View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Serena-Shields
04-10-2016, 12:11 AM
I always hate it when guys come in the room and talk shit on other cam girls. Like is that supposed to make me feel good? I don't get it.
I get this shit all the time! It's annoying as fuck and I make a point to call it out. You think I'm gorgeous? Great. I AM. And I don't need little shits like you telling me that ____ isn't as pretty as I am to feel good about myself. Compliments given at someone else's expense are not compliments. It's cheap and it's gross.
Bridgetxo
04-10-2016, 12:26 AM
you should take me to Skype and make me send you paypal, square cash or amazon gift cards
Riiiiight...
avayoungxo
04-10-2016, 04:16 PM
this one is so funny. You can hear the butthurt.
Backstory: this guy clearly expressed to me he only joins goldshows, which he did, up until recently. Now he never joins.
During a goldshow countdown:
cheapass: could you show your whole body please?
me: lol no, not unless you join
cheapass: damn
cheapass: I always join. *leaves*
next time he comes in I'm going to express to him that yes, he joined quite a bit, but just because you spend your money lots doesn't mean you get freebies. hell, if that's the way the world worked I would own every makeup palette sephora sells.
SimoneGray
04-10-2016, 04:16 PM
sexy
love as
fuk
fuk
mon
moan
faster
faster
fzster
llummmmmmmmmmmmm
cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
go deeper
stabd up
ride toy
fuck
fuck
fuck
fu8ck
ride toy
sit down
ride
ride
cummmmmmm
cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
deeper
deeper
cummmmmmmmmmm
cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
xu
xummmmmmmmmmmmmm
xummmmmmmmmmmmmm
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
xummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
xummmmmmmmmmmmm
xummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fuck
fuck
gtabut reasts
fuck
grab ur hair
put hair down
fuck
...actual transcript of my last pvt. Wut the actual fuck...and he does this often, I have zero idea if he actually enjoys it or what he thinks.
KittieVenom
04-10-2016, 05:10 PM
I always wonder if this is a joke when dudes talk like this. Like there's a bunch of 18 year old boys sitting around the computer giggling and trying to hide their boners. Also when they go "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" I always imagine someone saying that in real life.
LoraDoll
04-10-2016, 07:00 PM
" just saying, before kicking out someone, maybe you say hi before"
>>make no sense. why should i say hi , before i kick? :D Idiot.
actually i can make a difference between whiny assholes, and nice people. I m sick to see guys sitting in my room quietly. just sit. Not even a vote, wich is FREE. No that s not nice. That s nonsense.
Since it s my room i guess i can use my room tools. But these assholes just complaining about EVERYTHING, and acting as a rude shit in the meanwhile. Sooo damnnn annoooyinggggg.
i dont feel like i should lick anyone ass just to say "hi" when enters my room. Especially when they are probably cheap as fuck?!
LoraDoll
04-10-2016, 07:44 PM
that guy almost made me cry.
Pedrito7: where are u?
Pedrito7: welcome back!
A***: hi
Pedrito7: marco from italy here!
Pedrito7: where are you from?
A***: actually this is not a dating site.
Pedrito7: you lock very slim... but your boobs are pretty big!
Pedrito7: what do you mean?
Pedrito7: Is a web-bitch site... is not it?
Pedrito7: I pay a girl to make me come?
Pedrito7: just try to be polite!
A***: good try really
Chellyinparadise
04-11-2016, 12:39 AM
Him:Get me warmed up for pvt...
Me:How about warming me up by hitting that pvt button.. LOL
Sunnylexie
04-11-2016, 04:15 AM
THere's that person on SM saying they're a 22-year-old girl from Australia and asking that I dominate them. I told them I'm not comfortable dominating women, but they kept insisting. To convince me, they sent me a photo of a girl. According to Google, the picture has been around since 2010, which could mean one of the 2 equally wrong things: either they sent me a picture of an admittedly underage person or are using a likeness of an unsuspecting stranger for sexual purposes. What am I supposed to do, do I report them or just ban them out of my room?
DeepThoughts
04-11-2016, 05:44 AM
Comes in. Enters the message
IndiaN: SEARCH "IndianArmyman" model.. Enjoy young, Handsome, HAIRY Indian Guy.. With Lot of Private Fantasies...^;^^,^^;^
Leaves.
