View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
plumwine
03-09-2016, 12:39 PM
in my SM inbox:
Prettyboy <31502300>
Sent: 03-09-2016
To: (me)
SUBJECT: (NO SUBJECT)
I want to share with you some very important stuff you know what you were doing is leading a lot of men into adultery and fornication ( you will answer for that) but that's why i am willing to share that it's a sin . The question is what will you do with it are you going to live in that scene for the rest of your life or are you going to turn from that sin and turn to God,? The end you are choosing is not a good one , terrible , that's why God sent his son Jesus Christ . So you believe on him and be saved I care I really do I'm not here for this sin
LoraDoll
03-09-2016, 12:51 PM
^That dude needs to be saved from his stupidity. xD
But i guess he s just get bored and trolling. *.*
***
Nob***: some people have a amazing eyes color in live jasmin
Nob***: like a you
Nob***: guys she do not know english ... cat language please
Nob***: meawooo
Nob***: meawooooo
ju** : bb show me your ass befor pv
ju** : plead
https://media.giphy.com/media/hfEq8WuAuxPi/giphy.gif
gi**: can i see u how are u s few pls
k** : don't be prude let us see u
https://media.giphy.com/media/M3fYVlu7YN9Hq/giphy.gif
freyasnecklace
03-09-2016, 03:17 PM
Some dude on Skype who used 17 of 20 mins he paid for a week ago: Haha. Not intending to sound dumb....does time carry over?
o.O
>.>
<.<
LaceyCummings
03-09-2016, 04:06 PM
johndoe424Fiftyone:i wanna rip off your sexy boobs
(I was ready to laugh, but he followed it up with)
johndoe424Fiftyone:by the way i love being a pedophile
Reported, blocked, named posted here for all to see. I fucking hate Imlive and I hate that guys can send you shitty messages like this.
BustyVixen
03-09-2016, 05:44 PM
Wow so this was a new one:
Weirdo: beans you have them be?
Me: what? Not sure what you are talking about
Weirdo: like cans of beans in ur drawer do you have em
Me: (curious where he will go with this) I do actually. I love beans.
Weirdo goes private...
BB I need to see beans and toes! With sauce and all over pretty toes
Me: you want me to pour a can of beans on my feet? Just so we are clear?
Weirdo: Now! Smeared on toes!! Wtf!
Me: I'll pour a can of black beans on my feet for 100 gold.
Weirdo: crack bitch! Fuck that fucking toy!
And ban! But I was laughing for about 5 minutes! At least I made a few bucks out of it!!
hyori
03-09-2016, 06:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fuTna93.jpg
LaceyCummings
03-09-2016, 07:43 PM
I am dying laughing!
Wow so this was a new one:
Weirdo: beans you have them be?
Me: what? Not sure what you are talking about
Weirdo: like cans of beans in ur drawer do you have em
Me: (curious where he will go with this) I do actually. I love beans.
Weirdo goes private...
BB I need to see beans and toes! With sauce and all over pretty toes
Me: you want me to pour a can of beans on my feet? Just so we are clear?
Weirdo: Now! Smeared on toes!! Wtf!
Me: I'll pour a can of black beans on my feet for 100 gold.
Weirdo: crack bitch! Fuck that fucking toy!
And ban! But I was laughing for about 5 minutes! At least I made a few bucks out of it!!
Genoveve
03-09-2016, 07:43 PM
^^
^^I love Esther Gokhale!!!
DonaDiabla
03-09-2016, 08:59 PM
Here are a few gems left in NF box and these people received an instant ban:
"I have a Nazi 9 inch cock but I was wondering if you are good at a cliche plantation accent? I want to play a nazi running a plantation in the 1940s." This fantasy makes no sense.
"Can soldiers get free cam shows?"- No, broke ass!
" Can you cam while you masterbrate on the bus".- Gross!
Genoveve
03-09-2016, 09:05 PM
I had some doofus that got a show tell me that I was "underwhelming" right before he logged off. Like nice try but I'm not going to take personally the name-calling over the fact that you wanted what I very clearly state that I don't offer. In fact I could tell right away when he went pvt that he was vanilla so I told him I couldn't help him and why but he still stayed, I guess he was assuming I'd make an exception for him. Thanks for the money though! }:D
Sunnylexie
03-10-2016, 12:07 AM
Bigdaddy: Can i see how wet ur panties are
Like the inside
While I totally understand they like to know we're horny and ready, I just don't see why a woman who has a stack of clean panties in a drawer next to her would choose to wear soaked ones. I guess some enjoy the sticky feeling, but that's noone I know of.
