View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Sunnylexie
10-03-2016, 01:53 PM
Actually I don't mind incest roleplays as long as it's all ROLEPLAYS, no actual sister/brother/mother/father involved.
But like...Asking me to have sex with a minor in front of the camera is just sick. I'm a camgirl bro, not a sick perp like you.
I don't mind anything as far as it involves noone but consenting adult sentient beings. But I don't want to get fired for a few $$. What pisses me off the most is when they try pushing their fetish on me without warning when in paid already, or after being told it can get me in trouble.
One of the recent examples:
Daddysmth: Hey, want to be Daddy's little girl?
Me: Hope you mean Daddy Dom Little Girl, because family/under 18 roleplay is against the site rules and will get me banned.
Daddysmth: Yes, sure, DDLG it is.
Me: Ok, let's go Excl.
Daddysmth *in Excl*: Hello princess, you're back from school already? Tell me how you like Daddy to play with you while Mommy isn't home.
SMFH.
CandiceS
10-03-2016, 03:25 PM
I don't mind anything as far as it involves noone but consenting adult sentient beings. But I don't want to get fired for a few $$. What pisses me off the most is when they try pushing their fetish on me without warning when in paid already, or after being told it can get me in trouble.
One of the recent examples:
Daddysmth: Hey, want to be Daddy's little girl?
Me: Hope you mean Daddy Dom Little Girl, because family/under 18 roleplay is against the site rules and will get me banned.
Daddysmth: Yes, sure, DDLG it is.
Me: Ok, let's go Excl.
Daddysmth *in Excl*: Hello princess, you're back from school already? Tell me how you like Daddy to play with you while Mommy isn't home.
SMFH.
Gotcha. But I mean in Skype Private websites like SkyPrivate etc, where it is allowed.
CandiceS
10-03-2016, 03:28 PM
Some customer tried to sell me a shady MLM supplement..in the middle of an exclusive.. (not stupid so much as wtf)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm laughing really loud here. Geeeeeeez!! Do they get to that point??? I can't imagine that scene!!! Hahahahaha
"Hmmmmm, keep going bb, show me that bootie, but by the way, I'm selling this amazing Whey Protein, would you be interested?? 50% off"
LMAO!!!!
Magical_Hoohah
10-03-2016, 03:34 PM
I don't mind anything as far as it involves noone but consenting adult sentient beings. But I don't want to get fired for a few $$. What pisses me off the most is when they try pushing their fetish on me without warning when in paid already, or after being told it can get me in trouble.
Yes, this exactly. Minors and dogs aren't able to consent, and rape victims aren't consenting, either. Incest fantasies that involve only consenting adults don't bother me too much because the fantasy characters are old enough to know what they're getting into, and if they mutually decide to go for it, that's up to them. I wouldn't say no to some Jaime/Cersei Lannister porn, lol! That said, I wouldn't do anything taboo on a site that forbids it.
when these dumb asses say they're gonna fuck me til i scream. Scream? really? Sooooo are you raping me ? cause women don't scream during sex unless they're getting raped basically. Sex is supposed to feel good ...
It's hard for me to resist replying with So are you raping me? bc then they're like what? no? ok well ding dong women dont scream during sex. my bet is most of these guys have never had sex with a real woman or are aspiring rapists. Or clueless about how females work.
LOL, some of them do believe that women should scream like they are dying during sex.
I scream quite often during sex :blush: but only if it's good and I'm close to cumming. I don't do it voluntarily or to impress my partner; in fact, most of the time I try really hard to keep quiet (especially in hotels), and it just slips out when I get close.
Of course, it's not the same as screaming in fear or pain - more like a moan that gets very high-pitched and loud. During good sex, I get a feeling sort of like going downhill on a roller-coaster, where even if you're not afraid, it feels like there's a lot of stuff welling up inside you, and it feels better just to let some of it out by screaming. That said, I prefer above-average cocks and somewhat rough fucking, so maybe that's a factor. Also, I cum pretty easily, so giving me a really big orgasm with fireworks and screaming isn't terribly difficult for a guy that's reasonably skilled in bed.
