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hyori
02-04-2016, 10:27 AM
^^ charge extra and watermark like crazy!

AlyssaJane
02-05-2016, 03:29 AM
20 minutes google translating french to english and vice versa just for him to ask me to lower my rates. My response?

Savez-vous ce qu'est un camgirl a en commun avec un terroriste ? Nous ne négocions pas . Si vous ne pouvez pas me le permettre , vous avez besoin de se déplacer le long .

KittyCurious
02-05-2016, 09:07 AM
Got the 'little show, preview here before private bb yeah? Do those flash prices work for you? I never pay the restaurant before I eat, why I should pay here!' guy.
Guy with points and money. Guy on damn MyFreeCams! I thought no one used that stupid shit in there anymore....

Chellyinparadise
02-05-2016, 09:26 AM
Him...mind you he has never spoke to me before until this..
If i promise to take you exclusive then you will meet me and you will marry me ok?..

BadBitch
02-05-2016, 09:42 AM
During my GS countdown. Guy comes in that I loathe. He's sitting there.

Me: you interested in the show?
Him: my wife is in the next room.
Me: (stops teasing, looks directly in cam) so you're going to sit here during my countdown with her in the next room but can't sit through the show? Listen sweety, come back when you're alone.
Him: (leaves).

WTF?!?!?!?!?

BadBitch
02-05-2016, 09:43 AM
Got the 'little show, preview here before private bb yeah? Do those flash prices work for you? I never pay the restaurant before I eat, why I should pay here!' guy.
Guy with points and money. Guy on damn MyFreeCams! I thought no one used that stupid shit in there anymore....

They think they have answers to everything.

Chellyinparadise
02-05-2016, 09:57 AM
During my GS countdown. Guy comes in that I loathe. He's sitting there.

Me: you interested in the show?
Him: my wife is in the next room.
Me: (stops teasing, looks directly in cam) so you're going to sit here during my countdown with her in the next room but can't sit through the show? Listen sweety, come back when you're alone.
Him: (leaves).

WTF?!?!?!?!?

That pisses me off when they pull that crap, thats just as bad as the ones who come in and say im at work cant right now, but they sit and watch free for long periods of time but cant join in a show.. fuckers..

justanothercamgirl
02-05-2016, 11:16 AM
Got the 'little show, preview here before private bb yeah? Do those flash prices work for you? I never pay the restaurant before I eat, why I should pay here!' guy.
Guy with points and money. Guy on damn MyFreeCams! I thought no one used that stupid shit in there anymore....

I would LOVE to see those guys try to sit in a restaurant as long as they do in our free chat without paying and trying to tell their waitress after hours have gone by, "Don't rush me, I am just looking at the menu." :)

hyori
02-05-2016, 11:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/MWrJWhP.png?1

DancesWithSloths
02-05-2016, 11:52 AM
I would LOVE to see those guys try to sit in a restaurant as long as they do in our free chat without paying and trying to tell their waitress after hours have gone by, "Don't rush me, I am just looking at the menu." :)

I'd love to see these jokers try to get into a theatre with a promise to pay later. Performance /= food.

sovereignv
02-05-2016, 12:29 PM
Guy comes in for humiliation, I humiliate him bla bla bla.

Me: Do you like being insulted while you stroke your worthless cock?
Him: it makes my cock thrib
it makes me want to fuck u roguh
fuck ur tight little ass
Me: You know I'd never fuck anyone like you and neither will anyone else.
Him: u dnt have a choice
Me: Yes, I do.

sebc93 has been blocked.

AlyssaJane
02-05-2016, 12:36 PM
I would LOVE to see those guys try to sit in a restaurant as long as they do in our free chat without paying and trying to tell their waitress after hours have gone by, "Don't rush me, I am just looking at the menu." :)

I used to wait tables in a truck stop. Sadly, truckers WILL sit in your restaurant for hours on their laptop drinking only coffee, expecting you to entertain them if you have no other tables, then give you the standard 15% tip on a $1.27 cup of coffee you refilled 15 times.

