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avayoungxo
03-14-2016, 10:01 AM
When I don't give guys their free peeks they usually resort to "you have small tits". It's like well, yeah. I'm a small person, I would look weird with big tits. I used to throw in "they match your cock, right?" but now I'm hyper paranoid about them getting off on insults.

ETA: From now on when guys ask dumb shit in free chat I'm going to ask my own question and answer it.

Example: Customer: "bb wht size b ur tits?"
Me: "Do I have tits? Yes, I do have tits, thanks!"

Sunnylexie
03-14-2016, 10:21 AM
Had a really sneaky SPH freeloader. First of all he announced he was 3 inches when hard, then started raving on how his cock wasn't small but rather average size and how satisfied his wife was with it. After it got clear I wasn't gonna point at him and yell "C'm on dude, that dick is nothing like average, it's SMALL and there's no way you could ever satisfy anyone with that!", he asked me if I had a toy his size for a show, probably expecting me to say "Why, who needs something that small" or something along the lines. Unfortunately for him, my answer was "yes" (because I do happen to own a 3-in. dildo), and off he went.

Genoveve
03-14-2016, 06:43 PM
I always come on here when I didn't have time to deliver a comeback to a douche and need to get it out of my system. So this moron was camping out in my chatroom and he had the definite freeloader vibe, he eventually said he was just 'smoking a bowl and hanging out' so I cut to the chase to scare him off and said 'I hope you want to hang out in pvt or exclu,' and he was like "Not with your boring ass," and ran away. Like, yeah I like how I was SO boring that you were camped out in my chatroom--until the topic of spending money was raised. Which, I actually am extremely boring in free chat but it was obviously entertaining enough for his sorry self because he had to be chased away from it.

ETA he just entered the last pvt I did, I don't know if he thinks I have Alzheimer's or something that I would forget his username that fast. I blocked him right away, I don't know if he was going to try to be a peeper or if he was going to try and 1 star me or heckle me. I guess I'll never know.


When I don't give guys their free peeks they usually resort to "you have small tits"

Tbh they might not even mean that as an insult, guys just love to state the obvious for some reason. I have big boobs and I hear 8,000x a day: "Big tits." "You have big tits." "Your tits are huge." "Tits." "Boobs." "Large Breasts." Like that's it, just those blank statements over and over.

princess_casual
03-14-2016, 07:29 PM
These never get old:

"Can I see what you're wearing?"
"Can you show your body?"

Meanwhile I am lounging on my side in bra and panties, giving a perfect visual of my entire figure and undies.

Sally Says
03-14-2016, 07:38 PM
bb can i see your soul?

errrr

DelishIrish
03-14-2016, 08:21 PM
I hate when a guy tries to solicit me to meet. I tell him we're not permitted to meet and he says, "That's a lie. I've met 4 other models". I get so annoyed. I respond, "Well, 1) they're not permitted to meet; and 2) they obviously don't care about their well-being because I certainly would not meet a random guy from the interweb."

FOUR MY ASS.
Then go back to THEIR ROOM. Easy, no? Hate BROKE time-wasters!

Serena-Shields
03-14-2016, 09:42 PM
''Where from BB''

''Somewhere dark and hot. You'll be there one day soon.''

BadBitch
03-14-2016, 09:59 PM
A few gems from Niteflirt:

"Have you ever had an older man with a thick 8 inch cock before?"
"Listen to me, Bitch! My cock must be pleased at all costs."

This special one from AW: I just started yesterday.
" Can I paid you to vomit on my cock and eat it off?"

Everyone is blocked. Plus, who is eating vomit off someone's penis? Well, not this chick.

This whole fucking vomit or vomit on.the dick thing has got to go. I'm so fucking tired of these disgusting losers asking if I'll vomit. No. It's fucking disgusting you fucking waste of space. Also, I'm not getting fired for your loser fetish.

Sunnylexie
03-15-2016, 01:32 AM
This whole fucking vomit or vomit on.the dick thing has got to go. I'm so fucking tired of these disgusting losers asking if I'll vomit. No. It's fucking disgusting you fucking waste of space. Also, I'm not getting fired for your loser fetish.

The funniest part of it is that having your dick puked on would actually be no fun. The gastric acid up the urethra, mmmm.

