, scrolling PMs bunch.
idiot: Very Sexy
idiot: You are so beautiful and I love your body
idiot: Relax and enjoy yourself. Don't try so hard slow down and get wet first
idiot: You are to hot to force and rush
Guess whom I did not get a single token during the countdown and afterwards?
Yes, order the lady around, pretending to care of her in order for you to look nice while freeloading!
Have no words.
I wanted to reply, but... If you don't touch the shit, it won't stink at you.
Thanks god for the new hero who completed almost the whole countdown on his own being nice and polite.
beauvoir
12-27-2015, 03:16 AM
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Please, keep giving me your opinion in free chat, and keep watching my porn on tube site.
ASSHOLE
Issabelle
12-27-2015, 03:21 PM
C.J.: gold show bb?
Me: nah, sorry but I don't do gold shows. Go check out my friend X though--she should be doing one now or soon! :)
C.J. has logged off
*sometime later*
C.J. has logged on
C.J.: lets team up and get $5 in here for that ass
Le me: yeah not how it works
*proceeds to lurk waiting for a tip from someone else and right as it comes*
Le me: *ban hammer decendeth!*
CanadianRuby
12-27-2015, 05:33 PM
MyFreeCams. Countdown completed, cumshow over, scrolling PMs bunch.
idiot: Very Sexy
idiot: You are so beautiful and I love your body
idiot: Relax and enjoy yourself. Don't try so hard slow down and get wet first
idiot: You are to hot to force and rush
Guess whom I did not get a single token during the countdown and afterwards?
Yes, order the lady around, pretending to care of her in order for you to look nice while freeloading!
Have no words.
I wanted to reply, but... If you don't touch the shit, it won't stink at you.
Thanks god for the new hero who completed almost the whole countdown on his own being nice and polite.
Your MFC profile looks so awesome!
Also, guys on MFC make me cringe so much whenever I am watching a models show. Like, the vibe of the room will be chill and people are playing games and shit, and then some asshole will just come in and say something so awkward or obnoxiously creepy that the whole room just gets quiet. And then they will keep chatting and saying weird shit, not realizing how awkward they look.
OR....when there is a cum show count down and the room has like 3,000 people in it and some douchefuck walks in and is like "Go pvt????" or "u do pvts???".
Cutie101
12-27-2015, 11:33 PM
http://imgur.com/a/2bHnd
WendiStarr
12-28-2015, 12:09 PM
"Show me tits(or pussy, ass, feet, whatever body part) and then we'll go go private". When I told this douchenugget that I don't show that in free chat, he followed up with, "Play with your pussy bb just a little bit for me bb and then I'll buy a show bb plz"
Yeah, okay like I really believe that someone is going to pay for a show after they already seen the goodies in free chat. No way Jose! More stupid annoying shit..other webcam models who come into my room soliciting for customers to go watch their cam. Seriously? Go to your own chat room for that. Don't spam mine with a list of stuff that you'll do for token, biatch! :-0 I'm beyond irritated today with camming. I'm lucky that I have a full-time vanilla job because I don't think I could ever go back to doing webcam full-time again.
BambiCutie
12-28-2015, 12:41 PM
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Creative asshole :rotfl:
PrettyPuppet
12-28-2015, 07:19 PM
"are you white?
what age?
good age
how can know your pregnant?"
This is a live camshow, do you really need to ask if I'm white?
No idea how I'd know if I was pregnant, perhaps the protruding stomach or all the ultrasounds I've had in the past 9 months?
PrincessfromHell
12-28-2015, 09:29 PM
I am wearing red so I got this
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heyho
12-29-2015, 04:01 AM
"are you white?
what age?
good age
how can know your pregnant?"
This is a live camshow, do you really need to ask if I'm white?
No idea how I'd know if I was pregnant, perhaps the protruding stomach or all the ultrasounds I've had in the past 9 months?
I hear ya on the ugh-kill-me-now questions! Both my age and where I'm from are prominently displayed on my bio and thumbnail pic, yet almost everyone needs to ask me for that info. As if the "GB" and my goddamn British accent wasn't enough, I also get the good ol' "no no, where are you from originally?" because I'm not white.
Also lots of guys like to act all worldly like, "ah, you must have Thai origins", "Konnichiwa! Love your delicate Japanese features", "Let me guess, Korean American?" But no one ever guesses my (super basic and common - full blooded Chinese!) ethnicity correctly. I just smile and nod and redirect. The last time someone wanted to discuss my race, it turned out he wanted me to racially abuse myself in pvt. Hells to the NO!
Staples
12-29-2015, 05:37 AM
"You're the only model on here that requires a block session for anal".
