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Sunnylexie
08-31-2016, 01:06 AM
People asking if I'm wearing any bottoms while I'm clearly wearing a top.


http://multbaby.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/wpid-x_da523599.jpg
MMM SEXY

Same with the guys who mention my hairy pits then ask if my pussy is shaved. Why'd anyone keep their armpit hair but shave the pubes? Makes no sense.

Glamourmilf
08-31-2016, 08:30 AM
Exactly 8)
If I stand up and I don't show my face "Plsss show facee!!" or" Plsss turn around and show ass!"
If I am with the ass on cam "Plsss turn around let me see boobs!" "Plsss bend over!"
If I sit down and I show my face "Plssss stand up and turn around!"
:O:O:O:O

It annoys me to my core.
The one guy who told me that if I'd show a tit he'd go prvt., Was a repeat customer.
Like, really dude?
I kicked him out.
Naturally he comes back bewildered as to why.
He ended up in prvt., But why, why do guys behave like this?
Oh, because some girls LET them. I'm not some girls. Or perhaps they get off on getting women to do what they tell them to do.
I'm NOT that girl. Not even close.

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-31-2016, 11:40 AM
Grey on Chaturbate after I told him to tip if he wanted me to dirty talk:
twista2012:if u only bagging for tips u wont make much
twista2012:thats why only 7 people are here bye golddigger

Ah, the well-known camming paradox: how when you ask for money you make none, but you do stuff for free and make bank. Been studied by Cambridge economics researchers for years to no avail. Complete mystery. :p

~Carmen~
09-01-2016, 01:36 PM
"Slow day"? I heard this twice today. Of course these guys don't tip or buy a show. So annoying!

Mare
09-02-2016, 07:28 AM
"Slow day"? I heard this twice today. Of course these guys don't tip or buy a show. So annoying!
I refuse to give these guys the satisfaction. They damn fucking well know it's slow as fuck. When they ask me I respond with" I'm doing fabulous. How are you." I just go where I want to go with the conversation. Same with the "what's up" retards. "What's up" is lingo for I'm not going to tip but if you live by me I'll kick it with you. Just no.
Most of the time I just ban the time wasters. Sometimes I will respond as above. I like to keep my room flowing in a positive direction. As in you positively have to spend money on me to get much of a reaction.

Glamourmilf
09-02-2016, 08:36 AM
I have this customer that has gotten on my last nerve.
He's been buying short shows ( 2 minutes), for a few years now. He buys a show at least once a week.
I've banned him before because of it. But after he apologizes, and promises to never do it again, and I unban him, it doesn't take long before he does it again.
I told him that from now on he must buy a block session. He agreed.
We'll see.
Why, oh why do guys need to make things so complicated?
He's such a pita too, because he's also one of those guys who hounds me to meet.
Ugh! Go away!
#GlamIsNotInTheMoodForYourShit

KlutzyCammer
09-02-2016, 06:11 PM
Free Chat Custie: what makes u cum bb?

Me: Clitoral stimulation??



Email Custie: hi, hope u read my message. i want a skype show but want to tell u what i want first. i like babestation and i want u to play with both tits as they bouncin and finger ur pussy but i want u to be on all4s facin me and holding ur phone up to ur ear talkin to me and bouncin like a babestation girl the hole skype show. can u do this plz bb? skype name is *********** xxxxxxxxxxx

Me: Yeah sure babe, I've been dying to put my part-human/part-octopus skills into action.

DonaDiabla
09-02-2016, 07:47 PM
These dickheads right here:

Have you seen cock before? (That is one of the most stupidest questions to ever ask an cam model ever)
Can I pay you in Danish Crowns instead of US Dollars per min?( 1 Danish Crown equal 0.15 cents)
Can I show you my cock via the email?
Can you give a Bosnian soldier a 5 min show for 10 dollars?:-*

Congrats on being blocked for stupidity.::)

DonaDiabla
09-02-2016, 08:02 PM
Also this special nutjob right here: After paying for a private.

Him: Hey little bitch, you need to do anal.
me: Well, hello to you too.
Him: There is a question of time where guys will make you wish for anal.
Me: o.o No anal.
Him: Fuck you, prissy cock tease, I hate bitches like you. You come on here with booty shorts and glitter. Then you have the fucking nerve to not give me anal. Fuck you, cheap looking cunt. Your makeup looks like something a street whore in a 1970s snuff porn would wear. You think that your pussy and ass is made of gold.Dumb bitches like you need to end up in snuff videos.
Me: LOL, you mad bro.
Him: FUCKING CUNT!
Me: LOL!
HIM: Fucking street whore!
ME: LOL!
Him: Give me Anal,bitch.
He left after cursing me out in private for 40 mins. He is blocked and I got paid. Today, is a good day. Some guys go nuts over anal :)

Sunnylexie
09-03-2016, 12:31 AM
Him: You like pleasure?

