View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
sovereignv
02-20-2016, 01:47 PM
Lol, Return of Kings is some kind of a Men's Rights website, those guys are well and truly fucked in the head. I'm not even going to visit their website, I don't wanna give them the ad revenue, but here's a nice sample from google:
"From the ROK archives: Australian philosopher David Stove explains why men possess intellectual superiority."
Fattycowchan
02-20-2016, 01:55 PM
I feel so stupid, I'm new and I suck at lying and this one guy asked me if he could call me degrading names in privat and I said "no sorry I have struggled with abuse and I'm not comfortable with that" and the bastard asked if I could tell him all about it in privat while masturbating? Like wtf sure I want to talk about painfull shit I go in therapy for and fuck myself with a dildo when I'm at it>.<
audritwo
02-20-2016, 02:11 PM
I feel so stupid, I'm new and I suck at lying and this one guy asked me if he could call me degrading names in privat and I said "no sorry I have struggled with abuse and I'm not comfortable with that" and the bastard asked if I could tell him all about it in privat while masturbating? Like wtf sure I want to talk about painfull shit I go in therapy for and fuck myself with a dildo when I'm at it>.<
Its okay babe. People can be sick fucks. I'm so sorry about that. Next time, just a firm no. You don't owe anyone a explanation. If the ask you why, tell them because you don't want to.
Fattycowchan
02-20-2016, 02:16 PM
Its okay babe. People can be sick fucks. I'm so sorry about that. Next time, just a firm no. You don't anyone a explanation. If the ask you why, tell them because you don't want to.
Yeah I guess I can be firm and still stay "sweet" in there heads, and omg I'm so sick of guys going into the bbw category to fat shame like wtf did you even press that category if you find fat disgusting I mean my name is fattycowchan for god sake>.<
sovereignv
02-20-2016, 02:23 PM
It's because they like making girls feel bad. (I have a pet theory that a lot of guys who are attracted to fat women are embarrassed about it and that's why they're so hostile, but that's neither here nor there.) You'll get a lot of shit like that but the good news is you'll get used to it.
I'm thin and I still get guys coming into my room just to tell me I'm ugly and weird looking, they like to see if they can get a rise out of you. A lot of people say I look scary but I just take it as a compliment.
PS: I just looked you up on SM and you're insanely cute, good luck with everything.
Fattycowchan
02-20-2016, 02:45 PM
Yeah I think your right about that it's probably just a way to make them feel superior and all that crap but man it's annoying>.< and they all leav right after the insults so I can't ban them>.< this one guy got pissed be use I was talking about gaming with my regulars like no this is a sexy site no small talk is allowed-.- I guess I will get harder skin but that one time I burst out crying, luckily my regs are nice. And thanks for the compliment:) it's only been one week so fare I will probably get the hang of the different types off men soon:p
MyRealNameIsWeird
02-20-2016, 03:22 PM
Lol, Return of Kings is some kind of a Men's Rights website, those guys are well and truly fucked in the head. I'm not even going to visit their website, I don't wanna give them the ad revenue, but here's a nice sample from google:
"From the ROK archives: Australian philosopher David Stove explains why men possess intellectual superiority."
It's not even men's rights... if it were that I would be cool with it. Things like male genital mutilation, alimony settlements post-divorce and being forced into and out of paternity are real things men struggle with and I would like to see them addressed. But ROK is exactly 0% men's rights. It's more along the lines of intellectual masturbation, whining about not being able to fuck a girl you met 30 seconds ago at a club, claiming to have fucked a girl you met 30 seconds ago at a club and wondering why your wife divorced you for trying to force yourself on her. Quite frankly, it's where losers go to pretend they could get a girl if they "really" wanted to.
audritwo
02-20-2016, 03:45 PM
It's not even men's rights... if it were that I would be cool with it. Things like male genital mutilation, alimony settlements post-divorce and being forced into and out of paternity are real things men struggle with and I would like to see them addressed. But ROK is exactly 0% men's rights. It's more along the lines of intellectual masturbation, whining about not being able to fuck a girl you met 30 seconds ago at a club, claiming to have fucked a girl you met 30 seconds ago at a club and wondering why your wife divorced you for trying to force yourself on her. Quite frankly, it's where losers go to pretend they could get a girl if they "really" wanted to.