Serena-Shields
02-05-2016, 02:03 PM
4418844189

The one about Jamie Brewer pissed me off a little bit (she's a great actress don't make fun of her you ableist pos) but I just went along with it and said that she was my hotter, more talented twin sister.

princess_casual
02-05-2016, 02:29 PM
sxdevil66: Hey gorgeous
Im good. Looking for company
I read youre the queen of joi
I would love to sample some

This is not an ice cream shop. You do not get to taste first.

Chellyinparadise
02-05-2016, 06:41 PM
Great start to my night..
him..
I'm doing good just dancing naked
me: to what
him:Maroon 5
him: is c2c only for pvt?
me : lol yes no free cams sorry..
he leaves

princo: will you pee
me: ignore

him: do you get what you want with those tits
me: no i get what i want with my brain

him: where do you live
me: the internet

justanothercamgirl
02-05-2016, 08:36 PM
I used to wait tables in a truck stop. Sadly, truckers WILL sit in your restaurant for hours on their laptop drinking only coffee, expecting you to entertain them if you have no other tables, then give you the standard 15% tip on a $1.27 cup of coffee you refilled 15 times.

Wow.....you just blew my mind. I had no idea! O.O

AlyssaJane
02-05-2016, 09:02 PM
Wow.....you just blew my mind. I had no idea! O.O

When I get those guys who sit in my room forever expecting to be entertained for free I totally envision it's truckers sitting in a truck stop restaurant not tipping their waitress.

PrettyPuppet
02-06-2016, 12:52 AM
'do u like to get raped'

CatBBW
02-07-2016, 06:01 AM
So I was just having a convo with one guy who was talking about prices, I was telling him that even at my relatively low prices I get regular complaints about being "too pricey"...and a long-term lurker pipes up...

jdbr: 5 gold for tits!
how much is that - £5?
ME: 5 dollars.
jdbr: hmm i can see tits for free
jdbr: why are your tits so good?

and....BAN! Yay!

Selenasecret
02-07-2016, 06:59 AM
I finally got a messed up one last night.

Me: OK I can do all of that for you.
Jke: great
Jke:u remind me of my step mom paying me to jerk off while she watches when I was 16

Never felt so weird in a 8 min show yet

NikkiCAMGirl
02-07-2016, 07:07 AM
Every time I run a 1$ Gold Show because I have nothing to do I immediately attract the bunch of mental retard assholes who have the nerve to say '' DOUBLE PENETRATION BABY!! '' ''1 in ass , 1 in pussy??'' WTF?? It is 5 minutes show for a dollar which includes only stripping and some pussy fuck. how on earth ''the highest tipper'' with 3 golds pledge thinks he should get that special treatment...yeah baby i will give you double penetration for 3 dollars tip,,,,,,,,,

heyho
02-07-2016, 09:42 AM
When guys come in, ask specific questions about whether I do this and that in pvt/excl, and when I sweetly acquiesce "sure I love doing that!" they just fuckin leave. The fuck?

Also this guy:

MarkGonzalez: eewwwwwwww ugh you are so fake please stop nooooooo
Me: Ok bye then! <3
MarkGonzalez: UGHHHH NOOO STOPPP EW FAKE LAUGHING EWWW
Me: *too lazy to reach out and ban, starts ignoring and talking to other guys*
MarkGonzalez: eeeeeeewwwww sytop pls
MarkGonzalez: ew ew ew I wanna vomit hearing your fake nice voice
MarkGonzalez: NOOOOOOO help meee stoppp your ugly laughing is killing me
Me: leave then maybe bb?
MarkGonzalez: YUCK DON'T SMILE THAT'S BEYOND YUCK eeewwwwww

I was weird giggling at the wtf-ness.

