View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
CatieCurve
03-26-2016, 02:31 AM
I have no words... hahaha
loveguy: let me ask you something a bit different, ok?
Tell me, did you ever had any half slip cut open at the back by a chainsaw before? yes? no?
would you like to try it once?
I see this haha
This made me laugh out loud. loved the pic too. Thanks for making me smile this morning
SimoneGray
03-26-2016, 05:26 AM
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So this came from a guy who literally went in and out of my room for 3 hours before he bought a 10 minute show...I had to kick him twice for lurking and would have continued had he not gone private. I take one day off and he sends me this...because yea, I mean, this will totally motivate me to seek him out for a show right? Idiot.
RamonaRamone
03-26-2016, 07:23 AM
(MyCatSpook has logged on)
Me: Hi MyCatSpook! How are you doing today, babe?
MyCatSpook: im good... but i am frustrated.... i can't find the type of girl i really like
MyCatSpook: i have a very dark and dirty fetish
MyCatSpook: many girls get offended
Me: Is this a rule breaking thing?
MyCatSpook: hmmmm
MyCatSpook: yes
MyCatSpook: rule breaking
Me: Yeah, I'm not looking to break any rules or get my account suspended.
MyCatSpook: pity
(MyCatSpook has logged off)
SuperPookie
03-26-2016, 07:47 AM
(MyCatSpook has logged on)
Me: Hi MyCatSpook! How are you doing today, babe?
MyCatSpook: im good... but i am frustrated.... i can't find the type of girl i really like
MyCatSpook: i have a very dark and dirty fetish
MyCatSpook: many girls get offended
Me: Is this a rule breaking thing?
MyCatSpook: hmmmm
MyCatSpook: yes
MyCatSpook: rule breaking
Me: Yeah, I'm not looking to break any rules or get my account suspended.
MyCatSpook: pity
(MyCatSpook has logged off)
I got the same guy. He wanted to talk about me fucking my daughter. I blocked the sick SOB.
Semyonovna
03-26-2016, 09:13 AM
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Elegantvixen
03-26-2016, 10:08 AM
Regulars who get too attached/entitled are far more frustrating than the beggars who never bought a show. Not only is it disrespectful, it's also awkward to explain to them that this is still a business relationship while not making it seem like you don't give a shit about them as people.
I had to block a regular recently who kept insisting I meet him for a drink to the point that it made me uncomfortable. I told him he crossed the line and he kept asking "Why??? Don't you like me too??" :banghead:
God, I ended up having to block this guy too. He kept asking for my personal Facebook, and asking why I wouldn't give him full access to me since we "wanted to get to know each other better" which I absolutely did not. It got to the point where he was getting way too personal and then blocked. :/
Chellyinparadise
03-26-2016, 11:30 AM
This made me laugh out loud. loved the pic too. Thanks for making me smile this morning
:) youre welcome i couldnt believe what i read when he asked me it i just responded to him fuck no you are out of your motherfucking mind and laughed i have been doing this a decade and when you think you heard it all here comes another one haha
Chellyinparadise
03-26-2016, 11:38 AM
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What a sick bastard
PrincessfromHell
03-26-2016, 07:35 PM
I dont know if he was serious if yes what a sicko. But I am seriously a vegan
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TheOutlier
03-26-2016, 07:51 PM
I dont know if he was serious if yes what a sicko. But I am seeriously a vegan
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Me too! The animal cruelty guys make me want to take a shower right then.
jackiebee
03-27-2016, 03:24 AM
Oh dear god, I had a doozie tonight. I was already in a show that was supposed to be roleplay, but the guy was impatient and essentially just wanted to act like he was fucking me. Sure, fine, let us proceed.
DREW: Do you have a dildo that looks like a man's penis?
Me: (flirty) No, but I have fingers! *waggles fingers, begins to do things to downstairs*
DREW: Mmmmmmm
DREW: Flip your penis looking dildo into you now
Me: I don't have a dildo, I have fingers *flirty finger waggle*
DREW: You don't have a dildo at all???
