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KittieVenom
04-28-2016, 09:51 PM
Dumbass: Come on baby don't disappoint me
I know you can push yourself farther
Hold it down
Etc

When giving a deepthroat show, and you aren't fooled that he wants you to puke. Like I know what the fuck you're trying to do, mother fucker, and avoiding saying the words "throw up" in hopes that you push me so far that I actually will is pathetic. And I don't puke, bitch.

KittieVenom
04-28-2016, 09:52 PM
Nasty: Code for bodily fluids that aren't spit or cum. At least in my experience.

MistressX
04-28-2016, 10:02 PM
No specific text but who the fuck pays for a show (on cmd) without even talking to me at all first and then getting upset I wont do a show with them?

Lexilexxx
04-28-2016, 10:48 PM
Compulsive masturbater : (During gold show count down) 30.00 gold, Show pussy!!
Me: I can't, it's not allowed.
Compulsive masturbater: sends 70.00 gold, SHOW pussy.
Me: I can't, we have 35 secs. until we go into the the show.
Compulsive masturbater: [email protected] OFF Bitch! Never came into the gold show.
Me: *thinking* Thanks for your money!

I have to throw this guy in. How cute is this one?!

Nice guy: long prvt. says, I feel like I want to do something special for you.
Me: Like what? (thinking more gold) lol
Nice guy: like change your oil or wash your car.
Me: laughing so hard on the inside.... That's all?! haha

Horned up guys can be such a pain in the ass to deal with!!!!!
I want to murder "most" of them!

Lexilexxx
04-28-2016, 10:52 PM
Ladies,

I love this thread, I come here to get pissed off and laugh.

Chellyinparadise
04-29-2016, 01:30 AM
Some guy in free chat who said he doesnt have money

him:
How do I get money and sign up for the show?

PrincessfromHell
04-29-2016, 02:41 AM
Some guy in free chat who said he doesnt have money

him:
How do I get money and sign up for the show?

I swear this is the best shit of all
Golden

Sunnylexie
04-29-2016, 03:05 AM
Some guy in free chat who said he doesnt have money

him:
How do I get money and sign up for the show?


https://youtu.be/sxSEW3sUitA

Chellyinparadise
04-29-2016, 08:02 AM
^^^^^ LOL
I know and sad part of it is he kept asking me came back and fourth in my room for hours asking how can he get some i was explaining to someone what gold was and then he said he was trying to get gold.. reminded me of a pirate LOL

KittyCurious
04-29-2016, 10:56 AM
I'll leave it here. Screenshot of my pearl collection, happened last November or so. F4F burn in hell. 10cpm would be about 0.3 USD a minute my cut. Yeah, right.
44819

Holly_xoxo
04-29-2016, 03:56 PM
TimeWaster : Hey, how's you?
Me: good, thanks. How's your day going?
TimeWaster: I'm bored and in the mood
Me: ah
TimeWaster: Entertain me
Me: I entertain in pvt and excl. If you're just going to sit in free chat, you have to entertain me or I kick you out.
TimeWaster: Fair enough

TimeWaster leaves.

And another winner from this morning...

Loser: MmmmmMmmm....do you have daughter's there?

Loser is blocked.

BustyVixen
04-29-2016, 06:21 PM
Why do guys ask to see either one boob or one nipple? Like oh yeah I charge $15 for a tit flash but if you just want one boob, that's totally gonna be free? So annoying. I had a guy today ask if I do nip slips. I said sure for $15, read my topic. And he says but I don't want a flash, just let the nipple peek out. I said still the same price and he got all mad...these guys sometimes!

DonaDiabla
04-29-2016, 08:53 PM
This dumbass send me this message on Niteflirt and send a huge dick pic as well:

A Black Daddy like me to face fuck you like a good ho do

princess_casual
04-29-2016, 10:40 PM
Guys assuming I'm MTF TS because of my short hair - lolwut?
Like, I went through full transition and have been taking hormones to make my body look womanly, but totally forgot to change my damn manly hairstyle and it gave me away! The devil is in the detail =/.

That doesn't even make sense. I've seen you online before and you have a very soft, pretty, and feminine looking face.

I swear, I never fully grasped how dumb men are before camming. Cat lady spinsterhood, here I come...

