View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
DonaDiabla
08-11-2016, 01:37 PM
This moron from extralunchmoney:
Him: I would for you to masterbate with cum-soaked gold satin sheets. I am willing to pay 200 credits for this. I can mail you my used sheets.
Me: I am non-nude model and I will not be masterbating at all.
Him: Your attitude will turn off any man.
Me: lol
Blocked. Gross, I will not be touching someone else dirty sheets.
CamChik
08-11-2016, 01:53 PM
Had a guy with the username Mr. Trump. I looked close into the camera and said "You're FIRED!" and banned his ass.
Marina Starr
08-11-2016, 08:42 PM
Another gem on skype:
Jar: hi, I want to play!
Part Time Hoe: okay, please pay so we can play!
Jar: Id like to but your so far away
Part Time Hoe: you can still send payment to show you mean it. I may consider not blocking you for baiting and wasting my time.
Jar: Really well if thats your attitude, not so attractive.. I was going to call, but that killed the mood, block way... Have a good night.
Part Time Hoe: Attractive is the last thing anyone who are inconsiderate of my time will remember about me.
You’re projecting onto me your bad behaviors because I’m calling you out on it!
Jar: Uh, ok... I apologize I will not contact you again, I am sorry.
Part Time Hoe: You are so right you won't be contacting me again.
Motherfucker got BLOCKED!
Bridgetxo
08-11-2016, 11:24 PM
Dude: Can I guess your bra size for a flash?
He started guessing sizes lol.
SoloDesire
08-12-2016, 11:02 AM
Had this gem of a message in my inbox on SM the other day:
Him: Do you date black guys?
Me: I'm not interested in dating anyone from this site. Sorry!
Him: No beautiful i was thinking this was a dating site and believe me when I say I will erase this site
HOW do they still not get it?!! Have you EVER seen a dating site with live cams with hot horny women ACTUALLY willing to meet up with you?!! Ugh.
LizzyMe
08-12-2016, 07:44 PM
Him: Will you make me a video?
Me: Maybe, what would you like me to do in this video?
Him: I want you to make a video with a man and have him fuck your nose really hard until it bleeds and blow his cum load in to it.
Me: Hell No...
Him: Baby why no? What is the reason?
He was immediately Banned :smellie_f
evaeva
08-13-2016, 06:22 AM
Yesterday someone asked me if I had been raped or molested as a child and I said no and he was like I will take you to private to roleplay getting raped if you lower your rates
Hahah banned
CatBBW
08-13-2016, 07:06 AM
Yesterday someone asked me if I had been raped or molested as a child and I said no and he was like I will take you to private to roleplay getting raped if you lower your rates
Hahah banned
Yeah I had a guy who wanted to chat about rape and do roleplay on Skype. When I quoted him £3 a minute so it would be £180 for the hour he wanted, he told me he usually pays £30 for an hour. I blocked him.
pinklemonade0
08-13-2016, 07:08 AM
"Fuck your nose"... wtf... is that even possible? Actually not sure I want to know.
I think nozzle is a dildo maybe? Or nipple?
This is pretty boring.
him: Hi my name is Jeff
him Nice to meet you
The fuck?! I'm looking at your fucking screen name and you're talking about nice to meet you. Loser.
hyori
08-13-2016, 08:55 AM
Him: Will you make me a video?
Me: Maybe, what would you like me to do in this video?
Him: I want you to make a video with a man and have him fuck your nose really hard until it bleeds and blow his cum load in to it.
Me: Hell No...
Him: Baby why no? What is the reason?
He was immediately Banned :smellie_f
This could be done with clever editing and fake blood. Send him my way, LOL!
anonymous camgirl
08-13-2016, 12:50 PM
that's like getting raped twice!
