View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
KittieVenom
03-30-2016, 10:00 PM
Has anyone gotten that copypasta fake sub guy telling he's looking for a creative domme and asking what you'd have him do with his a cam, a buttplug , a cup of coffee and I don't remember what else? YOu have my word, next time he shows up I'm gonna tell him to dunk his cam in the cup of coffee and then pour whatever is left in there inside his computer.
Yes! I had that dipshit yesterday! I said "I'd drink the coffee and watch you lubricate the buttplug with your tears" He left.
heyho
03-30-2016, 10:38 PM
"Need to see what I'm getting before I pay lol"
ME: Why? I'm in my bra and undies, you're already seeing all of me except for some lil strips of fabric.
"Well I unno you could hiding some weird shit behind those fabric lol"
"Could be a dealbreaker sort of sitch"
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--h39nvM2I--/oaca4ykhw9rnpjh5lhq5.gif
Totally understandable.
DonaDiabla
03-31-2016, 02:23 AM
These guys on skype:
"Hurry up and rub."- We just started :)
"You choke on my fist and tears run down your pretty face." I do only femdom stuff on cam :) I do not advertise for submissive services.
"Shove dildo into your mouth before I pay." LOL!
"Hurry, my children are coming home any minute."- Nope:O.
"Hunga, Kesha, Hunga."-Translated from Papiamento means Let's fuck, horny, Let's fuck. ::)
Everyone is blocked for just being stupid tonight.
Sunnylexie
03-31-2016, 05:49 AM
"Need to see what I'm getting before I pay lol"
ME: Why? I'm in my bra and undies, you're already seeing all of me except for some lil strips of fabric.
"Well I unno you could hiding some weird shit behind those fabric lol"
"Could be a dealbreaker sort of sitch"
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--h39nvM2I--/oaca4ykhw9rnpjh5lhq5.gif
Totally understandable.
This is probably gonna kill your faith in humanity, but some are ACTUALLY THAT DUMB. Yesterday, I was fooling around with angry bird plushies under my top, with the beaks and even the eyes shining through, and still had some idiots take them for real boobs and get butthurt when they went pvt and I took them out.
avayoungxo
03-31-2016, 09:58 AM
whoops, double post.
avayoungxo
03-31-2016, 10:00 AM
One thing I find annoying is when guys come in and go
"I have a dig bick" .... "bet you red that wrong".
It's like.. yeah, dummy. Of COURSE I read that wrong, guys come in and tell me they have a "big dick" HOURLY. Sure, I get it, they're trying to be cute because "haha she has a dirty mind". This joke is funny when sex isn't PART OF THE JOBBBBBB. Ugh, okay all better.
ETA: Sunnylexie, I have to buy some angrybird plushies now.}:D
LoraDoll
03-31-2016, 11:52 AM
candy0342: FUCKING BITCH
candy0342: DIE SLOW
candy0342: SLUT
candy0342: GO TO HELL
candy0342: I WILL KILL YOU
this guy is on livejasmin. i ve seen him in many rooms.
Using the same nickname months ago, doing this kinda stuff in free chat.
I ve asked customer support anyway, how s that possible.
They doing nothing , they just feel with us, they feel how hard this is for us. i m sure they dont actually give a fuck.
Well, thank you.
princess_casual
03-31-2016, 01:03 PM
Has anyone gotten that copypasta fake sub guy telling he's looking for a creative domme and asking what you'd have him do with his a cam, a buttplug , a cup of coffee and I don't remember what else? YOu have my word, next time he shows up I'm gonna tell him to dunk his cam in the cup of coffee and then pour whatever is left in there inside his computer.
YES! I think his name is BitchSlave. He's come into my room and also messaged me. I told him I don't give instructions for free.
DancesWithSloths
03-31-2016, 03:37 PM
Has anyone gotten that copypasta fake sub guy telling he's looking for a creative domme and asking what you'd have him do with his a cam, a buttplug , a cup of coffee and I don't remember what else? YOu have my word, next time he shows up I'm gonna tell him to dunk his cam in the cup of coffee and then pour whatever is left in there inside his computer.
You are an actual goddess of snark. I'm in awe.
