View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
LizzyMe
07-22-2016, 05:47 PM
Yeah, that's just how I feel you know? One thing is the guy say I am hot, or pretty. Other thing is the guy saying I am "a fucking hot slut". No fucking way I am taking that...I already have enough of society thinking about us as whores cause we are sex workers. I personally do not care what society thinks. We all have our own way of hustling the customers. The great thing about camming is that we are all free to be and think the way we want to.:)
CandiceS
07-22-2016, 05:54 PM
I personally do not care what society thinks. We all have our own way of hustling the customers. The great thing about camming is that we are all free to be and think the way we want to.:)
True!! That's what I hate so much. Cause it's OUR body, OUR life, and we still have to take people thinking they have the right to say whatever they think about it. Lol. It's like...get lost! So sick of those cunts lol
LizzyMe
07-22-2016, 06:09 PM
True!! That's what I hate so much. Cause it's OUR body, OUR life, and we still have to take people thinking they have the right to say whatever they think about it. Lol. It's like...get lost! So sick of those cunts lol
People will always have their opinions and comments about things. Those people who talk shit about us are usually the biggest hypocrites out there. People who have to look down on others are usually not doing that great with their own lives. I look at it this way, they are not paying my bills and building up my savings account. $$$$
DonaDiabla
07-22-2016, 07:27 PM
From Skype today:
I would love to connect with you.
Me: Are you looking for a show?
Him: I want you to watch me for a 40 dollar panda express gift card.
Me: No, you have to pay.
Him: I am not paying for a bitch.
Me: Well,I am not doing a show for one.
He was banned :) But, who are these girls doing cam shows for panda express? I am not judging.....I am just asking if that is a thing.
Marina Starr
07-22-2016, 07:52 PM
Only when I'm real desperate for some Kung Pao Chicken because Panda Express doesn't accept EBT!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_mj5qlpOR3l1qlvwnco1_400_zps63fdbd28.gif
From Skype today:
I would love to connect with you.
Me: Are you looking for a show?
Him: I want you to watch me for a 40 dollar panda express gift card.
Me: No, you have to pay.
Him: I am not paying for a bitch.
Me: Well,I am not doing a show for one.
He was banned :) But, who are these girls doing cam shows for panda express? I am not judging.....I am just asking if that is a thing.
JaneBurgess
07-22-2016, 10:10 PM
Him: never fucked a black girl
Me: I assure you, black vaginas are no different.
Him: probably a bit more loose, but u probably suck dick better huh
Me: Are you saying that all black girls have loose pussies?
Him: is it not true
I really should have kicked/blocked him right then.
Him: u ever sucked dick to move up in life?
Me: No. Anyone asking me to suck their dick is not someone I want to work for.
Him: hmm black girls are usually the easiest
BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK
That asshole needs a real punch to his little dick.
DonaDiabla
07-23-2016, 04:10 PM
This is a custom video order:
"Can you do 20 mins Vldeo chat for $5 ? If you can, i will order you daily. Waiting for your reply."
Why in the hell would I do a custom 20 min video daily for 5 dollars per day?
CandiceS
07-23-2016, 07:19 PM
This is a custom video order:
"Can you do 20 mins Vldeo chat for $5 ? If you can, i will order you daily. Waiting for your reply."
Why in the hell would I do a custom 20 min video daily for 5 dollars per day?
Some guys are so delusional it's funny lol
BadBitch
07-24-2016, 05:16 PM
From Skype today:
I would love to connect with you.
Me: Are you looking for a show?
Him: I want you to watch me for a 40 dollar panda express gift card.
Me: No, you have to pay.
Him: I am not paying for a bitch.
Me: Well,I am not doing a show for one.
He was banned :) But, who are these girls doing cam shows for panda express? I am not judging.....I am just asking if that is a thing.
Yes, I get guys asking ALL of the time if I accept any other type of payment. I honestly don't get it. I take cash - no gift cards. If they're paying in gift cards, why is it so difficult to pay with actual money?
CatBBW
07-25-2016, 04:21 PM
OK, why the fuck do they do this??
Him: hey cat
Me: hi hows you?
