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Genoveve
02-10-2016, 10:30 PM
This one never gets old:

MrBig: I'm in NYC traveling, where r u?

It never ceases to amaze me how often guys ask where I am or tell me where they live and ask if I'm close. What makes these idiots thing they ever EVER have the chance of meeting up with me?

I will admit that I never understand this one either. I understand guys asking for freebies left and right because there are a lot of naive girls who DO oblige beggars in the hopes that it will entice them to actually spend. I understand the guys sending fake tips because how many times do you see on here a girl saying 'Help! A guy tipped me but it's not in my records!' Plenty of girls fall for it so I see why it's a popular tactic. I can see why guys always ask us to break the rules in shows or in free chat because plenty of girls do do it. But I really doubt that plenty of girls when asked where they live 1.) tell the truth and then 2.) agree to meet up with anyone who is in the same place. When a guy opens with this question and is insistent about it I assume troll pretty much.

Serena-Shields
02-10-2016, 11:24 PM
''Why are you in the trans section when you're clearly a girl''

Because I'm a girl that happens to have a dick

''Prove it ;)''

-laughing- Poor people don't get to see my dick, silly! -ban-

LustyLark
02-11-2016, 01:14 AM
Ugh I had the socks guy the other night. He kept going on an on about how he wanted to get me pregnant. He got the boot.

But this guy tonight was my favourite, "hi you will look at darlings as I will terminate for you? "

Sunnylexie
02-11-2016, 02:02 AM
"hi you will look at darlings as I will terminate for you? "

44216

Sorry, I HAD to.

Vlodina
02-11-2016, 05:05 AM
king22: hello
how are you Caitlin
lets inpect the delivery passage sweetie
some something baby
show
make me hard

freyasnecklace
02-11-2016, 07:27 AM
Guy: "Make me your cum slut"
*takes me exclu so I can tell him how to eat my pussy*
Guy after 1 minute of dirty talk "Now force me to eat your ass and shit in my mouth"
Me: *Blink Blink* O.O
Guy leaves the room

I mean--I totally would have had fun talking about shitting all over him, but don't spring it on me during some fairly vanilla stuff.

DeepThoughts
02-11-2016, 08:39 AM
gustavo: shows her breasts

a bit Silence of the Lambish. creeped me out!

MyRealNameIsWeird
02-11-2016, 08:54 AM
Speaking of creepy, am I the only one who gets "You smell great."? I tend to ignore it and generally the guys pay, but it takes a lot not to freak, especially when I'm home alone.

MissAdriana
02-11-2016, 10:23 AM
kirito: u look rich ,, why make tht job?


uhh,, thanks??

sovereignv
02-11-2016, 12:31 PM
Couldn't really hear what he was saying but I'm pretty sure this is how it went down:

Reg: *begs me endlessly to show my tits even though I'm a non-nude performer*
Me: It's undignified to beg.
Reg: It's undignified being a stupid slut.

I'm not stupid, I'm smart. :spin:

I'll never understand the resentment men have towards women they're sexually attracted to.

DancesWithSloths
02-11-2016, 12:46 PM
kirito: u look rich ,, why make tht job?
uhh,, thanks??

LMAO!

I've had people ask, 'you have such a posh accent, how come you do this?' If only my accent paid my rent...

Glamourmilf
02-11-2016, 12:55 PM
In free chat: " Do You like young boys?"
I ignore.
He keeps repeating the question, with a bunch of ...??????
I tell him, that talking about that is against site rules, and he knows that.
I tell him i have screenshot his question, and I'm reporting it. I tell him to expect a visit from the feds.
I also inform him that my best friend is a prison guard, and that inmates DESPISE pedophiles, and to have fun once he gets there.:finger:
Not today Satan, not today!
It's bad enough I'm working for a site that not only hasn't paid me the money they owe me, and most of the dudes are freeloaders. Now I have to deal with THIS shit?

DancesWithSloths
02-11-2016, 01:14 PM
idnars: poo pee mommmy
idnars: will u be my valentine

At least he stayed long enough for the ban mallet.

