View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
LoraDoll
04-21-2016, 06:11 PM
^ Lol, today i preferred them silent. If they said a word that was something dumb for sure - most of the time. lol.
I had these silent weirdos in my room for hours today too. first i got frustrated. Than i wondered, should i work for free, just to make them say a word to me?! I would like to see that. :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/eKDp7xvUdbCrC/giphy.gif
Chellyinparadise
04-21-2016, 06:14 PM
^ Lol, today i preferred them silent. If they said a word that was something dumb for sure - most of the time. lol.
I had these silent weirdos in my room for hours today too. first i got frustrated. Than i wondered, should i work for free, just to make them say a word to me?! I would like to see that. :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/eKDp7xvUdbCrC/giphy.gif
Haha i know ive had those days too. tonight isnt stopping every guy almost is just sitting there or if they speak its been mean and nasty. Awkward pvts every one so far not one who speaks in there yet maybe it will be my first night where noone speaks in my 10 yr camming career awkward day for me i guess lol
LoraDoll
04-21-2016, 06:21 PM
^However, good luck. This month looks like as a downhill. Not just camming sites went down, but porn sites have less visitors too, it seems. (In my research).
Self controll is really usefull in these days it seems.
Chellyinparadise
04-21-2016, 06:23 PM
Thanks same to you.. it will get better always does. I agree self control and determination gets me through these times. Hope things get better for everyone soon.
AlyssaJane
04-21-2016, 08:29 PM
dumbass: Bend over bb
me: you need to give 5 gold for requests please
dumbass: Lick my bum
dumbass has been blocked.
KittieVenom
04-21-2016, 08:30 PM
Fucking idiot: I looking for a nice girl to chat, and I will not lie, I cannot go in private
Uh, make friends then? Wtf dude.
sovereignv
04-21-2016, 10:02 PM
Fucking idiot: I looking for a nice girl to chat, and I will not lie, I cannot go in private
Uh, make friends then? Wtf dude.
I had that same guy in my chat, exact same message, pff.
KittieVenom
04-21-2016, 11:34 PM
I had that same guy in my chat, exact same message, pff.
He even told me after that "You'd be surprised, I've found many girls that just want to chat."
I told him: "I highly doubt that, shit fucker. But here, let me help you find some of them." And blocked him.
Wonder how many girls he got around to with that fake ass shit lol. Like anyone is going to believe that.
BustyVixen
04-22-2016, 09:05 AM
Show me your tits!
Me: Sure either tip 15g or go private
Oh I'm broke, donated all my money to Donald Trump! He's gonna be the next POTUS... So where's those tits?
Seriously? This was quite hilarious though, I just cracked up until he left!
HurricaneRed
04-22-2016, 10:42 AM
Him: wish u had some free pics :P
Me: Oh, wow, is that you saying you don't wanna pay for anything?I wouldn't admit that on a cam site if I were you.
Him: no i need a new background :P
Me: ...that's even worse.
SuperPookie
04-22-2016, 10:56 AM
This isn't stupid or annoying but frigging sick. I had a guy on Fetlife wanting me to step on frogs & mice. He started out by asking about bugs and I said no because bugs are gross and that was his counter offer. It just makes me ill to think of someone getting turned on by animal torture :( .
Chellyinparadise
04-22-2016, 11:36 AM
This isn't stupid or annoying but frigging sick. I had a guy on Fetlife wanting me to step on frogs & mice. He started out by asking about bugs and I said no because bugs are gross and that was his counter offer. It just makes me ill to think of someone getting turned on by animal torture :( .
Yea i agree thats sick.
DonaDiabla
04-22-2016, 01:08 PM
What an sicko! :(
This isn't stupid or annoying but frigging sick. I had a guy on Fetlife wanting me to step on frogs & mice. He started out by asking about bugs and I said no because bugs are gross and that was his counter offer. It just makes me ill to think of someone getting turned on by animal torture :( .
gingerstcyr
04-22-2016, 03:58 PM
idiot: Hey! Come on! Do something!
banned. If I could ban you from this site. I would.
Glamourmilf
04-22-2016, 04:48 PM
A repeat who I think is a pita, takes me to private. When I tell him that he can turn his cam on, he says he doesn't have one.
But, he says he can send dick pix to my KIK.
I tell him I don't know what that is./:O ( I know what it is).
He proceeds to eat up time by explaining it to me..It's an app, blah, blah, blah.
