View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
DonaDiabla
07-31-2016, 08:33 AM
On Skype:
British Guy: Hello
Me: Hello honey
British Guy: I have a strange request
Me: Okay, but no ageplay or other taboo stuff like that
British Guy: No worries, honey. I picked you because you look so young and so pretty. I would love to imagine you watching me have sex with Hello Kitty
Me: 0.0
British Guy: I want Hello Kitty to suck on my cock.
Me: LOL.
British Guy leaves.
Glamourmilf
07-31-2016, 09:34 AM
plumber: ntmu
show me your ass please bb
Imagine if everyday conversations went like this
Lol! I always think this also. I sometimes tell them that too. I ask if that's their pick up line, or what? Too funny.
Lots of these guys will try to be slick by leading in with hi, how are you, you look beautiful today.
Only to immediately follow it up with a demand that I'm never gonna do for free.
audritwo
07-31-2016, 09:57 PM
I literally just posted about this in the camming sucks thread was there an unusual amount of arseholes on SM yesterday? I thought it was just me! I love your attitude to the situation Audri it makes me feel a bit better.
Yeah there was a bunch of assholes.
KPTfiend
08-01-2016, 12:37 AM
Omg I love this thread so much...seriously I read this thread before camming whenever I get that "stage frighty/ wtf am I doing I feel ridiculous" feeling....and it reminds me how ridiculous most the guys are and suddenly I don't give a fuck anymore hahahhaha.
lol if i tell ya that i know few girls in brasil who cam just for fun, would u believe me? their fee is something like .20...yes, it happens, i wanna murder them all.
honestly, IF I were independantly wealthy and didn't need the money I would cam once n a while just for fun, even more so with my S/O for fun. HOWEVER, I would probably charge even MORE than I do now because the pressure if "making sales" would be gone and/or I'd only do it free for guys/gals/couples/trans whom I personaly found exciting and attracted to....though MOST LIKELY if I had that kind if money I'd not cam but be a cam customer, one who payed and tipped A LOT! lol....*sigh* one can dream. If I ever win the lotery yall, I'm gunna perv so hard on you and PAY THEM BIG BUCKS for the HONOR! :)
anyway! Yall keep posting up these stupid fucks please!! It motivates me! Thank you! <3
Glamourmilf
08-01-2016, 12:47 PM
A guy who I've had a few shows with, comes into my chat room and asks me if I'm still on another site.::)
I tell him to please not mention another site on here. I tell him, I'm here now, let's go play.
Naturally, he disappears.
#WhenAGoodCustieTurnsBad
Freeloader: What are you going to do for me? Are you just going to sit there?
Bwuahahahahahahaha
Let me entertain you for free. NOT. This is a problem guys. You feel entitled to free work from me. Not going to happen.
Genoveve
08-01-2016, 02:42 PM
A guy who I've had a few shows with, comes into my chat room and asks me if I'm still on another site.::)
I tell him to please not mention another site on here. I tell him, I'm here now, let's go play.
Naturally, he disappears.
#WhenAGoodCustieTurnsBad
I hate this too. Every now and then a guy will be like 'Are you still on X site? I would love to see you on X site,' and I'm like 'Ummmmm, you're here and I'm here, what's wrong with here?' But of course the real answer is that there is nothing wrong with 'here,' guys just want to have any excuse possible for why they can't spend.
AngelMonroe
08-01-2016, 04:17 PM
CreeperMcCreeperson tipped 15 tokens -- u look la lot like my daughter excites me hope it doesn't offend u
"dayum grrl. i'd like to take you out to the fallfest for some elephant ears and a sprite"
whatthefucker:hypothetically, you're walking down the street and a pack of wild black lives matters protesters attacks you. What do you do? how do you defend yourself?
whatthefucker:they want to beat up and/or kill whitey
"You look like a Trump supporter - very bright and sophisticated."
