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KittyCurious
01-21-2016, 12:58 AM
Guy: Your beautiful

Me: My beautiful what?

...He was so confused.

Allright, now I feel damn awkward for not being able to speak and write properly :c
I am not English native speaker for example, and guys don't seem to make a big deal out of my mistyping and stuff.
There is international audience in webcam, and as long as they pay us and don't mindfuck, who cares?

At least, they try to speak English instead of typing Chinese, Arab or Spanish, thinking we must understand that.

KittyCurious
01-21-2016, 01:06 AM
someone with points and no toks jumps in

yiyo235: turn around and see what we have!
le me: ordering around for free is not the working way in my chatroom :D
yiyo235: Love your wall!
yiyo235: Before.. the moment !

all that because this bucket of vomit saw the damn ass bc of video ping, and got oh so happy for his fuckin free request to be fulfilled!!!!
aaaagggggrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh

CocoaCaramelBBW
01-21-2016, 01:15 AM
this just happened a dude just came in the room, took me to private to tell me my video wont load.....oh yeah and CLEARED MY EFFIN ROOM!

CocoaCaramelBBW
01-21-2016, 01:51 AM
Pasto88: i can see your ass bb please

me: can i see five gold?

Pasto 88: no

Pasto88 has been blocked.

Im done with this shit for the night,coming to a paysite for free shit,GTFO!

Shrunkenviolet
01-21-2016, 10:24 AM
Can I see more of your body bb? I want to make sure you're not a fatass.

Ummmm for some gold I'll consider it, but I'm 95lbs soaking wet and I'm not hiding all that extra weight in my fucking knees. Jesus.

luvnrockets
01-21-2016, 10:35 AM
Allright, now I feel damn awkward for not being able to speak and write properly :c
I am not English native speaker for example, and guys don't seem to make a big deal out of my mistyping and stuff.
There is international audience in webcam, and as long as they pay us and don't mindfuck, who cares?

At least, they try to speak English instead of typing Chinese, Arab or Spanish, thinking we must understand that.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not usually like this. I know it's hard for non English speakers! This guy though, had 0 tokens, 20 points, and had been on mfc for over 1000 days. I mostly just wanted him to leave.

I'm usually very forgiving about such things.

Chellyinparadise
01-21-2016, 11:35 AM
Can I see more of your body bb? I want to make sure you're not a fatass.

Ummmm for some gold I'll consider it, but I'm 95lbs soaking wet and I'm not hiding all that extra weight in my fucking knees. Jesus.

I would have told him let me see how fat your wallet is by taking me exclusive, i want to make sure youre not a broke ass. haha

DeepThoughts
01-21-2016, 11:51 AM
Miguel24 has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.

Miguel24: your tits look amazing
as well as your hair
I can't help myself
I don't have time for more...but thank you

Miguel24 has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.

Miguel24: have an excellent day

Holy fuck dude! Can I clone you!!! All day Im dealing with guys saying they are going to take me private right after I show them pussy, tits, ass, feet, armpits, deepthroat, etc. and then this guy! I wish I knew his moms address so I could send her a Thank you card!

DeepThoughts
01-21-2016, 12:04 PM
And then this happened....


perney1: Grrrr

perney1: Grrrr

perney1: Grrrr

perney1: Grrrr

perney1: Grrrr

perney1 has been blocked!

Shrunkenviolet
01-21-2016, 12:30 PM
I would have told him let me see how fat your wallet is by taking me exclusive, i want to make sure youre not a broke ass. haha

That's fucking golden. I'm saving that for the next time. For some reason guys always think I'm hiding a serious weight problem. Blame my baby face chubby cheeks I guess. But even if I'm showing off my six pack abs they still ask!

Chellyinparadise
01-21-2016, 12:51 PM
That's fucking golden. I'm saving that for the next time. For some reason guys always think I'm hiding a serious weight problem. Blame my baby face chubby cheeks I guess. But even if I'm showing off my six pack abs they still ask!