UPD: What's with the guys who tip like 3 or 5 Gold without asking first and then use it to pressure you into doing your Exclusive stuff in pvt? Has anyone else noticed the trend or it's just me?
pinklemonade0
03-10-2016, 06:11 AM
lol felt mean so i took it down
SuperPookie
03-10-2016, 07:08 AM
Oops, I meant to hit thanks on a post here but accidently hit report instead :(. I didn't follow through of course but just in case something happened-it was a accident! lol
AngelicaFox
03-10-2016, 11:08 AM
Wow so this was a new one:
Weirdo: beans you have them be?
Me: what? Not sure what you are talking about
Weirdo: like cans of beans in ur drawer do you have em
Me: (curious where he will go with this) I do actually. I love beans.
Weirdo goes private...
BB I need to see beans and toes! With sauce and all over pretty toes
Me: you want me to pour a can of beans on my feet? Just so we are clear?
Weirdo: Now! Smeared on toes!! Wtf!
Me: I'll pour a can of black beans on my feet for 100 gold.
Weirdo: crack bitch! Fuck that fucking toy!
And ban! But I was laughing for about 5 minutes! At least I made a few bucks out of it!!
That guy is a turd, most of the fetish guys I've dealt with are more well-spoken and polite than average. Dick attitude excepted though, I would love to get someone with this fetish! As long as they understand they have to get at least a 15 minute block session to ensure it's worth the time I'll spend cleaning up, that's easy money, bring on the beans.
Serena-Shields
03-10-2016, 04:51 PM
44409
Someone made this shit and posted it in my CB room. It's probably meant to be offensive but I'm fucking LIVING at this shit.
Holly_xoxo
03-10-2016, 06:43 PM
Idiot : hi, how's your day?
Me: good, thanks. How about you?
Idiot: good
Me: So what brings you by today?
Idiot: you...ur beautiful
Me: thanks
Idiot: I'm trying to remember what I told you before
Me: I don't know ( I don't remember ever talking to him before)
Idiot:I think I told you about my friends mom that had surgery and didn't heal very well
Me: Why would you come on a porn site to talk about that?
Idiot: Oh
Me: what do you think this site is for?
Idiot: chat?
Me: Ummm, no....and I'm pretty sure you know that
Idiot: adult fun?
Me: exactly, so when you want that, you can come back
*idiot has been kicked out*
WTF? I hate it when guys come on just because they're bored and go looking for empty or near empty rooms to come into because they figure we'll have conversation with them. If they're that bored, they should go read a book and learn something.
CocoaCaramelBBW
03-10-2016, 10:21 PM
freshisacreeper: are you alone?
wtf?! whats with the guys asking if im by myself?! if i had somebody they would be on cam with me and i would be listed as a couple....its so creepy like the motherfuckers are watching my front door or some shit. all i gotta say is if they get any ideas theres 6'4'' 250lbs of muscle and attitude waiting for them...
freyasnecklace
03-11-2016, 01:55 PM
Guy wants me to dress in a particular outfit, do GFE, and then set up the cam for perfect POV experience in missionary and then me on top. Then he says this bullshit:
"Sorry, but I need to think if I should spend so much money on this. I don't want to waste your time before I pay. Let me think about it for a couple of minutes."
Uh, yeah you do not get that sort of treatment on clearance dumbshit. You already wasted my time
Do yoou date at all and are you kinkyb when you do?
or just here?
It'd just suck for some guy to go out with you and get avanilla version
No, I'm a complete pr0n star 24/7. I only wear fetish gear and sleep on a bed of dildos.