Some customers also told me that they believe that shoving their penis into the cervix is normal:O. I guess some of them think that vaginas are bottomless pits.::)
This part is a bit baffling, though. Sometimes they mention fucking my womb, and I don't really know how to take that. Firstly, in the heat of the moment, some moderate pressure on your cervix can feel great, but unless the guy is pretty careful, it's going to hurt. Getting a dick into or past the cervix is not even possible, so the womb is out of the question. Secondly, unless it's a medical or pregnancy fetish, why are they talking about your cervix and womb? It's not sexy!! There have to be at least a dozen sexy ways to express the concept of "bottoming out" inside you, and none of them involve mentioning a cervix.
CatBBW
10-03-2016, 03:53 PM
Sooo many of them think that the cervix is the highest/deepest part of the vaj. That's why they think "ploughing/entering the cervix" is a good/sexy thing.
Marina Starr
10-03-2016, 07:12 PM
J1022
wtabr949858
billybob12321
fever1900
acedudeuok
funjakesc22
smallcock
bobbyd861
Elijah
tqjdgl21
Entered chat.
Part Time Hoe: Hi, how are you guys, can you see me?
***SILENCE***
Part Time Hoe: Are you guys in just bad shape that you don't know how you are doing?!
***STILL SILENCE***
Part Time Hoe: Why would you wanna be on a camsite if you're gonna act retarded?!
Everyone gets BLOCKED for not talking! Reaching high ban goal with ease. Killing it!
Genoveve
10-03-2016, 07:32 PM
Some customer tried to sell me a shady MLM supplement..in the middle of an exclusive.. (not stupid so much as wtf)
Probably a ploy to get your contact info.
AnotherLily
10-04-2016, 10:44 AM
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Marina Starr
10-04-2016, 10:48 AM
http://i63.tinypic.com/o5x6jc.gif
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AnotherLily
10-04-2016, 11:26 AM
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Hmm wonder if this is the same guy?
Marina Starr
10-04-2016, 11:34 AM
Wouldn't surprise me! Block away girl, gotta reach that ban goal!
46138
Hmm wonder if this is the same guy?
CatBBW
10-04-2016, 12:04 PM
Convo just now on AW...
HIM: I'm horny for a shaved pussy
ME: you're out of luck, mine's hairy
HIM: aww, as your so hot babe would you shave it for me?
ME: that will cost you one thousand pounds.
HIM: wow..
Damn right, wow. I have a hairy cunt cos that's how *I* like it. You want shaved? Pay me or GTFO!
livroyale
10-04-2016, 12:21 PM
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Hmm wonder if this is the same guy?
Insta-banned him today, too!
Bananabunny
10-04-2016, 05:31 PM
,,Yes I'm deffinitely coming back to your room, you're the beautifulest here!!" -Big spender who only came once and is never ever seen in my room ever again.
Oh and since I'm the apparently beautifullest cam girl on Chaturbate, why am I not making as much as the famous cam girls instead of like 5-20 dollars a day? ^_^*rolls eyes up until the galaxy*
Violethollywood
10-04-2016, 07:33 PM
when they tell me to moan in dirty texting.....
"moan bb."
lol like how are you supposed to type moaning ? what ? like "oooohhh uhhh yeahhh " i mean wtf ?
Bridgetxo
10-05-2016, 12:10 AM
This dude on mfc comes into my room and says a few things in my room and I respond. He then tells me he has me on mute since his favorite tv show is on and he is just admiring my beauty or some bullshit like that. I ban the dude. He sends me 10 mfc mails asking me to unban him and that he's way too cute to get banned. *eye roll*
Sunnylexie
10-05-2016, 04:31 AM
Yes, you're right - he was asking that I do it in a group chat, with other people in.
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AnotherLily
10-05-2016, 01:44 PM
Extremebudget: Looking for sexy sluts!
