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DelishIrish
02-28-2016, 06:39 PM
What do you ladies tell the guys when they ask basic questions (what size are your tits? hairy? shaved?). I usually nicely ask them to read my profile. If they still have questions after reading (something that was not addressed in my bio) to ask. They leave after. I always think they're asking 1) to just waste time and have someone to talk to; and/or 2) to whack off to us talking about our tits and puss.

Yeah! Somebody actually told me on here I was disrespectful to user 123123. Umm how exactly? I never know how far I should get into it either, he may already be jerking off for all we know. I said what I needed to say. I will not be rushed so you can decide if I am hairy enough for you for practically free. Whatta joke. This guy treated me like I was nothing more than a vagina.

I don't owe these guys, or any man, anything. You either wanna pay to see it or you don't. He didn't.

As for tits I say, "they're 34B's, and you can tip _ to see em in all their perky glory!"

LoraDoll
02-28-2016, 06:51 PM
davidomo: hey babe
davidomo: can i see your body
davidomo: ok this is boring
guest10: get a different job you shit at prostitution
davidomo: bye babe
davidomo: talk to me
davidomo: come on
davidomo: i fuck you angel pussyvat
chrispussydestro: are you from romania
davidomo: are you romanian
davidomo: she is boring chris pussy
chrispussydestro: yeah what the fuck is she doing here
davidomo: are you kinky
davidomo: get a new job
chrispussydestro: come on babe
davidomo: this job is not meant for nice people like you
davidomo: your beautiful though
chrispussydestro: ok david, shes boring me
davidomo: she isnt even saying anything or showing anything
davidomo: i dont know why im still here
davidomo: talk to me babe
davidomo: so you wanna play the silent game
davidomo: ok silento
davidomo: want me to go private
davidomo: do you want me to go pvt
davidomo: bye

finally.

LustyLark
02-28-2016, 07:00 PM
^haha was that Bonga?

LoraDoll
02-28-2016, 07:07 PM
nope . Lj. there was another one previously, who talked about camgirls with so much hatred, it was hard to belive. wanted to copy that, but my connection gone unexpectedly. o.O
Well, some people have problems.

willeatyou: Your legs look delicious
cris12345671: can you show me your legs ???
A***pvt if u want.
cris12345671: ohhhhhhh no
A***: than wtf u doing on a paying site

Yuli
02-28-2016, 09:52 PM
"you even gyrate like a romanian"

What does that even mean...

LustyLark
02-28-2016, 10:03 PM
ohhh I forgot about this guy the other day. his name was "justheretowatch" or something to that effect. He said something to me and I responded with, I thought you were just here to watch? He said, oh I am doing much more than watching. I replied, well then you may want to consider a name change and to pay the models for their assistance.

Sunnylexie
02-29-2016, 08:35 AM
Idiot 1: I want u to suck a dildo and get your spit and drool everywhere and show tits and and pussy

Me: if you want much drool you'd better take excl.

Idiot 1: Here is my number 67858*****
Make sure a lot of spit and drool and slobber

Me: I'm not to use or share any contact info.

Idiot 1: Is ya in Georgia
What ur number ? Mine is 678-58*****

Me: I'm not to use or share any contact info. Do you read me at all?

Idiot 1: Oh sorry
Well mine is 67858*****

*I go pvt*
*Back in free*

Idiot 1: Show me your tits

Me: Sure, for 5 Gold

Idiot 1: Gotta wait 12 hrs before I can send anything

Me: okay, see you then)

Idiot 1: Show your ass at least



Idiot 2: Hi, I'm Chris from England

Me: ntmu Chris, I'm Sandra
What brings you here?

Idiot 2: Where u from

Me: The Internet;-)

Idiot 2: The Internet I'm not Liam Neeson calm down lol

*like 15 secondes later , while I'm busy with others*
Idiot 2: I understand now why your on this lowlife *leaves*

The mood swing was probably caused by me not rushing to give him my location ASAP. Also, could anyone tell me what's wrong with Liam Neeson?