Glamourmilf
08-01-2016, 07:56 PM
I hate this too. Every now and then a guy will be like 'Are you still on X site? I would love to see you on X site,' and I'm like 'Ummmmm, you're here and I'm here, what's wrong with here?' But of course the real answer is that there is nothing wrong with 'here,' guys just want to have any excuse possible for why they can't spend.
That's most likely the reason.
I'm going to ban him if he comes back and doesn't buy a show. On either site.
wonderhamster
08-01-2016, 09:01 PM
Some asshat tried taking advantage of the 30 second preview on SM by saying he was having "connection issues". He took me private and then get "disconnected" every 20 seconds and pop right back in, apologizing for the bad connection while urging me to get naked. Fucking seriously, dude?
He did this 3 times before I finally told him I knew what he was doing and to stop being a freeloading shithead. Lo and behold, he got disconnected and never came back.
BiscuitT
08-01-2016, 09:04 PM
With new feature we can tell why a member logs off, we are done with that :D
Teddy_Bear
08-02-2016, 10:40 AM
Yeah there was a bunch of assholes.
So glad to know it wasn't just me that day, that day was a baaaaad day, one of the worst I've experienced in ages actually very happy to report it's been better the rest of this week.
Teddy_Bear
08-02-2016, 10:46 AM
Freeloader: Where are you from?
TB: The Moon
Freeloader: Yeah you look like an extreaterestrial [sic] actually...
TB: Well at least I can spell and personally I think aliens are beautiful so thank you for the compliment!
Freeloader: Ummmm.... [freeloader has logged off]
I guess he couldn't think of a comeback quick enough.
CreeperMcCreeperson tipped 15 tokens -- u look la lot like my daughter excites me hope it doesn't offend u
"dayum grrl. i'd like to take you out to the fallfest for some elephant ears and a sprite"
whatthefucker:hypothetically, you're walking down the street and a pack of wild black lives matters protesters attacks you. What do you do? how do you defend yourself?
whatthefucker:they want to beat up and/or kill whitey
"You look like a Trump supporter - very bright and sophisticated."
Damn, You win yesterday. At least it was entertaining.
AngelMonroe
08-02-2016, 09:37 PM
Damn, You win yesterday. At least it was entertaining.
I made no money, but it was hilarious. Especially the elephant ears and the Sprite. I'm like "Well, I do like fried bread."
Holly_xoxo
08-03-2016, 01:05 PM
Delusional: stand up pls show me how sexy you are bb
Me: if you really want to see my body, you'll go pvt
Delusional :id like to go exclusive
Me: you should do that
Delusional:we do 30 minutes exclusive for 0.99/min, change price pls bb now, ok?
Delusional is blocked.
BiscuitT
08-03-2016, 01:52 PM
In Free Chat: "Si no hay acción no hay monedas" which means "no action, no coins". This guy not only thinks I work for cents but won´t even tip those cents because I have to work more for them. Today is being so awful, tiring and boring....
Marina Starr
08-03-2016, 04:02 PM
On Streamate:
vishu_88: can u be with me at pvrt at 1.99$ if possible?
Part time hoe: give me a good reason why I should?
vishu_88: because you are so beautiful!
Part time hoe: I already know that so that won't work!
"user has been blocked by model"
On CMD
Part time hoe: hi, how are you?
smeggo15: Great thanks. You?
Part time hoe: I'm good. What are in the mood for?
smeggo15: A nice cumshot lol
Part time hoe: sure, I required $80 show for cum.
smeggo15: Oh, ok... thanks for the heads up ...i will save up then for another time... please add me... hope you have a great day!!! Xoxox
Part time hoe: we can still play for however much you can afford.
smeggo15: Want you for the cum show.... so hope to see you another time.... wife is coming home in 10 minutes unfortunately
Part time hoe: I smell bullshit.
smeggo15: Huh??? Whatever... no bs here ..wife on the way home.... don't want to get in trouble. Ive been courteous and nice... why an attitude?
