View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Sunnylexie
09-12-2016, 02:54 AM
Me: Hi, how are you?
Mr. Braindead: Show me your boobs, then we can chat
Me: I'll gladly show you for 5 Gold.
Mr. Braindead: What about a toy show?
Upd: Just had a guy run run out of money in pvt (AFTER he saw what he wanted, mind it!) and then come back to bitch about me having suckered him.
I'm feeling like banning everyone on entering unless they've had a show with me would be the best tactics.
Sunnylexie
09-13-2016, 08:06 AM
Not exactly something I've heard, but it's my 1000-th banniversary today lol.
Tigrillo
09-13-2016, 11:39 AM
Not exactly something I've heard, but it's my 1000-th banniversary today lol.
my life quality and perceived happiness on cam have been soooo much better since I have a ban goal like Marina suggested. :) endorphins every time I click Ban!
Marina Starr
09-13-2016, 12:20 PM
YES to ban goal!
http://i65.tinypic.com/r0t3di.gif
my life quality and perceived happiness on cam have been soooo much better since I have a ban goal like Marina suggested. :) endorphins every time I click Ban!
SexxiLexxi
09-13-2016, 01:38 PM
This. Yesterday. Not even 5 minutes into camming..... :/
member: U Skype?
me: I have a skype, yes. I use it to communicate with model friends :)
member: PayPal?
me: Paypal doesn't approve of adult related payments so no
member: Ok. Well I wanted to send u a lil somfin but hate givinh half my $ to mfc
me: I appreciate the thought...but that is what buying tokens & tipping is for
member leaves
evaeva
09-13-2016, 01:54 PM
*idiot repeatedly asks for PM without tipping the amount for it, finally tips*
me: hi
him: you poop in pvt
me: no and its against the tos
him: no its not
him: why wont u do it
him: i will take you pvt for 30mins for 6 tokens a min if you poop for me
me: WOW you'll pay me NINE WHOLE DOLLARS to spend half an hour in private with you and i get to poop on camera too? wow you're a dream come true
him: ok lower your rates and we will go pvt
me: ok sure! *bans*
SexxiLexxi
09-13-2016, 02:15 PM
*idiot repeatedly asks for PM without tipping the amount for it, finally tips*
me: hi
him: you poop in pvt
me: no and its against the tos
him: no its not
him: why wont u do it
him: i will take you pvt for 30mins for 6 tokens a min if you poop for me
me: WOW you'll pay me NINE WHOLE DOLLARS to spend half an hour in private with you and i get to poop on camera too? wow you're a dream come true
him: ok lower your rates and we will go pvt
me: ok sure! *bans*
LMAOOOO Your response to that douchebag just made my day...well, and spit out my drink a little hehehe
LoraDoll
09-13-2016, 03:24 PM
drakedragon1 : want to use a dildo for me in pvt?
** yess, I would like to break your face with it, egoist pathetic loser**
mah0006: hi bb
mah0006: you are
mah0006: rally
mah0006: realle
mah0006: :D
(funny guy on the board ohohooo!)
mah0006: i want pvt
mah0006: with you
A*** than go on.
mah0006: but i have 2 question:
mah0006: 1.dildo?
A*** No... I think u want me to be brain dead. bye. Bann.
I bet, second question would be: If i show ass or whatever to him for free. Get lost.
JustCallMeBree
09-13-2016, 03:35 PM
Random Asshat Whos never entered my room before:
"Lower your rates *igger"
Me: ( Fake cries) OMG you said the one word that will immediately make me lower my rates and bend to your comand by calling me a massively derogatory term. Let me get right on that!
*Screenshots him, blocks him and copy his text into my free chat since the racist bastard is invisible so my room full of confused regulars can make it rain on me for dealing with that fuckery*
I like the invisible feature for my shy Femdom guys but it's bring out the psychos in droves too.
LoraDoll
09-13-2016, 03:36 PM
Loser next one!
aorozco24: Wow your fucking hot
aorozco24: Im thinking about doing private
A***: than keep thinking! :)
aorozco24: can i see your body
ahahha Bann.
kanineh123: can i be your dog wof wof
kanineh123: i wanr to see under your feet
kanineh123: can i see it
A*** the door? Sure anytime! Bann.
This is free chat on Jasmin. Original. :D And never gets better, just worse. lol
BustyVixen
09-14-2016, 06:22 AM
Guy in free chat keeps asking same question over and over
What state you in, where do you live?