CatBBW
03-15-2016, 06:18 AM
Stupid annoying shit I just saw in another lady's room (I was surfing the Brits on SM)

Camgirl: you're UK too, have you got a day off?
GUY: yeah, day off
GUY: what about yourself? you got a day off too?

Total props to the lady who actually managed to laugh without sounding like she was gritting her teeth ;D

Sunnylexie
03-15-2016, 09:07 AM
*I have a game mentioned in my room topic*
Idiot: you should add me on Steam
I could be your friend

GAH like I miss your mouth-breathing wanker asses in my off time. I don't even add my actual friends *real world: off*.

avayoungxo
03-15-2016, 10:24 AM
[QUOTE=Tbh they might not even mean that as an insult, guys just love to state the obvious for some reason. I have big boobs and I hear 8,000x a day: "Big tits." "You have big tits." "Your tits are huge." "Tits." "Boobs." "Large Breasts." Like that's it, just those blank statements over and over.[/QUOTE]

sometimes they do mean that as a compliment, but when its right after i say no to something, it's usually an insult. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love my small boobies! I can run and do stuff without getting hit in the face. I think guys just think we compare our tits with fellow girls like guys compare their dicks with fellow guys.

Here's a fun one today: (PRETTY sure it was a copy/paste reaction seeker)

neonGlowz: is your dad in the KKK? I know im going to get blocked but it was worth it. lol <- I say out loud "my father is dead, so want to get an ouija board and ask?" (for the record my father has actually passed, would never say something like that just to prove a point. Also, I am at peace with his passing)

then:oh, im suprised that you didn't block me

then I go off in a typing rampage:

Myself: im suprised you do this for fun
some people dont have family, think before you type, dummy.


neonGlowz: well if i knew that. I wouldn't have asked. im not a monster

myself:so why did you ask if i had family is a super racist cult that murders?
what?
so because im a preformer it means my family sucks?
youre not ok. you need to think before you act
think about your life rn

then I block. I know i probably fed into it too much, but WHY do guys think its okay to insult our families? Like go ahead insult me all you want, but leave me family alone plz? kthnx

sarabimaraj
03-15-2016, 10:43 AM
Today on Skype...

little smallcock: Let's have skype cam sex
Me: I charge $4/minute
little smallcock: I'm broke, what can I get for free?
Me: I can block you

Sunnylexie
03-15-2016, 11:29 AM
sometimes they do mean that as a compliment, but when its right after i say no to something, it's usually an insult. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love my small boobies! I can run and do stuff without getting hit in the face. I think guys just think we compare our tits with fellow girls like guys compare their dicks with fellow guys.


I'm size B. One time, when I was just starting camming, I had a man ask if I'd sleep with him if he "paid for my surgery". I was like "WHAT SURGERY I'm not sick" lol. And he asked: "Aren't you doing this to raise funds for breast implants?"- "No" - "Don't you want bigger boobs?" - "No" - "Would you still get breast augmentation if someone paid for it?"

44444

RaeRae
03-15-2016, 11:58 AM
This whole fucking vomit or vomit on.the dick thing has got to go. I'm so fucking tired of these disgusting losers asking if I'll vomit. No. It's fucking disgusting you fucking waste of space. Also, I'm not getting fired for your loser fetish.

At least they asked you rather than demanding it from you in exclusive like was done to me today. Messy bj from tons of spit during deepthroating, no problem for me if in an exclusive block cause of having to fix makeup afterwards, but fuck no to the vomit!

avayoungxo
03-15-2016, 12:12 PM
I'm size B. One time, when I was just starting camming, I had a man ask if I'd sleep with him if he "paid for my surgery". I was like "WHAT SURGERY I'm not sick" lol. And he asked: "Aren't you doing this to raise funds for breast implants?"- "No" - "Don't you want bigger boobs?" - "No" - "Would you still get breast augmentation if someone paid for it?"

^^
LOL I used to have guys all the time doing that. Then I just ended up telling them "you're the only one unhappy, I like being able to run around without my back hurting due to heavy tits"

freyasnecklace
03-15-2016, 01:03 PM
At least they asked you rather than demanding it from you in exclusive like was done to me today. Messy bj from tons of spit during deepthroating, no problem for me if in an exclusive block cause of having to fix makeup afterwards, but fuck no to the vomit!

I did it (indie) last night because the dude paid me $200. Sure, okay bro, I'll puke if you're paying that much.