Haha im glad you liked that. Being in the industry so long i always have a comeback for anything they say you will too in time :) Guys are strange sometimes, we may never know the reasoning behind some haha Hope it works for ya, never know one might feel entitled to prove hes not broke then its a win for you :)

audritwo
01-21-2016, 08:51 PM
longdick52864: Hi
Just got done havin sex

Played him this song

https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o

sovereignv
01-22-2016, 09:11 AM
i want to feed u my salty fuckin spunk kitty cat
stick out ur tongue kitty cat

I've had a bit more traffic this week but the quality of it?? Just freeloaders and gross dudes. Like the amount of requests I've had for shit play, beastiality...

Sunnylexie
01-22-2016, 10:36 AM
Wtf is wrong with the guys who take me using lube as a personal insult. Your dick hasn't gotten hard in just one second, has it? If you want me naturally wet, set aside at least 10 minutes of your pvt for a proper foreplay, you assnugget.

Chellyinparadise
01-22-2016, 11:50 AM
MrPoophole: if you wanna give me student discount im all about jacking off to your butthole

Haha this cracked me up the lengths they go sometimes

Chellyinparadise
01-22-2016, 11:52 AM
Wtf is wrong with the guys who take me using lube as a personal insult. Your dick hasn't gotten hard in just one second, has it? If you want me naturally wet, set aside at least 10 minutes of your pvt for a proper foreplay, you assnugget.

I know, some men i trully dont think have had sex with women, because they think we can just go striaght to using a toy as soon as they log into pvt. I tell them not using lube or allowing me time to get wet is like me asking you to bend over and stick a dildo up your ass without any lube.. shuts them right up or makes them laugh and say ok sorry go ahead.. haha

CocoaCaramelBBW
01-22-2016, 08:07 PM
i want to feed u my salty fuckin spunk kitty cat
stick out ur tongue kitty cat

I've had a bit more traffic this week but the quality of it?? Just freeloaders and gross dudes. Like the amount of requests I've had for shit play, beastiality...

Well i just got a request from dude who has a fart fetish....i get that people like what they like...but i cant conjure up a massive blower without shitting on myself trying to produce it,like who farts on command?!:O

OpenBobsBB
01-22-2016, 09:20 PM
Well i just got a request from dude who has a fart fetish....i get that people like what they like...but i cant conjure up a massive blower without shitting on myself trying to produce it,like who farts on command?!:O

Usually I just get into a position where I can queef and then tell them it's a fart, has worked every time without suspicion lol

sovereignv
01-23-2016, 04:24 PM
Girlsname: Domme or sub?

Me: Domme, obviously, read my topic.

Girlsname: Im sub, Brat.

Girlsname: Daddy told me to come to this website.


Not gonna deal with this tonight.

audritwo
01-23-2016, 04:35 PM
Girlsname: Domme or sub?

Me: Domme, obviously, read my topic.

Girlsname: Im sub, Brat.

Girlsname: Daddy told me to come to this website.


Not gonna deal with this tonight.

wow wut a cunt.

MsBellaSpanxx
01-23-2016, 05:28 PM
Girlsname: Domme or sub?

Me: Domme, obviously, read my topic.

Girlsname: Im sub, Brat.

Girlsname: Daddy told me to come to this website.


Not gonna deal with this tonight.

I had her in my room today too. Same schpeil ad verbatim. Lurked in my room chatting about being hungry and wanting to make lunch. I didn't ban but I told her to fuck off and not bother camgirls and "she" left. What a day.

KatM
01-23-2016, 05:31 PM
Me: "take me private or tip 4 flashes" (when he requests stuff in freechat)
Him: "Free private?" (after numerous attempts to fool me)
HA! Seriously? FREE private? Hahaaaaa OMG!

