View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
avayoungxo
04-05-2016, 08:09 AM
Long story/rant/omg wth did i just see/ shoot me pls: (didn't get a chance to copy/paste tho, so it's mostly paraphrased)
A guy by the name of wantsexy or something similar comes in and (attempts to) make small talk.
Him: My name is pretty weird, don't ya think
me: if you want it to be..?
Me: ....... SO! I would loooove to play!
Him: Yeah monopoly is a great game to play!
Me: *silence, internal screaming*
him: oh, i was trying to make you laugh.. guess it didn't work...
me: *heavily forced polite giggle* well, i just assumed you knew what i was talking about, being on a cam site and all
Him:yeah.. so why are is a pretty girl like you on here?
Me: *silence, internal screaming*
Him: doesn't it feel degrading, doing this for money?
Me: well no! It's only degrading when guys try to make lame ass small talk in free chat with no intention of paying for my time.
A different asshole: Wantsexy, you MORON! <--- (So i guess everything the other guy was saying was visible to everyone.. =.=)
him: Hey now! Don't talk to her like that, would you like it if someone talked to you like that?
me: let's not fight guys... *clenching my fist, trying not to yell at wantsexy that the moron statement was for him*
different asshole, who now thinks hes a white knight for telling wantsexy hes a moron: can i see preview bb?
Me: (typing) YOU CALLED THE OTHER GUY A MORON AND THEN ASK FOR FREE SHIT. THIS IS A PAY TO PLAY, MOORRROOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
asshole: .. im not a moron.. *leaves*
Me: so are you going to play wantsexy or not?
him: sure! will you start it?
me: well no, you have to hit the enter my live private show, but im ready when you are!
Him: oh.. do i have to pay?
me: yes.. this is a pay to play site..
him: oh, i should leave then
Me; sitting there, twitching
him: *trying to get pity attention* well.. goodbye then
me: BYE WANTSEXY, YOU EFFING MORON!! *BLOOOCCKKKK*
I was making this face the whole time.
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luckily, a guy saw i was pissed tf off and took me private for like an hour just to talk. thank. god.
SoloDesire
04-05-2016, 09:58 AM
Just had this one on SM. These guys just get cheaper by the day.
bigcock678: so you dont even do c2c in pvt?
Me: No hun, you get what you pay for...that's why pvt is so cheap.
bigcock678: you do pretty much what all the other girls do in free chat in your private...not that hot.
OHHHH! So because I'm not giving you a free striptease in guest chat I'm not that hot? Well then please, quit wasting your precious freeloading time sitting in my room when you could be watching other girls for free!! They can have you.
http://i67.tinypic.com/a2vxqb.gif
Genoveve
04-05-2016, 09:03 PM
This guy in my chatroom asked one of the most annoying questions; "So what are you up to?" Dude if you don't know what the fuck I'm up to by me sitting on cam you must have no idea how this works and aren't very likely to spend money. So I bluntly answered "Sitting here waiting for a spender." And he immediately took off LOL. I guess that's my new line.
princess_casual
04-05-2016, 09:26 PM
Just had this one on SM. These guys just get cheaper by the day.
bigcock678: so you dont even do c2c in pvt?
Me: No hun, you get what you pay for...that's why pvt is so cheap.
bigcock678: you do pretty much what all the other girls do in free chat in your private...not that hot.
OHHHH! So because I'm not giving you a free striptease in guest chat I'm not that hot? Well then please, quit wasting your precious freeloading time sitting in my room when you could be watching other girls for free!! They can have you.
http://i67.tinypic.com/a2vxqb.gif
Also, I call B.S. on that... I've been in many girls' rooms and most girls I've seen shut down freeloaders and make them tip for flashes. If this guy was telling the truth, these dickwads wouldn't be popping in and out constantly trying to get the same shit. No joke.. I make notes on EVERYONE who wastes time or freeloads... so I KNOW when they've been in my room before. I call them out on it too :D
PrincessfromHell
04-05-2016, 09:51 PM
Every single free member line today: what turns you on?