Yesterday someone asked me if I had been raped or molested as a child and I said no and he was like I will take you to private to roleplay getting raped if you lower your rates
Hahah banned
Melyssax
08-13-2016, 04:21 PM
when someone asks in your room ?"what are you doing?" / "what are you up to?"...
http://66.media.tumblr.com/afc2a68a84624a48e1e6000884ab15ab/tumblr_inline_o6lx2lzjTX1s3amyo_500.gif
TF???..... Motherfucker you can't see?!?! what the hell it look like??? lmaooo we're not talking over a phone ... smh
Magical_Hoohah
08-13-2016, 04:46 PM
^^Yes! And I thought pretty much all phone sex would start with "What are you wearing?" but I get asked what I'm wearing WAY more often when I'm sitting in front of them on cam. It's a weird feeling...
evaeva
08-13-2016, 05:13 PM
guy with no tokens: hi bb i bet you like being fucked hard from behind with big black dicks
me: *ignores*
guy: you can ignore me but here you are touching yourself to the thought of it
me *doesn't reply again*
guy: oh you gonna be like that you little bitch?
me: haha fuck offfff *banned*
Genoveve
08-14-2016, 02:31 PM
I had some femdom guy who for whatever reason I thought was actually going to spend money then he hits me with the "Can you give me a preview of how mean you can be?" I told him "Nothing like a cheapass femdom wannabe." and then I banned him. Like really.
AnotherLily
08-14-2016, 04:49 PM
45643
No time for it.
DonaDiabla
08-15-2016, 05:05 AM
This phase being wrote over and over:
Do you like big white cock?
Do you like big white cock?
Do you like big white cock?
This idiot wrote this about 20 times before he got banned :) I got the message the first time.
SoloDesire
08-15-2016, 03:07 PM
The singular most annoying thing that will get you automatically blocked in my chat room is telling me to smile. Absolutely despise these guys who think that telling me to smile is going to make me instantly happy. Nope! But it will get you blocked.
DancesWithSloths
08-15-2016, 03:09 PM
^^Saw a joke on Twitter today: "Instead of telling a woman to smile, *make* her smile. The old-fashioned way, by falling down a manhole."
audritwo
08-15-2016, 03:12 PM
When it slows down, sometimes I start sending out vids from Gold Shows or start focusing on promoting on my twitter or hitting up my skype regs to see if they want a show. I'm not really paying attention to my camroom. Dudes just assuming I'm bored.
"You look so bored."
No I'm fucking working. Fuck off.
PixiieGirl
08-15-2016, 03:18 PM
when guys literally tell you they're not there to buy anything
why
why do this
go elsewhere
audritwo
08-15-2016, 03:23 PM
I prefer if you are going to freeload. Don't talk.
Melyssax
08-15-2016, 03:24 PM
The singular most annoying thing that will get you automatically blocked in my chat room is telling me to smile. Absolutely despise these guys who think that telling me to smile is going to make me instantly happy. Nope! But it will get you blocked.
THISSSSSS on so many levels !! ... Like, you KNOW what to do to make me smile & if you don't you don't deserve to me in my room... ON SIGHT = The BOOT
Genoveve
08-15-2016, 04:37 PM
The singular most annoying thing that will get you automatically blocked in my chat room is telling me to smile.
I'm not really paying attention to my camroom. Dudes just assuming I'm bored.
"You look so bored."
These 2 things automatically earn insta-blocks in my room. Whenever a guy says "You look bored," I say "Because you're boring me." And then I block.
.....
I had some dude in my chatroom ask "How do you do cuckholding over the internet?" and I got the vibe that it wasn't in a curious way but in a 'because that does not make any sense' way. So I was like ''It's a roleplay, just like everything else is with camming." Like duh?
NovaSensei
08-15-2016, 08:07 PM
I hate when someone asks "oh are you new" then they try to offer advice like "make sure you show your pussy in free chat" Or any other ridiculous advice I dont need.
evaeva
08-16-2016, 06:23 AM
grey "hi bb do u mind if i take out my thick throbbing 9 inch cock and stroke it for u?"
Sometimes these dudes make me roll my eyes so hard I am afraid they are going to get stuck. Like if you don't plan on tipping and don't have any tokens I don't care what the fuck you're doing and I'm sure as hell not going to answer you and help you jerk off for free when I have other PAYING customers to attend to. Good grief.
DancesWithSloths
08-16-2016, 11:06 AM
45677
45678
2 sites, 2.5 hrs, £0.65. I fucking give up.
MyRealNameIsWeird
08-16-2016, 10:32 PM
Half the guys: "ur 2 big now its too obvs ur pregnant"
The other half: "ur like T.I.N.Y. ill come back wen ur 8mo"
Please take me from this waistline purgatory.
nikki187
08-17-2016, 12:39 AM
[email protected]: i never seen such a cunt on this cam site who is egomaniac
Chellyinparadise
08-17-2016, 11:14 PM
I was in pvt doing a show and this is what i see in free chat...