Its straight up male chauvinism. There are like I can get behind male rights in sexist bias custody cases and other sexism against any males. Its the Fucking radicals that give male right's a stigma. The same thing happened to femminsm.
Issabelle
02-20-2016, 03:48 PM
Girl, point blank? I ban them as soon as they ask for stuff that goes into degradation territory I'm not cool with because, realistically, experience says they'll just start insulting me when I say no. The beauty of this job is that you never have to justify a ban and there will always be better customers.
ETA: because, I mean, think about it. If they've vocally admitted that their fetish is degrading you and you've said 'no, I'm not into that,' it's telling them that you're NOT cool with being degraded and your anger/frustration/sadness when they start insulting you will be real. Ergo, they're getting the fetish for free and silent banning as soon as they ask is really just the best solution.
MaeAnything
02-20-2016, 05:11 PM
Superiordumbass: "u hv that im new to weed smile".
K..... http://gph.is/1dp1cs1
ME: Hey guys be there in a sec, getting dressed".
NotSoSly: "can you get dressed in front ofme?"
Bitch please. I get the whole get dressed it free chat shit wayy to often. http://gph.is/1dvfcAB
Glamourmilf
02-20-2016, 05:35 PM
In my FIRST minute logged on today, i get this gem....
"Hi, Will You get into a tub full of ice cubes?"
Me: "Sure, I have a tub filled with ice cubes right now. Let's go."
Him: Will You pee for me?"
Ban!:computer:
After 5 hours of questions like these,..
And at the END of my shift....
Dude enters and asks "Will You slap Your boobs really hard?"
Nope. And I tell him not to take me to paid chat either, because he's not the kind of customer I want.
I'm too much of a lady to repeat what he called me.:toldoff:
Omg Saturday afternoon. Why do i log on, thinking its gonna be ANYTHING different?.:-\
Serena-Shields
02-20-2016, 07:20 PM
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This fucking guy. You know what turns me off? Demanding, impatient men like you. Byeeeee
FreakyFranky
02-21-2016, 02:31 AM
Not even on cam, but watching a couple on cam real quick...
"johnny douche: omg going easy never makes a chick cum" (In relation to how slowly/quickly the one female in their threesome was using the toy on the other chick)
... Have any men ever ACTUALLY SATISFIED A WOMAN?!
I can't even....
MyRealNameIsWeird
02-21-2016, 02:34 AM
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This fucking guy. You know what turns me off? Demanding, impatient men like you. Byeeeee
"You have a dick, you must be turned on by exactly what turns me on! Why is my sexy chat no work?"
::)
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
02-21-2016, 02:51 AM
Yeah I think your right about that it's probably just a way to make them feel superior and all that crap but man it's annoying>.< and they all leav right after the insults so I can't ban them>.< this one guy got pissed be use I was talking about gaming with my regulars like no this is a sexy site no small talk is allowed-.- I guess I will get harder skin but that one time I burst out crying, luckily my regs are nice. And thanks for the compliment:) it's only been one week so fare I will probably get the hang of the different types off men soon:p
Sometimes they take cues from names we use. I saw you tonight too and I thought you were adorable. But calling yourself Fattycow may invite the mean ones into your room. And you're really sweet too. Some girls don't mind the name calling and will use piggy and fatty in their profiles so I imagine thats where those guys go to fat bash? You may be able to get your name changed if you wanna go in a different direction. Maybe if you explain the abuse.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
02-21-2016, 02:54 AM
I almost forgot about this winner tonight. He just waltzed right in and said
"I just took a really big shit. And it really hurt."
and then a second later I heard the exclusive chime. My heart dropped because I thought it was him. Wew saved by the bell.
ENoire
02-21-2016, 07:20 AM
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Please excuse me while I go bang my head against a brick wall.
Yeah, I have a question: Do you actually think I'm that fucking stupid?