LustyLark
02-11-2016, 04:39 PM
44216

Sorry, I HAD to.

Haha YES!!!!

BadBitch
02-11-2016, 09:12 PM
Speaking of creepy, am I the only one who gets "You smell great."? I tend to ignore it and generally the guys pay, but it takes a lot not to freak, especially when I'm home alone.

Yo, that would freak me the fuck out!!!!!

Genoveve
02-11-2016, 11:18 PM
I'll never understand the resentment men have towards women they're sexually attracted to.

This. I mean obviously it's because they're resentful of the fact that you're out of their league but why that makes them hostile and bitter instead of motivating them to become a better catch I'll never know. It's like when women hate on women that they're jealous of instead of using it as motivation to better themselves.

KittyCurious
02-12-2016, 01:45 AM
This. I mean obviously it's because they're resentful of the fact that you're out of their league but why that makes them hostile and bitter instead of motivating them to become a better catch I'll never know. It's like when women hate on women that they're jealous of instead of using it as motivation to better themselves.

They become bitter because this helps them not to loose their golden ego. They do it in order to convince themseles we are bad, thus we are not worth his money. It is not him being a useless broke ass with no real girlfriend and with no money for a camgirl time either. It is us being whores, blah blah blah.

They do it quite often offline too.

SoloDesire
02-12-2016, 09:35 AM
Because they are getting on my last nerve today...




Itsnanoo: Hey gorgeous

Me: Hello ;-)

Itsnanoo: How are you

Me: I'm good, thanks!
Hru?

Itsnanoo: I could be better haha (: where you from

Me: The US

Itsnanoo: Well I figured that but from where lol

Me: I'd rather strangers on the internet not know where I'm from lol

Itsnanoo: Oh true lol sorry :p
You have a man

Me: What's with all the personal questions? I do live sex shows. Are you interested?

That's when he left.
There's really no faster way to spot someone who won't be worth the effort quicker than a guy who starts right away with personal questions. Ugh.

justanothercamgirl
02-12-2016, 10:37 AM
This. I mean obviously it's because they're resentful of the fact that you're out of their league but why that makes them hostile and bitter instead of motivating them to become a better catch I'll never know. It's like when women hate on women that they're jealous of instead of using it as motivation to better themselves.

The answer is basically male entitlement to women's bodies.

Here is a good article that pretty much explains it:
http://broadblogs.com/2011/12/12/men-who-hate-pretty-women/

Highlight from the article:

"Guys believe that they are entitled to women’s bodies, entitled to sex. Unfortunately for them, a significant number of women don’t see it that way. And when entitlement is thwarted guys seek revenge.

Curiously, while psychologists, feminists and the legal system see male aggression as the initiation of violence, guys describe it not as initiation but as retaliation. What are they retaliating against? The power that women have over them."

Glamourmilf
02-12-2016, 11:10 AM
Because they are getting on my last nerve today...




Itsnanoo: Hey gorgeous

Me: Hello ;-)

Itsnanoo: How are you

Me: I'm good, thanks!
Hru?

Itsnanoo: I could be better haha (: where you from

Me: The US

Itsnanoo: Well I figured that but from where lol

Me: I'd rather strangers on the internet not know where I'm from lol

Itsnanoo: Oh true lol sorry :p
You have a man

Me: What's with all the personal questions? I do live sex shows. Are you interested?

That's when he left.
There's really no faster way to spot someone who won't be worth the effort quicker than a guy who starts right away with personal questions. Ugh.

Ikr? Or the guys who enter chat and the only thing they type is ...."Where from?" And then follow it up with. .
?????
#Annoying

NikkiCAMGirl
02-12-2016, 03:41 PM
Idiot: Hey, I'm Frank, greetings from Germany!
Me: hey baby;))
Idiot: Wow..your prices ...3.99 pvt/5.99 excl is the way too high
Me: go to the cheaper models then.....