RaeRae
03-15-2016, 01:52 PM
I did it (indie) last night because the dude paid me $200. Sure, okay bro, I'll puke if you're paying that much.

hey, if you have a payment processor that's cool with it and it's in your limits, go you. :) It's just a big fuck no for me, and sites like SM don't allow it anyway.

justanothercamgirl
03-15-2016, 10:06 PM
I'm size B. One time, when I was just starting camming, I had a man ask if I'd sleep with him if he "paid for my surgery". I was like "WHAT SURGERY I'm not sick" lol. And he asked: "Aren't you doing this to raise funds for breast implants?"- "No" - "Don't you want bigger boobs?" - "No" - "Would you still get breast augmentation if someone paid for it?"

The truly crazy thing is you can have super huge boobs and guys will STILL ask you if you are going to get surgery.

My boobs are so large that you could literally wear one of my bra cups as a hat and I still have guys if I am going to go larger. O.O

TheOutlier
03-16-2016, 08:41 AM
"Please tell me how your boobs look as little girl"
...

"favs for peek"
"show boobs I fav"

Both of those can fuck right off..

hyori
03-16-2016, 10:09 AM
Guys are now so fucking lazy they only use one word questions:

"pussy?"
"boobs?"
"ass?"

Some even abbreviate:

"psy"

I really think some of them take pride in being as stupidly moronic as possible.

FlirtyWork
03-16-2016, 10:16 AM
Our model's biggest compaints:

"bb"
"stand please?"
"what's your skype?"
"show me first, then private"
"guess you don't want the $200 I have for you."

Guilt trips are the worst.

Sunnylexie
03-16-2016, 10:43 AM
Smartpants: go doggy and finger ass in pvt ?
Me: In Excl) That's where I do anal
Smartpants: it's not anal, it's just finger...

NB: putting a finger up your anus will change its very essence and make it into something else.

SoloDesire
03-16-2016, 12:41 PM
In guest chat:

Makesnosense: wearing a thong bb?
Me: Not currently, no.
Makesnosense: Then you dont know how to read!!!!!!!! Sad!!!!!!!



http://i65.tinypic.com/2i94c4.gif

CatBBW
03-16-2016, 12:44 PM
In guest chat:

Makesnosense: wearing a thong bb?
Me: Not currently, no.
Makesnosense: Then you dont know how to read!!!!!!!! Sad!!!!!!!



http://i65.tinypic.com/2i94c4.gif

eh?

that gif sums it up perfectly!

jackiebee
03-16-2016, 04:23 PM
Yesterday

Dude: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Sure.
Dude: Can you change your bra? I really hate the one you have now.

That is...super not where I thought that was going. Spoiler alert: I did not change my bra so some tragic little fucker would like me more.

CocoaCaramelBBW
03-16-2016, 09:31 PM
44453


So am I a totally heartless bitch for saying "yes you should, im not a bleeding heart and that has nothing to do with me" ? He may have been trying to get a rise out of me but it didnt work becuase i dont care. if you dont care enough about your kids birthday,fuck all i can do about it.

DelishIrish
03-16-2016, 09:51 PM
^^^Might be part of his game. For all we know he doesn't even have a daughter heh. Get it $$$

Elegantvixen
03-16-2016, 11:41 PM
The truly crazy thing is you can have super huge boobs and guys will STILL ask you if you are going to get surgery.

My boobs are so large that you could literally wear one of my bra cups as a hat and I still have guys if I am going to go larger. O.O

Oh my god. THIS. I have fucking DDDs I don't want any bigger, they're already a pain in the but lol

Elegantvixen
03-16-2016, 11:44 PM
I have this one regular who always tries to pay hours in advance for my Skype shows. I hate it because I feel obligated then, and what if something comes up and I can't do shows? Also I like seeing my money climb as I'm working, it helps motivate me.
And no matter how many times I tell him to wait until 5 min before the show he tries to convince me to let him pay now instead of later. And half the time does it when I'm offline so I can't say no.
Like, why? What is the point? Ugh.

princess_casual
03-17-2016, 02:42 AM
Just a little PSA there's a member on SM named "99flights" who's going around trolling. He was talking trash in my room (I let him go on for a bit cause I was about to log off and it was funny- he kept calling me a stupid liberal and a feminazi haha).

I saw him in another girl's room during a gold show trolling her too..