I ignore him he then takes me pvt and floods the pvt with the same question i tell him doesnt matter.. he persists and only asks that while im trying to do my show.. he stays few mins then leaves.. im like this..
When they ask what state I live in, I tell them the state of denial. And where do you live? On your computer screen. Lol
livroyale
09-14-2016, 09:33 AM
45965
Whatever, bitch.
Semyonovna
09-14-2016, 09:35 AM
I made a deal with this guy to make him 7min show, which I usually don't do. At 7:40 I told him time is up and he went mental "come back to see me cum, I'm so good to you, why you have to be this way.. blablabla... 20 seconds more doesn't mean anything to you". Yes, it means. bye bye
evaeva
09-14-2016, 10:06 AM
Ugh this fucking douche keeps coming into my room with a different username each time, ask if we can do a pvt show and then send the same email I've gotten like 4 times before asking for a 10 min show for $10 saying he can't do tokens (well then why should I believe you can pay me at all then??). The first time I told him I could do a 10min show for $30 and he was like ok this is what I want you to do and proceeded to list a bunch of objects he wanted me to fuck myself with (spatula, high heel, etc). When I told him I was not interested he kept emailing to pester me so I stopped replying but he keeps fucking popping in my room and I have to ban him each time since he makes new accounts. Ugh. Fuck off.
Holly_xoxo
09-14-2016, 02:14 PM
Loser: I'm good babe
Nice boobs to
Can I ask you something babe:-)
I see:-)
:-)
Ok
Babe I'm about to come so bad can you help me babe just a quick view of your tits please
Loser is blocked. I imagine he'll be blocked by quite a few women today.
LoraDoll
09-15-2016, 03:28 AM
There s an idiot, whom I'm banning ... 10 times a day minimum. Usually without a word.
Now, i explained, when he returned, I dont want him in my free chat, to sit here like a weirdo all day long, never pay a cent, but talk shit all the time. So would be nice if he could choose another "poor" modell and stalk somewhere else finally. I tought I made myself clear. And banned him again. (It goes like this a year ago I think)
2 mins later. (The first idiot who talking)
darkem111: Who is stalking who A***?
darkem111: I think you are stalking me
andreass861 : how mutch for pvt bb?
wn19912009 : hey
wn19912009 : hi
wn19912009 : hello do you want to chat?
I m wondering now I should call the police or something. he is menthally fucking sick for sure. The most pathetic asshole I ve ever seen.
CandiceS
09-15-2016, 05:20 AM
Me: Hi, how are you?
Mr. Braindead: Show me your boobs, then we can chat
Me: I'll gladly show you for 5 Gold.
Mr. Braindead: What about a toy show?
Upd: Just had a guy run run out of money in pvt (AFTER he saw what he wanted, mind it!) and then come back to bitch about me having suckered him.
I'm feeling like banning everyone on entering unless they've had a show with me would be the best tactics.
I gotta say I admire you for being patient enough to even offering show him whatever after what he said at first. I would ban this type of rude and demanding shit with no mercy.
CandiceS
09-15-2016, 05:59 AM
Then i get another pvt and the guys turns on his cam and hes stroking his dick with one hand and the other hes doing the motion like hes playing a piano something like this.. haha.. i guess its shocker night for me kind of worried what else ill see...
then get this one.. like im falling for this haha.
mago10 (invisible): if you take bra off. show tits. and cancel goldshow. i will take you to exclusiv pvt for 25 minutes
Girl, you just made my morning HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm seriously having a laugh attack here
Bridgetxo
09-15-2016, 11:55 PM
MFC people have really been bugging me lately. There has been one person I've seen in my room constantly. He never talks, never tips, but he DOES have tokens. I finally banned him because I was sick of his freeloading ass. Motherfucker sends me an mfc mail asking "did I do something to get banned?" You didn't do ANYTHING! That's why I banned you. Constant lurking freeloaders annoy the fuck out of me. The least you can do is chat with me, not just hang around waiting for a free show. I'm just glad MFC now has the "ban forever" option. Feels good.