I tell him forget it, because I don't know what an app is, or how the internet works.:rotfl:
He stays in Private for like another 5 minutes, trying to teach me how to connect to the internet.:withstupi
CatBBW
04-22-2016, 07:05 PM
A repeat who I think is a pita, takes me to private. When I tell him that he can turn his cam on, he says he doesn't have one.
But, he says he can send dick pix to my KIK.
I tell him I don't know what that is./:O ( I know what it is).
He proceeds to eat up time by explaining it to me..It's an app, blah, blah, blah.
I tell him forget it, because I don't know what an app is, or how the internet works.:rotfl:
He stays in Private for like another 5 minutes, trying to teach me how to connect to the internet.:withstupi
that has made my night !!!
princess_casual
04-22-2016, 07:08 PM
Struggling with a gold show and this guy who's been popping in and out comes in and sits for the lat 7 mins...
Me: Hey, why don't you join the show?
Him: I don't think it's gonna happen unfortunately.
...........
Me: Okay, I think I'm gonna cancel this. You wanna play in pvt?
Him: I wanna see if this gs happens
..meanwhile he still hasn't tipped in
camming_chriss
04-22-2016, 07:38 PM
He: hey slut
you like cock ?
i would stick my dick right in your mouth
me : yes.. I like to chop it off in slices and cook it steady
he : babbyyyy and left
he made me laugh so hard :))
BambiCutie
04-23-2016, 02:12 AM
Why the fuck would you even come on the site then? Ugh!!!
Dumbass: "Hey bb whatsup?"
Me: "Not much yourself?'
Dumbass: "Great, have you ever been rimmed before bb?"
Me: "In the past yeah.."
Dumbass: "bet I would make you scream."
Me: -giggle- "We will see about that.."
Dumbass: "Oh really? Then we should hook up."
Me: "I'm ready when you are.."
Dumbass: "I would never pay for a cam show but, I will pay you to sit on my lap in rl."
Me: "Couldn't pay me enough." -boot-
Sunnylexie
04-24-2016, 12:09 AM
Struggling with a gold show and this guy who's been popping in and out comes in and sits for the lat 7 mins...
Me: Hey, why don't you join the show?
Him: I don't think it's gonna happen unfortunately.
...........
Me: Okay, I think I'm gonna cancel this. You wanna play in pvt?
Him: I wanna see if this gs happens
..meanwhile he still hasn't tipped in
Yeah that's why I don't do GS anymore. Everyone wants to "make sure it happens" before tipping and just sits there waiting for the goal to hit itself until the time is out.
44775
jackiebee
04-24-2016, 01:26 PM
I got at least a 5 page erotic story in my inbox on SM recently.
First couple paras:
The night was shiny
Not the type of shiny that you see glimmering in a diamond ring or off of a sheet of pure gold
This was a different kind of shiny altogether.
A special kind that reaches down into your soul and touches every single button that would make you fall into the road of nostalgia to all of the heart splitting memories that make you into the person you are.
And beneath those stars was a lounge chair in the middle of a field. The chair was empty for a moment, but the rustling of the grass indicated that it was empty for a short time. A young man was making his way across the field to place a second lounging chair beside the first. The blue and white shone against the sky, the weave of the chair standing out against the grass easily as the boy sat in the chair. That boy…was me. My name is Caleb. And it was a special night for me. I had just turned 18 earlier that day, and my girlfriend was driving down from college to spend the night with me.
The real version had no paragraphs. THAT BOY...WAS ME! I'm dying. :D:D
princess_casual
04-25-2016, 12:47 AM
Yeah that's why I don't do GS anymore. Everyone wants to "make sure it happens" before tipping and just sits there waiting for the goal to hit itself until the time is out.
44775
They're hit or miss. Lately half of my contributions are because I threaten to kick/block people who sit in my room but don't tip in.
Elegantvixen
04-25-2016, 09:13 AM
So there's this idiot on my Snapchat that pretty much asks me daily to send him pictures. I've explained that I charge for pictures, and on Snapchat I only post to my story. But he doesn't seem to get it. So yesterday I had just gotten done explaining this and this is how it goes down:
Him: People pay? (insert laughing so hard they're crying emote)
Me: Yes. I'm a camgirl, this is how I make my living. If you don't like it, don't fucking follow me.
Him: No need to swear.
Me: Yes there is. I'm sick of free loaders like you. Either buy something or leave me alone. (Insert link to my page)
*five minutes pass and I'm about to block his ass when he responds*
Him: How much are pictures?
(Please note that it says so on my page in several places.)
