View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Sunnylexie
05-03-2016, 10:45 AM
man like that make me want to vomit.
Yeah they seem to forget too much chocolate makes one sick. For me personally, even a 6-inch "chocolate dick" would be too much, given it isn't hollow inside; I'd want to split it and leave the other half for tomorrow. Inconveniently, those don't seem to come in sizes below 10in.
sovereignv
05-03-2016, 11:01 AM
I'd be more concerned about it melting.
Sunnylexie
05-03-2016, 11:13 AM
...And staining your sheets poopy brown.
princess_casual
05-03-2016, 01:20 PM
AllTalk: you like big dick bb
Me : I don't dislike it
AllTalk: I got 10 inches bb. can u handle that
Me: I've noticed that guys that talk about dick size in free chat never go private. Why is that?
AllTalk leaves
It was a legitimate question. I don't think any guy that's bragged about his size in free, has ever gone private (at least with me)
Soo true. But also, why do I care how big their dicks are? I don't need to "handle" jack shit on cam hahaha
Genoveve
05-03-2016, 02:41 PM
Talking about making a chocolate stick hard.
Going well and you?
That hair..those lips
And those eyes...
Chocolate men are weak for red hair.
I wany to kiss those lips with my huge chocolate lips.
Make love to your beautiful body.
Want you to feel my chocolate nigga dick inside of you.
You know he's as white as can be in reality too.
MistressX
05-03-2016, 05:07 PM
Talking about making a chocolate stick hard.
Going well and you?
That hair..those lips
And those eyes...
Chocolate men are weak for red hair.
I wany to kiss those lips with my huge chocolate lips.
Make love to your beautiful body.
Want you to feel my chocolate nigga dick inside of you.
I lick your shoulders like melted ice cream cones.
I just cant XD "nigga dicks" just make me think of turds. I cant get into black dudes.. and when they come in and ask if I like black dudes.. Im just like -__- ummm never had one so....?????? Technically I'm not lying... just not telling them the whole truth how I feel about it lol
CatieCurve
05-03-2016, 05:42 PM
custie: do you have stockings
me - yes have them on - showing them off
custie: do you have toys
me - yes I have toys
custie - do you have a big black dildo
me - yes I have one - waving it
custie - do you play with it in pvt and blow job
me - yes I can do that
cusite - can you gag on it
me - yes I can do that
custie - can you vomit on it or drool
me - yes I can do that in pvt
custie - do you do anal in pvt
me - yes I can do that
custie - will you fist
me - (thinking - fuck right off) - no I don't do that
custie - ok bye
Chellyinparadise
05-03-2016, 06:50 PM
haha this guy said i was no fun when i said it was against site rules to do what he wanted regarding the watersports thing lol wanted me to do it regardless i said no way. not doing something against rules just to please your hard dick sorry no go away limp haha
bigsloappetite: i want to see you bend over, pinch your nipples, anal toys, potentially watersports
no fun
Chellyinparadise
05-03-2016, 08:17 PM
Why cant guys just be for real on their size atleast if youre going to lie please be realistic haha when i asked if he could prove it on cam he said yes but low and behold he logs off lol
if 14 inches is big yes
i can and have on numerous occasions
im ready when you are sexy lady
MistressX
05-03-2016, 09:16 PM
Yeah man I had a guy claim his dick was 13.5 inches and I said hey you should call up the guiness book of world records lol he was like oh I didnt know it was that big, I was like yeah you a fuckin liar lol
Sunnylexie
05-04-2016, 05:21 AM
44851
Holly_xoxo
05-04-2016, 06:53 AM
Why cant guys just be for real on their size atleast if youre going to lie please be realistic haha when i asked if he could prove it on cam he said yes but low and behold he logs off lol
if 14 inches is big yes
i can and have on numerous occasions
im ready when you are sexy lady
A couple years ago I turned on someone's cam and he had the biggest dick I've ever seen. I usually don't have a reaction to size but my jaw kinda dropped. I put my face really close to the monitor to get a better look because I thought maybe it was a prop....Lol...I asked how big it was and he said 15 inches. I don't think he was lying. It was huge. He had 2 hands on it and there was room for a few more and it was really thick.