Part time hoe: my ads said to not contact me unless you are ready to PAY for play!
smeggo15: Yes but nowhere did it say $80
Part time hoe: that's starting price but that's beside the point. If you could afford $80 you wouldn't have to find excuses. Broke gets you blocked.
jackiebee
08-03-2016, 05:53 PM
Just logged onto SM for the first time in forever and this schmuck awaited me:
Mr.Dumbass: Hello Whore :D hry? type all responses
Me: *holding up middle finger* Type this, motherfucker!
I know he didn't hear me but it was so worth it.
Chellyinparadise
08-03-2016, 06:20 PM
lilt (invisible): CAN U FUCK ME HARD IN LIVE CHAT CAUSE I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH PRIVATE CAUSE OF CHARGES WITH MY DEBIT CARD
lilt (invisible): FUCK ME HARD BABY IM READY IN LIVE CHAT BABY
Stevie710
08-04-2016, 09:57 AM
Why is everyone and their mom on MFC asking about skype???? What the fuck... It used to not be this bad for me with people asking LOL
Glamourmilf
08-04-2016, 11:43 AM
Stupid annoying shit on cam is when a new custie spend a butt load on me. Even hangs out in my chat room right after the show to tell me how great the show was, that he loves me, blah, blah, blah.
Then, has the nerve to send me messages telling me how to run my chat room, what I should wear, how I should show more of my body, etc.AND even comes into chat next time I'm on to say it.
No intention of buying another show. None.
Fuck off!
Chellyinparadise
08-04-2016, 07:40 PM
tallrobertph0v6: hello
you look nice and tempting
show me what you go
me: ill be happy to show you more in pvt or for gold for me to stand and show you
him: pity i would have liked to see what you on offer
LizzyMe
08-04-2016, 08:59 PM
Him: I make clothes for my penis.
Me: lol
Him: A naked penis is ugly. He looks more on fleek with clothes on.
Me: Oh, lol
Him: I just made him a tie and boss cap last night
He leaves my room....
WTF LOL
Glamourmilf
08-05-2016, 08:17 AM
Him: I make clothes for my penis.
Me: lol
Him: A naked penis is ugly. He looks more on fleek with clothes on.
Me: Oh, lol
Him: I just made him a tie and boss cap last night
He leaves my room....
WTF LOL
You know what? That actually would be a good business.= Penis Couture. (And did he really say on fleek? I love it!)
I mean, men are so obsessed with there penis as it is, I bet they would love it.
A great idea to present to
#SharkTank. Lol!
45548
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Tigrillo
08-05-2016, 09:01 AM
hahah @glamourmilf you're gonna dig this then. I saw this a few years ago and I can't still figure out how I feel about this LOL
https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/dick-pics
Glamourmilf
08-05-2016, 09:49 AM
hahah @glamourmilf you're gonna dig this then. I saw this a few years ago and I can't still figure out how I feel about this LOL
https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/dick-pics
OMG! Love love love it!!!
They're all great, but the one of Kanye, and Trump= priceless!
Her interview was awesome. And the price tag for her art is just astonishing.
Thank You for posting that.
Cut to: Glam placing an ad on CL, looking for male models, and fluffers for unique photo shoot.
.45550
LizzyMe
08-05-2016, 01:04 PM
You know what? That actually would be a good business.= Penis Couture. (And did he really say on fleek? I love it!)
I mean, men are so obsessed with there penis as it is, I bet they would love it.
A great idea to present to
#SharkTank. Lol!
