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Marina Starr
08-21-2016, 03:47 PM
I just got out of a long ass private and got this:

Buellcyclone12p3: That was a pretty big yawn there dear

Part Time Hoe: is that what you're here to tell me?!

Buellcyclone12p3 tries to leave but got BLOCKED for being a critical loser!

~Carmen~
08-23-2016, 08:03 AM
How many of you have seen this gem? "My aunt is sleeping in the next room over". He goes from room to room every day saying this.

Glamourmilf
08-23-2016, 08:22 AM
How many of you have seen this gem? "My aunt is sleeping in the next room over". He goes from room to room every day saying this.

Or their mom, girlfriend, wife. Ugh!
I wonder if the employees of these cam sites monitor our chat rooms, just to have a good laugh, listening to all the shit that these guys throw at us.

TheBrownFox
08-23-2016, 08:51 AM
On ImLive:

bigblackcock333: Do you have kids?
Me: WTF kind of question is that to be asking on a sex site?
bigblackcock333: A sex question.

*BLOCK*

Chellyinparadise
08-23-2016, 11:23 AM
One of my regulars comes in and says to me im in my car driving...i say you better be paying attention to the road instead of watching me on your phone he replies with i have 2 eyes.. also says he has a hardon watching im just like..

Marina Starr
08-23-2016, 02:41 PM
LOL, I've had guys pulled over and fap in their cars! The Fap-dication is real!

One of my regulars comes in and says to me im in my car driving...i say you better be paying attention to the road instead of watching me on your phone he replies with i have 2 eyes.. also says he has a hardon watching im just like..

Chellyinparadise
08-23-2016, 03:03 PM
LOL, I've had guys pulled over and fap in their cars! The Fap-dication is real!

You just cracked me up, so true though! :)

SoloDesire
08-23-2016, 03:19 PM
Had this laugh in my Free Chat today on SM. Didn't even see it until he left. He was just talking to himself lol. Guess he had some free time.

SuckWetPussy: hi my delicious princess

SuckWetPussy: my perfection
i wish you love
delicious
i wish masturbate me in your breasts love
cum in yor body
weel tasty princess
i wish you babe
let me feel you now
me horny
you and very wonderful babe
mmmmmmmmmmm
im naked excited for you now my life
wonderful babe
show all my goddess
i wish get naked with you love
love feel naked you babe
mmmmmmmmmm
me horny
you drive me crazy love
phone 970826433
strip all now love
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
my wonderful princess
i wish feel your lips on my tongue love
weel tasty babe
need you babe
make me cum now
im naked masturbate me for you now
22 cm hairy and tick love
stand up naked now love
delicious
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
show all love
i wish you love
want suck your streamming lips love
hummmmmm
hummmmm
get naked my life
im naked feeling very horny now love
me horny
mmmmmmmmmmmm
you're wearing panties now love?
my sexy princess
let me feel naked now love
have very cum for you love
you excited me so love
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmm
let me feel your delicious curves love
show breasts now
mmmmmm
im masturbate me for you weel tasty now love
22 cm hard for you now
strip all clothing now
i love you babe
mmmmmmmmmm
show me horny
lie naked now
want you love
pass fingers on pussy now
i wish suck your cream love
my wonderful babe
mmmmmmmmmmmm
strip all now my life
me dick is hard love
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
show all for me now
let me feel your delicious pussy love
make me cum now
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
let me see all me love
me horny
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
let me see all love
want open her pussy love
no pvt pls love
return naked now love
let me see all now princess
mmmmmmmmmmm
let me see all now princess
mmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hummmmmmm
me horny

Holly_xoxo
08-23-2016, 05:29 PM
Curious: hi bb u ever had an Asian cock?
Me: yes, I had a bf that was from Japan
Curious: ohhhh, we're not all small
Me: yes, I know. He was larger than average.
Curious : how big?
Me: I'm not sure. I didn't take out a measuring tape and record the findings.
Curious: lol oh ok
Me: do you measure the depth of each woman's vag that you fuck?
Curious: umm no
Me: why not? what if some woman in the future wants to know this type of information about women you've fucked?
Curious: lol ok ok

Curious goes pvt. He was actually alot of fun. Good thing he took what I was saying with humor. Most guys I come across would have got all butt hurt by it.

LoraDoll
08-24-2016, 02:30 PM
he: blablablablabla
me: ignore
he: re u mad?
me: ignore
he: u must be mad, coz u re ignoring me.

