View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
scarlettbelle
03-21-2016, 10:46 AM
Received this message after a Gold show the other day:
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Well, it wasn't "considerate" charity by any means, but I will absolutely "consider it" payment for services rendered. And sorry dude, but I'm not too concerned about how you and your pocket change feel about my show. XD
Please note that the show included a blowjob, pussy fucking, ass fucking AND double penetration. Not sure what else he expected, but apparently that's just not good enough for his precious snack money!
Issabelle
03-21-2016, 11:22 AM
apparently that's just not good enough for his precious snack money!
There are actual drinks at Starbucks that cost more than what he pledged in. Come on man. Come on.
Magical_Hoohah
03-21-2016, 11:23 AM
Well, it wasn't "considerate" charity by any means, but I will absolutely "consider it" payment for services rendered.
YES! Not correcting their grammar and misheard common phrases is so difficult! Sometimes I just can't hold back if they say shit that's totally meaningles. For example "bush" tells me exactly nothing. I feel that I have to point out that I don't know if it's a question or statement without any punctuation, and I really don't know what they're getting at if they don't include a verb. It's probably an asshole move on my part, but I'm super nice the rest of the time, and literacy is just so sexy.
TheBrownFox
03-21-2016, 12:46 PM
This lilrob_WCK dude on ImLive who keeps coming into my text chat (Ugh...I was happy when ImLive got rid of that damn text chat...) saying "Hi what do u like to see on cam? What will u make me do?"
Today I told him "You won't do anything because you don't intend to pay. When you actually come to PAID chat, we can continue having this conversation...yet again. :) Have a nice day!" His response was "Ok."
Seriously, all that energy these guys put into wasting time trying to get off for free...that's time he could be out earning money cutting a neighbor's grass or something...
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-21-2016, 01:18 PM
HA! Guy says You wanna play a game called Daddy Says
Me: I dont think I would like that game very much
Him: Are you submissive?
Me: Yea no, I won't like that game move along please.
He takes me private anyway. I sit there doing absolutely nothing. Just a smirk on my face.
Him: Daddy says grab your lipstick
I reach over to get some lipstick. Hold it up to the camera.
Him: Now write Daddy's Slut on your forehead.
Me: You do realize that you're now paying me to disregard everything you say, dont'cha?
BadBitch
03-21-2016, 08:42 PM
At least they asked you rather than demanding it from you in exclusive like was done to me today. Messy bj from tons of spit during deepthroating, no problem for me if in an exclusive block cause of having to fix makeup afterwards, but fuck no to the vomit!
Like, where did this come from?? A guy jerking off to porn, he sees a girl vomit on a dick and now he thinks it's hot?? It's vomit. Vomit. Bile. Food and bodily fluids. On your dick.
What the fuck is hot about that???
No.
BadBitch
03-21-2016, 08:50 PM
bum: hey you got small nipples?
me:6G you can see for youself
bum: wow your cam is fuzzy
bum logged off
so my feed is blurry when i want money,ok
then
Twit:hey bend over for daddy
me:6G for mommy
twit:wow im only 18 but i gotta big dick
i dont care how big your dick is,a full wallet makes me horny
Something similar happened to me today. Guy was camped out for a bit. I asked, "Who wants a Gold Show?". He says he does then sits during the countdown. When I ask when he's going to contribute, he says that his computer froze. Hmmm. Ya managed to type to me that your computer froze. Eject. Have a nice day, freeloader.
SimoneGray
03-21-2016, 11:38 PM
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They really do think we are all sex crazed nympho's, don't they...sigh.
TheBrownFox
03-22-2016, 12:01 AM
Like, where did this come from?? A guy jerking off to porn, he sees a girl vomit on a dick and now he thinks it's hot?? It's vomit. Vomit. Bile. Food and bodily fluids. On your dick.
What the fuck is hot about that???
No.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if (sometimes) the ridiculous shit guys request is just so they can record it, and then show it to other assholes and be like "Look at the shit I had this bitch do on cam..."
And then other times it probably really is because they're sick fucks...
Sunnylexie
03-22-2016, 02:05 AM
In pvt on SM:
Me: Hello, can you hear me?
Cheapo: pussy and boobs hurry up
Me: *hit the "block" sign next to his nick and proceed to slowly strip*.
Cheapo: not gud
Me: *hit the "Yes" button*
Some need to learn that custom porn is either cheap or good.
