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CatBBW
05-28-2016, 06:25 PM
In AW Freeview just now...

lee01111 enters the room
lee01111: whats up hoe
lee01111: you fat bitch
ME: (speaking with a smile as I reach for *Kick*) hey, hows you? Lovely to see you, hows it going?
lee01111: fat fuck
ME: (smiling so sweetly and talking so that I get the time to click Kick) aw, thank you! You're very welcome!
lee01111: ahahahahahaaaa
lee01111: cunt
*KICKED! woohoo!*

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-29-2016, 12:48 PM
He thought he could talk my head off in free chat and ignore my question about private so I kicked him

Sadlonelyguy: You must not like conversation

Me: Oh I love it but for a limited time. If you not paying you aint staying

Sadlonelyguy: WOOOOOW Well you should be blocking every guy in your room because you're still not in a private show but I understand money-hungry women love to play with pussy

He really thought that was an insult? But then someone came in and went exclusive immediately. Step 1. On how to slay: Throw rose petals on the floor Step 2 then proceed to twirl on your haters

CatBBW
05-29-2016, 01:06 PM
I just got told off for describing my tits (on my profile) as "floppy".

*shrugs* whatevs.

EllieGold
05-29-2016, 01:55 PM
He thought he could talk my head off in free chat and ignore my question about private so I kicked him

Sadlonelyguy: You must not like conversation

Me: Oh I love it but for a limited time. If you not paying you aint staying

Sadlonelyguy: WOOOOOW Well you should be blocking every guy in your room because you're still not in a private show but I understand money-hungry women love to play with pussy

He really thought that was an insult? But then someone came in and went exclusive immediately. Step 1. On how to slay: Throw rose petals on the floor Step 2 then proceed to twirl on your haters

Yep dude. It's about the damn $. :-D

Bridgetxo
05-29-2016, 03:58 PM
On MFC:

Him: My cam is on. You can view it if you like.
Me: You are going to let me view your cam for free? Wow, what did I do to deserve this?!
Him: That's not what I said but whatever.
Him: I wish girls could see how much a member has spent on this site. They would be drooling.

First of all, this dude had 100 reward points. Wow you have spent $100 on this site, congrats. And even if it was 100,000 reward points, why the fuck would I give a shit how much you've spent on this site? You haven't spent a dime on me.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-29-2016, 06:00 PM
On MFC:

Him: My cam is on. You can view it if you like.
Me: You are going to let me view your cam for free? Wow, what did I do to deserve this?!
Him: That's not what I said but whatever.
Him: I wish girls could see how much a member has spent on this site. They would be drooling.

First of all, this dude had 100 reward points. Wow you have spent $100 on this site, congrats. And even if it was 100,000 reward points, why the fuck would I give a shit how much you've spent on this site? You haven't spent a dime on me.

Don't you ever ever explain this to him. Let him go room to room spewing that crap so that they can all block him or troll him. It could be the highlight of some camgirls day ;D

LoraDoll
05-30-2016, 02:37 PM
Posted shit about this moron in the days and now the moron s back!

vince7401: i'm sorry but i have only 6 credits for you
vince7401: you never answer but how can i be sure you ready for pvt ?
vince7401: i need the gril ta agree before beginning
vince7401: it's education
nicolas123456987: i thinks in come pvt in 5 minutes bb

And i think, i dont give a fuck. :D Or i do, but in that case i would like to see him, sticking up into his ass his own leg.

DonaDiabla
05-30-2016, 02:59 PM
In free chat today on a foreign site:

Hello BB, give me a special show as a veteran. I served in the Bosnian war.

Hello BB, I will tip you 70 dollars if you lower your fee of 5.99. Soldiers need to pay 3.50 per min at the most.

BB, do soldiers get free shows?

Hey Mistress, do subs who are soldiers get free shows?

Mare
05-31-2016, 10:04 AM
On skype

RascistMacAnus: I love black girls always wanted to fuck one
Me: Well you are in for a treat baby. Cuz I'm a Black WOMAN and I'm ready to play. Just pay here and then we can begin

Fast Forward

RascistMacAnus: Mmmm I love black bitches. You so nasty
Me: Nasty? Okay if you like that sort of thing. Cum get some baby.
RascistMacAnus: You nappy headed ho suck this big white dick
Me: Oh okay its like that alright then. Let me see that mighty white dick. Right now all I see is your glasses fogging up
RascistMacAnus: Pulls the camera down and said "Suck it [email protected]%R"

Now I'm just laughing because that "the big white dick" is nothing more than a mess of pink flesh with something that looked like a thumb stickin out?