Shrunkenviolet
02-07-2016, 03:27 PM
After a gold show that didn't start. "try again for 3 gold and I'll get my med school friends to come" No. Penetration and lactation are both things I normally save for exclusive, 6.99/min. Not doing 7 min for $3. "but we are broke" sp you want me to be too? Ended up getting a guy who took my excl for the gold show content, stayed 30 min and blasted my daily goal out of the water. When the show ended "hey bb do now you do that show for $3?" nope I just did that show, you missed it. Logged off.

KittieVenom
02-08-2016, 01:46 AM
Him: "$3 a minute? You're not doing like, any Super Bowl discounts or anything, bb?"
Me: "1. Super Bowl was technically yesterday, and 2. You ever heard of discounted pussy?"

Also this was on my Indy cam site so my rates are lower and of course there are still the whiners.

Glamourmilf
02-08-2016, 12:07 PM
A guy asked if I would use helium to inflate my pantyhose, (while I'm wearing them).:O
It was a pso caller, so im not sure..how...that..would...work?
Naturally when i said no, but he could do it, he hung up.:-\

NikkiCAMGirl
02-08-2016, 12:10 PM
show pussy before pvt and i will take you to play.....

this one never gets old xDDDDD

Melyssax
02-08-2016, 06:03 PM
Prices are to high.... Like GTFOHHHHH!!!

BadBitch
02-08-2016, 06:09 PM
Him: You have ankle socks?
Me: Yes.
Him: Show them and I'll go excl.
Me: Sorry. No. I will show them for a tip or in excl.
Him: Here or no excl.
Me: Have a nice day!

BadBitch
02-08-2016, 06:50 PM
Got a message from a regular.

"Hi, just want to say that you're so sexy. I just came so hard to one of your videos".

Really? Really????

AlyssaJane
02-09-2016, 02:21 AM
Him: You have ankle socks?
Me: Yes.
Him: Show them and I'll go excl.
Me: Sorry. No. I will show them for a tip or in excl.
Him: Here or no excl.
Me: Have a nice day!

wondering if this is the same asshat I finally banned on SM. He always comes in demanding to see the ankle socks, absolutely refuses to tip. Always says that would take away from time in show or that he only tips when the socks are actually put on. Got sick of his nickel and diming shit. I know he does shows tho because Ive seen his comments around.

DonaDiabla
02-09-2016, 02:33 AM
Oh Glamourmilf,

I got that same guy on Niteflirt. But he wrote an email to ask me if I could inflate my panties with helium :) WTF! He got block.


A guy asked if I would use helium to inflate my pantyhose, (while I'm wearing them).:O
It was a pso caller, so im not sure..how...that..would...work?
Naturally when i said no, but he could do it, he hung up.:-\

DonaDiabla
02-09-2016, 02:46 AM
Once on Skype: This customer knows that I do not offer period play. But he kept asking.
Him: Are you on your period?
Me: Nope.Sorry but I do not offer period play.
Him: Did you just get off of your period?
Me: Nope.Sorry but I do not offer period play.
Him: Can you show me your use period pad or tampon from a couple of weeks ago?
Me: I blocked his ass :) No means no.

Sunnylexie
02-09-2016, 07:58 AM
Some idiot: i like very hairy pussy

Me: I've got a full bush

Some idiot: really? blonde bush?

Me: 44209

Me: Why would it be blonde?

Some idiot: i like blonde bush

Vlodina
02-09-2016, 08:58 AM
Some idiot: i like very hairy pussy

Me: I've got a full bush

Some idiot: really? blonde bush?

Me: 44209

Me: Why would it be blonde?

Some idiot: i like blonde bush

What an idiot. Send him my way if you see him in the next couple of weeks while I still can't see down there! :-P

SoloDesire
02-09-2016, 09:18 AM
Why do I work on Tuesdays again?!!






generaljay1970: Whaddup

Me: Hello

generaljay1970 has successfully sent you $2.00 of GOLD.