CatieCurve
03-11-2016, 10:39 PM
This was one for me:
Guy: I could work with you
(ignoring cos others in the room I'm talking to)
Guy: I want to talk to you about how I could work with you
Me: Come talk to me in pvt and we can have time
Guy: I knew this would happen. You just want to go to pvt and not anything else
Me: (ignoring cos I'm in free preview and yes if you want to talk go pvt)
since then he has emailed me so I can phone him to talk about how he could work with me. I'm camming, why would I want to work with him? Tbh if I want to work with someone in a cam show I have someone right here lol
And another in free preview
"Bigblackcock" right click to c2c me I got a surprise for you
me - let's go into pvt and you can show me
"Bigblackcock" do it now, you'll love it
me - (gets big black dildo out) is it as good as this
"bigblackcock" leaves the room
pinklemonade0
03-12-2016, 06:35 AM
This was one for me:
Guy: I knew this would happen. You just want to go to pvt and not anything else
Yes heaven forbid you should want to go pvt while logged on to cam. Well duh!!!! It's a job. No of course you want to entertain him for free while talking about things you're not remotely interested in and fending off his advances :yuck:
princess_casual
03-12-2016, 01:01 PM
I recently had a guy take me exclusive for like half an hour just talking... he kept telling me how he talks to a lot of girls on SM and gets "close" with them and how "even the most put together girls have some dark, seedy reason why they do this." He also claimed that a lot of girls use SM as a "platform for prostitution." He sounded like a straight up sociopath and was clearly full of it. Has anyone else spoken to someone like this?
sovereignv
03-12-2016, 01:22 PM
^ I had a guy who claimed to meet and fuck SM girls. He took me private/tipped me so I let him talk about it but of course I didn't offer to meet him. I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to meet and fuck members off streamate???? Besides, it's such an imprecise tool - at best you'll know a model lives in the same country as you. Escort directories do exist, surely that'd be a better way to advertise your services.
BambiCutie
03-12-2016, 01:38 PM
Some of them are actually pretty good looking and I'm sure its tempting when you may be single..just saying.. :-X I have no idea what goes through a person's mind when they think meeting would be an excellent idea.
CatBBW
03-12-2016, 01:53 PM
^ I had a guy who claimed to meet and fuck SM girls. He took me private/tipped me so I let him talk about it but of course I didn't offer to meet him. I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to meet and fuck members off streamate???? Besides, it's such an imprecise tool - at best you'll know a model lives in the same country as you. Escort directories do exist, surely that'd be a better way to advertise your services.
How do you hustle these guys without SM flagging you as "trying to exchange info"? I get the offers, but am reluctant to give it the "oh yeah bb, I really wanna meet!" in case SM thinks I am serious :/
sovereignv
03-12-2016, 01:57 PM
I didn't hustle him, really, he was just throwing money at me regardless and went exclusive on his own accord to talk about it. I made it really clear at every point that I wouldn't meet him, even said it was against the rules. He said that "it's more fun to break the rules" which made me think he was some kind of sociopath to be honest. British guy, oldish, not very attractive. This was a complete anomaly though. I don't hustle people by thinking they'll get to meet me, if they bring it up I either shoot them down or ignore them. I don't know what this guy's deal was.
princess_casual
03-12-2016, 02:12 PM
I wonder if, and how often it's happened. I mean, given the volume of users it's at least happened a few times. But to say that girls use SM specifically for prostitution... is just ridiculous because like you said, escort sites exist. I have hustled people before when they try to meet, but I just give a vague "well let's talk about it in pvt, I wanna get to know you first!"
ETA: I've only done this maybe once or twice... on a very very slow day when I was about to give up on making any money at all. Normally if I get so much as a hint that they are trying to meet me or want to exchange contact, I either boot them, block them, or mention that this site is for cam shows, not dating.
gingerstcyr
03-12-2016, 03:41 PM
I had one the other day. Told me he was in Vegas in a huge suite. Asked in my room if I would meet him. I told him to take me exclusive. He did. I have no idea if he is in Las Vegas. He kept asking as he was stroking his cock. I thought it was part of the fantasy. Oh yea baby I will. What hotel are you in. He tells me. I did my show for him as he jacks off. I talked about where I would meet him and how I would play with his cock at the bar yadda yadda yadda. I would fuck him all night and a dozen other things I would never do in real life. How do you tell if he is actually trying to meet or just part of the show? Would I meet? Hell no. Maybe he wanted the fantasy of meeting a hot cam girl. All I know is he was good for a 15 minute exclusive. End of story. Next.