So then I say: Awww good for you baby. You finally got up the courage to say it. Move your hand lets see if your dick got big
RascistMacAnus: You know what? Fuck you bitch

I started singing Ohhhh I wish I was in Dixie Hooray Hooray, In Dixie Land i take my stand Awaaaay Away. That's when he ended the skype call. I don't know why he got mad? He should have done his homework before contacting a professional Heckler. I'm not even mad tho. I'm gonna make a lot of money today. I can just feel it. Thanks RascistMacAnus your $40 contribution was greatly appreciated.

I was LMFAO in my room out of nowhere just reading this. Thanks!!

DancesWithSloths
05-31-2016, 03:46 PM
Earlier today: two free chats open, conversation going at quite a brisk pace.

Idiot: hru bb
*5 seconds go by, while I'm finishing what I was saying to somebody else*
Idiot: well fuck u if u dont talk to me *leaves*

Boohoo, what shall I do, I've missed out on a potential whale *eyeroll*

innocentindian
05-31-2016, 08:16 PM
45084

Oh sure, let me totally unblock your dumb ass, even though you don't apologize ಠ___ಠ

DeepThoughts
06-01-2016, 09:26 AM
45084

Oh sure, let me totally unblock your dumb ass, even though you don't apologize ಠ___ಠ


I love the "I may have been a bit annoying" part. I LOL'ed

DeepThoughts
06-01-2016, 09:28 AM
Doing a goldshow and a good client randomly says: When all else fails pull out your asshole.

I fell over cause I laughed so much. Ruined my Goldshow attempt but totally made my day.

LoraDoll
06-02-2016, 08:43 PM
magicmike126: perfect BJ lips
magicmike126: can you deepthroat??
A***: no.
magicmike126: then you have no meaning for me
ok cockroach.

One hour later he came back again.
- "mmm BJ lips!"
https://media.giphy.com/media/12iFfOPnqTOOOY/giphy.gif
I knew who is the one, who need to be banned. :D

Sunnylexie
06-02-2016, 10:51 PM
Yesterday, 90% of people were like:

Hi, I'm bored at work and need someone to entertain me. Tell me -

... Why'd you choose this as a job?
... Have you ever been truly in love?
... Wouldn't you like to get an education? (I graduated years ago and still have nightmares about my finals)
... How did you get into this? Don't be scared to tell the truth, you can trust me!

... And noone of them wants a pvt because they are "not like all those pervs who only want my vagina, they see me as a personality"::) - so I didn't even make enough to compensate me for dealing with all the BS. Don't they even realize how insulting they sound claiming themselves special for "seeing our personality" - like it's so hard to notice it takes tremendous effort and dedication to see it?

I take it as another documentary about sex workers is out - or maybe SM started advertising as the interactive version of Maury.

PixiieGirl
06-03-2016, 06:26 AM
"lots of clothes on today bb, is it cold?"

erm I have a mini skirt and a crop top on???? twat

MissAdriana
06-03-2016, 09:03 AM
ur cam and mic is stopping after 20 secs (proceeds to enter and exit 1000000 times)

sorry but no money left today,can i stay here and masturbate please?ur so perfect bb

do u want to see my dick
yes u do
yes u do its 8 inches

88jwyeki806: can i show you my cock before baby please?
88jwyeki806: wanna see baby before we go please
88jwyeki806: i want your opinion please
88jwyeki806: can i fuck your asshole baby?
88jwyeki806: swallow cum baby?
( 88jwyeki806 exited the room)

5 tkns for a video ?
plz bb

AngelMari
06-03-2016, 02:32 PM
I FINALLY figured out the most fun way to get rid of those guys with bbc obsessions. (I seriously LOATH the guys who just want to talk about their dicks or someone else's dick and are obsessed with dick size. Such a turn off for me.)




Bigbbcmark: Hi
U like bbc

Me: No.

