View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
RamonaRamone
01-06-2016, 03:27 PM
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Chellyinparadise
01-06-2016, 03:30 PM
I had a run-in with a similar client. He wanted me to show him my ass in free. I told him $5 Gold. He got pissy. We went back and forth about it in open. His defense was that he was a good customer. After he took me for our excl, he left me 1 star. I wrote him a "nice" message and told him to go fuck himself before banning him. I had the 1 star rating removed.
what a dick im glad that you banned him, sorry you went through that.
Chellyinparadise
01-06-2016, 03:40 PM
� trendh0e to You: have you ever been sexually assaulted sweetie
fuck you
just sick some men dont deserve to have a dick.. sorry you had to deal with this sick bastard
sovereignv
01-06-2016, 04:24 PM
� trendh0e to You: have you ever been sexually assaulted sweetie
fuck you
That's so fucked up, I'm sorry.
Why do guys who ask for fucked up shit always add "sweetie" or "honey" or hearts to the end of their fucked up questions???
"What's your bra size?" <--- too lazy to read the damn profile. It's right there... yup, just scroll down a little. There it is!
Except on mobile, at least that's the excuse I've been given.
BambiCutie
01-06-2016, 09:48 PM
I either do one of two things..
1) Remain silent
2) Flip them off (Trying to come up with a way to translate "Go fuck yourself" without coming off as a harsh bitch..)
BadBitch
01-06-2016, 10:22 PM
what a dick im glad that you banned him, sorry you went through that.
Thanks lady. Honestly, I didn't want to go excl with him after we argued. Plus, we did phone. It was very awkward. But, he was the one to pay $30 to leave me 1 star which got removed. Haha!
KittyCurious
01-07-2016, 03:48 AM
flirt4free, that hellish mind sucking place
idiot: hi bb
idiot: doggy
me: yeah right, I'm running
idiot: doggy style
idiot: r u japanese?
me: fuckoffese
hyori
01-07-2016, 09:55 AM
On SM yesterday:
shitface: show me your tits
me: why don't you just look at your balls and think of your mother, I'm sure they look like hers
SoloDesire
01-07-2016, 12:18 PM
This is how cheap these guys are getting...
Daredevil: let me ask you something
if i pay for 4.99$ then after 1 minute show will be over
Me: I don't understand what you're asking
Daredevil: It says $4.99/minute
written above...
Me: Yes...$4.99 a minute. Still don't know what you're asking.
Daredevil: if i stayed for 2 minutes
then i would be charged more than 4.99$
Me: Do you not understand how to add up the minutes? Yes, 2 minutes would be $9.98
Daredevil: ok if i end the chat sooner than 1 minute then
Me: You still get charged for 1 minute
Daredevil: ok thanks
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Genoveve
01-07-2016, 12:56 PM
On SM yesterday:
shitface: show me your tits
me: why don't you just look at your balls and think of your mother, I'm sure they look like hers
LOL I always mention their moms in my return insults.
PearliePuff
01-07-2016, 01:08 PM
numbnuts: How's that ass bb?
me: I've been sitting here staring back at you twats for a while....my ass is numb as fuck, probably as numb as your nuts.
grrrrrrrrrrr
sweetequila
01-07-2016, 03:00 PM
You girls are awesome, I remember years ago when I cammed for first time, after one year I was almost as good as you being sassy and sometimes I was a total bitch. Now I'm back and in my first month still being sweet and shit, but won't take me too long to get sick of those jerks:
Last night:
Idiot: Hi sexy
Me: Yo, hru
Idiot: I'm so horny
Me: Awesome, what do u have in mind?
Idiot: I have a dog licking my asshole.
Me: Eeww.
Banned the fucker.
PrettyPuppet
01-07-2016, 05:29 PM
Rudeuser: Do u twerk bitch
Me: If you want to talk to me that way you need to pay me *kick*
a while later he returns
Rudeuser: I want to apologize
Im sorry for that
But do u twerk?
Me: Yes
Rudeuser: Bitch
Rudeuser has been blocked
Yeah, saw that coming.