PrincessfromHell
03-12-2016, 09:44 PM
I look like snow white on cam with the lights and suddenly this comes:
- What is your race?
Really, dude, really...
BadBitch
03-12-2016, 10:55 PM
I recently had a guy take me exclusive for like half an hour just talking... he kept telling me how he talks to a lot of girls on SM and gets "close" with them and how "even the most put together girls have some dark, seedy reason why they do this." He also claimed that a lot of girls use SM as a "platform for prostitution." He sounded like a straight up sociopath and was clearly full of it. Has anyone else spoken to someone like this?
I hate when a guy tries to solicit me to meet. I tell him we're not permitted to meet and he says, "That's a lie. I've met 4 other models". I get so annoyed. I respond, "Well, 1) they're not permitted to meet; and 2) they obviously don't care about their well-being because I certainly would not meet a random guy from the interweb."
SweetJulia
03-12-2016, 11:08 PM
I look like snow white on cam with the lights and suddenly this comes:
- What is your race?
U
Really, dude, really...
I get people guessing my race and arguing with me about it all the time. Guess I've been wrong for almost 31 years.
Glamourmilf
03-13-2016, 12:34 AM
Im quitting a pso company that's too much of a pita.
I mentioned it to one of my regs, and he suggests taking his number, so I can call him after I quit.:phone:
Talk to him for free? Um, yeah, no.::)
He's part of the reason I'm leaving the company. He does chargebacks all the time, because he gets so drunk that he forgets that he's on the phone. Later when he sobers up he disputes the charges.
Sunnylexie
03-13-2016, 01:19 AM
This happened in the course of like 2 hours. TML: a really entitled motherfucker tries to trick me into thinking I owe him a flash.
Mofo: Show ass to see if it's good enough for pvt
Me: Tip 5 Gold to see if you have the money for pvt.
Mofo: I have enough money for an hour in pvt
Me: Have you? Bring it on, then!
Mofo: I tipped you 2 gold one time and got nothing.
Me: NO you haven't. Liar.
Mofo: Yes I have.
Me: We can see whether a member has spent on us or not. You are welcome.
*Mofo leaves, I go for a snack break. In like an hour, he shows up again*
Mofo: Hi, still got noone I see? *The room is busy, but he can't see others because it's classic chat*
Mofo: I just spent $200 on a pvt with that bitch who puked all over a dick
Me: Uh-huh.
*someone tips 5 gold for ass, I flash*
Mofo: don't put it on I've almost cum!
Me: If you want a better look, go pvt.
Mofo: But you haven't done what I asked
Me: haven't you just seen my ass?
Mofo: It wasn't for me
I want you to show you it to me personally as a sign of respect
Me: Not like I have any respect for entitled beggars.
*someone else tips 5 gold*
Mofo: 5 gold, show ass
Me: I'll show whatever the tipper tells me to.
*the dude asks for ass, I turn my butt to the cam and kick Mofo, then flash*
Mofo* back in the chat* I didn't see anything?
Me: Really? Could be due to you not having tipped anything.
******
Mofo: Ok, I will tip you 5 gold, show me ass
Me: After you.
******
******
Mofo: *tips 5 Gold* I want to see ass and tits
Me: *open my mouth to say he can get either get ass or tits but not both for 5, but someone takes me pvt. When I return, Mofo is still there*
Me: Hey Mofo are you there?
Mofo: I didn't see ass or tits
Me: Sorry, got taken pvt *show him ass*
Mofo: Yeah that's it
turn right abit
Me: Ok that's about it *sit down*
Mofo: I gave you 5 for tits and ass
Me: Not like you can have both for 5. Tits will be 5 more.
Mofo: you told me it'd be tits and ass.
Me: I didn't.
Mofo: You told me you'd show tits and ass before you left.
Me: No way.
Mofo: Show ass, then. I didn't see it.
Me: Sure you didn't, you were just randomly typing directions. Tip 5 more for another flash or go pvt.
*He goes pvt*
Mofo: Get naked and fuck that cunt
NOW
*I undress, really slowly*
Mofo: Yea that's the way slut
Me: if you want to talk to me that way, get yourself an Exclusive.
Mofo: Go on
I didn't tell you to stop
Me: *blank stare*
Mofo: Your time is up bitch.