Just thought I'd let you ladies know :)

DonaDiabla
03-17-2016, 03:00 AM
I know, girl. I do not understand that vomit on the dick thing either :)



This whole fucking vomit or vomit on.the dick thing has got to go. I'm so fucking tired of these disgusting losers asking if I'll vomit. No. It's fucking disgusting you fucking waste of space. Also, I'm not getting fired for your loser fetish.

Sunnylexie
03-17-2016, 03:13 AM
Just found this business offer in my SM inbox:

44454


Because using "Hey gorgeous", "baby" and "sweetie" in job and partnership offers is totally what big players in fashion industry do. Very professional.

hyori
03-17-2016, 06:30 AM
Just found this business offer in my SM inbox:

44454


Because using "Hey gorgeous", "baby" and "sweetie" in job and partnership offers is totally what big players in fashion industry do. Very professional.

Love his slick non-professionalism. Especially the way he spells his name and his incorrect use of "your".

Semyonovna
03-17-2016, 06:52 AM
I laughed hard at this tread xD Stupid shit I heard on cam:
-Can you find dog and fuck it bb
-Can you poo and write my name with your poo on your pussy
-Tease me bb show your pussy and we go pvt
-Guy calling me mum in PM
Whenever I'm on cam I hear a lot of stupid shit, this is just freshest shit I have

princess_casual
03-17-2016, 03:22 PM
Love his slick non-professionalism. Especially the way he spells his name and his incorrect use of "your".

Or calling women "females."

Elegantvixen
03-17-2016, 04:09 PM
Today I had to explain to a regular, for the 5th or 6th time, that I'm on here to get money. Not friends.

Him: Do you have a KIK or Facebook?
Me: I have a KiK (insert info on pricing for my camming kik) and my Facebook is private.
Him: But I thought we could?!
Me: Could what?
Him: Get to know each other.
Me: OK, you're nice, don’t get me wrong, and it's nice chatting. But this is work, and it’s separate from regular life. Skype chatting is what you get unless you want to pay me for more.

Like I honestly don't mind chatting with my regulars if I'm in between shows, but jesus some of them really get on my nerves. Like, I'm on Skype practically ALL THE TIME and you want MORE of my social media??! I try and keep my Skype open to talk to customers even if I'm not doing shows, and that doesn't bother me. But when you expect MORE of my time? I'm already giving you like 14 hours a day that you can contact me freely, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

AGHHHHHHHH

LoraDoll
03-17-2016, 11:18 PM
This thread ll go forever. All i see in free chat is shit too anyway (ok 95%), but i m still surprised when i read this thread, there is so much more... o.O

Elegantvixen
03-18-2016, 12:52 AM
I've been working with a guy to sell him some custom photos and panties, and today he requested the following...


"I was wondering about your pussy hair because i wanted to see if you had it somewhat hairy maybe you could...tape a small little piece to it [the photo]...I bet you have never had that request before..lol...I just love all those really sexy custom touches"

How is that sexy?! Jesus Christ. No.

CocoaCaramelBBW
03-18-2016, 03:40 PM
bum: hey you got small nipples?
me:6G you can see for youself
bum: wow your cam is fuzzy
bum logged off

so my feed is blurry when i want money,ok

then

Twit:hey bend over for daddy
me:6G for mommy
twit:wow im only 18 but i gotta big dick

i dont care how big your dick is,a full wallet makes me horny

lemonberry
03-18-2016, 03:51 PM
bum: hey you got small nipples?
me:6G you can see for youself
bum: wow your cam is fuzzy
bum logged off

so my feed is blurry when i want money,ok



I hate that. Like really, do you really think really think I will be like omg I'm sorry, here have some free titties on the house.

DonaDiabla
03-18-2016, 09:45 PM
Some chick off fiverr said:

"Pour cooking oil over your head and drink milk at the same time." Here is the kicker....she wanted to pay 10 dollars.

Stop being a cheapo and pay for a custom clip, idiot.

Blocked.

In Niteflirt email:

Do you want to hear me talk about my pimples on my dick? But I do not have any money.

I send him my 50 dollar contract :)

freyasnecklace
03-19-2016, 08:51 AM
Some chick off fiverr said:


In Niteflirt email:

Do you want to hear me talk about my pimples on my dick? But I do not have any money.

I send him my 50 dollar contract :)

Wh...what?!!? WHY?! Why do these people exist?