Sunnylexie
04-30-2016, 05:40 AM
Why do guys ask to see either one boob or one nipple? Like oh yeah I charge $15 for a tit flash but if you just want one boob, that's totally gonna be free? So annoying. I had a guy today ask if I do nip slips. I said sure for $15, read my topic. And he says but I don't want a flash, just let the nipple peek out. I said still the same price and he got all mad...these guys sometimes!

Boobs are like shoes. Even if you only need one or just the heels, you pay for a pair.

justanothercamgirl
04-30-2016, 09:24 AM
Why do guys ask to see either one boob or one nipple? Like oh yeah I charge $15 for a tit flash but if you just want one boob, that's totally gonna be free? So annoying. I had a guy today ask if I do nip slips. I said sure for $15, read my topic. And he says but I don't want a flash, just let the nipple peek out. I said still the same price and he got all mad...these guys sometimes!

It is the 'foot in the door manipulation technique' that guys love to use.

An example of it in everyday life would be: When you are at the end of a date, "Hey, can I just come in for coffee?" ;)

MyRealNameIsWeird
04-30-2016, 12:37 PM
It is the 'foot in the door manipulation technique' that guys love to use.

An example of it in everyday life would be: When you are at the end of a date, "Hey, can I just come in for coffee?" ;)

Plus, guys can get off on ANYTHING if they try hard enough. If they can get off on "stand up" or "show how long your hair is" they can defo get off on a nipple.

Genoveve
04-30-2016, 07:22 PM
Idiot2: face it babe, you've had ass injections up the wazoo and now you need to pay your doctor's bills...I'm not paying for your sick addiction.

I'd like to just take a moment to state that I've never had plastic surgery of any kind...lol

Take it as a compliment that he cannot believe that your ass is real. I get plenty of people accusing me of having a plastic face when the only thing I do is lip injections and my lips aren't even big, my face as a whole is really normal-looking and boring. So when I hear that 'insult' I'm always like 'Well damn, I must be looking good today,' lol.

princess_casual
04-30-2016, 11:03 PM
It is the 'foot in the door manipulation technique' that guys love to use.

An example of it in everyday life would be: When you are at the end of a date, "Hey, can I just come in for coffee?" ;)

So true. Men are professional scam artists.

Glamourmilf
05-01-2016, 09:32 AM
Dude I've only had 1 session with comes into chat yesterday and asks, "Hey, by any chance, do You live in Vegas?"
I tell him NO.
He says, "Oh, that's too bad, because I'm going to be there next week."
I'm thinking,
Yeah, so? What does that have to do with me? Is he looking for a tour guide, or something (of course I know it's to get together for a free fuck?) Lol!
As if.::)

Holly_xoxo
05-01-2016, 09:40 AM
Loser: I'm horny and ready to cum for you. Wanna see?
Me: Sure, sounds fun
Loser:: can stand up for a while please?at least down ur cam, i wanna seeur bra or what u are dressing in the chest pleaseeee
Me: ummm, no but I can do that in pvt
Loser: so we dont go pvt and u will not see me cum
Me: I think I'll live

Loser leaves room

*sigh* I lied to him, ladies. How can I possibly live now that I missed the chance to see him cum? I'm devastated. Not sure I can pick up the pieces and move on.

BadBitch
05-01-2016, 02:41 PM
Checked my SM mail yesterday. One regular sends me a message that says, "Miss you loads!" I respond with a smile emoji. Then I check my messages a bit ago. Same regular wrote me last night and says, "You probably have better things to do on a Saturday night than watch me jerk off for you huh? lol". That was followed by a 3rd email from him that said, "Wishful thinking........night, enjoy your weekend".

Um, sorry that I was not at your fucking beck and fucking call last night.

These guys are THE neediest mother fuckers I have EVER seen. I responded back and said, "Well, if you wanted me to log on, you should have asked me to in your initial email of "Miss you loads!" then I would have logged on for you."

Sorry if my crystal fucking ball is not working this weekend you fucking moron.

BadBitch
05-01-2016, 02:50 PM
Things I hate hearing....
"There are better jobs."
"Why do you do this for money?"
"Why do you do this to yourself?"
"Why don't you get a job that pays by the hour?"
"All you care about it money."

Part of me wants to explain to them how awesome camming is. How it pays better hourly than almost any job I could go get right now, better than some entry level professional jobs. Has unlimited earning potential. How for me personally, it's the ultimate challenge in self-discipline, and I want to keep going at it until I improve myself in this area... that being your own boss is pretty damn cool. And that I'm not"doing anything to myself," that I'm comfortable with this, and my sexuality as a whole, and I actually want to encourage others around me to be less ashamed of themselves, their bodies, etc.