TheBrownFox
02-29-2016, 11:48 AM
Demanding I "slide it in" when it's a VIBRATOR, and I straight-up told you it's a VIBRATOR. Learn the difference between a vibrator and a dildo (and I don't use dildos anymore...).

freyasnecklace
02-29-2016, 11:58 AM
Strange Dude- "What are tire made of?"
Me- "Wh---what? Rubber?!"
Strange Dude- "Say it again"
*crickets*
Strange Dude- "What does it smell like?"
........

justanothercamgirl
02-29-2016, 12:03 PM
The mood swing was probably caused by me not rushing to give him my location ASAP. Also, could anyone tell me what's wrong with Liam Neeson?

If I had to guess, I'd say it is a reference to Liam Neeson's character in the Taken film series. The premise is that he is a retired CIA operative who crosses the globe to rescue his 17-year-old daughter after she is kidnapped by human traffickers and sold into sexual slavery while traveling in France.

Kandigrace
02-29-2016, 12:22 PM
A guy called me Michonne once as an insult. I am that black but i dont even watch the walking dead and i think Danai Guiarra(sp?) is pretty.
I been called every racist ignorant ass insult imaginable.
I have had bitches promote their room in my room without permission. Just ask and I will shout you out, it aint rocket science babe.
I always get dudes who want freebies.
I got this one regular who is literally the craziest motherfucker that you ever wanted to meet. This cat loves blood and the smell of it. This cat loves barenuckle fights. This cat wants me to fight another fat bitch and send him a video of it. This dude loves it when i oink like a pig. Ol dude is psychotic but he tips well.

I once had this dickwad who wanted me to do a private show and when i gave him my price ol dude busted out with the "not paying that much for a fat girl" excuse and I hit that dear ol faithful block button. I am fat, not completely dumb.
I got this one regular who is the biggest sweetiepie and i would probably date him in another life but he never tips me. I usually give him a pass because he is a schoolteacher and they are not really rolling in it. We can talk for hours about anything but mostly politics and that kills the room sometimes. People are cursing and screaming. People are leaving the room. The guys want to see my boobs and ass, not hear about the last democratic debate. I cant help it. I used to be a sort of genius in real life, some of that stuff stays with you.
I had the guys try to pull that amazon crap with me, you know the gift card scam.

Now that i look at it, i miss the camming game. Nothing like seeing your regulars and making em smile.

Aah, i miss camming. :)

Sunnylexie
02-29-2016, 12:41 PM
Strange Dude- "What are tire made of?"
Me- "Wh---what? Rubber?!"
Strange Dude- "Say it again"
*crickets*
Strange Dude- "What does it smell like?"
........
It's a fetish. Some enjoy hearing a certain word or phrase. I have a reg who has me say "pretty handwriting", and I think someone mentioned a "rubber" guy on here before.


A guy called me Michonne once as an insult. I am that black but i dont even watch the walking dead and i think Danai Guiarra(sp?) is pretty.

I had someone call me Ellen DeGeneres as an insult lol. The bitter little men.

princess_casual
02-29-2016, 06:57 PM
It's a fetish. Some enjoy hearing a certain word or phrase. I have a reg who has me say "pretty handwriting", and I think someone mentioned a "rubber" guy on here before.





I had a guy who came in several times with the name "Stinky." Every single time, he copy/pasted the exact same thing: "How many times a day would you say you use the word stinky?" When I realized saying his name was his fetish, I typed to him that if he wanted me to say that word I would in exclusive or for tips (The guy never bought a show or even tipped). He never did.

LoraDoll
02-29-2016, 08:47 PM
idimid: wanne marry?
idimid: bitch, are we still going to marry or not
silverstallion2: hi
silverstallion2: you like cock torture&62;
silverstallion2: edging?
silverstallion2: where you from?
silverstallion2: torture my dick with needles?
idimid: still dont want to marry?

would say: no motherfucker, not everyone as sick as u.
But if u wanna torture urself, move ur rude sick ass to pvt first, than u can do whatever sick bullshit u want.