Holly_xoxo
09-17-2016, 09:08 AM
smith99: HWWEY JUST LOOKUING FOR MODELS GET MY PAY NEXT WEEEK
HATEW GETTING PAYED FORNIGHTLY\
YOU GOT A BIG ASS
IF SOO ILL ASCDD U TO MY FAVS
2 SECS
BOOTY
ILL BE\ HERE NEXRT WEEK
OK
Ah, the illiteracy is strong with this one.
heyho
09-17-2016, 10:21 PM
Wow is this a re run
Snore
Because you said the same things last time someone asked what is your fave position
Try a bit harder plz
Your an entertainer not a broken record
>________________>
Motherfucker do you know how many times a day I get asked the same damn question? My favourite position is my favourite position, it's not gonna CHANGE every 10mins for your entertainment.
Farore
09-18-2016, 10:24 AM
Some asshate came in last night wanting me to pierce my nipples for 500 tks. When I pointed out they were already pierced, he switched to asking me to pierce my belly button, upped it to 1000 tks paid AFTER doing it. When I kept telling him that's not the way it works, said 2000 tks after. Yeah, sure, let me stick a needle through my skin on cam, which I'm pretty sure CB wouldn't allow, for you to laugh and then leave immediately after because you're a cheap fuck without any actual tokens.
LizzyMe
09-19-2016, 06:06 PM
Him: Hi hon, whatcha doing? How would you like to go out to see a movie?
Me: Ermm, hon you are on the Internet, We can have fun right here!
Him: So no going to a movie and dinner?
Me: How about that money you want to spend on a movie and dinner, you can use it to spend time with me right now in private.
Him: Your rates are too high.
Me: I'm too expensive for you? I can just imagine what a good date is for you! I guess a cheap movie rental and McDonalds is your vision of a great date!
Him: Yep, your right
SoloDesire
09-19-2016, 07:42 PM
Him: Hi hon, whatcha doing? How would you like to go out to see a movie?
Me: Ermm, hon you are on the Internet, We can have fun right here!
Him: So no going to a movie and dinner?
Me: How about that money you want to spend on a movie and dinner, you use to spend time with me right now in private.
Him: Your rates are too high.
Me: I'm too expensive for you? I can just imagine what a good date is for you! I guess a cheap movie rental and McDonalds is your vision of a great date!
Him: Yep, your right
And that's why he's on a cam site looking for company. Effing losers.
SoloDesire
09-20-2016, 07:06 AM
Here's a gem.
hoopking2006: do u do gold shows?
Me: Never. I do private and exclusive shows only.
hoopking2006: i am a broke ass neega that can not afford private and exclusive
Me: Lol okay
hoopking2006: so i need the girls that show love to broke neegas and do cheap gold shows lol
thats not you?
hoopking2006: Then go find one of those girls.
hoopking2006 has logged off (reason: user left)
http://i.giphy.com/ef0ZKzcEPOBhK.gif
Just another reason I don't do Gold Shows...not catering to broke ass losers like this.
Teddy_Bear
09-20-2016, 07:53 AM
This...
Idiot: you are pretty, but greedy
Idiot:10 dollars a minute?
Idiot: really now?
No response from me as I hover over the block button, when suddenly...
White Knight: lol hotguy, it's funny you think anyone gives a fuck what you think
I love it when other guys in the room call dickheads out even if they don't spend either at least they have the common sense not to moan about rates and shut the fuck up to enjoy my free entertainment!
Farore
09-20-2016, 11:15 AM
Dudes that come in to tell me they don't like my tattoos. That's good. Go into the room of someone without tats, then. There is no way in hell you looked at the cam preview and saw no tattoos. Chest, back, thighs, hips, arms, even a foot. They're everywhere.
Guys who cam who try to get me to sleep with them. "We can go off cam at first." And couples who do the same. I don't fuck strangers, on or off cam. Don't try pretending this is a business opportunity when you just want to get laid.
evaeva
09-20-2016, 11:45 AM
When couples are in my room watching my boyfriend and I and tell us we should watch their cam or send us unsolicited photos, maybe assuming it's a big turn on for us but it's not. I guess a lot of people assume since we are on a camming site we are swingers or just more adventurous than we actually are but honestly the sex life we have on cam is so different to how we are in real life and neither of us even watch porn or other couples camming because it's just feels like watching someone work now that we have experienced how it feels to be the ones on camera.
CandiceS
09-20-2016, 11:57 AM
(I show my face on camera and my topic says in capital letters "I don't use audio")
Dude gets into my room:
"hi, do you show your face and use audio?"
