View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
SimoneGray
05-08-2016, 03:24 PM
Got this gem in my inbox:
"hy bb I am horny right now can u get online right now and make me cum? bb pls"
Uh...yes, of course, because I totally drop everything for someone that has never bought a show.
DonaDiabla
05-08-2016, 04:24 PM
Oooh, that guy must have some cannibal fetish :) LOL!
Chancer33 enters the room
CatBBW: hi hows you
Chancer33: so did you eat a Romanian model?
CatBBW: what do you mean?
Chancer33: So what you do they dont?
CatBBW: Um...I speak perfect English ..?
Then I got taken private by some other idiot :O
DonaDiabla
05-08-2016, 04:28 PM
This was in psychic chatroom:
Do you like chocolate men?
You need to see chocolate dick?
Ummmm...this is a psychic service not an adult service, moron. Instant block after I got my 20 dollars out of you. I hate when guys are too cheap to go on a regular webcam site.
MissAdriana
05-08-2016, 04:38 PM
R8erdog65: not even close to bein hard
R8erdog65: It's not like that. I just respect women. Not some prev that just gets hard.
I'm from Texas U
R8erdog65: But now if u want to get it hard I aint goin stop u lol
R8erdog65 has been banned by the model
princess_casual
05-08-2016, 04:40 PM
''REAL girls are never as cunty as you in real life''
L M A O Thank you for that advice
haha let's be honest.... girls don't give him the time of day in real life.
heyho
05-08-2016, 04:51 PM
R8erdog65: not even close to bein hard
R8erdog65: It's not like that. I just respect women. Not some prev that just gets hard.
I'm from Texas U
R8erdog65: But now if u want to get it hard I aint goin stop u lol
R8erdog65 has been banned by the model
Urrrrgh I hate men that try to impress us like that. We're not here to be impressed, we're here for that cash cash monayyy! Gimme ALL the hard penises because their wallets will follow, the limp respectful "special" ones can take a seat until they're ready to pay for my fawning attention.
LoraDoll
05-08-2016, 05:38 PM
brodribb: Where are you from please?
A***: no.
A***: pvt?
brodribb: What country are you from please?
Fuck you, moron?!
Anyway. Actually i m amazed, how most people dont have a damn clue about, this is a job we do. I mean, since it s slow i have more time to analize stuff what s goin on there, and so on. Most of them so damn dumb.
PrincessfromHell
05-08-2016, 06:28 PM
Keeps coming to my freechat (a free member) offering me a dinner date cuz we are "soulmates"
Next time I will surelly accept
and hard being a strong woman?
are there such losers for real? I can't even
44888
LoraDoll
05-09-2016, 12:35 AM
^ u cant wait i guess.
Basic moron: i hate these:
aanderson1 : you are beautiful
aanderson1 : stand up bb
A***: so u say something shit than u have the right to demand or what
A***: i dont think anyone here working for "compliments"
as i imagined we working here for compliments, i just laughed so hard.
Sunnylexie
05-09-2016, 01:22 AM
Chancer33 enters the room
CatBBW: hi hows you
Chancer33: so did you eat a Romanian model?
CatBBW: what do you mean?
Chancer33: So what you do they dont?
CatBBW: Um...I speak perfect English ..?
Also, kick nitpicking assholes trying to make you prove your worth?
CatBBW
05-09-2016, 07:14 AM
Also, kick nitpicking assholes trying to make you prove your worth?
Oh yes, he would have been kicked if I hadn't been taken private, I was on my way to the kick button and then the private arrived.
TheOutlier
05-09-2016, 10:08 AM
goqoda eveniqng lhol
l
u ok
look
ing veryy veroy acttrerqloving tdfhe red hair
kbjloody tabxlget
(Maybe not English? On a tablet? I don't know..)
Sunnylexie
05-09-2016, 10:20 AM
goqoda eveniqng lhol
l
u ok
look
ing veryy veroy acttrerqloving tdfhe red hair
kbjloody tabxlget
(Maybe not English? On a tablet? I don't know..)
Lol this pretty much describes my relationship with touchscreens. I dread of the day when phones with buttons go extinct.
TheOutlier
05-09-2016, 10:41 AM
Lol this pretty much describes my relationship with touchscreens. I dread of the day when phones with buttons go extinct.