DeepThoughts
04-11-2016, 05:45 AM
THere's that person on SM saying they're a 22-year-old girl from Australia and asking that I dominate them. I told them I'm not comfortable dominating women, but they kept insisting. To convince me, they sent me a photo of a girl. According to Google, the picture has been around since 2010, which could mean one of the 2 equally wrong things: either they sent me a picture of an admittedly underage person or are using a likeness of an unsuspecting stranger for sexual purposes. What am I supposed to do, do I report them or just ban them out of my room?
Report and Ban.
SweetJulia
04-11-2016, 06:00 AM
Did I mention the idiot who kept getting banned and returned with new accounts, only to talk about badgers for three hours? It made no fucking sense. Even the other customers were making fun of him.
Holly_xoxo
04-11-2016, 08:13 AM
FreeLoader : can I see your feet?
Me: in private you can
Freeloader : Really? that's okay. I mainly jumped in here for chat purposes.
Me: I don't think you'll get many warm welcomes if you're just going into rooms to chat.
Freeloader: it's pretty cool to meet like total strangers and talk to them. It's kinda neat to me. I find it sad that people don't like to interact without personal gain. So if I see your show up in an hour I'll donate to your channel
Freeloader leaves room
Ugh! so tired of these guys. Why do they get so butthurt and shocked that women on a PAY site, want to get paid for their time? I used to have guys that would go exclusive to talk to me. Just have conversation. Now the guys on these sites think we owe them companionship and as long as it's not sexual, they aren't being a freeloader.
Holly_xoxo
04-11-2016, 09:51 AM
I took an hour break, log back on and get this....
Loser : dead today?????
Me: I just logged on 2 minutes ago. Why would you ask that anyway?
Loser : well have fun ill go elsewhere and pay and play dont like ur attitude
Is this really how my day is going to go? Lol....not sure what's funnier. The comment about my "attitude" or him trying to make it sound like he has money and spends it on the site..... O_o
Chellyinparadise
04-11-2016, 10:30 AM
I took an hour break, log back on and get this....
Loser : dead today?????
Me: I just logged on 2 minutes ago. Why would you ask that anyway?
Loser : well have fun ill go elsewhere and pay and play dont like ur attitude
Is this really how my day is going to go? Lol....not sure what's funnier. The comment about my "attitude" or him trying to make it sound like he has money and spends it on the site..... O_o
I hate that when they pull that crap.. its just like last night i was sitting there after a pvt and just get back in free chat and some asshole comes in and says you look bored, no asshole i just got out of a pvt 2 seconds ago but if you think im bored want to unbore me? Take me pvt then... He was the one with the attitude he just came in and had it from the get go. Ive noticed alot of these type of guys lately who are just plain rude..sorry you went through that.
CatBBW
04-11-2016, 10:42 AM
I fucking hate it when they ask if I've been busy. WTF's it got to do with you?? You have no intention of buying a show, what does it matter if I've spoken to 10 guys or 100?
Chellyinparadise
04-11-2016, 10:48 AM
I fucking hate it when they ask if I've been busy. WTF's it got to do with you?? You have no intention of buying a show, what does it matter if I've spoken to 10 guys or 100?
Or the classic.. you havent got any pvts in a bit.. no pvts today not making money?..
I tell them you should be happy im in free chat talking to you because if i was in pvt you wouldnt have a chance unless you came in and joined. If youre so concerned about me not making money supposidly why dont you contribute and help me out? lol What guy says hmm i hope when i click on her profile when i enter her chat i hope shes not there! Dumb.. lol
princess_casual
04-11-2016, 01:01 PM
I took an hour break, log back on and get this....
Loser : dead today?????
Me: I just logged on 2 minutes ago. Why would you ask that anyway?
Loser : well have fun ill go elsewhere and pay and play dont like ur attitude
Is this really how my day is going to go? Lol....not sure what's funnier. The comment about my "attitude" or him trying to make it sound like he has money and spends it on the site..... O_o
These guys are really classic. I always say "money talks." Guys who spend never talk like that.
I had a guy last week talking my ear off in free chat, dodging my hustle attempts with "that sounds interesting" "mmmm" blah blah blah... only to go pvt for less than 2 mins. He came back the next day and was doing it again, asking me a million questions, telling me how sexy I am, etc. I warned him and then kicked him out. He came back to say "That was rude, I'll go spend my money elsewhere."
