View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
LoraDoll
06-23-2016, 05:02 PM
^ Fantasize about gay stuff, and try to put it on anyone - very clever. Obviously those ones have no money, that s why they talk in free.
Bann his pathetic ass. /:O
foxxxydiva
06-23-2016, 06:33 PM
Mofo who thinks my name is boo boo the fool: So, ask me questions
Not Boo Boo the fool, aka Me: Dude, we already did 20 questions like a week ago, I know your age, what you do, what youre studying in school, when your last relationship ended, your celebrity crush, zip plus 4, dogs name, at what age you started walking and the fact that you still dont have any god damned tokens loaded in your account.
Mofo: LOl but can you ask me like sexual questions
Me: sure in private
Mofo: I'm not ready to go private,
Me: then im not ready to waste any more time on you
Mofo: but i can tip u like 100 tokens tomorrow
Me: then tomorrow, i can ask you 2 sexual questions of my choice and you get a two line answer for each with a 45 second time table to type the answers to them in
Mo: yeah but all these questions are leading up to the best private ever,
FOXXXYWITHHERHAIRONFIREANDHEADSPINNINGROUNDWHILEGR EENSHITSPEWSOUTOFHERMOUTH: Ok, hold up little bitch boy, so basically, what youre saying, is that you want to waste WEEKS of my god damned time in free chat doing all this fucking foreplay without coming out of pocket so when we DO go private, you can pop your top in 45 seconds? Youre an econ major, the fuck kind of fiscal sense does that make. You better take that shit to someone who doesnt have a MBA. The fuck out of my chat room with that bullshit. If it doesnt make dollars, it doesnt make sense PERIOD. After I ban you, I'm going to need you revist the concept of opportunity cost. This should be explicit cost, not implicit on my end, u stupid fuck .BAN
FayeValentine
06-23-2016, 06:40 PM
"5.99? That's too much for someone dressed like they're going to church" I was wearing a crop top with cut outs. I don't know what church he goes to.
TheOutlier
06-23-2016, 09:51 PM
This qualifies more as "shit I didn't hear"
Guy is friendly enough, goes exclusive. Turns on c2c, it's pointed way at the ceiling. Then he has a garbling noise at a bare whisper and gets mad I can't understand him, leaves and rates me badly.
It's not my fault you suck at technology bro.
LaceyCummings
06-24-2016, 04:09 PM
1. In a message on AW:
Hi, do you eve do free chat on directcam? You are my favourite girl on here but I don't always have enough credits to see you regularly
2. if I send you 5 gold can you send me nudes?
3. Djmyk: You exited me littel me go pv 15min Just my dick hard me go pv 15min
MyRealNameIsWeird
06-25-2016, 09:04 AM
This smooth talker in free chat. Bolded the highlights.
Arun: ^;^hello ! Beauty !!
show nude nipples
SonyaFoxxx: lol, no
Arun: ^.^kiss to Lips
SonyaFoxxx: lol, no again
Arun: Why Darling ! will you not make intrecourse with me ?
Arun: How can I meet you ?
SonyaFoxxx: you have to pay first
Arun: I am got cheated in India .
SonyaFoxxx: lol
Arun: You give me money to save my life , Understand !
SonyaFoxxx: lol
ok
Arun: In-fact , I agitate Earth .
Do you know GOD King Cobra - King of snakes having Thousands mouth
SonyaFoxxx: no
Arun: He is also called Lakshman jee - younger brother of Lord Raam .
Arun: Raam killed Raavana in Srilanka .
Arun: Did you no hear Ramayan ?
SonyaFoxxx: lol, don't caree
Arun: You are lovely , my dear !
I find a Bride to marry .
SonyaFoxxx: you need money for women
Arun: now show nude breast please^;^
SonyaFoxxx: lol, no
Arun: kiss to lips . thanks;-)
SonyaFoxxx: lol, no
Arun: show tongue please
SonyaFoxxx: no
Arun: I shall break your all teeth , understand !! My mobil1eno. - please save it : HIS NUMBER
SonyaFoxxx: lol
no
Arun: please save my mobile no. : HIS NUMBER
SonyaFoxxx: no
Arun: thanks
Serena-Shields
06-25-2016, 11:40 AM
User- *tips 300 tokens for (insert 300 tkn menu item)*
Yassssss
User- *tips 600 tokens*
''What was that for? I don't have a menu item at 600 tokens''
User- I tipped 900 total so now I get (900 tkn menu item), where's my invite tho bae?
What the fuck is this bullshit? Is this a buy-one-get-one sale? Do you feel entitled to every menu item below that price too? Fuck off, but thanks for the $$$$$$$$ bb
Do people really run their menus this way on token sites? Like?
Marina Starr
06-25-2016, 11:57 AM
***JACK3018 enteres room***
Marina: Hi, how are you?