Bigbbcmark has logged off



I always say sure... I have yet to see one **edit** saw one once but it wasn't a BBC belonged to a little skinny kid, feel for that kid...was as big as his arm

PrincessfromHell
06-03-2016, 04:56 PM
same dude within 5 seconds:
- Hey slut
- Hru sweetie?

45099

CatBBW
06-04-2016, 04:45 PM
milflover2407 enters the room
milflover2407: show me something or im off

*KICKS*

foxtrot
06-04-2016, 10:30 PM
Not heard per se, was filling in new tags for myself and saw "intellegent (348)".

foxtrot
06-04-2016, 10:38 PM
automatic emoticon ruined that, I realized it's because most foreign girls can't spell, I like these ones too "college cowgirl dancing dildos (375), yammy yammy come to see me (388 ), willing (338 )"
last one is creepy.

PrincessfromHell
06-04-2016, 10:49 PM
The dude goes on and on tell me what you are wearing blah blah I am telling him to go private and see that.
A gem.
- I don't spend money on here. I am a writer, I am writing about dominant women.
Oh well. I am writing the book too The dudes I banned.
You are IN.

heyho
06-05-2016, 05:16 AM
On Skype, most annoying thing that always happens, typical fucker adds me:

"Hi"
Hey! Would you like a show?
"Yes"
Great! Make a booking on my LCMS page and we can get right to it.
"Where?"
*provides link* (EVEN THOUGH THEY OBVIOUSLY GOT MY SKYPE NAME OFF THE LCMS PAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE)
"How much for a show?"
My prices are right there on my webpage. *Provides link AGAIN* Just select how long a show you want!
"Ok"

And I never hear from them again. Fucking wankers for real right now.... Every day I get someone like this. Why do such blind mofoes even bother adding me?? Every time I go through this horrible dance I want to tear out my eyeballs.

Mare
06-05-2016, 06:17 AM
Guys that ask you if you have a nice ass or nice tits like you're just going to whip them out and show them without getting paid.
Guys that you say hello to and they say sup. Like yeah dude - you're so cool. I know you want me to say I'm so horny I just want you to live in the near vicinity and come fuck me because I can't help myself. But, nope, that's never going to happen.

LizzyMe
06-05-2016, 09:40 PM
This guy in private:

Him: Please, Fork it

Me: Fork it??

Him: Fork it

Me: Do you mean FUCK it??

Him: No, fork yourself sweetie

Him: Please, I want you to Fork yourself.

He brings out an actual fork from his kitchen.

Me: Only if we will be spooning afterwards. Lol...

Me: Sorry Hun, my forks are only used to eat with.

Him- He leaves....

LMFAO

DancesWithSloths
06-06-2016, 03:30 AM
Guys that ask you if you have a nice ass or nice tits like you're just going to whip them out and show them without getting paid.

I used to say "that's for you to find out" and push for a sale, but it rarely worked. Now I say, "I haven't got any tits" - which at least draws laughs and an occasional tip from other guys.

DonaDiabla
06-06-2016, 04:28 AM
Big dick guy:Hey bb,my dick is so big that I can impale your heart with it!

Me: Show me

Big dick guy left the room :)

KlutzyCammer
06-06-2016, 08:10 PM
milflover2407 enters the room
milflover2407: show me something or im off

*KICKS*

Urgh, I got the same douche at like 00:50am. Didn't even skip a beat in my conversations *BAN*
Who actually has that much free time? :O

45127

Melyssax
06-07-2016, 12:46 PM
pretty much anything a freeloaders says is annoying, especially when they keep using the same tactics over & over... like do you really think us girls haven't heard it all by now? unless we happened to be "new" so glad I found this forum before I started, though im hip to the game since I use to dance but camming is a tad different & some of these stunts these fools think they can pull.... I think my mind is automatically letting my body know its MF Tireddd lol... it's like as soon as I hop back on cam my mind is like seriously? we're doing this again? another day? ... Its like if my body isn't moving I become extremely drained & feel like dozing off im just sitting there but if I get a show INSTANTLY im all hyped up like lets go!! turn up!! lol it can be very tiring just staring at your screen all day..... waiting zzzzzz it's lke my mind is like "ok girl, in order for me to keep you awake you need to be doing something... Im not keeping you awake for this shit" LOL :D

innocentindian
06-07-2016, 11:48 PM
So I have Roleplay listed as one the things I offer in exc, what do you ladies say to guys who always ask "What's your favorite roleplay bb?"

