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audritwo
03-03-2016, 08:53 PM
newbiedrone: Can you sit on Hostess Twinkies in your show? Twinkies are really hot!
Audri: That is quite specific. *busy hustling during gold show just ignored him.
newbiedrone: Lol
newbiedrone: Fuck you if you can;t take a joke

That was a joke?

CocoaCaramelBBW
03-03-2016, 10:28 PM
crazy has logged on
crazy: hi

me:hello hru

crazy:good hru

me:delightfully naughty

crazy:just the 2 of us in here
where r u from

me:for the moment,ive been pretty busy

crazy:u having a good night

me:yes and you can be a part of this lovely trend!

crazy:i want to so badly
promised my wife

me: why are you even here,srsly

crazy:good q
keep it 100

crazy has logged off

the actual fuck

LoraDoll
03-03-2016, 11:05 PM
I hate when they ask : "roleplay bb"?
So i should just know what the fuck he mean.

an "optional guy" come to pvt, asks if i do whatever he want, and i say yes or no.
That time is about... 0.50$ let s say. That amount is really hurts someone...

Sunnylexie
03-04-2016, 01:08 AM
newbiedrone: Can you sit on Hostess Twinkies in your show? Twinkies are really hot!
Audri: That is quite specific. *busy hustling during gold show just ignored him.
newbiedrone: Lol
newbiedrone: Fuck you if you can;t take a joke

That was a joke?

The usual asshole conversation techinque:

1) Say something mean or/and stupid;
2) Get an adequate response instead of a "nice" one;
3) Say they were kidding and accuse the opponent of being unable to take a joke;
4)????
5) PROFIT!!!! You're an innocent victim now, and the opponent is a party killing meanie.

DonaDiabla
03-04-2016, 02:59 AM
Here is something lovely left in my NF's inbox:

Do you think you are too good for me? My dick is too good for you!

I do not know who this guy is :) but needs to lay off whatever he is on. Plus, he is blocked.}:D

Arwen25
03-04-2016, 04:48 AM
Sooo many bellends, seriously.
jon: Hey how are you x
me: hi there
jon: got a very odd question please don't take offence x
me: i am well thanks. you?
jon: would you let a dog be In a show with you x
me: no..absolutely not.

Yeah, just eff off. VILE

Sunnylexie
03-04-2016, 05:55 AM
jon: would you let a dog be In a show with you x

I had someone ask if I "let my cat taste me". Yuck, as if pets were dying to have sex with humans.

Arwen25
03-04-2016, 05:58 AM
OMG ew. :( Poor you.

pinklemonade0
03-04-2016, 06:28 AM
^ Ages ago I had a guy who wanted me to fart on various animals. I wasn't sure if he was trolling though.

Sunnylexie
03-04-2016, 01:45 PM
Mofo: i'm all tied up today

Me: Anything I could do for you?

Mofo: My girlfriend was mean to me

She lassoed my balls and placed the tail end of the rope along my ass crack, up my back, over my shoulder and pulled my balls back tight until my cock was straining to get at her. Then she took out a dildo. It was a pink cock with a 7” shaft and was

2” wide. She told me to lube it up with my pre-cum and then made me squirm down upon it until it was in me balls to balls. She told me to put on a condom and start jerking off. THEN SHE LEFT. What should I to do with this condom full of cum?

Me: We can talk about it in Exclusive.

Mofo: Sorry that I can’t go private today. My internet connection keeps dropping on and off … moving slow, no audio and I’m seeing a lot of pixel instead of picture. I missed most of a show earlier. It’s like dial-up

FFS it doesn't keep you from dirty chatting yourself in my guest room, you piece of shit
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MyRealNameIsWeird
03-04-2016, 02:22 PM
Guy asks for standing up for free because "pvt after bb!". I say no, check pics or tip.

"Sorry, but there are too many girls like you. Get another job, or do you think guys are gonna pay cause you're cute?"

Well, yeah, actually.

CocoaCaramelBBW
03-04-2016, 02:25 PM
Guy asks for standing up for free because "pvt after bb!". I say no, check pics or tip.

"Sorry, but there are too many girls like you. Get another job, or do you think guys are gonna pay cause you're cute?"