Idiot leaves....

princess_casual
02-12-2016, 08:42 PM
Because they are getting on my last nerve today...




Itsnanoo: Hey gorgeous

Me: Hello ;-)

Itsnanoo: How are you

Me: I'm good, thanks!
Hru?

Itsnanoo: I could be better haha (: where you from

Me: The US

Itsnanoo: Well I figured that but from where lol

Me: I'd rather strangers on the internet not know where I'm from lol

Itsnanoo: Oh true lol sorry :p
You have a man

Me: What's with all the personal questions? I do live sex shows. Are you interested?

That's when he left.
There's really no faster way to spot someone who won't be worth the effort quicker than a guy who starts right away with personal questions. Ugh.


Hahah.. I love when they get offended by my no- BS hustle. Do these chumps think this is speed dating? Do they not realize the kind of site they are on?? I had a guy literally say "Wow, you're kinda forward" and another guy say "I barely know you..." When I asked if he wanted to play in private. And this was after putting up with way toO much bullshitting and chit chatting. Every time I try to be patient, it bites me in the ass!

jovannacherry
02-13-2016, 03:36 AM
bitch ass motherfucker: show me your tits that is the whole fucking point of this site you fucking skank

i ignored his ass till he left

LustyLark
02-13-2016, 07:15 AM
Guy keeps coming into my room on CB claiming to be doing a documentary on camgirls in the industry because it is the "new up and coming business." hahahaha dude where the eff have you been?

mint_
02-13-2016, 07:26 AM
I've never done a show with this fuck before and never have talked to him.

assholefuckbitch: why did I favorite you?
Me: I don't know?
assholefuckbitch: I don't see anything I like.
assholefuckbitch: nothing here to favorite.
assholefuckbitch: very boring bye

I attempted to block him but he left too quickly... Fuck I hope he comes back in my room so I can say something before I ban the shit out of him.

MissAdriana
02-13-2016, 08:53 AM
Idiot: Hey, I'm Frank, greetings from Germany!
Me: hey baby;))
Idiot: Wow..your prices ...3.99 pvt/5.99 excl is the way too high
Me: go to the cheaper models then.....

Idiot leaves....

That's not even that high either, cheapskate! Some asshole today was like all of you want too much lol make more money then ya fuckin loser

princess_casual
02-13-2016, 02:18 PM
That's not even that high either, cheapskate! Some asshole today was like all of you want too much lol make more money then ya fuckin loser

I've had a few guys ask me how much we make (percentage wise) out of what they pay.. when I tell them SM gives us 30% they usually are shocked and understand why we charge what we charge and hustle so hard!

Those are rare though... mostly guys are just cheap. I'm always like, if you wanna see tits and pussy for free why not go to youporn?

DelishIrish
02-14-2016, 05:09 AM
Liar: my dick is 10 and a half inches
ME: Cool story, bro. That's too big for me.
Liar: its not
ME: 8 inches is perfect
Liar: thats small
ME: Oh, do you have sex with men?
Liar: no
ME: I just figured since you're judging penis size...

BadBitch
02-14-2016, 03:17 PM
I've had a few guys ask me how much we make (percentage wise) out of what they pay.. when I tell them SM gives us 30% they usually are shocked and understand why we charge what we charge and hustle so hard!

Those are rare though... mostly guys are just cheap. I'm always like, if you wanna see tits and pussy for free why not go to youporn?

Honestly, I wouldn't tell them what % you get. It's a low % and my thing is that if the guys know that, they won't spend. A lot of the guys don't want the company getting 70%. I would refrain from answering how much you make. I think it's actually against rules as well.

CatBBW
02-14-2016, 03:38 PM
craig2109: hi sexy
ME: (speaking) hi hows you
craig2109: good
craig2109: 53
ME: (speaking) You're 53? I'm 44
craig2109: no haha
craig2109: she was
craig2109: i'm 26
ME: (speaking) Oh OK, cool. Where you from?
craig2109: glasgow
ME: (speaking) So what was the 53?
craig2109: u didnt see that?
ME: (speaking) what?
craig2109: u see that?
ME: (speaking) what?
craig2109: haha u winding me up?
ME: (speaking) I have no idea what you're talking about, what is it you're trying to post? A picture or something?
craig2109: haha na ur on the wind up
ME: (speaking) I am here to have a chat, get my tits out and earn money to pay the rent. Why would I waste my time winding you up?