JACK3018: first time here haha
Marina: oh great, let's change that. What are you in the mood for?
JACK3018: as in playing off sites?
Marina: you sure don't sound like a first timer, more like a fucking freeloader!
*** JACK3018 tries to leave room but was banned***
plumwine
06-25-2016, 07:13 PM
ianispaid: what is ur best role play bb?any taboo
Max96 (invisible): hello beuaty
do u do taboo roleplay?
Scott (invisible): hi hun, Do you do bro/sis roleplay hun?
this was all immediately when I signed on. I have nothing against it, I just choose not to do taboo. But I find it a little odd I got 3 people asking at almost the exact same time..
DonaDiabla
06-25-2016, 08:26 PM
Cheap ass:Hey bb, can you do a show and I pay you later? You are the best, bb!!
Me: Block
Tigrillo
06-25-2016, 08:52 PM
I'm not against it being your fantasy, but reallllly. Not interested in that convo.
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Chellyinparadise
06-25-2016, 09:31 PM
Guy tries to get for free then bargains price..
nqchome: Nipples
me: sure for 5 gold
nqchome: Ok. But I need to see something 1st. How much $
me:not for free its 5 gold
nqchome: 3
me: nope i dont bargain sorry its 5 or nothing..
DonaDiabla
06-26-2016, 01:54 AM
This is off of Twitter:
do u want to make some money now threw western union to do a cam show for me on skype yes or no?
KPTfiend
06-26-2016, 02:48 AM
Hah! Okay this didn't annoy me so much as amuse me but I think it belongs here!
"FUKSTICK": Hey pretty!
Me: Waassuuppp "FUKSTICK"?! how u doin?
"FUCKSTICK": Good you?
*me talking to others*
"FUCKSTICK": Can you stand?
Me: yup. I can. I has legs!!!! (Me bein smert arse thinkin I'm funny)
"FUCKSTICK": I was hope u didnt I have amputee fetish
Me: well......that's fucked up.
"FUCKSTICK": not nice to say about my fetish
Me: No, not ur fetish doll! fucked up I said I had legs! :( coulda faked not but now it' ruuuiinneeddd! Lol
"FUCKSTICK": lol
*FUCKSTICK LEFT*
hahhahaha! At least he lol'd? Hahahhaha :D
TheBrownFox
06-26-2016, 08:22 AM
Dude on MFC tipping HALF the amount I require for a flash (and not just that, but tipping it as several 1-token tips...UGH), and saying "Can I get half a flash?" Nope.
princess_casual
06-26-2016, 05:58 PM
I haven't been online in 1.5 months. Logged in today and did great. Then, tonight, this annoying, self- proclaimed cheap bastard in free chat keeps harrassing me with different accounts. He kept coming in back to back, each one saying they just want to converse...I'd say "let's go excl" and he'd log off and then back on with a different user name. I got suspicious. There's no way this many annoying people can come in in such a short period of time.
The user names are: LittleCaesar jgentleman fisherwright
block all of them this guy is a piece of shit.
DonaDiabla
06-27-2016, 12:12 AM
This is off niteflirt:
A true hoe would cost .99 a minute....White guys would line up for it.Can you grasp this concept?
Sunnylexie
06-27-2016, 01:22 AM
45283
Bet he could teach me 1200 unique ways to greet a stranger.
Another one:
dvigil126713: let me see that ass babe
Me: I'll gladly show you for 5 Gold!
dvigil126713: wow you are the only one who wants me to pay i just want a peek
smh
LMAO sure thing.
anonymous camgirl
06-28-2016, 05:27 PM
You are charging to show ass? SMH.. lmao.. j/k.. these guys kill me!
45283
Bet he could teach me 1200 unique ways to greet a stranger.
Another one:
dvigil126713: let me see that ass babe
Me: I'll gladly show you for 5 Gold!
dvigil126713: wow you are the only one who wants me to pay i just want a peek
smh
LMAO sure thing.
sovereignv
06-28-2016, 06:58 PM
45291
I got no time for this shit.
Chellyinparadise
06-29-2016, 09:16 AM
I just cant deal with this today..haha
heehawboy: PLEASE SOUND LIKE A GUY
heehawboy: THAT'S MY FETISH
Heather7679
06-29-2016, 09:20 AM
I just cant deal with this today..haha
heehawboy: PLEASE SOUND LIKE A GUY
heehawboy: THAT'S MY FETISH
Sure dude I'll do my best hulk hogan voice for you in an exclusive block . Lmao
Chellyinparadise
06-29-2016, 09:21 AM
haha that cracked me up
Elegantvixen
06-29-2016, 10:33 AM
First day back on cam in months and the first private I get is a guy going in and out right before he hits the 30 second mark so he doesn't have to pay. Blamed it on his internet. Banned his ass faster than anything. Then my second guy tried to take me private for 30 seconds and see my tits for free. Hell nah. You PAY for these babies.
