View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
SoloDesire
05-23-2016, 10:23 AM
I FINALLY figured out the most fun way to get rid of those guys with bbc obsessions. (I seriously LOATH the guys who just want to talk about their dicks or someone else's dick and are obsessed with dick size. Such a turn off for me.)
Bigbbcmark: Hi
U like bbc
Me: No.
Bigbbcmark has logged off
DancesWithSloths
05-23-2016, 10:41 AM
^^Haaahaha! I do that with the "do you like young cock" guys. No, actually.
MissAdriana
05-23-2016, 10:48 AM
Probably doing the rounds this C&P...message received on AW. Bear in mind that I am borderline SSBBW and my photos show this. As well as my username having "BBW" in it, and I appear to be 5 years older than him according to his profile...
From: danapp42 (0) Profile View All
Subject: hi ms boss
cam idea
would you play a boss that dominates and humilates a fat old employee?
You strip off and show your fit body, flexing your muscles and telling me how out of shape I am and how you are going to wrestle me every lunchtime for fun.
It sounds quite fun...but I would hate him to be disappointed when I strip off and show all my floppy flabby bits with no discernable muscle tone....
You could twist it? And be like " I dont even work out and I have more muscle than you fat useless excuse for an employee. I'm the BOSS I don't need to do heavy lifting" etc? LOL It does sound fun
Today I got the "i only tip for public bb no pvt" well good luck ever seeing me naked lol i dont typically do countdowns on mfc
MsBellaSpanxx
05-23-2016, 10:53 AM
matttatspride: tell me what to do
me: I'll tell you what to do when we go private.
matttatspride: youre going to have to command me to go private first, you have to dominate
me: Sounds more like you're trying to dominate me right now.
matttatspride: you asked, i need you to TELL me what to do
me: It's not about what you need, it's about what I need.
mattatspride: no one cares what you need
your teeth are ugly
with that british health care
LOL, these fucking guys, I swear 2 god.
I had that guy the other day. He was rambling on and on about wanting to be dominated. As soon as I mentioned Exclusive he bailed. What a loser.
Horny
05-23-2016, 12:52 PM
I was asked if I would find the oldest ugliest man I could and have sex with him and film it. When I said no he asked if my husband wouldn't let me???!!!! It's actually been bugging me for days. Huge difference between cam, phone and making that sort of clip. The idea that I have to get permission was the final insult. Nothing wrong with escorting at all but this was on MGF of all places!!
LoraDoll
05-23-2016, 05:45 PM
Free chat, i show face there, usually.
Stuttgarter: mmm can you zoom out for me...
A***: No. Hd cameras usually have no zoom in them. :O
I looked wherever...
pauljhon: what y are looking at beauty :*
What am i looking at?! I cant look or what. :D
Chellyinparadise
05-23-2016, 06:58 PM
theonenonly25: show me something
me: something
you said show you something well there it is...haha
Chellyinparadise
05-23-2016, 07:04 PM
I FINALLY figured out the most fun way to get rid of those guys with bbc obsessions. (I seriously LOATH the guys who just want to talk about their dicks or someone else's dick and are obsessed with dick size. Such a turn off for me.)
Bigbbcmark: Hi
U like bbc
Me: No.
Bigbbcmark has logged off
I just laughed outloud so hard in free chat this was so funny..i have tears in my eyes right now room thinks im going crazy thanks for the laugh
BustyVixen
05-23-2016, 08:04 PM
I got called a fat slargh and a "for doller whoure"... I had to stare at that for a sec to decipher such bad spelling
Chellyinparadise
05-23-2016, 08:22 PM
Guy comes in bragging about his dick trying to keep talking about it for mins so i got sick of hearing it and i ask how big is it he says 9 inches and thick.. then says this..