He seemed proud of it but I felt bad for him. How many women could possibly fuck that? Could he even get a blowjob? My jaw would have to unhinge to be able to get around it.
Yuck! I'd run if some guy unzipped his pants and that came out!!
Chellyinparadise
05-04-2016, 09:26 AM
A couple years ago I turned on someone's cam and he had the biggest dick I've ever seen. I usually don't have a reaction to size but my jaw kinda dropped. I put my face really close to the monitor to get a better look because I thought maybe it was a prop....Lol...I asked how big it was and he said 15 inches. I don't think he was lying. It was huge. He had 2 hands on it and there was room for a few more and it was really thick.
He seemed proud of it but I felt bad for him. How many women could possibly fuck that? Could he even get a blowjob? My jaw would have to unhinge to be able to get around it.
Yuck! I'd run if some guy unzipped his pants and that came out!!
Holy shit thats crazy,i sure the hell would be shocked too. In the 10 yrs almost ive been camming ive only seen someone prove a big one at 11 inches. And i thought that was massive haha. I agree with you in real life though i would run for dear life if someone had something that big haha Not many women could handle that as you said, and i sure the hell dont want to try lol.
LoraDoll
05-04-2016, 11:58 AM
so the setup is: i reached my goal for today, yesterday lol. I just sitting here chilling drinking some coffee, talkin to regulars. That s when, mr I know everything arrives. He keep calling me Barbie...
cesarwantyou: Barbie, you are so beautiful, but, if you smile it would better
cesarwantyou: Guys love when see the smile of the beautiful girl like you
A***: really? i tought they like middle finge r better.
cesarwantyou: idiot guys, you are allright
cesarwantyou: you are better than idiot guys
30cmbabe : can i see feet please?
A*** yeah. now see that? he asking if he sees feet or not. now i need to explain: no, there s no feet actually
A***: and if u would like to have fun, move ur ass to pvt maybe?
cesarwantyou: this is erotic chat, you know
Actually i was high, and just joked around. But that was the moment i ve banned the stupidass. :D
Thankfully i ve got a surprise after that conservation, from a guy who had some sense of humour.
Anyway if u girls aint realized yet, this is an "erotic chat" ! :D
avayoungxo
05-04-2016, 02:24 PM
LoveAndMore: is it normal for a 13 year old 2 watch porn my son watched it once
no its not normal, sir. Your son is the only 13 year old boy on this PLANET that even knows what the porn is! Watch out or he will be injecting the marijuanas soon!
OR
you, sir, are gross for talking about an underage boy.
TheOutlier
05-04-2016, 03:15 PM
LoveAndMore: is it normal for a 13 year old 2 watch porn my son watched it once
no its not normal, sir. Your son is the only 13 year old boy on this PLANET that even knows what the porn is! Watch out or he will be injecting the marijuanas soon!
OR
you, sir, are gross for talking about an underage boy.
I ban those immediately. It's 99% a creepy loser wanting to jack off to something about underage or incest..
SweetJulia
05-04-2016, 05:01 PM
OMG-I, a cam girl, got called a whore! For the first time ever in the history of everything. This has never happened before, especially in the twelve years I've been in adult work. Does anyone know what to do in such a situation? Cuz I tried looking up what to do after such a traumatic event online, but all I got was dating site pop ups leading to white labels of SM.
OT-I had to make a new account cuz I stupidly didn't remember my password and cannot get into the email i signed up with. Is there any way for me to get into my old account and goddess status lol?
DonaDiabla
05-04-2016, 06:34 PM
This guy on skype: He paid and then started to say:
Are you a cam model because your daddy used to rape you as a little girl?
Ban and remove off skype. I will not entertained violent pedo fantasies on skype, sickos. Go somewhere else with that.
hyori
05-04-2016, 06:39 PM
^^ When I get sickos like that I like to one up with something like, "are you contacting me because you want me to sodomize you like your uncle? Oh, my mistake, I think it's more likely that you need to dig up your mom from her grave and masturbate with her skeletal feet."