Me: *flip him a double bird*
Mofo ends the show and leaves me a 2-star rate. He has the nerve to come back to my free chat to gloat and tell I "can have it changed to a 5 by puking on his dick". This gives me enough time to report and ban him.
CatieCurve
03-13-2016, 03:28 AM
Okay so I had another two. I had the one that asks if "are you alone" creeping about. I just said "do you mean in this room" but he kept typing caps no in the house and I ignored him and he went away. Then I had a real shit guy keep coming into the room asking me to show him stuff telling me how nice I was yada yada then came back later and asked if I could make him hard cos he just spent money on someone else. lmao.
CatBBW
03-13-2016, 05:56 AM
Just now, in free, on AW...
willun: hey sexy bbw
CatBBW: hi
willun: what is the meaning of bbw?
CatBBW: it stands for "big beautiful woman", or a 'larger' lady. It's just an abbreviation so guys can find the more curvy gal
willun: ahhh always wondered
willun: well you sure are beautiful
CatBBW: thanks!
willun: can you spread your ass?
CatBBW: I can indeed do that for you in private
willun: spread then we can go private maybe?
CatBBW: No nudity allowed in free chat
willun: I have otherwise heard different
CatBBW: well it's up to them if they want to risk getting suspended from the site
willun: yeah these girls from ukraine are great
CatBBW: and that's where you'll have to go beg for free ass then.
*KICKS*
lSexyS2
03-13-2016, 06:19 AM
To the "you are a bitch" answer "thats 1st class bitch, thank you very much" :P
Learned that from an elderly lady. Someone called a carer a bitch in a nursing home, the other elderly lady told the carer "next time tell her (its 1st class bitch for you, thank you very much" she was a sweet old lady
DonaDiabla
03-13-2016, 08:04 AM
A few gems from Niteflirt:
"Have you ever had an older man with a thick 8 inch cock before?"
"Listen to me, Bitch! My cock must be pleased at all costs."
This special one from AW: I just started yesterday.
" Can I paid you to vomit on my cock and eat it off?"
Everyone is blocked. Plus, who is eating vomit off someone's penis? Well, not this chick.
Holly_xoxo
03-13-2016, 09:44 AM
Weirdo : can I examine your body for syphilitic scars?
Me: excuse me?
Weirdo: syphilitic scars, I want to see them examine them
Me: O_o
Weirdo leaves room
I usually have quick comebacks but I'll admit, this one made me speechless...Lol...I just hadn't been asked for something like that before.
DancesWithSloths
03-13-2016, 11:01 AM
Mofo ends the show and leaves me a 2-star rate. He has the nerve to come back to my free chat to gloat and tell I "can have it changed to a 5 by puking on his dick". This gives me enough time to report and ban him.
Sweet lord, girl, you have nerves of steel. I'd have banned him so fast (and would have missed out on his $).
Sunnylexie
03-13-2016, 11:25 AM
Weirdo : can I examine your body for syphilitic scars?
Me: excuse me?
Weirdo: syphilitic scars, I want to see them examine them
Me: O_o
Yisss because we totally contract all sorts of nasty veneral deceases from all the textually expressed cocks we fuck in their owners' imagination.:yes:
meme88
03-13-2016, 12:45 PM
lmao just had a cmd guy a second ago who I guess didn't just have the balls to just say he's too cheap for my rates.... so instead he asked for something that he knew I didn't have:
guy: I just rolled a joint and I'm definitely ready for a show
me: nice :-) how long of a show and what kind are you interested in?
guy: twerk and maybe bj? I'm 8.5 inches and I'd love to see what you think
me: okay sounds good. I love watching. How long of a show?
guy: 10 mins?
me: okay a 10 min BJ show is $30 here goes my payment link
..... 10 minutes of silence
guy: do you have a lacy thong/bra combo you could wear?
me: I sure do :-)
guy: anything in yellow?
me: no but I do have it in pink
..... no reply
like really dude thats mad specific, I just so happen to fully stocked in every color, fabric and cut just like Vickies *sideeye cheap bastard
Genoveve
03-13-2016, 04:59 PM
Weirdo : can I examine your body for syphilitic scars?
Me: excuse me?
