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AlyssaJane
02-16-2016, 10:55 AM
Member: im in bed, hard.. my wife is naked asleep, i can come on her while you watch?

FUCK OFF!!!!

Ha I totally would have gone for it. I love when they are sneaky little bastards. Lol today dude was giving me a play by play of how his GF or whatever was smacking him for watching me, tipping me, starting a show with me, that he was going to be in the doghouse etc etc. He started the show saying she was standing over his shoulder and asked whose side I was on. I said whoever's name is on the credit card paying for me. Dude could have been off of crap but either way those situations are hysterical to me. He was paying, what do I care if he's pissing off his lady or wants me to think that's what he's doing?

DancesWithSloths
02-16-2016, 10:58 AM
DrCRAzyLOve: MUCH BEAUTY WONDERFULL
DrCRAzyLOve: Yes love!
DrCRAzyLOve: So love!! such beautyful wow!!!!

Came back to read this comment again to perk me up after an intense shift. LMAO!

CatBBW
02-16-2016, 12:23 PM
chronic: hey bb hru
ME: (speaking) very well thanks, hows you?
chronic: you have a fat jiggly pussy?
ME: (speaking) I'll have to let you be the judge of that in Exclusive *winks*
chronic: whew your for the high class folks not for a simple man like me
too bad for me
oh yea. i go broke on 1.99 already lol too bad
ME: (speaking) Well a girl's gotta earn...
chronic: you get to look pretty i have to actually work for a whole hour for 1 minute with you
yikes
*BANNED*

sovereignv
02-16-2016, 04:18 PM
Ha I totally would have gone for it. I love when they are sneaky little bastards. Lol today dude was giving me a play by play of how his GF or whatever was smacking him for watching me, tipping me, starting a show with me, that he was going to be in the doghouse etc etc. He started the show saying she was standing over his shoulder and asked whose side I was on. I said whoever's name is on the credit card paying for me. Dude could have been off of crap but either way those situations are hysterical to me. He was paying, what do I care if he's pissing off his lady or wants me to think that's what he's doing?

I just find it incredibly disgusting to do sexual things to people who are asleep as they can't consent to it.

gingerstcyr
02-16-2016, 05:10 PM
I had one of those. He was so upset that girls receive so little. He wanted to Skype. I did not say yes or no but told him sure not very hard to find me on skype of my website. A week later he sends a contact request. I don't add anyone unless they have actually booked and paid for a show. He got me at a good time so I chatted with him for 2 minutes for free. Again he tells me how greedy SM by only giving you 35%. I asked if he wanted to book a show. He said yes soon. Still did not add him. A week later he contacts me again for a show this time. I tell him my prices for a 15 min or 30 min show. He tells me that is too much knowing how much he pays on SM and wanted me to do the show for the same 35% that I get on SM. Told sorry not going to do that. He said fine I won't ever come to your room again. Bye and I blocked him on Skype. He shows up in my room on SM. Didn't even give him a chance to speak. Blocked. Loser.

SimoneGray
02-16-2016, 05:12 PM
Entitled asshole: damn girl, I've spent a lot on you today, I BETTER get some special perks or something...

Um, no. I didn't tell you to do that idiot.

Glamourmilf
02-16-2016, 05:50 PM
"Can you tell me about when you were 4 yrs old?"
NO! I CAN'T! Banned, you pedo!

Diamond Dust
02-16-2016, 06:53 PM
Today literal Doge wandered into my room.

DrCRAzyLOve: haaallo WOW much BEAUTYFUL!!!!
DrCRAzyLOve: LIP SUCH SWEET
DrCRAzyLOve: I many loves
DrCRAzyLOve: WOW
DrCRAzyLOve: WOW
DrCRAzyLOve: VERY LIKE!!!!
DrCRAzyLOve: MUCH BEAUTY WONDERFULL
DrCRAzyLOve: Yes love!
DrCRAzyLOve: So love!! such beautyful wow!!!!

BAHAHAHA oh god, I couldn't resist...

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heyho
02-16-2016, 07:27 PM
^^LOL! A true masterpiece.

Turns out, Doge is a cheapskate who insists on $3 gold shows.

