View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
CatBBW
05-14-2016, 07:10 PM
"Wow, you're so young, but so unhealthy."
I got this gem last night. Yes, I'm fat. Thanks for noticing, Captain Obvious. You're doing God's work going to a pay-to-play site and telling girls how "unhealthy" they are when in reality they've already lost a shit ton of weight and are getting over something more damaging than their weight, like, oh, I dunno... anxiety, depression, and PTSD (and by "they," I mean "me"). Thank you, truly.
Ugn. Usually I can handle the "ur fat, kill urself" comments, but when they try to mask their assholery behind concern, it really puffs my jiggles. If you're going to be an asshole, be an asshole. Don't be a coward, too.
Yup! All of this. I've been told forever about how pretty/young/attractive/sexy/etc I am but HOOOOOWWWW unhealthy I am too. And wow! How 'pretty' I WOULD be if I lost weight!!!! Yeah. Fuck off.
They are idiots. We know it.
CatBBW
05-14-2016, 07:29 PM
adam0987656 enters the room
adam0987656: Hey do you do Skype shows
CatBBW: hi yes, please see my profile
adam0987656: can u add me
CatBBW: sure, please see my profile to make a booking
adam0987656: you don't take any other payment methods?
CatBBW: only AW credits
adam0987656: PayPal?
CatBBW: I don't have PayPal. only AW credits
adam0987656: why not PayPal?
CatBBW: why do you want to pay by PayPal?
adam0987656: hmmm ok if u can other than a add me on [his skype]
adam0987656: [his skype corrected]
CatBBW: but why PayPal
adam0987656: dont have my card on me
CatBBW: OK, I can do PayPal. But you know I can trace you through that, right?
adam0987656 leaves the room
SimoneGray
05-15-2016, 08:02 AM
Idiot: You're not a good model size...clearly they have no hiring standards around here.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-15-2016, 12:59 PM
bruthaman: where yo KING at BLACK QUEEN?
Me: Would you like to get a video or a live show
bruthaman: it aint bout tha $ becasue u r a QUEEN u worth tha WORLD
Me: I already know where this is going. BLOCKED
Its so annoying EVERYTHING is about money. At this point im like just treat me like a ho and pay me. I don't wanna be saved.
PrincessfromHell
05-15-2016, 07:50 PM
"will you do 15 mins for 10 euros?"
I have no patience for this tonight, so banhammmmeerrrr
DeepThoughts
05-16-2016, 02:44 AM
Sexyboy: Hi sexy
like boobs
yes
Hit the Jackpot
I am going to make u gum
Actually pretty sweet of him. No one ever offers to make anything for me. :D
KlutzyCammer
05-16-2016, 04:17 AM
So after prolonged lurking I shall finally make my first post ever and it's going to be me complaining! Wouldn't have it any other way. :)
So AW free chat, this douche comes in;
Me: *Recognises his name* Hey you! How are you tonight?
Douche: lol look at u. u think ur some proper pro cammer now. haha lol
Me: Sorry? I didn't realise that I wasn't?
Douche: lol u only have like 15 reviews. do u just sit here all night? no1 will pay you faker
Me: *BANBANBANBAN*
For some reason the "proper pro cammer" really bugged me. I've been camming on AW and SM since the last week of March and I'm on for about 3/4 hours 4-5 nights a week depending on how much I've earned. I got proper equipment before I started and done a tonne of research. I make pretty good money and I already have a handful of regulars that are almost completely paying my monthly bills for me and anything else is just gravy. I think I'm doing pretty well despite only having 15 glowing feedbacks.
Still furious I decided to search his name on my chatlog only to find he had been in my room the week before :)
Douche: hi beautiful xxx
Me: Hi, how are you?
Douche: ok thanks. im a cammer too look me up
Me: Oh I'm super lucky, I've had all the sexy male cammers in here tonight ;)
Douche: yh babe? they just wankers tho and want free shows. i think ur beautiful
Me: Aww thank you :)
Douche: i think we could hve rlly hot fun babe. add me on skype (skype name) i will make u cum so hard
Me: You can book a Skype session through my profile page
Douche: *leaves*
Ooops :)
Also please note to all that say "cum so hard": I will not "cum so hard" from watching a man-child touch his repulsive unwashed unimpressive genitals you complete ignoramus. :D
audritwo
05-16-2016, 07:03 AM
>Asks for hot sexy domming
>Super kinky
>No limits bb
>Anything I want
>Leaves immediately after being told to punch his fucking indecisive balls for being a little generic fuck.