No bro, you're seeing Batman here. Not me
Stupid dumb-ass
DonaDiabla
09-20-2016, 04:53 PM
In my Niteflirt email:
Stupid Boy:I'm not a weirdo living in my parents' basement nor I am a fat slob. Why do I have to pay for you to dominate me? I am hot, middle class, and full of cum.
Cheapo: Can you make your goodies 1.00 and up. Because I can not pay 25.00 dollars for one of them.
::) Blocked for cheapness and stupidity.
CandiceS
09-20-2016, 05:05 PM
In my Niteflirt email:
Stupid Boy:I'm not a weirdo living in my parents' basement nor I am a fat slob. Why do I have to pay for you to dominate me? I am hot, middle class, and full of cum.
Cheapo: Can you make your goodies 1.00 and up. Because I can not pay 25.00 dollars for one of them.
::) Blocked for cheapness and stupidity.
Honestly, I am starting to think I will go to the Chanel Store in a very near future and ask if they can make their bags for 50!bucks cause "I can not pay 3K for one of them" who knows...It might work. LOL
Diamond Dust
09-20-2016, 08:58 PM
In this case, it's stupid shit I've SAID on cam:
drew2077: hello
Me: Hi Jew! Wait...Jew!? I meant Drew! Sorry! *bursts into embarrassed laughter*
Pasquale16 (invisible): LMAO JEW
rofl
And he left. He probably thought I was Hitler and got scared away. I seriously didn't mean to say that.
heyho
09-20-2016, 09:27 PM
In this case, it's stupid shit I've SAID on cam:
drew2077: hello
Me: Hi Jew! Wait...Jew!? I meant Drew! Sorry! *bursts into embarrassed laughter*
Pasquale16 (invisible): LMAO JEW
rofl
And he left. He probably thought I was Hitler and got scared away. I seriously didn't mean to say that.
I mess up names all the time too. I've called badrock "badcock", ashleys_ass_bitch "assley", and dudfucker "dadfucker". They always leave.
LoraDoll
09-22-2016, 10:55 AM
The worm.
baian555: hey love
baian555: u do anal in pvt ?
baian555: anal ?
baian555: yes or no ??
A***: pics and willings on bio. tnx for take a look. :)
baian555: i dont wanna read ur shitty bio
baian555: u answer me
A***: than i d on t want ur shitty pvt.
baian555: u are a disgrace to livejasmin models ,, u really are
baian555: fuck off
A***: It s my room.
A***: so if u wanna show off that u re a serious asshole
A***: bravo
A***: go to another room, maybe someone ll be interested.
A***: bye
CandiceS
09-22-2016, 11:08 AM
The worm.
baian555: hey love
baian555: u do anal in pvt ?
baian555: anal ?
baian555: yes or no ??
A***: pics and willings on bio. tnx for take a look. :)
baian555: i dont wanna read ur shitty bio
baian555: u answer me
A***: than i d on t want ur shitty pvt.
baian555: u are a disgrace to livejasmin models ,, u really are
baian555: fuck off
A***: It s my room.
A***: so if u wanna show off that u re a serious asshole
A***: bravo
A***: go to another room, maybe someone ll be interested.
A***: bye
I can't tell how much I LOVE being a dick with guys like this.
I really feel powerful when I can just tell those little cunts to GTFO, little bitch! LOL
LoraDoll
09-22-2016, 11:15 AM
^ I don t like to be an asshole to anyone, honestly... I dont like to deal with this kinda shit at all.
These people come here, talking to WOMEN like this.... I just don t get it. Being a piece of crap is good for them? No more question than.
I think, he need medicine , not really a women, or a show.
Btw , it s still pretty dead here, so I would jump on this request like crazy. But no thnx.
CandiceS
09-22-2016, 11:28 AM
^ I don t like to be an asshole to anyone, honestly... I dont like to deal with this kinda shit at all.
These people come here, talking to WOMEN like this.... I just don t get it. Being a piece of crap is good for them? No more question than.
I think, he need medicine , not really a women, or a show.
Btw , it s still pretty dead here, so I would jump on this request like crazy. But no thnx.
But that's exactly why.
I love putting people at their right places when they are assholes. Like, go mess around with someone else.
Unfortunately on my website lots of girls accept being treated like crap for money. Sad really
So I really do love when those cunts come to my room demanding shit and expecting me to take it easy.