Him:when you come back...wear a see through nighty
so that we dont waste much time
JGB2009
08-18-2016, 01:00 AM
The singular most annoying thing that will get you automatically blocked in my chat room is telling me to smile. Absolutely despise these guys who think that telling me to smile is going to make me instantly happy. Nope! But it will get you blocked.
Haha thought I was the only one who did that.
audritwo
08-18-2016, 03:38 AM
I've just been replying "no" to any gold show requests in text now.
http://i.imgur.com/TzIosKt.png
http://m.memegen.com/vvs5pm.jpg
Missbeth
08-19-2016, 11:19 AM
"Are you still cumming?"
5 minutes after I had cum while we were sitting there talking....
BustyVixen
08-19-2016, 12:09 PM
Asshat: Do you take it up your dirty shit pipe?
Me: oh I'm sorry, you must have me confused with your mom!
evaeva
08-19-2016, 12:32 PM
When I actually cum on cam guys keep asking "r u gonna cum??????" "did you cum yet??" after it has happened. They seem to think an orgasm must consist of flailing around like an eel that's caught in an electric fence while violently shaking and screaming to be real...I don't blame the girls who do this on cam as that seems to make guys happy but if I don't act like that people seem to think I am not having an actual orgasm haha.
RyanXO
08-19-2016, 12:41 PM
I am not a cam-model so sorry for butting in, but I just wanted to say I really admire you ladies for all this shit you put up with! I mean there is shit in the strip club too, of course, but reading through all the bullshit these losers bother you with is outrageous. I don't think I could handle it it would ruin my day!
SoloDesire
08-19-2016, 12:44 PM
When I actually cum on cam guys keep asking "r u gonna cum??????" "did you cum yet??" after it has happened. They seem to think an orgasm must consist of flailing around like an eel that's caught in an electric fence while violently shaking and screaming to be real...I don't blame the girls who do this on cam as that seems to make guys happy but if I don't act like that people seem to think I am not having an actual orgasm haha.
I rarely actually orgasm on cam, but I always tell them I'm getting ready to cum right before I pretend to cum lol. That way there is no confusion since I'm not screaming and flailing. They seem to like the heads up in case they are trying to time their orgasm with mine.
evaeva
08-19-2016, 12:54 PM
I rarely actually orgasm on cam, but I always tell them I'm getting ready to cum right before I pretend to cum lol. That way there is no confusion since I'm not screaming and flailing. They seem to like the heads up in case they are trying to time their orgasm with mine.
That's smart, I should do that when I am camming solo as I know it's very unlikely I will actually have an orgasm but when camming with my BF I usually am a little too distracted for a heads up haha but yeah that definitely makes sense :)
Marina Starr
08-19-2016, 05:49 PM
The stupidest and most hated question:
"What do you do in private?'
I make your life hard and dick soft.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/IgNic6O_zpskdr0lzkb.gif
MyRealNameIsWeird
08-19-2016, 09:41 PM
When I actually cum on cam guys keep asking "r u gonna cum??????" "did you cum yet??" after it has happened. They seem to think an orgasm must consist of flailing around like an eel that's caught in an electric fence while violently shaking and screaming to be real...I don't blame the girls who do this on cam as that seems to make guys happy but if I don't act like that people seem to think I am not having an actual orgasm haha.
Thisssss. I'm pretty quiet IRL, all through. A lot of guys seem to respect that. But some guys are convinced I need to be shrieking and screaming to be enjoying it, and that's before what they expect of the orgasm. I now make note of guys who are pushy about when I have to orgasm or who demand me to get increasingly louder and I will purposefully not do anything, just tell them I'm close. They spend all their credits on me and come back the next day to try again. Which more than compensates my annoyance, lols.
SoloDesire
08-20-2016, 09:28 AM
Some of these self entitled pricks have no idea how much money we can make doing this job. I don't NEED your pocket change loser.
lookingforsex6969 (invisible): how in the mood are you for teasing?