Biggest_Fat_Cock_Daddy: i doubt u could handle mine
me: i have had bigger 9 1/2 and thick so yours isnt the biggest ive had 1/2 inch bigger
he leaves.. no intention of paying so i cut him short
jackiebee
05-23-2016, 10:27 PM
My first night back on SM in a while - it was a fantastic night! But I had to laugh at this:
mar86: You're sexy and all but your prvt rates are way too high, you need to get them down to like 3.99
Me: Fuck you, mar. (He took me by surprise so I said this out loud in chat. Whoops!)
Me (writing): I have had shows all night. If you can't afford me, get a better job.
mar86: true
He left. I noticed afterward I had a new tag that said "annoying". GEE I WONDER WHO LEFT THAT ONE.
SimoneGray
05-24-2016, 12:36 AM
My first night back on SM in a while - it was a fantastic night! But I had to laugh at this:
mar86: You're sexy and all but your prvt rates are way too high, you need to get them down to like 3.99
Me: Fuck you, mar. (He took me by surprise so I said this out loud in chat. Whoops!)
Me (writing): I have had shows all night. If you can't afford me, get a better job.
mar86: true
He left. I noticed afterward I had a new tag that said "annoying". GEE I WONDER WHO LEFT THAT ONE.
I literally just had him in my room with the same nonsense. LOL
CatieCurve
05-24-2016, 12:44 AM
This thread's probably the best place for this...not quite cam, or phone, but an email exchange with a guy on AW who hasn't actually spent one penny cent on me, ever, although he does have decent enough feedback. Today I cut off his oxygen. (please note, he was asking for taboo stuff that I do offer, but I am editing it and leaving the general jist so you can see what a time-wasting, boundary-pushing, freeloading wanker I am having the pleasure of NOT doing business with. I can imagine that whatever I did would be wrong. Actual AW nickname left in for your blocking pleasure.)
milfsrhot 24/04/2016 Phone chat
Hia Hun. I usually have phone chat with women who genuinely have a [female relative] of around [mid-teens] that we could chat a little about too. I like asking questions like [stuff about bras] that kind of thing. I hope I've not offended you,sorry if I have. I understand that not all women are cool with that kind of thing. Hope to hear from you soon X
CatBBW 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Hi no problem, I will be honest and say that my [female relatives] are much older than that, but I can [talk about bras etc] Would that be OK for you?
milfsrhot 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Hi again. Well I'm really pleased that the chat is ok with you, you look gorgeous and I have a huge fetish for a hairy pussy. I'd like to buy some custom pictures from you if you were up for it. The chat though wouldn't really work for me given the [specifics] Hun. Do you maybe have [another specific female relative]? That would be good for me x
CatBBW 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Thank you. I can certainly do custom pussy pics for you.
I am 'only' 44 so am not old enough [for the specifics of his request]. We could chat about [step-relatives]?
milfsrhot 24/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
How much for 10 pics of your pussy Hun? Open legged,toys inside you and a couple of you weeing too ? Would you maybe chat a little about your [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] maybe? I'm quite keen on getting to chat with you,you're a very sexy woman x
milfsrhot 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
What are your thoughts on what I asked you good looking?
CatBBW 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
It's 5 credits per custom pic. You need to tell me what things you want in them, like poses, outfits etc. This might be easier if you phone me or hop on cam. *smiley*
milfsrhot 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
I asked whether you'd be ok to chat about your [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] a little maybe? X
CatBBW 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
I already replied - I said I can talk about [step-relatives] as I don't have [specifics that I've already repeatedly told him I don't have]).
milfsrhot 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
So it's a no then. I'm not sure [anything other than his fixated request] would work for me,as much as I want to chat with you,and I really do x
CatBBW 25/04/2016 Re: Phone chat
Good luck then,I hope you find the right lady who has the [requested specifics] for you
3 weeks later...