Well that's weird since I got the idea from about 30 other girls on this site...
Snowy0Star
12-29-2015, 06:30 AM
"You're the only model on here that requires a block session for anal".
Well that's weird since I got the idea from about 30 other girls on this site...
so did I also got it from here but I take it one step further and require an exclusive block I don't like the peppers when I do them and I don't like doing it very much so I make it worth the effort .
pixiepower329
12-29-2015, 06:35 AM
Yep.. I also require an exclusive block for Anal.
Staples
12-29-2015, 06:45 AM
so did I also got it from here but I take it one step further and require an exclusive block I don't like the peppers when I do them and I don't like doing it very much so I make it worth the effort .
Yeah I actually enjoy anal but I use a lot of lube so after a show a quick rinse in the shower is required and I don't want to have to do that for a 2 minute show so I require a block but I don't care if it's premium or exclusive.
Issabelle
12-29-2015, 06:52 AM
I don't even offer anal. Look how nice you ladies are!
Vlodina
12-29-2015, 08:05 AM
I need an exclusive block for anal too. Only I'm not even doing that at the moment - my bump is too big and I really can't be bothered trying.
KittyCurious
12-29-2015, 08:52 AM
Your MFC profile looks so awesome!
Also, guys on MFC make me cringe so much whenever I am watching a models show. Like, the vibe of the room will be chill and people are playing games and shit, and then some asshole will just come in and say something so awkward or obnoxiously creepy that the whole room just gets quiet. And then they will keep chatting and saying weird shit, not realizing how awkward they look.
OR....when there is a cum show count down and the room has like 3,000 people in it and some douchefuck walks in and is like "Go pvt????" or "u do pvts???".
Thanks! It's not me on pics though, but a friend of mine ;)
I neither know what is the point in breaking the mood. Something like domination feeling, probably. Didn't grow up after school bullying period, ugh :/
Thus, models with strong fan communities are blessed. Like, in Olivia's room a freeloader was bullied by her loyals.
CanadianRuby
12-29-2015, 11:00 AM
On Halloween night, 2015, my condo burned down. An arsonist tried to kill one of my neighbors in my quiet little condo complex, and unfortunately my condo was connected to theirs. I almost died, home alone, didnt wake up to the smoke alarms etc. Its been a devistatingly shitty experience. Much of my belongings are gone, including any awesome custom videos (sent as offsite downloads) I got from here, and I am currently homeless.
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.....I feel like if MY house and all my shit was destroyed, the last thing that would be on my mind that I lost is some jerk off material???? I'v heard of models lying and having sob stories to get contributions, but this is the first time i'v seen a guy doing it to seemingly make women feel sorry for him and send him stuff????
I mean, if he DID get sent offsite downloads, he can just check his email history, get the links again, and download that shit???
Chellyinparadise
12-29-2015, 11:21 AM
On Halloween night, 2015, my condo burned down. An arsonist tried to kill one of my neighbors in my quiet little condo complex, and unfortunately my condo was connected to theirs. I almost died, home alone, didnt wake up to the smoke alarms etc. Its been a devistatingly shitty experience. Much of my belongings are gone, including any awesome custom videos (sent as offsite downloads) I got from here, and I am currently homeless.
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.....I feel like if MY house and all my shit was destroyed, the last thing that would be on my mind that I lost is some jerk off material???? I'v heard of models lying and having sob stories to get contributions, but this is the first time i'v seen a guy doing it to seemingly make women feel sorry for him and send him stuff????
I mean, if he DID get sent offsite downloads, he can just check his email history, get the links again, and download that shit???
It amazes me at what some say just ridiculous, i bet he is using it to get free stuff hoping someone will feel sorry for him. If its true it is sad but why even mention the customs, that would be the least of my worries if hes homeless..
Genoveve
12-29-2015, 11:24 AM
^^Exactly, shitty lie. If he's homeless where does he intend to plug his laptop into and where does he intend to jerk off? I would have told him it's a shame he didn't actually burn to death because the world could use one less douche.
Magical_Hoohah
12-29-2015, 01:08 PM
"You're the only model on here that requires a block session for anal".
Well that's weird since I got the idea from about 30 other girls on this site...
I only do anal in exclusive, so the dude has to pay extra for it, but I'm honestly afraid to require a block for anal. I feel certain that some guys would buy a block (at a discount) and then feel entitled to see me do anal for the entire 15/30/45/60 minutes. I like anal, but that would definitely be fodder for this thread!
SoloDesire
12-29-2015, 01:09 PM
"You're the only model on here that requires a block session for anal".
