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PrettyPuppet
02-01-2016, 02:24 AM
Anticipating shit like this is why I won't tell them the sex. It's a sex site and my (unborn) child is not something I'm willing to go into detail with when they have their hands in their dicks.

Yeah after that I'll be taking that advice. I've only been camming since I've been pregnant so I just got used to answering the same baby questions without much thought. I've noticed usually when I'm asked the gender if I say girl, they say something nice like she'll be pretty like me, but if I say boy they usually get sick with it and try to turn it into mom/son incest crap so I quit saying boy, now I'll just say I don't know.

Vlodina
02-01-2016, 03:52 AM
When they ask if I know, I say yes. Haha! End of convo. :-D If they push it I say I'm not telling. Most are fine with that. I think most just ask absent mindedly, a bit like "hru?". I still end up blocking some though... In general I'm blocking a lot, I blame pregnancy hormones. :-P

MyRealNameIsWeird
02-01-2016, 04:38 AM
This one user stayed on in free chat for over an hour. Over the course of it, he:
-asked for free tits
-claimed to have a card registered
-fake tipped
-typed out crying sounds when I said I would not
-asked for tits again
-said he was a senior
-begged for tits
-begged for cleavage
-asked me to do it "just this once"
-called me a whore
-demanded cleavage
-called me cheap
-called me expensive
-said he had cancer
-begged for cleavage again
-typed out generic whining sounds
-asked me to do it "just for him"
-said he was 14 and had no money
-said I should be charitable
-said he needed to wank
-insisted he needed to finish
-complained that porn isn't good enough
-complained I was not as cheap as porn
-said I had no charity or kindness
-called me an ugly bitch and left

[EDIT: forgot a few. I swear he checked every box.] Many of those were sort of on loop. Fucking idiots.

SweetJulia
02-01-2016, 07:50 AM
^Motherfucker had a time machine?

SweetJulia
02-01-2016, 07:56 AM
PS-just got an email from a guy who literally screamed into his mic for forty minutes-in FREE FREE chat a year ago that said he wanted his money back Cuz either I was deaf or didn't know I was in a show. PSA-you have to hit a button and have a card registered to start a show, not yell at a screen. There's no cam to cam, you just look like a tech savvy schizophrenic. Happy Monday, everyone. Oh, and why wait a fucking year to tell me? Well, towards the end he yelled he'll wait til he's legal to make it right.

MyRealNameIsWeird
02-01-2016, 08:00 AM
^Motherfucker had a time machine?

Apparently so. I'm surprised I haven't had a "just got out of a time machine" guy yet, actually. I bet there is one doing the rounds somewhere on SM...

hyori
02-01-2016, 09:46 AM
Fuckface: Do you p.e.e.?

Me: I ignore him.

Fuckface: Do you p.e.e.?

Me: Keep ignoring, hoping he'll just leave.

Fuckface: DO YOU P.E.E.?

Me: Hey Fuckface, do you know your dick is so big it goes from a to z?

Fuckface: yeah it does!

Me: check your keyboard *ban*

Issabelle
02-01-2016, 11:05 AM
Fuckface: Do you p.e.e.?

Me: I ignore him.

Fuckface: Do you p.e.e.?

Me: Keep ignoring, hoping he'll just leave.

Fuckface: DO YOU P.E.E.?

Me: Hey Fuckface, do you know your dick is so big it goes from a to z?

Fuckface: yeah it does!

Me: check your keyboard *ban*

Oh, that was so clever it took me a minute to get. Well done darling!

CatBBW
02-01-2016, 01:29 PM
Bearing in mind my rates are LOOOOW because SM won't let me raise them yet (sitting at 5.99 for both prem and excl)...

chucky: U look good but too expensive


I booted and banned him. Cos my rates are only going to go UP bb.

CatBBW
02-01-2016, 01:50 PM
Loving the cheapos tonight...

mrred: see ur pussy 10 seconds 1 gold?

CatBBW
02-01-2016, 01:53 PM
Meanwhile, on AW....!!!

toiletslave: are you okay with full toilet slave domination on cam.I can eat my own scat and drink a pint of my pee for you mistress.