SimoneGray
02-21-2016, 12:13 PM
Got this absolute winner of a message today:
" Dear lady, I saw you on cam the other night and you are hot! Your holes need filling with dicks! Give me your address and me and my friends will come over and you can shoot a gangbang with us. If you do it while on cam we would like payment, if you just keep the vid for you, then not. Think about it and let me know!"
And this is why I hate the patriarchy so much...
sovereignv
02-21-2016, 02:57 PM
him: hello lovelt
you love dick?
lets see
me: i don't love dick, but she does.
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Chellyinparadise
02-21-2016, 04:39 PM
^^^^^
Haha thats brilliant! Love your response!
SimoneGray
02-23-2016, 11:09 PM
Today, like 5 mins into my shift:
Idiot: *tips $2*
Me: Thank you
Idiot: That's to help with your moving expenses
Me: huh?
Idiot: I'm in Wisconsin, you should move there to be with me and have me as your bf. I tipped cos every little bit helps.
Me: Nah, its all good, I'm not moving.
Idiot: Well I tried, fuck you. *rage logs off*
I get taken pvt and I come back to more whining in free chat
Idiot: *Tips $1* what about now? Move now?
Me: Nope
Idiot: You can't take shows with other guys if I'm your bf.
LOLOLOLOLOL
Glamourmilf
02-23-2016, 11:19 PM
I almost forgot about this winner tonight. He just waltzed right in and said
"I just took a really big shit. And it really hurt."
and then a second later I heard the exclusive chime. My heart dropped because I thought it was him. Wew saved by the bell.
Omg! Lol!
MissAdriana
02-24-2016, 04:00 PM
guest_ef92a4653: wow u r hot no wonder u r so expensive
*leaves*
Glamourmilf
02-24-2016, 04:27 PM
Mr. Ego: "You'd really like me. I look like Tom Hardy."
I tell him I don't even know who the fuck that is.
He informs me that he's an actor. A Hollywood heart throb.
Not my type. I let him know that my type is fat, bald, and bearded.:smiley_st
Sunnylexie
02-25-2016, 12:25 PM
Today was a "Stupid Annoying Shit" thread All Stars Parade for me, featuring:
"Prove the ass on the pic is yours" while my topic actually said "The ass on the pic is mine, 5 Gold to prove".
"I'll give you $20 000 to show pussy" He didn't want to take me pvt for just 3.49/min, though - those billionnaires are so extravagant sometimes.
"Will you tease me with your ass and tell me to fuck my sister? I know it's against the site rules, but we could do it on skype/paypal, what do you think?" No comment.
"You are responsible before me. You gave me a hardon. Show something to make up for your guilt" LOLWUT?
"Are you hairy?" - "My bio and topic say I am, right?" - "I know, but are you hairy right now?" Don't even know now, let me take a peek into my pants.
"Every pickup line known since 2005" Well, not every, actually, because I banned him after it got obvious he was ignoring my questions and what I was saying in general.
"What will you do to earn the money? Are there any limits?" Banned on the spot.
"Prove you're worth joining your gold show" while I'm in Classic chat mode.
"You're so pretty, why did you cut your hair?" - "I like it this way." - "That's a shame, you'd look so much better with long hair." - "How can you tell if you've never seen me with long hair?" - "I just know it would look good on you" - "Well, I've seen myself with long hair and can tell it doesn't" - "Seeing yourself doesn't count. I'm seeing from a guy's perspective" - DUH, could you please let me not consult your Very Important Male Opinion on what I should see in the mirror every day?
"Have you ever had a guy reach the bottom of your vagina?" Didn't know reaching the bottom of a vagina was that much of a trick.
Made decent $$ though, so nothing to complain about.
freyasnecklace
02-25-2016, 04:20 PM
"I left my wallet at the barracks. Feeling patriotic?" NO!
"Will you take my CC info and use it" NO!
"Will you fuck yourself in front of your kids" Fuuuuuuck NO!
"CMD won't know if you take google wallet" NO
**Block BLOCK BLOCK!!**
MissAdriana
02-25-2016, 05:09 PM
OMFG not this shit again
( david00 entered the room)
david00 has just tipped you 20.00 credits.
david00 has just tipped you 20.00 credits.
david00 has just tipped you 20.00 credits.