Me: *rattles off list of prices and services*
Him: Oh, so shows are cheaper than pics.
Me: Depends.
Him: Well there's a problem you see.
Me: Lovely. And what's that?
Him: I take like two hours to cum. And I'm not sure you could make me cum anyways.
Me: Thanks for wasting my time. *BLOCKED*
Some guys make me want to tear out my hair and shove it down their throats. Like. Really?
Also had this gem after I informed my Skype contacts that I wouldn't be able to do shows for a few days due to medical reasons. This guys had ONE show with me almost a month and a half ago and it was 5 minutes.
Him: No wait! I love seeing your pretty face! Let me have one more show! Please! Please!1!!!!
I didn't even respond. Like, you're a fucking idiot and asshole.
Sunnylexie
04-25-2016, 11:10 AM
I told him I couldn't log on SM at his preferred time because of lack of privacy and me being busy around and outside the house. He came up with a GENIUS solution.
44777
They're hit or miss. Lately half of my contributions are because I threaten to kick/block people who sit in my room but don't tip in.
The actual moment when I decided not to do GS anymore was when a guy asked that I do one. I asked him kiddingly: "Think we can find 10 more horny guys for it?", and his answer was "That's not my concern". OK. As far as I'm concerned, I'm not chewing your food for you.
caramelcraze
04-25-2016, 12:01 PM
I've had at least 10 people ask if i like bbc today and I'm sick of answering a stupid question the exact same way all the time... so I've decided to start enjoying myself:
Dude1: You like bbc bb?
Me: I prefer bbc america personally, but only because it comes with my cable package.
dude2: You like bbc?
me: My vagina is color blind
dude3: BBC lover bb?
me: Eh, I'm kind of going through a big turquoise cock phase... can you dye it turquoise?
I'm having so much fun today.
avayoungxo
04-25-2016, 03:24 PM
A guys punishment for me not holding the dildo down my throat for as long as he wanted: *actual transcript*
you disobey
put your panties in your mouth
do you have a smaller one?
nice
put it in your mouth all of it
and then swallow it <- i said no.
swallow it
*block*
Yeah, because a few bucks is totally worth the choking hazard.
LoraDoll
04-25-2016, 05:21 PM
Chelly! a few pages back, there was an "awkward alert" gif, posted by you. Actually i came to a point, where i understand what u meant. :D just wanted to say that lol.
A***: pvt?
luishihihi2 : guess what!!!
sexylove002: could you angle the camera down, can barely see you.
(i pulled up the camera directly for a minute)
luishihihi2 : i DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
luishihihi2 : BYE!!!!
right after, someone took me into pvt.
Sure bitch, bye, and feel free to die if u want to?! (i mean "theoretically ofc) and my chat was full with these 12 y.o retards all night long.
***beg beg beg***
dfstgdrtgre19635: show your ass bb
dcmannp: ps. not everything is counted by money darling
aribrutus: :-*
A*** actually this site is for money. So if u can t afford a pvt, why dont u just log off? Or at least, do not beg?
princess_casual
04-25-2016, 08:06 PM
Every stupid asshole:
Me: what brings you around?
Him: Just browsing
Me: what are you browsing for?
Him: Idk, I'm sure I'll know when I find it.
keep browsing then, socially inept prick.
PrincessfromHell
04-26-2016, 01:35 AM
Those bitches who think saying shit is nothing. Pops on Imlive:
- You ugly slut
Kicked.
1 min later simular name in private:
- Ugly slut, get cancer, tnx.
My Mom died of cancer just 2 months ago. I am having really tough time recovering of this loss.
Some people are fucking waste of air. I have very thick skin, but this shit.
Hope some homeless dude cuts his dick off, feed him with it while they are sharing a box.
AnotherLily
04-26-2016, 04:00 AM
^ I've noticed an increase of nasty (can't call them cunts because they lack the warmth and depth ) cowards on imlive as of late. Sorry for your loss hun. *HUGS*
TheOutlier
04-26-2016, 04:10 AM
Those bitches who think saying shit is nothing. Pops on Imlive:
- You ugly slut
Kicked.
1 min later simular name in private:
- Ugly slut, get cancer, tnx.
My Mom died of cancer just 2 months ago. I am having really tough time recovering of this loss.
Some people are fucking waste of air. I have very thick skin, but this shit.
Hope some homeless dude cuts his dick off, feed him with it while they are sharing a box.
Sorry for your loss and I hope the troll goes swimming in a toxic waste well.
justanothercamgirl
04-26-2016, 08:22 AM
Those bitches who think saying shit is nothing. Pops on Imlive:
- You ugly slut
Kicked.