BadBitch
02-16-2016, 07:47 PM
That 'socks' guy that some have mentioned, is now bothering me.
He stopped coming around my chat room for a while, but...he's back!
I think I'm going to block him.

I went out and bought 3 pair of ankle socks just in case. He did take me excl once (4 times). If he comes in and starts with me wanting to show him socks in open, he's getting banned. I'm not getting aggravated.

MissAdriana
02-16-2016, 08:01 PM
look1: Hi I wanna swap bodies with you now
look1: We sleep for 20 secs then when we wake up we've swapped bodies with eachother
look1: Lie down to sleep please bb
look1: Lie down to sleep please bb

BadBitch
02-16-2016, 08:01 PM
BAHAHAHA oh god, I couldn't resist...

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Bwah ha hahahaha ha!!!!!!

DelishIrish
02-16-2016, 08:20 PM
"look1: We sleep for 20 secs then when we wake up we've swapped bodies with eachother"


Umm...? /dead

Glamourmilf
02-16-2016, 08:34 PM
I went out and bought 3 pair of ankle socks just in case. He did take me excl once (4 times). If he comes in and starts with me wanting to show him socks in open, he's getting banned. I'm not getting aggravated.

He took me excl too. But, my patience has run thin with this guy, because i think he's done spending on me.
P.S. I hope u can wear the socks u bought anyway.

BadBitch
02-16-2016, 09:43 PM
He took me excl too. But, my patience has run thin with this guy, because i think he's done spending on me.
P.S. I hope u can wear the socks u bought anyway.

Yep, I feel ya.

IvyRose
02-16-2016, 10:13 PM
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Love it when autocorrect happens or they just make a typo like this^

Boots? there ya go baby

(had to hold it in my mouth to make that darn screenshot... I just coudnt pass this one up though!)
Boots? there ya go baby

IvyRose
02-16-2016, 10:15 PM
BTW I had someone in my room with the following name:

Cuntdestroyer
I just burst out in tears from laughing showing my room this pic
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LustyLark
02-16-2016, 10:18 PM
^hahaha I love shit like this. Thank you for sharing :)

Some guy told me he loved my balls the other day. My immediate response was, "we can see how large." Haha got to love throwing in random Eminem and D12 lyrics :)

Glamourmilf
02-16-2016, 11:01 PM
BTW I had someone in my room with the following name:

Cuntdestroyer
I just burst out in tears from laughing showing my room this pic
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I've had this guy in my chat. Just reading his screen name, It made my vagina cramp up instantly. Lol! Ouch!!

IvyRose
02-16-2016, 11:07 PM
I've had this guy in my chat. Just reading his screen name, It made my vagina cramp up instantly. Lol! Ouch!!

hahaha had the same reaction! Not a really bright choice for a username
Its a nice guy though, he actually lol-ed about the picture too

CatBBW
02-17-2016, 02:58 AM
BTW I had someone in my room with the following name:

Cuntdestroyer
I just burst out in tears from laughing showing my room this pic
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I am LOL in free chat here :D

princess_casual
02-17-2016, 03:22 AM
I had one of those. He was so upset that girls receive so little. He wanted to Skype. I did not say yes or no but told him sure not very hard to find me on skype of my website. A week later he sends a contact request. I don't add anyone unless they have actually booked and paid for a show. He got me at a good time so I chatted with him for 2 minutes for free. Again he tells me how greedy SM by only giving you 35%. I asked if he wanted to book a show. He said yes soon. Still did not add him. A week later he contacts me again for a show this time. I tell him my prices for a 15 min or 30 min show. He tells me that is too much knowing how much he pays on SM and wanted me to do the show for the same 35% that I get on SM. Told sorry not going to do that. He said fine I won't ever come to your room again. Bye and I blocked him on Skype. He shows up in my room on SM. Didn't even give him a chance to speak. Blocked. Loser.

That is so incredibly pathetic. I only gave my skype to 2 people... and that's because they've been regulars for so long that I trust them. I don't want to give these losers yet another means of bothering me.