- People who read my profile
- Money
Choose one
jackiebee
04-05-2016, 10:05 PM
Before I say, I want you to know this was his REAL username.
cheapbastard: can you stand and show me your body?
me (pvt text): 5 gold for flashes or requests
cheapbastard: can't tip, my account isn't working
Hmmm, a likely story, man who calls himself "cheapbastard". A very likely story indeed.
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Issabelle
04-05-2016, 10:53 PM
Before I say, I want you to know this was his REAL username.
cheapbastard: can you stand and show me your body?
me (pvt text): 5 gold for flashes or requests
cheapbastard: can't tip, my account isn't working
Hmmm, a likely story, man who calls himself "cheapbastard". A very likely story indeed.
44651
Oh yeah, he was in my room the other day. Gave me a long copy paste question about whether I preferred a 7-8" dick or a 4-5" dick during penetrative sex. Technically neither--I'm demisexual at best--but by all means please do waggle that 4" ding dong around and I may yet be impressed. #pleasedon't #byefelicia
Glamourmilf
04-05-2016, 11:09 PM
Rando: hi baby
how r u
show me front ass
LOLWUT
:rotfl::butthead:
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Sunnylexie
04-06-2016, 04:19 AM
Not something that happened today, but rather a thing that happens on a regular basis:
Me: Hello, how are you doing?
BIGBLACKUNCUTDICKUPYOURASSORSOMEOTHEROBSCENEBULLSH IT: MMM so you're a *the thing quoted in his nickname* lover?;)
Me: What makes you think so?
BIGBLACKUNCUTDICKUPYOURASSORSOMEOTHEROBSCENEBULLSH IT: Come on, you were the first one to message, not me! There must be so many guys in your room, but you chose me to talk to! That's how I know you're interested!
I greet EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY ROOM you fuckwit, and you were actually the last one.
sexysusie
04-06-2016, 04:28 AM
These guys have no clue the wide range of fetish we deal with. Like, you want me to shit in your mouth or fuck myself with a dildo? It is a big world out there.
Had to laugh at this. My day every day!
meme88
04-06-2016, 07:37 AM
This guy is such an idiot that he forgot he already tried and failed to get a freebie, and he couldn't even remember what con he tried to pull before. Like don't these guys have chat history in skype? I guess I was too busy making money that I forgot to block him last time lmao.
[3/13/16, 12:15:39 AM] matthew: Hi mistress xx
matthew: Will you do sph ? x
me: Hi there, and I definitely will... I love sph
matthew: Can you call me, humiliate and make demand to send
matthew: 75$
matthew: To delete this picture
matthew: matthew sent a photo link
matthew: So humiliating sending money to pay small dick tax for a mistress
me: I can do that. But first you would need to pay me to take the time out to look at your dick and give you a call
[4/6/16, 10:05:01 AM] matthew: hi mistress xx
me: hi are you ready for a show?
matthew: Yes please x, will u do sph?
me: yes I will
matthew: My last mistress force me to pay small dick tax before every show she’d compare my dick to her dildo n charge me 15$ per inch difference between them lol
me: how long of a show are you interested in
matthew: i kinda have to go soon, but I’m happy to tribute small dick tax now, n we do show when i come back later x?
me: sure go ahead and send the tax and then you can send me a pic if you'd like
matthew: i don’t want u to have pic, thats embarrassing.. :( lol
matthew: do u want to pay 15$ per inch difference between ur dildo n my dick or some other value ? unto u x
me: If you can't even pay me to rate you, then your not worth my time. I see you've wasted my time before. so how bout you go ahead and send a tribute and then we can talk
me: outside of that I'm not even going to entertain this conversation
me: lol yup I see, your too damn broke to even do that.