Cause no bitch, I ain't taking it easy.
And truth is: Men just act like that until they find someone who is worse.
Nice to meet you, that's me. Lol
LoraDoll
09-22-2016, 11:32 AM
"Unfortunately on my website lots of girls accept being treated like crap for money. Sad really"
seems like, it s a part of the job in these days... who know where it ll go.
I m similar like u: try not accept these kind of people - usually not even in pv's. But doing like this, really make it dead now. So what now, should I think I m a bad performer, coz I dont get pv's with guys like that - and, there is no one better? That s just sick.
CandiceS
09-22-2016, 11:38 AM
"Unfortunately on my website lots of girls accept being treated like crap for money. Sad really"
seems like, it s a part of the job in these days... who know where it ll go.
I m similar like u: try not accept these kind of people - usually not even in pv's. But doing like this, really make it dead now. So what now, should I think I m a bad performer, coz I dont get pv's with guys like that - and, there is no one better? That s just sick.
I feel like the quality of the customers of my website dropped big time lately. Scary
LoraDoll
09-22-2016, 11:38 AM
reichstag : may we see more of you?
A***: sure in pvt.
Dirty1337: Can u show ass babe?
guest052 : hi please legs
guest052 : please show
guest052 : :-):-) :-)
A***: no, it s not work like , u open ur browser and demand for women
Al***: and they ll work for u , for free. Imagine that!
A***: with ur requests, u can go to pvt
A***: if u dont, u re nothing but a disresperctful piece of rubbish
No worries, i explain!
And right after:
fredman493: hey why you looking so bored?
Well, the fuck knows why, really. :D
LoraDoll
09-22-2016, 11:58 AM
The freeloader!
parisal: hellooo
A***: hi. :)
parisal: what are you wearing beautiful girl?
A***: something.
parisal: i cant see you
(I show face and upper body in free chat)
A***: and it s good like that. ;)
Lol, whatever. :D
SexxiLexxi
09-22-2016, 06:09 PM
46033
Stupidity at it's finest! He got butthurt because I said "Are you fucking kidding me dumbass? Paypal doesnt even allow adult content! Wtf is wrong with you. Get the fuck outta here" lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo}:D}:D}:D}:D
CandiceS
09-22-2016, 06:55 PM
When you have that kinda of guy who ALWAYS get into your room with shitloads of credits but yet, not only doesn't spend a fucking dime but doesn't even say anything. Just gets a free peek all the time and you finally block him. LOL! Feels fucking good!
CatBBW
09-23-2016, 11:50 AM
In private just now on AW ...
"how much would i need to tip to see you really pack your nasty cunt with fish? would tip more for fresh or raw."
So I uhmmed and ahhed and speculated on how much I could fit in there, and how much I love salmon so I do often have that in....until he asked "do you have fish now". Well, of course I don't. He left. I banked a lil bit of pocket money ;D
CandiceS
09-23-2016, 01:03 PM
...And more. (In free chat) "where are u from?" - "Are you married?" - "stand up and I will tip you" - "show me that ass bb" - "you're the most pretty girl in the world, seriously"
46043
CatBBW
09-23-2016, 04:36 PM
in free on AW:
davesotonh enters the room
davesotonh: whats the quickest thing you do to make me cum
CatBBW: Laugh.
davesotonh leaves the room
DonaDiabla
09-24-2016, 07:07 PM
Polish guy:hello lady here is a very small and tiny penis.
me: Lol :)
Polishguy leaves the room.
~Carmen~
09-25-2016, 07:46 AM
"If I'm shell out 4.99 minute.. you better be dressed to impress"
Block!!!
Stevie710
09-25-2016, 08:35 AM
This one really isn't as annoying as it is funny:
46051
AnotherLily
09-25-2016, 10:12 AM
*Awesome regular tips me 10 gold just because*
* I smile and look directly into my cam and say thanks and blow him a kiss*
Brokefuckboi: That's it? That's all he gets? A kiss
I then explain to Brokefuckboi how some men like to tip me just to see me smile.
me: " Why it is those that give the least or nothing at all expect the most?
Brokefuckboi: cuz we're broke.
Brokefuckboi then leaves and hops in and out of my room the rest of my shift, but I caught his ass and Brokefuckboi is blocked.
This rash, no- this disease of freeloading as mutated into not wanting to pay for something, but now expecting other men to do it.
Disgusting.