CatBBW
02-17-2016, 03:51 AM
hiwhatsyoname2: i am in love with you,i want to buy you as my wife. how much?
ME: (speaking) you couldn't afford me.

kitty_frost
02-17-2016, 07:47 PM
Laugh in a half, I've been on cam4 for two hours, and a guy left after bothering me for a while, and then came back with this gem
"If I come in canada , and i fucku!!how much money u pay"

The great thing about Cam4? I can take the piss out of all the dumb guys and the genuine stick around still

PrincessfromHell
02-17-2016, 09:53 PM
In a freechat:
Free member aka loser: Your boobs size?
(I am wearing a low cut dress and I am 32DD, my boobs are all over the screen)
Me: 30A
Loser: I know men who have bigger boobs than you...lol...you are so pathetic.

I know right. At least someone got to talk that day. Congrats.

DelishIrish
02-18-2016, 12:02 AM
BTW I had someone in my room with the following name:

Cuntdestroyer
I just burst out in tears from laughing showing my room this pic
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OMG I REMEMBER THAT NAME and I haven't been on Streamate since 2014

Kitcatt
02-18-2016, 02:18 AM
timpenpal: Never get fat, KitCatt. At your age, you would lose your sex appeal.
It's true.

LustyLark
02-18-2016, 05:00 AM
Guy: If you tell people in your room that you are watching me cum on cam then you will get loads of tips
Me: Yeah, good try :P

SimoneGray
02-18-2016, 06:15 AM
guy: I am really interested in hiring you for porn work, you'll get free flights, accomodation and $10000 per shoot you do.

Me: Sorry, I don't do professional shooting, just the stuff here in my bedroom on cam

guy: You're not that pretty and won't last long in this cam business. You really can't afford to be turning down $10k per shoot.

I laughed and banned him. I'm coming up on my 3rd year of camming and 2nd year of full time camming...but hey, I have no longevity here right? LOL

sovereignv
02-18-2016, 06:34 AM
What a dickhead. Pretty enough for professional porn but not pretty enough for camming?

Anyway, not that you need my validation, but I've seen your photos on twitter and you have the most beautiful face.

SimoneGray
02-18-2016, 06:41 AM
What a dickhead. Pretty enough for professional porn but not pretty enough for camming?

Anyway, not that you need my validation, but I've seen your photos on twitter and you have the most beautiful face.

Omg wow thank you!!

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Chellyinparadise
02-18-2016, 07:20 PM
Dumbass comes in not even 2 seconds in my room...

where is everyone?
Me: I dont know why dont you ask the website that question

For fucks sake like i know haha

audritwo
02-19-2016, 01:48 AM
In an amazing hot sexy private with a great custie of mine.

SoLongJimmy has logged on

SoLongJimmy: shave that asshole

SoLongJimmy has logged off

AMAZINGCUSTIE: fuck no
your perfect baby

sovereignv
02-19-2016, 04:45 AM
"Hi Sovereign,
We should talk more about you modelling for my clothing brand here in London :) xx "

Oh, really...
I've done non-adult modeling before. I wasn't aware fashion brands scouted for models on pornsites. The more you know ::)

GeezLouise
02-19-2016, 04:58 AM
Every...Single...Time on cam

"BB, can you lower your prices for me? If I like what I see I will tip you [insert amount he obviously does not have on his bank account]

But to be fair, I only work on AW and don't do free chat. So I must give them some credit for coming in to my paid chatroom to haggle down the price.

MyRealNameIsWeird
02-19-2016, 09:32 AM
Took a page out of sunnylexie(I think it was sunnylexie who had the "tits")'s book today.

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My kitty cat was doing her best and even then that didn't impress him. :( She might quit camming for good at this rate...

AlyssaJane
02-19-2016, 09:51 AM
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SMDH makes me sick to my stomach. Some peoples kids.

Serena-Shields
02-19-2016, 02:41 PM
Lmao what is this
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CatBBW
02-19-2016, 03:29 PM
Lmao what is this
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Fantasy. He wants to get off for free on your reply. Ignore.