...In the meantime, I'm bracing for the delights of April Fools tomorrow.
Chellyinparadise
03-31-2016, 03:41 PM
This is probably gonna kill your faith in humanity, but some are ACTUALLY THAT DUMB. Yesterday, I was fooling around with angry bird plushies under my top, with the beaks and even the eyes shining through, and still had some idiots take them for real boobs and get butthurt when they went pvt and I took them out.
HAHA i needed a laugh thank you. Some guys are dumb as hell.
Chellyinparadise
03-31-2016, 03:43 PM
candy0342: FUCKING BITCH
candy0342: DIE SLOW
candy0342: SLUT
candy0342: GO TO HELL
candy0342: I WILL KILL YOU
this guy is on livejasmin. i ve seen him in many rooms.
Using the same nickname months ago, doing this kinda stuff in free chat.
I ve asked customer support anyway, how s that possible.
They doing nothing , they just feel with us, they feel how hard this is for us. i m sure they dont actually give a fuck.
Well, thank you.
Sorry you had such an asshole like that, they clearly dont understand what we have to put up with maybe if they did our job for a day they can talk.. until then hell no..
Sunnylexie
04-01-2016, 04:52 AM
Lol IT HAS HAPPENED. I just got a 1-star rate for asking a person who popped right in pvt and asked that I "satisfy him", what exactly he wanted to see. Obviously, I'm a shitty cammodel for not knowing what it takes to satisfy a man lol.
freyasnecklace
04-01-2016, 08:44 AM
Him: Eh,
Him: My girl left, found out about our show...hence that cryptic message I sent you
You wouldn't happen to have an anal video you could send a guy down on his luck until we play for real. Or give me 5 minutes cause you're so nice and I nearly died for the country lol
Me: oh, I am so not THAT nice
Him: What if I paid you $50 for the next time...
Him: For 10 min
Me: hahahahaha. NOOOOOOOPE
SimoneGray
04-01-2016, 09:25 AM
"rape youself bb"
....that's all.
freyasnecklace
04-01-2016, 09:29 AM
Lol IT HAS HAPPENED. I just got a 1-star rate for asking a person who popped right in pvt and asked that I "satisfy him", what exactly he wanted to see. Obviously, I'm a shitty cammodel for not knowing what it takes to satisfy a man lol.
These guys have no clue the wide range of fetish we deal with. Like, you want me to shit in your mouth or fuck myself with a dildo? It is a big world out there.
plumwine
04-01-2016, 09:37 AM
hung_bi: hi
lol u need a desk
Wtf do you call this huge wooden thing holding my 27" iMac? I'm even sitting normal, in my computer chair, and my keyboard drawer is clearly visible on cam?!
Staples
04-01-2016, 09:51 AM
Asshat: you live anywhere a Staples in tampa,Fl?
Asshat: so i can push your Kinky button for real...with my tongue
Me: I'm sorry this isn't a hook up site it's pay to play. It's actually against the rules to meet customers in real life.
Asshat: ok, well i didn't really want aa weight watchers reject anyway...take care
Then I tried to block him but he left too fast. Asshole.
Sunnylexie
04-01-2016, 10:01 AM
These guys have no clue the wide range of fetish we deal with. Like, you want me to shit in your mouth or fuck myself with a dildo? It is a big world out there.
Even if we aren't talking kinks and fetishes - there are over 9000(C) ways to get naked and fuck a dildo, and I have 29 dildos.
SweetJulia
04-01-2016, 10:01 AM
Jesus. I had a good night but this moron cancelled a prescheduled show cuz he was self conscious about his weight. A five minute show and do you think I give a shit what you look like? Big surprise-adult workers are paid to tell you what you want to hear more than providing services. Oh and another dymbass said he's done offering to see me for less than half my rate, who I've never fucking seen BTW. I so hate people right now.
princess_casual
04-01-2016, 06:34 PM
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He didn't even get to see my nipples. I just laughed, put my finger over the ban button, and said "I'm done. You're not getting a show from me, so you can leave whenever you want." Then clicked when he left.
Genoveve
04-01-2016, 06:43 PM
Asshat: you live anywhere a Staples in tampa,Fl?