1 min later simular name in private:
- Ugly slut, get cancer, tnx.
My Mom died of cancer just 2 months ago. I am having really tough time recovering of this loss.
Some people are fucking waste of air. I have very thick skin, but this shit.
Hope some homeless dude cuts his dick off, feed him with it while they are sharing a box.
I am so sorry for your loss.
We are here and have got your back if you need us. <3
Chellyinparadise
04-26-2016, 11:02 AM
Every stupid asshole:
Me: what brings you around?
Him: Just browsing
Me: what are you browsing for?
Him: Idk, I'm sure I'll know when I find it.
keep browsing then, socially inept prick.
Lol some men.
a guy the other night first thing he comes in and says was no dont want pvt just looking around, i said look outside my room then nothing to see here.. haha dumbasses
Chellyinparadise
04-26-2016, 11:03 AM
Those bitches who think saying shit is nothing. Pops on Imlive:
- You ugly slut
Kicked.
1 min later simular name in private:
- Ugly slut, get cancer, tnx.
My Mom died of cancer just 2 months ago. I am having really tough time recovering of this loss.
Some people are fucking waste of air. I have very thick skin, but this shit.
Hope some homeless dude cuts his dick off, feed him with it while they are sharing a box.
Sorry for your loss. Thats horrible how some people are im sorry you had to deal with that prick.
princess_casual
04-26-2016, 01:53 PM
Those bitches who think saying shit is nothing. Pops on Imlive:
- You ugly slut
Kicked.
1 min later simular name in private:
- Ugly slut, get cancer, tnx.
My Mom died of cancer just 2 months ago. I am having really tough time recovering of this loss.
Some people are fucking waste of air. I have very thick skin, but this shit.
Hope some homeless dude cuts his dick off, feed him with it while they are sharing a box.
That's fucked. I'm sorry for your loss & that you had to deal with that. He's clearly a very sad and angry person.
Glamourmilf
04-27-2016, 09:31 AM
I say hello to everyone in my chatroom, yet hardly anyone says it back to me. OR, if they do, they leave in a flash.>:(
After SIX years of this, I've had it!
So yesterday when it starts happening, I say f..k it. I go to a different screen and surf the net.
I log off and get this is my mailbox.
" How RUDE of you to totally ignore me while I'm in your chatroom! I would NEVER do that to you. Have a nice life."
Lol! That's ALL anybody EVER does to me! How does it feel buddy? Not too good, eh?:-\
LoraDoll
04-27-2016, 10:39 AM
^ yess they are like this in these days, in my experience too. All i do to that is a huge middle finger. So many haters, but thankfully there are still nice people too... after all these years i think trolls changed somehow. They do now "trollstyle v2.0" or whatever lol.
LoraDoll
04-27-2016, 10:52 AM
Yesterday there was a guy in my room. He showed me his toys, that was 2 huge dildo. He asked if i like guys with toys or not (in pvt chat) I say yess.Than he start to touch his dick with both toys. He ask me if i like or not. I say yess lol. ( try hard to hide what i really think actually). than, he ask me to suck a toy together. So i start do do a blowjob and he copy me. Better to say he did a parody about my moves... than i stop. Asking him what is that now. What he says: "i really like to play with toys, and i m not lying"
And i was like: what the fucking hell actually? He told he "can t buy more credits" and i was really thankfull for that.
LoraDoll
04-27-2016, 11:29 AM
brazo87: tits in pvt?
let s go.
brazo87: get up first, I Nedd see more
i m fine like this in free chat
brazo87: bye
lupo3333: Hi , nice sharp webcam
jaxonns: PRETTY FACE BBY PLS STAND SO I CAN SEE YOUR BODY?
filpierre : stand up with heels please
peterloveyou2: i see a stranger girl, don t smile don t talk don t anything just look the display
so this is all they can do.
That person aint exist on the world who would show interest/sympathy for dreadfull people, like these.
ArynAdams
04-27-2016, 11:30 AM
Things I hate hearing....
"There are better jobs."
"Why do you do this for money?"
"Why do you do this to yourself?"
"Why don't you get a job that pays by the hour?"
"All you care about it money."
Part of me wants to explain to them how awesome camming is. How it pays better hourly than almost any job I could go get right now, better than some entry level professional jobs. Has unlimited earning potential. How for me personally, it's the ultimate challenge in self-discipline, and I want to keep going at it until I improve myself in this area... that being your own boss is pretty damn cool. And that I'm not"doing anything to myself," that I'm comfortable with this, and my sexuality as a whole, and I actually want to encourage others around me to be less ashamed of themselves, their bodies, etc.