I know they're asking because they fantasize that my fave roleplay is the exact same as their boring fave roleplay (99% of the time it's freaking incest) and I'm tired of answering with "Oh, I've tried literally all roleplays, just tell me what you like, I've probably done it!"

Sunnylexie
06-08-2016, 12:48 AM
Mr. Clueless: Do you have a rabbit vibe?
Me: Oh yes I do!
Mr. Clueless: Lay on your back and play with it
fast and deep
Mr. Clueless: turn a bit
I want to see it going in and out

45131

Kitcatt
06-08-2016, 02:05 AM
So I have Roleplay listed as one the things I offer in exc, what do you ladies say to guys who always ask "What's your favorite roleplay bb?"

I know they're asking because they fantasize that my fave roleplay is the exact same as their boring fave roleplay (99% of the time it's freaking incest) and I'm tired of answering with "Oh, I've tried literally all roleplays, just tell me what you like, I've probably done it!"

I generally list a couple and say what are you into, because there are so many I'm sure I'm missing one you like. And yep, 99% of the time its mom son, so I have to go into my "stepmom" speech about the fact that incest isn't allowed on cam...sigh....

Sunnylexie
06-08-2016, 12:51 PM
Mr.Witty: guess what i call women like u?
dont get mad now
but
pussy on a stick
lmao

Me: That's rude.

Mr.Witty: ahh im sorry
just telling u my inner feeligs

Me: You knew you were gonna sound like an asshole, but said it anyway. So don't think you're actually sorry.

Mr.Witty: im not an asshole

Me: sure, you just act like one *ban*.

Melyssax
06-08-2016, 10:43 PM
These fools kill me.. If you aren't looking amusing enough then you must be tired or bored like really? no, what that tells me is your broke because if you were spending money that would be the farthest thing on your mind... sounds like an old trick in hopes of freebies but it's just broke boy language to me.. especially the ones who hop on damn near everyday like its THEIR job haha... like damn, am I the camgirl or you??? lol how are you hanging out on here all day, everyday but haven't dropped one red cent & actually think im supposed to be ecstatic about seeing you? lol #KickRocks what they really mean in translation = I'm not spending money, go ahead & block my dumbass

in the words of Juicy J - rich ****** tippin, broke ****** lookin

Glamourmilf
06-09-2016, 09:04 AM
These fools kill me.. If you aren't looking amusing enough then you must be tired or bored like really? no, what that tells me is your broke because if you were spending money that would be the farthest thing on your mind... sounds like an old trick in hopes of freebies but it's just broke boy language to me.. especially the ones who hop on damn near everyday like its THEIR job haha... like damn, am I the camgirl or you??? lol how are you hanging out on here all day, everyday but haven't dropped one red cent & actually think im supposed to be ecstatic about seeing you? lol #KickRocks what they really mean in translation = I'm not spending money, go ahead & block my dumbass

in the words of Juicy J - rich ****** tippin, broke ****** lookin

Exactly. I've never had one guy tip or pay me who makes comments like that.
My biggest pet peeve is when they ask, " So, how's your day on cam been today?" Idkw, it just irks me. Maybe they're trying to be polite, but those guy never pay either.
So to get rid of them all I just say...........45140

MyRealNameIsWeird
06-09-2016, 12:25 PM
So I have Roleplay listed as one the things I offer in exc, what do you ladies say to guys who always ask "What's your favorite roleplay bb?"

I know they're asking because they fantasize that my fave roleplay is the exact same as their boring fave roleplay (99% of the time it's freaking incest) and I'm tired of answering with "Oh, I've tried literally all roleplays, just tell me what you like, I've probably done it!"

"I love all sorts of roleplay! My TOP favourite is secretary -or like whatever is the easiest costume for you to put on and take off-, but I enjoy most. What is your favourite?"

heyho
06-09-2016, 11:31 PM
Guy: play with your nipples
Guy: pull on them and play with them till you cum
Guy: lie back while you do it I wanna see your pussy too
Guy: can you squirt

Me: Sure I can squirt if my pussy gets some action!