Asshat: so i can push your Kinky button for real...with my tongue
Me: I'm sorry this isn't a hook up site it's pay to play. It's actually against the rules to meet customers in real life.
Asshat: ok, well i didn't really want aa weight watchers reject anyway...take care
Really then if you are soooooooo unattractive to him why was he expressing major sexual interest in you? Like do they really think that these types of insults work? It's so obviously nothing but sour grapes.
Cutie101
04-01-2016, 08:23 PM
Me, Inviting him to private...
-Are you sure u want me to private?
-...sure, I just invited you
- How much you want me? Show me.
... no answer from me...
- Oh ok you don't want me. I will leave.
And he leaves.
*He is not the only dude who does this type of shit. It pisses me off to the edge!! Fuck off loser, I ain't gonna beg you to go to private, fuck off!
Chellyinparadise
04-01-2016, 08:26 PM
hey bb can you bend over and show me that asshole.
me: why dont you take me in and ill be happy to do that for you. smiling..
him: i want to see it to make sure i like it
me: why dont you bend over and show me your asshole and ill fuck you in the ass to see if i like it just like youre trying to fuck me
Another one..
Hi bb hru ill be back
me: like i give a fuck havent got a show with me since 2011 take me or gtfo dont care lol
Haha im being bad tonight..
MyRealNameIsWeird
04-01-2016, 10:04 PM
Fucking fake subs. This guy wasted my time, then I checked exactly how much he had spent. Aaaaand it's a BAAAAAAAAAN.
44627
Plus the usual suspects.
44628
SweetJulia
04-01-2016, 10:11 PM
Wow, had two guys tell me I just want money. Breaking news: sex workers do sex work for money. Free company, cock pics, and compliments do not pay bills.
Staples
04-02-2016, 08:08 AM
asshat: "Let's see how many ice cubes we can fit in your butt"
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-03-2016, 07:29 AM
Fucking fake subs. This guy wasted my time, then I checked exactly how much he had spent. Aaaaand it's a BAAAAAAAAAN.
44627
Plus the usual suspects.
44628
Im a camgirl not viagra dead girl just dead
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-03-2016, 07:40 AM
Dirtbag: Im having a rough day. My Father-in-law died. Wanna help me out
Me: Sure send your Wife my way I'll talk to her.
Dirtbag: Yea its gonna be rough so much to get done. i need to relax can I see your tits?
Me: That sucks I remember the week my Father and Two Uncles died.Three deaths in one family. Crazy huh?
Dirtbag:
Me: You still there? Hello...is this thing on?
I will see your sob story sir, match and then raise
avayoungxo
04-03-2016, 01:46 PM
Said to me when I was performing in a gold show (so i obviously couldn't reply): *complete copy and paste, all typos are his
I like where I'm ay
Fuck me slow
Then wet
How does it feel
Condon or no
What's goon on
Now I'm soft
DonaDiabla
04-03-2016, 03:53 PM
Stupid boy : Are you the devil or a succubus?
Me: Is this a real question?
Stupid boy: If you are a succubus, then you drink blood! If you are the devil, then you drink Hellfire.
Me: What the f--------------
Stupid boy: I have a fantasy about an succubus biting into my penis. That is what evil girls like you do, right?
Me:::)
Stupid Boy: Maybe you want to drink blood from my cock?
Me: :P
Stupid Boy pays me and leaves. Well, that guy was twisted but he was quite funny.
BadBitch
04-03-2016, 04:42 PM
A really good regular sends me a Twitter message.
Him: I'm doing a bondage manual and would love to feature you.
Me: Sounds great. I'd love to hear more when I see you online again.
Him: Not sure when I will be online, but here's my cell number.
Me: No. I am not calling or texting you. If you want to tell me more, you can take me exclusive and tell me there.
Him: Ok.
Fuck you!!!!!!!!
The other thing I hate hearing in my room (which I got a lot of this week): "I'm at my limit".
Fuck you, too. If you've hit your limit, just log off and stop going from room to room wasting our time.