Chellyinparadise
05-16-2016, 10:05 AM
Idiot: You're not a good model size...clearly they have no hiring standards around here.
I would have said to him and you have no standards as a man not knowing how to treat a woman asshole. LOL sorry he was such an ass.
Chellyinparadise
05-16-2016, 10:06 AM
>Asks for hot sexy domming
>Super kinky
>No limits bb
>Anything I want
>Leaves immediately after being told to punch his fucking indecisive balls for being a little generic fuck.
This made me laugh so hard :) Good one..love that response
MyRealNameIsWeird
05-16-2016, 01:18 PM
>Asks for hot sexy domming
>Super kinky
>No limits bb
>Anything I want
>Leaves immediately after being told to punch his fucking indecisive balls for being a little generic fuck.
OMG YOU HAVE IVANKOV IN YOUR SIGGY, S/HE IS LIKE THE VERY BEST. YES TO IVANKOV. YES. #fangirl squee#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5XUtaFeIeI
Diamond Dust
05-16-2016, 03:45 PM
Freechat troll: Do you watch Wheel of Fortune?
Freechat troll: I love it. the wheel going round, it reminds me of a farting sound.
Goes on and on. Finally asks if I can get naked in pvt, make a wheel motion with my arms. While farting of course.
I decided to humor him and tell him sure I would. He left. Bummer.
And then I spent a half hour talking to this fart fetish guy because he didn't want me to actually fart, he just wanted me to make the noises. So I spend half an hour pretending to be ok with farting and being farted on while he told me about his sexual awakenings. Here's all of what he said to me, just imagine me replying with Vague "That sounds like fun! Ooh, what then? Oh, I enjoy that too!" in between.
Hi sexy!
Me: Hey there, how are you doing?
I'm great! How are you?
Do you like Wheel of Fortune?
I've always been aroused by the sound that the wheel makes while it spins round and round. You know that motor- like sound?
I love it because it kinda sounds like farting!
I actually only watch Wheel to masturbate to the sound of the Wheel spinning!
I'll only look up at the screen if it's Teen Best Friends Week or College Week and there's hot girls like you spinning the wheel!
I like to pretend they're spinning me in the middle with their boobs and butts sticking out while farting on me!
Yeah! I also like the wheel because it reminds me of my favorite childhood toy: the rainbow colore dparachute!
Me: Ooh, I love that thing, it's so fun! (please talk about this and not farting)
Exactly!
I used to love sitting in the middle and going for a ride on the parachute!
I took gymnastics when I was akid and got to play parachute all the time!
I actually met my first crush on a parachute ride in gymnastics class. Her name was Jessica.
Yeah. The parents put us in the middle and spun us round and round while singing Pop Goes the Weasel. When they got to Pop, they popped the parachute and Jessica actually farted! It was then I knew!
I could see her butt because her gymnastics leotard was see- through!
Yeah! I liked to sit on the yellow wedges because she was also white and blonde, so yellow reminded me of her!
I try to be! I even remember the gymnastics mats they would slide the parachute on top of. When the parachute reached the edge of the mats, it would slide against the edges and tickle our butts!
I know! What would you do with me if you had a parachute?
Yeah! We need more girls!
Yeah! I'd love to spin in the mioddle with you while you fart and the others would pop us!
I know. I'm just thinking about how we would incorporate a parachute.
Well, ready to spin the wheel? You can still spin me with your arm while you make farting sounds!
Are you okay with doing both?
It would be fun to literally take a ride on the wheel!
Okay! Would you like me to spin you on the wheel too and fart on you?
Okay! Would you mind if I farted on you?
Okay! We'll gpo round and round together!
Faster and faster!
Me: Awesome! Just remember, we'll have to do it in exlusive, not everone's into farting. They're not cool like us.
Okay, let's play Wheel... of.. .Farting!
And then he left. No goodbye. And I want to log off and take a shower.
This right here Idk what to even say about it and after all that he didn't even do a show
Hi sexy!
Not much. Just watching TV right now.
I've been good!
Do you like Wheel of Fortune?
Yeah!
She is very sexy! But, I like it for another reason too! I've always been aroused by the sound that the wheel makes while it spins round and round. You know that motor- like sound?
I love it because it kinda sounds like farting!
I do!
AThe gassier the better!
I have a fun idea! How would Mommy like to take me for a ride and spin me on the wheel?absolutely!
Put me in the middle of the wheel and roll it up nice and tight, just like if it were a rainbow colored parachute!
I'd sit on the yellow wedges because yellow is my favorite color !
Very soon!
I just wanna explain how I want you to do it!