Me: No, I don't.
DREW: Where is the penis size dildo???
Me: I DON'T HAVE A DILDO.
*excl ends*
Then he comes into my chat...
DREW: I'm sorry Jackie, the reason I left was...
DREW: I couldn't see your dildo at all.
Me: Dude I do not have a dildo. I told you six times.
DREW: Oh I had connection issues, maybe I didn't hear you.
Me: I used to have a dildo but it was a gross jelly one and I threw it away. I'm buying a glass replacement soon.
DREW: Nooo it should look like a penis! I want to pretend I'm fucking you!!!
DREW: Jackie, you should buy a dildo that looks like a penis, it would be good for your business.
Me: Okay, well thank you for your business advice, but I will pass.
DREW: I want to pretend I'm fucking you.
Me: No one cares. *kick*
I have a headache now. Literally no one has asked specifically for that before!! But somehow IT WILL CHANGE MY BUSINESS.
EDIT: Oh shit I forgot!! Somewhere in there when I was denying him in free he goes "Well maybe I was looking for a camgirl to be my online girlfriend!" Oh yeah okay, what a terrible missed opportunity. I told him it didn't sound like a paid position to me.
Glamourmilf
03-27-2016, 10:55 AM
"Are You still living in a camper?":withstupi
Always at the beginning or end of my shift. So stupid.
SimoneGray
03-27-2016, 12:27 PM
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Fuckboy came to me in free chat and said he sent some pics. Didn't realise he also sent a diatribe. He got so butthurt when I said I wouldn't open his pics cos, you know, viruses and shit, also possible risk of dick pics. But still...why do these guys think that we'll engage with stuff like this for free? Lol
Chellyinparadise
03-27-2016, 01:03 PM
Guy came in saying that he didnt want screen to screen to find him on fb and lets fuck... told him no thanks and he then said im hot your loss... ah no dude not my loss i dont want some guy who cant even get a show and spend money in my life thank you very much! No cheap fucks need apply haha #needmoneyorgtfo
KittyCurious
03-27-2016, 03:38 PM
Guy comes in and says tell me where you live and ill come fuck you and so i say yea right i dont even know who you are and how you look besides it is against the rules and i dont get turned on by your text to want to meet you and fuck you... he responds with you dont need to until i show up youll be hot for me im good looking
can you please tell me what has got into these mens minds to think wed actually fuck because he says hes good looking and to just trust to meet some random person haha .My response was..
Actually, I sudenly have an idea. They are building projections of what they would think on us.
1 She is good looking
2 I would like to fuck her
Simple as that. So, these guys are expecting camgirls to have the same logic.
Even though, they are missing the part when they are to thow their faces to us.
Or maybe it would be enough for THEM to be told that a gal is good looking for getting instant boner and fly to their place happy to fuck...
MissAdriana
03-27-2016, 05:17 PM
gertjemeeusen: woud you like to drive your car over my 27 year old belly
uh....no?
Serena-Shields
03-27-2016, 11:39 PM
(I guess I said something that sounded like a Seinfeld quote)
''Love the Seinfeld reference, I'm getting close''
Great, tell me right when you're going to cum.
''Now now now''
-staring into his soul- I fucking HATE seinfeld.
I love my clients.
princess_casual
03-28-2016, 08:49 PM
This guy who I had already noted as a time waster and has come to my room a few times over the last month comes in:
Me: Hi how are you?
BigHeartOn: Well, I've been paying girls to jerk off to so I could be better....
It was pretty awkward but I tried to chit chat, and eventually made a sales pitch and that's when he told me he was "just saying hi"
blockity block block block.