TipModerator: THIS IS MODERATOR SPEAKING. YOUR TIP JAR WILL BE UPDATED IN 3 HOURS. SORRY FOR DELAY.
nattyfetish
02-26-2016, 09:21 AM
brainlessguy: wow
brainless guy: hi sexy, how are you?
me: i answer him by voice
brainless guy: ok, i am going to go and find another girl
brainless guy: bye
me: i type him, in case he didnt hear
brainless guy: pause - he just watches me for a few min after typed
brainless guy leave my room
FUCK YOU ! I know you try to make me beg or see me angry, i get you want free things, go find another cam girl to satisfy you for free loser !
Sunnylexie
02-26-2016, 12:44 PM
Idiot: Hi I'm new on here
Can I see me I want to see what u look like naked first does that work like thay
Me *thinking he's another clueless newb*: No that's not the way it works. It costs money to see what we look like naked.
Idiot: O ok it said free
Me: we can chat for free, but the naughty part is for money.
Idiot: O so I got to pay well it says free damn and ur beautiful I'd pay a 1000$ in cash to have u damn
Me: We don't meet, only shows here. Also, once you've found me on the site, you've got to pay via the site payment system. And it doesn't have to be $1000 lol
Idiot: Like do u got bosses watches u
I just just checked im a virgin 19 and no credit card wats it cost I got cash
Me: Oh I'm pretty damn sure you have a CC, you had to put one on file just to be able to chat.
I suggest you either get a show or GTFO.
Idiot: Dang I can't see some titts on my birthday one time please pretty please
Me: Mooching isn't sexy.
Idiot: No I don't I'm not muching being mean dont vet u now we're and my paps said them damn things get u in trouble it my birthday and buzz just wanted to see some titts is all and whatever u got down stairs us men go crazy about
Jinxxi_
02-26-2016, 02:33 PM
Ugh this dude I almost feel sorry for. Has clearly never had sex with a girl before, or at least not good sex (for her).
Idiot: faster i rubb it
rubb it much harder
as i suck your tits
i rubb it even deeper
rubb your clit harder
harder i rubb it
as i eat u so much
rubb u so much harder
harder i rubb yor clit
Then he is confused why I'm not cumming. Finally had to just get real with him that not being turned on and rubbing the fuck out of my clit isnt going to do anything but hurt me.
Selenasecret
02-26-2016, 03:02 PM
Have to love the virgins.
Last night
Can you fist yourself and piss in a cup and pour it over yourself.
And
I have a labour fetish can you pretend your in labour and twerk for me.
And one guy who want me to wear socks.
AlyssaJane
02-26-2016, 06:34 PM
Have to love the virgins.
Last night
Can you fist yourself and piss in a cup and pour it over yourself.
And
I have a labour fetish can you pretend your in labour and twerk for me.
And one guy who want me to wear socks.
ankle socks? lol we all hate that guy.
Procrasturbator
02-26-2016, 07:52 PM
Literally never talked to this guy before and he starts with this:
Him: hey baby
Him: If I were to tell you that I wanted to give a an I owe you for 20 min cam show for 100 credits what would you say?
Glamourmilf
02-26-2016, 08:38 PM
In a paid show~ "Since You're an experienced Domme, can I ask you something?"
Me: "Sure."
My wife put me in a chastity device. She's out of town for the weekend, and I can't figure out how to get out of it."
Me: "Why would u want to get out of it?"
Him: "I have a date with my girlfriend tomorrow night, and can't show up wearing it."
Seriously dude? I spent the rest of the session telling him I'm not going to help him cheat. I informed him that he's a piece of shit, and that he's adding to my already low opinion of most men.
Gtfo!:beat:
SimoneGray
02-26-2016, 10:29 PM
Me: What can I do for you today?
This was the response I got.
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He then went into this barely legible diatribe about how camgirls are so rich and we owe it to the men whose money we steal to treat them. This guy tipped me $5 one time. So yea...I sure have "stolen" a lot of money from him :rotfl::rotfl:
SimoneGray
02-27-2016, 02:18 AM
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This dude was dead serious. Winner. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
LustyLark
02-27-2016, 02:38 AM
Ugh this dude I almost feel sorry for. Has clearly never had sex with a girl before, or at least not good sex (for her).