So now, i should feel bad, and prove to him, that i m not "mad" or whatever shit he say?
prove me $$$$ first so i ll actually care. *.*

Chellyinparadise
08-24-2016, 05:44 PM
gregarious: Too bad you smoke!
me: oh im sorry but what does me smoking in free chat have anything to do with my performance i didnt know i couldnt fuck my pussy or do anything else cause i smoke!
he tried talking more, i cut him off..dont need a lecture thanks

audritwo
08-24-2016, 11:32 PM
How to respond to a model after they banned you
http://i.imgur.com/8f4CreW.png


How NOT to respond to a model after they banned you
http://i.imgur.com/3QO46ea.png

CreativeName
08-25-2016, 12:42 PM
Somebody told me I need a new interior decorater. I replied with "why don't you buy me some interior decorations :)?" He tries to run away but I banned him :) Also banned a loser that took me pvt less than 30 seconds for "stand up and turn around" he really believes I don't remember that lmfao.

Teddy_Bear
08-25-2016, 01:54 PM
'I know I'm a freeloader... but If I had the money I would totally take you exclusive.' First time any of them have admitted it at least! He is a freeloader but he chats to keep me company and doesn't beg for free shit plus he shuts the fuck up and let's me hustle paying customers when they come in so I let him stick around for now.

I rarely ban or kick anyone unless they beg or troll, which isn't often thank god.

AnotherLily
08-25-2016, 03:06 PM
I had a guy parked in my room acted like he wanted a show, then I booted his ass when I saw he was full of it.
He comes back later says that he got blocked from another model's room as he was about to take her exclusive and wants to know how to be unblocked.
I then blocked him.

lol

DonaDiabla
08-25-2016, 11:49 PM
On Niteflirt:

"I came across your ad online. By your picture I think you look amazing. I would to work with you. I am curious if you do any in person sessions and if so would travel to other locations to do so? Thank you in advance for your time."

Yes, that is totally cool ask for real time sessions on Niteflirt. I guess it is cheaper than going on Eros :) He is blocked.

Marina Starr
08-26-2016, 05:09 AM
I love that you just savagely block! I block for every little thing, LOL! #uppityhoesunited

On Niteflirt:

"I came across your ad online. By your picture I think you look amazing. I would to work with you. I am curious if you do any in person sessions and if so would travel to other locations to do so? Thank you in advance for your time."

Yes, that is totally cool ask for real time sessions on Niteflirt. I guess it is cheaper than going on Eros :) He is blocked.

DonaDiabla
08-26-2016, 07:11 AM
LOL! Girl, I do love blocking :) But it helps me gain better clients :)



I love that you just savagely block! I block for every little thing, LOL! #uppityhoesunited

Lexilexxx
08-26-2016, 11:08 AM
Some of these guys be living on Uranus! The social skills do fucking suck and they want you to act like a porn star on set "acting" ....I could choke a bitch.

What's so funny to me, is when they come to my room and bitch about getting banned from other rooms, I LOVE this, cuz I get to tell them how stupid and pathetic they are, as if I would "side" with a free loader, and I LOVE to tell my room that I am going to block anyone who's not fucking interacting, then you see them drop out like fly's. The other question I hate is: "how much is your show?" < bye bitch.

I feel like I've won the lottery when I finally get to ban a lurker/30 sec. peeper. I tried to get a peeper for 3 months >Ron Burgundy!!! I got him!!!! I celebrated.

Deep breathing does help.

Chellyinparadise
08-26-2016, 11:14 AM
Some of these guys be living on Uranus! The social skills do fucking suck and they want you to act like a porn star on set "acting" ....I could choke a bitch.

What's so funny to me, is when they come to my room and bitch about getting banned from other rooms, I LOVE this, cuz I get to tell them how stupid and pathetic they are, as if I would "side" with a free loader, and I LOVE to tell my room that I am going to block anyone who's not fucking interacting, then you see them drop out like fly's. The other question I hate is: "how much is your show?" < bye bitch.

I feel like I've won the lottery when I finally get to ban a lurker/30 sec. peeper. I tried to get a peeper for 3 months >Ron Burgundy!!! I got him!!!! I celebrated.

Deep breathing does help.

omg that ron guy was a pain in the ass for me to block then i finally got him, he was awful sorry you dealt with him as well but glad you got his ass!

BustyVixen
08-26-2016, 06:37 PM
I'm doing a gold show count down with a $5 buy in.