Me too! I usually get back replies to texts with something like "wait what are you doing with a duck?" or "are you drunk?"
Marina Starr
05-09-2016, 06:44 PM
On Streamateland...
babrer: Give me your Facebook name bbe and i will cam2cam you and cum for you bbe
babrer has been BLOCKED.
*** I'm a lot of things, I've been call many things by many people but one thing I'm NOT is a free Hoe!
sovereignv
05-09-2016, 08:19 PM
*Guy enters pvt looking for "discipline"*
Me: Hello, so you'e looking for some discipline, eh? What kind of discipline? Physical? Mental? Pain? Orgasm control?
Him: sorry but i don't have time for 50 Q's (and i don't wont to be rude)
but i'll catch you later.
*logs off*
/:O
LizzyMe
05-09-2016, 08:59 PM
Him: Hi bb, my cock could satisfy you a long time.
Me: Oh yesss, I would Enjoy being satisfied by your cock in private
Him: bb, my cock is so big!
Me: Ooo.. Mmm...come show me how big your sexy cock is.
Him: My cock could make you feel so good.
Me: Mmm...You are starting to make me wet just imagining about what your cock could be like, we could get very naughty in private.
Him: WHATS A PRIVATE..???
freyasnecklace
05-10-2016, 08:23 AM
[5/9/16, 9:28:44 PM] GUY: Not sure if it's doable... But I'm picturing you in black lipstick, glasses, tight latex medical gloves and smoking a cigarette while you have me all gagged and my face sealed up airtight in plastic and nylon pantyhose.
[5/9/16, 9:30:06 PM] Me: For a show or video?
[5/9/16, 9:30:21 PM] Guy: A show
[5/9/16, 9:30:32 PM] Guy: So you can see me suffer up close as well
[5/9/16, 9:31:24 PM] Me: No- It's too easy for you to pass out.
[5/9/16, 9:33:13 PM] Guy: Well I have been doing breath play for close to 20 years, so I am confident in my skills, but you need to be comfortable. And I understand your trepidation.
[5/9/16, 9:33:40 PM] Guy: And I respect your feelings on it
[5/9/16, 9:34:43 PM] Me: I'm not sure of the legalities if something did happen. I know consensual breath play is still illegal in some states. Have no idea how that applies over web cam
[5/9/16, 9:35:11 PM] Guy: Well, feel free to do it to me in person :D :D :D
Yeah- I don't care how long you've been doing it, idiot. Breath play is the riskiest thing you can do >.> Do not let guys do this, ladies.
DonaDiabla
05-10-2016, 09:53 AM
This college jock wants to pay for a skype session:
College Jock: Can I pay you via Amazon giftcard?
Me: You can pay me via Visa giftcard, Neiman Marcus giftcard, or one of my several payment processors. ( I am not getting paid via Amazon giftcard)
College Jock: You are one picky bitch about the money side of things. I am too hot for you anyways, hoe.
Me: What's the matter, baby? You saw my cost and you can not afford it. Whose hot stuff now, jock?
College Jock was blocked. I can't stand broke motherfuckers and scammers trying to use Amazon to pay.
SimoneGray
05-10-2016, 12:26 PM
Idiot: Hey bb! Wow you gorgeous. Tell me when was the last time you pee? Was it a long one or a short one? Was it light or dark? This is exciting!
Lolwut...
avayoungxo
05-10-2016, 12:50 PM
Guy asks to see me stand up
I give him automated text: 5 gold for ass flash, 3 gold to stand, 2 gold for feet. NUDITY in private chat only.
he tips two gold
I show my feet
He says "wow i tipped two gold and you didn't show your body!"
I told him to read the text again.
He leaves.
I'm done.
LizzyMe
05-10-2016, 04:08 PM
A man on cam told me he loves to masterbate all the time. He does it in the work bathroom and most recently at the hairdresser.
Him: I play with my dick when my Hot female hairstylist gives me a haircut.
Me: Does your hairdresser know you how much she turns you on?
Him: No, I do this when my hands are under the cutting cape. He said "I told her I shake when my blood sugar levels drop.
Me: Your stylist deserves a big gratuity for her abilities.
