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Semyonovna
09-25-2016, 10:29 AM
breast size?
when i'm not wearing bra, u blind imbecile?

Sunnylexie
09-26-2016, 12:58 AM
There's a new freeloading trend on Streamate:

The model: Hello, how are you?
The entitled idiot: blabla
The model: What are you in the mood for today?
The entitled idiot: Show your %whatever% so we can go on.

Like we're so deprived of communication we'd gladly do whatever they ask to keep their boring asses chatting to us.

Mare
09-26-2016, 07:24 AM
This rash, no- this disease of freeloading as mutated into not wanting to pay for something, but now expecting other men to do it.
Disgusting.
Brought to you by token sites esp MFC and -0- gold shows. Best ideas ever. NOT.

innocentindian
09-27-2016, 02:25 PM
I used to only log into Skype when I was available to cam, so my status would always either be AVAILABLE or OFFLINE.

So a few days ago, I decided to install Skype on my phone and set my status to BUSY, so I could still receive messages and reply to guys who would want to make a booking for a skype show later in the day, when I get home in the evening.

Today I was set to BUSY, and I wrote this as an automessage - [Available icon] = Skype shows, [Busy icon] = Book a show for later!

And I've gotten two of these morons today already:

46067

46068

NO, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR DICK IF YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME.
NO, I WILL NOT DROP EVERYTHING AND START FUCKING MYSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE HORNY RIGHT NOW.

StellaPurr
09-28-2016, 03:47 AM
Guys who give me shit for not being shaved when my profile clearly says I'm hairy! Your broke ass tiny dick would get lost in my luscious bush so get bent :/

Violethollywood
09-28-2016, 08:01 AM
just had a loser seriously ask me to make one of my videos free for him. TF ? then he goes can you make it half off? MAN. FUCK YOU. You broke fuck head. NO .

Magical_Hoohah
09-28-2016, 09:46 AM
I used to only log into Skype when I was available to cam, so my status would always either be AVAILABLE or OFFLINE.

So a few days ago, I decided to install Skype on my phone and set my status to BUSY, so I could still receive messages and reply to guys who would want to make a booking for a skype show later in the day, when I get home in the evening.

Today I was set to BUSY, and I wrote this as an automessage - [Available icon] = Skype shows, [Busy icon] = Book a show for later!

And I've gotten two of these morons today already:

46067

46068

NO, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR DICK IF YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME.
NO, I WILL NOT DROP EVERYTHING AND START FUCKING MYSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE HORNY RIGHT NOW.
This is my biggest pet peeve with indy camming, and I think it's pretty much unavoidable. When I'm not online, I put my status message as "NOT ONLINE!!" change my status to offline, and sometimes even log out of Skype completely. None of that stops idiots on my contact list (who can therefore see my status and status message) from sending demanding messages about wanting to see me sometime in the next hour. Even some of my regs will send messages about "I'm so hard right now, babe. Are you going to be online soon?" Um... why do they think that their message is getting through when I've done everything possible to tell them that I'm not there? I can only imagine the fuckery that would happen if I listed myself as "busy," considering that somehow they think "offline" = "if you send me a message, I'll totally see it and jump online in 10 minutes and get you off." I guess we're used to people being connected to all their messengers 24/7 via phone, but is it really so odd that someone would leave her work stuff in her work space and not want to carry it with her at all times?

Genoveve
09-28-2016, 03:08 PM
Cheapass: Hi. I want to be your sissy bitch. I'm wearing pink panties and I have an 8 inch dildo. I also have a tiny cock. I would love to lick every drop of my cum up for you too. Please instruct me Mistress.
Me: Go exclusive.
Cheapass immediately takes off.

Like wtf was he expecting? To give him instructions for free??

Violethollywood
09-28-2016, 07:36 PM
cheap ass redneck mf : Is there anyway you can g o down on your prvt price ? i really want to see you live. I only have XXX credits that's only 2 minutes.

me: NOT MY PROBLEM .

Cheap ass: can you call me ? i don't have money.

TF ARE THESE IDIOTS SERIOUS ? Why the fuck would any camgirl/pso talk to you for FREE . I don't give two fucks if you think im hot and are jacking off . give me your money asshole. RAWR. sorry but this shit is just baffling.

Sunnylexie
09-29-2016, 10:28 AM
Weirdo in free chat: make your voice like (Oooo fuck baby fuck!)
Me: lol what?
Weirdo: cm on do it
Me: do what?
Weirdo: make voice like (Oooo fuck baby fuck!)