DelishIrish
02-29-2016, 09:54 PM
Shared this elsewhere, then realized it belonged here

jcharm: wanna try my black cock in pvt????
we should go make some mixed babies

Bob1542 has logged on
Bob1542 has logged off

jcharm: i think i can give you 5 otr 6 or
*outloud: Five or six or what?*
jcharm: kids
*outloud: No. We can watch each other get off in PVT, but that is as far as my services go. I am not having babies with you...I would love to have some fun with you in PVT!*
jcharm: ok
jcharm has logged off

Okay, where are the masturbators, not the impregnators?!?

gingerstcyr
03-01-2016, 02:07 AM
ozzy: Hi beautiful! How about doing a ZERO Gold Show?
KICK!

Dumbass: Hey baby! How about giving a free sample before private!
KICK

AlyssaJane
03-01-2016, 05:53 AM
DANe: hi beautiful
i have 18 years old
look the body for me ? baby
only 2 seconds please
for me young my love ^,^^;^
get me hot my star

ME: your love doesnt pay my rent :-P

DANe: 1 tit?

ME: pay me

DANe: you are very beautiful and adorable for very bitch and pay for 1 misery gold

beauvoir
03-01-2016, 09:00 AM
me: Hey, how are you?
camboy: still hairy? lol
me: yes
camboy: any reason?
me: what?
camboy: feminist?
me: what?
camboy: lol
*dies*

camboy: why are you grey?
camboy: at 27
camboy: why
me: because of brain-deads like you stressing me out. it ages me.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-01-2016, 01:38 PM
Currently on a phone sex call guy says "Im gonna rub your clit then push it back to your gspot cuz I want you to squirt"

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/30/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-22880-1383147591-20.gif

Sunnylexie
03-01-2016, 01:43 PM
Currently on a phone sex call guy says "Im gonna rub your clit then push it back to your gspot cuz I want you to squirt"

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/30/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-22880-1383147591-20.gif

Shit like this makes me want to order one of those reproductive anatomy charts and pin it up in my camming space.

AngelMari
03-01-2016, 04:38 PM
Strange Dude- "What are tire made of?"
Me- "Wh---what? Rubber?!"
Strange Dude- "Say it again"
*crickets*
Strange Dude- "What does it smell like?"
........

What in the everlovin fuck? Damn nutters everywhere.

LustyLark
03-01-2016, 06:40 PM
Currently on a phone sex call guy says "Im gonna rub your clit then push it back to your gspot cuz I want you to squirt"

It is no wonder some of these guys are on camsites. Sometimes, I just want to scream from the rooftops, "That isn't how that works. That isn't how ANY of this works."

CocoaCaramelBBW
03-01-2016, 10:03 PM
44355

Yes,I'm horny...
sure depends on what you want...
sure, i do roleplay,but if your'e into that forreals,i hope both of you are legal...
idk i have to see how hes tied up

Im such a hottie, but not a dummy. Roleplay is for paying custies!
right after i get a dude wanting to "hook up". I dont escort baby, but why bb you turn me on! Yeah but prvts and excl tuns me on.:finger:

DelishIrish
03-02-2016, 02:28 AM
me: Hey, how are you?
camboy: still hairy? lol
me: yes
camboy: any reason?
me: what?
camboy: feminist?
me: what?
camboy: lol
*dies*

Made me picture Emma Stone saying What the FUCK after being knocked in the head by Jonah Hill in Superbad

DonaDiabla
03-02-2016, 04:45 AM
Dumbass: Hey baby, do you have a 18 inch dildo?
Me: Nope.
Dumbass: I want that dildo to push into your stomach.
Me: How is that even possible?
Dumbass:Can I buy you a 18 inch dildo?
Dumbass is block.

CatBBW
03-02-2016, 06:43 AM
Demanding I "slide it in" when it's a VIBRATOR, and I straight-up told you it's a VIBRATOR. Learn the difference between a vibrator and a dildo (and I don't use dildos anymore...).

They don't care. If it's not going in the hole, it's obviously not giving you any pleasure, bb!