Him: just wondering if you have a strap on?
Me: yes I do indeed
HE LEAVES
eh???? what's the point? what???
SuperPookie
07-25-2016, 06:54 PM
I had a guy buy a Skype show today and then email me all pissed off because he didn't realize he had to have Skype installed on his computer not just on mine. How do people this dumb survive?
BustyVixen
07-25-2016, 09:27 PM
During a gold show countdown:
Moron: Show them tits bb!! 50 gold when you do!
Me: you'll see tits in the gold show, go ahead and join in!
Moron: you don't want 50???
Me: sure go for it : )
Moron: how about $1200 for pussy right now? Like now right now for that money!
Me: *snorts* Nah I'm good. But you are welcome to join the gold show
Moron joins the gold show and pledges $5.
During the show: Pussy now! Pusssyyyyyy! Show me I paid!!
Me: hold on I'm getting to it just relax
Moron: How won't you show me!!! I have thousands more to give you just do it
Moron is blocked. He was a headache !
OK, why the fuck do they do this??
Him: hey cat
Me: hi hows you?
Him: just wondering if you have a strap on?
Me: yes I do indeed
HE LEAVES
eh???? what's the point? what???
All.the. time. just insert random things instead of srtap on and poof they leave. wtffffffffffff
SylvySinclair
07-26-2016, 10:32 AM
ok this guy contacted me yesterday for a show, said my rate was too high he couldnt afford it, since it was a bigger session, i did it for a lil less, he doesnt buy, he comes today for the session, he takes forever to make payment, finally it went through, he asks for humiliation and cei, all good. i go to my room to do the show on my cell, he doesnt handle the humiliation shit and disconnect, he says my screen was too small, i offer to go to my lap and start over, he never responds again. he goes to mark from cmd, asks for a refund and im wtf?????? man, i really hate idiots like this, makes me pull my teeth out. watch for this scumbag, his nick on skype is fletcher. grr
CamChik
07-26-2016, 10:46 AM
I'm 40...
*18 year old Asshole: Will you be my mommy?
*Me: No
*18 year old Asshole: Will you be my mommy? (Repeatedly over 15 minutes as I ignore him and talk with other customers -Like every 3rd line in the chat. I keep saying "No".
*18 year old Asshole - fuck you stuck up bitch
*Me: You have yet to earn the right to call me a bitch, I've been nice to you so far.
Other customers start jumping his ass - I ban him, whole room *claps*.
I get off shift and check tags. This little fucker spent a hilariously large amount of time adding tags re: banning and being overpriced. Some of them were pretty damn amusing. Poor little guy, I hurt his feelings...so sad. LOL!
DonaDiabla
07-26-2016, 02:17 PM
His name on Skype is fletcher. Hmmm...he tried to add me on skype yesterday and asked if I would do a 10 min dollar humiliation show for 20 dollars. I told him that 10 mins would be 40 dollars and he said that could not afford that. I blocked him because he was already arguing about prices. This is good to know that he does chargebacks.
ok this guy contacted me yesterday for a show, said my rate was too high he couldnt afford it, since it was a bigger session, i did it for a lil less, he doesnt buy, he comes today for the session, he takes forever to make payment, finally it went through, he asks for humiliation and cei, all good. i go to my room to do the show on my cell, he doesnt handle the humiliation shit and disconnect, he says my screen was too small, i offer to go to my lap and start over, he never responds again. he goes to mark from cmd, asks for a refund and im wtf?????? man, i really hate idiots like this, makes me pull my teeth out. watch for this scumbag, his nick on skype is fletcher. grr
CatBBW
07-26-2016, 03:40 PM
All.the. time. just insert random things instead of srtap on and poof they leave. wtffffffffffff
YES...and this one!!....
Him: Hi, you up for *insert whatevs*?
Me: Yes please!
HE LEAVES. Why bother even asking??!
Chellyinparadise
07-26-2016, 06:22 PM
Guy comes in and says he wants to go excl.. turns on his cam and hes wearing a pull up diaper stroking his dick.. im just like this when his cam comes on..
