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xoprincessremy
06-12-2016, 03:25 AM
"I know you are busy entertaining but would you like to do a 60 minute Skype show for a 1000 token tip? :)"

I lol'ed so hard.


wow what an honor for $.83 cents per minute!

LadyCoco
06-12-2016, 07:59 AM
"I know you are busy entertaining but would you like to do a 60 minute Skype show for a 1000 token tip? :)"

I lol'ed so hard.

Some asshole on Cam4 wanted me to lower my private rates to 6 tokens per minute. I kicked him out and then he showered me with some tokens, so I let him talk again in my room. But he still asked me to lower my rates. Goodbye!

Marina Starr
06-12-2016, 08:29 AM
ima363036: add on skype er.shivraj. india
Marina: no thanks, I'm allergic to curry.

Smurfette
06-12-2016, 12:09 PM
Idiot: Flash me baby
Me: 5 gold for tit flash! 3 gold for ass flash! ;-)
Idiot: Ugh always with the money maybe people can't always buy because I am 16 so maybe just this once plz

...Seriously?

xoprincessremy
06-12-2016, 01:09 PM
Idiot: Flash me baby
Me: 5 gold for tit flash! 3 gold for ass flash! ;-)
Idiot: Ugh always with the money maybe people can't always buy because I am 16 so maybe just this once plz

...Seriously?


"Always with the money"


I literally LOL'd at that during my real estate class. Lol


Ask him "whys it always gotta be about the free?"

DonaDiabla
06-12-2016, 05:30 PM
Stupidity on C2C

Confused Latino: Do you have a some white cock there?

Me: No rapeplay.

Confused Latino: "I can show you my wife getting violated by several white men in Montana. She is just a Mixtec Indian and no one wants those women. She is lucky that she married a man with Spanish and French blood in his veins. She is good for not other than to be Conquistador' bait"- He said some more racist crap about his wife's Native American heritage and how she was begging for her husband to help her during her rape. :(


Me: Instant block.

If I say no raceplay and rapeplay, than I mean no.

LoraDoll
06-12-2016, 07:37 PM
This shit stalking in my room wordless, weeks ago . Now he just spit tis out. Thank you.
Bimbo6666: hey like when i play with my pee hole inside the cock ? i play with srewdriver ;) im 27yo

EllieGold
06-12-2016, 09:15 PM
Candy: can i sell this?
Candy: sell my dick to you
Candy: you dont want to buy my dick
Candy has been blocked.

Bridgetxo
06-12-2016, 10:00 PM
"I want to spoil you. Maybe get you a full sized fridge instead of that mini one"

Where the fuck would I put a full sized fridge?? And it's not like I live in my room. I have something called a kitchen. I just like to keep some snacks nearby :D

Sunnylexie
06-13-2016, 12:46 AM
Idiot: hi can you lay back up legs hsow me feets spread ass with one hand and fuck pussy with ohter with dildo until i say stop. no stop even if you cum and smile to me please
Idiot: *leaves after 2 minutes*

Well that was easy.

audreymadison
06-13-2016, 01:02 AM
Idiot: hi can you lay back up legs hsow me feets spread ass with one hand and fuck pussy with ohter with dildo until i say stop. no stop even if you cum and smile to me please
Idiot: *leaves after 2 minutes*

Well that was easy.

I've had that guy! lol

Sunnylexie
06-13-2016, 04:54 AM
*I was eating pizza on cam*

Somedude: you eat pizza because you like it, or just to appeal to guys?

So, girls, just for you to know: pizza is something made exquisitely for men to enjoy (just like computer games). Women have no taste for it and only eat it to appeal to guys. Now go gnaw on a broccoli, you fake pizza lovers!

hyori
06-13-2016, 07:26 AM
*I was eating pizza on cam*

Somedude: you eat pizza because you like it, or just to appeal to guys?

So, girls, just for you to know: pizza is something made exquisitely for men to enjoy (just like computer games). Women have no taste for it and only eat it to appeal to guys. Now go gnaw on a broccoli, you fake pizza lovers!

I would kind of get this if you were eating a massive sausage by itself or a corndog/pogo but pizza? Come on.

lemonberry
06-13-2016, 08:49 AM
Not so much stupid, but a funny typo.

Dude in pvt: BB you got my duck so hard.

Took everything I had not to ask him if he was gonna make it quack for me.