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Hia Sexy girl . Jesus you are sexy I have to say. Just rereading your emails as I'm considering calling for some chat. [Step-relative] could work but [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] would be better for me. Are your [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] anywhere near the ages I'd mentioned to you babe?x
CatBBW 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I can certainly talk about [specifics that I've already told him I don't have, but by now he needs to either pay up or push off. I would prefer the latter].
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Do you genuinely have any babe,if so [small detail] please? Do you sell custom pics too? X
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I've got a huge hairy pussy and armpits fetish. There aren't many of you girls around lol. Naked pics of your pussy and armpits ,you spreading your pussy open,putting things inside you and you peeing too would be great. Do you have a speculum by any chance? What were the answers to the chat questions too please gorgeous ? X
CatBBW 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I can talk about [random relative for a laugh cos it's 3am and I'm busy entertaining paying guests].
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I'm confused babe. I asked about [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] because you mentioned that [original requested female relative] was now [not what he's looking for]. The pics?
CatBBW 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
... and I have told you that I do not have [specifics that I've already told him I don't have] that you want to talk about.
As to the custom pics - yes, I can certainly do the requested "hairy and insertion" pics for you, as I said in our previous comms.
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Yes I know. They're not [specific detail, even though he still doesn't grasp that I do not have ANY of the specifics that he's looking for]. So I asked [specific detail request]. Then I could have decided whether that would work for me if we had chat. Great about the pics. How much for a set of 20 and when would they be done by would you have thought? X
By now I had enough. It was 4am. So I ignored and didn't reply.
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
What happened?
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Seriously?
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Rude.
milfsrhot 16/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
I was very excited about having fun with you too . Shame.
Then nothing for 4 days...when he woke up again.
milfsrhot 20/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Are we not friends anymore? Is any business with you not an option?
CatBBW 20/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
What business would you like? I am not doing phone chat tonight.
milfsrhot 20/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Can I ask you 2 straight questions please and get the answers please Hun. Shame about no chat tonight but if you can offer what I'd like then I'm more than happy to wait until you're next available as I really do think you're very sexy. Would you also give me a price for say 15 pics of the things I mentioned and give me a rough idea when I'd be able to buy them babe x
CatBBW 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
As per my previous messages:
* 5 credits per custom photo
* please tell me what insertions/outfits/poses you are looking for
You will be able to pay for them as soon as we've agreed on the insertions/outfits/poses, then I will shoot them to your requirements.
Thanks
milfsrhot 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
That only answers one question.
CatBBW 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat [I know that no business/payment will ever come from this man, and this will be my final message to him.]
"Would you also give me a price for say 15 pics of the things I mentioned"
Yes, it's 5 credits per photo.
"give me a rough idea when I'd be able to buy them"
once we've agreed on which poses/insertions/outfits.
Which question did I not answer?
milfsrhot 21/05/2016 Re: Phone chat
Forget about it. You're a nightmare. Do you know I've spent 200 quid in 24hrs on here. I do it weekly. You're gorgeous but you're a constant battle.
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________
and that's all folks! ;D
I've had this guy in email too. Never spent anything ;)
DonaDiabla
05-24-2016, 12:47 AM
This was in my mailbox yesterday:
"Hey bb,
I would like to pay you to eat 12 slices of pizza and then deep throat a 12 inch dildo for 15 mins. Also make sure the dildo is white because I hate all colors of dildos but white."
Gross!!!! He just want me to vomit on a dildo. Sorry, but vomiting a cock or dildo is not sexy to me. Plus, I am not deepthroating a 12 inch dildo for anyone. Also, who cares about if a dildo is white? He is blocked because that is just a stupid request to me.
princess_casual
05-24-2016, 07:04 PM
I literally just had him in my room with the same nonsense. LOL
Literally had him in my room last night. He told me flat out he just wanted to gawk at me, so I told him to tip.