Guy: haha I just want to watch you play with tits
Guy: mmmmmmmmmm
Guy: pinch them, cum for me
Guy: do a big squirt
Guy: cum on squirt!!!!

Me: >_>

Guy: why you not squirting
Guy: did you cum yet

Me: Not yet, I can't come with just nipple play, I need to touch myself too...

Guy: you prolly werent playing with your nipples hard enough?
Guy: 12mins can't believe you still havent cum

Me:
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--dMevKjwi--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/uokq3omcpxrpmglsvmuu.gif

innocentindian
06-09-2016, 11:47 PM
I'm on cam, just head & shoulders showing.

Moron - "Are you pregnant?"
Me - "Uh, no? Why do you think that?"
Moron -"Oh, because you have a healthy glow"

Who the fuck can detect pregnancy from glowing skin?

LadyCoco
06-10-2016, 09:36 AM
When those who don't tip always say, "And one more thing...." Just hang it up and leave, man.

CatBBW
06-10-2016, 04:39 PM
dude...?

footslave8312 enters the room
Server Status : Clearing Room ----------------------
Server Status : Group Has Started -----------------
footslave8312: c?
CatBBW: can you hear me
footslave8312: c2C dude?
CatBBW: I can do c2c in private. Dude.
footslave8312 leaves the room
Server Status : Group Has Finished ----------------

CatBBW
06-10-2016, 05:57 PM
Simply for asking a dumb question and then fucking off immediately...please note: I wear bright/deep red lipstick on cam. He didn't come back.

mbyx8mb2 enters the room
Server Status : Clearing Room ----------------------
Server Status : Group Has Started -----------------
mbyx8mb2: hi babe
mbyx8mb2: do u have lipstick?
CatBBW: yes I do
mbyx8mb2 leaves the room
Server Status : Group Has Finished ----------------

anonymous camgirl
06-10-2016, 08:20 PM
The one you want me to do!.. I love them all, I don't have any particular favorite.. I enjoy doing all the roleplays I am ALLOWED to do.. what turns you on?


So I have Roleplay listed as one the things I offer in exc, what do you ladies say to guys who always ask "What's your favorite roleplay bb?"

I know they're asking because they fantasize that my fave roleplay is the exact same as their boring fave roleplay (99% of the time it's freaking incest) and I'm tired of answering with "Oh, I've tried literally all roleplays, just tell me what you like, I've probably done it!"

Melyssax
06-10-2016, 09:10 PM
StupidDummy: Any chance military service gets a free ass shaking? (winky emoji)

StupidDummy has been blocked

TheBrownFox
06-11-2016, 12:20 AM
"U got an ad on Backpage."

Now with the way some of these assholes talk, who knows if he meant this as a question or a statement. But I told him no, I don't use Backpage, but I used to list items for sale on Craigslist. And now that we're on the subject, I do have a bunch of shit in my room I need to list for sale on Craigslist. After I said that, he left. Lmao. I guess this was supposed to be some lame attempt to pop into cam girls' rooms and blurt out something to spook them (into thinking they've been recognized elsewhere off-site). EPIC FAIL.

Oh, the joys of dealing with MyFreeCams free chat.....

DeepThoughts
06-11-2016, 01:10 AM
<< Horrified!! Two guys have asked me to bite my dildo in the last two days! One does not simply bite ones $140. Vixskin Dildo!

BustyVixen
06-11-2016, 07:01 AM
"You like young cock bb?"

"No. I prefer my cock old and shriveled up with balls past the knees".

Melyssax
06-11-2016, 08:27 PM
First time doing a submissive show lol I'm not really into doing domination / submissive shows but I tried it & I can say that I like to be the dominant one lol I can only make someone my bitch, not the other way around

xoprincessremy
06-12-2016, 03:17 AM
45155


LOOOOOOLLL.

Yeah, because I'm going to cum in 7 min. what a fucking idiot.

a "payback show" or "video". gotta be fucking kidding me. bitching about spending "80 gold" (when it was actually 76 based on my cut).


*blocks*

Bridgetxo
06-12-2016, 03:21 AM
"I know you are busy entertaining but would you like to do a 60 minute Skype show for a 1000 token tip? :)"

I lol'ed so hard.