Well that's weird since I got the idea from about 30 other girls on this site...
Pet peeve! I hate it when guys say "other models do this or don't do that" or "you're the only model that does it that way"! So what doofus?! You're in my fucking room aren't you? You don't like the way I run MY room then you are free to leave. Don't sit here and be a whiny bitch because I don't do things the way you're used to. Get over it. I choose to do things the way I want to do them, because I'm the one who has to log on here every day and deal with you pissy shit heads!
Yeah, sometimes I can get aggro...but I really do love most of my actual customers lol. And believe it or not, I do have a perfect 5.0 star rating!
CharlieTen
12-29-2015, 06:49 PM
army_dude2: would you make out with your brother for 5 grand
me: no thank you
army_dude2: 10 grand???
...the stupid is strong in this one
sovereignv
12-29-2015, 07:38 PM
Don't know where to post this... usually I find cumfaces quite sexy but tonight... my God. I just saw a guy who looked like him and his cock were in a bitter fight to the death.
Staples
12-29-2015, 07:41 PM
I only do anal in exclusive, so the dude has to pay extra for it, but I'm honestly afraid to require a block for anal. I feel certain that some guys would buy a block (at a discount) and then feel entitled to see me do anal for the entire 15/30/45/60 minutes. I like anal, but that would definitely be fodder for this thread!
I tell them I like to warm myself up before jumping right into anal because it makes it more pleasurable for me that way. Most guys are perfectly fine with that.
partyrocker
12-29-2015, 09:06 PM
A guy comes (correction: came, he's banned now) begging for free shows half a dozen times again, with the excuse "I'll pay you when I'm satisfied" and insisting "I've got other girls who do it and they get alot of money from me".
When I quit responding to him (due to an influx of people wanting to chat with me all of a sudden), he tells me how I need to quit being a bitch 'cause I'm not the prettiest girl on the site and if I'm "too good to talk to him".
Well, then. Guess you can go to one of your "other girls" and get the free shows.
BadBitch
12-29-2015, 09:55 PM
I just started doing anal in blocks.
Here was today's douchnozzle. While trying to get my 5th Gold Show countdown, I'm pretty fucking pissed that I had to restart 5 times for a $1 fucking Gold Show.
Asshole: I'm a virgin. Should I go get a prostitute.
Me: (annoyed as fuck): I'm trying to do a GS and you're asking me for advice in open chat? Yeah. Go get a hooker.I hope she gives you herpes. Bye.
**Banned**
Glamourmilf
12-29-2015, 10:57 PM
Dude takes me private, tells me he's horny, and only 17.
Know what else he is? Screenshot, banned, and reported.:beat:
Issabelle
12-30-2015, 12:55 AM
Idiots! Idiots everywhere!
*Cue off-key singing*
~Oooooh, on the fifth day post-Christmas, Streamate brought to me: 5 complaints about prices, 4 requests for incest, 3 demands for ass flash, 2 freebie-seeking PMs, and a troll from pooooorrrrnnnn-hubbbb!~
But seriously, what the fuck is this shit? That was in just 45 minutes. Fuck this nonsense. I'm going to bed.
nikki187
12-30-2015, 01:19 AM
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This motherfucker is getting on my damn nerves tonight! :banghead:
Glamourmilf
12-30-2015, 01:57 AM
Idiots! Idiots everywhere!
*Cue off-key singing*
~Oooooh, on the fifth day post-Christmas, Streamate brought to me: 5 complaints about prices, 4 requests for incest, 3 demands for ass flash, 2 freebie-seeking PMs, and a troll from pooooorrrrnnnn-hubbbb!~
But seriously, what the fuck is this shit? That was in just 45 minutes. Fuck this nonsense. I'm going to bed.
Ha! Ha! Good one Issabelle! Love it!
Vlodina
12-30-2015, 02:48 AM
Left in my SM inbox today, and I doubt I'm the only one.
"You know why they call me the cat whisperer? I know exactly what that pussy needs"
KittyCurious
12-30-2015, 03:28 AM
Streamray.
[a guy with 0.67 enters third time, bunch of texts each time, rich guys leavin]
idiot: lay down bb
le me: order works in pvt bb
idiot: u gonna message me?
Can someone tell me why I still have hope to gain some intelligence outta there?
KittyCurious
12-30-2015, 03:31 AM
I tell them I like to warm myself up before jumping right into anal because it makes it more pleasurable for me that way. Most guys are perfectly fine with that.