Me: Sounds like you're ready to have some fun, we should do a show.
Extremebudget: How extreme it can get
Me: * spams with what I do in exclusive*
Extremebudget: Tempting
Extremebudget logs off then back on
Extremebudget: Well you cost too much sorry to say
Me: Laughs hysterically
LoraDoll
10-05-2016, 01:56 PM
regular
- are u party naked?
- what u mean by that?
- u?
- I asked what u mean by that!
- u know what i mean.
- than let s go.
- go exactly where?
out of my room, asshole... bann.
Chellyinparadise
10-05-2016, 01:58 PM
regular
- are u party naked?
- what u mean by that?
- u?
- I asked what u mean by that!
- u know what i mean.
- than let s go.
- go exactly where?
out of my room, asshole... bann.
This cracked me up... dumbasses i swear lol
LoraDoll
10-05-2016, 02:00 PM
I hated him, anyway. :D
LoraDoll
10-05-2016, 02:02 PM
philthy01: you are very beautiful bb just wish i could see more of your body bb
A***: request in pvt. Seems like many of u dont understand this in these days.
philthy01: ok bb
A***: not my problem.
philthy01: no problem
intimes: 8):P
A***: sure dude keep ur few cents , be rude, and demand in free
A***: but int hat case, don t fucking sit here.
Banned everyone. Crap guys.
LoraDoll
10-05-2016, 02:32 PM
guest0183 : hello bitch
guest0183 : a god to punish you
guest0183 : bitch for money
what, the god of freeloaders? Someone heeeelppp me! :D
Susperia
10-05-2016, 03:01 PM
Skype Custie: Hey bb are you doing shows?
me : Yes how long and what would you like me to do
Custie: I want to cum but only have $5
Me: That'll get you about 2 minutes of my time
custie goes silent.
Ugh....get the fuck outta here you broke ass motherfucker!
Violethollywood
10-05-2016, 03:50 PM
Skype Custie: Hey bb are you doing shows?
me : Yes how long and what would you like me to do
Custie: I want to cum but only have $5
Me: That'll get you about 2 minutes of my time
custie goes silent.
Ugh....get the fuck outta here you broke ass motherfucker!
lol 5 dollars?? that's cute. lhh
Sunnylexie
10-06-2016, 02:52 PM
Needyfucker: will you still be on in an half an hour? I'm on my way home.
Me: yes, I will.
*Needyfucker leaves. In around an half an hour, I get a long-ish excl and return to mailbox full of "where are you?" and "hey you aren't online anymore((". I respond I'm back, and he pops into the chat*
Needyfucker: can we use the interactive toy?
Me: ok let me send you the link *send him the link and the instructions*
Ok done! let's go Excl!
***a minute later*
Me: Hey, have you got the link?
Needyfucker:...
***a minute later*
Me: So, shall we?
Needyfucker:...
*Someone else takes me pvt*
Needyfucker: what happend
Needyfucker: not going exc with me?
Me: I'm in pvt with someone else, can't kick them sorry.
Needyfucker: ok nvm then(( *leaves*
I return to free chat, he appears shortly after.
Me: Ok, I'm back and ready for you!
***a minute later*
Needyfucker: go?
Me: whenever you are ready.
***a minute later*
Needyfucker: you ready?
Me: Born that way.
Needyfucker: will you beg me to go?
https://m.popkey.co/b1267c/9eMDg_s-200x150.gif
ChubbyCherub
10-06-2016, 08:13 PM
So typical. Like we have all day to wait around for them. We have shows to do and money to make, assholes!
Cutie101
10-06-2016, 10:01 PM
Dude comes in my freechat after 3 months since his last pvt (he sat 4 minutes then, anyway):
Him: Oh, just came by to say "hi", I'm rushing to work.
Me: So you tell me that, after 3 months of absence, with a little before you go to work, you decided, in that rush, to login and tell me "hi"?
*He goes to private and we chit chat stuff like "hru/ how have u been" *
Him: I feel I am cheating my wife, I shouldn't do this...