Then part of me just wants to tell them they're a effin idiot, and offer to do a meet up so I can just punch them in the dick and smile.
Also - why the hell does me wanting to be paid for my job mean all I care about is money? Let me see you get up off your ass and go to your job every day and tell your boss to just go ahead and keep your paycheck. Yeahhhh. Not happening.

I wanted to vent. Hope this is the right thread for this. hahah.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BadBitch
05-01-2016, 02:53 PM
Dumbass: Come on baby don't disappoint me
I know you can push yourself farther
Hold it down
Etc

When giving a deepthroat show, and you aren't fooled that he wants you to puke. Like I know what the fuck you're trying to do, mother fucker, and avoiding saying the words "throw up" in hopes that you push me so far that I actually will is pathetic. And I don't puke, bitch.

I fucking HATE when they say "Push yourself farther". No, fuck you you fucking sick fucking fuck.

Serena-Shields
05-01-2016, 02:56 PM
''That's a lot of makeup''

...I'm wearing less today than usual but ok bb

BadBitch
05-01-2016, 02:57 PM
I'll leave it here. Screenshot of my pearl collection, happened last November or so. F4F burn in hell. 10cpm would be about 0.3 USD a minute my cut. Yeah, right.
44819

I got him as well on F4F. I banned him as soon as he typed that. F4F used to be a fucking nightmare for me. SM was a breath of fresh air. HOWEVER, SM has gotten WORSE than F4F anymore.

CatBBW
05-01-2016, 03:32 PM
Tosser. That is all. (PS: this was on Streamate if you want to block - he came in, posted this, and I blocked.)


gspotdrummer: this is what really annoys me when girls like you get on cam and try and sell yourself because your 2 fuckin lazy 2 get a real fuckin job
its a fuckin disgrace

CatBBW
05-01-2016, 03:59 PM
No_fuel_left: kæft du grim (translated: "Shut up you ugly")

princess_casual
05-01-2016, 07:00 PM
Tosser. That is all. (PS: this was on Streamate if you want to block - he came in, posted this, and I blocked.)


gspotdrummer: this is what really annoys me when girls like you get on cam and try and sell yourself because your 2 fuckin lazy 2 get a real fuckin job
its a fuckin disgrace

Don't sweat trolls like that. The best way to handle them is ignore them... they wanna get a rise from you.

gingerstcyr
05-01-2016, 07:22 PM
Last night was fun. Guy takes me exclusive. C2C all I see is a darkened room and a hand a a cock going at it like he was pumping oil out of the ground. He stops to type goes soft. Every time he types he goes soft. I do my thing talking dirty to him etc. He then types in his phone number tells me to call him. I said use the phone feature. Goes dark for like 5 full minutes while his drunk ass is trying to figure out the feature. All the while asking him questions. He comes back and says he can't figure it out. Help me cum he says. Sure sweetie. So we go back at it. He stops to ask me where are you?. I say Vegas. You? He says NC. We are 20 minutes into this same thing. He asks a question and he goes soft again only to go back at it like a maniac. The best line was "Would you come to NC and have a 3 some with me and my buddy." I said sure send me an email and we can talk about it. Almost 30 minutes of this and he tells me he is in the Marines and would I come to NC and fuck them both. Email me. We can talk about it. Last line from him...."would you come out here for free and fuck us if we paid your airfare?" Seriously? REALLY? He hit his limit and he was gone. I had a Marine boyfriend a long time ago and he used to tell me....You can always tell a Marine. But you can't tell him much. lol How or why would a young Marine spend over $300 to a cam site to jack off and ask the model to fly to NC to fuck them both for free? I looked it up. If he was a sgt or below he makes about $2000 per month gross. WTF?
Well, I am glad he found me. lol God bless the US Marines!