Starting with twerks and waving, then doggy, cheeks spread and outer play, then 1 finger to more and then maybe (if they don't cum before that) toy. The scheme works for me with those who want instant ass :D
DonaDiabla
12-30-2015, 04:41 AM
Once on Skype:
"Hey bb, I am a finsub but I do not have any money. Can I pay you after the new year?" Your ass is blocked from skype.
PrincessfromHell
12-30-2015, 07:03 AM
- Hi, I am *insert any name* 23 from the UK. I am in a wheelchair.
Me: Lemme guess you want me to give you a free show.
- Yeah, can you tease me and make me cum.
I hope his dick will fall off on NY eve.
Sunnylexie
12-30-2015, 01:13 PM
On Halloween night, 2015, my condo burned down. An arsonist tried to kill one of my neighbors in my quiet little condo complex, and unfortunately my condo was connected to theirs. I almost died, home alone, didnt wake up to the smoke alarms etc. Its been a devistatingly shitty experience. Much of my belongings are gone, including any awesome custom videos (sent as offsite downloads) I got from here, and I am currently homeless.
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.....I feel like if MY house and all my shit was destroyed, the last thing that would be on my mind that I lost is some jerk off material???? I'v heard of models lying and having sob stories to get contributions, but this is the first time i'v seen a guy doing it to seemingly make women feel sorry for him and send him stuff????
I mean, if he DID get sent offsite downloads, he can just check his email history, get the links again, and download that shit???
He might also need a computer to watch his custom vids in HD - why not ask for one?
I'd sooo offer him to post this verbatim on Gofundme and ask people to send some $$ his way so he'd get his porn back. Or direct him to Pornhub as the biggest charity resource for lack-all cock.
sovereignv
12-30-2015, 06:51 PM
Him: my wife never has desire
Him: im so very horny with full eggs
sovereignv
12-30-2015, 08:42 PM
tell me to snort my cum like a crack whore
MsBellaSpanxx
12-30-2015, 08:45 PM
tell me to snort my cum like a crack whore
Hahahahaha omg... I may have used this exact line in my most recent CEI clip! Seriously. I'm dying.
sovereignv
12-30-2015, 09:22 PM
Long night tonight...
Him: Hi
May I ask?
What makes you worth 3x more than any other girl on this site?
Me: Actually my rate is pretty average
But I am worth it.
*ban*
BadBitch
12-30-2015, 10:00 PM
Him: I'm deaf.
Me: (out loud): And let me guess....you want something for free.
Him: leaves
Either he read my lips or fuckerdoodle wasn't deaf. Sigh.
pixiepower329
12-30-2015, 10:33 PM
Twitter DM exchange...
Him: Hey babe-- when are you coming back on Chaturbate?
Me: Right now, I don't have any plans to. But, I am available on SM every day at this link.............
Him: Oh. But I can't afford your shows on SM
Me: Ah.. so you just want me somewhere where there is a chance of seeing me naked for free?
Him: Well, yeah. I'm a college student. But I have a big dick.
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ebonee
12-30-2015, 10:56 PM
Ugh
Guy comes in my room
Can I take you private but show you my cam on Skype instead of on here so I don't have to pay to show my cam and pay for the show............ Why would I give something away for free so you can bug me all day on Skype for a free show. Or my favorite line. Just open my Skype and watch me cum.....
[email protected]&k off loser
Staples
12-31-2015, 01:57 AM
DOuche: I'm home alone desiring to be with you
Me: Ok babe lets go private and play!
Douche: How about we meet in real life
Me: I'm sorry I don't meet people from here it's against the rules
Douche: Have you ever driven past the posted speed limit?
Doesn't matter douche even if it weren't against the rules I'm still not gonna fuck a stranger
Him: I never said anything about fucking
UGH
Diamond Dust
12-31-2015, 02:37 AM
I was speaking out loud, but I'm copying and pasting what this idiot said:
coryajones1: well im in tha mood to get off but i dont know bout you lol
Me: I'm always in the mood to get off!
coryajones1: well show me somethin good lol
Me: I am showing you something good. Don't you like what you see?
coryajones1: hell yes its dam good!!!
hows that ass lookin
Me: *tells him that requests are 5 gold for ass, feet, boobs, etc.*
A little later...
coryajones1: you like cock??
Me: Of course I do.
coryajones1: whats your favorite thing to do with a cock??
This is where I got fed up, realizing he wasn't going to do a show OR tip, and was trying to get dirty talk for free.
Me: My favorite thing to do with a cock? I love tying them up with string, then pouring hot wax or toothpaste on them, and then smashing them with my bare hands.
coryajones1: *leaves*
Good riddance and I hope I killed his boner.
KittyCurious
01-01-2016, 01:21 AM
^ Unless he was a masochist and came for free #sicksadworld