Idiot: faster i rubb it
rubb it much harder
as i suck your tits
i rubb it even deeper
rubb your clit harder
harder i rubb it
as i eat u so much
rubb u so much harder
harder i rubb yor clit
Then he is confused why I'm not cumming. Finally had to just get real with him that not being turned on and rubbing the fuck out of my clit isnt going to do anything but hurt me.
What is sad is this is such a common occurrence. I am always telling guys no less really can be more as long as it is done consistently enough and you aren't changing this up every 2 seconds. But anyway...
LustyLark
02-27-2016, 02:40 AM
And one guy who want me to wear socks.
I had to ban socksguy because he kept telling everyone in my room we were dating and I was his longdistance gf lol
heyho
02-27-2016, 05:38 AM
"show pussy! yum"
Not in public, take me to pvt and you can look at it all you like!
"damn what about tits hun show us those sweet nipples"
You gotta get me alone to see the goodies baby.
"what, seriously"
"damn"
"well at least give us a twerk! that what you here for ainit??"
Nope, you don't get to order me around for free, you only get that privilege in pvt.
"shit naw"
"nothing? not even a lil wiggle? suck ona finger?"
Well I might do that for a nice tip.
"i gotta TIP just for that! jeesus what else do i gotta pay for?? you smiling? breathing?????"
https://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2up98SXJw1qhd14co6_250.gif
Glamourmilf
02-27-2016, 08:07 PM
A guy who used to be a reg, a couple of years ago, comes into chat and acts excited to see me again.
When I invite him to play, he remarks how expensive I've become. Huh?
Then, he proceeds to sit there through many of my paid sessions.
Can you all guess what I ended up giving him, all for free? For the very same rate that it was 2 years ago?:P
That's right.
Ban, motherfucker!
someguy: i only have 150tks. ill give them all to you if you email me the last 30 pics you sent your bf
I was so, so tempted to take this offer. Twenty eight pictures of my cat and two of a penis sculpted out of snow.
gingerstcyr
02-28-2016, 03:08 AM
caviballin84: Hey baby! You have a young daughter?
BLOCKED in 3 seconds
Next
Joeybowy: Give me a thumbs up if you can poop on cam in exclusive?
BLOCKED...
Wtf is going with SM? Wow!
LustyLark
02-28-2016, 04:50 AM
Guy: Tips 1 token
Me: Thank you
Guy: Now show tits
Me: Thank you for the tip it is appreciated but the tip amounts are noted in the topic
Guy: But, I did tip you
Me: Ugh!
These were happening almost simultaneously as I was splitcamming...
Guy: Can you pm me?
Me: pms (already regretting this)
Guy: I want to be your sugar daddy and pay all your bills, how much are your bills?
Me: I am busy interacting with paying customers
Guy: Why won't you tell me how much?
Me: I am busy with paying customers.
Guy: You don't need to be here if I pay for all your bills.
Me: ban hammer
BadBitch
02-28-2016, 05:25 PM
Ok, ready for this gem?
I get an email from my one spectacular block session regular. Asks if I'm on. Now, I had errands to run today. I was wearing sweat pants, tee shirt and sneakers. I write back and tell him that I can be on. It would be a block. Fuck it, right? The session would delay me 45 min.
I log on. He comes in. This is the conversation (you may want to be sitting down when reading this):
Him: Hey. How are you? I've missed you.
Me: Great! I've missed you, too.
Him: I'm sick. I have a terrible head cold.
Me: I'm sorry to hear that. So, you hit me up cause you want me to help you feel better? (as I'm untying the string on my sweats and removing my sneaks)
Him: I wanted to see if you'd be on tomorrow.
Me: (My heart sinks, I clench my fists, force a smile, and pull my sweats on) I will be. Yes, sure. We can play tomorrow. Ok, I"m going to go run my errands now. That's where I was headed.
Him: I'm so sorry. I miss you. Can we play later?
Me: No sweety, I have a very busy day. We can play tomorrow if you're feeling better.