Marina Starr
09-29-2016, 11:29 AM
There are some real Hairy Queens on Streamate. I wish I was hairy like that. Hairy legs, hairy pits, hairy pussy, all over! #fullbush

Guys who give me shit for not being shaved when my profile clearly says I'm hairy! Your broke ass tiny dick would get lost in my luscious bush so get bent :/

Glamourmilf
09-29-2016, 09:59 PM
While in a private spreading my pussy lips for a reg, a new guy pops in and shouts, "PEE, BB, PEE."
LOL! Um, no.#Ignore

Sunnylexie
09-30-2016, 06:30 AM
C-C-C-COMBO!

46105

But wait, there's more. After I screencapped this, he asked me for a $1/minute pvt.

livroyale
09-30-2016, 09:32 AM
46106

HAHAHAHAHA
How fucking precious.

Genoveve
10-01-2016, 05:32 PM
Bb pull that top off and I'll go exclusive and tip

Yes because with your demands for freebies I have absolute faith in your promised future generosity.

LoraDoll
10-01-2016, 08:29 PM
If you would do "xy" in free chat, u could have more customers - in free chat -
He think if he try to make me feel that i dont earn enough, he ll get something for free.
Thnx, i dont need advices from losers.

PixiieGirl
10-02-2016, 05:13 AM
"are you alone?"
me: yes
"even in pvt?"


?! no in pvt I randomly spawn another person?!?!

DonaDiabla
10-02-2016, 05:57 AM
One of these guys:


Him: I am really bother by the fact that you keep doing cam shows. Perverts keep looking at you in free chat. Be my only girl, bb :)

Me: Do you have the cash for me to be your only girl?

He leaves

What kind of dumbass complains about other men watching cam models in free chat? :)

Violethollywood
10-02-2016, 06:01 AM
One of these guys:


Him: I am really bother by the fact that you keep doing cam shows. Perverts keep looking at you in free chat. Be my only girl, bb :)

Me: Do you have the cash for me to be your only girl?

He leaves

What kind of dumbass complains about other men watching cam models in free chat? :)

I laughed way too hard at this lol. guys are so fucking stupid!!!!

Violethollywood
10-02-2016, 06:04 AM
So last night I was doing a show and the guy ran out of credits,

Him: I can't see you . Turn your cam back on.

Me: You ran out of credits for it, add more.

Him: I'm still wanking so hard .

ummm okay. IDGAF how hard your wanking unless your dick is shooting out benjamins mf . smh. Yes b/c you wanking is gonna make me turn it back on WTF dumbass.

LoraDoll
10-02-2016, 11:04 AM
^ these guys think, nothing is more intersting but they, as they wanking. :D annoying dumbass.
I m sick of idiots...

LoraDoll
10-02-2016, 11:06 AM
xeno124: you are sweet
xeno124: how are you?
A: up for fun?
xeno124: i do not know
Than don t waste my time. Maybe if I do free preview, free shit, he ll know? Get lost.

Marina Starr
10-02-2016, 11:35 AM
"I don't know", "not sure yet" get my blood boiling so fast that I ban quicker than the ray of light. Fucking #losers!

xeno124: you are sweet
xeno124: how are you?
A: up for fun?
xeno124: i do not know
Than don t waste my time. Maybe if I do free preview, free shit, he ll know? Get lost.

LoraDoll
10-02-2016, 06:46 PM
Bited a bit the nail on my middle finger, I was thinked about something.
Idiot of the day.

frenkissimo: ahahahaha
frenkissimo: lost the finger
frenkissimo: ahahah
frenkissimo: hahahahaaha
frenkissimo: a finge rin the mouth
Angelove61: doesn't hurt u to bite ur finger
frenkissimo: we ar ehere
frenkissimo: ehi
frenkissimo: u watch the wrong side
frenkissimo: it seems to be a funeral
frenkissimo: amen
A***: yeah it s like a funeral when idiots like u , talking
frenkissimo: hahaha
A***: so i help u out, if u dont mind
A***: and go look something better
A***: .l.

Whatever.

LoraDoll
10-02-2016, 06:52 PM
monicavsdavid : i am monica
A***: i m not!
monicavsdavid : yes?
NO!!!! :D

The more stupid and annoying they are the more they talk!

Marina Starr
10-02-2016, 07:30 PM
Part Time Hoe: what are you in the mood for?
robert4499: I don't know but alot haha

Retarded/indecisiveness = BLOCKED.

Violethollywood
10-02-2016, 07:38 PM
So this guy ( one of my regulars ) just told me he's gonna find a way to find where i'm at and come see me .

NO TF YOU ARE NOT.