Me: 0. o

PixiieGirl
09-03-2016, 04:19 AM
Him: You like pleasure?

Me: 0. o
this has literally made me howl laughing omg ahahahahah

DonaDiabla
09-04-2016, 07:23 AM
This guy on extralunchmoney:

Hey bb, I love your skintone and facial features but that hair color must go. That Auburn color is just ugly on your pretty skin. I want to have you as my special kik girlfriend. But that hair color just sucks.

Me: Ummmm...it is not that red. It is my natural haircolor.

Him: I am just trying to help you out because that hair color is too red for your skintone.

He was block for being a dick. I guess everyone now is a fashion critic and Chestnut brown is not super red. :)

xoprincessremy
09-04-2016, 07:50 AM
Also this special nutjob right here: After paying for a private.

Him: Hey little bitch, you need to do anal.
me: Well, hello to you too.
Him: There is a question of time where guys will make you wish for anal.
Me: o.o No anal.
Him: Fuck you, prissy cock tease, I hate bitches like you. You come on here with booty shorts and glitter. Then you have the fucking nerve to not give me anal. Fuck you, cheap looking cunt. Your makeup looks like something a street whore in a 1970s snuff porn would wear. You think that your pussy and ass is made of gold.Dumb bitches like you need to end up in snuff videos.
Me: LOL, you mad bro.
Him: FUCKING CUNT!
Me: LOL!
HIM: Fucking street whore!
ME: LOL!
Him: Give me Anal,bitch.
He left after cursing me out in private for 40 mins. He is blocked and I got paid. Today, is a good day. Some guys go nuts over anal :)


this was during pvt? hahahha omg i love it

'booty shorts and glitter'.

'have the nerve to not give me anal.'

hahahah i am dyinggg

Marina Starr
09-04-2016, 03:41 PM
ElephantEye414 enters chat and tipped $2.

Part Time Hoe: thank you for the gold.

ElephantEye414: show me your ass.

Part Time Hoe: my ass is worth more than $2.

ElephantEye414: so rude

Part Time Hoe: high hopes, low tips will never get you ass.

***ElephantEye414 was blocked. In real life they'd buy you $5 flowers and expect to fuck you.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_mnix9uFPbd1qm0y0ho1_500_zps3f4f61a3.gif

CatBBW
09-04-2016, 04:33 PM
In freeview tonight...

che88: 3creds a min???
che88: must be good
*pause while others go in and out of the room*
che88: you c2c sexy?
ME: yes, in private
che88: dont know if i could afford you :-P
*kicked out*

DonaDiabla
09-04-2016, 05:08 PM
Yeah, I did not know why he wanted anal so bad :)



this was during pvt? hahahha omg i love it

'booty shorts and glitter'.

'have the nerve to not give me anal.'

hahahah i am dyinggg

MissCavalli
09-04-2016, 09:38 PM
This was just... WTF??


salman_98: Can i see your body

MissCavalli: All requests in free chat is 2 gold :-)

salman_98: Fuck you

LoraDoll
09-04-2016, 09:52 PM
Idiot in pvt:
- It was so nice when u put bananas in ur pussy!
- I never done that...
- Oh really? (weird silence for minutes)
- U like to sit on heavy objects?
- (me laughing) like what?
- (weird silence again)
- Bottle, for example.
- U think anyone like to do that?

Maybe he thinked about it, idk, but another 10 mins passed by and he left.
So disappointing. ::)

LoraDoll
09-05-2016, 06:37 PM
guest021 : bitch gold digger .

Marina Starr
09-05-2016, 07:07 PM
NO PRENUP, NO PRENUP, WE DON'T WANT NO PRENUP!
http://i68.tinypic.com/2ecn6v8.gif

guest021 : bitch gold digger .

Chellyinparadise
09-05-2016, 07:12 PM
Guy in free chat keeps asking same question over and over

What state you in, where do you live?
I ignore him he then takes me pvt and floods the pvt with the same question i tell him doesnt matter.. he persists and only asks that while im trying to do my show.. he stays few mins then leaves.. im like this..

CreativeName
09-05-2016, 07:51 PM
people that ask me what i do in pvt. CANT U FUCKING GOD DAMN READ I ASSUME U PASSED FIRST GRADE YES?