He tipped 5... then was telling me how he'd love to watch me naked.. I was like you know what's funny? this is a live cam site and you CAN watch me do that! After a couple mins of him sitting there I told him to go pvt or beat it (and btw, my rates ARE 3.99/4.99 so he has no excuse).
he asked about joi, then stalled... I got taken exclusive and didn't see him again
LizzyMe
05-24-2016, 07:09 PM
Him: you ever had a colonoscopy?
Me:
Him: you ever had a colonoscopy?
Me:
Him: you ever had a colonoscopy rammed up your ass?
Me: YOUR DOCTOR CALLED WITH YOUR COLONOSCOPY RESULTS. GOOD NEWS-THEY FOUND YOUR HEAD
Him:
Melyssax
05-24-2016, 07:56 PM
DUMMY: Im frm tampa
Me: oh ok
pretty close
DUMMY: Y I KNT TAKE U ON A DATE
Me: huh
i dont do meet ups
DUMMY: SO WHY I CAN'T TAKE YOU ON A DATE OUT TOO EAT
Me: i8 dont do meet ups
I DONT*
DUMMY: Txt me u playin 8133778035
I GET MONEY
StupidBrokeDumbAss has been blocked.
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BustyVixen
05-24-2016, 07:59 PM
Some great stuff today:
A guy goes private and says nothing. After a few mins of asking questions and being flirty I just start stripping. Another guy comes in, he talks, after about 7 minutes he asks if I have toys. I say yes, I'm getting to that. Out of nowhere the original guy says "'No toys piss in a cup ". I ignored him and turned around to show my ass and I can't stop laughing!
A guy goes private and he obviously doesn't speak English very well. He asks if I have a rod. I thought he meant a dildo so I showed him and he said No! I want a rod! I want a rod! I have no clue so I continue my show. Then he says, Sit sitting French! Repeats that a few times. I just keep going. Then he says phallic your anus! I told him anal only in exclusive but I don't think he understood. He stayed for over 30 minutes and last thing he said was wwaaawwww!
SimoneGray
05-24-2016, 08:03 PM
Lately guys have been coming into my room saying "I wanna see your tits/ass" let's go pvt. What they actually mean is they wanna see that shit for free in the 30 sec window. So annoying.
gorgeousbbw
05-24-2016, 08:03 PM
Jiggle those tits for me and i'll take you private
open tits baby
tease me first baby
have you ever had sex with your brother or sister?
Mommys boy wants some milk
gorgeousbbw
05-24-2016, 08:04 PM
oh yes the 30 second wankers are relentless lately on SM
Melyssax
05-24-2016, 08:07 PM
Oh & some other stupid MF who tipped me... Ok so I log off for like 30 min & grab a bite to eat come back, this FOOL ...
Hey, I tipped you earlier like 3O Min ago (*eye roll* He tipped to PM & try to get off on my responses.. to cheap to take me private)
so he tipped, I flashed & all that good stuff & replied to his pms... so I told him like duhhh (I wanted to say) that's why it was 3O Mins ago hun....
WTF do they think this is? gosh
bbwbrianna
05-24-2016, 08:27 PM
oh yes the 30 second wankers are relentless lately on SM
Me too, but luckily these knobheads don't know how to count so I get 49 seconds out of them! Anyway, you should raise your premium chat price so it is higher than exclusive. Less peepers this way and you weed out all the idiots. I just did this.
princess_casual
05-24-2016, 08:36 PM
With all the random and specific fetishes I hear on cam... I sometimes think about how many dudes might be getting turned on over some random thing I wear. Like, I could be wearing purple socks and some dude is cumming in his pants over them.
Sunnylexie
05-24-2016, 09:55 PM
oh yes the 30 second wankers are relentless lately on SM
Yes, my actions when someone I don't know takes me pvt are: 1) send a canned message asking if he can hear me and press the block button at the same time, 2) confirm ban if he stays for less than a minute. Just make sure he's blocked from messaging too, because that's the only way you can ban after they left (you can block them from entering the chat later).