Me: Is not like we meet, lol.
Him: Yeah, in fact is just some innocent chatting with a sexy woman, nothing bad in this, right?
Me: Of course, don't tell me your wife isn't chatting with sexy dudes from time to time when you are not home. That doesn't mean she is cheating lol
Him: Thanks for that... I gotta go
He leaves....
Sunnylexie
10-07-2016, 01:07 AM
Got these in between midnight and 3 am today.
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What is this, an epidemic of neediness? Aren't the 9 hours I spend on cam 6 days a week enough for you to jack off to me? Is it that hard to understand I'm a live person and can't be up 24/7 being on cam or at the computer monitoring my email?
AnotherLily
10-07-2016, 05:20 AM
sosensitive: hello slut
me: hello cunt
sosensitive: Wrong answer big money here ur loss nigger whore
*sosensitive leaves*
LOL certainly I'm sure buddy.
justanothercamgirl
10-07-2016, 06:59 AM
Dude comes in my freechat after 3 months since his last pvt (he sat 4 minutes then, anyway):
Him: Oh, just came by to say "hi", I'm rushing to work.
Me: So you tell me that, after 3 months of absence, with a little before you go to work, you decided, in that rush, to login and tell me "hi"?
*He goes to private and we chit chat stuff like "hru/ how have u been" *
Him: I feel I am cheating my wife, I shouldn't do this...
Me: Is not like we meet, lol.
Him: Yeah, in fact is just some innocent chatting with a sexy woman, nothing bad in this, right?
Me: Of course, don't tell me your wife isn't chatting with sexy dudes from time to time when you are not home. That doesn't mean she is cheating lol
Him: Thanks for that... I gotta go
He leaves....
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DonaDiabla
10-07-2016, 07:21 AM
From Twitter:
Tiny dick loser:Mistress, can I show you my tiny penis for free?
Me: No, you got to pay for me to see your little noodle :)
Tiny dick loser: I do not have any money. Do you take cashier's checks?
Tiny dick loser has been blocked.
Yes, it is pretty normal to get cashier's checks off Twitter :)
ChubbyCherub
10-07-2016, 09:48 AM
On Phrendly:
Will you write to my friend who is in jail!
Violethollywood
10-07-2016, 08:21 PM
just had a guy : I'm a broke college student.
I love this excuse. As if that's any justification. This is why you're single.
Also had another one that wanted an incest fantasy.
Please, go kill yourself, sick fuck.
AnotherLily
10-08-2016, 07:11 AM
^^ I once had a guy supposedly in jail in my room. He was watching on a smuggled in phone. Lol.
Violethollywood
10-08-2016, 12:40 PM
"i'm a broke college student."
Yeah, you're soooo broke yet you just spent 120 dollar on me ? What?
Ohhhh you mean you're a a cheap ass and were trying to get shit for free and i said no. oh that's right .
camming_chriss
10-08-2016, 03:38 PM
morron:hi, hows u hun?
me : hello, i'm great thx, what about you?
morron: good thx, just having a sandwich
me: enjoy it, where did you find my skype?
morron: oh I am, found you on ****
me : looking for a show ?
morron: possibly... depends how good u are ;)
me : that depends on how good you are paying me ;P
what an idiot :))))
Chellyinparadise
10-08-2016, 08:04 PM
All the men tonight are for some reason prying for personal info to come take care of me.. so sick of them tonight..
One says..
why are you single you need a man in your life..
im thinking..
AlwaysAutumn
10-08-2016, 09:08 PM
I know this is an older post but this thread is cracking up!!! Sometimes the nasty things we get asked to do get to do really get to me. I look young so I get the age play creepers asking me to pretend I'm 9 or whatever. Hello I'm 32 and my DAUGHTER is 10!!! Hells no. Half the time I wanna get out a pad of paper and a pen and be all like "u need therapy babe not camming....tell me about your childhood... actually no please don't" lol
Sunnylexie
10-09-2016, 01:18 AM
just had a guy : I'm a broke college student.