PPL THAT I TELL I DONT DO ANAL THEN GO PVT ASK ME TO FINGER ASS BCH PLS I FAKE IT >:( RAWR

now somebody tipped me 1 gold to see my ass. i am like "honey I am not showing my ass for 1 gold".
" i need my weed money"
I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GOD DAMN WEED MONEY TIP ME MOAR
*loser leaves*
BLOCKED

my ass is far too luxurious for 35 cents hmmph.

Chellyinparadise
09-07-2016, 08:54 PM
John: Wt about you?
I wt to see u?
I wt to fuck u baby ?

I dont know do you? maybe you should answer your own questions... haha

NovaSensei
09-08-2016, 01:11 AM
I really hate that on SM guys dont read your profile. I clearly state what I WONT do, yet theres always someone who asks for anal.
I had my first "I wish you were $1.99" guy today and I politely told him that he could find another model at that price point.
I also had my first "I'll pay you $1000 for 8hrs real time" guy.

annoying lol

audritwo
09-08-2016, 08:43 AM
Also this special nutjob right here: After paying for a private.

Him: Hey little bitch, you need to do anal.
me: Well, hello to you too.
Him: There is a question of time where guys will make you wish for anal.
Me: o.o No anal.
Him: Fuck you, prissy cock tease, I hate bitches like you. You come on here with booty shorts and glitter. Then you have the fucking nerve to not give me anal. Fuck you, cheap looking cunt. Your makeup looks like something a street whore in a 1970s snuff porn would wear. You think that your pussy and ass is made of gold.Dumb bitches like you need to end up in snuff videos.
Me: LOL, you mad bro.
Him: FUCKING CUNT!
Me: LOL!
HIM: Fucking street whore!
ME: LOL!
Him: Give me Anal,bitch.
He left after cursing me out in private for 40 mins. He is blocked and I got paid. Today, is a good day. Some guys go nuts over anal :)


Triggered.

evaeva
09-08-2016, 10:23 AM
dumbass: "pvt for 6tk/min bb?"
me: no thanks, my rate is 90tk a min
dumbass: "you probably don't make very much on here asking for that much for pvt"
me: *gets tipped a single tip of 500tk from some guy who just liked my boobs as I am about to reply* ok sorry you can't afford it!

SoloDesire
09-08-2016, 04:33 PM
Such sad, pathetic little boys we women have to deal with.


shyguy77: ive never seen ur ass but im tempted

shyguy77: maybe a quick glimpse?
then pvt

Me: You can tip here or go private. No freeviews.

shyguy77: u have my word

Me: Then pay up or leave.

shyguy77: damn i rreally wanted to go pvt

Me: No you didn't or you would have went already.

shyguy77: im serious

Me: I already know you have no intention of paying. I've been doing this too long.

shyguy77: i promise i have vaseline on my cock right

Me: Now you can leave or I'll gladly block you.

shyguy77: now

shyguy77: so i cant feel special before we go?

shyguy77 has been blocked.


http://i.giphy.com/3o6Zt3sfHlTvpxfA2Y.gif

Special enough for ya?

Marina Starr
09-08-2016, 05:04 PM
I'm surprised he didn't say 'I'm too shy to go private' LOL!

Such sad, pathetic little boys we women have to deal with.


shyguy77: ive never seen ur ass but im tempted

shyguy77: maybe a quick glimpse?
then pvt

Me: You can tip here or go private. No freeviews.

shyguy77: u have my word

Me: Then pay up or leave.

shyguy77: damn i rreally wanted to go pvt

Me: No you didn't or you would have went already.

shyguy77: im serious

Me: I already know you have no intention of paying. I've been doing this too long.

shyguy77: i promise i have vaseline on my cock right

Me: Now you can leave or I'll gladly block you.

shyguy77: now

shyguy77: so i cant feel special before we go?

shyguy77 has been blocked.


http://i.giphy.com/3o6Zt3sfHlTvpxfA2Y.gif

Special enough for ya?

anonymous camgirl
09-08-2016, 05:25 PM
Oh I banned that guy 2 years ago!.. 07/17/2014!... I guess he has been at it for a long time!



I finally nailed Ron Burgundy too! Got him on the 19th of this month! Feels so good!!

heyho
09-08-2016, 08:42 PM
I got someone reeaal special the other day. He went into pvt, turned on cam immediately, then left before (edit: ahem) 60secs so he wouldn't get charged. I called him out in freechat because he was still there, and he typed, "Just wanted to kno if you liked what you saw before we play? I want you to be really turned on and cum for real."