Chellyinparadise
07-26-2016, 06:24 PM
Then i get another pvt and the guys turns on his cam and hes stroking his dick with one hand and the other hes doing the motion like hes playing a piano something like this.. haha.. i guess its shocker night for me kind of worried what else ill see...
then get this one.. like im falling for this haha.
mago10 (invisible): if you take bra off. show tits. and cancel goldshow. i will take you to exclusiv pvt for 25 minutes
BustyVixen
07-26-2016, 08:17 PM
His name on Skype is fletcher. Hmmm...he tried to add me on skype yesterday and asked if I would do a 10 min dollar humiliation show for 20 dollars. I told him that 10 mins would be 40 dollars and he said that could not afford that. I blocked him because he was already arguing about prices. This is good to know that he does chargebacks.d
Oh yes, blocked him last week! Asked for my rates for 10 mins, I told him and then he said how about 10 mins for $15...I literally laughed!
Glamourmilf
07-26-2016, 08:44 PM
Guy comes in and says he wants to go excl.. turns on his cam and hes wearing a pull up diaper stroking his dick.. im just like this when his cam comes on..
Lol! I can just picture that. Hilarious!45467
Chellyinparadise
07-26-2016, 09:30 PM
Haha glam it was definately something i never seen before until tonight. Im surprised my reaction didnt scare him away.
Glamourmilf
07-26-2016, 09:36 PM
Haha glam it was definately something i never seen before until tonight. Im surprised my reaction didnt scare him away.
I can just see your sweet face when he turned the cam on.
I wish guys would prepare us for the off the wall stuff they want us to see.
I swear I close my eyes at night, and can't erase a lot of the shit I see.
On that note, don't know if it's a case of burnout, or what., But I can't stand to watch a guy jerk off lately. And to see him ejaculate. Yuck! Grosses me the fuck out.
What's wrong with me? I used to love seeing it.
Anyone ever feel this way?
Chellyinparadise
07-26-2016, 09:49 PM
Yea i get like that sometimes too just so repetative seeing it all the time. Especially the ones who you wish never turned their cams on haha
Glamourmilf
07-26-2016, 09:52 PM
Yea i get like that sometimes too just so repetative seeing it all the time. Especially the ones who you wish never turned their cams on haha
Glad I'm not alone. And the phone...hearing them...cum.. don't get me started. Gives me the heebie-jeebies
#ThisTooShallPass. ( I hope)
Bridgetxo
07-26-2016, 11:08 PM
"Do you do this for money or for fun"
Seriously???
AnotherLily
07-27-2016, 02:04 PM
Brokeass McSalty: back up from the camera
Me: Sure baby, got 2 gold for me?
Brokeass McSalty: Fuck that, bitch cant even back without beggin
me: LMFAO
Flounce away little boy, flounce away.
Girly_Girl
07-27-2016, 02:35 PM
Guy comes into my room and says this: Hey I'm chilling sitting here eating tuna fish and farting and the guys username is tunafish too:banghead:
Were you just farting?
DonaDiabla
07-28-2016, 06:32 AM
Medical fetish guy:
Hey bb, what color is your period blood usually? My wife's period is strange and her blood is orange. Should I take her to the hospital?
Me: O.o take wife to hospital now.
Medical fetish guy: Thanks BB.
Me: Ugh! You are welcome.
He is blocked. No period play allowed. Plus, that is so gross to talk about your wife like that. If this is a real story, she needs a doctor instead of husband on a cam site asking me questions :)
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-28-2016, 07:24 AM
I ban instantly guys that call me whore/bitch/slut or whatever degrading names it is. Even if it's make they feel horny. Still make good $ with polite people, no need for that shit...
We have no class round my parts, so I don't mind. "Cunt" is like the full stop at the end of spoken sentences. Plus, it really upsets guys who want to make me uncomfortable or angry.
Dude: "Cunt."
Me: #sips tea#
Dude: "I called you a cunt, whore."