Well, yeah, actually.

Ikr! and to add,just because your broke ass cant afford me doesn't mean everyone else cannot.

MyRealNameIsWeird
03-04-2016, 02:46 PM
Ikr! and to add,just because your broke ass cant afford me doesn't mean everyone else cannot.

OMFG. Literally fifteen minutes later I've had a pig pay $250 his end ($87.70 my cut) for a 11 minute show where I basically snapped my fingers and told him I was too good for him to see my naked body. The irony of camming is beautiful.

CocoaCaramelBBW
03-04-2016, 03:34 PM
The irony of camming is beautiful.

Yes.Yes it is

LoraDoll
03-04-2016, 06:02 PM
the basics: xD

paya177: show feet pls
A***: nope.
paya177: lick your feet in pvt ?
A***: nope.
valekaka: hi
Ariel9789: hii bb how old?
valekaka: where are u from bb
A***: nope.

Wanna talk more, eh? o.O

DelishIrish
03-04-2016, 07:26 PM
I love how the guy admits & acknowledges that it is YOUR JOB, but still refuses to pay. And if there are "too many" girls like this, maybe you should listen to all of them and change something YOU're doing, duuude..

princess_casual
03-04-2016, 10:39 PM
I love how the guy admits & acknowledges that it is YOUR JOB, but still refuses to pay. And if there are "too many" girls like this, maybe you should listen to all of them and change something YOU're doing, duuude..

Lately I've had so many dude's act like they were interested in a show and then say something along the lines of "I'd love that but I can't pay for that."

THAT IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS WEBSITE. WTF???

PrincessfromHell
03-04-2016, 11:01 PM
Mar 5 2016 (03:21)serge72chx: hello i come to bucarest 12 to 19 marzo your remember me? want meet me?

He is a free member never private, but I should remember him??! I wouldn't meet any of my regs who have spent tons on me, but would a freeloader? and why are we all allegedly Romanians?

those intoxicated with sperm brains are so funny

audritwo
03-05-2016, 01:48 AM
Mofo: i'm all tied up today

Me: Anything I could do for you?

Mofo: My girlfriend was mean to me

She lassoed my balls and placed the tail end of the rope along my ass crack, up my back, over my shoulder and pulled my balls back tight until my cock was straining to get at her. Then she took out a dildo. It was a pink cock with a 7” shaft and was

2” wide. She told me to lube it up with my pre-cum and then made me squirm down upon it until it was in me balls to balls. She told me to put on a condom and start jerking off. THEN SHE LEFT. What should I to do with this condom full of cum?

Me: We can talk about it in Exclusive.

Mofo: Sorry that I can’t go private today. My internet connection keeps dropping on and off … moving slow, no audio and I’m seeing a lot of pixel instead of picture. I missed most of a show earlier. It’s like dial-up

FFS it doesn't keep you from dirty chatting yourself in my guest room, you piece of shit
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lol he came into my room too. I love when the freeloaders make their rounds of copy paste text.

MyRealNameIsWeird
03-05-2016, 01:35 PM
I love how the guy admits & acknowledges that it is YOUR JOB, but still refuses to pay. And if there are "too many" girls like this, maybe you should listen to all of them and change something YOU're doing, duuude..

"There are too many girls like you. I really think you're hot, but I would be much happier if you didn't charge and I'm sure some guys would pay you out of pity after you give me everything for free. That's how this works, right?"

gingerkhaleesi
03-05-2016, 02:13 PM
three shows in.. i got the "open boobs" thing haha! and PLLLENTY of "well-intentioned" dudes giving me "friendly advice" to show my tits in public chat "so you'll make more money!" lots of overly attached guys as well... one keeps PMing me that he's gonna steal me from my boyfriend and fly me out so he can be my daddy... okay dude.

princess_casual
03-05-2016, 03:40 PM
I've had a few guys tell me there is no option to go exclusive for them because they just signed up and can only go pvt at first. Can someone explain this to me? Does this mean they didn't add funds yet? I thought it was BS but its odd that multiple users have said this to me..