Chellyinparadise
05-04-2016, 06:42 PM
These guys piss me off, clear my room and do this demanding shit in pvt for one minute then leaves, made me dry like the desert. I did sensual teasing and told him ill get to it just slow down for a sec and enjoy it. He kept demanding being rude just a little of what i dealt with. He is a quickie one so if you ladies see him be prepared.
Citychef69: Get naked for me and get me off
Citychef69: Go baby
Pussy and ass
AlyssaJane
05-04-2016, 07:45 PM
44856
This dude was hysterical right up until the part where he creeped me out. Ban.
Sunnylexie
05-05-2016, 02:09 PM
It just dawned on me most guys interact with us as if we were NPC in a computer game.
You: Boobs bb!
The Pussy Vendor: wut?
You: *Hm-m, didn't work. Let me rephrase it* Hi bb, show some boobs!
The Pussy Vendor: Sure, for 5 gold ;)
You: *Ok let's convince her!* bb please <3<3
The Pussy Vendor: As soon as you tip.
You: *Shit, wish I'd put more points into Charisma. Ok there's one more option left, pretty sure it will work!* too bad bb i wanted to take you pvt 20 min but I can't unless I'm sure they're good!
The Pussy Vendor: Lol GTFO.
You: *DAMN IT! Gotta load the autosave from when I entered her room* *leave the chat, come back after 20 seconds* Boobs bb!
Holly_xoxo
05-05-2016, 03:31 PM
I got my dick so hard
u
I got a 9in
Can u lay back baby an take it
plz baby
I want u so bad an treat u real good baby an when I get paid I got u
ill talk to u real dirty baby an I promise
Me: and you expect me to do this in free chat? Why not just watch a porno? you'd get off a lot quicker than bouncing from room to room begging.
Cas u do it so much better
*blocked*
MissAdriana
05-05-2016, 03:53 PM
sirnelite0714: Your such a bitch not worth going prem
I clearly call myself a bitch on my profile page lol legit
Chellyinparadise
05-05-2016, 06:13 PM
Guy comes in and expects me to do this in free..
nolanbri: question, how much gold for you to use a vibrator on yourself, nobody knowing, you dont have to shpw anything but you will eventually cum?
my reply was...
Heather7679
05-05-2016, 06:14 PM
LMAOOOOO . This loser on niteflirt sent me a message:
Ncbicyler: hi, your price is too high. You are hot, less money, more volume, econ101. Trust me.
My response : Mind your business , I make more than you. i dont need your advice loser. : )
Chellyinparadise
05-05-2016, 08:13 PM
I cant stand when they ask hows work, what does it matter to them. Then he says i look stoned more than him told him i have a head cold he says oh sorry.. i feel like shit and having to put in these long ass hours sick or not, just cant deal with these guys..where is the guys coming from today, sitting here dealing with these assholes..
willharper749: yo girl
hows work
mike: Big boobs? (while i have them in cam and can clearly see they are.. wtf? )
purplemonkeys: can u make ur fingers wet bb plz? i say sure in pvt ... he leaves..
Heather7679
05-05-2016, 09:50 PM
I cant stand when they ask hows work, what does it matter to them. Then he says i look stoned more than him told him i have a head cold he says oh sorry.. i feel like shit and having to put in these long ass hours sick or not, just cant deal with these guys..where is the guys coming from today, sitting here dealing with these assholes..
willharper749: yo girl
hows work
mike: Big boobs? (while i have them in cam and can clearly see they are.. wtf? )
purplemonkeys: can u make ur fingers wet bb plz? i say sure in pvt ... he leaves..
I swear I hate all men tonight. I can't believe I haven't gone straight up lez dealing with these idiots .
Chellyinparadise
05-05-2016, 10:20 PM
I swear I hate all men tonight. I can't believe I haven't gone straight up lez dealing with these idiots .
Haha i hear ya, the men tonight are pushing their luck lol
Melyssax
05-05-2016, 10:21 PM
"You should text me" ...