MistressX
01-23-2016, 06:58 PM
Well i just got a request from dude who has a fart fetish....i get that people like what they like...but i cant conjure up a massive blower without shitting on myself trying to produce it,like who farts on command?!:O

I use a balloon pump. You can buy them at party city or whatever. Stick it up your butt and pump a few times. Tell him you have to get sorted first and go off to the side. Try not to let him hear the pumping. Works for me and they're real great farts lol

SweetJulia
01-23-2016, 08:28 PM
I had this total loser I did a long, irritating show for a few weeks ago ask For an eighty percent discount. Emails a few times a day to say hi. Now, he actually asked for a loan. Just til Monday, he's totally good for it. I'm laughing too hard to even come up with a good answer, anyone have any ideas?

sovereignv
01-24-2016, 03:15 PM
pantyboyme: in excl can i tell you how i fuck my young lil nieces

*DRY HEAVES*

I reported him and told him to kill himself. Not nice to lose your temper, but.

Issabelle
01-24-2016, 06:21 PM
I had this total loser I did a long, irritating show for a few weeks ago ask For an eighty percent discount. Emails a few times a day to say hi. Now, he actually asked for a loan. Just til Monday, he's totally good for it. I'm laughing too hard to even come up with a good answer, anyone have any ideas?

"Hello, your request for a pay day loan from the National Bank of Camgirls has been denied for the following reason: insufficient IQ to realize this bank does not actually exist."

SweetJulia
01-24-2016, 09:23 PM
Oh, and he needed it to buy drugs cuz he got ripped of by an escort. Good! He has a huge dick, takes Viagra, and can't use condoms. That poor girl......

PrincessfromHell
01-24-2016, 09:32 PM
Oh, and he needed it to buy drugs cuz he got ripped of by an escort. Good! He has a huge dick, takes Viagra, and can't use condoms. That poor girl......

what a story!
He wins Best O_o story award from camgirls, but no loans though

Oh no wait
To issue this loan he has to pay for handling the papers, lawers blah blah (whatever they say in those scam emails when want you to claim your heritage of 10 mln bucks left by some uncle you have never had somewhere in Algeria)

SweetJulia
01-24-2016, 09:50 PM
I kinda believe the story. First, there's no way he could get laid for free. Two, he's really overly trusting. I'm trying so hard to feel worry for him. Not succeeding lol.

torrance71
01-24-2016, 11:17 PM
Guys who just go on and on about how they just want to see your face and such a sweet girl doesn't need to do this and he can't concentrate on the pussy play because he's too mesmerized by your beeeautiful eyes, usually the same type of guy who will tell other viewers in the room that you're his girl and he's deeply in love with you. Like, bro... you know what kind of website you logged into, right? Being a sweet talking sack of sap isn't going to earn you anything. I wanna do my thing and get paid for it. Ain't no room for "you're the love of my life, I know we could be something..."

Kitcatt
01-25-2016, 03:03 AM
guy asks me endlessly about dom play, what kind of outfits, heels ect
Me: Do you want to do that domination show in excl?
Him: Maybe, I'm just really picky
Me: So am I, and I really just don't like you
*blocked*

PrincessfromHell
01-25-2016, 06:12 AM
That dude who contacts me via CMD and says that:
- Hi, I can photoshop one of your pics for free.
- I dont retouch my pics. I don't need to look different from my cam. (I am strictly no photoshop gal when it comes to my profile pics, they normally say I look better on cam)
- Understood, I can photoshop your background to make it look nicer.
- But this is the background I have, why do I need a nicer one if it is not like that on cam. Ty but no ty
- Lol. It is for free

WTF is that. This dude has nothing better to do than going around offering PS for free, or he wanted to sneak my details if I send him my raw files...I dont know. Sounds stupid.

Sunnylexie
01-25-2016, 11:27 AM
So, my usual CB mod had stuff to do in the real world, and I gave mod rights to a well-behaved grey I've known for quite a while, because he'd been asking for them.

First thing he did was flood my PM asking for "mod instructions".

Me: You told me you moderated other rooms so I assume you know what to do? And please keep talk to public chat, I hate tab juggling.
Assnugget Dingleberry: ok *stays put for a while, posting hints and silencing moochers. After a while, the room slows down, he gets bored and starts flooding my PM again, with casual talk this time*.