SaraLaughs
03-05-2016, 04:32 PM
Loser: 5 mins 10 $
Me: No, sorry, it's 15 no matter what
Loser: pls make cheaper it my first time

rofl

DelishIrish
03-05-2016, 08:50 PM
I've had a few guys tell me there is no option to go exclusive for them because they just signed up and can only go pvt at first. Can someone explain this to me? Does this mean they didn't add funds yet? I thought it was BS but its odd that multiple users have said this to me..

I think someone else said tell them to tip GOLD then they should be able to use EXC. I had some guy try 3-4 times before I could tell him to just try PVT (he kept getting kicked out) and PVT worked for us...

LoraDoll
03-06-2016, 12:52 AM
in pvt.
he: let s see what u got (instant , like this)
me: why, what i got?
he: let s see how fast u make me cum
** bye bitch** log off. sorry had an asshole overdose today, and this is the last drop in the cup. o.O

LoraDoll
03-06-2016, 01:13 AM
You are in FreeChat Area.
sexymatthew99: can i see ur ass plz
A***: why?
A***: u like to beg for things?
sexymatthew99: i wanna see if its worth paying
A*** i m not sure i m here for u. bye.

these ppl are just assholes. :O

pippapippa
03-06-2016, 07:39 PM
On Skype, this guy is looking for an ass worship show
He asks how much it is for 30 minutes, how much for 45, then "let's make it an even hour."
I tell him my price
USD or russian rubles?
USD. I'm not Russian.
Damn, that is way too expensive, I thought you were saying rubles.


Yeah, I like to get paid 3 USD for an hour of my time.

princess_casual
03-06-2016, 08:09 PM
Him: Hi you up for a quickie in pvt? I don't have a lot of time but I still wanna play.
Me: Sure, you can be as quick as you like.
Him: I'm really in a rush my girlfriend is waiting for me at dinner. I only have two minutes and I need to see that ass and pussy.
Me: My show always moves at the same pace. But you are free to leave whenever you want.
Him: MMM bb I really don't have time. Can't you just pull your panties down and bend over?
Him: Unless anyone wants to get a gold show going...
Me: If you're in such a rush why are you still here arguing about how quick I strip? I would have been naked by now if you just went pvt.
*he leaves*

Arwen25
03-07-2016, 05:38 AM
Haha - win! ^

Just now, thankfully I have a had an excellent morning so I just found it amusing
ruffry: I want to go prvt with someone with a nice ass ?
me: i work hard on mine
ruffry: can i see darling
toasted_s enters the room
me: If you want to see more of a free preview, just check out my free gallery. Otherwise let's have some more fun in group or private chat. xxx
toasted_s leaves the room
ruffry: u can keep ur jeans on
ruffry: I just want a quick view before prvt
ruffry: I like what I see so far
ruffry leaves the room
ruffry enters the room
ruffry: ?
me: no, sorry. please take the time to check out my photos
goonerslg enters the room
goonerslg leaves the room
ruffry: bab if u can be bothered to stand uo what u going to do when i pay u
ruffry: up
me: lol
*kicks*


I mean really?

caramelcraze
03-07-2016, 07:56 AM
less than 30 minutes after I've logged on...
dude: If I take you exclusive, can you take your eye shadow off? It's making me feel rather perturbed.
Me: I'm sorry my eye shadow makes you feel uneasy, but I'm sure there are plenty of other ladies online who didn't spend 20 minutes doing their eye make up who would just LOVE a private show. Move along!

plumwine
03-07-2016, 08:46 PM
Kush420: can I see your tits to motivate me


I said outloud.."Is that the way this works? I've had it wrong this whole time! If only I knew that showing my tits for free would make me money!"

he left immediately. darn.

heyho
03-07-2016, 09:20 PM
'can you stand pls bb"

I know this is like the most common annoying thing said to us. But what makes it EXTRA annoying is that I can't for the life of me figure out why u want me to stand bb??? You'd think I had only my face showing on cam: nope! I'm sitting cross-legged on my bed, my whole entire body is visible on cam. No weird body surprises. Still, I get 30 "stand bb"s an hour. Is a standing woman really that much hotter than a sitting/lounging one? Beg me for boobs/ass/twirl, I get it, guys love seeing lady parts, I say nope and move on. But the STAND PLZ guys really really fuck me off. It's a pure power trip for no reason other than that they wanna MAKE me do something for free, because they think I won't turn down an "innocent", fully-clothed request.