Him: Haircut and gratuity equals 20 dollars
Him: You remind me of my hairdresser. I want to do a role play with you. I want you to shampoo and condition and trim your pussy hair and I will fantasize it is my hair. Then I want you to masterbate, orgasm and say my name.
Him: Can you get going at it, I only have 20 dollars
LMFAO
princess_casual
05-10-2016, 05:13 PM
This college jock wants to pay for a skype session:
College Jock: Can I pay you via Amazon giftcard?
Me: You can pay me via Visa giftcard, Neiman Marcus giftcard, or one of my several payment processors. ( I am not getting paid via Amazon giftcard)
College Jock: You are one picky bitch about the money side of things. I am too hot for you anyways, hoe.
Me: What's the matter, baby? You saw my cost and you can not afford it. Whose hot stuff now, jock?
College Jock was blocked. I can't stand broke motherfuckers and scammers trying to use Amazon to pay.
Wait.. so he gives you one option for payment, and you say that won't work and give him 3+ other options and *you're* the picky one?
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DonaDiabla
05-10-2016, 06:33 PM
Girl, I still do not know why that was such a big deal for him. But it was and he got blocked :)
Wait.. so he gives you one option for payment, and you say that won't work and give him 3+ other options and *you're* the picky one?
44901
SweetJulia
05-10-2016, 08:46 PM
Even if women were so simplistic a big dick was enough to change their lives, one can be bought off Amazon and enjoyed without having to suffer through the worst date of your life.
So my new signature. Ps-the guy who hacked into my e-mail somehow got located and injured. Pps-dont fick with Russians.
Sunnylexie
05-11-2016, 03:08 AM
A doofus gave me a fake name a while ago and threw a tantrum today about me "misnaming" him in pvt. Could make a note or something to keep track of his lies lol.
Marina Starr
05-11-2016, 04:53 AM
Girl, that cracks me the fuck up. Typical fuck boys, LOL!
This college jock wants to pay for a skype session:
College Jock: Can I pay you via Amazon giftcard?
Me: You can pay me via Visa giftcard, Neiman Marcus giftcard, or one of my several payment processors. ( I am not getting paid via Amazon giftcard)
College Jock: You are one picky bitch about the money side of things. I am too hot for you anyways, hoe.
Me: What's the matter, baby? You saw my cost and you can not afford it. Whose hot stuff now, jock?
College Jock was blocked. I can't stand broke motherfuckers and scammers trying to use Amazon to pay.
Sunnylexie
05-11-2016, 08:19 AM
Tried a GS on Monday, today I got the message. Wondering if anyone else has received one of these?
44909
FYI: 1) I've NEVER offered any extras as an incentive to buy in my Gold shows, 2) The person has never tipped me $25 (he did buy in the GS, but it was a minimum pledge. Little did the fucker know I don't do that many GS as to lose track of them); 3) I don't even have 150 vids, for that matter))).
TheBrownFox
05-11-2016, 08:57 AM
This college jock wants to pay for a skype session:
College Jock: Can I pay you via Amazon giftcard?
Me: You can pay me via Visa giftcard, Neiman Marcus giftcard, or one of my several payment processors. ( I am not getting paid via Amazon giftcard)
College Jock: You are one picky bitch about the money side of things. I am too hot for you anyways, hoe.
Me: What's the matter, baby? You saw my cost and you can not afford it. Whose hot stuff now, jock?
College Jock was blocked. I can't stand broke motherfuckers and scammers trying to use Amazon to pay.
What an ass. I can't stand the guys who use the "I'm a college student" sob story to act like they can't pay. I just wanna tell them "Oh? Well I'm a SINGLE MOM, so....." Lmao.
They might as well just say "I'm never gonna pay you, so I'm just gonna keep taking advantage of this ImLive text chat box feature until you finally kick me out, bb."
Heather7679
05-11-2016, 08:58 AM
Fucktard on streamate tips $75 in my free chat and disappears. I was like whoa, thanks ! Ten minutes later he comes back demanding me to do a show in free chat for him and starts getting all nasty and mean . BLOCK .
Not my fault you're too fucking stupid to know how the site works .
Sunnylexie
05-11-2016, 09:09 AM
Fucktard on streamate tips $75 in my free chat and disappears. I was like whoa, thanks ! Ten minutes later he comes back demanding me to do a show in free chat for him and starts getting all nasty and mean . BLOCK .