*KICKED OUT*

princess_casual
02-14-2016, 07:24 PM
Honestly, I wouldn't tell them what % you get. It's a low % and my thing is that if the guys know that, they won't spend. A lot of the guys don't want the company getting 70%. I would refrain from answering how much you make. I think it's actually against rules as well.

Oh.. Oops. I did not know that. You make a good point. Noted for the future!

Chellyinparadise
02-14-2016, 10:15 PM
HIM: Im not sure if i like the tits anymore, i was just killed..

Umm ok. haha

SimoneGray
02-15-2016, 12:24 AM
Idiot: Hi bb can you lower your prices to $1.99 and snort pepper for me and then sneeze? I think its so hot.

No, dumbass, I cannot.

LustyLark
02-15-2016, 01:52 AM
Guy: Asks me to show tits
Me: Sure please tip or we can go private
Guy: I don't buy tokens anymore because I get scammed
Me: This is a pay to play site so if you have a request you need to tip or go private
Guy: Well you models benefit from my money and it isn't enjoyable for me. I could just watch porn.
Me: Then do that, no one is making you come here
Guy: Stupid cunt
Me: Ban Hammer

DelishIrish
02-15-2016, 02:14 AM
Yes, yes, yes! It's like some of these guys think porn is some big males-only-club secret, like I'm unaware of the free tits all over the internet. As if that is hanging over my head. I have told ppl to go watch all the free porn their tiny dick & empty wallet desires because you're not seeing MY body for free. Period.

Sunnylexie
02-15-2016, 03:37 AM
In guest chat while I'm in pvt:

Clueless: wanna change private price and I go in?

CatBBW
02-15-2016, 05:28 AM
HAHA! Got paid by someone who was obv trying to get tits for free :D He asked a couple of times for tits, bra off etc, so I said yep, for Gold or in Exc etc...I think he thought he'd got one over me by going Private (it's more expensive than Exc, hehe) and the following happened...

trevor13 has logged on
trevor13: ok show tits
Me: (talking and slowly removing bra) you love my big tits, you want to see my tits naked (etc)
I held my hands over my nips and was JUST about to expose them once the 'preview' seconds limit had been hit, when this happened...
trevor13 has logged off

ONE SECOND over the limit had passed! I laughed so hard. I got paid and the cheapskate didn't get tits. ;D

CatBBW
02-15-2016, 05:31 AM
And the very next show I get this....

ttl3636: has logged on
ttl3636: fat fuck show me your cunt
ttl3636 has logged off


I got paid...but can't work out how to block him now from my SM earnings section...?

sovereignv
02-15-2016, 07:24 AM
And the very next show I get this....

ttl3636: has logged on
ttl3636: fat fuck show me your cunt
ttl3636 has logged off


I got paid...but can't work out how to block him now from my SM earnings section...?

I don't know if you can, but you can message support and they'll do it for you.

mint_
02-15-2016, 07:31 AM
Honestly, I wouldn't tell them what % you get. It's a low % and my thing is that if the guys know that, they won't spend. A lot of the guys don't want the company getting 70%. I would refrain from answering how much you make. I think it's actually against rules as well.
100% agree. I've made the mistake of telling guys the percentage we make a long time ago and the guys were shocked and angry. I've had guys tell me they're only doing Skype shows from now on so the ladies can get more money. In my experience, the guy stops spending once he knows the big percentage SM takes. I also think it's against the rules.

Sunnylexie
02-15-2016, 08:28 AM
And the very next show I get this....

ttl3636: has logged on
ttl3636: fat fuck show me your cunt
ttl3636 has logged off


I got paid...but can't work out how to block him now from my SM earnings section...?