Dude I've only had 1 session with comes into chat yesterday and asks, "Hey, by any chance, do You live in Vegas?"
I tell him NO.
He says, "Oh, that's too bad, because I'm going to be there next week."
I'm thinking,
Yeah, so? What does that have to do with me? Is he looking for a tour guide, or something (of course I know it's to get together for a free fuck?) Lol!
As if.::)

CatieCurve
05-01-2016, 07:27 PM
Its the simplest things that annoy me the most. My biggest pet hate is when I'm in freeview talking and chatting to people and you get one fucker that comes in with What's up BB, smile BB, it might never happen, why are you so sad - kills the mood of the room and there's NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH ME. So there, lol

Chellyinparadise
05-01-2016, 09:37 PM
This idiot whos spent on me on shows knows the rules but asks anyhow and then says this.... dumb asses today. If it was allowed to show pussy i sure the hell wouldnt for a measly 10 gold wtf.
I guess they want everything under sun for nothing during this contest ready to pull my hair out its been rough tonight

can i see it for 10 gold
u know im a pussy man
oh ok
see that sucks bb cus its others that be doing that mess
and it mess it up for the ones that goes by the rules

Peachh
05-01-2016, 11:41 PM
This idiot whos spent on me on shows knows the rules but asks anyhow and then says this.... dumb asses today. If it was allowed to show pussy i sure the hell wouldnt for a measly 10 gold wtf.
I guess they want everything under sun for nothing during this contest ready to pull my hair out its been rough tonight

can i see it for 10 gold
u know im a pussy man
oh ok
see that sucks bb cus its others that be doing that mess
and it mess it up for the ones that goes by the rules

Bahahaha! Those types are pure comedy. I had one come in today and tip 2 gold, then asked (more like demanded) that I "show pussy bb". Lmaooooo. Uhhhhh no. I think I won't, thanks.

Sunnylexie
05-02-2016, 04:41 AM
OBTUSE: HI BB
Me: Hello
how are you doing?
OBTUSE: DO U HAVE A FRND THERE?
BB
Me: Mmmm what do YOU think?
Use some logic ;-) You can find the hints on my profile!
OBTUSE: STOP BEING STUPID AND JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION LADY
NO ONES KNOWS EXCEPT YOU

It's the "Solo girls" section I'm in, my profile says I'm a solo performer, and I never mention I have a guest star available (although one'd expect me advertise the hell out of it and probably even have the person sit there by my side). But I'm the one being stupid, uh-huh.

hyori
05-02-2016, 06:05 AM
On Skype:

grossflower: can you humiliate me?

me: yes, it's $50 for 10 minutes.

grossflower: why is it so expensive

me: because asshats like you need to know how much i'm worth

grossflower: i don't have that much, how about $25

me: then you get 5 minutes, are you illiterate? all my prices are on my site, i assume that's where you found me

grossflower: you don't have to such a bitch

me: what part of humiliatrix do you not get? in fact, i've already spent too much time on you, you worthless turdbucket, goodbye.

grossflower: ok, ok, i'll pay




I fucking love being a cam girl, more than ever. I don't even have to be nice anymore, hahhahaha!

CatBBW
05-02-2016, 06:08 AM
Don't sweat trolls like that. The best way to handle them is ignore them... they wanna get a rise from you.

Yeah I know. I quietly banned him without batting an eyelid. Had I been on a token site where everyone can see what everyone else had posted, I would have replied "You're just jealous that I have a job and you can't get one cos you're an illiterate basement dweller". Or something equally as scathing. ;D

CatBBW
05-02-2016, 06:12 AM
Its the simplest things that annoy me the most. My biggest pet hate is when I'm in freeview talking and chatting to people and you get one fucker that comes in with What's up BB, smile BB, it might never happen, why are you so sad - kills the mood of the room and there's NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH ME. So there, lol

Yeah, I had one last night who kept saying "you're shy, bb" - SHYYYY?? Really???! I take my clothes off for a living!! But what he actually meant was that he couldn't hear me replying to his (numerous) questions because his sound was fucked, so he thought I wasn't replying at all. Derp.

Selenasecret
05-02-2016, 12:43 PM
Yeah you shy bb. Why be shy

I fuck with huge dildos wtf why would I be shy

CatBBW
05-02-2016, 01:08 PM
Yeah you shy bb. Why be shy

I fuck with huge dildos wtf why would I be shy

Did you have him too?!

Holly_xoxo
05-02-2016, 01:48 PM
AllTalk: you like big dick bb
Me : I don't dislike it
AllTalk: I got 10 inches bb. can u handle that
Me: I've noticed that guys that talk about dick size in free chat never go private. Why is that?