Been on for an hour and made $1.05 so far. -_-
Marina Starr
06-29-2016, 11:00 AM
"Regular": never seen you on.
Marina: Lies. Never seen you take me private.
*** "Regular" tries to leave and got banned. ***
Heather7679
06-29-2016, 11:03 AM
Im so sick of the peeping shit. I hope their dicks catch on fire.
Elegantvixen
06-29-2016, 11:10 AM
Im so sick of the peeping shit. I hope their dicks catch on fire.
Oh my god yes lol. There has to be a way we can make this happen...
Chellyinparadise
06-29-2016, 12:01 PM
Im so sick of the peeping shit. I hope their dicks catch on fire.
With them jerking so fast and quick it might ignite... can hope it happens like when you start a fire or get friction burn haha ...that will teach them LOL
lll99
06-29-2016, 12:13 PM
*starts a crazy ticket cumshow*
guy: i liked it last night but you were too far away from the camera (i was probably 2 feet away just scooched back on my bed)
me: you couldve just zoomed in your browser...
guy: well i dont know. i think you shouldve been closer.
me: you can run the show in private babe.
guy: just my opinion, im a paying customer you know.
*banned*
TheOutlier
06-29-2016, 03:32 PM
"babe if I give 30 gold can we meet in rl you so hot"
...
........
...........
Not with a damn hazmat suit would I go near this dude
LoraDoll
06-29-2016, 06:16 PM
Yesterday i had someone, who asked me to "controll him with my eyes". To make him to do things with my "powerfull eyes". Controll his brain, with my eyes.
So I was, allright than, here I go, I look! :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/JKuwPY8gEvS6I/giphy.gif
And i wondered, am i expecting too much to see someone in these days who is not completely retarded?
Chellyinparadise
06-29-2016, 08:13 PM
Yesterday i had someone, who asked me to "controll him with my eyes". To make him to do things with my "powerfull eyes". Controll his brain, with my eyes.
So I was, allright than, here I go, I look! :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/JKuwPY8gEvS6I/giphy.gif
And i wondered, am i expecting too much to see someone in these days who is not totally retarded?
Haha loved this that gif cracked me up i just busted outloud laughing in free chat they are just staring at me like wtf is wrong with her haha. :)
LoraDoll
06-30-2016, 05:05 AM
Glad to hear that. ::)
FayeValentine
06-30-2016, 06:49 AM
This guy is in my room all the time, never spent money on me, always asking for gold shows.
Him: Babe, can I take you private?
Me Thinking: Oh, he's tired of lurking?
Him: I've been really curious and I want a kitty flash.
Me: So, you want me to flash my kitty, something that takes about 10 seconds? So in essence, a free kitty flash. How the fuck does that benefit me?!
Him: ....I don't have an answer for that lol.
Him: So can we go?
I really hope he hasn't fooled some new model with that shit.
Semyonovna
06-30-2016, 09:02 AM
can u watch me SUC my dog bb
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EdithOutlier
06-30-2016, 12:12 PM
I just cant deal with this today..haha
heehawboy: PLEASE SOUND LIKE A GUY
heehawboy: THAT'S MY FETISH
He's been watching too much Venture Brothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i61-IXxW5BM
TheBrownFox
06-30-2016, 01:25 PM
45291
I got no time for this shit.
I had some weirdo in my MFC chat the other night interrogating me on my opinion about a political issue...and then *wait for it* shortly after that, he started interrogating me on the time I lost my virginity. SMH. Asshole didn't tip...didn't say hello when he entered my room. Just started up with the weird-ass questions...
TheBrownFox
06-30-2016, 01:29 PM
"babe if I give 30 gold can we meet in rl you so hot"
...
........
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Not with a damn hazmat suit would I go near this dude
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380222758ra/410729.gif
LMAO at 30 GOLD. Yay! Now you can buy that house in the Hamptons!
Chellyinparadise
06-30-2016, 05:26 PM
You ladies crack me up i love this thread. :)
avalon_rose
06-30-2016, 08:24 PM
This dude called my NF cam listing and we were on cam for like ... five minutes? before he had to go ... the "UPS man was at the door". A few days ago he sent a message and I was unavailable to cam at that time and told him he could call my phone sex listing if he wanted. He asked me if it would be free. I was like, Why would it be free? No response. Tonight he messages me again, and starts up chatter. I finally bring it around to asking if he wants a cam show. He replies he does and then the following ensues on Skype:
[9:54:59 PM] Dudeface: can we do for [price $1 lower than my cam price]
[9:55:19 PM] Avalon Rose: No, lovely. My prices are what they are. :)
[9:55:26 PM] Avalon Rose: The [price] is for phonesex only.