You'll spin me with your arm in a circle round and round butt- naked really, really fast and you can make the sound of the wheel by passing gas!
Yeah, you can also make farting sounds by blowing through your lips and cheeks like you're blowing a raspberry! The faster you spin the wheel and the more gas you give it, the more I'll cum!
Oh I will be! I wanna ride on and in your yummy gassy butt!
Ready to spin the wheel?
Okay, let's play Wheel... of... Farting!
Take me for a gassy ride and here we go!
I dug these gems up when I searched this thread for "Wheel of Fortune" because I finally got this guy the other day, and I had heard about him here on SW. It went basically as expected: he wanted to do the wheel and have me make gas noises. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt and said a few things like "Sure, I'd love to incorporate that into a roleplay in a show!" but I knew he was notorious for wasting time talking about this and not spending a dime. So yeah, wasn't long before BANHAMMER. And I have you kind ladies from this thread to thank, because if it wasn't for this thread, I might have kept talking to him in hopes that he would spend. You would think, that with such a ridiculously specific fetish, that a guy like this would be a big spender. Or even a small spender.
LizzyMe
05-16-2016, 06:33 PM
I am doing a private with this guy....
Him: I have a balloon fetish, do you have any balloons?
Me: Oh yes I do... :)
Him: I want you to make my dick, it is 12 inches long
Me: Sure! What color balloon do you want your dick to be?
Him: Blue, because I am so horny for you.
Me: Of course bb, what can I do to relieve you of your blue balls.
Him: I want you to fill up the balloon with water, lick the balloon then stoke it with baby oil, rub it all over your body, then pop it!
Me: ooohhh... mmmm... that it such a turn on, so hot! You are so creative!
Him: You are so hot! I want that water all over your tits, thats my cum. Then I want you to make another water balloon, a red one. It will be red because I kept fucking you all night and my dick is sore now. Pop that one too, my cum all over your pussy.
LMFAO $$$
Susperia
05-16-2016, 06:43 PM
Him: Are you busy, Do you have time to do a skype show with me? I don't get paid till tomorrow, but I"m good for it....just a $10 show?
Me: You have to pay to play
Him: Damn, you can't work something out?
Me: NO! I have paying customers waiting....bye!
I swear, what a fucking idiot!
MsJess
05-16-2016, 06:49 PM
So i had this "foot Slave" who is a cuckold aswell, he wanted to buy an skype show and get one of my customers to watch while he was watching too and wanted both of us humulliate him but he only wanted to pay for one viewer! what a fucking idiot, i do not do 2X1, i told him: you need to pay for both of you to watch me, he begged and begged to pay only for one WTF? slave? haha fucking cheap idiot!
heyho
05-16-2016, 11:24 PM
Fucknozzle pissed that I refused to do a "sweet 16" ageplay show: "Hah ok you were like my 4th choice camgirl anyway, you're not that great for a sweet 16 rp, I mean you barely even look 13, no chest whatsoever"
Me: First you want me to act young, then you find out I wanna act older, then suddenly I look TOO YOUNG ANYWAYS? lol
Fucknozzle: Real talk, all the guys who get shows from you are pedos. Even if they pretend not to be. They are all imagining you are a little kid. So get off your high horse.
Me: Wait, so now you, the ageplay guy, are calling my non-ageplay-requesting custies the actual pedos? What
Fucknozle: Stop doing shows for pedos is what I'm saying
Me: WHAT
Issabelle
05-17-2016, 06:42 AM
^^ As soon as the butt hurt appears, I just announce to the entire room "in an effort to prove his maturity, [username here], who was so into me 10 seconds ago, is now insulting me after being told I won't do the [illegal/taboo/paid-for-free] thing he wants. The butt hurt is strong with this one." Then ignore. It usually gets a laugh out of everyone else. Often it gets me a show. But mostly I'm in it because the pissy dumb shit starts getting more insulting and the other dudes jump to my defense so I can have some cheap entertainment mid-shift.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-17-2016, 10:17 AM
Who are these ladies that give previews on skype? Chillin smoking a bowl and then the Bloop Bloop thingy goes off
"Can I see what you look like right quick"
My insta message for the day: Hello. By contacting me you are acknowledging that you understand that my shows are not free. That you understand that my skype shows require payment first with the use of a debit card or a credit card. You also must understand that I do not offer freebies or add those who have not complied with my wishes. If you need anymore clarification please visit my site
"What? yo shawty just got on camera for me. How im supposed to know what im paying for"
Hello. By contacting me you are acknowledging that you understand that my shows are not free. That you understand that my skype shows require payment first with the use of a debit card or a credit card. You also must understand that I do not offer freebies or add those who have not complied with my wishes. If you need anymore clarification please visit my site
"Wait is this a person u real?"