Me: Sorry - what did I tell you about PM?
Assnugget Dingleberry: but I'm your mod =)
Me: While we're chatting on PM, you are neither watching the room nor letting me watch it. What kind of a mod that makes you?
Assnugget Dingleberry: ok as you wish *shuts up for a while, then starts over*

Me: Dafuck, Assnugget Dingleberry?
Assnugget Dingleberry: noones talking anyway
Assnugget Dingleberry: why can't we chat here?
Me: Cause I said so. *revoke the mod rights*

Assnugget Dingleberry: lol what a loser
Assnugget Dingleberry: staying here for hours for 32 non paying assholes *his own non paying ass makes it 33 lol*
Assnugget Dingleberry: go ahead ban me
Me: Oh WOW.
Me: What did I do to you?
Assnugget Dingleberry: treated me like shit
Assnugget Dingleberry: you took my mod
Me: YOUR "mod", huh? Okay. *ban*

Talk about power corrupting lol.

BeautifulJaleesa
01-25-2016, 11:49 PM
jboneahquin69: This is my first time on this site so I don't have anything to tip you I can only talk to you like I cannot go private with you

=/

Vlodina
01-26-2016, 05:28 AM
rmike7211: hi just wanted to see what you were wearing today bye

That is all he said.

BustyVixen
01-26-2016, 06:36 AM
I am so confused! What are you talking about? Who are you talking to? Can you hear me? I don't ge this, I'm out of here!

All in about 15 seconds

SweetJulia
01-26-2016, 07:13 AM
I am so confused! What are you talking about? Who are you talking to? Can you hear me? I don't ge this, I'm out of here!
All in about 15 seconds

Lmao..... This just made my morning :)

Vlodina
01-26-2016, 08:01 AM
44102

This is my current profile pic on Streamate.
A guy came in and said that he wants to tongue my asshole because it looks so tasty in my profile pic. LOL That's my belly button!!

FreakyFranky
01-26-2016, 10:55 PM
Freeloader on IMLive: If you could. How would you torture a man's balls?

Me: In PVT.





Sometimes, I just wanna smash your balls for free cuz you're a POS.

KittyCurious
01-27-2016, 01:19 AM
(MFC, a guy who took two pretty long privates 5 months ago PMs)
asshole: hey my slutty
le me: um hey, long time no play
asshole: I miss playing with you
asshole: It was so great
le me: so let's fix it and have some great time
(10 mins of silence later)
asshole: I know you love my dick little bitch
le me: You know I love your money, and yet somehow you are not in private
asshole: wow that hurts, I am gone

Yeeeeeeah, so you can abuse me. You can be rude. You can harrass me.
And when I respond, I am fucking rude.
I wish I had that pushy sales personality.
I wish I could track your IP, get to your place and make name tattoos of all over your face and body.

Ugh

MyRealNameIsWeird
01-27-2016, 06:47 AM
In free chat:

Him: show tits

Me: show $$$$$

Him: no, first tits

Me: hahaha, you know I can see you have no $$$$$?

Him: then show and make a desperate man happy

Me: no, I just want money

Him: so you mean you're a fucking cocktease

Me: no.... I'm a CAMGIRL: a girl who makes money for showing tits. if I showed them free I'd have no money

*get tipped a coupla times by a reg*

Me: see how the nice man pays me? and for nothing! what are you worth to me? what do i get for showing you tits?

Him: you would get to make a man feel better

Me: that doesn't pay my rent and it lowers the worth of my services

Him: karma will pay you back

Me: I don't believe in karma, karma doesnt exist. real karma, or real payback, is the customer paying me

Him: then goodbye ugly


I wonder why the worst ones at negotiation are always the ones without money? Maybe it extends to their earning of money? Whatever it is, its weird that someone who obviously couldn't get a real girl seems to think they can negotiate with a pro.

sovereignv
01-27-2016, 08:14 AM
Guy: I want your judgement of my cock... your complete honest judgement bla bla bla.
Me: Well, it's a bit thin for its length, could be better proportioned.

*guy leaves*

Mate, you should know better than to go to a dom and say something like that and expect to be flattered.


nylonfan98765: hi
thanks good and you?
have you pantyhose here?
you look very sexy
can you for free show to put on a pantyhose
nylonfan98765 has been blocked.