CatieCurve
03-22-2016, 04:46 AM
Like, where did this come from?? A guy jerking off to porn, he sees a girl vomit on a dick and now he thinks it's hot?? It's vomit. Vomit. Bile. Food and bodily fluids. On your dick.
What the fuck is hot about that???
No.
I think it's about them wanting to think their dick is so big that to make you take it all would make you gag and then if it was pushed even further, vomit.
SimoneGray
03-22-2016, 06:04 AM
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This guy was serious. Posted an address and everything. SMH.
MyRealNameIsWeird
03-22-2016, 08:22 AM
YES! Not correcting their grammar and misheard common phrases is so difficult! Sometimes I just can't hold back if they say shit that's totally meaningles. For example "bush" tells me exactly nothing. I feel that I have to point out that I don't know if it's a question or statement without any punctuation, and I really don't know what they're getting at if they don't include a verb. It's probably an asshole move on my part, but I'm super nice the rest of the time, and literacy is just so sexy.
TRUTH. I met hubby online. First thing that drew me to him? He could WRITE. Gradually found a lot more I liked, but for fuck's sake, a man who writes whole words, whole sentences, punctuates his text messages! Ooh lala.
Semyonovna
03-22-2016, 09:09 AM
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-/- this guy must die
hyori
03-22-2016, 09:49 AM
^^ That's pregnancy role play, he needs to pay you a lot of money.
Semyonovna
03-22-2016, 09:56 AM
^^ That's pregnancy role play, he needs to pay you a lot of money.
he didn't want show he wanted to impregnate me xDDD I don't know how to deal with this kind of maniac
princess_casual
03-22-2016, 02:03 PM
This guy really got on my nerves today..
Me: Hi, how are you?
Him: Not good.
Me: Aw, what's wrong?
Him: My mom died recently.
Me: I'm sorry to hear that. Why did you come to a porn site to talk about that?
Him: I need a distraction.
Him: I come here to focus on girls like u so I don't think about that. I need to get off.
Me: Mmm I can definitely help you with that. Why don't we go pvt and get these clothes off and play. Would you like that?
Him: I would.
Him: But money is an issue.
Me:..............................
Him: I come here to see who I am going to spend money on.
Aaaand block. First you try to guilt trip me about your dead mom and then you say you don't wanna pay? Fuck outta here.
Tigrillo
03-22-2016, 08:45 PM
oh man, I got a gold one today:
loser in free chat: Hi . Dr. Teixeira. I'm your patient and you are my nurse Raspozete xully Xerete. My beautiful queen of foot odor smelly Cola. Her foot odor is poisonous and I smell it all day.
You with that foot odor and bum bastard must be a delight with these beautiful white feet smelling natcho and beer cheese. I love one gooey foot. You have a face deranged nervous pimp.
This collection of high-heeled shoes. His collection of foot odor glue
White slut
BadBitch
03-22-2016, 10:12 PM
Oh so I could get compensated for that cam I broke in anger because of an idiot reg - as well as for all the keyboards I squirted or spilled oil on? And all the pulled muscles and bruises from contorting myself into weird shapes my customers consider perfect for sexual pleasure, and failing to keep my balance... Damn, I could retire a year ago and live off the money for the rest of my life!
Can I get compensated for my weekly therapy visits? The massages from the stress? The acupuncture for my tense back???
meme88
03-23-2016, 09:51 AM
Lol I needed a good laugh before I jumped on cam, which is why I even entertained this freeloading CMD guy at all
guy: sends contact request
guy :sends video
Me: Hi, I don't open random files sent to me. Would you like to book a show?
guy: *attempts to call
me: * denies call
me: feel free to book a show :-)
guy: u send money paypal? (he's foreign)
me: no paypal, here goes my payment link
guy: send cam you
me: sure sweetie, once you pay we can start the show
guy: I will not want pay free show ok
me: omg I would love to do a free show for you! Everyone else has to pay, but you're special :-)
guy: okay send cam I want to see you now
me: lol you're an idiot
*blocked
Semyonovna
03-23-2016, 01:47 PM
I'm camming now and reading this thread, laughing hard on cam, crying out of laugh xDDD <3 <3 I love this forum
Elegantvixen
03-23-2016, 02:14 PM
People really shouldn't piss me off when I'm PMSing. It ruins my "Sweet Girl" attitude.