Uh no, you should tip me or GTFOH!!!
Classy_Katy
05-06-2016, 01:52 AM
"where does your wand go?" - "have a show and find out!"
"what do you do in pvt?" - "that depends on what you would like me to do"
"you don't give much away do you?" - "I've been doing this for a long time!"
justanothercamgirl
05-06-2016, 07:39 AM
It just dawned on me most guys interact with us as if we were NPC in a computer game.
You: Boobs bb!
The Pussy Vendor: wut?
You: *Hm-m, didn't work. Let me rephrase it* Hi bb, show some boobs!
The Pussy Vendor: Sure, for 5 gold ;)
You: *Ok let's convince her!* bb please <3<3
The Pussy Vendor: As soon as you tip.
You: *Shit, wish I'd put more points into Charisma. Ok there's one more option left, pretty sure it will work!* too bad bb i wanted to take you pvt 20 min but I can't unless I'm sure they're good!
The Pussy Vendor: Lol GTFO.
You: *DAMN IT! Gotta load the autosave from when I entered her room* *leave the chat, come back after 20 seconds* Boobs bb!
OMG! I didn't realize this until you mention it.
This is so true! O.O
DonaDiabla
05-06-2016, 08:28 AM
Here is a strange customs request on extralunchmoney:
Can you do a video where a guy jacks off in your nose and inside of ear for 50 credits?
WTF? Who is letting guys jack off in their ear :(
Chellyinparadise
05-06-2016, 11:32 AM
Here is a strange customs request on extralunchmoney:
Can you do a video where a guy jacks off in your nose and inside of ear for 50 credits?
WTF? Who is letting guys jack off in their ear :(
Haha i know this is weird but some guy a long time ago, maybe 5 yrs or so asked me if he could fuck my earings while i wore them, was wearing the big hoops and he said i just want to fuck the shit out of your ear while you have them on fucking strange.. thought you might get a laugh off this one, i totally forgot about ear guy until now haha..
SoloDesire
05-06-2016, 02:45 PM
Yep...finally had this winner today on SM.
(of course I ignored him the entire time...like a boss)
lbridcut: Before we start I need to clear some things up...
lbridcut: I don't go pvt nor do I pay for anything ever!
now that 's sorted up I want u to slowly strip naked saying my name over and over again..
lbridcut: like a good girl
lbridcut: are we square?
lbridcut: and before I'm banned I just like to add one thing
1 and 1 is 2
lbridcut: yeah ignore me thats ur best bet
http://i66.tinypic.com/2lvxw84.gif
SuperPookie
05-06-2016, 06:06 PM
"You speak English really well"
I'm a American :/
LoraDoll
05-06-2016, 06:20 PM
someone69420: can I make you pregnant?
A*** sure inpvt. Let s go! :D
someone69420: tell me to do it and I will
A*** ok. go pvt!
someone69420: tell me to make you pregnant
A*** go pvt now!
someone69420: say it out loud and I will go pvt
A*** go now!
someone69420: not til you say it
A***: i told. It s not my fault that u re an idiot o.O
heyho
05-06-2016, 06:50 PM
"I'm in the UK too! We should meet up and fuck."
Sigh. Does that line ever work for you?
"Oh ho ho you'd be surprised babe. I've had girls on this site wanna pay ME for sex. You'll know why when we meet up!!"
"(types like 8 winky faces)"
(I ignore him.)
"WELL????? (more winky faces)"
(Continue ignoring. He lurks silently for 15mins.)
"Haha you just lost probably the biggest dick you'll ever be in the same room with. You could've changed your life but you're too bitchy. Ciao!!"
DelishIrish
05-06-2016, 08:18 PM
"I'm in the UK too! We should meet up and fuck."
Sigh. Does that line ever work for you?
"Oh ho ho you'd be surprised babe. I've had girls on this site wanna pay ME for sex. You'll know why when we meet up!!"
"(types like 8 winky faces)"
(I ignore him.)
"WELL????? (more winky faces)"
(Continue ignoring. He lurks silently for 15mins.)