You're never gonna figure out where i live . EVER. and even if you did my 6ft 4 250 biker bf will stomp your fucking head into the ground.

These guys are seriously BAT SHIT crazy . i mean do they think us camgirls would really be ok with that ? They get so obsessed with us.

LoraDoll
10-02-2016, 08:03 PM
^ Many of them think, that is a compliment. Not kidding. :D That s the best, they can do.
Also, if they say "I want to fuck you" for them, that is a compliment. So, "why don't u smile bb, u should be happier"... Weird.

So just imagine: the guy who don't know shit about the job, sitting at home, and say "i would do anything to find a way to met you in person" - in his mind, this is the nicest thing he can say. Like he is the knight on the white horse. He could do anything for a women!!! (yeah probably that s why he is lonely, and broke. :D ) This is how they thinking.
Ofc it s nothing but a strong disrespect, but they are too dumb to figure it out.
And these dumb shits have good life out there, good job, and whatever else.

LoraDoll
10-02-2016, 08:17 PM
There is another type the: I have a camgirl friend, we re just friends, so I give you contact, and use it if u feel like, I m a photographer (or whatever) and I could help u a lot if u let me...

https://media.giphy.com/media/tMPSeKEplOfK0/giphy.gif

Usually they stay long, to prove they re serious, and I m wondering, how to spend that time , talking about NOTHING, pretending, I m not annoyed as fuck, and make him feel like "I m not sure yet". That s the job, lol. :D But I respect they pay at least.

CandiceS
10-02-2016, 10:43 PM
Guy finds me on twitter and adds me on skype:

- Hi bb, do you do taboos?
- Yes of course
- May I ask what are your limits?
- Pretty open minded actually
- Would you have sex with a girl a lot younger? (I advertise myself as 20)
- First of all I cam solo and second this is not a taboo, it's a federal crime


Dickhead

Sunnylexie
10-02-2016, 11:43 PM
Guy finds me on twitter and adds me on skype:

- Hi bb, do you do taboos?
- Yes of course
- May I ask what are your limits?
- Pretty open minded actually
- Would you have sex with a girl a lot younger? (I advertise myself as 20)
- First of all I cam solo and second this is not a taboo, it's a federal crime


Dickhead

From what I've seen, putting taboo in your topic is beyond risky. I'm even thinking of taking any roleplay other than domination off the menu, because almost every time someone's asking for roleplay, they mean illegal. Seriously, my last legit roleplay happened over a year ago. Not worth dealing with all the fuckers wanting me to play rape or be their mom, daughter or little sister.

CandiceS
10-03-2016, 06:32 AM
From what I've seen, putting taboo in your topic is beyond risky. I'm even thinking of taking any roleplay other than domination off the menu, because almost every time someone's asking for roleplay, they mean illegal. Seriously, my last legit roleplay happened over a year ago. Not worth dealing with all the fuckers wanting me to play rape or be their mom, daughter or little sister.

I am okay with illegal stuff as long as it stays in fantasy only. In this case he REALLY wanted to be a pedo and have sex with a minor. Completely sick

ChubbyCherub
10-03-2016, 06:47 AM
Rando: "Do u sell pics"

Me: Yes. What kind of pics are you into, stud?

Rando: I like stuff, you know

Me: *facepalm*

Violethollywood
10-03-2016, 07:02 AM
Rando: "Do u sell pics"

Me: Yes. What kind of pics are you into, stud?

Rando: I like stuff, you know

Me: *facepalm*


Yes bc we magicallyu know wtf they like . smh fucking idiots. i swear i get the worst case of camrage everytime i get some stupid fuck like this

ChubbyCherub
10-03-2016, 08:29 AM
Ooh and just now!

Rando: do u have phone? I almost out of credits. My number is *********. Text me!

Me: *blocked*

ChubbyCherub
10-03-2016, 08:30 AM
Yes bc we magicallyu know wtf they like . smh fucking idiots. i swear i get the worst case of camrage everytime i get some stupid fuck like this

Right?!? Lol. Stupid assholes.

Glamourmilf
10-03-2016, 08:56 AM
"What do You do For Work, when You're not on cam?" ::)

Mare
10-03-2016, 09:09 AM
I always make them spell it out for me when they ask for roleplay. ( 9 times out of 10 they want something illegal and repulsive.) Then I block them.

Marina Starr
10-03-2016, 09:14 AM
'What are you limits on cam?' How about you tell me exactly what you have in mind so we can stop the bullshit? Actually, I'm blocking your ass before you get the chance to answer, LOOOL!

I always make them spell it out for me when they ask for roleplay. ( 9 times out of 10 they want something illegal and repulsive.) Then I block them.