Apparently he was in my roomies room and said the same exact thing.
gingerkhaleesi
03-28-2016, 09:03 PM
no specific convos here, just shit that happens in chat that pisses me the fuck off!
dudes on streamate who sit in guest chat and won't take you private, they just wanna talk about bullshit ("where are you from? hobbies? oh wow haha that's cool! lemme talk about myself for 45 minutes"). i actually appreciated talkers on MFC because it helped to have a room with chat popping off, but on SM i don't really give a shit and no amount of hinting or even commanding those dudes to take me pvt will make them do it. i'm still nice to them in case they remember me and come back with $$$, but lord does it take a lot of energy.
and the dudes who want you to talk them through jerking off while sitting in guest chat. especially when i'm trying to talk to a bunch of other people asking about pvts and shit that's actually worth my time. if i ignore the freeloading manbabies for two seconds to talk business with a fellow adult, they start badgering me to respond to them or get upset. i need to start blocking those dudes and not keeping them around in hopes that they'll take me to pvt, they're just trying to get off for free. i don't give a deep-fried fuck about your stupid dick unless i'm getting paid to pretend to look at it, asshole.
man, i used to think i was a really nice and laid-back person, but camming really brings out my inner "total misandrist who gets annoyed at almost everything the men in her chatroom say or do."
BadBitch
03-28-2016, 09:24 PM
I would pretend. He just wants the humiliation of thinking he is being publicly humiliated. I would do him on cam and tell him that you were going to take pics of him on your phone (you can do that) and show them to people after. Tell him people can see in via the window and there are some watching him now that kind of thing. He just has a public humiliation kink from the sound of it.
Yes, that's what I do. I take pics and tell him I'm showing my girlfriends at the bar that weekend. Then when he comes back, I tell him that we need to go excl so I can tell him what happened.
BadBitch
03-28-2016, 09:27 PM
I had a reg come in to say hi. He also wanted to tell me that he just came back from Barbados. I haven't had a vacation in about 10 fucking years. Fuck you. I made him take me exclusive. Fuck that.
I also ejected a regular who told me that he had a dream about me. Then he sat there silently for 5 minutes. Bye.
BadBitch
03-28-2016, 09:31 PM
I dont know if he was serious if yes what a sicko. But I am seriously a vegan
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I'm disturbed. I'm vegan as well. What a fucking asshole.
BadBitch
03-28-2016, 09:38 PM
no specific convos here, just shit that happens in chat that pisses me the fuck off!
dudes on streamate who sit in guest chat and won't take you private, they just wanna talk about bullshit ("where are you from? hobbies? oh wow haha that's cool! lemme talk about myself for 45 minutes"). i actually appreciated talkers on MFC because it helped to have a room with chat popping off, but on SM i don't really give a shit and no amount of hinting or even commanding those dudes to take me pvt will make them do it. i'm still nice to them in case they remember me and come back with $$$, but lord does it take a lot of energy.
and the dudes who want you to talk them through jerking off while sitting in guest chat. especially when i'm trying to talk to a bunch of other people asking about pvts and shit that's actually worth my time. if i ignore the freeloading manbabies for two seconds to talk business with a fellow adult, they start badgering me to respond to them or get upset. i need to start blocking those dudes and not keeping them around in hopes that they'll take me to pvt, they're just trying to get off for free. i don't give a deep-fried fuck about your stupid dick unless i'm getting paid to pretend to look at it, asshole.
man, i used to think i was a really nice and laid-back person, but camming really brings out my inner "total misandrist who gets annoyed at almost everything the men in her chatroom say or do."