Me: #settles back into chair#
Dude: "Are you listening"
Me: #slow nod, sips tea#
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-28-2016, 07:37 AM
Then i get another pvt and the guys turns on his cam and hes stroking his dick with one hand and the other hes doing the motion like hes playing a piano something like this.. haha.. i guess its shocker night for me kind of worried what else ill see...
then get this one.. like im falling for this haha.
mago10 (invisible): if you take bra off. show tits. and cancel goldshow. i will take you to exclusiv pvt for 25 minutes
People with tourrettes, add, schizoid personality and manic type disorders often have tics like piano hands. I usually think they're cute, tbh, even if a bit like a cartoon villain. :P
Bridgetxo
07-28-2016, 09:23 PM
I got this in my mfc mail:
"Hi! My cam is on for you, can you see?I am 22 from New York. I've got quite the following of cam models who enjoy watching me. I've even been in some videos with some MFC models. I'm always down to make new friends!"
Sure dude, sure.
Semyonovna
07-29-2016, 03:12 PM
"So much gifts and tips and you have nothing to show?"
FUCK OFF bitch, is it your tips and gifts maybe? ban
Semyonovna
07-29-2016, 03:17 PM
Then i get another pvt and the guys turns on his cam and hes stroking his dick with one hand and the other hes doing the motion like hes playing a piano something like this.. haha.. i guess its shocker night for me kind of worried what else ill see...
then get this one.. like im falling for this haha.
mago10 (invisible): if you take bra off. show tits. and cancel goldshow. i will take you to exclusiv pvt for 25 minutes
i'm laughing at this gif SO HARD
CandiceS
07-29-2016, 06:51 PM
On the website I'm currently working I charge 80 credits to do public anal with my dildo, so this little cunt comes today from nowhere and says "80 credits for anal?? must be a diamond ass!"
Unfortunately I couldn't reply, but I just tipped "Do you believe there's still people who pays? Maybe not everyone is as broke as you, huh? how sad"
Those people make me absolute lose my patient (which is pretty short usually already)
Teddy_Bear
07-29-2016, 07:35 PM
I don't get idiots or oxygen thieves in my room very often maybe they just haven't found me yet, thank the cam gods. The stupidest thing some guy has said to me so far was:
Idiot: No one is going to pay that much for you maybe if you lowered your price you would get privates idiot.
Both my fav regs: tipped X amount and said she doesn't need to be taken private to make cash... she just has to sit there looking pretty idiot.
Idiot then went exclusive to find out what all the fuss was about! Haha. Winning!
AngelMari
07-29-2016, 07:40 PM
Guy comes in and says he wants to go excl.. turns on his cam and hes wearing a pull up diaper stroking his dick.. im just like this when his cam comes on..
Bwhahahahaha over the years I've learned to keep a straight face.... seen too much that just cannot be unseen. ex: sewing pins and cocks are not meant to go together- still have nightmares about that one.
AngelMari
07-29-2016, 07:43 PM
I can just see your sweet face when he turned the cam on.
I wish guys would prepare us for the off the wall stuff they want us to see.
I swear I close my eyes at night, and can't erase a lot of the shit I see.
On that note, don't know if it's a case of burnout, or what., But I can't stand to watch a guy jerk off lately. And to see him ejaculate. Yuck! Grosses me the fuck out.
What's wrong with me? I used to love seeing it.
Anyone ever feel this way?
I'm kinda burning out too... I just want to beat the ever loving crap out of them.. I'm thinking just doing SPH for a awhile, always good for a laugh!
Glamourmilf
07-29-2016, 08:29 PM
I'm kinda burning out too... I just want to beat the ever loving crap out of them.. I'm thinking just doing SPH for a awhile, always good for a laugh!
Ikr? I would love to do only SPH shows too.
After a bad day yesterday( personal life shit), I went a bit too far in telling my regular pso custie I wanted to cut his dick off.
He had to use his safe word for me to stop.
Oops!
VeronaVoss
07-30-2016, 12:53 AM
The "advice" they give newbies. Oh man! My rates are too high. No, really, I didn't set them high on purpose. 2 seconds later was in exclusive with a guy who just wanted the other guys to go away and stop bugging me. LOL
I deff think the higher rates attract the higher quality guys.