Weirdo: syphilitic scars, I want to see them examine them
Me: O_o
Weirdo leaves room
I usually have quick comebacks but I'll admit, this one made me speechless...Lol...I just hadn't been asked for something like that before.
I would have said "Why isn't looking at your own enough?" I'm very mature.
PrincessfromHell
03-13-2016, 08:32 PM
Former reg from my first days camming, asked me to connect with him on skype to "teach" me how to domme for free ofc. Did nothing but chatted with me and wanked when stopping his cam (many of us been there when started). I blocked him long time ago from everywhere. It took me some time admitting I got tricked into bs like that (felt stupid), But he kept sneaking to my freechat to say hello (aka whoring for attention). Has been with "satanic" lifestylers since 2003, money spent on this but Jesus is countless. and he tells me this now when I asked him to stay away from me :O
Satanic lifestyle, I just can't even. "Okay, alright, okay, you are right" (50 cent)
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EllieGold
03-13-2016, 09:04 PM
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sovereignv
03-13-2016, 09:42 PM
^Oh man, that reminds me of this person I had last night... kept claiming they were a lesbian girl and asking me questions about what kind of ass licking I prefer "for private" over and over again. I told them I didn't think they were a girl but a guy hung up on asking the same questions about my pornographic preferences over and over again like an ass licking obsessed robot. They got upset so I blocked them but they left me this message in my inbox as a memento:
"Subject: Questions for private
Would you rather watch Lesbian ass licking? or gay male ass licking?
would you rather watch Lesbian porn/sex? or gay male porn/sex? "
MistressX
03-13-2016, 09:47 PM
Yeah, I get this guy. He mailed me the exact same email (and I'm sure many others) last night because now he is just mailing girls trying to get off for free. He asks if I prefer lesbian ass licking porn or gay guy. He likes it when you say lesbian. But I didnt answer him, I only talk about it when he is in pvt. He did go private with me once, briefly. It's a guy, not a lesbian, of course.
Magical_Hoohah
03-13-2016, 11:03 PM
That ass licking dude was on KinkLive the entire time I was there, so he's been doing this for at least 2 years now. I blocked him repeatedly, but he just made new accounts and came back. I even tried answering the question more than once (not including any graphic detail, of course), and he still kept asking as though I had never responded!
KittyCurious
03-14-2016, 02:31 AM
^Oh man, that reminds me of this person I had last night... kept claiming they were a lesbian girl and asking me questions about what kind of ass licking I prefer "for private" over and over again. I told them I didn't think they were a girl but a guy hung up on asking the same questions about my pornographic preferences over and over again like an ass licking obsessed robot. They got upset so I blocked them but they left me this message in my inbox as a memento:
"Subject: Questions for private
Would you rather watch Lesbian ass licking? or gay male ass licking?
would you rather watch Lesbian porn/sex? or gay male porn/sex? "
Oh damn it, I had him on MFC this winter. He was all like private to go, and asked what should he watch, what was better for me - lesbian or gay porn. I thought like, OK I lose nothing, gave him a reply. LMAO he ended up talking BS on the 'wrong choice' of mine.
Ugh =/
CatBBW
03-14-2016, 04:32 AM
OK, I know he's French, but I absolutely have no idea what he's trying to tell me. I even asked him to type in French so I could translate (google) but he just left. *shrugs*
ALIENWORK: got a q?
Most of all user ask for what they can make
what about hat they cant
get it
I m french
cum
get it
kn===glar yea
Sunnylexie
03-14-2016, 09:29 AM
^Oh man, that reminds me of this person I had last night... kept claiming they were a lesbian girl and asking me questions about what kind of ass licking I prefer "for private" over and over again. I told them I didn't think they were a girl but a guy hung up on asking the same questions about my pornographic preferences over and over again like an ass licking obsessed robot. They got upset so I blocked them but they left me this message in my inbox as a memento:
"Subject: Questions for private
Would you rather watch Lesbian ass licking? or gay male ass licking?
would you rather watch Lesbian porn/sex? or gay male porn/sex? "
He came to me today and ended up spending $20 my share in Excl, but it took all my patience and persistence to get him there.
He's one of the auditory fetish types and wants you to say "lesbian ass licking is the best" and the variations over and over.