FOUR HOURS LATER he came back, and I laughed and made a comment about how I'm so broke without his lunch money and he went OFF... sent me a PM while I was in exclusive and then copy/pasted some long rant in free chat about how I'm apparently a stupid skank and he spends sooooo much money on the site, money I "can never even imagine."
Okay, pal. That's why you've been dirty talking to me in free chat for 5 minutes but went pvt and spent less than $5. GTFOH.
jackiebee
04-11-2016, 04:05 PM
I got tipped on MFC for some preview photos before a Skype show. I sorta messed up (I didn't wear one item he asked me to wear) but he got like 15 photos for 150 tkns because I just did it quickly on a Sunday afternoon. He had also been asking for a Skype show so...
Him: Thanks for the pics but you didn't wear X item. What's your rate for Skype?
Me: Oh shoot, sorry! Tell you what, I'll take 100 tkns off your Skype show for my mistake. My rate for Skype is X tkns/min.
Him: Do you take any other payment besides tokens?
Me: No. I'm on MFC. You're on MFC. I take MFC tokens, period.
I have fucking had it, even guys who start out tipping me tokens (or whatever on whatever site) are like "but Paypal bb?" NO FUCK OFF AND DIE FOREVER.
I might be cranky today. I have PMS.
Melyssax
04-11-2016, 04:21 PM
I hate that when they pull that crap.. its just like last night i was sitting there after a pvt and just get back in free chat and some asshole comes in and says you look bored, no asshole i just got out of a pvt 2 seconds ago but if you think im bored want to unbore me? Take me pvt then... He was the one with the attitude he just came in and had it from the get go. Ive noticed alot of these type of guys lately who are just plain rude..sorry you went through that.
Yes with the bored shit... Automatic ban like then gtfoh
Genoveve
04-11-2016, 04:46 PM
Loser : dead today?????
Me: I just logged on 2 minutes ago. Why would you ask that anyway?
I HATE THIS. Especially when it actually IS dead lol but I get it even when it's busy or when the dudes have seen me just come out of shows. I think what they're doing is hoping you'll say yes, they're trying to feel out if you'll be bored enough or desperate enough to entertain them for free for a while. Another one I get a lot, I guess because I don't use party chat, is guys will go "Am I the only guy in here????" Maybe it's just shocking to them because it really appears that way on their side because of my settings but I mean---if it really looks like they're the only one there why would they have to ask? I honestly think that they're hoping the answer is yes so they will get more attention.
Chellyinparadise
04-11-2016, 05:59 PM
Ok i am pmsing and i just cant deal with these types right now... Mind you i talked to him for about 15 mins or more before this conversation..wasting enough of my time
williamfrey2639: I'm back
Me: I asked you a question and you just left
him:What was that
Me: Can you hear me now
him:Yes
Me: Are you looking for a show tonight
Him:No I didnt come to play
Me: What do you come here for then may i ask?
Him: To see pretty lady's like you
Me: Thank you but have you ever spent here or intend to on this site
Him: No
Me: Then what are you on sm for?
Him: I like to talk
I just dont get it, atleast he was honest if you ladies see him he is a time waster has no intention to pay as he told me..if anyone wants to chat with him cool but just fair warning haha
Holly_xoxo
04-11-2016, 07:30 PM
I HATE THIS. Especially when it actually IS dead lol but I get it even when it's busy or when the dudes have seen me just come out of shows. I think what they're doing is hoping you'll say yes, they're trying to feel out if you'll be bored enough or desperate enough to entertain them for free for a while. Another one I get a lot, I guess because I don't use party chat, is guys will go "Am I the only guy in here????" Maybe it's just shocking to them because it really appears that way on their side because of my settings but I mean---if it really looks like they're the only one there why would they have to ask? I honestly think that they're hoping the answer is yes so they will get more attention.
Ugh! the "am I the only one in here" guys. Hate them! Even if my room is empty, I'll say "nope, you're just the only one talking right now" they always leave when I say that. One even responded with "oh that's too bad. I thought we could get to know each other"
LoraDoll
04-11-2016, 08:09 PM
juankel14: HI.. hru? Im very horny! GO PVT NOW for fisting anal sex show in 2 minutes? READY???
A***: have fun. ***BANN***
moralman1: can u smile?
A***: yess and i can remove people who just here to be stupid. *BANN*
daveshabinski: whow are you not a model
daveshabinski: well ii guess this is kind of modeling
A*** And i m guess u re stupid and poor. *BANN*
It s a joke, or what is this? So these people expecting someone, who plays a brainless doll, who smiles on them with no reason, and that s the "modelling". In that case, i m asking them to leave and dont bother me, lol.