me: Blocked matthew
princess_casual
04-06-2016, 12:27 PM
Oh yeah, he was in my room the other day. Gave me a long copy paste question about whether I preferred a 7-8" dick or a 4-5" dick during penetrative sex. Technically neither--I'm demisexual at best--but by all means please do waggle that 4" ding dong around and I may yet be impressed. #pleasedon't #byefelicia
HAHAH I've had him before! Got the same copy paste text. I said something alongthe lines of "Idk, I don't measure dicks so I wouldn't know."
gingerstcyr
04-06-2016, 01:23 PM
Last night was not bad but just a lots and lots of morons. Right before I logged off a couple of the regulars were talking about guys asking for free shit. Right at that time I got a twofer. Two idiots at the same time. Went something like this.
Idiot #1: Hey! Stand up and turn around!
Idiot #2: Spread legs please!
Me: Sweetie I don't do anything for free. At least say hello before you start making demands. Just not nice.
Idiot #1: What is big deal? Just stand up so I can see you.
Idiot #2: Yes stand up then spread legs. (don't know how that can be done exactly)
me: Sure send me some gold and we can go from there.
Idiot #1: I don't understand what is the big deal for you to........BOOT!
Reg#1: Hey dumbass! You think she is here for her health? You want to see something Gold her! (not knowing I booted #2)
Reg#2: Why do you put up with these fuckers? Tip her you morons!
me: Look guys! I am not your girlfriend. I am not on this site because I want to take orders from you. You want to see my boobs Gold me $10 or take me private.
Idiot #2: Why should I give....BOOT!
me: Thats okay guys I booted them both.
Reg#1: Gold $5.00
Reg#2:Gold $5.00
Reg#3:Gold $5.00
New guy:Gold $5.00
New guy:Gold $5.00
I almost cried. I love it when they get all protective:) I must have scared the two new guys. LOL.
Reg#3 wants exclusive.
"I want to be your last show tonight."
Done
princess_casual
04-06-2016, 02:20 PM
Last night was not bad but just a lots and lots of morons. Right before I logged off a couple of the regulars were talking about guys asking for free shit. Right at that time I got a twofer. Two idiots at the same time. Went something like this.
Idiot #1: Hey! Stand up and turn around!
Idiot #2: Spread legs please!
Me: Sweetie I don't do anything for free. At least say hello before you start making demands. Just not nice.
Idiot #1: What is big deal? Just stand up so I can see you.
Idiot #2: Yes stand up then spread legs. (don't know how that can be done exactly)
me: Sure send me some gold and we can go from there.
Idiot #1: I don't understand what is the big deal for you to........BOOT!
Reg#1: Hey dumbass! You think she is here for her health? You want to see something Gold her! (not knowing I booted #2)
Reg#2: Why do you put up with these fuckers? Tip her you morons!
me: Look guys! I am not your girlfriend. I am not on this site because I want to take orders from you. You want to see my boobs Gold me $10 or take me private.
Idiot #2: Why should I give....BOOT!
me: Thats okay guys I booted them both.
Reg#1: Gold $5.00
Reg#2:Gold $5.00
Reg#3:Gold $5.00
New guy:Gold $5.00
New guy:Gold $5.00
I almost cried. I love it when they get all protective:) I must have scared the two new guys. LOL.
Reg#3 wants exclusive.
"I want to be your last show tonight."
Done
*starts slow clap*
That was beautiful.
CocoaCaramelBBW
04-06-2016, 02:35 PM
44653 can this be considered literal shit?
Holly_xoxo
04-06-2016, 03:39 PM
Mr.Insight: u no if u didnt have glasses and wore makeup you'd be hot
Me:If you want someone with no glasses and a bunch of makeup on then you should go to a room that has someone like that.
Mr.Insight: I didn't say alot . I said slight. Just giving you my insight
Me: here, let me help you on your quest to find a woman without glasses and slight makeup
Mr.Insight has been kicked
Mr.Insight has logged on
Mr.Insight has been blocked
How gracious of him to give me insight and tips on my appearance. Such a giving soul.