45548
45549
Yes! I bet this idea would sell well. You got the right business name for it! "Penis Couture" Love it! Yes, he really did say "on fleek". I actually was half laughing and half intrigued with his fashion sense! Lol
AngelMonroe
08-05-2016, 01:25 PM
FrenchDude:hi
FrenchDude:you remember my teacher françai
FrenchDude:it was too much sex
FrenchDude:your look is porn
FrenchDude:your look mmmmm I'm really strong erection
FrenchDude:my teacher I'm all yours
Me: I only roleplay in private
FrenchDude:I want a kiss
FrenchDude:the big kiss
FrenchDude:pls
FrenchDude:you are cruel
evaeva
08-05-2016, 02:34 PM
On Chaturbate this dude was wasting a bunch of my time asking all these questions about private shows etc and I was answering because it was a little slow in my room with tips and I figured maybe I will just do a private show and then log off cause I'm tired so I answer all these PMs while trying to entertain people in my room because this guy is promising an hour in private and his username was dark purple so I thought ok he's obviously not a total freeloader but then as soon as I am about to accept his private request he goes "just change to 6tokens/minute and I will send request"
Haha. BYEEEEEE
BiscuitT
08-05-2016, 02:46 PM
^^Because any girl would totally make an hour long show for 9 bucks final cut :P
Today it´s been rough...hate so much those guys who play 20 questions...do you have this kind of panty? do you have stockings? do you make videos? do you sell pictures? and so on to the infinity to finally ask something he knows it´s not possible like: can you do a show with a girl right now? -.-
evaeva
08-05-2016, 06:04 PM
Yeah I can't stand when guys ask 50 zillion questions which are all answered in my damn bio. There are only so many times I can smile and gently remind people to read the bio before asking me OR when a guy wants me to pm him just to ask something I have already answered a billion times. Considering changing PMs to 1,000 tokens just so guys stop doing this and wasting my time.
MyRealNameIsWeird
08-05-2016, 10:26 PM
b: i would totally take you exclusive and let you own me but youre way too expensive
me: good
take your tiny wallet to someone with time for it
b has logged off (reason: user left)
hyori
08-06-2016, 08:56 AM
"I can pay 30 tokens for a foot job show because I'm on a budget."
"LOL, it's 55 tokens for just a flash, you're not on a budget, you're brokeass." *ban*
Glamourmilf
08-06-2016, 01:25 PM
As I'm trying to 'hustle' a reg into going to paid chat, an annoying guy I've had several sessions with, yet never remembers is shouting,
"Where from bb? Huh? Where from? From? Huh? ???????"
OMFG!:banghead:
I kick him from my room, and he comes back with, "Why did u kick me out bb?"
I tell him, and that if he needs to know where I'm from so badly, that he must buy an exclusive paid chat.
He does, and I annoy him the entire time with, "Where are YOU from BB? Huh? Where? What? Where? Huh?"
Lol!
I eat up his daily limit by making a guessing game of where I'm from. Stupid ass!
Never try to 'hustle a hustler dude!':bullwhip:
Betsyxo
08-06-2016, 02:27 PM
I was working on Cam4, a few years ago, and i had this person come into my room and say:
"Jesus does not like what you do, you will get herpes from camming with all these men" :|
I also had this obsessive person come into my room for 3 years straight, never tipped, but always always asked "Open nozzle bb", he would ask that all the time, and i never banned him because i always tried to figure out what nozzle is. Any ideas?
SexxiLexxi
08-07-2016, 05:56 AM
Well. This happened.
hey! so I would like to buy a skype show! is $100 for 30 mins ok?
what if i were to offer $200 paid up front? I really want it, and it's the only method I can offer right now
....You can pay triple digits for a Skype show but you can't take those funds to buy some tokens for a private cam show or get a show going from a countdown?!
Sounds like a scam to me lol. Nice try!
evaeva
08-07-2016, 06:38 AM
I was playing that roll the dice game in my room on CB and some asshat kept just typing his username + 'won: flash tits' I was like yeah I didn't see those dice roll and your username is grey so gtfo. I usually let greys chat in the beginning just to get the conversation going and then as soon as things are rolling I mute all of them. If ya wanna chat you can pay
sarahlove
08-07-2016, 07:31 AM
I was working on Cam4, a few years ago, and i had this person come into my room and say:
"Jesus does not like what you do, you will get herpes from camming with all these men" :|
I also had this obsessive person come into my room for 3 years straight, never tipped, but always always asked "Open nozzle bb", he would ask that all the time, and i never banned him because i always tried to figure out what nozzle is. Any ideas?