BadBitch
04-11-2016, 09:28 PM
Regular 1 comes in and is amazeballs. He does long exclusives and is just a sweetheart. I chat with him.
Regular 2 comes in who is flighty and has a history of ending shows prematurely.
Regular 1 is getting turned on by my chat and says, "Fuck this, let's go"
Regular 1 sees this and takes me excl first.
Fucking 3 minutes.
I message Regular 1 when I come back letting him know that I returned. He doesn't come back. I am furious. I email Regular 1 and tell him that that 3 minute excl was not acceptable. He replies, apologizes and says that he was close to his limit.
WTF.
BadBitch
04-11-2016, 09:33 PM
The other thing that happened. I have a strong feeling that some of you ladies may have gotten this guy.
Him: Hi. Looking to do a fetish.
Me: Ok. Like what?
Him: Do you have white lotion that comes out of a pump bottle?
Me: Yes. Why?
Him: I want you to cover your face with it in excl.
Me: No. I am not ruining my makeup.
Him: Even in block?
Me: Ok, if it's a block, I will do it.
(I was close to my daily goal. His block would have got me there. I could gave made his show my last then I could have showered)
Me: So, I just have to cover my face with lotion?
Him: Yes and your eyes.
Me: What? Cover my eyes with lotion? I'm not doing that.
Him: They can be closed.
Me: Sweety, no. I'm not doing it. Sorry.
SimoneGray
04-11-2016, 09:49 PM
44697
That's what he opened with...no hello, no nothing.
BadBitch
04-11-2016, 10:01 PM
Moron enters room.
Me: Hi. How are you? I like your name. (Then asks a question about his name).
{Silence}
{2 min goes by}
Me: Hi (screename)
{Silence}
I eject him.
He returns.
Me: Hi (screename). (I also type it)
{Silence}
I eject him again.
He returns.
Him: I keep getting booted from your room.
Me: Yes. I'm ejecting you.
Him: Why?
Me: Because I have been saying hello to you and you're ignoring me.
Him: Oh, sorry.
Me: How are you?
{Silence}
Ban.
nattyfetish
04-12-2016, 04:40 AM
Eating watches & "do a stupid bitch for me". Yeah, you've just done a stupid master for me instead baby !
princess_casual
04-12-2016, 11:58 AM
The other thing that happened. I have a strong feeling that some of you ladies may have gotten this guy.
Him: Hi. Looking to do a fetish.
Me: Ok. Like what?
Him: Do you have white lotion that comes out of a pump bottle?
Me: Yes. Why?
Him: I want you to cover your face with it in excl.
Me: No. I am not ruining my makeup.
Him: Even in block?
Me: Ok, if it's a block, I will do it.
(I was close to my daily goal. His block would have got me there. I could gave made his show my last then I could have showered)
Me: So, I just have to cover my face with lotion?
Him: Yes and your eyes.
Me: What? Cover my eyes with lotion? I'm not doing that.
Him: They can be closed.
Me: Sweety, no. I'm not doing it. Sorry.
Yup. I have. I said no (I don't even have a squirt bottle with lotion, and it's not something I'm into). He kept trying to convince me, then left... Came back a little while and said "Ready to cover your face with lotion out of a squirt bottle?" Umm... I said no the first time, so no. I'm not doing that.
On another note, what's with guys asking "are you wearing heels/stockings/etc today?" and when I say "no, but have them right here" (And hold them up) they leave?
Why would I be wearing high heels while I'm sitting in bed? It takes 2 seconds to slip them on... I don't get it.
Marina Starr
04-12-2016, 12:18 PM
Words can't express how much I hate this shit. I hate when people projecting their shit onto you. Same as in real life 'what's wrong?!' 'You look sad' 'something happened?!' and etc. I flip the fuck out!
I hate that when they pull that crap.. its just like last night i was sitting there after a pvt and just get back in free chat and some asshole comes in and says you look bored, no asshole i just got out of a pvt 2 seconds ago but if you think im bored want to unbore me? Take me pvt then... He was the one with the attitude he just came in and had it from the get go. Ive noticed alot of these type of guys lately who are just plain rude..sorry you went through that.
thatgingercamgirl
04-12-2016, 01:42 PM
On another note, what's with guys asking "are you wearing heels/stockings/etc today?" and when I say "no, but have them right here" (And hold them up) they leave?