I am right there with you. I used to chat but guys took advantage of that and I do way less talking. I'm here to jerkoff to. I don't care about what you did over the weekend or what your favorite movie is.
gingerkhaleesi
03-28-2016, 10:39 PM
I am right there with you. I used to chat but guys took advantage of that and I do way less talking. I'm here to jerkoff to. I don't care about what you did over the weekend or what your favorite movie is.
lmao seriously... the one time in my life that i want men to stop seeing me as a person and completely objectify me, and they can't even do that right!
princess_casual
03-28-2016, 11:06 PM
no specific convos here, just shit that happens in chat that pisses me the fuck off!
dudes on streamate who sit in guest chat and won't take you private, they just wanna talk about bullshit ("where are you from? hobbies? oh wow haha that's cool! lemme talk about myself for 45 minutes"). i actually appreciated talkers on MFC because it helped to have a room with chat popping off, but on SM i don't really give a shit and no amount of hinting or even commanding those dudes to take me pvt will make them do it. i'm still nice to them in case they remember me and come back with $$$, but lord does it take a lot of energy.
Yes, I agree with you and BadBitch 1000000% whether they're jerking off or desperately trying to have small talk, they're still freeloading. I have regulars who just come to talk- but they take me exclusive.
If you want a service from me, be it a companion to chat with or a sex show... you have to pay for it. Now when guys say they "just wanna talk" or ignore my hustle related questions to ask me about myself, I just say "I would LOVE to talk to you more one-on-one in an exclusive chat." Then I ignore them completely.
Chellyinparadise
03-29-2016, 12:40 AM
Vip comes in and stays for a bit doesnt say hi or respond when im talking to him then says thanks i came ill see you soon.. Yea come back motherfucker youre getting the damn ban hammer on that dick next time.. nerve of some guys.. Cant tip or go pvt then stay off the damn site until you can.. and not say hi back to me when you come in gtfo... tonight was one of the worst in my cam career i had to log off, was that awful..
DeepThoughts
03-29-2016, 02:02 AM
Just logging in and I got this email.
Hey babe!hope your on tomorrow want to FUCKEN destroy you with that sexy white outfit on,want to fist fuck you so bad till you cum & not stop!want to fuck you & fist your sister,see both of you fucking each other in the shower then ill blow on both of you!cant wait to see you soon MWA!
This guy is a good client and up until now he mostly would have me dress up for him but this just leaves me sick. Probably gonna have to block him now. Hate it when a spender goes and becomes a block.
CatBBW
03-29-2016, 02:23 AM
gertjemeeusen: woud you like to drive your car over my 27 year old belly
uh....no?
Crush fetish.
SimoneGray
03-29-2016, 04:37 AM
Idiot: tell me how you and a guy friend would fuck my gf :-D
I feel sorry for the girls that date guys like these.
DonaDiabla
03-29-2016, 05:19 AM
These were left in my tumblr inbox:
"Gag on my Aryan cock. This white cock is meant to be worship by a inferior whore like yourself. I have the money and you have the mouth. Bitch, do not you ever deny me again. I will be on Second Life and you better be there. "
" Listen, my white cock is not going to suck itself in SL"
" I am going to rape your mouth in Second Life."
I do not know who this guy is and he was blocked.::)
LoraDoll
03-29-2016, 11:03 AM
So this idiot disturbed me with the "why u re soo saaaad bb" in free chat ofc.
Ignore, i ve logged off he kept coming back, demanding me to answer him, and than: i ve logged off again, he came back and
tribalsun: ...
tribalsun: you want me to lose my patience
tribalsun: is that what you want?
tribalsun: i asked you a fuckin question
tribalsun: you re such a fuckin slut
I guess, we not going to talk, ever. :D
gingerstcyr
03-30-2016, 12:24 AM
Same time Same channel Same sorry story. Takes me into group private. Then says be right back. He walks away from cam. Another guy comes in so I start taking off clothes. He comes back. Second guy leaves. He lights a cigarette and says.....
HealthEducator: ASSHOLE!!
me: Sorry it says No Anal like 20 times in my profile.
HealthEducator: AAAAAASSHOLE!!
I start using dildo
HealthEducator: AAAAASSHOLE!!
me: Read my profile.....leaves chat.
WTF?
caramelcraze
03-30-2016, 12:27 AM
"Truffle butter bb!!!!"