This made me LOL! I really wanna know what the nozzle is!
sarahlove
08-07-2016, 07:48 AM
Glad I'm not alone. And the phone...hearing them...cum.. don't get me started. Gives me the heebie-jeebies
#ThisTooShallPass. ( I hope)
I totally get this! I take my headset out when they cum. I was watching a show and when he came there was BLOOD in his cum. I actually threw up. That was the last time I cammed.
DonaDiabla
08-07-2016, 10:53 PM
Him:Hey baby, how about a trial show before payment?
He was blocked.
Cheap ass!
audritwo
08-08-2016, 08:38 PM
KrispyKum (invisible): No anal LOL fail
KrispyKum (invisible): Ur asshole is not like the Eye of Sauron
Like an overwhelming spiritual presence and his vast farsight metaphor or Peter Jackson's literal interpretation?
Miss_Red
08-08-2016, 11:41 PM
Audritwo's asshole sees all, knows all. Spurs on armies of orcs. Casts fear into the dwindling races of Middle-Earth. Fears hobbits.
audritwo
08-09-2016, 01:02 AM
^consider this quoted.
BadBitch
08-09-2016, 05:22 PM
Got a message from a member whose name I didn't recognize.
Him: Hi bb. Can you send that video that you said you would during our last pvt? Send it to
[email protected]
Me: I'm sorry. I don't recognize your name. When we did our pvt, did you use another name? Secondly, I send videos through this site, not personal email.
Him: It was this name.
Me: I don't recognize the name. It was yesterday that we had our pvt?
Him: No, a month ago.
REALLY????
Me: Sweety, when I do pvts and offer a free video, it's to redeem RIGHT after the show or a day after NOT a month after. Sorry.
WTF???
Serena-Shields
08-09-2016, 07:49 PM
In pvt, one word sentences from custy
''make me hard''
THIS IS NOT DIRTY TALK GUYS, IT'S NOT
I literally sat there, randomly dirty talking to get something out of him that would tell me what he likes
He goes
''This is boring''
Yeah, you're fucking lame because you think ''make me hard'' is good dirty talk and you give no direction, dumbass. I'm not psychic
-leaves- lmao biyeeee
Users who don't talk or barely talk are honestly my pet peeve.
Second user gives me 1 star after I wouldn't be subby in PVT for him, bc I was literally in the middle of a domme show- like what did you think, I was going to simultaneously do both? Die Die die die
I HATE SM
Magical_Hoohah
08-09-2016, 07:57 PM
@BadBitch, LOL! It always amuses me when I get a message on SM saying something like, "Hey bb, you never sent me the vids from your gold show the other day. Could I get them now?" Aside from the fact that we can check their session history and see if they're lying, I don't do gold shows, and I have exactly zero videos, so... nope!
It's even more interesting when they try to provide specifics, like, "Your topic said that anyone that pledged over $15 would get 30 videos." Or my personal favorite, "I was the high tipper until someone pledged more at the very last second, and you told me that you'd give me the video deal, too, since it was so close." I'm never sure whether the guys with specifics are really terrible liars for trying to jog a memory that I obviously don't have, really good liars that are trying to target ladies that do so many gold show deals that they can't keep track, or have honestly confused me with someone else.
LizzyMe
08-09-2016, 10:30 PM
Him: I really fucking HATE all women
Me: Banned :beat:
CamChik
08-10-2016, 10:12 AM
Got a request for stepmom JOI last night..... UM, NO! And then not 10 minutes later a request to shit my pants. WTF?!
Tigrillo
08-10-2016, 02:51 PM
lol the other day I got
idiot has entered the room
idiot: I support Trump
me: gtfo
idiot has been banned.