MissCavalli
06-14-2016, 05:19 AM
I really want to shoot someone right now. Today was not only extremely slow with 15 sessions of 1 minute men... Now I have to deal with THIS ONE.

brad: honey where are you from

MissCavalli: austria

brad: really

MissCavalli: :-D

brad: i never seen gorgous austrian before
you must be mix

MissCavalli: hihi thank you
Hi guys, which one of you wants to make me cum today? <3

brad: really i know lot of austrian girls but they are not pretty
honey you are not a toy to play with

MissCavalli: yes i do

brad: pretty girl like you should be loved and cared for

MissCavalli: if you like me so much you can tip me;-)

brad: i would love to have a romantic dinner with you but not to play with you

MissCavalli: sorry anders, only here ;-)

brad: i know you are surprised what i am asking

MissCavalli: actually no
i am here working trying to pay my rent but you are not really helping.
if you take me exclusive we can talk =)

brad: i am not like others who are after bad things but i am a enlish gentelman who knows how to respect a elegant lady like you

DonaDiabla
06-14-2016, 04:19 PM
This crap on extralunchmoney:

Lame Turkish guy: Hey sexy Caribbean thang.

Me: Hey honey.

Lame Turkish guy: I need to kik you right way because my cock is hard for loving.

Me: That will be 50 credits.

Lame Turkish guy: That is too expensive for 5 mins of pleasure.

Me: Still 50 credits.

Lame Turkish guy disappears.

Sad to be a 5 min man :)

LizzyMe
06-14-2016, 05:41 PM
Him: Are you married?

Me: No

Him: You are too pretty not to be married

Him: I have Alot money and I could take Real good care of you.

Me: Oh yeah baby, well why don't you take me private and tell me all about it.

Him: I don't know, your rates a little bit too high for me. Would you be willing to bring down your rates a little?

bbwbrianna
06-14-2016, 06:21 PM
Him: Are you married?

Me: No

Him: You are too pretty not to be married

Him: I have Alot money and I could take Real good care of you.

Me: Oh yeah baby, we'll why don't you take me private and tell me all about it.

Him: I don't know, your rates a little bit too high for me. Would you be willing to bring down your rates a little?

"I have a lot of money" "your rates are a little high". What in the actual fuck. This is killing me.

MissCavalli
06-15-2016, 12:52 AM
And another one...

Loser: You have nice eyes

MissCavalli: come pvt =)

Loser: Who me

MissCavalli: yeeees =)


Loser: Watt are we gonna do

MissCavalli: whatever we like

Loser: Like what

MissCavalli: use your imagination

Loser: How much


Loser: You have beautiful fluffy lips

Loser: You don't speak much

MissCavalli: nope :-)
no tips no speak bb

Loser: Don't be shy

Tips me one dollar

Loser: Why that face

WHAT IS UP TODAY?!

MissCavalli
06-15-2016, 06:03 AM
And yet the last idiot was't born...

brad: hi again

brad: i was waitting from you

MissCavalli: oki im ready now =)

brad: for ?

MissCavalli: pvt ;-)

brad: come on honey i am at my office i cannot bb

BAN!!!

ophellia
06-15-2016, 07:42 AM
idiotguy: Idk u might think it's weird
I have always wanted to shave a girls headshaving while faking her or while she is blowing me
Y not shave ur head
Would love that

I'm not going to shave my head.

Idiot logs off.

Melyssax
06-15-2016, 10:52 AM
Skype: Missed call from golu bolu (Lol woke me up from my nap because I heard my Skype ringing over & over from this bullshitter)

Me: hello
Me: Are you interested in a show?
golu bolu: how are you?
Me: I'm great how are you?
golu bolu: no , I think you not get any benefits yet right?
golu bolu: i am good ,ty
golu bolu: not looking for show
golu bolu: but i can help you

Laughing to myself like no boo, let me help you.... out the door >

"Me blocked golu bolu"

http://oi63.tinypic.com/2a7a5ht.jpg

Don't let the door hit your bitchass on your way out

these guys KNOW I don't fuck around, I train them well, cause if you didn't know **Kevin Hart voice** "YOU GON LEARN TODAY!" haha ... even have comments left from guys such as "BUSINESS ONLY" ... Ya damn skippy ! ::)

hyori
06-15-2016, 10:58 AM
cuntbagel: show feet, bb

me: I don't flash anything unless I get tipped and since you're such a dumbass, I'm charging you 200 tokens to see my feet, if you can't pay, get out

cuntbagel: wow, you're a bitch

me: yes, that's right and even the fact that I'm talking to you is a privilege because I'm acknowledging your existence

cuntbagel leaves

*the rest of my room is loling

sovereignv
06-15-2016, 08:59 PM
I know, right?? EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.