Sunnylexie
05-25-2016, 06:11 AM
Me: how can I help you?;-)
Entitled: complimentary butt flash :-)
Me: I'll gladly show you for 5 Gold!
Entitled: complimentary!!!
Me: yeah I'll show it for complimentary 5 gold
Entitled: dont be cheap
Me: If 5 is too cheap I'll make it 10
TheOutlier
05-25-2016, 07:42 AM
chatter: lol, I dont do all that, single mum, way out of my league
me: don't do what?
chatter: Can't afford
me: Ah sorry, but freeloaders aren't welcome regardless of reason.
(Although points for originality? I haven't heard that one before. I felt a little bad but this is a job......)
audritwo
05-25-2016, 07:48 AM
"Hey bb,
I would like to pay you to eat 12 slices of pizza and then deep throat a 12 inch dildo for 15 mins. Also make sure the dildo is white because I hate all colors of dildos but white."
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DancesWithSloths
05-25-2016, 09:11 AM
With all the random and specific fetishes I hear on cam... I sometimes think about how many dudes might be getting turned on over some random thing I wear. Like, I could be wearing purple socks and some dude is cumming in his pants over them.
I have a massive thing for woolly grey knee-length socks. *hashtag camgirl confessions*
LoraDoll
05-25-2016, 09:51 AM
if i smoke, i roll my own cigs. If someone smokes weed, usually that person hold down the smoke for a short time, so that s it. And i got this shit all the time, boring as fuck
kolster : you smoke weed?)))
A***: that s the lames question i see here
rocky91152: coz u r the fckn full of shit.
A***: that make sense yeah.
kolster : well i guess that what you get when you excange sex for money.
I asked other guys if they wanna play in pvt...
kolster : no no. once was enough.
For me too, trolling motherfucker. I want those people to burn in hell.
Most lame thing i can imagine this shit, when someone do nothing against them and yet they so hatefull and trolling piece of shits. Why this fucking site is full with these morons?
This is a job full of shit, thankfully for these kind of people, even like this I try to focus, but these motherfuckers like to do ANYTHING to make it just harder. Fuck this!
LoraDoll
05-25-2016, 10:03 AM
alwaysonmymind1: why are you so unhappy?
alwaysonmymind1: u never smile?
alwaysonmymind1: yeah life sucks and its hard for everyone
alwaysonmymind1: but u just gotta smile
alwaysonmymind1: and pretend that everything is okay
alwaysonmymind1: she is perfect
alwaysonmymind1: in her own way
alwaysonmymind1: but even perfect looking peolpe are unhappy
alwaysonmymind1: maybe she was abused as a child or something lol
alwaysonmymind1: so now shes unhappy
A***: pvt? *he shut up for a few mins after i asked*
A***: that s how much i ll care if u say another word.
alwaysonmymind1: i dont get it?
alwaysonmymind1: why are you so pesimistic?
alwaysonmymind1: ur preety
alwaysonmymind1: many people dont have thaty in life
alwaysonmymind1: they would be happy if they did
alwaysonmymind1: sorry im wasted
alwaysonmymind1: i just came to look at ur preety face
alwaysonmymind1: perfect preety*
alwaysonmymind1: u look all natural
alwaysonmymind1: which is not common today
alwaysonmymind1: what you smoking?
bann.
they complaining ALL THE TIME i look "unhappy" coz I dont fake smile in free chat. This is so fucking ridiculous. :D
and by the way, what this guy think, who he is? :O
KlutzyCammer
05-25-2016, 04:30 PM
nw9004 enters the room
nw9004: were u from
JT: I'm from Newcastle, you?
nw9004: ireland
JT: Oh? I've never been before
nw9004: is that a wig?
JT: No babe, it's my head?