Vlodina
01-07-2016, 10:51 PM
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I don't want to know....
BadBitch
01-07-2016, 10:54 PM
flirt4free, that hellish mind sucking place
idiot: hi bb
idiot: doggy
me: yeah right, I'm running
idiot: doggy style
idiot: r u japanese?
me: fuckoffese
Ugh. Why are you wasting your time on that wretched site???? Run!!!!!
BadBitch
01-07-2016, 10:57 PM
numbnuts: How's that ass bb?
me: I've been sitting here staring back at you twats for a while....my ass is numb as fuck, probably as numb as your nuts.
grrrrrrrrrrr
I like when they ask, "How's that ass look?" I tell them, "Great. 2 cheeks and a crack".
MyRealNameIsWeird
01-07-2016, 10:57 PM
This is almost why I hate when guys start to spend a considerable amount on me after awhile. I find they start to get possessive and clingy, and they expect special treatment. I'm fine with giving 'treats' or little perks to guys that are NOT entitled man-babies......but there is no way in hell I am giving any freebies to someone that throws the fact they have given me X amount of $$$. They got what they wanted for that $$$ originally, so we're fucking even and they're not owed diddly shit.
My freebie policy:
-for raffles or other established rewards: yes
-for guys who spend intermittently: yes
-for guys who spend a bit: sometimes
-for guys who spend regularly: no
-for guys who used to spend: no
-for guys who ask: never in my fucking life
Raffles and rewards yes cause I said so. Intermittent spenders yes because they sometimes log on not horny. Guys who spend a bit sometimes to see if I should boher with them.
Guys who spend regularly no because I have them. Guys who used to spend no because they're expired. Guys who ask me no because I have no patience.
BadBitch
01-07-2016, 10:57 PM
LOL I always mention their moms in my return insults.
I always insult their dad. Haha!
MyRealNameIsWeird
01-07-2016, 11:00 PM
Except on mobile, at least that's the excuse I've been given.
I had one regular watching me on his games console, of all places. He couldn't see profile or pics, but paid regularly. Said he just preferred the big screen. Shame he expired.
pippapippa
01-07-2016, 11:34 PM
idiot: I want to talk to you like all the other guys in the room
me: Huh? You are.
idiot: No, they're talking to you and you're responding to them.
me: You're talking to me and I'm responding to you.
idiot: I want you to hear me like you hear them
me: Uhhhhh, they're typing like you are
idiot: They're typing?
me: Do you hear them? If they were speaking to me you would be able to hear them. You must be trolling or a fucking idiot because you can't be serious right now
idiot: Fair enough
SoloDesire
01-09-2016, 01:56 PM
Jerm760 has successfully sent you $1.00 of GOLD.
Me: Thanks for the gold ;-)
Jerm760: Can I see you boobs?:-)
Me: Not for 1 gold
Jerm760: Lol atleast I tried
Me: I wouldn't be proud of being a cheap loser if I were you
Jerm760: Dang. I take that gold back.
Jerm760 has been blocked.
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BadBitch
01-09-2016, 07:35 PM
idiot: I want to talk to you like all the other guys in the room
me: Huh? You are.
idiot: No, they're talking to you and you're responding to them.
me: You're talking to me and I'm responding to you.
idiot: I want you to hear me like you hear them
me: Uhhhhh, they're typing like you are
idiot: They're typing?
me: Do you hear them? If they were speaking to me you would be able to hear them. You must be trolling or a fucking idiot because you can't be serious right now
idiot: Fair enough
Ok, he needs some serious medication.
curvydancer25
01-09-2016, 10:24 PM
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Vlodina
01-10-2016, 11:44 AM
This has really started to annoy me: "Are you extra horny now that you're pregnant?"
And always from guys who don't spend.
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Here's a funny one tonight.
Idiot: will you do anal?
Me: No sorry, I'm not doing it at the moment.
Idiot: How about Dp then?
Me: wtf
heyho
01-10-2016, 01:25 PM
Fuckity. Some dude got my email off my indie page and is now trying every line in the Loser's Book o' Tatal Stinking BS on me.