((This Guy Wanted to cam verify, which I do, but only 10 seconds)
HIM: just so i know you're a real cam girl... i've been fucked over too many times lol
HIM: so a quick video call, then i pay, then we play
ME: CMD does the verification process for you, But we can do a 10 sec video call
{{Insert 10 sec Call Here He tried very hard to keep my on the phone though, but I refused and hit end call}}
HIM: can i show you dick and abs real quick first??
ME: Sorry, payment first :P
HIM: :(
ME: I already gave you a free call. Payment first hon.
HIM: i just like showing beforehand so that you can get a picture of what you're working with and then my pants are already off by the time we play
HIM: that's all
HIM: you're hot and i think we'd have a lot of fun
ME: Then take your pants off hon. I know what a dick looks like lol. I think we’d have a lot of fun too, but payment first. :)
ME: Oh my god no. You know what? I’m tired of being nice. I know this game and I’m not playing it. I know what I’m working with, do you really think that your dick is that different and special than the hundreds of other dicks I see a day? No. It’s not. I know how to handle a dick, so if you pay you’ll find out. If not I’ll block you and move onto my next customer. There are your options. You have 5 minutes to pick
{{Five minutes later}}
ME: Well then. Looks like getting blocked it is. Here’s a tip from me to you. If you want free porn try pornhub. If you want a girl to look at your dick, try getting a girlfriend or at the very least NOT HUSSLING cam girls. We are not idiots and no matter how "cute" you might be, it’s fucking pitiful. Looks and dick picks do not pay the rent for us. So stop being a complete and utter asshole and fucking move on.
SaraLaughs
03-23-2016, 03:33 PM
People really shouldn't piss me off when I'm PMSing. It ruins my "Sweet Girl" attitude.
((This Guy Wanted to cam verify, which I do, but only 10 seconds)
HIM: just so i know you're a real cam girl... i've been fucked over too many times lol
HIM: so a quick video call, then i pay, then we play
ME: CMD does the verification process for you, But we can do a 10 sec video call
{{Insert 10 sec Call Here He tried very hard to keep my on the phone though, but I refused and hit end call}}
HIM: can i show you dick and abs real quick first??
ME: Sorry, payment first :P
HIM: :(
ME: I already gave you a free call. Payment first hon.
HIM: i just like showing beforehand so that you can get a picture of what you're working with and then my pants are already off by the time we play
HIM: that's all
HIM: you're hot and i think we'd have a lot of fun
ME: Then take your pants off hon. I know what a dick looks like lol. I think we’d have a lot of fun too, but payment first. :)
ME: Oh my god no. You know what? I’m tired of being nice. I know this game and I’m not playing it. I know what I’m working with, do you really think that your dick is that different and special than the hundreds of other dicks I see a day? No. It’s not. I know how to handle a dick, so if you pay you’ll find out. If not I’ll block you and move onto my next customer. There are your options. You have 5 minutes to pick
{{Five minutes later}}
ME: Well then. Looks like getting blocked it is. Here’s a tip from me to you. If you want free porn try pornhub. If you want a girl to look at your dick, try getting a girlfriend or at the very least NOT HUSSLING cam girls. We are not idiots and no matter how "cute" you might be, it’s fucking pitiful. Looks and dick picks do not pay the rent for us. So stop being a complete and utter asshole and fucking move on.
I've had many guys try the 'just one (non-nude) picture of you/just a 10 second call' thing and I'm slightly ashamed to say I went for it twice thinking hey, maybe this guy is genuine. Never, ever, ever works out. Guys KNOW that you're a verified model, I mean duh- these are guys that really, truly, get off on controlling you in whatever petty way they can. Never fall for it.
Elegantvixen
03-23-2016, 04:00 PM
I've had many guys try the 'just one (non-nude) picture of you/just a 10 second call' thing and I'm slightly ashamed to say I went for it twice thinking hey, maybe this guy is genuine. Never, ever, ever works out. Guys KNOW that you're a verified model, I mean duh- these are guys that really, truly, get off on controlling you in whatever petty way they can. Never fall for it.
Yeah, I'm getting that now. I've done it a few times and it hasn't worked out. I think I'll do the "$3 for a 30 second verification and if you buy a show I'll take the $3 off of the show for you" thing that I've seen some of the girls on here do. It seems like a better idea.
-_-
Elegantvixen
03-23-2016, 04:09 PM
Today is not my day...
"Could we celebrate mine by a show and I will celebrate yours by paying?"
I just had a regular ask me if he could celebrate my birthday by getting a free show today and paying for it on my birthday. The fuck.