JT: Suspicious much?
nw9004: hah
nw9004: look familiar
JT: I do?
nw9004: u do
JT: You're from Ireland so I imagine it's just "one of those faces"
nw9004: haha
nw9004 leaves the room
Wtf? Stop insulting my head/hair! It's all real :( I'm done for tonight. I'm in no mood for handling stupid people -.-
CatieCurve
05-25-2016, 05:47 PM
I've had a couple today:
Customer in pvt: says nothing
Me: Is there anything particular you want to talk to me about tonight
Customer in pvt: I want to arrange a gay gangbang so they can all fuck me
me: momentary silence while my brain tries to figure out what the heck here - then I started talking about how I could take him to parties etc to get on the right theme
customer - silence and gone
Not quite sure why he didn't go to a cam guy or if he was looking for a TV or what exactly - always hate it when I'm on the spot with something haven't thought about doing before, once I think about it I'm good to go for the next time
CatieCurve
05-25-2016, 05:48 PM
Next one was:
Customer - what's the biggest taboo you've ever done
me - do you mean on cam; my own real life etc
Customer - do you have a dog
lmao I could tell where that was going
LizzyMe
05-25-2016, 06:04 PM
Him: I love Jesus!------- Me: So do I------------- Him: Jesus does not love you. He doesn't love sex workers.---------- Me: Jesus absolutely loves me and everyone else, no matter if they are sex workers or not.------------ Him: Jesus definitely does not Love You! ------------- Me: Jesus Loves you too, even if EVERYONE else thinks you are a complete Asshole. ------------ .-Banned-
Miss_Red
05-25-2016, 08:12 PM
Him: Jesus does not love you. He doesn't love sex workers.
LOLOLOL Mary Fucking Magdalene anyone? Jesus LOVES sex workers, he supposedly hung out with us all the time.
hyori
05-25-2016, 08:54 PM
I love horrifying the Jesus freaks with, "oh you think I'm a whore? Guess what, not only would I give Jesus a blowjob on the crucifix, I would scissor sister with Mary Magdelene all over his pre-resurrected body. The shroud of Turin would have so much pussy juice the DNA analysis will indicate that the saviour was actually a woman, you goddamn, bible thumping, idiot."
sovereignv
05-25-2016, 09:02 PM
I've had a couple today:
Customer in pvt: says nothing
Me: Is there anything particular you want to talk to me about tonight
Customer in pvt: I want to arrange a gay gangbang so they can all fuck me
me: momentary silence while my brain tries to figure out what the heck here - then I started talking about how I could take him to parties etc to get on the right theme
customer - silence and gone
Not quite sure why he didn't go to a cam guy or if he was looking for a TV or what exactly - always hate it when I'm on the spot with something haven't thought about doing before, once I think about it I'm good to go for the next time
Haha aww! He wanted you to describe/talk about the gang bang with him. Lots of men like to talk to women about it, it's just a fantasy, I get it a lot. Why they want us as the middle woman, though, I don't know.
sovereignv
05-25-2016, 09:03 PM
45029
"Thanks"
Sunnylexie
05-25-2016, 10:12 PM
I've had a couple today:
Customer in pvt: says nothing
Me: Is there anything particular you want to talk to me about tonight
Customer in pvt: I want to arrange a gay gangbang so they can all fuck me
me: momentary silence while my brain tries to figure out what the heck here - then I started talking about how I could take him to parties etc to get on the right theme
customer - silence and gone
Not quite sure why he didn't go to a cam guy or if he was looking for a TV or what exactly - always hate it when I'm on the spot with something haven't thought about doing before, once I think about it I'm good to go for the next time
Forced bi fantasy, they need a woman "making them do it".
AlyssaJane
05-25-2016, 11:05 PM
I love horrifying the Jesus freaks with, "oh you think I'm a whore? Guess what, not only would I give Jesus a blowjob on the crucifix, I would scissor sister with Mary Magdelene all over his pre-resurrected body. The shroud of Turin would have so much pussy juice the DNA analysis will indicate that the saviour was actually a woman, you goddamn, bible thumping, idiot."