One of mine on Skype

[3/17/16, 2:37:36 PM] Guy: how do i know you are real btw
[3/17/16, 2:38:23 PM]Me: Uhhh
[3/17/16, 2:38:33 PM] Me: I'm...like...going to be responding to you
[3/17/16, 2:38:53 PM] Me: I'm not sure AI technology has gotten far enough for me to be fake
**I send a video message of me waving hi**

[3/17/16, 2:38:55 PM] Guy: but you are a girl right?
[3/17/16, 2:39:06 PM] Me: You will SEE MY VAGINA
[3/17/16, 2:39:08 PM] Me: on cam
Guy: haha I'm just scared that i call and a guy answer and i gave the money haha
[3/17/16, 2:48:41 PM] Guy: I'm ready but can i see you live to make sure you are you before i buy a long session
[3/17/16, 2:50:10 PM] Nicolette Love: NOPE
[3/17/16, 2:50:12 PM] Nicolette Love: Good lord
***I send guy a clip of me in my strap on yelling "I'm a real boy Geppetto!" *** and block him

CatieCurve
03-19-2016, 09:51 AM
Wow you look nice but I need to give you some advice because you are new here
Thank you and what's that
You charge too much
Well there's plenty of free porn around if thats what you want - I wouldn't consider it expensive if I was flashing my tits at someone in the street for 3 quid to be honest

Bugger off

Semyonovna
03-19-2016, 12:49 PM
hahaha
u bored baby? -a little we'll see how night goes
come with me I'll do it for u
come with me bb
I'll clap your back
-you'll do what?
I'll clap your ass
you are bad girl

princess_casual
03-19-2016, 01:44 PM
Guys are now so fucking lazy they only use one word questions:

"pussy?"
"boobs?"
"ass?"

Some even abbreviate:

"psy"

I really think some of them take pride in being as stupidly moronic as possible.

I haaaaaaate that.

A guy came into pvt and started doing that.. he didn't even add the question mark. I don't show full frontal pussy shots in pvt, as it says in my profile and room topic.

I just started fucking with him and showing pics of my cat on my phone as I stripped super slow. He sat there for like 7 minutes and then said "ur lame" and left me 1 star. No fucks given :)

Cutie101
03-19-2016, 05:40 PM
44484
HE started being annoying so I said "no"
44485
So..he entered to private :O:O8);D;D


Conclusion: If they ask if is costing money...always say no. If they are retarded, it costs :))))))))

SweetJulia
03-19-2016, 11:32 PM
Yesterday, I worked enough to cover three days of work-so I've got some doozies. Genius #1 was watching on his tablet in the tub, which he dropped in said tub. Sent an email asking for money for a new one. Mensa hopeful who was drunk at ten am-not that I haven't been there lol-dropped a lit cigar in his lap while trying to hold it with his mouth, not hands, in fucking cam to cam. Got an email of the unfortunate burns and a request for an hour of free shows every day, since it was clearly my fault. Number three is on the west coast. Says he's outsmarting the system, since it's seven am where he is and the show was hours later in my time, so he won't be charged cuz the bank his card is linked to is in Seattle, so the show hasn't happened yet. It scares me these people can vote and drive car's. I've got more, but typing on my phone sucks. On the upside, I did get a few tips-from TOTALLY New guys-when they found out it was my birthday :)

Sunnylexie
03-20-2016, 02:28 AM
Yesterday, I worked enough to cover three days of work-so I've got some doozies. Genius #1 was watching on his tablet in the tub, which he dropped in said tub. Sent an email asking for money for a new one. Mensa hopeful who was drunk at ten am-not that I haven't been there lol-dropped a lit cigar in his lap while trying to hold it with his mouth, not hands, in fucking cam to cam. Got an email of the unfortunate burns and a request for an hour of free shows every day, since it was clearly my fault. :)

Oh so I could get compensated for that cam I broke in anger because of an idiot reg - as well as for all the keyboards I squirted or spilled oil on? And all the pulled muscles and bruises from contorting myself into weird shapes my customers consider perfect for sexual pleasure, and failing to keep my balance... Damn, I could retire a year ago and live off the money for the rest of my life!

DelishIrish
03-21-2016, 09:35 AM
agirllooking4hottiegf has logged on

Maggie**: How are you doing?

agirllooking4hottiegf has logged off

...In other words, a guy XD