I took a chance and said yeah hot bod come on, let's go play. He went into pvt again, and again turned his cam on. And AGAIN left before 60secs and went back to sit in freechat. I ban-hammered that mofo instantly. Today I saw this in my mailbox:

45922

I want to unban him just so I can full-throated UGLY LAUGH in his broke ass face. I would be downright ashamed to date a delusional lying asshole who would waste peoples time and still be conceited enough to think he could score a date with said people.

Fucking Jesus.

BiscuitT
09-08-2016, 09:33 PM
"Spit face bb" me be like "what?" while trying to smile sexy and keep doing my thing. I was trying to understand how could I be able to spit myself on the face then he goes "open face bb". I tried not to laugh really hard and got closer to the cam, he was happy anyway :P

DahliaDream
09-09-2016, 06:23 AM
I appreciate all of my tips and reward each tip, even if it's just the 1, but I do sometimes get someone on CB who tips 1 token and adds a request to it and get super offended when I tell them that X costs this much if they read my tip menu... (I charge for custom requests) and leave my room in a huff, telling me that they're going to report me for scamming them of their 1 token... or something like that, usually they're nice about it though, just a few bad eggs. x)

Tigrillo
09-09-2016, 01:33 PM
lackwit: bend over
me: you can tip 5 gold or bend over yourself mr.
lackwit: you gotta show me something
me: sure, here. the door! *kick*

(after the text asking them to fave me if they like what they see)
arsehat: hi wanna see u breast first
me: sure babe send 5 gold please ;-)
arsehat: u full or small
me: full or small what?
arsehat: looks small
arsehat has been blocked.

I'm in no mood today.

evaeva
09-09-2016, 01:50 PM
I appreciate all of my tips and reward each tip, even if it's just the 1, but I do sometimes get someone on CB who tips 1 token and adds a request to it and get super offended when I tell them that X costs this much if they read my tip menu... (I charge for custom requests) and leave my room in a huff, telling me that they're going to report me for scamming them of their 1 token... or something like that, usually they're nice about it though, just a few bad eggs. x)

i know, i had some gem the other day where a dude tipped 3 tokens as i was doing a dildo BJ and is like 'put it in your ass' ummmm
just to use a buttplug is like 100 tokens on my tip menu so wtf are you thinking

Anna_X
09-09-2016, 03:49 PM
I freaking love this thread (I've been lurking too long, need to get involved), once I get back into a regular camming pattern I'm sure I'll have some gems to share.

The ones which slayed me back in my super early days were 'open clit bb' and 'fuc clit bb' - some guys really need Sex Ed :/

AnotherLily
09-09-2016, 03:52 PM
idiot= Show tits for 1 gold?

highly annoyed me= C2C in pvt and you put your dick in a food processor?

highly annoyed me blocks idiot before they can respond.

DonaDiabla
09-09-2016, 04:10 PM
This was in my tumblr's inbox. This is gross and stupid but so funny.

Hey bb, I have a question for you? If I bite a girl's nipple, do you think that chocolate milk will come out?

LMAO! Blocked for being either a depraved troll or a moron who does not know how to get chocolate milk :)

Sunnylexie
09-10-2016, 12:27 AM
I once told a reg only use small toys for anal. Now every time we have a show he asks me how my ass stretching is coming along. FFS, what I told you was "I don't put anything big up my ass", period - not a a slightest implication I wished for it.

Reminds me of the guys convinced all girls with small boobs are dreaming of getting implants, and the ones with big boobs are dreaming of getting the largest implants their spine could support.

CocoaBunni
09-10-2016, 01:22 AM
"10 for ass ==== who are u beyonce'"

Yes, cause Beyonce would want $10 to show her ass. smh cheap ass.

Procrasturbator
09-10-2016, 01:23 AM
[9/9/2016 11:26:31 PM] Him: what's your rate for 5min baby?
[9/9/2016 11:26:38 PM] Me: 5 min quickies are $20
[9/9/2016 11:26:47 PM] Him: oh too expensive, sorry
[9/9/2016 11:27:06 PM] Me: Ok, I can only keep active clients on my list but feel free to add me in the future if you change your mind :)
[9/9/2016 11:27:25 PM] Him: sure, but if you could put the price down to $5.. I would do it

5 min for $5 might be a new lowball record for me.

anonymous camgirl
09-10-2016, 03:41 AM
no they go lower!.. on cam4 they want skype shows for $5 for 10 minutes!.. 50 cents a minute.. they are out of their mind!.. I really hate Cam4... I only like it because everytime I get $50 I can ask for a check!