"Haha you just lost probably the biggest dick you'll ever be in the same room with. You could've changed your life but you're too bitchy. Ciao!!"
Omg, I can't face palm hard enough or roll my eyes back in my head far enough for this...
PrincessfromHell
05-06-2016, 08:43 PM
"You speak English really well"
I'm a American :/
I know right.
to all those "you are such a beautiful womEn"
PrincessfromHell
05-06-2016, 08:47 PM
"I'm in the UK too! We should meet up and fuck."
Sigh. Does that line ever work for you?
"Oh ho ho you'd be surprised babe. I've had girls on this site wanna pay ME for sex. You'll know why when we meet up!!"
"(types like 8 winky faces)"
(I ignore him.)
"WELL????? (more winky faces)"
(Continue ignoring. He lurks silently for 15mins.)
"Haha you just lost probably the biggest dick you'll ever be in the same room with. You could've changed your life but you're too bitchy. Ciao!!"
For once that mistery cam girl who does not fuck strangers getting paid in his dick's inches
weirdo
boo
Do you believe they even exist?!
Holly_xoxo
05-06-2016, 08:48 PM
"I'm in the UK too! We should meet up and fuck."
Sigh. Does that line ever work for you?
"Oh ho ho you'd be surprised babe. I've had girls on this site wanna pay ME for sex. You'll know why when we meet up!!"
"(types like 8 winky faces)"
(I ignore him.)
"WELL????? (more winky faces)"
(Continue ignoring. He lurks silently for 15mins.)
"Haha you just lost probably the biggest dick you'll ever be in the same room with. You could've changed your life but you're too bitchy. Ciao!!"
Well if he means "biggest dick" as in biggest idiot...than ya, I'm sure he is that...Lol
Sunnylexie
05-07-2016, 02:19 PM
"I'm in the UK too! We should meet up and fuck."
Sigh. Does that line ever work for you?
"Oh ho ho you'd be surprised babe. I've had girls on this site wanna pay ME for sex. You'll know why when we meet up!!"
"(types like 8 winky faces)"
(I ignore him.)
"WELL????? (more winky faces)"
(Continue ignoring. He lurks silently for 15mins.)
"Haha you just lost probably the biggest dick you'll ever be in the same room with. You could've changed your life but you're too bitchy. Ciao!!"
Even if women were so simplistic a big dick was enough to change their lives, one can be bought off Amazon and enjoyed without having to suffer through the worst date of your life.
Serena-Shields
05-07-2016, 04:28 PM
''REAL girls are never as cunty as you in real life''
L M A O Thank you for that advice
chelsea_
05-07-2016, 04:32 PM
Just reading this fills me with RAGE. SO ANNOYING.
camming_chriss
05-07-2016, 07:41 PM
rtx0: hi
me: hello
rtx0: can i be honest with u?
me: try
rtx0: im in hospital, its the last day of my life, and doctor told me if i see tits in free and masturbate, i will survive
me: lol
camming_chriss
05-07-2016, 07:42 PM
double post
MissAdriana
05-07-2016, 09:58 PM
Kinkyguy4u: want to hear something crazy?
Kinkyguy4u: I have a tampon inside me!
Nobody even gives a fuck dude. Oh yeah... what I most want to hear is: silence and the tip sound
CatBBW
05-08-2016, 02:05 PM
Thinks he's funny...
chrisnorman1 enters the room
chrisnorman1: hey do you have a tv remote to hand?
CatBBW: yes I do
chrisnorman1: would you be prepared to use it?
CatBBW: yes...? (thinking he wants an insertion fetish thing)
chrisnorman1: cool well david attinborough is on at the moment any chance of watching as its better than this shite
**kicks out**
CatBBW
05-08-2016, 03:19 PM
Chancer33 enters the room
CatBBW: hi hows you
Chancer33: so did you eat a Romanian model?
CatBBW: what do you mean?
Chancer33: So what you do they dont?
CatBBW: Um...I speak perfect English ..?
Then I got taken private by some other idiot :O