OMG I love sacrilege! I am an atheist but still stealing this next time I get a bible thumper.
AlyssaJane
05-25-2016, 11:09 PM
Me too, but luckily these knobheads don't know how to count so I get 49 seconds out of them! Anyway, you should raise your premium chat price so it is higher than exclusive. Less peepers this way and you weed out all the idiots. I just did this.
Yup I do this and I can never go back. No more arguments about what I will or won't do in premium cuz if we are in premium IDGAF as they are paying double my exclusive rate.
LoraDoll
05-26-2016, 07:43 PM
husky84911: Hi: Are you willing to finger your pussy all the way to orgasm in private? Thanks
A***: Let s go.
husky84911: How long will it take you to orgasm? Just trying to figure cost.
A***: Forever. :D Figure that out!
I would be surprised if he would buy a show, not just here to ask nonsense in free.
Chellyinparadise
05-26-2016, 08:23 PM
jayrose12: do u do fast karate
can u knock me out
I told him he better quit asking me dumb questions on a porn site or ill karate chop his dick off but this came to mind.. haha
AlyssaJane
05-26-2016, 09:15 PM
jayrose12: do u do fast karate
can u knock me out
I told him he better quit asking me dumb questions on a porn site or ill karate chop his dick off but this came to mind.. haha
I've had this idiot in and out of my room forever going on and on about karate and if I would wrestle different WWE people and whatever. Never spends a dime. I got annoyed finally and blocked.
Chellyinparadise
05-26-2016, 09:20 PM
He didnt stay too long after i said what i did to him when i got tired of hearing it. Just wanted to ramble on in my room too. No intention to spend. He left before i banned him.haha
LoraDoll
05-27-2016, 06:10 PM
gerard31: mmmm i keep returning to your room -
A***: wondering why.
A***: pvt or bye
*Silence* > bann.
He stalking in my room every day, acting like a gay idiot. mmm those lips mmm those eyes mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm MMMM!!!
Do these guys think they do to me a favor by "keep returning" to my room with no reason , just to stalk? :toldoff: :crazy:
And the honest reaction, would be like:
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surprisingly.
MsBellaSpanxx
05-27-2016, 10:10 PM
While doing a BJ show in Exclusive with a try-hard dom...
'gimme a good wink when u suck that dick'
I actually burst out laughing when I read that! And then I gave THE dorkiest wink.
Not really stupid, just funny--a guy tipped me to send him sexy texts, and oh my god, his autocorrect was going completely wild. He was kissing on my assistance cheeks, fingering my pushy, squeezing my tilts, pressing the tip of his deck into my ass... I was glad he couldn't see me cracking up.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-28-2016, 06:50 AM
On skype
RascistMacAnus: I love black girls always wanted to fuck one
Me: Well you are in for a treat baby. Cuz I'm a Black WOMAN and I'm ready to play. Just pay here and then we can begin
Fast Forward
RascistMacAnus: Mmmm I love black bitches. You so nasty
Me: Nasty? Okay if you like that sort of thing. Cum get some baby.
RascistMacAnus: You nappy headed ho suck this big white dick
Me: Oh okay its like that alright then. Let me see that mighty white dick. Right now all I see is your glasses fogging up
RascistMacAnus: Pulls the camera down and said "Suck it
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Now I'm just laughing because that "the big white dick" is nothing more than a mess of pink flesh with something that looked like a thumb stickin out?
So then I say: Awww good for you baby. You finally got up the courage to say it. Move your hand lets see if your dick got big
RascistMacAnus: You know what? Fuck you bitch
I started singing Ohhhh I wish I was in Dixie Hooray Hooray, In Dixie Land i take my stand Awaaaay Away. That's when he ended the skype call. I don't know why he got mad? He should have done his homework before contacting a professional Heckler. I'm not even mad tho. I'm gonna make a lot of money today. I can just feel it. Thanks RascistMacAnus your $40 contribution was greatly appreciated.