...I don't even do anal smh
Chellyinparadise
03-30-2016, 12:34 AM
Full of hate and asshole central tonight one of the lovely men i had in my chat tonight..
Him/troll: You doing this for extra meth money honey? I just busted out laughing..
This i couldnt understand because he was pissed off i was talking to someone else.. haha this made me laugh because its total nonsense
him: make me bored out of my mind are you trying to actually make money on this site by showing your tits and shoving shut up your ass whatever or are you trying to be monotone and be negative bugler actually hear that hey you and you're giving
I was called every name they could think of made close to high goal tonight so fuck them..
Sunnylexie
03-30-2016, 04:00 AM
I'm fucking sick of wasting my time and energy to interrogate the guys who either don't know what they want or don't want to tell what it is. Shit dude, I could understand you fearing to confess your kink to your SO because their reaction sort of matters. But I'm a complete damn anonymous stranger and you're entitled to not giving a flying fuck about my opinion. You get sexually frustrated because of being unable to get what you want IRL with your partner, and then you come to me, whose motherfucking JOB is to NOT freak out at your kink, to PAY me to perform it for you - and you're still scared of telling what it is?! If I'm doing something, I want to perform at my best, and you're trying to make it as hard as possible. Just dust off and come when you're ready so I can do a show for you without feeling insecure and second-guessing my every move.
freyasnecklace
03-30-2016, 07:36 AM
Idiot: tell me how you and a guy friend would fuck my gf :-D
I feel sorry for the girls that date guys like these.
Hahaha. I do these type of shows all the time on Skype. I do not mind, but sometimes they send pics of their girl before we start. That is not cool.
NikkiCAMGirl
03-30-2016, 11:37 AM
me: hey baby, how are you today?
Randy: not good
me: why baby?
Randy: my mother died last week
me: well, I dont care...
me kicks Randy off the chat
why do you want to talk about these things in the porn site?
Glamourmilf
03-30-2016, 11:48 AM
"Are You still living in a camper?"::)
This dude has been on 2 different sites I cam on.
He runs away before I can ban him, but I wanted to answer,
"Yes, and I still have 'dial up' too. Lol! :P
What a troll.
princess_casual
03-30-2016, 12:39 PM
I'm fucking sick of wasting my time and energy to interrogate the guys who either don't know what they want or don't want to tell what it is. Shit dude, I could understand you fearing to confess your kink to your SO because their reaction sort of matters. But I'm a complete damn anonymous stranger and you're entitled to not giving a flying fuck about my opinion. You get sexually frustrated because of being unable to get what you want IRL with your partner, and then you come to me, whose motherfucking JOB is to NOT freak out at your kink, to PAY me to perform it for you - and you're still scared of telling what it is?! If I'm doing something, I want to perform at my best, and you're trying to make it as hard as possible. Just dust off and come when you're ready so I can do a show for you without feeling insecure and second-guessing my every move.
This.
When they get pissed off 'cause I don't do what they want after they refuse to tell me... I'm not a mind reader! If you ask me "what do you think of my cock, honestly?" Idk if you want sph, cock worship, or honest rating! So frustrating!
And lately I've had so many sph/sub/sissification guys stalling and wasting time in guest chat for DAYS only to message me and tell me they're "nervous."
I try to be patient and understand they're nervous to share this secret fetish, but at the same time, a time waster is a time waster regardless of the reason.
AlyssaJane
03-30-2016, 12:42 PM
"Are You still living in a camper?"::)
This dude has been on 2 different sites I cam on.
He runs away before I can ban him, but I wanted to answer,
"Yes, and I still have 'dial up' too. Lol! :P
What a troll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhgfjrKi0o
scarlettbelle
03-30-2016, 01:21 PM
I had a new customer repeatedly message me on SM with personal questions about where I live, what I'm doing, etc. He tipped extra for some videos in a Gold show and thought that gave him permission to become my new BFF. I ignored most of the messages because ain't nobody got time for that.