Also got asked if I could even be wearing any more foundation. When I wasn't wearing foundation except covering a tiny pimple in one place. *eyeroll*
Glamourmilf
07-30-2016, 08:23 AM
"Do you do this for money or for fun"
Seriously???
I have always hated this question, and wondered why they even ask. Until.............
I was visiting a friend ( the one I wrote about a while back who has major judgement about me camming,).
Anyway, her 25 year old daughter blurts out,"I used to cam too." I thought my friend's heart was gonna stop right there.
She said she didn't do it for money, just for fun. Huh? Glam confused.. does not compute. Why? More importantly..why?
She's a recovering meth addict, and said that meth makes You horny.
So, she and her boyfriend just kept the cam on and fucked for hours and hours. ( Not going to mention the site,).
Well, that answers it. The unicorn of free camming, right in front of me.
Did I mention I wanted to bitch slap her?
#JustSayNo
SylvySinclair
07-30-2016, 08:46 AM
lol if i tell ya that i know few girls in brasil who cam just for fun, would u believe me? their fee is something like .20...yes, it happens, i wanna murder them all.
TheOutlier
07-30-2016, 09:47 AM
I have always hated this question, and wondered why they even ask. Until.............
I was visiting a friend ( the one I wrote about a while back who has major judgement about me camming,).
Anyway, her 25 year old daughter blurts out,"I used to cam too." I thought my friend's heart was gonna stop right there.
She said she didn't do it for money, just for fun. Huh? Glam confused.. does not compute. Why? More importantly..why?
She's a recovering meth addict, and said that meth makes You horny.
So, she and her boyfriend just kept the cam on and fucked for hours and hours. ( Not going to mention the site,).
Well, that answers it. The unicorn of free camming, right in front of me.
Did I mention I wanted to bitch slap her?
#JustSayNo
Yep..I've met two of those "unicorns". One was whorephobic trash and constantly rambled on about how other women were stuck up; the other got banned quickly for doing stuff against TOS. (neither were friends)
Glamourmilf
07-30-2016, 12:39 PM
In free chat today~ "Did You wet the bed when you were a kid?"
~Block~
That's wrong. So very wrong.:no:
Not today Satan. Not today.
Momma Milf is in no mood for any pedo questions.
audritwo
07-30-2016, 01:26 PM
You are not cute enough to be asking for $9.99
http://i.imgur.com/4sbEjkE.gif
CreativeName
07-30-2016, 02:39 PM
Had a guy ask me to shove the poky end of the hair brush in my pussy. I try so hard to be nice while I'm camming, but I had to say "No I'm not destroying my pussy for $5 you fucking idiot".
Teddy_Bear
07-30-2016, 09:29 PM
You are not cute enough to be asking for $9.99
http://i.imgur.com/4sbEjkE.gif
I literally just posted about this in the camming sucks thread was there an unusual amount of arseholes on SM yesterday? I thought it was just me! I love your attitude to the situation Audri it makes me feel a bit better.
AngelMonroe
07-30-2016, 09:44 PM
averagejoe1988:I'm stuck in the Navy hospital in Spain rt now. helicopter crash
Me:Sounds terrible.
averagejoe1988:new to this. don't know how a show works. lol
Me:private shows are 12 tokens a minute.
averagejoe1988:you're putting a big tent in my sheet. so thank you! best I've felt in weeks!
Sure, dude. Sure. And of course he didn't pay. BANNED.
Dulce
07-31-2016, 12:31 AM
plumber: ntmu
show me your ass please bb
Imagine if everyday conversations went like this
LizzyMe
07-31-2016, 06:53 AM
Him: Hi bob
Me:
Him: How are you bob?
Me:
Him: bob?
Him: Why aren't you talking to me bob?
Me:
Him: Oh shit! My spell check on my phone was typing out bob instead of bb. This is my first time on this site.
Me: I am sure you are pretty embarrassed right now.
Him: Yes I am
Me: Yes, I imagine you are.
Him: I am such a dumb ass!
Me: Well, I will forget this even happened if you send me a nice gift off my Amazon wish list. This is the very least you can do for me!
Him: Ok, I will, I am happy you are talking to me. I am a loser.
Me: Yes, you should be honored that I am talking to you.