PrincessfromHell
02-01-2016, 02:50 PM
Meanwhile, on AW....!!!

toiletslave: are you okay with full toilet slave domination on cam.I can eat my own scat and drink a pint of my pee for you mistress.

Had this on indy, he was "I will surprise you Mistress". He turns his cam on and he is sucking a dildo covered with poo. Since then I always ask them to avoid surprises of this nature.

PrincessfromHell
02-01-2016, 02:56 PM
Meanwhile on skype, twitter every mofo wants to know what I think of X inches small big. Does size matter?
They never ask a random girl they dont know this question, but camgirls should be totally FINE with having a conversation of this sort.

Chellyinparadise
02-01-2016, 03:18 PM
During gold show countdown..
"You got saggy tits" continues to insult after..
Yea well im 45 yrs old i think they look good for my age and besides these so called saggy tits make me money so im ok with them sorry you have a problem with them.. there are plenty of women here whos tits dont sag, have a great night..
Then i get more tips towards gold show after hitting goal and compliments on them.. haha
I like how it turns into a positive for me when someone who trolls and their attempt to piss me off backfires in their face when they try to mess up your hustle during.

PrincessfromHell
02-01-2016, 09:08 PM
SM, random:
- Oh you are so expensive (my excl is lower than private but he did not look), you have to be really good at this, unfortunately I am cheap. Good luck beautiful
Me: I dont need luck, I need lack of cheapos.

BadBitch
02-01-2016, 10:32 PM
That was the last fucking time I was nice to a guest!!!

flirt4free
Idaho_292120150: how much fot topless
le me: Well I flash boobs for 60 credit tip
le me: if you register yo get some free credits to spend, so go register and get my tits
Idaho_292120150: what about a sneak peak. so i know the registration is worth it.


FUCK WHAT?! SNEAK FUCKIN PEEK TO SEE IF FUCKIN REGISTRATION WITH FREE FUCKIN CREDITS WORTH IT!!!!!!!!

Bitch, that was the most disgusting freeloading ever.
Thanks God we don't work with Jasmin anymore!

Fuck it!

Girl, you're on F4F. You're going to hear ALL kinds of "Stupid/Annoying Shit". I fucking hate that site.

BadBitch
02-01-2016, 10:35 PM
Yeah after that I'll be taking that advice. I've only been camming since I've been pregnant so I just got used to answering the same baby questions without much thought. I've noticed usually when I'm asked the gender if I say girl, they say something nice like she'll be pretty like me, but if I say boy they usually get sick with it and try to turn it into mom/son incest crap so I quit saying boy, now I'll just say I don't know.

Tell them that you're having a unicorn. ;)

BadBitch
02-01-2016, 10:36 PM
I got this today:

U boring. U just sit there. She's only horny when guys pay her.

Sigh.

DeepThoughts
02-02-2016, 08:38 AM
asshat: What you doing?

Your fucking watching me genius!!!

CatBBW
02-02-2016, 08:49 AM
asshat: What you doing?

Your fucking watching me genius!!!

Ha, I get this so much!

And what's up with these types of special snowflakes?? An example of convo:

HIM: "hi what you up to"
ME: "Working"
HIM: "lol, and skiving on here, norty girl"

WTActualF? Do they really think I'm in some corporate office in just my skanties, taking orders from some boss while getting sneaky sexy kicks on the internet?? Actually, the amount of guys who reckon they're having a wank at work, it wouldn't surprise me if that's indeed what they think we're doing...but of course "WORK" is anything except camming, cos that's fun, innit.

Had one earlier who said (regarding my camming): "it must be great to have fun and get some cash without having to pay tax on it" ... I went into a long in-depth ramble about book keeping and accounting and HMRC and tax returns and cut off dates and penalties and %s to put aside for paying the bill ... he left quietly.

DeepThoughts
02-02-2016, 09:00 AM
^^ OMG This would be a great cam room set up and role play! Guys would totally love it! Because the short answer is YES guys will believe that you are in some corporate office getting sneaky sexy kicks on the internet!