BadBitch
04-03-2016, 04:54 PM
I had a private with a regular who came in, took me for a lengthy private. Someone else came into the show. I greeted the new customer. The first guy was like, "Oh, someone else is in here so you don't love me anymore". Really??? Dude, if you want my undivided attention, there's an option called exclusive - for big crybaby men like yourself who demand attention from me. He then messaged me and gave me his number. I have told him a bazillion times in the past that I'm not calling him. He just won't learn. Are these guys really this fucking stupid?
BadBitch
04-03-2016, 04:59 PM
Oh, and another fave of mine (you gals can tell that I'm bitter - especially after the past week).
When a regular comes in, you chat with him for a bit then you elude to "Did you want to do what we normally do?"
His response, "I don't have much time"
And I'll respond, "You had enough time to come in and chat for the past 10 minutes." I don't care. I fucking call these assholes out. I had another regular come in this week. He says, "Just came in to check in". I looked into the cam. I repeated, "Oh, ok, you are checking in. The slowest it's been EVER and you come to check in. That's great". He left.
I've become a bitch. I used to be so nice. I'm just a cold-hearted bitch anymore because of these morons.
AlyssaJane
04-03-2016, 05:39 PM
Stupid boy : Are you the devil or a succubus?
Me: Is this a real question?
Stupid boy: If you are a succubus, then you drink blood! If you are the devil, then you drink Hellfire.
Me: What the f--------------
Stupid boy: I have a fantasy about an succubus biting into my penis. That is what evil girls like you do, right?
Me:::)
Stupid Boy: Maybe you want to drink blood from my cock?
Me: :P
Stupid Boy pays me and leaves. Well, that guy was twisted but he was quite funny.
HA I would be SO into doing a show like this.
DelishIrish
04-04-2016, 12:53 AM
He then messaged me and gave me his number. I have told him a bazillion times in the past that I'm not calling him. He just won't learn. Are these guys really this fucking stupid?
Answer: yes
DelishIrish
04-04-2016, 12:59 AM
I've become a bitch. I used to be so nice. I'm just a cold-hearted bitch anymore because of these morons.
Me too, which is why I haven't been on cam since Friday. I can tell I'm projecting. I used to be so good at faking and dealing with dumbasses, but that talent has faded.
Also I'm sick of Streamate's clientele. The traffic is such fkn bullshit now compared to what it used to be. Regulars jumping ship left & right.
I may quit camming before my 3 year ann, hmph.
IvyRose
04-04-2016, 03:17 AM
Me too, which is why I haven't been on cam since Friday. I can tell I'm projecting. I used to be so good at faking and dealing with dumbasses, but that talent has faded.
Also I'm sick of Streamate's clientele. The traffic is such fkn bullshit now compared to what it used to be. Regulars jumping ship left & right.
I may quit camming before my 3 year ann, hmph.
camming is like being in a relationship, after the one or two years of getting to know each other and being madly in love you start to get annoyed and see things how they are... Dont let it get to you though, it will get easier again. I have been through that pissed of mode so many times allready but when you get out of it again- it will feel amazing and like the biggest victory ever (to enjoy camming again). If you manage to get out of thats state, think about how you did it and write it down. After going through it a couple of times you will become a master in getting youreself in the zone again
MyRealNameIsWeird
04-04-2016, 04:24 AM
Oh, and another fave of mine (you gals can tell that I'm bitter - especially after the past week).
When a regular comes in, you chat with him for a bit then you elude to "Did you want to do what we normally do?"
His response, "I don't have much time"
And I'll respond, "You had enough time to come in and chat for the past 10 minutes." I don't care. I fucking call these assholes out. I had another regular come in this week. He says, "Just came in to check in". I looked into the cam. I repeated, "Oh, ok, you are checking in. The slowest it's been EVER and you come to check in. That's great". He left.
I've become a bitch. I used to be so nice. I'm just a cold-hearted bitch anymore because of these morons.
My usual pattern is used on regs too.
New guys: "Hey." "Hru?" "What brings you here?" "What do you like in pvt?"
Regs: "Hey. How you been?" "What sort of a show are you looking for today?"
Think you can get chummy with me and waste my valuable time on chit chat? Nobody gets that privilege no more. Well, I tell a lie. When it's slow I work out what the regs want and may chat with them between shows. But they have to understand they are not a priority and I'm working.