"The site charged me but confirmation didn't go through bb...can I still have my show?"
"I LOVE YOU"
"Add me on skype, i want my show right now, you can sort out my missing payment with the site afterwards ok bb pls I swear I got charged"
"Can we just chat for a bit, I want to figure out what you're good at"
"I think you should give me a dirty pic to make up for your site eating my money lmao"
Hohohoho. Dream on boyo.
justanothercamgirl
01-10-2016, 04:59 PM
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And people who hit up complete strangers online......they do it because they are very happy right? I must of missed the part in the bible where God was all about the hook-ups.
*eyeroll*
Thanks for posting that! I needed to laugh today.
CanadianRuby
01-10-2016, 05:28 PM
I found a video of a popular MFC model on pornhub, and so I messaged one of the mods in her room to let her know her video is leaked on Pornhub. He replied telling me once she joined the room he would have her BAN me. I was like WTF??? I am trying to tell you, you dumb shit, that your cam model friend has her shit leaked online.
I cannot fucking stand how rude so many "mods" on MFC are. They crawl up the models butt and obsess over her and act like dickholes to everyone in the room.
Anyways, I don't want to tweet at her about it, because other people would see it on twitter and go look the video up. I am not a premium member on MFC so I can't message her privately about it. UHG.
Issabelle
01-10-2016, 06:12 PM
I found a video of a popular MFC model on pornhub, and so I messaged one of the mods in her room to let her know her video is leaked on Pornhub. He replied telling me once she joined the room he would have her BAN me. I was like WTF??? I am trying to tell you, you dumb shit, that your cam model friend has her shit leaked online.
I cannot fucking stand how rude so many "mods" on MFC are. They crawl up the models butt and obsess over her and act like dickholes to everyone in the room.
Anyways, I don't want to tweet at her about it, because other people would see it on twitter and go look the video up. I am not a premium member on MFC so I can't message her privately about it. UHG.
DM her on Twitter then. It's private and no one would see it but her. If you can't DM because hers are shut off, shoot her a tweet that's public from your model account that says 'hey, I found some stuff of yours online and I wanted to give you the links so you can DMCA them, but your DMs are off right now. Model-to-model courtesy. :)'
Room mods can be total dicks, so sometimes it's easier to send her stuff directly. If she does DM you, btw, you might mention what happened with the mod. She might not care, but some girls don't know if their mods are being dicks. It's a mixed bag in contacting other models--some are very thankful about the notice and become friendly, while others are total brats. It's up to you how much you want to pursue.
whirlerz
01-10-2016, 06:20 PM
Show ass, bb. Was gonna tell him go look in the mirror, but I held up a little stuffed donkey I have. :)
Marina Starr
01-11-2016, 04:55 PM
Head Hoe: hi, how are you?!
Tslover: sad
Head Hoe: why?
Tslover: just lost my job.
Head Hoe: so are you here to just tell me this?! Don't come back without your unemployment check!
tsloser left before he was banned for life!
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RamonaRamone
01-11-2016, 04:55 PM
Hotguy: I see you do fetishes, so I was wondering if you were into the ones that could get you in trouble if caught , see what I mean ? ^^'
(Hotguy has been blocked)
BadBitch
01-11-2016, 09:00 PM
Fuckity. Some dude got my email off my indie page and is now trying every line in the Loser's Book o' Tatal Stinking BS on me.
"The site charged me but confirmation didn't go through bb...can I still have my show?"
"I LOVE YOU"
"Add me on skype, i want my show right now, you can sort out my missing payment with the site afterwards ok bb pls I swear I got charged"
"Can we just chat for a bit, I want to figure out what you're good at"
"I think you should give me a dirty pic to make up for your site eating my money lmao"
Hohohoho. Dream on boyo.
Tell him to show you a copy of his billing statement.
sovereignv
01-12-2016, 02:16 PM
"so, I want to be respectful and not waste your time... I like a long roleplay and your rates are a little out of my comfort zone. That being said, you can get it and are worth it"
Well, that's a first.