Fuck those guys.

Glamourmilf
03-07-2016, 10:57 PM
'can you stand pls bb"

I know this is like the most common annoying thing said to us. But what makes it EXTRA annoying is that I can't for the life of me figure out why u want me to stand bb??? You'd think I had only my face showing on cam: nope! I'm sitting cross-legged on my bed, my whole entire body is visible on cam. No weird body surprises. Still, I get 30 "stand bb"s an hour. Is a standing woman really that much hotter than a sitting/lounging one? Beg me for boobs/ass/twirl, I get it, guys love seeing lady parts, I say nope and move on. But the STAND PLZ guys really really fuck me off. It's a pure power trip for no reason other than that they wanna MAKE me do something for free, because they think I won't turn down an "innocent", fully-clothed request.

Fuck those guys.

These guys irritate me the most. Also the ones who ask what I'm wearing.( I only show cleavage, but still) #FuckingAnnoying

CatBBW
03-07-2016, 11:01 PM
These guys irritate me the most. Also the ones who ask what I'm wearing.( I only show cleavage, but still) #FuckingAnnoying

Yep. Here's my 'routine' for the "what have you got on, bb?" ... imagine it being said in the most bland, imparting info way, like a teacher pointing at a blackboard...

ME (vaguely pointing): glasses, lipstick, perfume, bra, knickers.

Then they usually go "Mmm" and leave.

PrincessfromHell
03-07-2016, 11:30 PM
I have pay pigs and doggy play (domme girls and all know what I mean) listed on my indy profiles.
So today I got this

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Sunnylexie
03-08-2016, 02:55 AM
I-Watch-Too-Much-Porn: damn that's gross
you could wash it or something

(He peeked in my pvt and saw a brown anus - for the first time in his life, obviously).


Free chat idiot: if ya aint nude in 3 secs im out
Just LMAO

Selenasecret
03-08-2016, 04:09 AM
Not on cam as such.

Perv: pvt?
Me: Yeah sure
3 seconds private

4 star rating. 4 star. Dropped my rating to 4.8. Bastard

I would kick the shit out of him if I could get my hands on him.

pinklemonade0
03-08-2016, 05:30 AM
the never-ending mmmmmmmmmmmmm gif on MFC
It made me laugh and think of here

all it does it scroll mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm forever!

sovereignv
03-08-2016, 06:52 AM
Nastaa101: do you do humilation?
how cruel can u be?
Me: I certainly do. As cruel as possible.
Nastaa101: the thing is many girls
say they will but they wont
I want to be so humilated that i want to kill myself
u wont hestitate?
Me: No.
Nastaa101: I send u a pic that we are going to use.
Nastaa101: I want to go block
Me: I'm not going to look at your picture until we're in exclusive chat.
Nastaa101: I swear to god, i just want to know if u will be able to use it
Nastaa101: Im thinking
Nastaa101: do you humilate body aswell?
Me: Yes, I humiliate everything. I don't think you're really into this, I think you just like to talk about it.
Him: I am in to this but i dont know if the pic is good enough
i want to use the material
some people cant use it
Me: I can use any material. The picture doesn't matter. I bet you go around trying this with all the different girls, trying to get them to look at "your pic".

*Five minutes of silence*

Him: i just came
i dont need u

*Member has been blocked*

Fucking idiot.

freyasnecklace
03-08-2016, 07:21 AM
less than 30 minutes after I've logged on...
dude: If I take you exclusive, can you take your eye shadow off? It's making me feel rather perturbed.
Me: I'm sorry my eye shadow makes you feel uneasy, but I'm sure there are plenty of other ladies online who didn't spend 20 minutes doing their eye make up who would just LOVE a private show. Move along!
lol perturbed by makeup. Alrighty then.

princess_casual
03-08-2016, 01:03 PM
Not on cam as such.

Perv: pvt?
Me: Yeah sure
3 seconds private

4 star rating. 4 star. Dropped my rating to 4.8. Bastard

I would kick the shit out of him if I could get my hands on him.