>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(
justanothercamgirl
03-23-2016, 05:37 PM
Yeah, I'm getting that now. I've done it a few times and it hasn't worked out. I think I'll do the "$3 for a 30 second verification and if you buy a show I'll take the $3 off of the show for you" thing that I've seen some of the girls on here do. It seems like a better idea.
-_-
I once did a test where I started asking guys for $1 for cam verification that would be taken off their show. Wouldn't you know it even at rock-bottom low price freeloading guys would still try to justify a reason to get me to turn on my cam for free?
I swear they get off on the scamming of camgirls more then they get off on the shows. O.O
Jinxxi_
03-23-2016, 06:09 PM
Not something specific but just the general crap that guys talk about wanting to be your sugar daddy and then offering you an amount that is basically for the cheapest prostitute on the planet. These dudes seriously piss me off. It is so rude. I just want to strangle them
princess_casual
03-23-2016, 07:31 PM
Today is not my day...
"Could we celebrate mine by a show and I will celebrate yours by paying?"
I just had a regular ask me if he could celebrate my birthday by getting a free show today and paying for it on my birthday. The fuck.
>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(
Regulars who get too attached/entitled are far more frustrating than the beggars who never bought a show. Not only is it disrespectful, it's also awkward to explain to them that this is still a business relationship while not making it seem like you don't give a shit about them as people.
I had to block a regular recently who kept insisting I meet him for a drink to the point that it made me uncomfortable. I told him he crossed the line and he kept asking "Why??? Don't you like me too??" :banghead:
Tigrillo
03-23-2016, 07:36 PM
freechat guys are flying on pigs lately:
me: please come to the member area so you can PAY to PLAY ;-)
kindaslow: can i see your ass
me: of course
once you've tipped 5 gold
or taken me pvt :-)
please come to the member area so you can PAY to PLAY ;-)
genius: so then no?
me: well since you're clearly a broke cheap ass
it'll be a HELL NO.
unless you log in the members area and tip 5 gold or take me pvt. :)
PrincessfromHell
03-23-2016, 08:00 PM
The Sicko of the Day award goes to....
Guy wanted me to roleplay this:
He is a 40 y o virgin, I am a prostitute, who he tried to force to suck his balls and I did not like it (I guess I was supposed to have morals or smth).
So I throw him in acid, because we are at some chemical plant eventually...(question is: why not?)
Then I laugh and rub my puss cuz watching his bod dissolving is so hot
Nuh I can do better than this - *poker face* - kick.
At least he spent 20 mins in paid earning the award.
Issabelle
03-23-2016, 09:03 PM
Yeah, I'm getting that now. I've done it a few times and it hasn't worked out. I think I'll do the "$3 for a 30 second verification and if you buy a show I'll take the $3 off of the show for you" thing that I've seen some of the girls on here do. It seems like a better idea.
-_-
Ya know, I tried this for months and finally took it down not because I had no takers, but because every single taker was a price haggler who then asked some variant of 'and you'll spin around, show off, and everything right?' No jackass. I'm confirming that I'm the same chick in the photos, not starting the strip tease early. One guy had the balls to basically say, 'ok, I'll pay for the 30 second preview ($3) then the 5 minute show right after, so I'll send you $20 and get a total of 5 minutes and 30 seconds of time. He then had the gall to get pissed and scream 'then you shouldn't fucking offer to do the preview if that's not what you're actually giving' when I said that's not what the preview option was for. He was literally haggling to get a free thirty fucking seconds of show.
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. Paid preview option removed. Forever.
Sunnylexie
03-24-2016, 05:23 AM
I'm chatting with people in my room, laughing at what they're typing
Bitch with an offensive name: What's so funny
*I ignore him*
Bitch with an offensive name: I suppose with the line of work you do if you weren't laughing you'd be crying="
*I keep ignoring and doing my thing*
Bitch with an offensive name: That's a brave face... *leaves*
meme88
03-24-2016, 08:35 AM
These CMD guys are on a roll this week.... I just finished coffee so I didn't bitch mode him lol
Retard: *attempts call
Me: *rejects call
me: Hi, would you like to book a show?
Retard: Yes
me: okay, how long of a show, and what kind of a show are you interested in?
Retard: Not important wht u want
Retard: Im ok
me: just need to know what rate to give you
Retard: U ass and cum u masturbation
Retard: Wht u like
Retard: ?
me: okay, I can do that, here goes my rate list: *sends CMD link
me: anal would be a dollar more
me: per minute
Retard: Oh for cyber
Retard: ?
me: yeah, what else would it be for?