Sunnylexie
02-19-2016, 03:32 PM
1) Idiot: Mm hey dirty girl
Me: Hi to you pervy dude
Idiot: Can daddy see your ass to get his cock hard then we will go pv and play
Me: C-C-C-COMBOOOOO!!!! You win a refreshing boot on your ass! *ban*



2)Idiot 2: 5 gold to stand LMAO
In Russia, they will squirt on cam.
Me: If you knew how to read, you'd see it's 1 not 5. But for an asshole like you, I'll make it 10.
Idiot 2: So you're playing Fallout 4?

That's some quick backpedaling on a douche cycle. Also, the reason why I disguise my location.

sovereignv
02-19-2016, 05:14 PM
Took a page out of sunnylexie(I think it was sunnylexie who had the "tits")'s book today.

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My kitty cat was doing her best and even then that didn't impress him. :( She might quit camming for good at this rate...

I'm like 90% sure I had the same dude in my room, what a twat.

audritwo
02-19-2016, 07:51 PM
Lmao what is this
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Um not your responsibility. If he was spending all his money on booze, would she write a liqour store telling them to think of her? No, unless she is batshit insane. It's a business, they wouldn't care, and you shouldn't either. It's not our job to babysit our custies' finances. It's his responsibility and she has no reason to bring you into this. I've gotten several of these. Sometimes they are real. Just ignore and move on.

Issabelle
02-19-2016, 08:57 PM
If he was spending all his money on booze, would she write a liqour store telling them to think of her? No, unless she is batshit insane.

Prohibition era Women's Christian Temperance Movement. Booze is the root of all evils, destroys families, causes homosexuality, and leads to the drowning of adorable puppies. Porn is the alcohol of our time. Stop it for the puppies! Think of the children! This lady is the spearhead of the modern movement!

/sarcasm

I've gotten one too. Neither my problem nor my interest in determining if it's authentically from anyones wife.

Serena-Shields
02-19-2016, 10:51 PM
Fantasy. He wants to get off for free on your reply. Ignore.

I thought as much! Thanks!

Um not your responsibility. If he was spending all his money on booze, would she write a liqour store telling them to think of her? No, unless she is batshit insane. It's a business, they wouldn't care, and you shouldn't either. It's not our job to babysit our custies' finances. It's his responsibility and she has no reason to bring you into this. I've gotten several of these. Sometimes they are real. Just ignore and move on.

It's just so funny to me, like? My exact thought was what you said- why is it okay to contact me when all I'm doing is providing the service? In this context, it's the same as berating a Mcdonald's cashier for selling to someone with an eating disorder, or something like that. I don't care about what my clients do or who it affects outside of the time I spend with them. All I care about is getting my money and having fun while I get it.

It was def fake, though. They wouldn't provide me with a name so I just told them to fuck off. Barking up the wrong bitch-tree, boo boo. Show me the coins or gtfo

I love it enough to add it to my file of weird comments. I dream of reading the list on camera one day when I have enough good ones.

SimoneGray
02-20-2016, 10:13 AM
^^ yea my bread and butter custies are all married men. I don't feel guilty because its not as if you hold them at gunpoint and force them to pay you. They come by willingly every day. Also, even if that was real, she needs to then leave him or fix her marriage, that isn't on you.

Mine for the day:

Idiot: make you ass cum 4 me, i wanna see squirt.

Me: I don't squirt but I can do anal in exclusive.

Idiot: want squirt, anal squirt where the ass cums

??? I've had this request before but I really don't want to search it...I don't want to know what these guys think anal squirting is. Oi.

sovereignv
02-20-2016, 11:22 AM
God damn it pisses me off how little guys know about female anatomy. The rationale - "this turns me on, therefore, the female body can do it". I don't know how they can go through life being so completely self centered. squirt for me bb? anal squirt for me bb? give birth bb?

Had a super annoying guy on skype back when I was doing vanilla shit who asked me how I liked to cum. I said clitoral stimulation. He said "Well, I prefer it when girls come from being penetrated." OH? YOU PREFER IT? So I did a penetration show and faked an orgasm and he was like "Guess you can come from penetration after all!" MMHMM YEAH TOTALLY it's sooo hot for me to pound my hole while I'm literally so contorted my feet are almost behind my head. They're too fucking stupid and self-absorbed to realize that just because something turns them on that doesn't mean it's pleasurable. Actually that was the moment I decided to never do another cumshow.

scarlettbelle
02-20-2016, 11:40 AM
Idiot: want squirt, anal squirt where the ass cums


Considering how many guys love to talk about my "ass juices" (?????) I'm not really surprised that's a thing. These guys live in a fantasy world. Same with the guys who think I can produce milk on command, or squirt on command, or (my personal favorite) DILDO MY CERVIX.