Not my fault you're too fucking stupid to know how the site works .
BTW has anyone else noticed an influx of new/clueless guys? Not that I'm complaning, because many are legit - but I had to make a new set of canned messages with instructions.
DancesWithSloths
05-11-2016, 03:06 PM
Him: "OMG, your body looks fantastic!" *pause* "And this is coming from an 18-year-old."
Right, I'll just go celebrate that my geriatric (mid-thirties) frame has received your approval. You'll be getting a block exclusive, then, right? No? I'm shocked.
ophellia
05-11-2016, 04:09 PM
Has anyone else met the cannibal who wants to pretend to eat your feet and calves while you pretend to be the waitress and serve yourself up? O.o
Genoveve
05-11-2016, 04:22 PM
^^No but I wish. That would be amaze.
Sunnylexie
05-11-2016, 11:03 PM
Little shit: are you english?
Me: nope
Little shit: Your profile says GB, it's deceiving
It has to be your real country
change it or I'm reporting you!
Me: No it hasn't. We're entitled to setting our location to a different country for safety and privacy sake.
Little shit: or for profits
Me: How is this supposed to be for profits?
Little shit: EE models changing their location so they could charge premium rates
like you do!
So, you fucker admit that EE models are discriminated against to an extent where they have to disguise their locations to be paid and treated equally - and then get mad about them posting "misleading" info on their profiles? Go rot in septic hell.
P.S. I'm charging 4.99 and 5.99. If these are "premium rates" in his opinion, I dread to think what "normal" ones are.
SimoneGray
05-12-2016, 02:56 AM
Idiot: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sex
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sex
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sex me sex with me
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
do it right
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
love u sex me
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ha...wut?
BustyVixen
05-12-2016, 06:15 AM
BTW has anyone else noticed an influx of new/clueless guys? Not that I'm complaning, because many are legit - but I had to make a new set of canned messages with instructions.
Yes. I had one guy so confused how to give gold. I kept telling him there's a huge button right on your screen. He said he didn't get it. I call bullshit.
heyho
05-12-2016, 05:51 PM
In a private show using my big dildo, douchenozzle keeps telling me to pound it HARDER FASTER STRONGER DEEPER.
Me: Heheh no honey that would hurt, I get so much more pleasure going tantalisingly slow like this
Douche: Come on I promise it will feel AMAZING
Douche: Poud it deep and hard, you'll cum so hard
Douche: Just try it
Me: I have, but going crazy on my sensitive little puss just doesn't do it for me.
Douche: JUST TRY
Douche: please
Douche: it will feel amazing I swear, I wanna see you cum hard
Me: I can cum hard like this, just wait for it...
Douche: NO you won't
Douche: You need to be fucking you self hard to really cum
Douche: trust me I know
Me: YOU DON'T KNOW MY VAGINA
Goddamn that was the first private this year I've had to close myself.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--dS9LTizF--/nar0768e13w5lfss1ubr.gif
sovereignv
05-12-2016, 06:20 PM
Why are guys so fucking obsessed with women coming in a way that's appealing to them? Asshole. You don't know.
Like it's impossible for them to conceptualize how little they actually do know, about anything. They're so ignorant that they think they're smart.
Which is like the essence of masculinity now that I think of it
PrincessfromHell
05-12-2016, 06:56 PM
it made me laugh so hard44926
FayeValentine
05-13-2016, 12:49 PM
Him: Why are you here showing off your temple? God made you for your king's eyes only.
Me: Well neither of us are religious so that means nothing to me.
Him: Oh. Well Jesus said...
*blocked*
Who tries to spread the good word on a cam site???
Heather7679
05-13-2016, 10:24 PM
Guys are so fucking clueless how the vagina works . I get idiots like that all the time . Sorry loser I'm not going to pound myself senseless because you don't understand what we like . And that's why you're not having real sex . Lol
In a private show using my big dildo, douchenozzle keeps telling me to pound it HARDER FASTER STRONGER DEEPER.
Me: Heheh no honey that would hurt, I get so much more pleasure going tantalisingly slow like this
Douche: Come on I promise it will feel AMAZING
Douche: Poud it deep and hard, you'll cum so hard
Douche: Just try it
Me: I have, but going crazy on my sensitive little puss just doesn't do it for me.