RamonaRamone
01-12-2016, 02:49 PM
"so, I want to be respectful and not waste your time... I like a long roleplay and your rates are a little out of my comfort zone. That being said, you can get it and are worth it"
Thank..... you????
sovereignv
01-12-2016, 02:52 PM
Haha, my reaction exactly.
OpenBobsBB
01-12-2016, 05:03 PM
this guy contacted me on skype for a show and it was a 5 minute quickie, which I wouldn't have normally taken but it has been DEAD for me today. and before paying he sent me a picture of his dick, which I did not agree to even if he had paid, and I got so pissed I just blocked him but now his payment has gone through? ugh so now I gotta get that sorted out and then he makes a new skype account just to beg me to do a show with him and forgive him and I'm like "I don't forgive unpaid dick pics, especially not ones from cheaps like you" idk unpaid for dick pics are one of my biggest pet peeves lol
sovereignv
01-12-2016, 06:30 PM
show emo butt hole
heyho
01-12-2016, 06:52 PM
Tell him to show you a copy of his billing statement.
I did, in fact. He forwarded me proof..... that he'd spent $20 on a DIFFERENT model on that site 3 weeks ago.
Like, was he thinking I'm half blind or really stupid or
BadBitch
01-12-2016, 10:28 PM
I did, in fact. He forwarded me proof..... that he'd spent $20 on a DIFFERENT model on that site 3 weeks ago.
Like, was he thinking I'm half blind or really stupid or
What a moron. Girl, call him out on that and tell him you know it's a different model. Let these fucks know we're not stupid.
Issabelle
01-12-2016, 10:37 PM
Problem with those morons is they just head right to the next girl to try again. They figure someone must be stupid enough to fall for it. #EntitledFucks
In other Stupid Shit news:
"Show hair pussy for a gold and then we go prvt bb!" <-- I mean, if this were the Dollar Menu at MickyD's maybe... At least he offered to pay? LOL!
BadBitch
01-12-2016, 10:40 PM
I wonder how they just don't get it. I'll ask them, "How many rooms have you tried that in and were you successful?"
pixiepower329
01-13-2016, 12:17 AM
Asshat: Where are you from, bb?
Me-- The Midwest
Asshat: What state do you live in, if you don't mind me asking?
Me-- The Midwest
Asshat: What state bb?
Me-- If I wanted to give specifics-- don't you think I would have the first 2 times I answered you?
Asshat: You're rude and not that pretty-- good luck with caming.
Lol-- LE' BAN
MistressX
01-13-2016, 12:59 AM
Me (in PVT with like 4 guys having a great time): I've got a new big black cock for you guys! *pulls out cock*
Idiot: That thing looks diseased...
*facepalm*
CanadianRuby
01-13-2016, 09:15 AM
Asshat: Where are you from, bb?
Me-- The Midwest
Asshat: What state do you live in, if you don't mind me asking?
Me-- The Midwest
Asshat: What state bb?
Me-- If I wanted to give specifics-- don't you think I would have the first 2 times I answered you?
Asshat: You're rude and not that pretty-- good luck with caming.
Lol-- LE' BANI hate when they do this. And THEN they think they are real slick because they ask you what time it is where you are if you just say "I live in the USA".
hyori
01-13-2016, 09:35 AM
Why do they even bother asking where we live? Does anyone even really give a true answer?
I'm going to give the address of a police station from now on.
pixiepower329
01-13-2016, 09:36 AM
I don't even care if they ask what timezone I'm in. Its not that big of a deal to me. But I do mind when someone pushes the question repeatedly when I've made it abundantly clear that I'm not giving more information.
Chellyinparadise
01-13-2016, 12:52 PM
him: we should just meet fuck paying do it for real
MistressX
01-13-2016, 04:53 PM
I dont mind really, I say I'm from Los Angeles. LA is so damn big what are they going to do? Nothing. Sometimes I get guys from LA wanting to meet me, and I just tell them straight up "you that desperate?" and ban them haha
MinnieVicious
01-13-2016, 05:04 PM
I'm super annoyed when guys try to guess my ethnicity, anybody else?