AllTalk leaves

It was a legitimate question. I don't think any guy that's bragged about his size in free, has ever gone private (at least with me)

hyori
05-02-2016, 02:34 PM
^^ All guys who brag about 10 inch cocks are lying. A guy with a 10-incher would just go private without any hesitation because he has nothing to prove. If every guy that said he had a 10-incher were real, it would make the international average cock size null and void.

Holly_xoxo
05-02-2016, 03:18 PM
^^ All guys who brag about 10 inch cocks are lying. A guy with a 10-incher would just go private without any hesitation because he has nothing to prove. If every guy that said he had a 10-incher were real, it would make the international average cock size null and void.

Lol - exactly. Same with the ones that come in and ask "you like young cock bb" they never go pvt with me either. The young ones that aren't time wasters just go pvt and don't even bring up their age, unless it comes up.

sovereignv
05-02-2016, 04:28 PM
Talking about making a chocolate stick hard.
Going well and you?
That hair..those lips
And those eyes...
Chocolate men are weak for red hair.
I wany to kiss those lips with my huge chocolate lips.
Make love to your beautiful body.
Want you to feel my chocolate nigga dick inside of you.

44842

I lick your shoulders like melted ice cream cones.

CatBBW
05-02-2016, 06:37 PM
And THERE WE GO with the fucking "are you shy" shit again!! Just cos I won't commit to a gold show - when he's the only one in the room - that involves me "playing" !!

chubbychaser has logged on
chubbychaser: do you do gold shows on here?
ME: (speaking) sometimes
chubbychaser: will you try one today?
ME: (speaking) I don't think so, a bit too quiet for that tonight. What are you looking for tonight?
chubbychaser: just a gold show i think
ME: (speaking) but what exactly do you want in the show? I can just have a chat if you like
chubbychaser: ok i want to see you playing
ME: (speaking) That's fine, I can do that for you in Exclusive *smiling*
chubbychaser: you shy?
ME: (speaking) what the fuck? I get naked and fuck myself for a living, why on earth would you think I am in any way SHY? Is it because I won't do what you want for pennies?
chubbychaser has logged off

Holly_xoxo
05-02-2016, 06:47 PM
SaveAhoe:: Hello
How are you
What brings you here today
Lots of things
too
U seem to be a decent girl
lady
should not be doing all this
why do u want to expose your body in front of somebody who u dont know

Me: why do you want to come on a porn site and see women showing their body to strangers?

SaveAhoe: I'm not here for that. I'm here for conversation only with ppl

Me: If you'd like to have a conversation, we can have that in private. I'm not going to have one with you in freeview.

SaveAhoe leaves

Sadly, the rest of my day didn't fare better with the quality of members I got in my room.

CatBBW
05-02-2016, 06:52 PM
Sadly, the rest of my day didn't fare better with the quality of members I got in my room.

Gawd, I hear you. Today's been like chewing cotton wool.

Holly_xoxo
05-02-2016, 06:55 PM
Gawd, I hear you. Today's been like chewing cotton wool.

I swear I went into a catatonic stupor while sitting in free chat...Lol....I think tomorrow I'll see if AW is any better (fingers crossed)

Chellyinparadise
05-03-2016, 12:58 AM
This fucking idiot tried to pull a fast one thinking id fall for it he got mad when i responded with at the end that i am ready thats why im here but if he dont want to go pvt now im logging out had a long shift. He got mad because i was not giving in to him and was mad cause i was singing a song (not allowed to have a good time i guess lol) and left booo hooo.. i read through him like a book and he didnt like my responses..haha

lick your lips make me wanna lick pussy
you gonna talk dirty to me when i lick em
tell me about how you like to get fucked while i stroke
was gonna go pvt
went somewhere else cus someone grabbed ya
tomorrow is another day
dont wanna keep you up
your like singin ready to sign off
i want you when your all talkin dirty
no
want you when your ready

plumwine
05-03-2016, 09:28 AM
in private..

ttl3636: nipple show please
asshole show
please
chubby bitch

why the fuck do you think my #1 tag is curvy? thanks for your money, idiot

LoraDoll
05-03-2016, 09:38 AM
Talking about making a chocolate stick hard.
Going well and you?
That hair..those lips
And those eyes...
Chocolate men are weak for red hair.
I wany to kiss those lips with my huge chocolate lips.
Make love to your beautiful body.
Want you to feel my chocolate nigga dick inside of you.


man like that make me want to vomit.
maybe he s gay and that his fantasy.