Cheapfucker: Why aren't there actual FREE shows for us old farts!? Lol haha

Me: Then why the fuck are you on a Pay site? And if you don't have $5 then you won't get very far on this site!

Cheapfucker: I've paid for everything my whole life, can't I have some free tits and ass?

BLOCK. Old fart cheap fucker.

heyho
08-26-2016, 06:48 PM
I'm doing a gold show count down with a $5 buy in.

Cheapfucker: Why aren't there actual FREE shows for us old farts!? Lol haha

Me: Then why the fuck are you on a Pay site? And if you don't have $5 then you won't get very far on this site!

Cheapfucker: I've paid for everything my whole life, can't I have some free tits and ass?

BLOCK. Old fart cheap fucker.

"You'll have to take that up with the AARP. Maybe check for coupons in your next adult diaper pack?"

Serena-Shields
08-27-2016, 12:49 PM
'''yeah but if you accept the discount you get more business. $50 is better than nothing''

Added right to CMD's blacklist

gingerstcyr
08-27-2016, 01:01 PM
I finally nailed Ron Burgundy too! Got him on the 19th of this month! Feels so good!!

Marina Starr
08-28-2016, 03:52 PM
On skype:

Part Time Hoe: what are you in the mood for?

Jordan: well, I would like to see you play with a much younger girl. If possible?

Jordan was blocked quicker than a ray of light. #1. I don't do that sick shit. #2. I'm strictly dickly so that means no tunas, no hot pockets, no pussies for me-EVER!

PrincessfromHell
08-28-2016, 10:13 PM
PM on twitter...somebody is recording content for porn sites. like how fucking obvious loser
45796

LizzyMe
08-28-2016, 11:17 PM
Him: My girlfriend told me that one ass cheek is bigger than the other. I'm worried about this.

Me: No worries, if we go cam2cam I can check that out for you.

Him: OK, please tell me the truth if it is.

Me: No problem, I will

He turns cam on....In private now...

Him: See look at it.

He fills up the whole frame with his ass.

Me: Hon stand back a little bit away from the cam so I can see dat ass.

Him: Oh ok. Sorry, See, what do you think??

Before I could say anything he looks startled then he walks away for a second.
He gets back on cam and says:

Him: Oh my God! Fuck!! My girlfriend just got home! I will do this some other time with you.

He logs off

WTF ;D Ha!Ha! His girlfriend was right about dat assss...

Chellyinparadise
08-28-2016, 11:28 PM
parkuslife3338: u ain't so bad love

me:
no im..

Sunnylexie
08-29-2016, 02:29 AM
A semi-reg who greets me every time with a "Hey, divorced yet?" and gets sincerely surprised when I get upset because he believes it to be a legit compliment.

TheBrownFox
08-29-2016, 06:56 AM
That guy bigblackcock333 who messaged me last week asking "Do you have kids? It's a sex question." just messaged me again...this time under the name bigblackcoc26inch asking "Do you have kids?"

DonaDiabla
08-29-2016, 07:09 AM
Yuck, that guy was on Niteflirt and asked me if I would be comfortable talking on skype. He said " Do your children ever listen to you while you cam?" That was an instant blocked. That guy does not give up because he is known as bigblackcoc69, bigblackcock333, and a whole list of others. Always with the same creepy kids questions.



That guy bigblackcock333 who messaged me last week asking "Do you have kids? It's a sex question." just messaged me again...this time under the name bigblackcoc26inch asking "Do you have kids?"

hyori
08-29-2016, 07:20 AM
Bait him then report his ass so his IP can be blocked as well. Pedo's need to be castrated.

Chellyinparadise
08-29-2016, 10:59 AM
I cant stand the underage chat from some of the men. Like last night i had some guy try to twist it for me to talk about it asking me when was the first time you did anything sexual how young were you. I told him are you some pedo because youre asking me how young i was when i first had sex, just disgusting.

Serena-Shields
08-29-2016, 01:45 PM
''Make me cum''

Okay, let me use my psychic mind-meld ability so that I can magically know what gets you off.

Chellyinparadise
08-29-2016, 03:30 PM
The guys who enter pvt and as soon as you start touching they say "cum now bb" i guess they expect this makes me wonder if they ever had real sex before or even know how a womans anatomy works ..haha

Marina Starr
08-29-2016, 03:40 PM
I believe those guys have been fapping for a while on their own so they just need you to help reach that climax for the least money spent possible.
I only cum in 30 mins block session.