Retard: I money for reall
Retard: Not give any for cyber
me: Lmao, okay you should try an escort. I'm a cam girl
Retard: Bye
me: *Blocked
kortneykay
03-24-2016, 09:45 AM
Some idiot came in my room and wrote "Monkey" in my chat room as if that was supposed to hurt me or my money. I didn't even acknowledge it and as soon as I blocked this person (they didn't even get a chance to leave) my monkey ass got taken into exclusive for 16 min at $8.99 right after. I guess this Monkey knows how to sell her bananas ;)
Exclusive
$8.99/min
16m 44s
$52.65
Chellyinparadise
03-24-2016, 12:09 PM
Some idiot came in my room and wrote "Monkey" in my chat room as if that was supposed to hurt me or my money. I didn't even acknowledge it and as soon as I blocked this person (they didn't even get a chance to leave) my monkey ass got taken into exclusive for 16 min at $8.99 right after. I guess this Monkey knows how to sell her bananas ;)
Exclusive
$8.99/min
16m 44s
$52.65
The nerve of some guys who call themselves men, pisses me off how rude some are. Sorry you went through that but im glad you made some cash haha
Chellyinparadise
03-24-2016, 12:18 PM
Guy comes in and says tell me where you live and ill come fuck you and so i say yea right i dont even know who you are and how you look besides it is against the rules and i dont get turned on by your text to want to meet you and fuck you... he responds with you dont need to until i show up youll be hot for me im good looking
can you please tell me what has got into these mens minds to think wed actually fuck because he says hes good looking and to just trust to meet some random person haha .My response was..
CatieCurve
03-24-2016, 07:07 PM
"Do you meet"
"Hey Sexy, do you meet"
"Here's my number, call me do you meet"
"Do you meet"
tonight has been a bust
jackiebee
03-24-2016, 08:04 PM
clothesline has joined the chat
broom has joined the chat
Me: I have all the household items in my chat!
broom: wow empty
broom: too sad
*broom has left the chat*
Uhh, there were 6 people in my room at the time. Not exactly empty. This is not MFC brah.
LustyLark
03-24-2016, 08:25 PM
clothesline has joined the chat
broom has joined the chat
Me: I have all the household items in my chat!
broom: wow empty
broom: too sad
*broom has left the chat*
Uhh, there were 6 people in my room at the time. Not exactly empty. This is not MFC brah.
hahah that is awsome
Chellyinparadise
03-24-2016, 08:47 PM
clothesline has joined the chat
broom has joined the chat
Me: I have all the household items in my chat!
broom: wow empty
broom: too sad
*broom has left the chat*
Uhh, there were 6 people in my room at the time. Not exactly empty. This is not MFC brah.
Haha i just busted out laughing at this and people left thinking im crazy .. thanks for the laugh :)
gingerstcyr
03-25-2016, 01:09 AM
Bambi somebody: PLEASE PISS!
Sure sweetie...what should I call you? (as i reach down for my mouse buying me enough time to hit him with the ban hammer)
Glamourmilf
03-25-2016, 01:27 AM
Bambi somebody: PLEASE PISS!
Sure sweetie...what should I call you? (as i reach down for my mouse buying me enough time to hit him with the ban hammer)
Ugh! Those piss dudes.
I had one reg come into chat and tell me he was just stopping by to say hi. What?
I told him that even though he's not going to play, that he can surely tip, right? (I mean, he was yakking on and on).
Little scared bunny just poof! took off.
No! Don't do that guys.
gingerstcyr
03-25-2016, 02:29 AM
Okay one more. Must be a full moon. First this custie has taken me privates many times and made me dance to Taylor Swift songs. lol No big deal. Anybody else have this guy? First he emails me on SM wanting to know how much it would cost him for me to come to his hotel room to tie him up and degrade him. I told him $7.99 a minutes but make sure your hotel has a good internet connection. He emails back to ask why he would need a fast internet connection when we would be in the same room. I email him back to say you will need one because there is on way we would be in the same hotel room together. Sorry not an escort. I even mentioned...not that there is anything wrong with be an escort.....but it is Vegas...plenty of fish in the sea. Right? He email me back and wants to know if there is a way in exclusive on SM to show him off to a group of people. Huh? What group of people? I email him back and say unless you have some way to do this I sure don't. I thought that would end it...oh no. Here he comes again and these are HIS suggestions.
1. Call a group of your friends on a group call on your cell phone, whatever that is, and show them him jacking off and I blackmailed him into doing this.