Douche: JUST TRY
Douche: please
Douche: it will feel amazing I swear, I wanna see you cum hard
Me: I can cum hard like this, just wait for it...
Douche: NO you won't
Douche: You need to be fucking you self hard to really cum
Douche: trust me I know
Me: YOU DON'T KNOW MY VAGINA
Goddamn that was the first private this year I've had to close myself.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--dS9LTizF--/nar0768e13w5lfss1ubr.gif
IvyRose
05-14-2016, 07:25 AM
Blockworthy
Silurian420 (on sm)
he likes to drop a "animal cruelty bomb" in freechat after random chitchat (not writing down what he said bec its disgustin)
AlexisCam
05-14-2016, 09:06 AM
Him - Hi there
Me - Hi, how are you?
Him - Great I want to try something for the first time but I need you to be gentle with me
Me - Ok, what would you like?
Him - I cant say it I get too much anxiety
Me - Well I can't help you if I don't know what you want.
Him - Can you guess
Me - Uhh ok you want to suck a dick?
Him - No
*couple minutes go by*
Him - Guess again
Me - Can I get a hint??
*couple minutes go by*
Him - I want to lick
Me - You want to lick something? A pussy?
Him - No me
Me - You want to lick yourself? You want to lick your dick??
Him - No my fingers
Me - You want to lick your fingers?
Him - Yes
Me - Ok.... well I can watch you lick your fingers if that's what you want.
Him - After I finish
Me - So you want to lick your cum from your fingers?
Him - Never mind sorry I cant do this bye
Me - Uhhhhhh ok lol
hyori
05-14-2016, 09:12 AM
^^ LOL poor thing is a newbie CEI guy.
bridgetteroyse
05-14-2016, 12:48 PM
"Wow, you're so young, but so unhealthy."
I got this gem last night. Yes, I'm fat. Thanks for noticing, Captain Obvious. You're doing God's work going to a pay-to-play site and telling girls how "unhealthy" they are when in reality they've already lost a shit ton of weight and are getting over something more damaging than their weight, like, oh, I dunno... anxiety, depression, and PTSD (and by "they," I mean "me"). Thank you, truly.
Ugn. Usually I can handle the "ur fat, kill urself" comments, but when they try to mask their assholery behind concern, it really puffs my jiggles. If you're going to be an asshole, be an asshole. Don't be a coward, too.
Magical_Hoohah
05-14-2016, 12:51 PM
Him - I cant say it I get too much anxiety
Me - Well I can't help you if I don't know what you want.
Him - Can you guess
So many sub guys play these weird guessing games, but usually it's along the lines of "Mistress, what would you do to me in private?" = "Please guess my exact fantasy, so I know that my fantasy is your favorite thing to do to subs. If you guess right, it reassures me that you're actually good at my fetish and you won't be acting at all. Please ignore the fact that this 'authentic' D/s scenario will involve me ignoring 60-70% of the things you tell me to do." :banghead:
I'm not sure whether it's more irritating that your guy outright told you to guess, or if it's kind of refreshingly honest.
Chellyinparadise
05-14-2016, 06:38 PM
arturo_ra89: hello
dam my big d is so hard
me: you know you can say dick..
he leaves.. lol
Chellyinparadise
05-14-2016, 06:40 PM
"Wow, you're so young, but so unhealthy."
I got this gem last night. Yes, I'm fat. Thanks for noticing, Captain Obvious. You're doing God's work going to a pay-to-play site and telling girls how "unhealthy" they are when in reality they've already lost a shit ton of weight and are getting over something more damaging than their weight, like, oh, I dunno... anxiety, depression, and PTSD (and by "they," I mean "me"). Thank you, truly.
Ugn. Usually I can handle the "ur fat, kill urself" comments, but when they try to mask their assholery behind concern, it really puffs my jiggles. If you're going to be an asshole, be an asshole. Don't be a coward, too.
So sorry he was such an asshole. Hugs to you.
CatBBW
05-14-2016, 07:01 PM
just now, on AW Freechat...
Lee_xxx enters the room
Lee_xxx: what is bbw
Lee_xxx: big beach whale?
*KICKED*