Sunnylexie
04-04-2016, 04:58 AM
Rando: hi baby
how r u
show me front ass
LOLWUT
BadBitch
04-04-2016, 02:57 PM
Wow, had two guys tell me I just want money. Breaking news: sex workers do sex work for money. Free company, cock pics, and compliments do not pay bills.
THIS!
BadBitch
04-04-2016, 03:00 PM
Me too, which is why I haven't been on cam since Friday. I can tell I'm projecting. I used to be so good at faking and dealing with dumbasses, but that talent has faded.
Also I'm sick of Streamate's clientele. The traffic is such fkn bullshit now compared to what it used to be. Regulars jumping ship left & right.
I may quit camming before my 3 year ann, hmph.
Yes. I'm so fucking stressed anymore.
BadBitch
04-04-2016, 03:01 PM
camming is like being in a relationship, after the one or two years of getting to know each other and being madly in love you start to get annoyed and see things how they are... Dont let it get to you though, it will get easier again. I have been through that pissed of mode so many times allready but when you get out of it again- it will feel amazing and like the biggest victory ever (to enjoy camming again). If you manage to get out of thats state, think about how you did it and write it down. After going through it a couple of times you will become a master in getting youreself in the zone again
Thank you so much for posting this! I needed to see it. I'm so burnt out.
BadBitch
04-04-2016, 03:03 PM
My usual pattern is used on regs too.
New guys: "Hey." "Hru?" "What brings you here?" "What do you like in pvt?"
Regs: "Hey. How you been?" "What sort of a show are you looking for today?"
Think you can get chummy with me and waste my valuable time on chit chat? Nobody gets that privilege no more. Well, I tell a lie. When it's slow I work out what the regs want and may chat with them between shows. But they have to understand they are not a priority and I'm working.
Yes. I actually started doing this. It's funny cause then they're all, "brb". Haha!
pippapippa
04-04-2016, 06:02 PM
you don't know you're beautiful...
...but you are
^I've never been white knighted so hard. Also, I look damn good today and I'm completely aware.
Chellyinparadise
04-04-2016, 06:37 PM
Someone who hasnt spent on me since 2014 comes in and says this then leaves
I come to this room for the music pussy is secondary..
WTF?
haha
SweetJulia
04-04-2016, 09:03 PM
This creep-after we played twenty questions for free-asked me for a topless pic. Need I say more?
audritwo
04-04-2016, 09:14 PM
mikenish: Tites
mikenish has successfully sent you $1.00 of GOLD.
mikenish: Please boobs out see them
AudriTwo: $5 gold total pls, you can't make up your prices when I already have them implemented
$5 = tits or ass $10 = bootyshakes $50 = oil on ass w/ thong
mikenish: Ok 1 then
AudriTwo: It doesn't work like that. If you want to see any tits, it's $5 gold.
mikenish: Lets get tosee boobs
mikenish has been blocked.
gingerstcyr
04-04-2016, 09:41 PM
Chris Rock as Cheap Pete.
I think he must be on SM.
$10!! Just to flash yo tities! Good Lord that is a lot of money!
How much for one titty?
mikenish: Tites
mikenish has successfully sent you $1.00 of GOLD.
mikenish: Please boobs out see them
AudriTwo: $5 gold total pls, you can't make up your prices when I already have them implemented
$5 = tits or ass $10 = bootyshakes $50 = oil on ass w/ thong
mikenish: Ok 1 then
AudriTwo: It doesn't work like that. If you want to see any tits, it's $5 gold.
mikenish: Lets get tosee boobs
mikenish has been blocked.
Glamourmilf
04-04-2016, 11:21 PM
"Show feet."
I ignore.
"Please? How else will I know if they're the same feet as your profile pictures?"::)
I can't.
Sunnylexie
04-05-2016, 01:30 AM
Weirdo: all hairy??
pits? beaver? asshole?
Me: yes, that plus legs
Weirdo: nipples?
Me: nope
Weirdo: i dated a girl who had two or three on each nipple, like two to three inches long too
Me: TMI, actually)
I dont' need to know who you dated and how they looked
Weirdo: i thought u were all about the hair
Duh, having something doesn't necessarily mean being obsessed over it.