Me: Yes I am real. By contacting me you must acknowledge that I am the realest bitch you will ever meet. If you need anymore clarification please visit my site.
"Truedat imma check it out right now"
Thats a true story. Good lord these fools are soooo stoooopid.
Glamourmilf
05-17-2016, 10:32 AM
I'm already deep into a private with a new custie (on SM), and he's typing " Do You have Skype?"
I ignore him, yet he keeps typing it over, and over again.
Finally I tell him...I can't because I live in China.44957
:rotfl:
Like WTF! Like I don't realize that he's angling for a free show. Stupid dick!:withstupi
audritwo
05-18-2016, 09:50 AM
Joshua69: how deep can you get a toy inside your vagina?
Me: Joshua, you haven't had much experience with vaginas. Have you?
Joshua69: no lol
SimoneGray
05-18-2016, 07:51 PM
cjguz: you too fat to not do extreme anal. you must do more than the others to make your money.
DonaDiabla
05-18-2016, 10:15 PM
Another stupid female custie on skype:
Belen69: Hey mistress, can I rosebud for you and then talked about my period?
Me: :( Nope.
Belen69: Oh no, mistress.
Belen 69 is blocked. I do not want to see anyone rosebud because I said no anal ever. Plus, I said no period play :)
Chellyinparadise
05-19-2016, 05:31 PM
Ronnie: Moooooo
Ronnie has logged off
If they want to insult cant they come up with something a little less boring ...yawn...lol
KittieVenom
05-19-2016, 08:54 PM
When dudes say "earn it". Referring to either the money you are WORKING to earn right this second, or the orgasm you're now going to have to fake because of this fucking idiot.
LoraDoll
05-20-2016, 04:04 AM
In free chat, i wearing a top
- why u dont show tits?
- i dont have to.
- than how do i know what they look like?
No point for that shit, little rat. Bann.
- he: where re u from? (repeating 10 times)
- he: ??????
- i dont have to tell, so what if u just stop asking endlessly if u got no respond?! zzzzz...
BadBitch
05-20-2016, 12:13 PM
Fucker: Do you have full black panties, bb?
Me: Yes. I will wear them in exclusive because it's a special request
Fucker: Fuck you cunt for making money demands!
Then this cunt got a long exclusive right after. Hahahaha!
Sunnylexie
05-20-2016, 04:05 PM
Idiot: your tits are too small for an ass that big
Idiot 2: I'd like to see you have pleasure baby, as far as you're happy I'm happy too)
Me: Great, let's go and play!
Idiot 2: Can you tell me what gets you off first?
Yet another case of "Do whatever pleases you as far as it complies with my delusional fantasy of women cumming from jackhammering themselves with a biggest oblongue object available". If what men think about us and our vaginas was true, childbirth would be known as one of the most pleasurable experiences ever.
On the plus side: I had a weirdo dump almost $100 my share on me in pvt trying to trick me into doing anal (while all I was doing was sending him a canned message saying I do it in Exclusive), then forcing his phone number on me (with me sending another canned message saying it's against the site rules), then trying to convince me not to report him because of him sending the said number despite having been warned like 5 times. "Sorry, it's against the site rules" means "NO you can't do it", you moron, not "Go ahead you naughty boy ;)".
Chellyinparadise
05-20-2016, 06:34 PM
Now they are doing bargaining techniques, no dude you get the show... thats it.. i dont want to be pestered for eternity for your couple dollars and lose my income wtf haha
josh1jeff: if I join your private show would you give me your phone number?
TheOutlier
05-20-2016, 06:53 PM
"Hi how are im a photographer i pay $3000 a day for photo pics i have refernces you can text me studiocell phone *guy's number* i travel" sent to my inbox..multiple times..by shapeshifter39 on SM. (I blocked it once I actually saw the messages, then he came into my room, blocked him there too..dumbass...)
BustyVixen
05-20-2016, 09:03 PM
I had a guy who sat in free chat forever asking stupid shit. Then I got a private and eventually he came in. Tries to turn on his camera. Declined and said that I only do c2c in exclusive. He tries three more times. I keep saying no. Then he says..please, you need to see my dick! I want you to see it! Make an exception! I almost kicked him out but I decided to keep taking his money. Then he says.. Show me pussy!! I was in the middle of a boob tease with the guy who was there first so I just ignored him. He must have tried c2c about four more times before he left. All I care about is getting him to stay almost 8 minutes!