This dude gave me 1 star and then came into my free chat after to say "I GAVE YOU 1 STAR BECAUSE THAT SHOW WAS THE FUCKIN WORST!!"

The show was 1m40 seconds. He was pissed because I didn't "bust out that butthole" as soon as we went pvt.

Sunnylexie
03-08-2016, 01:43 PM
Nastaa101: do you do humilation?
how cruel can u be?
Me: I certainly do. As cruel as possible.
Nastaa101: the thing is many girls
say they will but they wont
I want to be so humilated that i want to kill myself
u wont hestitate?
Me: No.
Nastaa101: I send u a pic that we are going to use.
Nastaa101: I want to go block
Me: I'm not going to look at your picture until we're in exclusive chat.
Nastaa101: I swear to god, i just want to know if u will be able to use it
Nastaa101: Im thinking
Nastaa101: do you humilate body aswell?
Me: Yes, I humiliate everything. I don't think you're really into this, I think you just like to talk about it.
Him: I am in to this but i dont know if the pic is good enough
i want to use the material
some people cant use it
Me: I can use any material. The picture doesn't matter. I bet you go around trying this with all the different girls, trying to get them to look at "your pic".

*Five minutes of silence*

Him: i just came
i dont need u

*Member has been blocked*

Fucking idiot.

Thank you for the nick. Had him lurk in my room tonight, gonna ban him the next time he shows up.



Idiot: Hi, do you like pictures? ;)
Me: Yes if you're sending me a funny or a picture of your pet. No cock pictures.
Idiot: Why, you prefer pussy?
Me: Just getting enough c2cs to be in no need of penis visuals.
Idiot: Ok I've sent you something that may make you change your mind))) *yeah here comes a cock picture. Surprise, surprise*

Something makes me think his reaction would be the same even if I confirmed I was a 100% true whole organic no-GM lesbian.

SimoneGray
03-08-2016, 03:26 PM
Idiot: I have 20 seconds before my wife gets home, we do a 20 sec pvt with fucking, yes?

LOLOLOL no.

SuperPookie
03-08-2016, 03:29 PM
"happy International womans day""what do I get for it" eff off buddy me giving you freebies doesn't celebrate womanhood lol

heyho
03-08-2016, 04:31 PM
Idiot: I have 20 seconds before my wife gets home, we do a 20 sec pvt with fucking, yes?

LOLOLOL no.

I am generally pretty professional/dismissive in the face of freeloading beggars, but THAT....that would have made me howl in laughter at him for like, 5 mins at least. And throw in some jokes about how long he lasts in bed, poor wifey!

CharlieTen
03-08-2016, 08:10 PM
"happy International womans day""what do I get for it" eff off buddy me giving you freebies doesn't celebrate womanhood lol

I go a 'happy womans day' today too....like...uhhh...thanks? as a woman? O.o

LoraDoll
03-09-2016, 09:49 AM
eli: hey! why r u so bored?
(i was not bored anyway. just finished a long pvt, and enjoyed a smoke)
eli: enjoy and dance a little with that beauty
guest13: she waits for money, that's why
eli: she can get my money if she dance
eli: but i think she also wants to enjoy a little, don´t you?
guest13: no, i don't think so
guest13: she wants u in pvt chat first
guest13: that's how it works here nowadays
guest13: first money, then how lol

after the wise discussion, i wondered who would do this for free.
I think girls, who they dont want to see in their nightmares either. whatever.
So with this logic,all the people who work for money, should feel bad? lol.

What i found funny: not a single sentence was true.
Except the last one. :$ :)

Sally Says
03-09-2016, 11:01 AM
Oh you are English?

I avoid English girls as I too am English.

.... What did he think might happen? Lol

AngelicaFox
03-09-2016, 12:20 PM
SMH... Sorry in advance for what you're about to read. I reported this guy, but I don't know that they'll do anything:

javi13: how would u like to see a 2year old baby pussy cum all over a big cock?

AngelicaFox
03-09-2016, 12:23 PM
And then there was this winner:

jeffciarimboli has successfully sent you $2.00 of GOLD.
(pause while I thank him and generously flash some cleavage)
jeffciarimboli: show u pussy)

Today was a good day for the banhammer.