CatBBW
03-02-2016, 06:48 AM
IDIOT - damn you need to shave that kitty
ME - why? My PAYING guests like it this way, my hairy cunt pays my rent.

*bans*

Vlodina
03-02-2016, 07:11 AM
44358

Huh?

CatBBW
03-02-2016, 07:21 AM
44358

Huh?

"do you do things for free, or do I gotta pay, bb? Is it worth me hanging around in free?"

freyasnecklace
03-02-2016, 08:30 AM
Currently on a phone sex call guy says "Im gonna rub your clit then push it back to your gspot cuz I want you to squirt"



This and the 18" dildo in the stomach TOGETHER. Do they want to have sex with us, or kill us?

RamonaRamone
03-02-2016, 03:17 PM
On Skype:

(Ali: Hi Ramona Ramone, I'd like to add you as a contact.)
(Ramona Ramone: Ramona Ramone has shared contact details with Ali.)

Ali: hello

(my Skype starts to ring, he's calling me - I literally just added this dude, we have not discussed ANYTHING, so I obviously don't pick up)

Me: Hey, why did you call me?
Ali: yes
Me: Why did you call me?
Ali: you please chat me and my realtaionship accept please
Me: I'm not sure what you're saying. I am a camgirl and charge money to video chat with people.
Ali: you please I am siyes and you marry me online skype and all life with me you and shooting movies porn you please wedding me
Me: Absolutely not.
Ali: please you accept my marry request and I am ready for marry for you please you accept please my request
Me: I'm going to block you now.

(Blocked Ali.)

A short-lived romance.

CocoaCaramelBBW
03-02-2016, 03:25 PM
On Skype:

(Ali: Hi Ramona Ramone, I'd like to add you as a contact.)
(Ramona Ramone: Ramona Ramone has shared contact details with Ali.)

Ali: hello

(my Skype starts to ring, he's calling me - I literally just added this dude, we have not discussed ANYTHING, so I obviously don't pick up)

Me: Hey, why did you call me?
Ali: yes
Me: Why did you call me?
Ali: you please chat me and my realtaionship accept please
Me: I'm not sure what you're saying. I am a camgirl and charge money to video chat with people.
Ali: you please I am siyes and you marry me online skype and all life with me you and shooting movies porn you please wedding me
Me: Absolutely not.
Ali: please you accept my marry request and I am ready for marry for you please you accept please my request
Me: I'm going to block you now.

(Blocked Ali.)

A short-lived romance.

This tickled me in just the right places:rotfl:

heyho
03-02-2016, 03:59 PM
LOL Ramona

What is with guys and the "marry me now plz" thing?? Are they serious? Just once I wanna say yes and ride the whole thing out just to see how far they actually want to take it.

Right after the necessary ceremonies, hubby dearest can start paying my rent, bills and shopping expenses cuz I'm wifey now and fuckboi needs to keep me in the lifestyle to which I am accustomed. *hair flip*

LustyLark
03-02-2016, 07:04 PM
44355

right after i get a dude wanting to "hook up". I dont escort baby, but why bb you turn me on! Yeah but prvts and excl tuns me on.:finger:

and then when I say I am not an escort, they usually follow up with, "but I am not looking for an escort, I love you." Yeah, sure you do

princess_casual
03-02-2016, 07:35 PM
No comment necessary for this one.

44361

Promised
03-02-2016, 07:53 PM
I'm sure it gets said frequently but the immediately popping into the room guys who start with "are you wet?" really?, yes i'm fucking sitting here talking to myself and when one out of every 50 guys says "hi" I just cream all over my panties. I wish someone would ask that in real life so I could slap them....

Promised
03-02-2016, 07:55 PM
LOL Ramona

What is with guys and the "marry me now plz" thing?? Are they serious? Just once I wanna say yes and ride the whole thing out just to see how far they actually want to take it.

Right after the necessary ceremonies, hubby dearest can start paying my rent, bills and shopping expenses cuz I'm wifey now and fuckboi needs to keep me in the lifestyle to which I am accustomed. *hair flip*

lol I get that all the time too, always from guys who I have never even spoken to before and have no idea what they look like!