Apparently this caused quite a bit of butthurt because I received a series of pissy messages from him today ("I guess my messages bored you" "You only care about my money") and my personal favorite:
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How will I survive without his lunch money?? This is it guys, I'm ruined. Filing for bankruptcy as we speak. :D
Chellyinparadise
03-30-2016, 01:25 PM
"Are You still living in a camper?"::)
This dude has been on 2 different sites I cam on.
He runs away before I can ban him, but I wanted to answer,
"Yes, and I still have 'dial up' too. Lol! :P
What a troll.
Haha yea well would be awesome to and have that freedom to go where ever the hell you want to cam on the road sounds fun to me. :)
Chellyinparadise
03-30-2016, 01:27 PM
I had a new customer repeatedly message me on SM with personal questions about where I live, what I'm doing, etc. He tipped extra for some videos in a Gold show and thought that gave him permission to become my new BFF. I ignored most of the messages because ain't nobody got time for that.
Apparently this caused quite a bit of butthurt because I received a series of pissy messages from him today ("I guess my messages bored you" "You only care about my money") and my personal favorite:
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44602
How will I survive without his lunch money?? This is it guys, I'm ruined. Filing for bankruptcy as we speak. :D
Hes one of those self entitled assholes that think they deserve special attention for the small contribution. haha
Chellyinparadise
03-30-2016, 01:30 PM
last night some guy whos a vip comes in and says he is in love with me and would take care of me yet he only throws me 5 gold here and there for tits, i told him how can you take care of me when you cant take care of me here, jog on with that nonsense haha..
Chellyinparadise
03-30-2016, 01:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhgfjrKi0o
Love that skit!
Sunnylexie
03-30-2016, 02:38 PM
Has anyone gotten that copypasta fake sub guy telling he's looking for a creative domme and asking what you'd have him do with his a cam, a buttplug , a cup of coffee and I don't remember what else? YOu have my word, next time he shows up I'm gonna tell him to dunk his cam in the cup of coffee and then pour whatever is left in there inside his computer.
Glamourmilf
03-30-2016, 07:21 PM
Haha yea well would be awesome to and have that freedom to go where ever the hell you want to cam on the road sounds fun to me. :)
Ikr? I'm such a gypsy at heart, that it doesn't seem like a bad way to live.
Of course if I WAS living in a camper, and someone said that in my chat, I'm pretty sure I would have freaked out, in a "The call's coming from inside the house" kind of way.:shoot::shhh:
bellestocking
03-30-2016, 08:13 PM
"I was just looking over exclusive prices, and all the women's prices are higher here than on my favorite site ;)."
Well then fuck back off to whence you came, and stop trying to plug other sites in my room.
"I hate all of that fake pornstar shit." What I said to a paying regular made your fickle dick soft? Too bad, so sad.
DelishIrish
03-30-2016, 09:11 PM
last night some guy whos a vip comes in and says he is in love with me and would take care of me yet he only throws me 5 gold here and there for tits, i told him how can you take care of me when you cant take care of me here, jog on with that nonsense haha..
Yaasssss hahaha
DelishIrish
03-30-2016, 09:40 PM
Let it be known - I DO NOT COME ONLINE TO PLAY 20 QUESTIONS, especially if you're not going to tip me for my time.
Me: No sound ?
slimjim: I have sound but can't hear you
is your mic muted?
Me: Hmm, that's not right
Nope
Weird
I am good though, how are you?
slimjim: im doing well ty
where from?
Me: What brings you online tonight?
mid west USA
slimjim: ok, Maryland here
*thumbs up*
have you ever had a bbc?
Me: mmhmm
slimjim: how big?
*ignores*
Me: What brings you on here? I have toys for paid chat = ]
ryguy927 has logged off
slimjim: whats the biggest black cock you have had?
*kicks*
And ignoring my questions will NOT help you.