DeepThoughts
05-21-2016, 12:32 AM
WeirdGuy: i have to join you when i get some coin sounds good but i didnt't ever watch live stuff when we lived together...well in October I foiund out I have stage 4 cancer and voila... she was gone to Florida
Me: die already......
Okay I didnt say that, but I did think it! WTF dude! I didnt ask for this. I dont know who she is and I dont care about your sad little life!
Chellyinparadise
05-21-2016, 10:23 AM
I had a guy who sat in free chat forever asking stupid shit. Then I got a private and eventually he came in. Tries to turn on his camera. Declined and said that I only do c2c in exclusive. He tries three more times. I keep saying no. Then he says..please, you need to see my dick! I want you to see it! Make an exception! I almost kicked him out but I decided to keep taking his money. Then he says.. Show me pussy!! I was in the middle of a boob tease with the guy who was there first so I just ignored him. He must have tried c2c about four more times before he left. All I care about is getting him to stay almost 8 minutes!
Yea i dont understand these guys who think we will just give in when we say no. Its as bad as the guy who comes into pvt turns on his cam while youre in the middle of performing for others and dont notice he turned it on cause i was busy and turns his damn mic on hearing his jerking off moans over my voice loud as fuck and chasing away the members before you can ban him and then leaves and the others left due to their dicks going soft hearing a mans voice loud through my speakers i wanted to rip his dick off haha.. BASTARDS
I felt like doing this when i heard him and seen people leaving had to edit to show this gif just for a added laugh, wasnt funny at the time because i was this mad losing out on money but i like to make people laugh so here you go at my expense haha :)
avalon_rose
05-21-2016, 10:30 AM
"Marry me." - Dude, it's just my ass ... breathe, you're gonna be okay.
"You're so much hotter/[insert other superlative here] than my wife." - Blegh. I mean. I know many of the men who come onto these sites are in relationships or married ... but c'mon, dude, show SOME respect for your lady, you know? =\
CatBBW
05-21-2016, 12:02 PM
This thread's probably the best place for this...not quite cam, or phone, but an email exchange with a guy on AW who hasn't actually spent one penny cent on me, ever, although he does have decent enough feedback. Today I cut off his oxygen. (please note, he was asking for taboo stuff that I do offer, but I am editing it and leaving the general jist so you can see what a time-wasting, boundary-pushing, freeloading wanker I am having the pleasure of NOT doing business with. I can imagine that whatever I did would be wrong. Actual AW nickname left in for your blocking pleasure.)
milfsrhot 24/04/2016 Phone chat
Hia Hun. I usually have phone chat with women who genuinely have a [female relative] of around [mid-teens] that we could chat a little about too. I like asking questions like [stuff about bras] that kind of thing. I hope I've not offended you,sorry if I have. I understand that not all women are cool with that kind of thing. Hope to hear from you soon X
CatBBW 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Hi no problem, I will be honest and say that my [female relatives] are much older than that, but I can [talk about bras etc] Would that be OK for you?
milfsrhot 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Hi again. Well I'm really pleased that the chat is ok with you, you look gorgeous and I have a huge fetish for a hairy pussy. I'd like to buy some custom pictures from you if you were up for it. The chat though wouldn't really work for me given the [specifics] Hun. Do you maybe have [another specific female relative]? That would be good for me x
CatBBW 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Thank you. I can certainly do custom pussy pics for you.
I am 'only' 44 so am not old enough [for the specifics of his request]. We could chat about [step-relatives]?
milfsrhot 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
How much for 10 pics of your pussy Hun? Open legged,toys inside you and a couple of you weeing too ? Would you maybe chat a little about your [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] maybe? I'm quite keen on getting to chat with you,you're a very sexy woman x
milfsrhot 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
What are your thoughts on what I asked you good looking?
CatBBW 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
It's 5 credits per custom pic. You need to tell me what things you want in them, like poses, outfits etc. This might be easier if you phone me or hop on cam. *smiley*
milfsrhot 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
I asked whether you'd be ok to chat about your [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] a little maybe? X
CatBBW 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
I already replied - I said I can talk about [step-relatives] as I don't have [specifics that I've already repeatedly told him I don't have]).
milfsrhot 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
So it's a no then. I'm not sure [anything other than his fixated request] would work for me,as much as I want to chat with you,and I really do x
CatBBW 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Good luck then,I hope you find the right lady who has the [requested specifics] for you
3 weeks later...