On Skype, most annoying thing that always happens, typical fucker adds me:

"Hi"
Hey! Would you like a show?
"Yes"
Great! Make a booking on my LCMS page and we can get right to it.
"Where?"
*provides link* (EVEN THOUGH THEY OBVIOUSLY GOT MY SKYPE NAME OFF THE LCMS PAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE)
"How much for a show?"
My prices are right there on my webpage. *Provides link AGAIN* Just select how long a show you want!
"Ok"

And I never hear from them again. Fucking wankers for real right now.... Every day I get someone like this. Why do such blind mofoes even bother adding me?? Every time I go through this horrible dance I want to tear out my eyeballs.

MyRealNameIsWeird
06-16-2016, 07:23 AM
So I've started keeping my block policy in my topic. Because it makes the losers run. And today I got two new tags "blocks people" "no reason". The only guys I have blocked today are:
the ones who asked for shit and dodged when I asked them to tip
the ones who skirted around the pvt matter
the ones who lurked and did not reply to me when I said "let's arrange a pvt or you're banned"
a couple of wise guys who think they're funny and waste my time
one who had been in my room before, asked for stuff and not returned, where I noted "ban" in their profile for next time
one who used to tip well in 2015 and had lurked for 6 months before tipping me a whopping $3 and asking me to do all sorts of poses for it: not the deal we had

No reason, no reason at all. Perhaps the reason is YOUR LACK OF SPENDING CAPACITY. LOL :P

innocentindian
06-16-2016, 11:02 AM
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Gotta love autocorrect!

sovereignv
06-18-2016, 06:34 PM
COOLBOY32: hi szexy girl
be nudebe nudebe nudebe nudebe nudebe nudebe nudebe nudebe nudebe nudebe nudebe nudebe nude

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DonaDiabla
06-19-2016, 07:01 AM
An Vincentian skype customer:

This is some classic xenophobia and sexism right here. Also this will discuss a very old stereotype of Barbadian women being gold diggers,snobbish, and cocky.

Angry Vincentian: Are you really an Island girl?

Me: I was born in America but my family comes from the Caribbean and Latin America.

Angry Vincentian: Hmmm, I see that you are wearing some glitter and metallic gold. You know, who wears body glitter in the West Indies?

Me: No, who?

Angry Vincentian: Cheap Barbadian snobbish gold diggers looking for a wallet. You have a very Barbadian look.

Me: Well, my grandmother is from Barbados....so I guess that I am guilty.

Angry Vincentian: Damn, I hate gold digging snobbish bitches who wear metallic gold and glitter.

Me: What did the Barbadian chick say to the Vincentian cop?

Angry Vincentian: What!

Me: Baby, you can get mad if you want to but I have your cock and wallet in my pocket.

Angry Vincentian got mad and gave me more money.

He left :)

LoraDoll
06-19-2016, 01:25 PM
I ve asked: "pvt?"
idiot: "sure, you pay? xD"
The "funny" jerk was out, but i wondered: i dont watch their cam even if THEY pay. I would like to see that any women in the world pay him, to watch his dick. Dreaming is a good thing anyway.::)

And, i had someone in pvt, who wanted to talk about how i would make him, my slave. Okay.
Soon, he wanted to hear stories about how i make his old parents to my slaves too, and how i would beat up his old mother, and fight with her.

https://media.giphy.com/media/TdmTcdoN3egaQ/giphy.gif

Aint had better idea: I made a joke about the situation, an prayed he is not totally sick, and have some humour.
He recognized something, and asked: "if the topic not comfortable for you, we can talk about something else".
Yep. Something like that. Dealing with sick minded people like this, is anything, but not comfortable for me, LOL.

LizzyMe
06-19-2016, 05:58 PM
Him: You have a hot ass!

Me: Thankyou

Him: Do you workout a lot

Me: Yes

Him: Your ass looks just like my sisters' ass.

Him: I am going to jerk off tonight thinking about your ass and my sisters ass butt fucking

heyho
06-19-2016, 07:05 PM
I ve asked: "pvt?"
idiot: "sure, you pay? xD"
The "funny" jerk was out, but i wondered: i dont watch their cam even if THEY pay. I would like to see that any women in the world pay him, to watch his dick. Dreaming is a good thing anyway.::)

And, i had someone in pvt, who wanted to talk about how i would make him, my slave. Okay.
Soon, he wanted to hear stories about how i make his old parents to my slaves too, and how i would beat up his old mother, and fight with her.

https://media.giphy.com/media/TdmTcdoN3egaQ/giphy.gif

Aint had better idea: I made a joke about the situation, an prayed he is not totally sick, and have some humour.
He recognized something, and asked: "if the topic not comfortable for you, we can talk about something else".
Yep. Something like that. Dealing with sick minded people like this, is anything, but not comfortable for me, LOL.