MissAdriana
04-06-2016, 04:46 PM
Show me ur peach
az659: you are really pretty
az659 has left the chat
bboingg: hi bbyb
can you plz shake your ass
Chellyinparadise
04-06-2016, 05:48 PM
Show me ur peach
az659: you are really pretty
az659 has left the chat
bboingg: hi bbyb
can you plz shake your ass
[email protected] i havent heard that in a long time.
Chellyinparadise
04-06-2016, 05:51 PM
Mr.Insight: u no if u didnt have glasses and wore makeup you'd be hot
Me:If you want someone with no glasses and a bunch of makeup on then you should go to a room that has someone like that.
Mr.Insight: I didn't say alot . I said slight. Just giving you my insight
Me: here, let me help you on your quest to find a woman without glasses and slight makeup
Mr.Insight has been kicked
Mr.Insight has logged on
Mr.Insight has been blocked
How gracious of him to give me insight and tips on my appearance. Such a giving soul.
Some guys are just plain assholes.. thinking that we should take their advice since they are superior and their oppinion matters ,, not.
I would have said well youd be alot hotter if you have a big fat... wallet haha
Magical_Hoohah
04-06-2016, 11:46 PM
This is relatively minor, but it isn't a matter of being rude, or not knowing anything about women, or not understanding the point of camming. This is just one that happens far too often, and I can't figure out what causes it, other than pure stupidity.
DimwitOnSkype: Hey
DimwitOnSkype: Hey
DimwitOnSkype: Hi
DimwitOnSkype: Are you taking shows right now?
DimwitOnSkype: Are you there?
Aside from being irritating, this would be understandable... Except that this person is on my contact list and can therefore see my online status - which was offline - and my "mood" message - which was "NOT HERE! My Schedule: [link to my camming schedule]." I am out of ideas for how to make it any more obvious that I really, truly am not there.
gingerstcyr
04-07-2016, 01:48 AM
germansomething or other: Hi Ginger! How many kids do you have? I have 2?
BOOT!!!
DeepThoughts
04-07-2016, 05:15 AM
tomgirltiffany: do you like kinky stuff
Me:Can you be more specific? Kinky is a broad term.
tomgirltiffany: wanna tongue fuck my ass strap on a dildo and fuck it
Me: sure if you take me exc.... Wait, What???????
avayoungxo
04-07-2016, 09:25 AM
hi! very cute!
you re looking so panty!
look so ass!
.....
k thx
Chellyinparadise
04-07-2016, 01:22 PM
hi! very cute!
you re looking so panty!
look so ass!
.....
k thx
wondering if he is using something that changes the words mobile or translator haha
avayoungxo
04-07-2016, 01:25 PM
maybe! lol i mean that's what i thought at first when he said the panty thing... then he said the ass thing.. then i was like.. uh.. k.
ALSO
I was thinking- if someone says "wow if this is the service i get when i don't pay, then i worry about the service I'll get when I do pay."
retaliate with: "well you'll know you're getting something others won't get for free- thus worth the money" I didn't know where else to share that idea lol
Sunnylexie
04-07-2016, 01:26 PM
hi! very cute!
you re looking so panty!
look so ass!
.....
k thx
This reminded me of the CB bot that changed the words for private parts etc into something ridiculous.
I was thinking- if someone says "wow if this is the service i get when i don't pay, then i worry about the service I'll get when I do pay."
retaliate with: "well you'll know you're getting something others won't get for free- thus worth the money" I didn't know where else to share that idea lol
When someone bitches about me not being entertaining enough in free chat, I ask "Not what you didn't pay for, eh?". It's an old-ass meme phrase, actually.
plumwine
04-07-2016, 06:10 PM
Juanzo24: Does your chair spin?
Give me a spin pls
Yeah spin fast baby
Or slow which do you prefer
i just sat still and stared at the screen like...?