Why would I be wearing high heels while I'm sitting in bed? It takes 2 seconds to slip them on... I don't get it.
Alllll the time. I have at least one who does this and logs off before I can block him. They're hoping to get it for free....but they are never nice enough to do it when my room is empty so I can give them a proper send off.
thatgingercamgirl
04-12-2016, 02:08 PM
Troll: Why are you shaking? Do you have park?
Me: Do I have what?
Troll: Parkinson's.
Me: Yep, you f**king got me dude, I have parkinson's. (I don't, but I deal with intense spasms that have me shaking during free chat sometimes.)
Troll: Tips 50 gold, totally missing the sarcasm
Troll: omg i love you i am so sorry
This f**king job sometimes....
SimoneGray
04-13-2016, 01:00 AM
This isn't something I've seen, but rather a behavioral pattern that annoys the shit outta me.
Shout out to all the guys that literally have me favourited so that they can log into my room once a day, stare for about 10 seconds and then log out again. And that do that every damn day. Literally the epitome of pointless behaviour right there.
gingerstcyr
04-13-2016, 01:45 AM
Guy comes in. I can tell English is not his first language. I try to be patient. He then says....I have am big penis. I started to giggle a little. I tried to explain the difference to help him but the regs in my room just pounced on him. Are you still looking for moose and squirrel? Another guy chines in....I am the longest man in all of Bavaria! I start laughing so hard I almost made soda come of my nose when I took a drink. I felt so sorry for him but next time...Google Translate!
DonaDiabla
04-13-2016, 05:18 AM
"Do you want a cock inside of you while you are sleeping?"
AnotherLily
04-13-2016, 07:02 AM
jman12345 on streamate is looking for petplay, I told him to go play in heavy traffic.
DeepThoughts
04-13-2016, 07:20 AM
True Story. I was out in the woods for a walk with my dogs yesterday and I came across a couple having sex doggy style. Awkward! So I take a different path they head off in the opposite direction. I hear a few giggles and I giggle to myself. Spring has this effect on people I guess.
So I tell the story in my guest chat and 3 guys all at the same time ask "did you join them?" or some variation of this question.
WTF!!!!
Guys are really stupid. I mean really really stupid! They want to believe so badly that we are into whatever the fuck their stupid fantasy is even when it clearly goes against everything they know to be true about the world! Sexual cognitive dissonance!!
Sunnylexie
04-13-2016, 08:51 AM
On another note, what's with guys asking "are you wearing heels/stockings/etc today?" and when I say "no, but have them right here" (And hold them up) they leave?
Why would I be wearing high heels while I'm sitting in bed? It takes 2 seconds to slip them on... I don't get it.
Because why pay and wait for you to put it on when there always is a model who is wearing it and doesn't mind lowering her cam?
From my experience, the "are you wearing it RIGHT NOW" guys never pay, no matter if you're wearing it or not. I just say "no" and let them move along. If they're serious, they will at least ask if I have the thing, rather than leave.
True Story. I was out in the woods for a walk with my dogs yesterday and I came across a couple having sex doggy style. Awkward! So I take a different path they head off in the opposite direction. I hear a few giggles and I giggle to myself. Spring has this effect on people I guess.
So I tell the story in my guest chat and 3 guys all at the same time ask "did you join them?" or some variation of this question.
WTF!!!!
Guys are really stupid. I mean really really stupid! They want to believe so badly that we are into whatever the fuck their stupid fantasy is even when it clearly goes against everything they know to be true about the world! Sexual cognitive dissonance!!
Poor things lol. They just wanted a proof the porn lifestyle they've been dreaming of is a reality - if not for themselves, then at least for a person they know))).
Holly_xoxo
04-13-2016, 11:26 AM
Clueless : Beautiful women
Thankyou
What's your offer today
Me:what would you like?
To fuck bby
Me: we can go private for that
How do I do that hun
Me:just click on the pvt button beneath my screen
Then we meet up and do our stuff or what happens
Me: Just curious...what kind of site do you think this is?
Dating and meeting sit
Me: sorry but it's not
Oh so everything is on the camera then?