BluJ
03-02-2016, 10:21 PM
I love the marriage guys, easy rp! I have one that loves to talk about where our wedding will be, where we'll go to on our honeymoon- then where we'll live, how many kids, ect. Whatevs, his fantasy!

SimoneGray
03-03-2016, 01:47 AM
Was on for 25mins yesterday..this happened for most of them

Idiot: You thick ma?

Me: Yes, but you gotta tip to see

*Idiot tips $10 to see, I do my thing*

Idiot: Ok but are you thick tho?

Me: I just showed you everything

Idiot: Yea but...measurements ma

Me: I haven't taken them in ages

Idiot: Measurements is everything ma, you need to be a certain measurement to be genuine thick

Me: Ok, let's go measure me in pvt.

Well he did end up going pvt but instead of actually letting me measure, he just wanted to see my ass and repeatedly questioned if I was "genuinely thick" or not...like fucker, you see my thighs, they're like tree stumps. Fuck offfffffff with your pettiness.

pinklemonade0
03-03-2016, 03:02 AM
"would you like to get something from the kitchen to shove up your pussy?"

to be fair to him, when i explained that wouldn't do anything for me and what would, he said "go for it hehe"

freyasnecklace
03-03-2016, 06:59 AM
"would you like to get something from the kitchen to shove up your pussy?"

to be fair to him, when i explained that wouldn't do anything for me and what would, he said "go for it hehe"

There are far too many dangerous things in the kitchen to be that broad.

pinklemonade0
03-03-2016, 08:57 AM
^ Well, there's nothing I'd use from the kitchen (as it just doesn't do it for me, AT ALL) so it was kind of a pointless exchange anyway

pinklemonade0
03-03-2016, 09:17 AM
Maybe I should've said ok bb i'll just get the oven :D

hyori
03-03-2016, 10:23 AM
Plenty of things in the kitchen that can be used in the above scenario eg. blindfold with a tea towel, make bubbles in the sink and make a bubble bikini, whip cream from the fridge, ice from the freezer, icecream/yogurt cum show, tie knots with cherry stems, eat strawberries sensually, mash cake, milk bath etc.

pinklemonade0
03-03-2016, 10:38 AM
Yeah I agree hyori but not "shoved" up my pussy! :)
I really like the bubble idea

I knew I should've typed out the whole thing. it was a few days ago but something like:
him - do you want to get something from the kitchen to SHOVE (my capitals) up your pussy?
me (joking) haha what like a fork?
him - no i meant a banana or cucumber or something
me - that doesn't do it for me, but if i touch myself like x / y / z ... etc etc
him - go for it then hehe

he was actually really nice, it was just the "shove" a kitchen item

Glamourmilf
03-03-2016, 10:49 AM
Douche keeps coming into my chat room, and just says, "What's good?" ::)
If you're another model, and you're doing this, stop it.
Im just going to block you, no matter how many times u change your screen name.

Mare
03-03-2016, 11:04 AM
Can you show me your pussy tits now because I would love to see it and eat your pussy and your a******* There just is no rehab for this. Buh Ban nanananana.

hyori
03-03-2016, 11:09 AM
^^ LOL, "pussy tits". I guess he should be on domesticatedcatporn.com.

MyRealNameIsWeird
03-03-2016, 12:37 PM
What do you ladies tell the guys when they ask basic questions (what size are your tits? hairy? shaved?). I usually nicely ask them to read my profile. If they still have questions after reading (something that was not addressed in my bio) to ask. They leave after. I always think they're asking 1) to just waste time and have someone to talk to; and/or 2) to whack off to us talking about our tits and puss.

Some guys on older mobiles or gaming consoles can't see the bio without leaving the chat room. I tend to give one or two word typed responses. If they try and get details I say I can show/discuss in pvt. If they have lots of questions I push pvt hard so they pay me or leave.

SimoneGray
03-03-2016, 12:44 PM
44369

Sigh. It was like this all morning I was on.