ArielSilver
02-02-2016, 09:02 AM
I'm sure this has already been said here but anything at all starting with "You would make more money if.."
My comfort zone, not yours. They act like we're just completely blinded by money and that comment will send us into some horny frenzy for them.

After switching to CB from Streamate though I've actually found my customers to be much, much nicer and laid back. I was expecting and prepared for it to be worse. Maybe its just a matter of time...

DeepThoughts
02-02-2016, 09:04 AM
That one is always worth mentioning again! I get it a lot with gold shows. "They would tip in if you would take your tits out" Its always from some asshat who has contributed zero!

KatM
02-02-2016, 09:51 AM
On SM: "Flash for faves?"
"NO!!" Faves brings me nothing, money does, tip 5 gold will u?! Cheapos!

PrettyPuppet
02-02-2016, 11:15 AM
Great thanks, you look so fine, what turns you on in private? What gets you off?
(I rattle off telling him to check my profile or room topic or we can go prvt to talk about what turns me on)
Yea and if you're in mobile it doesn't show that info learn about the fucking site you use idiot

Because I can tell what users are viewing mobile and I'm an idiot for sniffing out broke losers wanting free dirty talk.

PrettyPuppet
02-02-2016, 11:29 AM
But wait there's more!

'I'm a secret gay can we chat.to'
Is this a thing guys do, hoping you'll talk to them for free since they're 'gay'?

*referring to me being pregnant*
'Thank you for choosing life.'
gotta love pandering your pro-life views on a sexcam site.

Vlodina
02-02-2016, 11:50 AM
LOL puppet. That would of had me quoting this:

44150

CatBBW
02-02-2016, 11:53 AM
LOL puppet. That would of had me quoting this:

44150

God I love that film. One of those that I wish I had written.

BadBitch
02-02-2016, 12:06 PM
On SM: "Flash for faves?"
"NO!!" Faves brings me nothing, money does, tip 5 gold will u?! Cheapos!

I tell them that faves doesn't pay my mortgage.

BadBitch
02-02-2016, 12:08 PM
But wait there's more!

'I'm a secret gay can we chat.to'
Is this a thing guys do, hoping you'll talk to them for free since they're 'gay'?

*referring to me being pregnant*
'Thank you for choosing life.'
gotta love pandering your pro-life views on a sexcam site.

Girl! I had a guy like this last year. He would spend A LOT of time in excl discussing his gender confusion with me. Sadly, I haven't seen him in awhile.

BadBitch
02-02-2016, 12:10 PM
Ok, so while doing a GS countdown, I asked the guys if they're just not into them anymore. I told them I just wanted their feedback. I had $26 in my pot. A guy says, "We just wait to see if others put in". To which I responded, "Don't do that because we will never get anywhere. If you like what you see, put in. You get your money back if the show doesn't happen. Also, I have $26 in my pot. What is the hold up?". Argh. Just argh.

sovereignv
02-02-2016, 01:14 PM
Had this on indy, he was "I will surprise you Mistress". He turns his cam on and he is sucking a dildo covered with poo. Since then I always ask them to avoid surprises of this nature.

Oh God, I had a surprise scat guy on AW once who just turned on his cam and took a damn shit in front of me. I was so shocked I didn't even get angry at first, I was just like ... "o_o" Love how they think they do this disgusting shit "for us". Mm, it's always been my DREAM to watch a grown man take a shit without warning.

Vlodina
02-02-2016, 01:30 PM
I used to have a guy on aw who would shit and eat it. I loved him, he would stay for ages and spend so much....

CatBBW
02-02-2016, 01:33 PM
I used to have a guy on aw who would shit and eat it. I loved him, he would stay for ages and spend so much....

Oh gosh, did you watch?? :O

Wish I could stop the squick in my tum, the HS spenders are usually generous I hear...

Vlodina
02-02-2016, 01:38 PM
Oh gosh, did you watch?? :O

Wish I could stop the squick in my tum, the HS spenders are usually generous I hear...

As long as I can't smell it I'm all good. Loved to encourage him and make him take his time over his meal. LOLZ

CatBBW
02-02-2016, 01:52 PM
As long as I can't smell it I'm all good. Loved to encourage him and make him take his time over his meal. LOLZ

Brave woman! Just that sentence had my stomach going...I will totes send any scatters your way! :D

MissAdriana
02-02-2016, 04:37 PM
gene43206: can I have your number
gene43206 has been banned from the room

i shouldve said something funny but i didnt want to miss banning him and having him repeat this behavior again.