Violethollywood
10-03-2016, 09:24 AM
"What do You do For Work, when You're not on cam?" ::)

right. i got one last night that was like "do you work? " WELL NO SHIT I WORK. How the fuck do you think i keep a roof over my head you fucking idiot?

I couldn't resist Replying with " Well yes I work... the question is do YOU work??" just to be a bitch.

You ask stupid questions you get stupid questions back.

Violethollywood
10-03-2016, 09:26 AM
I always make them spell it out for me when they ask for roleplay. ( 9 times out of 10 they want something illegal and repulsive.) Then I block them.


Right. Lately i've been getting requests for brother sister or step sibling etc. I'm like FUCK NO that's incest. Oh but it's my step sister not blood . Who cares? that shit is still fucking gross you sick fuck goddddd go kill yourself please .

Violethollywood
10-03-2016, 09:31 AM
when these dumb asses say they're gonna fuck me til i scream. Scream? really? Sooooo are you raping me ? cause women don't scream during sex unless they're getting raped basically. Sex is supposed to feel good ...

It's hard for me to resist replying with So are you raping me? bc then they're like what? no? ok well ding dong women dont scream during sex. my bet is most of these guys have never had sex with a real woman or are aspiring rapists. Or clueless about how females work.

TheOutlier
10-03-2016, 10:46 AM
Some customer tried to sell me a shady MLM supplement..in the middle of an exclusive.. (not stupid so much as wtf)

Violethollywood
10-03-2016, 10:59 AM
i just had a guy try to get me to text his real number.

now now dumb ass. Do you really think i'm going to get off my pay site and text you for free? HAHAHA nah, bro. not gonna happen. i don't even like you. i just like your money. i hate it when they do this shit .

CandiceS
10-03-2016, 11:11 AM
Actually I don't mind incest roleplays as long as it's all ROLEPLAYS, no actual sister/brother/mother/father involved.
But like...Asking me to have sex with a minor in front of the camera is just sick. I'm a camgirl bro, not a sick perp like you.

LoraDoll
10-03-2016, 11:20 AM
When he ask in pv:
- get ur clothes down, CAN U?
- nah, it s too much for my intelligence...
(oookay, I do it)
- (he) and now?
- now?... Now it s raining here! (roll eyes)
(I asked like 10 times before, wtf he want to see)
- than surprise me!
and this is the point when I m pretty sure, I m not going to make a single move for him and I dont need his fucking money.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l46CzSQBvqyO7Yv72/giphy.gif
retard.

DonaDiabla
10-03-2016, 11:30 AM
LOL, some of them do believe that women should scream like they are dying during sex. Some customers also told me that they believe that shoving their penis into the cervix is normal:O. I guess some of them think that vaginas are bottomless pits.::)




when these dumb asses say they're gonna fuck me til i scream. Scream? really? Sooooo are you raping me ? cause women don't scream during sex unless they're getting raped basically. Sex is supposed to feel good ...

It's hard for me to resist replying with So are you raping me? bc then they're like what? no? ok well ding dong women dont scream during sex. my bet is most of these guys have never had sex with a real woman or are aspiring rapists. Or clueless about how females work.

Glamourmilf
10-03-2016, 11:36 AM
right. i got one last night that was like "do you work? " WELL NO SHIT I WORK. How the fuck do you think i keep a roof over my head you fucking idiot?

I couldn't resist Replying with " Well yes I work... the question is do YOU work??" just to be a bitch.

You ask stupid questions you get stupid questions back.

Since he asked in a long session, I just told him I was a CPA.
He seemed relieved that I wasn't a full time whore. Lol! His trip, not mine.

Glamourmilf
10-03-2016, 11:49 AM
i just had a guy try to get me to text his real number.

now now dumb ass. Do you really think i'm going to get off my pay site and text you for free? HAHAHA nah, bro. not gonna happen. i don't even like you. i just like your money. i hate it when they do this shit .
Well, you could always put an ad on CL with his phone number in the men looking for men section. Lol!
My phone sex clients try to pull that shit too.
They say, "Oh, I'm having such a good time talking with you. You're such a great listener. Let me give you my number so we can continue chatting.":no:

Oh yeah, I just LOVE talking about how you like to dress up like a sissy boy, and suck dick. Sure, let's swap numbers.:loco:

LoraDoll
10-03-2016, 11:52 AM
^ one of my idiot regular left the site, but gave me his email, to talk with me in my free time, u know... aha.
He say: "for me, it would be the best, if I dont have to pay for talking to u"
Well, in that case we re not talking anymore, i guess. In my free time!!! Loool umm no...