Me: Thanks baby ;-)

generaljay1970: Stand up n shake it

Mr.calvin23: Let me see them tits

Me: Lol no, but feel free to take me exclusive for a show (*I don't have a tip menu because I don't do shit in free chat)

Mr.calvin23 has been blocked.

generaljay1970: OK show me what u got before I envest my money into something in i dont want

Me: Hmmm...no.

generaljay1970: Ur not gunna stand up

generaljay1970 has been blocked.


http://i67.tinypic.com/1264iyr.gif

Glamourmilf
02-09-2016, 09:32 AM
Him: You have ankle socks?
Me: Yes.
Him: Show them and I'll go excl.
Me: Sorry. No. I will show them for a tip or in excl.
Him: Here or no excl.
Me: Have a nice day!

Was this on SM? Cause i have one guy like that. I think he even has the word sock in his screenname.
He annoyed the crap out of me , cause he would sit in free chat and beg to see the ankle socks BEFORE he went prvt. Then stall and even wait in my chat while i was in a prvt. Beg some more. Finally had to ban his ass, because when he did go prvt. As soon as i got up to grab my socks, he'd bail. GTFO

AlyssaJane
02-09-2016, 09:36 AM
Was this on SM? Cause i have one guy like that. I think he even has the word sock in his screenname.
He annoyed the crap out of me , cause he would sit in free chat and beg to see the ankle socks BEFORE he went prvt. Then stall and even wait in my chat while i was in a prvt. Beg some more. Finally had to ban his ass, because when he did go prvt. As soon as i got up to grab my socks, he'd bail. GTFO

just checked my ban list - yup it's socksguy. He acts like he decides how I runs my room. One night he was being really cool and saying he wanted to buy me a boob job - that was the one and only time he tipped me. 5 gold on Nov 4th was not enough to deal with his nonsense. Finally banned Jan 30 but should have much sooner.

audritwo
02-09-2016, 10:48 AM
I really wish people would speak in complete sentences and not abbreviate every other word. I can't tell if this is threatening or what.

[2/8/2016 8:50:26 PM] AudriTwo **twitter.com/AudriTwo**: Please purchase a show first before adding me as a contact. If you want to schedule a show, you can do so @ https://www.Livecammodelshows.com/audri where you make your purchase. TTYS! <3
[2/8/2016 8:51:21 PM] james calvo: stremate girl
[2/8/2016 8:51:35 PM] james calvo: shw ur cum shw
[2/8/2016 9:15:55 PM] AudriTwo **twitter.com/AudriTwo**: Please purchase a show first before adding me as a contact. If you want to schedule a show, you can do so @ https://www.Livecammodelshows.com/audri where you make your purchase. TTYS! <3
[2/8/2016 9:16:14 PM] AudriTwo **twitter.com/AudriTwo**: Contact me one more time on here, and I will block you.
[2/8/2016 9:16:30 PM] james calvo: u have log on ur personal ID
[2/8/2016 9:16:53 PM] james calvo: r never going 2 get streamate
[2/8/2016 9:17:22 PM] james calvo: r ill try again and distu u
[2/8/2016 9:17:30 PM] *** AudriTwo **twitter.com/AudriTwo** blocked james calvo ***

Selenasecret
02-09-2016, 11:21 AM
So glad its not just me.

If I go exclusive can I c2c
Of course
OK I will get my aunt to jerk me off
Err no bye

audritwo
02-09-2016, 08:10 PM
AudriTwo: You guys are being fuckboys tonight

itizuv717: i'm not a fuckboy

AudriTwo: Prove me wrong, tip into my gold show then

itizuv717: nah
you called me a fuckboy

itizuv717: not tip for you

itizuv717 has been blocked.

Icebro: Hahahhaha that guy was such a fuckboy

sovereignv
02-09-2016, 08:12 PM
but I wasn't sure I had legs when I woke up this morning
Me: Why's that?
Him: I had to stand up
Do you have legs?
:-)
wow
no fun
robot
Me: That's the dumbest attempt to make me stand up I've ever witnessed.