BambiCutie
01-27-2016, 08:17 AM
Saw this air head yesterday that started shouting out links, directing customers to outside sites when someone said "I want to take you Excl" she was like, "Yeah, I know Windows, Excel!" -facepalm- just..stop talking..

hyori
01-27-2016, 10:34 AM
Drholeymoley: You're going on a date? Oh never mind, I see now, you're going on a Skype date.

Me: Yes, wouldn't you like to go on a date with me as well?

Drholeymoley: Nope, I only use cash, I don't date anyone this way.

Me: Oh, that's too bad for you. See you later! *ban*

RamonaRamone
01-27-2016, 11:22 AM
(On Skype, while I was not taking shows - I often will have it open and marked as "Away" in case people want to order panties/get snapchat offline through my CMD profile and also because I often get swamped with add requests and it's easier to leave it open just in case so I can stay on top of everything.)

Chris: hey
Me: Hi babe, I'm not taking shows right now. What can I do for you?
Chris: aww that's a shame
Chris: what are you up to then may I ask?
Me: Sorry, I'm always marked as "Online" on here and Cammodel Directory when I'm taking shows. And haha what am I up to? Currently organizing all my tax documents. I may be taking shows later today on here but I'm not sure yet as I have a bunch of videos to shoot.
Chris: haha, you gotta stay on top of that tax
Chris: well, I don't suppose you fancy just a normal audio chat with lad from England just to keep you company while you work, i'm just well bored
Me: Sorry babe, I don't audio chat for free, and I'm really busy right now. I'd be happy to play sometime when I'm taking shows though!
Chris: no that's fine I understand, I just meant a normal friendly chat to pass the time but I hope you have a lovely day
Chris: and if you just wanna type, feel free

Because clearly trying to sort through my incredibly complex tax info is not too time consuming and I am so desperate for interaction that I'm just aching to chat up random internet men (for free) who have never paid me a cent.

Stevie710
01-27-2016, 02:23 PM
Custy: Are you shaved?
Me: Thats for me to know and you to find out :)
Custy: I know you are but what am I?
Me: Cheap

He leaves room

OpenBobsBB
01-27-2016, 04:08 PM
44119

>dude asks for a 5 minute show
>wants stripping, dancing, masturbation, and for me to watch him cum
>but also wants to get off as cheap as possible
>expects the show to be amazing

why? what did you think would happen? I would magically slow down time to meet all your dick's demands? Glad I charged him more than what I usually charge

BeautifulJaleesa
01-27-2016, 05:25 PM
Some Idiot: hi hru pleasure to meet you i am from the caribbean .what brings you to this site?
Some Idiot: anything you need even $$ just ask will send you can send you like 1200 per month
Some Idiot: no games you seem nice will help
Some Idiot: tell em how to send you cause i am ready to send
:) Me: I only accept privates. add funds to have fun with me :)

Pretty much a no brainer what happened after that.
He left lol

justanothercamgirl
01-27-2016, 05:29 PM
44119

>dude asks for a 5 minute show
>wants stripping, dancing, masturbation, and for me to watch him cum
>but also wants to get off as cheap as possible
>expects the show to be amazing

why? what did you think would happen? I would magically slow down time to meet all your dick's demands? Glad I charged him more than what I usually charge

I can't even get a freaking coffee from Starbucks within a five minute time frame. That dude is insane.

hyori
01-27-2016, 05:45 PM
44119

>dude asks for a 5 minute show
>wants stripping, dancing, masturbation, and for me to watch him cum
>but also wants to get off as cheap as possible
>expects the show to be amazing

why? what did you think would happen? I would magically slow down time to meet all your dick's demands? Glad I charged him more than what I usually charge

Did he want everything done all at the same time? I imagine doing a nifty little polka, stripping, masturbating, reciting a Shakespearean sonnet and giving him a countdown, only then to play the sound effects of fireworks at the end. Film the whole thing and it'll go viral on youtube and you can retire from the earnings.