[9/9/2016 11:26:31 PM] Him: what's your rate for 5min baby?
[9/9/2016 11:26:38 PM] Me: 5 min quickies are $20
[9/9/2016 11:26:47 PM] Him: oh too expensive, sorry
[9/9/2016 11:27:06 PM] Me: Ok, I can only keep active clients on my list but feel free to add me in the future if you change your mind :)
[9/9/2016 11:27:25 PM] Him: sure, but if you could put the price down to $5.. I would do it

5 min for $5 might be a new lowball record for me.

Teddy_Bear
09-10-2016, 05:38 AM
45938

Methinks he chose the wrong outlet for his anger. Don't come to a porn site to preach you just end up looking like a fool.

Oh and I voted in not that you stuck around to hear that you moron, left too quick to ban him but I will get him next time he decides to darken my room again.

Sunnylexie
09-10-2016, 06:16 AM
45938

Methinks he chose the wrong outlet for his anger. Don't come to a porn site to preach you just end up looking like a fool.

Oh and I voted in not that you stuck around to hear that you moron, left too quick to ban him but I will get him next time he decides to darken my room again.

I'm Russian so get politically disturbed idiots like him all the time. What I usually do is take my phone and say OK let me call the President and tell him to reconsider his decision on the subject because Mr. Assnugget Dingleberry disagrees with it.

Teddy_Bear
09-10-2016, 06:21 AM
I'm Russian so get politically disturbed idiots like him all the time. What I usually do is take my phone and say OK let me call the President and tell him to reconsider his decision on the subject because Mr. Assnugget Dingleberry disagrees with it.

I love it, may steal that one. I wasn't annoyed or offended just perplexed he would say that while I was sitting there with my tits out (tipped for of course) talking about nothing in particular and certainly nothing inflammatory.

Sunnylexie
09-10-2016, 09:47 AM
Illiterate Cheapass: Hey, will you do "this" and "that" for me in pvt?
Me: I'll do "this" in pvt, but "that" you have to go exclusive.
Illiterate Cheapass: Oh but I want you to do as much "that" as possible!
Me: Ok, exclusive it is.
Illiterate Cheapass: I enter pvt now, will it be ok?

Chellyinparadise
09-10-2016, 03:44 PM
Him: why no penetration
me: its that time of month
him: what? you cant stop it just for me for a show?
me: i wish i had that power but no it doesnt work that way
him: when will it be over
me: i have no clue wish i knew
him: cant you just stop it this one time..
me: rolls eyes.
It felt like this explaining how it is.. lol

AnotherLily
09-10-2016, 05:12 PM
Him: why no penetration
me: its that time of month
him: what? you cant stop it just for me for a show?
me: i wish i had that power but no it doesnt work that way
him: when will it be over
me: i have no clue wish i knew
him: cant you just stop it this one time..
me: rolls eyes.
It felt like this explaining how it is.. lol

I'm on a birth control where spotting for a MONTH is not outside the realm of possibility! One of those arm implants. =/

innocentindian
09-10-2016, 11:18 PM
Idiot - Please show your body
Me - Requests are 5 Gold
Idiot - No
Idiot - 1 Gold
Idiot - I pay 1 gold
Idiot - You show your body?
Me - Auto response of what I offer in my show
Idiot - No
Idiot - Show your full body
Me - Sure, for 5 gold or we can go pvt!
Idiot - ok
Idiot - I pay 2 gold
Idiot - you agree?
Idiot - no 5 gold
Idiot - please I pay 3 Gold
Idiot - that's +1
Me - Another auto response of what I offer in my show
Idiot - wow
Idiot - ok
Idiot - I give you 4 gold
Me - It's 10 gold now for annoying me

LoraDoll
09-11-2016, 08:11 AM
Regular in pvt: he says to imagine, as he is here, and do "things for me"
And I asked, that he want me to imagine that? - with some "sarcasm" ofc.
He says: "yess, if u feel like"

And i was just Jesus christ. I do this shit - at least, let me think what I want maybe?
I dont know, this is just stupid and weird. :D


Also, putting down clothes, and grabbing toy, and he able to ask "If i m comfortable"
...Sure, why wouldn't I?...

https://media.giphy.com/media/frdn0r0hUXDTa/giphy.gif

Chellyinparadise
09-11-2016, 10:11 AM
I'm on a birth control where spotting for a MONTH is not outside the realm of possibility! One of those arm implants. =/

Sorry to hear that happens. Hope it doesnt do that often for you.