---

I can't believe these guys go to such stupid lengths to get someone to do something so simple.

BadBitch
02-09-2016, 10:55 PM
wondering if this is the same asshat I finally banned on SM. He always comes in demanding to see the ankle socks, absolutely refuses to tip. Always says that would take away from time in show or that he only tips when the socks are actually put on. Got sick of his nickel and diming shit. I know he does shows tho because Ive seen his comments around.

His name is socksguy. Original, huh? Haha!

AlyssaJane
02-09-2016, 10:58 PM
His name is socksguy. Original, huh? Haha!

yup, same guy.

BadBitch
02-09-2016, 11:05 PM
Was this on SM? Cause i have one guy like that. I think he even has the word sock in his screenname.
He annoyed the crap out of me , cause he would sit in free chat and beg to see the ankle socks BEFORE he went prvt. Then stall and even wait in my chat while i was in a prvt. Beg some more. Finally had to ban his ass, because when he did go prvt. As soon as i got up to grab my socks, he'd bail. GTFO

Yep "socksguy". He also likes to talk about being pregnant.

Promised
02-10-2016, 12:13 AM
him: do you have lotion that looks white like cum?
Me : yes!
(takes me private)
him : put it in your pussy
(i'm thinking this is not good for the pussy, but fuck it I do it I haven't made anything all day)
him : now fill your mouth with it
Me : um (i give it a little lick)
him : I mean put a bunch in and swallow
lol I logged off

MyRealNameIsWeird
02-10-2016, 07:19 AM
him: do you have lotion that looks white like cum?
Me : yes!
(takes me private)
him : put it in your pussy
(i'm thinking this is not good for the pussy, but fuck it I do it I haven't made anything all day)
him : now fill your mouth with it
Me : um (i give it a little lick)
him : I mean put a bunch in and swallow
lol I logged off

I use liquid silk water based lubricant. Looks like cum, fine for pussy and ass, doesn't matter if you lick a bit or swallow a bit. Still wouldn't swallow a mouthful. Blergh. Evaporated milk maybe...

CatBBW
02-10-2016, 07:33 AM
alexis: hiii
please consider me your boobies enchas
I teach you my penis

princess_casual
02-10-2016, 09:33 PM
This one never gets old:

MrBig: I'm in NYC traveling, where r u?

It never ceases to amaze me how often guys ask where I am or tell me where they live and ask if I'm close. What makes these idiots thing they ever EVER have the chance of meeting up with me? Do they not know what tindr is?

I always ignore the question.. and they'll usually ask me multiple times after. The best part is, when I call them on it, they say something like "oh, just making conversation, geez." Oh, really? If you're just "making conversation" why is that literally the first thing you asked me? Not even, "How are you?"

Now I just kick guys out for asking, tbh. They never buy shows anyway.

princess_casual
02-10-2016, 09:53 PM
Great start to my night..
him..
I'm doing good just dancing naked
me: to what
him:Maroon 5
him: is c2c only for pvt?
me : lol yes no free cams sorry..
he leaves

princo: will you pee
me: ignore

him: do you get what you want with those tits
me: no i get what i want with my brain

him: where do you live
me: the internet

I totally stole your "I live on the internet" line :P brilliant

BadBitch
02-10-2016, 10:13 PM
This one never gets old:

MrBig: I'm in NYC traveling, where r u?

It never ceases to amaze me how often guys ask where I am or tell me where they live and ask if I'm close. What makes these idiots thing they ever EVER have the chance of meeting up with me? Do they not know what tindr is?

I always ignore the question.. and they'll usually ask me multiple times after. The best part is, when I call them on it, they say something like "oh, just making conversation, geez." Oh, really? If you're just "making conversation" why is that literally the first thing you asked me? Not even, "How are you?"

Now I just kick guys out for asking, tbh. They never buy shows anyway.

I HATE that "Where u from, bb?" is THE first thing they ask upon entering my room. Not even a "hello". Beat it, dude.