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Hia Sexy girl . Jesus you are sexy I have to say. Just rereading your emails as I'm considering calling for some chat. [Step-relative] could work but [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] would be better for me. Are your [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] anywhere near the ages I'd mentioned to you babe?x
CatBBW 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I can certainly talk about [specifics that I've already told him I don't have, but by now he needs to either pay up or push off. I would prefer the latter].
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Do you genuinely have any babe,if so [small detail] please? Do you sell custom pics too? X
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I've got a huge hairy pussy and armpits fetish. There aren't many of you girls around lol. Naked pics of your pussy and armpits ,you spreading your pussy open,putting things inside you and you peeing too would be great. Do you have a speculum by any chance? What were the answers to the chat questions too please gorgeous ? X
CatBBW 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I can talk about [random relative for a laugh cos it's 3am and I'm busy entertaining paying guests].
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I'm confused babe. I asked about [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] because you mentioned that [original requested female relative] was now [not what he's looking for]. The pics?
CatBBW 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
... and I have told you that I do not have [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] that you want to talk about.
As to the custom pics - yes, I can certainly do the requested "hairy and insertion" pics for you, as I said in our previous comms.
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Yes I know. They're not [specific detail, even though he still doesn't grasp that I do not have ANY of the specifics that he's looking for]. So I asked [specific detail request]. Then I could have decided whether that would work for me if we had chat. Great about the pics. How much for a set of 20 and when would they be done by would you have thought? X
By now I had enough. It was 4am. So I ignored and didn't reply.
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
What happened?
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Seriously?
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Rude.
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I was very excited about having fun with you too . Shame.
Then nothing for 4 days...when he woke up again.
milfsrhot 20/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Are we not friends anymore? Is any business with you not an option?
CatBBW 20/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
What business would you like? I am not doing phone chat tonight.
milfsrhot 20/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Can I ask you 2 straight questions please and get the answers please Hun. Shame about no chat tonight but if you can offer what I'd like then I'm more than happy to wait until you're next available as I really do think you're very sexy. Would you also give me a price for say 15 pics of the things I mentioned and give me a rough idea when I'd be able to buy them babe x
CatBBW 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
As per my previous messages:
* 5 credits per custom photo
* please tell me what insertions/outfits/poses you are looking for
You will be able to pay for them as soon as we've agreed on the insertions/outfits/poses, then I will shoot them to your requirements.
Thanks
milfsrhot 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
That only answers one question.
CatBBW 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat [I know that no business/payment will ever come from this man, and this will be my final message to him.]
"Would you also give me a price for say 15 pics of the things I mentioned"
Yes, it's 5 credits per photo.
"give me a rough idea when I'd be able to buy them"
once we've agreed on which poses/insertions/outfits.
Which question did I not answer?
milfsrhot 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Forget about it. You're a nightmare. Do you know I've spent 200 quid in 24hrs on here. I do it weekly. You're gorgeous but you're a constant battle.
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and that's all folks! ;D
Chellyinparadise
05-21-2016, 12:06 PM
This thread's probably the best place for this...not quite cam, or phone, but an email exchange with a guy on AW who hasn't actually spent one penny cent on me, ever, although he does have decent enough feedback. Today I cut off his oxygen. (please note, he was asking for taboo stuff that I do offer, but I am editing it and leaving the general jist so you can see what a time-wasting, boundary-pushing, freeloading wanker I am having the pleasure of NOT doing business with. I can imagine that whatever I did would be wrong. Actual AW nickname left in for your blocking pleasure.)
milfsrhot 24/04/2016 Phone chat
Hia Hun. I usually have phone chat with women who genuinely have a [female relative] of around [mid-teens] that we could chat a little about too. I like asking questions like [stuff about bras] that kind of thing. I hope I've not offended you,sorry if I have. I understand that not all women are cool with that kind of thing. Hope to hear from you soon X
CatBBW 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Hi no problem, I will be honest and say that my [female relatives] are much older than that, but I can [talk about bras etc] Would that be OK for you?
milfsrhot 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Hi again. Well I'm really pleased that the chat is ok with you, you look gorgeous and I have a huge fetish for a hairy pussy. I'd like to buy some custom pictures from you if you were up for it. The chat though wouldn't really work for me given the [specifics] Hun. Do you maybe have [another specific female relative]? That would be good for me x
CatBBW 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Thank you. I can certainly do custom pussy pics for you.
I am 'only' 44 so am not old enough [for the specifics of his request]. We could chat about [step-relatives]?
milfsrhot 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
How much for 10 pics of your pussy Hun? Open legged,toys inside you and a couple of you weeing too ? Would you maybe chat a little about your [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] maybe? I'm quite keen on getting to chat with you,you're a very sexy woman x
milfsrhot 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
What are your thoughts on what I asked you good looking?