Me: yes it is
Clueless leaves room
I didn't give him a hard time because he genuinely seemed like he thought it was a meet up site. Way to bring in that paying traffic SM.... O_o
Serena-Shields
04-13-2016, 11:39 AM
-guy comes into my room while I'm degrading two other users, leaves-
In Public Chat-
'' U r a Real bitch''
No shit, Sherlock!
I fucking love when guys pop into my room and get surprised when all these terrible things come out of my mouth. Like, did you read my profile? Did you even read my topic box? No? Not my fault if you come out in pieces boo boo, I'll snatch your wig AND sacrifice it to Satan.
princess_casual
04-13-2016, 12:30 PM
This isn't something I've seen, but rather a behavioral pattern that annoys the shit outta me.
Shout out to all the guys that literally have me favourited so that they can log into my room once a day, stare for about 10 seconds and then log out again. And that do that every damn day. Literally the epitome of pointless behaviour right there.
I have a deep hatred for those guys.
You know they do this kind of thing when logged out too... so we can't see them. This annoying sub flat out told me he watches me on and off all day, everyday while he's logged off. I am so creeped out, but there's nothing I can do about it.
BustyVixen
04-13-2016, 08:28 PM
Cheap Idiot: oh wow it's really you! I've been a fan for years! (I'm in porn)
Me: thanks babe, so how's it going? What are you up to?
Cheap Idiot: fuck I'm horny now you get me stiff
Me: I think we should go have some fun then and I'll take care of that for you
Cheap Idiot: no sorry I'm too young for you. I'm only 20.
Me: that's not too young, I love younger guys and lots of them love me
Cheap idiot: fuck I'm jerking it so hard for you
Me: then you need to tip or go private. No jerking off in free chat and talking about it
Cheap idiot: lolololol hahahaaaa funny! Try and stop me! I'll do whatever I want!
Me: no , you won't.... Here comes the boner killer! *BAN*
SimoneGray
04-13-2016, 08:45 PM
I fucking love when guys pop into my room and get surprised when all these terrible things come out of my mouth. Like, did you read my profile? Did you even read my topic box? No? Not my fault if you come out in pieces boo boo, I'll snatch your wig AND sacrifice it to Satan.
I think I'm a little bit in love with you now haha, this is everything.
Fuckboy: hey bb tease us a little
Me: there's a tip menu for that
Fuckboy: I wanna know wat i'm tipping for
Me: Fuck off. *Hits ban button*
I have literally had it with any and all variations of this conversation...
PrincessfromHell
04-13-2016, 09:08 PM
In some dude's profile:
"I am a submissive guy, into X,Y,Z looking for mistress to have sessions on skype for free"
Cracked me up.
Good luck, dude, good luck
Elegantvixen
04-13-2016, 09:33 PM
*Dick weed on snapchat sends dick video telling me how much he'd like to fuck me.*
Me: Thanks hon, but I don't really like dick pics. And I couldnt read all of that.
Dickweed: Suuuure.
Me: Seriously.
Dickweed: Well I don't like ugly redheads.
Aaand blocked.
First time I've had the butthurt insult lol its really funny. Like right, then you must have really low standards to just send your dick to everyone. >.<
CocoaCaramelBBW
04-13-2016, 09:53 PM
Asshat: you live anywhere a Staples in tampa,Fl?
Asshat: so i can push your Kinky button for real...with my tongue
Me: I'm sorry this isn't a hook up site it's pay to play. It's actually against the rules to meet customers in real life.
Asshat: ok, well i didn't really want aa weight watchers reject anyway...take care
Then I tried to block him but he left too fast. Asshole.
oh so you're only a reject after you rejected him....yeah thats like how dudes call a chick they are attracted to a bitch after she says no...dipshit
Semyonovna
04-14-2016, 03:55 AM
"Baby let's go play on Skype, I don't have tokens but I'm young and hot, give yourself a break, have a little fun outside from your work"
hahahah. gtfo
SimoneGray
04-14-2016, 06:07 AM
Fuckboy: if you was in a store and I walked up on you with my dick hard and you felt it on your ass what would you do?
I told him I would grab the nearest sharp object and make sure he ever did it again. And the banned him. April is fuckboy season for sure, damn.
KarinaGiselle
04-14-2016, 08:20 AM
As soon as a dude gets on pvt:
"Give me your cock bb"
Me teasingly strips off clothes and acts all sexy
"JUST GIMME YOUR COCK!"
*sigh*
"SHOWS COCK"
Dude: "Thank you bb!"
*LEAVES*
WTF??? Good god!