Me: Teasing is my middle name ;-)
lookingforsex6969 (invisible): I dont like giving money unless theres a little teasing before hand
Me: Well I don't work for free.
lookingforsex6969 (invisible): Not to be rude, but how does that work on here? lol
Me: It's how I make a living...so yes, I get paid to do my job like everyone else in the world lol
http://i.giphy.com/Dp3CtzmXgFmlW.gif
Chellyinparadise
08-20-2016, 10:04 AM
"What turns you on?"
One reply...haha my sm sisters can understand this gif.. would love to do this id crack up in free chat if i did
Chellyinparadise
08-20-2016, 02:25 PM
ahoggle3933: I have a big 15in dick
then get this fucking loser...
58784944: Hello
Lest play?
Do u have some skills?
Yeah but Give me some then i eil join privat bby
Eil*
I pay after
me: no pay then get
58784944: Just s little nippel?
me: nope
58784944: I am rich
I Give u some if u dessert IT?
me:if youre rich then you dont have to bargain
i deserve everything i get because i earn it
58784944: Okeh.. Ur lose<3
me:no its your loss
58784944: Yeah maybe
58784944: But ur Money loss
me:im not desperate or dumb
nope no money to lose when you havent given any
me:
Glamourmilf
08-21-2016, 06:31 AM
Had one of those annoying guys, who enters the chat, just to give his life's stats. You know the ones:
" Hi, Ben, 22, single, from Florida, blah blah blah"
Well, I had one of those yesterday who spelled the word ' college' wrong. He kept spelling it ' collage.'
"Well, I said. I certainly hope you are studying spelling and grammar while you're there." :withstupi
He got so pissed. He says, "I also work, and I make over $100,000 a year using my hands.":O
I say, "Yeah? Well I make over $100,000 using my vagina! AND, I can SPELL vagina!"
Now GTFO! *BLOCK!
DonaDiabla
08-21-2016, 06:45 AM
This charmer in private on cam contacts: Some interesting thoughts on what people in the Caribbean eat
Loser B:So, you are from the Caribbean?
Me: I am of Caribbean descent.
Loser B: Do you know Rihanna?
Me: No, she comes from the country as my material grandmother. (I start laughing):D
Loser B: Cool, so does Rihanna and you eat the same things?
Me: I do not know. What do you think Rihanna eats?
Loser B: Korean Barbecue and Pork Tamales.
I start laughing and could not stop. He left. Most people never said that combo before.
But seriously, I did not know that Caribbean food was Korean Barbecue and Pork Tamales. Also, I did not know that everyone of Caribbean descent magically knew Rihanna. I guess Rihanna must be everyone's Caribbean fairy godmother. ::)
MissCavalli
08-21-2016, 08:21 AM
One of the very few idiots I've met on streamate - luckily I don't meet them too often.
woody (invisible): hi bb
could you stand up please?
MissCavalli: All requests in free chat is 2 gold :-)
woody (invisible): ah that's the reason why you earn no money
Apparently 2 gold makes a big hole in his wallet.
SoloDesire
08-21-2016, 01:55 PM
These guys are getting more brazen every day! WTF? Wanna know my social security number too ya fuckin idiot?!
Blazed (invisible): hi bb
hru
Blazed (invisible): u work any other jobs aside from this?
Me: I'm great, you?
Me: Why do you need to know that info?
Blazed (invisible): what past jobs have u held?
just curous
im a big fan
Me: That's none of your business.
Blazed (invisible): we've been pvt and exl a number of times
Me: Still none of your business lol
Blazed (invisible): u have any jeans or tight work pants to wear?
Me: No, gtfo.
http://i.giphy.com/lx1eu9bxZIWqY.gif
I know he was probably asking to see what kind of "work" outfits/pants I had...but geez these guys have NO social skills at all!
Smurfette
08-21-2016, 02:13 PM
In free chat: "you are on my list of worst performers"
Because I wasn't entertaining him enough, apparently. I'm sorry, I didn't realize I had to put on a show for you in FREE CHAT. Perhaps try engaging me in actual conversation besides "hi" and "nice bedroom"? Or better yet, taking me private so you can see an ACTUAL performance?
~Carmen~
08-21-2016, 02:30 PM
"You are beautiful for your age. Is your body as beautiful as your face?"
Me: It is!
"Stand up and let me see."
I only stand up in private shows.
"I don't buy any object without knowing what it looks like".
Me: Guess what? I don't need for you to buy anything. And I am a PERSON, not an object. Bye!!!