The guys who enter pvt and as soon as you start touching they say "cum now bb" i guess they expect this makes me wonder if they ever had real sex before or even know how a womans anatomy works ..haha

Chellyinparadise
08-29-2016, 03:42 PM
I believe those guys have been fapping for a while on their own so they just need you to help reach that climax for the least money spent possible.
I only cum in 30 mins block session.

Yea im sure they do. I dont unless im given enough time and im flat out honest about it lol they can pay to wait for it or come back when they have more time.

Chellyinparadise
08-29-2016, 06:30 PM
all i can say is WTF?
HAHA this is all he said

eboob: smoking hot but bye

evaeva
08-29-2016, 06:43 PM
Creeper: "Mmm love young looking girls like you. How old were you the first time a man fucked you? Tell me the story and if I like it I'll take you private."
HAHA. FUCK OFF. First of all, you're gross and second of all I very clearly state that I only do prescheduled PVT since I work on a token site and hate doing private shows so like hell am I going to tell a story to help you jack off for free.

Serena-Shields
08-29-2016, 11:46 PM
''Pm bb?''

Pms are 25 tokens

''K but ur fat'' -leaves-

Come up with something better than this, guys! Say my brows look like shit! Tell me my bronzer looks muddy! Say my highlight is dull! Like! Get me where it really hurts bb! Tell me I have frizzy hair!

Glamourmilf
08-30-2016, 12:02 AM
[QUOTE=~Carmen~;2909957]How many of you have seen this gem? "My aunt is sleeping in the next room over". He goes from room to room every day saying this.[/QUOTE

I had him yesterday.
I said, " Oh, yes, I've heard about you. Well, I won't let you take me pvt, but you can tip big.."
He bailed. I was too busy to block him.

webcambabe
08-30-2016, 05:30 AM
Grey on Chaturbate after I told him to tip if he wanted me to dirty talk:
twista2012:if u only bagging for tips u wont make much
twista2012:thats why only 7 people are here bye golddigger

~Carmen~
08-30-2016, 05:54 AM
[QUOTE=~Carmen~;2909957]How many of you have seen this gem? "My aunt is sleeping in the next room over". He goes from room to room every day saying this.[/QUOTE

I had him yesterday.
I said, " Oh, yes, I've heard about you. Well, I won't let you take me pvt, but you can tip big.."
He bailed. I was too busy to block him.

Haha I love it!

evaeva
08-30-2016, 05:29 PM
Some loser: *tips 10 tokens* DO ANAL
Me: thank you! I don't do anal though
Loser: this show sucks

Lmao as if I'm going to do anal for the first time on cam for 25 cents

Teddy_Bear
08-30-2016, 06:28 PM
"Haha people will talk about anything if you pay them".

We were having a nice chat up until that point for a good 20 mins. I just laughed and said "yes but you have still paid me so thanks for the dollars" and waited for him to end the show. The look of shock on his face was priceless, if you are rude to me make sure you can take it when I dish it back moron.

MistressX
08-30-2016, 07:38 PM
He was a regular too. Not ever been abusive. Weird

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Genoveve
08-30-2016, 07:43 PM
"Haha people will talk about anything if you pay them".

Like DUH no shit lol.

Glamourmilf
08-30-2016, 08:50 PM
"Face, Face, show me your face!!
Face! Face! Face! Pleeez!
Cmon. Face!!
" Stand up! Show Me Your body!.Pleeeez!
Now, cmon, Show body, .just one tit, and I'll go private.


Omg!
It was that kind of day on cam.
#GlamHasLoggedOut

Cutie101
08-30-2016, 10:56 PM
"Face, Face, show me your face!!
Face! Face! Face! Pleeez!
Cmon. Face!!
" Stand up! Show Me Your body!.Pleeeez!
Now, cmon, Show body, .just one tit, and I'll go private.


Omg!
It was that kind of day on cam.
#GlamHasLoggedOut


Exactly 8)
If I stand up and I don't show my face "Plsss show facee!!" or" Plsss turn around and show ass!"
If I am with the ass on cam "Plsss turn around let me see boobs!" "Plsss bend over!"
If I sit down and I show my face "Plssss stand up and turn around!"
:O:O:O:O

xoprincessremy
08-31-2016, 12:22 AM
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um okay??
I was so annoyed I just blocked instead of responding. clearly he has something against east coast girls. he couldn't stop going on and on about cali/san diego like it was heaven on earth.