CatBBW 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
It's 5 credits per custom pic. You need to tell me what things you want in them, like poses, outfits etc. This might be easier if you phone me or hop on cam. *smiley*
milfsrhot 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
I asked whether you'd be ok to chat about your [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] a little maybe? X
CatBBW 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
I already replied - I said I can talk about [step-relatives] as I don't have [specifics that I've already repeatedly told him I don't have]).
milfsrhot 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
So it's a no then. I'm not sure [anything other than his fixated request] would work for me,as much as I want to chat with you,and I really do x
CatBBW 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Good luck then,I hope you find the right lady who has the [requested specifics] for you
3 weeks later...
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Hia Sexy girl . Jesus you are sexy I have to say. Just rereading your emails as I'm considering calling for some chat. [Step-relative] could work but [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] would be better for me. Are your [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] anywhere near the ages I'd mentioned to you babe?x
CatBBW 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I can certainly talk about [specifics that I've already told him I don't have, but by now he needs to either pay up or push off. I would prefer the latter].
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Do you genuinely have any babe,if so [small detail] please? Do you sell custom pics too? X
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I've got a huge hairy pussy and armpits fetish. There aren't many of you girls around lol. Naked pics of your pussy and armpits ,you spreading your pussy open,putting things inside you and you peeing too would be great. Do you have a speculum by any chance? What were the answers to the chat questions too please gorgeous ? X
CatBBW 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I can talk about [random relative for a laugh cos it's 3am and I'm busy entertaining paying guests].
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I'm confused babe. I asked about [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] because you mentioned that [original requested female relative] was now [not what he's looking for]. The pics?
CatBBW 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
... and I have told you that I do not have [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] that you want to talk about.
As to the custom pics - yes, I can certainly do the requested "hairy and insertion" pics for you, as I said in our previous comms.
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Yes I know. They're not [specific detail, even though he still doesn't grasp that I do not have ANY of the specifics that he's looking for]. So I asked [specific detail request]. Then I could have decided whether that would work for me if we had chat. Great about the pics. How much for a set of 20 and when would they be done by would you have thought? X
By now I had enough. It was 4am. So I ignored and didn't reply.
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
What happened?
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Seriously?
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Rude.
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I was very excited about having fun with you too . Shame.
Then nothing for 4 days...when he woke up again.
milfsrhot 20/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Are we not friends anymore? Is any business with you not an option?
CatBBW 20/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
What business would you like? I am not doing phone chat tonight.
milfsrhot 20/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Can I ask you 2 straight questions please and get the answers please Hun. Shame about no chat tonight but if you can offer what I'd like then I'm more than happy to wait until you're next available as I really do think you're very sexy. Would you also give me a price for say 15 pics of the things I mentioned and give me a rough idea when I'd be able to buy them babe x
CatBBW 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
As per my previous messages:
* 5 credits per custom photo
* please tell me what insertions/outfits/poses you are looking for
You will be able to pay for them as soon as we've agreed on the insertions/outfits/poses, then I will shoot them to your requirements.
Thanks
milfsrhot 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
That only answers one question.
CatBBW 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat [I know that no business/payment will ever come from this man, and this will be my final message to him.]
"Would you also give me a price for say 15 pics of the things I mentioned"
Yes, it's 5 credits per photo.
"give me a rough idea when I'd be able to buy them"
once we've agreed on which poses/insertions/outfits.
Which question did I not answer?
milfsrhot 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Forget about it. You're a nightmare. Do you know I've spent 200 quid in 24hrs on here. I do it weekly. You're gorgeous but you're a constant battle.
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and that's all folks! ;D
Good thing you didnt do anything for him jeez by the sound of things hes the nightmare and hassle. Imagine if he did buy anything hed be one of those types that keep hounding and wanting extras and driving you nuts not worth the hassle or money haha
CatBBW
05-21-2016, 03:26 PM
Oh, am I loving tonight. Guy who requested a certain taboo, I said I could do it in private, he asked for skype "just talk, no cam, I'm not a free beggar", I said I do offer skype bookings, he fucked off. Came back an hour later, and then after about 30 secs was timed out of free chat (Adultwork). Just received this message:
turn that exceeded mins crap off
OK. I'll get right onto that for you. Zero-feedback-man who joined a month ago. Yeah, you can tell me and AW how to run our businesses. Free Beggar.