BadBitch
02-02-2016, 06:05 PM
I used to have a guy on aw who would shit and eat it. I loved him, he would stay for ages and spend so much....

I wouldn't be able to watch. I would be down for the exclusive, but my eyes would have been looking past the screen. I would have vomited. I get queasy when they eat their cum.

BadBitch
02-02-2016, 06:06 PM
Regular who I met on SM I then saw on MFC. He asked me on MFC if I Skype. I told him yes. I told him my rate and he said he would take me up on it. I heard nothing since. That was about 3 months ago.

He comes into my SM room today (I gave up on MFC) and asks how I'm doing. I tell him great and that it was nice to see him. Asked him if he was in the mood to play. His response:

"My credit card isn't working on the site. So, what else is new with you?"

Argh. Argh. Argh.

Serena-Shields
02-02-2016, 06:32 PM
44152

...

44153

Literally this guy, every fucking day. Not my fault you miss me when I'm online, literally every other day! I'm not getting ready on my day off for a boring ten minute show! GO AWAY

pippapippa
02-02-2016, 07:11 PM
how about showing that ass off for us
me: If you tip 5gold I'll be more than happy to show it off for you
preview first babe
me: That's not how this works
I know just testing I was hoping you aren't one of those girls that fall for that bull




hahahhaha

CatBBW
02-02-2016, 07:32 PM
how about showing that ass off for us
me: If you tip 5gold I'll be more than happy to show it off for you
preview first babe
me: That's not how this works
I know just testing I was hoping you aren't one of those girls that fall for that bull




hahahhaha

OMG, they're evolving! ;D

BustyVixen
02-03-2016, 06:21 AM
JustBizarre: is you gone to school in the past few weeks and what kind of train took you there?

Me: I'm close to 40 so I haven't been to a school of any kind in over 15 years.

JustBizarre: but was you on a train and what did it look like?

I just laughed my ass off into the cam and he sat there in silence for about 10 minutes. What in the actual fuck?

Sunnylexie
02-03-2016, 08:03 AM
44161

justanothercamgirl
02-03-2016, 10:01 AM
44161

I was already in love with you but now I am double-ly in love with you for using the phrase 'toodles motherfucker'

sovereignv
02-03-2016, 12:33 PM
member: hi
naughty
i want to be femdom
while i play with my toy
yell at me
give me the best femdom

Okay then, one great femdom, coming up! Femdom! Femdom! Get it while it's hot!

SoloDesire
02-03-2016, 01:25 PM
I HATE guys who send unsolicited pictures through Streamate mail.


thicklover15: I sent u pictures

Me: They will be deleted.

thicklover15: K

Me: I won't look at them first. Just delete them.

thicklover15: I was warned
It's my face and my dick...
U were warned
U have other tattoos?

Me: Maybe

thicklover15: Lol
Piercings?
I have nipples and dick

Me: I don't care.

thicklover15: Is that flowers?
The none (nose) ring isn't very attractive

Me: Why are you still here?

thicklover15: Trying to figure out ur tattoo

Me: No need.

thicklover15 has been blocked


http://i67.tinypic.com/14llco1.gif

MyRealNameIsWeird
02-03-2016, 03:25 PM
MrFootFetishRonaldDavis: hey
lay on ur stomach and point ur feet

Me: pay me or gtfo

*prepare the block page and stare and grin at the cam whilst giving him the middle finger*

MrFootFetishRonaldDavis: fuck u ugly bitch

MrFootFetishRonaldDavis has logged off

*confirm block*

Hahahahahahaha. :P

BadBitch
02-03-2016, 10:46 PM
44161

I LOVE the quote by MissJu in your post!!!!!!!!!

luvnrockets
02-04-2016, 08:36 AM
"So do you mind if I record our Skype show for future personal viewing, or is that a big no-no?"

I'm not sure whether I should thank him for asking, or scold him for asking.