[9:59:44 PM] Avalon Rose: Did you want just phone sex?
[10:00:09 PM] Dudeface: no thank you but will take cam
[10:00:22 PM] Dudeface: we both can enjoy
[10:00:38 PM] Dudeface: give a little get a litttle
[10:00:46 PM] *** Avalon Rose giggles. ***
[10:00:48 PM] Avalon Rose: What do you mean?
[10:01:01 PM] Avalon Rose: Pardon me a moment, I'm getting a phone call.
[10:01:12 PM] Dudeface: take [price $1 lower than my cam price] and we both win
[10:02:28 PM] Avalon Rose: My prices are non-negotiable, hon. It's extremely rude and disrespectful to attempt to bargain.
[10:02:50 PM] Dudeface: no its business
[10:03:19 PM] Avalon Rose: It is business. But I'm not a pawn shop, or Walmart, or a vendor at a flea market. :)
[10:04:35 PM] Dudeface: mi mi [No idea what this means, typo for "no no"?]
[10:05:16 PM] Dudeface: hope you are taken business in collage
[10:05:33 PM] Avalon Rose: As I hope you are taking English. :)
[10:05:36 PM] Avalon Rose: Have a good night, sir.
[10:06:08 PM] Dudeface: i failed english but did not fail business
I blocked him. :x
audritwo
06-30-2016, 09:18 PM
BTW this is my room topic:
Standup = $3 / Ass = $7 / Tits = $7
Bootyshakes = $10
Premium: Ladies choice (read profile 4 detailz)
Exclusive: Requests (no anal)
I triggered someone. Bad.
http://i.imgur.com/q6KQPDB.png
audritwo
06-30-2016, 09:29 PM
45291
I got no time for this shit.
This pisses me off more then anything. I used to frequent this club a lot when I was younger and living in Orlando. I know a couple survivors personally. To call that HATECRIME orchestrated. Fuck you. Fuck you and your little tin foil hat cronies.
BiscuitT
06-30-2016, 10:16 PM
Iīm gonna start banning everyone talking about Messi or sports, I donīt care, I donīt give enough to answer and more important, these users never pay. Do they really, really think that Iīm there to talk about some football player, the most irrelevant thing in the whole world? This is what I get for being spanish speaker.
Sunnylexie
07-01-2016, 12:10 AM
Dude: Deepthroat?
Dude: Bigger dildo?
Me: this one is the biggest that gets past my back teeth
Dude: I sweR I seen you take bigger
Me: do you lol?
Thought I knew better
Dude: I do
Me: ok and I swear I can't take a wider dildo without shredding it up.
Dude: Can't try
Dude: I'm not getting my toys for free, sorry).
Dude has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.
Lol if there's a toy $1.75 (or even $5) can buy, I'm not letting it anywhere near my body.
sovereignv
07-01-2016, 05:25 AM
This pisses me off more then anything. I used to frequent this club a lot when I was younger and living in Orlando. I know a couple survivors personally. To call that HATECRIME orchestrated. Fuck you. Fuck you and your little tin foil hat cronies.
That's what got to me too. Real people died in that shooting for no reason. It's way too serious for his pathetic little 4chan conspiracies.
audritwo
07-01-2016, 10:37 AM
That's what got to me too. Real people died in that shooting for no reason. It's way too serious for his pathetic little 4chan conspiracies.
Nah that's more Alex Jones
pippapippa
07-01-2016, 02:29 PM
Trying to do a skype show with a previous customer who can't seem to get the site to work:
It's not working for me, can I give you my cc # and you can see if you can try?
lol.
audritwo
07-01-2016, 09:43 PM
BWgYGUc: Where'd you get that pussy
the gap?
disgusting
What does this mean?
DonaDiabla
07-01-2016, 09:53 PM
Master Josh left me a 45 dollar tip on this fetish website and left me this dm:
"Master Josh: I have been watching you since June and I wanted to address your uppity behavior with men like me. You behaved this way because you never had a real cock before. You need a 6'6, 190 pound, American jock to take charge of your life. Also, I can transform you out of your Liberace style clothes and stripper makeup. Get online tomorrow."
Thanks for the 45 dollars and I will ready to own your ass, you judgemental dick :)
avalon_rose
07-02-2016, 01:05 PM
Master Josh left me a 45 dollar tip on this fetish website and left me this dm:
"Master Josh: I have been watching you since June and I wanted to address your uppity behavior with men like me. You behaved this way because you never had a real cock before. You need a 6'6, 190 pound, American jock to take charge of your life. Also, I can transform you out of your Liberace style clothes and stripper makeup. Get online tomorrow."
Thanks for the 45 dollars and I will ready to own your ass, you judgemental dick :)
Ohhhh, I want to hear how this one played out. Lol.