CatBBW
05-21-2016, 05:16 PM
that lining beside your nostrils that connects to your lip edges makes you sooooooooo attractive
LoraDoll
05-21-2016, 09:02 PM
Fentomas: Are you going to get breast implants? I think would look great
A***: sure right after u got some brain implant Or just get kicked in the face by someone
Fentomas: sorry to offend, it is a simple question, I understand not everyone likes breast implants
there are tons of girls with breast implants to look at. Why the fuck he comes to my room for that.
missmercedes
05-21-2016, 10:25 PM
"You probably get this all the time - wish I could get 20 yrs back just so you wouldn't have to do this type of work and have you for myself! I would be your knight in Rusty Armor!"
No bitch. I actually dont get that all the time cuz some guys actually realize I'm not some pathetic victim jus for being a sex worker! And i already have a sexy ass man, who pay for everything I ever ask for. Like i want ur crusty stupid ass. GODDD STFU
bbwbrianna
05-21-2016, 11:16 PM
I've been gone for a year and come back and there's still a lot of fuckery going on in camland.
SOME TROLL: ur fat
SOME TROLL: you have bad teeth
SOME TROLL: go get real job and fix teeth
DonaDiabla
05-22-2016, 06:48 AM
Here is some dumb crap from Friday night in free chat:
Loser: Hey bb, do you want to watch my wife get a bottle shoved down her asshole.
Instant ban
Loser 2: You are non-nude. I can not have that because I need for you to be naked as a domme. If you do not go nude, my dick will go semi-hard.
Ummm...you just tipped me 70 dollars for being non-nude. Instant ban because I said in every cam show that I will not be going nude at all. :)
DancesWithSloths
05-22-2016, 01:14 PM
Idiot: "Why do you have a brown dildo? Aren't you worried you'll get called a [racial slur]?"
Me: ... Not particularly.
Idiot: "What if people think you smell?"
Banned him, but kinda wish I hadn't, because I'm still trying to figure out where this was going. For context, I'm so white I'm nearly translucent.
Melyssax
05-22-2016, 02:12 PM
So yesterday some dumbass / troll wanted me to hump a pillow & bark like a dog....
Are you fucking serious -__-
Bridgetxo
05-22-2016, 02:28 PM
I had someone come in my room and say "Wow you have great tits, I would love to come over and impregnate you." I was like wow, not creepy at all.
I've also had this troll come in my room, attempt to insult me, and then leave before I could ban him. But I finally banned him today! I got him before he had time to say anything.
DonaDiabla
05-22-2016, 02:51 PM
That guy hits up psos as well and pay them extra to bark or howl. He pays 200 dollars to howl at the moon for 5 mins.But I would never do that on cam because it will look strange. :)
So yesterday some dumbass / troll wanted me to hump a pillow & bark like a dog....
Are you fucking serious -__-
CatBBW
05-22-2016, 03:13 PM
Probably doing the rounds this C&P...message received on AW. Bear in mind that I am borderline SSBBW and my photos show this. As well as my username having "BBW" in it, and I appear to be 5 years older than him according to his profile...
From: danapp42 (0) Profile View All
Subject: hi ms boss
cam idea
would you play a boss that dominates and humilates a fat old employee?
You strip off and show your fit body, flexing your muscles and telling me how out of shape I am and how you are going to wrestle me every lunchtime for fun.
It sounds quite fun...but I would hate him to be disappointed when I strip off and show all my floppy flabby bits with no discernable muscle tone....
avayoungxo
05-22-2016, 07:49 PM
Pull your pussy tongue as much as you can
wot lol. He ended up going private for a while, but still.
sovereignv
05-22-2016, 09:41 PM
matttatspride: tell me what to do
me: I'll tell you what to do when we go private.
matttatspride: youre going to have to command me to go private first, you have to dominate
me: Sounds more like you're trying to dominate me right now.
matttatspride: you asked, i need you to TELL me what to do
me: It's not about what you need, it's about what I need.
mattatspride: no one cares what you need
your teeth are ugly
with that british health care
LOL, these fucking guys, I swear 2 god.
KittieVenom
05-22-2016, 10:05 PM
matttatspride: tell me what to do
me: I'll tell you what to do when we go private.
matttatspride: youre going to have to command me to go private first, you have to dominate
me: Sounds more like you're trying to dominate me right now.
matttatspride: you asked, i need you to TELL me what to do
me: It's not about what you need, it's about what I need.
mattatspride: no one cares what you need
your teeth are ugly
with that british health care
LOL, these fucking guys, I swear 2 god.
JUST saw that guy and he was acting like a fucking idiot as well
sovereignv
05-22-2016, 11:22 PM
Lol, I told him I didn't even want to cam with him. What an entitled dickhead.