Then part of me just wants to tell them they're a effin idiot, and offer to do a meet up so I can just punch them in the dick and smile.
Also - why the hell does me wanting to be paid for my job mean all I care about is money? Let me see you get up off your ass and go to your job every day and tell your boss to just go ahead and keep your paycheck. Yeahhhh. Not happening.
I wanted to vent. Hope this is the right thread for this. hahah.
princess_casual
04-27-2016, 01:09 PM
"I've tried CEI and always chicken out. Other girls can't make me. Can you MAKE me do it?"
After getting this 980909709 times I finally snapped and was like "I can't MAKE you do anything you don't want to do. That's on you."
He left of course hehe
Elegantvixen
04-27-2016, 01:55 PM
First day on LiveJasmin.... hoo boy it's interesting.
Somebody wouldn't take no for an answer when I told them I couldn't squirt.
squirt for me bb
yes u can
get g-spot with fingers
mmmhhh
yes u knwo
i am sue
let me just fuck u hard and hard and hard
fingers on top inside
show real vibriationg pussy bb
Right... let me just pull my vibrating pussy out of my box over here...
Sunnylexie
04-27-2016, 02:45 PM
Had someone on SM jump into my room and go right off about how "one of these days he tipped me 5 Gold and I just signed off without showing him anything", and how rude it was of me. I told him he didn't tip anything and he threw a tantrum and started threatening to report me (over $5, right). Hey bucko, I can see what you've spent on me by clicking on your name.
On the plus side, he went pvt after I called him out and demanded that he apologized.
Also - why the hell does me wanting to be paid for my job mean all I care about is money? Let me see you get up off your ass and go to your job every day and tell your boss to just go ahead and keep your paycheck. Yeahhhh. Not happening.
When someone tries to guilt-trip me saying I only care about money, my answer is "You only care about sex". Shuts them up.
Sunnylexie
04-28-2016, 01:17 AM
Impatient prick: Do you have any toys?
Me: yes, many
Impatient prick: Can I see them?
Custie: Grab one of ur pillows and ride it
Custie has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.
Me:*rides it for a bit*
Impatient prick: Rip off *leaves*
What did I rip him off, the 30 precious seconds of his life lol?
SimoneGray
04-28-2016, 08:15 AM
Idiot: Wow bitch...out here looking like a janky ass ghetto hoe. I'm done.
Idiot2: face it babe, you've had ass injections up the wazoo and now you need to pay your doctor's bills...I'm not paying for your sick addiction.
I'd like to just take a moment to state that I've never had plastic surgery of any kind...lol
Sunnylexie
04-28-2016, 09:51 AM
Guys assuming I'm MTF TS because of my short hair - lolwut?
Like, I went through full transition and have been taking hormones to make my body look womanly, but totally forgot to change my damn manly hairstyle and it gave me away! The devil is in the detail =/.
ArynAdams
04-28-2016, 10:21 AM
Idiot: Wow bitch...out here looking like a janky ass ghetto hoe. I'm done.
Idiot2: face it babe, you've had ass injections up the wazoo and now you need to pay your doctor's bills...I'm not paying for your sick addiction.
I'd like to just take a moment to state that I've never had plastic surgery of any kind...lol
wtfffff
TheOutlier
04-28-2016, 10:41 AM
why u touch eye
no touch eye
*leaves*
(I had wiped my eye BEFORE he came into the room for like 2 seconds to get something out of it)
LaceyCummings
04-28-2016, 10:43 AM
ttran797: Can u make me come in 1 min babe
Susperia
04-28-2016, 06:17 PM
CMD Skype Custie : I want a nasty Show
Me: Ok, what do you want to see?
Custie: Messy BJ, Gagging, panty play, gap. I only pay $17 for 7 minutes
Me: Its $21 for 7 minutes.....
He continued to haggle me.....I gave in cuz I needed the show and it was only 7 minutes....
Cam Show Starts: I start doing a messy BJ, then the panty stuffing....
Custie: Show me something Nasty!
Me: What? What do you want to see!!!
He would never tell me exactly what "Nasty" thing he wanted to see, but I'm thinking he wanted me to puke....which I wasn't about to do.... Ugh, I should've just told him to look in the mirror, he was so ugly and must've weighed about 300+ pounds with a small penis. I am never doing shows for him again!