Holy shit, I had a really sick mofoe today too. He also just wanted to talk. He started off by saying how pretty and sweet I was, wanted to marry me, blahblah...and then he started saying "I would beat you so hard my lovely wife", kept talking about how much he wanted to smash my head into the ground, fuck me till I bled, wanted to watch me cry and puke, how beautiful I would look with bruising all over my face....

Jesus some people.

At least he had the decency to pay me while making me listen to his sick fantasies.

Serena-Shields
06-19-2016, 07:30 PM
''What's your original name"

None of your business.

''Then I guess you're only here for money and you don't give a fuck about us''

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DUH

I was so lowkey confused by this, like. You paying me to take off my clothes and masturbate. My personal life is completely irrelevant and you're not entitled to private information. Fuck off, peasant.

LoraDoll
06-20-2016, 04:22 AM
Holy shit, I had a really sick mofoe today too...

Jesus some people.

At least he had the decency to pay me while making me listen to his sick fantasies.

Maybe it's that i m "unlucky" but a few years back, i aint seen any kind of these sick guys. Now: one after another. Interesting.

Rena83
06-20-2016, 06:21 AM
Mostly just the people who want to chat because they come from some other site that's like "free" whatever. I just tell them well this is a pay site and if you aren't paying you can leave. The weirdos don't bother me. Idgaf what their sick fantasies are. They are going to have them no matter what so might as well make that $$$ listening to them because if not somebody else will.

TheOutlier
06-20-2016, 08:55 AM
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Fool.

sovereignv
06-21-2016, 06:45 AM
" i am 14 and i never had sex with a hot woman just with stupid classmates. can you make me cum ?"

::)

CatBBW
06-21-2016, 08:53 AM
"mmmm i like my bitches fat"

MissAdriana
06-21-2016, 09:37 AM
rcramp: Where u from hun
canada, you?
rcramp: Not really looking to talk
So why did you ask where I'm from?
rcramp: To talk a subject
Well bye
rcramp: bye

lll99
06-21-2016, 10:56 AM
some guy who tipped 7 tokens in an hour: if you show your face you'll be number one on the site :)
bitch i am already am number 1 lol.

random old guy: pm me
me: pm is 50 tokens
random old guy: i think i know you, pm me
*banned*

broke guy: how much for tit flash?
me: 100 tokens
broke guy: honey no one has 100 tokens they can just drop at one time
bitch bye

Melyssax
06-21-2016, 12:48 PM
some guy who tipped 7 tokens in an hour: if you show your face you'll be number one on the site :)
bitch i am already am number 1 lol.

random old guy: pm me
me: pm is 50 tokens
random old guy: i think i know you, pm me
*banned*

broke guy: how much for tit flash?
me: 100 tokens
broke guy: honey no one has 100 tokens they can just drop at one time
bitch bye

^^^ lol it's SO many broke guys on there like wtf... Where do they work?? Mickie D's or something.. It's disgusting to me for a man to be that broke.. They are only worth 5 cents to us & 10 cents for them.. If you as a grown ass man can't afford that... Smh

Marina Starr
06-21-2016, 01:28 PM
Online version:

naateo: can you tease me a little baby?
Marina: sure, can you motivate me a little?
naateo: yes baby
Marina: tip me $25 gold.

***naateo leaves***


Real life:

Fuckboy: Can you make a deposit on my cock?
Marina: sure, can you make a deposit into my bank account?

Semyonovna
06-21-2016, 02:52 PM
"skype for 30 tokens bb?"...

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Dulce
06-22-2016, 02:34 AM
When a broke idiot promises you all of his riches in his 3 free messages on MyGirlFund, then stops replying when he realizes subsequent messages are $1/each.

LoraDoll
06-22-2016, 12:03 PM
Room is dead. Slow all day long. Someone show up in free chat:

Sunkenbellygirl: hi bb (I know he is an idiot , in the moment he shows up)
Alizacat: i m not here...
Sunkenbellygirl: we want private with a girl who can suck in stomach really deep, make stomach touch spine.
Sunkenbellygirl: why?
Bann.

should i explain? only the broke stayed home in these days, jesus crhist.