REALLY??? Fuck! You had me log on JUST to ask if I was going to be on tomorrow??? I was willing to fuck my schedule up for you and that's all you got?????
I have a schedule posted for a reason you fucking twatknuckle.
What the fuck is wrong with these fuckers??????? I swear they are borderline fucking retarded.
BadBitch
02-28-2016, 05:40 PM
It's because they like making girls feel bad. (I have a pet theory that a lot of guys who are attracted to fat women are embarrassed about it and that's why they're so hostile, but that's neither here nor there.) You'll get a lot of shit like that but the good news is you'll get used to it.
I'm thin and I still get guys coming into my room just to tell me I'm ugly and weird looking, they like to see if they can get a rise out of you. A lot of people say I look scary but I just take it as a compliment.
PS: I just looked you up on SM and you're insanely cute, good luck with everything.
The trolls (who are just very sad and depressed men/boys) will say anything they think will hurt us. They will try and hit "below the belt".
I actually feel bad for these men/boys. It saddens me that they are feeling so low that they try and bring others down. The even sadder thing is that some girls who are as equally depressed will believe some of that comments.
LaceyCummings
02-28-2016, 05:50 PM
Loee: your assholes to me show the good one that you have for me to see
I started laughing and asked him if this was a poem. I couldn't help but imagine him gazing into a crystal ball as he said this. He spewed some more incomprehensible garbage, but I got taken exclusive before I could copypasta it. Probably ESL, but funny to me regardless.
DelishIrish
02-28-2016, 06:15 PM
Today on SM
123123: hi
m ok
u r in hairy section,
Maggie_D: How are you? Good, yes
123123: how hairy are you
*outloud: I'd love to show you in pvt or exc*
123123: i know what im looking for
big full full bush
*outloud: Great, see for yourself and let's quit talking about it*
123123: when was it last u shaved or trimmed ur pussy
*outloud: I honestly can't remember*
123123: ok
we gonna have fun one moment pls
one sec pls
123123: ok ready to show me hairy in pvt, no strip dance pls
deal ?
i wanna see how hairy if its a bush, then i am staying
*outloud: Sorry I don't do 30-60 second shows where I get naked as fast as I can, if you're gonna be cheap you can go elsewhere*
123123: k oh wow
123123: forget it hunn
byeeee
BIG WAVE "Buh-bye bb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
123123 has logged off
LustyLark
02-28-2016, 06:21 PM
The trolls (who are just very sad and depressed men/boys) will say anything they think will hurt us. They will try and hit "below the belt".
I actually feel bad for these men/boys. It saddens me that they are feeling so low that they try and bring others down. The even sadder thing is that some girls who are as equally depressed will believe some of that comments.
I had a guy like this last night and I just straight up laughed at him. He had been gushing about how sexy I was for quite sometime but I started ignoring him as he wasn't tipping. Then he just started going off. I mocked him and since he stuck around to take it, I was able to ban him too :)
One of the other guys just laughed and started going off about how it is pay to play and people need to figure this shit out. So I didn't even need to mention that point. Awesome :)
BadBitch
02-28-2016, 06:22 PM
What do you ladies tell the guys when they ask basic questions (what size are your tits? hairy? shaved?). I usually nicely ask them to read my profile. If they still have questions after reading (something that was not addressed in my bio) to ask. They leave after. I always think they're asking 1) to just waste time and have someone to talk to; and/or 2) to whack off to us talking about our tits and puss.
LustyLark
02-28-2016, 06:37 PM
What do you ladies tell the guys when they ask basic questions (what size are your tits? hairy? shaved?). I usually nicely ask them to read my profile. If they still have questions after reading (something that was not addressed in my bio) to ask. They leave after. I always think they're asking 1) to just waste time and have someone to talk to; and/or 2) to whack off to us talking about our tits and puss.
Honestly it depends. No one seems to read profiles. Sometimes the users in my room will answer for me which is most excellent. Other times I will answer but I usually type the response. Sometimes I am so shocked that someone read my profile I will give the room a very quick flash as appreciation because it happens so seldom. Like MAYBE once a month this happens. I know they read it because they will mention something silly from my profile and comment on it. Not something obvious like breast size or something.