2. Put your computer monitor in your window so people walking by can watch him jack off and again I blackmailed him into doing this.
3. Make him stand naked in front of his window jacking off and again....I blackmailed him into doing this.
WTF!!!
Seriously? I thought I had heard them all. I was so amazed that he kept coming back to me to ask even more outrageous shit. Tell me peeps. What would you do with this guy?
Thanks for listening. I feel better now.
CatieCurve
03-25-2016, 04:16 AM
Okay one more. Must be a full moon. First this custie has taken me privates many times and made me dance to Taylor Swift songs. lol No big deal. Anybody else have this guy? First he emails me on SM wanting to know how much it would cost him for me to come to his hotel room to tie him up and degrade him. I told him $7.99 a minutes but make sure your hotel has a good internet connection. He emails back to ask why he would need a fast internet connection when we would be in the same room. I email him back to say you will need one because there is on way we would be in the same hotel room together. Sorry not an escort. I even mentioned...not that there is anything wrong with be an escort.....but it is Vegas...plenty of fish in the sea. Right? He email me back and wants to know if there is a way in exclusive on SM to show him off to a group of people. Huh? What group of people? I email him back and say unless you have some way to do this I sure don't. I thought that would end it...oh no. Here he comes again and these are HIS suggestions.
1. Call a group of your friends on a group call on your cell phone, whatever that is, and show them him jacking off and I blackmailed him into doing this.
2. Put your computer monitor in your window so people walking by can watch him jack off and again I blackmailed him into doing this.
3. Make him stand naked in front of his window jacking off and again....I blackmailed him into doing this.
WTF!!!
Seriously? I thought I had heard them all. I was so amazed that he kept coming back to me to ask even more outrageous shit. Tell me peeps. What would you do with this guy?
Thanks for listening. I feel better now.
I would pretend. He just wants the humiliation of thinking he is being publicly humiliated. I would do him on cam and tell him that you were going to take pics of him on your phone (you can do that) and show them to people after. Tell him people can see in via the window and there are some watching him now that kind of thing. He just has a public humiliation kink from the sound of it.
BustyVixen
03-25-2016, 06:34 AM
Cheapskate: 2 gold for tits
Me: nope as you can see its 15 gold
Cheapskate: and ass? 1?
Me: nope ass is 8 gold dude
Cheapskate tips 1 gold
I thank him
Cheapskate: I can't see anything
Me: what were you thinking you'd see for 1 gold?
Cheapskate: Tits bb plzzzzzzzzzz
Good lord!
plumwine
03-25-2016, 09:34 AM
Virgin_Life: Ever been with a virgin
Me: we can talk about it in exclusive
Virgin_Life: Lol no
He left before I could block him, but came right back to leave me some lovely tags, which gave me the chance to block him. He must be super observant to of noticed all of these imaginary things in the 15 seconds he spent in my room. He gets a +1 for creativity.
eats ear wax
grosss belly
nasty boy
poor thing
ts cock
gingerstcyr
03-25-2016, 01:37 PM
The pretend part I got and can do and have done but he got me going on the how much at the hotel part. How do they go from stripping to Taylor Swift songs and being somewhat of a nice guy the past exclusives to meeting in a hotel to putting my monitor in the window?
princess_casual
03-25-2016, 03:01 PM
Virgin_Life: Ever been with a virgin
Me: we can talk about it in exclusive
Virgin_Life: Lol no
He left before I could block him, but came right back to leave me some lovely tags, which gave me the chance to block him. He must be super observant to of noticed all of these imaginary things in the 15 seconds he spent in my room. He gets a +1 for creativity.
eats ear wax
grosss belly
nasty boy
poor thing
ts cock
"eats earwax"
Hahah wow... is this guy even legally allowed to be on an adult site??
Chellyinparadise
03-25-2016, 10:03 PM
I have no words... hahaha
loveguy: let me ask you something a bit different, ok?
Tell me, did you ever had any half slip cut open at the back by a chainsaw before? yes? no?
would you like to try it once?
I see this haha
DelishIrish
03-25-2016, 10:13 PM
I had one reg come into chat and tell me he was just stopping by to say hi. What?
I told him that even though he's not going to play, that he can surely tip, right? (I mean, he was yakking on and on).
Little scared bunny just poof! took off.
No! Don't do that guys.
Yeah, I'm just gonna stop referring to half of my old regulars as regs anymore. Dunno what happened, but they became freeloaders *shrugs