Melyssax
06-22-2016, 03:25 PM
These cheap bastards make me sick honestly...

https://33.media.tumblr.com/958795342ff32458ae3e78d28eb7bcb1/tumblr_mt762aVuHD1rjxoico1_400.gif

I had a guy yesterday mad because he couldn't afford me. Like they really crack me up.... If you can't afford something then move the fuck on with your salty broke ass. Look here, if I'm (when I was a dancer) charged $45 dollar per song for a dance which the club I worked at was more like a topless bar .. what makes these dumb MFs think I'm going to show off my precious jewels, along with fuck / suck for a quick buck?? Do I look like burger king? cause no bitch you cant have it your way so gtfoh with all that... it's just funny to me I swear.. the butt hurt ones always have some slick shit to say like dude, moveeee onnnn... you really think complaining about my prices is actually going to make me change them, feel guilty, unworthy, or whatever type of way they want you to feel all because they are some broke looser

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y26oN4RZ87U/VHZaRiN0_pI/AAAAAAAABwM/mj6iKqiRX3s/s1600/2eovcb4.gif

lol get REAL ... they couldn't even afford a dance at a strip club. If I'm charging $7 a min for like 6 min that a dance around $40 sooo like wtf its like in their mind they're looking for a dollar menu for a nut like $5 $10 (and some don't even want to pay that for a tip) is more of what they can afford lol I'm just saying,If I couldn't afford something I would just back off until I had enough saved to splurge myself with a little fun or just move on & find something more in my budget (COMMON SENSE) cause whining about it to me will get you blocked. And then running with their tail between their legs before you read them for filth like the piece of shit they are. It's even more funny when just after they complain someone swoops you into a long private / exclusive session so umm yea...

Lmaooooo, jokes on you bro

https://media.giphy.com/media/LDBuYzAwu8L4I/giphy.gif

MsBellaSpanxx
06-22-2016, 07:56 PM
Douchecanoe: can u help me?
Me: I tell him maybe, depending on what he needs help with...

Douchecanoe: No money tho can u still hrlp
help

Douchecanoe: can i just jerk to u wile u tell me to jerk off
2 u

Annnnndddd BAN

caramelcraze
06-22-2016, 11:23 PM
dude:i would love to send u the ticket
dude:show u the history and culture by day
dude:and dinner in a restaurants
dude:if u take ur sexy dress on..without panties and night u can sleep in my arms
dude:and deep nights..ill lick ur asshole and pussy and fuck u to early mornings


annnnnd I'm done. I like my sleep in my own bed without ass eating from strangers.

LoraDoll
06-23-2016, 02:42 AM
bigswingincock : can you smile firstfor me?
bigswingincock : all i want is a smile first so i know your live

umm no. bann. they re so pathetic as they beg. It disgusts me.
But really now: begging for pussy tits, smile whatever on the internet . Only "male" can do this. Nope they re not man. :ddd

Sunnylexie
06-23-2016, 02:44 AM
dude: do you do toe in ass?
Me: TOE?
dude: yes
Me: like MY FOOT?
dude: yea
Me: lol my feet don't bend that way
dude: liar

Oh yea you sure know better =/


idiotguy: Idk u might think it's weird
I have always wanted to shave a girls headshaving while faking her or while she is blowing me
Y not shave ur head
Would love that

I'm not going to shave my head.

Idiot logs off.

Was it on Streamate? I had someone ask me to shave my head on there. I was willing at the moment, but he went regular pvt instead of a block Exclusive I told him to get, and left to never come back after I called him out on it.

MiniNympho
06-23-2016, 12:43 PM
Hello ladies! I'm a newbie here but I've been lurking through this forum quite a long time and this topic is the most fascinating here for me :) here's my 5 cents.

In Jasmin free chat.
Dude: I have a 13 inch cock.
Moi: (sure don't believe but acting flirty): sounds nice. Would u like to show me in c2c?
Dude: we really like you.
Moi: who we? You and your cock? ;)
Dude: here are we five guys we are measuring our cocks. Roger has 28 cm, Mike has 27 cm, Ben has 31, Dan has 29, and I, David, have 33. (I actually don't remember exact names, so I just put random)
Moi: everybody can just type random numbers, you know...

He leaves.lol

What really annoys me is when guys start asking me q's about dicks. Which was the biggest you had? What is your favourite size? Do you like 7 inch young white cock BB? Oh, c'mon, I can pretend I like any type of dick if his owner is paying me!! I just tell those men to come pvt if they want to discuss this extremely fascinating topic. Though they rarely go because just want to see me talking about cocks and wank for free. Too bad for them I won't gI've this opportunity.

And also what I feel like when I see one more line: *I have 22 year old 7 inch young cock do you like BB? *