DonaDiabla
04-07-2016, 07:07 PM
In Niteflirt email:
"I have a taboo roleplay where I want to rape you until your intestines fall out. Then you will taste your own blood and shit off my cock."
DelishIrish
04-07-2016, 07:36 PM
These ones from today are cracking me up lol "looking so panty"
I'm going on in an hour (10:30pm here) let's see what I get to share with y'all..
plumwine
04-07-2016, 07:52 PM
In Niteflirt email:
"I have a taboo roleplay where I want to rape you until your intestines fall out. Then you will taste your own blood and shit off my cock."
That is horrifying. A real life crime that happened not too long ago, in my wonderful home state, comes to mind. Blehhhhhh
DelishIrish
04-07-2016, 08:40 PM
jeff: Good bb
Me: What brings you online tonight, jeff?
jeff: I don't wana b rude but I'm broke right now and so horny can I stroke my cock for u
Me: No bb, stroking your cock for me won't pay my bills bye bye
jeff has been blocked.
Been waiting to block this guy, ALWAYS comes in
LoraDoll
04-07-2016, 09:54 PM
I like that. He dont wanna be rude, he s just accidentally came to a porn site to beg and do his shit - he s so special anyway, he dont need to pay. U re just an object, sitting there, let s be rude. Coz why not. So fucking idiot.
KickBannKick.
(reading this thread, coz i m bored, but thnx god, i dont read free chat, no matter what.)
Tigrillo
04-07-2016, 10:19 PM
*ninjaKICK*
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Busygirl
04-07-2016, 10:35 PM
let me see what i'm working with
........
Look down!
let me see what i'm working with?!
..................
Obviously not much otherwise we would be in pvt by now!
LoraDoll
04-07-2016, 11:01 PM
lecool12: can i see that legging hahaha
lecool12: cute legging
lecool12: want pvt
lecool12: move your ass!
lecool12: fucking ugly bitch who think she need anybody but she is in livejasmin LOL bitch
https://media.giphy.com/media/cpp13ko7hupXi/giphy.gif
vaaampire: pig face
vaaampire: stupid girl
vaaampire: idiot of the girls
what s the problem with these people? It hurts that much to be a brokeass?
avayoungxo
04-08-2016, 08:17 AM
"lecool12: fucking ugly bitch who think she need anybody but she is in livejasmin LOL bitch" <- I think he was 'trying' to say that "you think that you don't need no man, but here you are on a cam site, trying to get male attention" (implying you're camming because you're lonely... lululululullulul)
I have this guy, he pops in and out all the time, always asking for something then leaving when he doesn't get it. I was thinking "alright, I'm going to block him after this if I don't make a sale"
Him: 20 gold for foot show?
me: well, all you have to do is go private or tip 10g for a vid
him: well how much is pvt
me: *gives premium and exclusive rate for that moment in time*
him: how long is the vid?
me: 6 min
him: too expensive, I have vids of your feet for free *ninja leaves*
me: *internally yelling "YEAH RUN, YOU LITTLE BITCH. NEXT TIME I SEE YOU YOU'RE ASS IS BLOCKED, HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR CHEAP SELF. DICKWEED"
Melyssax
04-08-2016, 12:12 PM
I'm getting a ton tonight.
Get naked
I want to fuck you
me: We can fuck in private or exclusive
I put my dick in your mouth
me: I put my foot in your ass and out my chatroom you go
Cackles!!!!!
MistressX
04-08-2016, 06:23 PM
http://i63.tinypic.com/nyd7xt.jpg
http://i66.tinypic.com/21e802w.jpg
Chellyinparadise
04-08-2016, 06:30 PM
elixyr: im sad bb
because i have small balls
i can send you a pic pls ?
This is the crap to start my night...
I told him to send 5 gold and ill look at it told him sorry but pics dont pay my bills money does
EdenChan
04-08-2016, 09:08 PM
HAHAH I've had him before! Got the same copy paste text. I said something alongthe lines of "Idk, I don't measure dicks so I wouldn't know."
omg I got him too! At first I responded with vague answers but man he got annoying soo quickly, just thinking about it pisses me off. I was counting down a gold show and he WOULD NOT STOP. Banned him after his second visit.