I'm going to start doing Human Anatomy 101 Gold shows.

Sunnylexie
02-20-2016, 11:57 AM
Idiot: make you ass cum 4 me, i wanna see squirt.

Me: I don't squirt but I can do anal in exclusive.

Idiot: want squirt, anal squirt where the ass cums

??? I've had this request before but I really don't want to search it...I don't want to know what these guys think anal squirting is. Oi.

I had that one, too, and seen it on here a number of times. I'm really curious where the "squirting ass orgasm" trope comes from. If I have someone else ask for it, I'm gonna ask them where they saw it, so I could "use it for guidance" lol.
Or maybe I could have them try and make THEIR ass squirt so I know how it's done? From what I know, men's asses are no different from ours.

MyRealNameIsWeird
02-20-2016, 12:07 PM
God damn it pisses me off how little guys know about female anatomy. The rationale - "this turns me on, therefore, the female body can do it". I don't know how they can go through life being so completely self centered. squirt for me bb? anal squirt for me bb? give birth bb?

Had a super annoying guy on skype back when I was doing vanilla shit who asked me how I liked to cum. I said clitoral stimulation. He said "Well, I prefer it when girls come from being penetrated." OH? YOU PREFER IT? So I did a penetration show and faked an orgasm and he was like "Guess you can come from penetration after all!" MMHMM YEAH TOTALLY it's sooo hot for me to pound my hole while I'm literally so contorted my feet are almost behind my head. They're too fucking stupid and self-absorbed to realize that just because something turns them on that doesn't mean it's pleasurable. Actually that was the moment I decided to never do another cumshow.

They literally cannot tell the difference between acting and reality. They are that poorly versed in women.

Case in point, not from on cam, but got forwarded by a camsister: http://www.returnofkings.com/76436/5-things-i-learned-about-the-depravity-of-women-from-chaturbate

Apparently
1: We do this for da thrillz.
2: But all slutty girls looks the sames! Where these one come from?
3: Why are there still fat and "ugly" women?
4: We do this for da thrillz!
5: We get off at the sound of money, because toys say so and look! We can't be faking that!
6: It is a loss of dignity to do what we do, even dommes.
7: Look at all these girls! It compensates for having none IRL.
8: We do this for FREE for da thrillz! Especially the hot ones! All for free!
9: We pretend to like our customers! Shock, horror! Acting was never a part of this, we should REALLY love them.

Conclusion: men really don't understand acting...

Sunnylexie
02-20-2016, 01:18 PM
They literally cannot tell the difference between acting and reality. They are that poorly versed in women.
Case in point, not from on cam, but got forwarded by a camsister: http://www.returnofkings.com/76436/5-things-i-learned-about-the-depravity-of-women-from-chaturbate

Apparently
1: We do this for da thrillz.
2: But all slutty girls looks the sames! Where these one come from?
3: Why are there still fat and "ugly" women?
4: We do this for da thrillz!
5: We get off at the sound of money, because toys say so and look! We can't be faking that!
6: It is a loss of dignity to do what we do, even dommes.
7: Look at all these girls! It compensates for having none IRL.
8: We do this for FREE for da thrillz! Especially the hot ones! All for free!
9: We pretend to like our customers! Shock, horror! Acting was never a part of this, we should REALLY love them.

Conclusion: men really don't understand acting...

Also, short hair makes us unpleasant for men to view, unless they are sick perverts! How dare we wear it lol.
This has been probably written by one of those wannabe "webmasters" aka affiliates to advertise Chaturbate as a place where "all the hot depraved innocent looking sluts who'll do everything for your attention and even more for a tip" are. Look how much superior you, a MAN, are to these lying, promiscuous, stupid, greedy animals with no dignity! Now go and have a righteous wank over them LMAO.