Or you can put a note on him to block his sorry ass next time he shows up.

CatBBW
02-15-2016, 12:30 PM
Yep, done that. I will get him next time ;D

justanothercamgirl
02-15-2016, 05:24 PM
100% agree. I've made the mistake of telling guys the percentage we make a long time ago and the guys were shocked and angry. I've had guys tell me they're only doing Skype shows from now on so the ladies can get more money. In my experience, the guy stops spending once he knows the big percentage SM takes.I also think it's against the rules.

You are right......you can get suspended for publicly disclosing the percentage that SM gives you. :/

BadBitch
02-15-2016, 07:36 PM
Idiot: Hi bb can you lower your prices to $1.99 and snort pepper for me and then sneeze? I think its so hot.

No, dumbass, I cannot.

I would have responded: Hi bb, can you put your cam on, grab a hammer and hit your head with it as hard as you can? I think it's so hot.

Chellyinparadise
02-15-2016, 08:11 PM
I would have responded: Hi bb, can you put your cam on, grab a hammer and hit your head with it as hard as you can? I think it's so hot.

This literally just made me bust out laughing in free chat just now.. love it haha

Procrasturbator
02-15-2016, 11:39 PM
[9:44:07 PM] Him: hi do you do couple shows
[9:44:59 PM] Me: Sorry, I don't
[9:47:33 PM] Him: do you consider almost 6 inches as small penis?
[9:48:28 PM] Me: That's the kind of thing I talk about in cam or text shows ;)
[9:51:13 PM] Him: oh we had several humiliation shows before, you don't remember me?
[9:51:45 PM] Me: I do, but that doesn't mean I do things like that for free ;)
[9:52:07 PM] Him: wow, all business that's good I guess for some people
[9:52:50 PM] Me: Haha yep, let me know if you want to play!
[9:53:20 PM] Him: ok ma'am, sorry to have disturbed you. I'm and older man from a more older cordial generation, forgive my trespass

I blocked him right after my response but it was literally "hahahahahahahahahaha", which I think is the only appropriate response. This guy has been on my list FOREVER and has gotten one show in recent memory... He might have gotten another one a while ago (which is the only reason I can think of that he would be on my list for that long) but he is by no means a regular, and I don't even tolerate that shit from them. Freeloading is just so cordial lmao

sovereignv
02-16-2016, 07:26 AM
Member: im in bed, hard.. my wife is naked asleep, i can come on her while you watch?

FUCK OFF!!!!

heyho
02-16-2016, 08:10 AM
Today literal Doge wandered into my room.

DrCRAzyLOve: haaallo WOW much BEAUTYFUL!!!!
DrCRAzyLOve: LIP SUCH SWEET
DrCRAzyLOve: I many loves
DrCRAzyLOve: WOW
DrCRAzyLOve: WOW
DrCRAzyLOve: VERY LIKE!!!!
DrCRAzyLOve: MUCH BEAUTY WONDERFULL
DrCRAzyLOve: Yes love!
DrCRAzyLOve: So love!! such beautyful wow!!!!

SimoneGray
02-16-2016, 08:23 AM
Today literal Doge wandered into my room.

DrCRAzyLOve: haaallo WOW much BEAUTYFUL!!!!
DrCRAzyLOve: LIP SUCH SWEET
DrCRAzyLOve: I many loves
DrCRAzyLOve: WOW
DrCRAzyLOve: WOW
DrCRAzyLOve: VERY LIKE!!!!
DrCRAzyLOve: MUCH BEAUTY WONDERFULL
DrCRAzyLOve: Yes love!
DrCRAzyLOve: So love!! such beautyful wow!!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I Can't...I am actually laughing hysterically at this...my guys are wondering what's up. LOL

Glamourmilf
02-16-2016, 10:50 AM
That 'socks' guy that some have mentioned, is now bothering me.
He stopped coming around my chat room for a while, but...he's back!
I think I'm going to block him.