KittieVenom
04-09-2016, 01:10 AM
I always hate it when guys come in the room and talk shit on other cam girls. Like is that supposed to make me feel good? I don't get it.
ShadyPinesMa
04-09-2016, 07:55 AM
I always hate it when guys come in the room and talk shit on other cam girls. Like is that supposed to make me feel good? I don't get it.
And they'll usually get real bent out of shape when you tell them to knock it off, too.
Even worse when they come in and talk shit about their wives/girlfriends. Like no fucking wonder she's not fucking you if you treat her with half as much disdain as you spew in my chat about her. You should be kissing that womans feet for putting up with your bullshit, and yet here you are acting like you could get any other pussy in the world. Cut me a fking break.
LoraDoll
04-09-2016, 01:27 PM
this one guy just sit in my room forevr. so i start to kick him... many times ofc, coz he dont understand the "message" and keep coming back.
nijmendeer: your connection is a crap baby, it keep disconnecting all day, if you are serious in this
nijmendeer: buiness you need a better working connection
If i am serious, says the freeloader. :D Lol, the more i work the more stupid shit i see - even ones i cannot imagine someone be that bitchy stupid, and the more i hate all of them. : <
KittieVenom
04-09-2016, 03:29 PM
Exactly!! Like they expect you to be flattered or something. I always feel so sorry for their girlfriends or wives, if they even have them, because if they're talking shit about them to a total stranger they must be a real piece of shit man to deal with in real life.
jackiebee
04-09-2016, 03:42 PM
^^^ This.
I have also had a few fetishists who want me to degrade their wife/girlfriend in paid chat and I refuse. I just can't do it. It makes my soul sad.
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Chellyinparadise
04-09-2016, 03:50 PM
Yea i hear you on that, ive had guys say youre hotter than my wife, makes me sad to hear that. They married her so they should think shes more beautiful than anyone.. assholes..
gingerstcyr
04-09-2016, 06:10 PM
REPORTING ONE SICK FUCK!
This is the worst I have had to deal with. He popped in and said something and I actually lost it on camera. I screamed at him to get the fuck out of my room.
Trying to land the ban hammer on him AND get a screen shot. The ban hammer missed him but the screen shot I got and reported him.
Screen name is Dickies2003
What did he say that made me lose it on camera for the first time?
"Hi baby. Will you tell me to cum all over your 12 year old daughters face in private?"
If this fucker had been standing in front of me I would have shot him. Literally.
Whoever this man is in real life needs to be put down like the dog that he is.
After that I had to call it a night.
Still upset about it.
princess_casual
04-09-2016, 06:39 PM
I always hate it when guys come in the room and talk shit on other cam girls. Like is that supposed to make me feel good? I don't get it.
It's super uncomfortable. Once this guy was complaining about another model and saying she was mean, when I asked why he said (and I'm not joking):
"This fucking bitch kicked me out of her room after I told her I didn't intend on buying a show."
...........................................
*block*
Glamourmilf
04-09-2016, 08:02 PM
Had a guy pop into my gold show at the very end of it.
When we were back in free chat, he starts demanding to "see pussy", over and over. I explain to him that I can't do that in free chat.
He bitches that he just gave me $8, now I must show him pussy.
I'll give the first person a prize who can guess what I did next to his sorry ass.:D
TheBrownFox
04-09-2016, 08:17 PM
And they'll usually get real bent out of shape when you tell them to knock it off, too.
Even worse when they come in and talk shit about their wives/girlfriends. Like no fucking wonder she's not fucking you if you treat her with half as much disdain as you spew in my chat about her. You should be kissing that womans feet for putting up with your bullshit, and yet here you are acting like you could get any other pussy in the world. Cut me a fking break.
"Men" like that truly disgust me.