I love this excuse. As if that's any justification. This is why you're single.
^^ I once had a guy supposedly in jail in my room. He was watching on a smuggled in phone. Lol.
The "gentleman in distress" spiel sometimes remind me of that shitty Russian movie about WWII where a soldier dying of terrible burns asks the nurse to show him tits (and she does). Now all I need for my life to be complete is reading about a freeloader watching cams inside a burning tank. Look at all the perils they have to overcome just to get into our rooms, and we won't even undo our bras to reward their selfless effort *sob*.
LoraDoll
10-09-2016, 01:23 AM
Yess, put them all, into a burning tank!!! I d vote for that ::)
Anyway, guy comes in:
he: do what u like the best"
me: that is laying around, and do nothing (on cam ofc)
he: hahaha
me:u think, that was a joke?
...
So what I say: I like to decide together, and what I do here: complete requests.
He: any kind of requests?
(And I know what came to the fucker's mind: Can I come over / send u a plain ticket and fuck you?)
me: What is the question now?!
He: nothing, sorry.
Than he asked for a basic show. I like when they lazy as fuck, aint even bothering themselves, to explain, wtf they want.
Or they just stupid as always.
Violethollywood
10-09-2016, 01:53 AM
is it just me or do you get sickened and annoyed when they say you look "adorable" ? TF? what am i? fucking 12? SMH. I think some genuinely mean it as a compliment. but guess what no grown ass woman wants to be referred to as adorable . fucking sick.
LoraDoll
10-09-2016, 02:00 AM
Same. I dont like, and I don t accept any labels. If they are good, or bad.
KittyCurious
10-09-2016, 05:13 AM
asshole: hey beauty I'm back
me: hey
asshole: wanna play again
me: hell yeah
(pause)
asshole: wait, your price per minute increased
me: yep, my promo period is off, so the system changed the price automatically
(asshole is leavin)
Tigrillo
10-09-2016, 07:42 AM
annoying asshole: hey baby, looking awesome!
(he has a 1 next to his name, but I also have a note that reads 'whiney bitch bitches about price'. I say hi back to him and go back to my strict chat conversation rotation, which involves chatting with everyone in the room in turn, giving a lil more priority to those that seem promising conversations)
me (coming back to him): so! how have you been? you woke up this morning thinking about being naughty with me?
asshole: me? always sweety, but I don't know if maybe we're asking too much of you.
me: what? (I really have no idea wtf he's talking about?)
asshole (apparently talking to the rest of the room): come on guys, buy her, she's worth it I swear!
me: hon, I really don't know what you mean, in any case, would you like a show today? as you can see I do have other people here I am seeing to.
asshole: that's what I mean, this is just too hard for you! we ask too much!
me: (go back to the rotation and keep chatting to the other guys)
asshole: see babe, you look exhausted. I wish there was something I could do to help.
me: (as I finally get taken exclusive and thankfully away from this nonsense) You know what, there's one thing you can do to help. Fuck off. /KICK.
he came back a little while later, and I banned the asshole. I don't know if he was being passive-aggresive about me obviously having other conversations other than with him, but that's just the wrong way to go with me. If you want one on one attention, you know full well what to do, asshole.
Violethollywood
10-09-2016, 08:31 AM
Same. I dont like, and I don t accept any labels. If they are good, or bad.
man i hate that shit it bothers the fuck out of me ! I get instantly pissed off when ever they say shit like that
AnotherLily
10-09-2016, 10:29 AM
*brokeloser tips 1 gold*
*brokeloser asks to see pussy*
brokeloser in informed that nudity is in paid chat
*brokeloser has logged off*
Violethollywood
10-09-2016, 10:52 AM
*brokeloser tips 1 gold*
*brokeloser asks to see pussy*
brokeloser in informed that nudity is in paid chat
*brokeloser has logged off*
cracks me up how they they think tipping a small amount like 1 token is going to get them vag.
You really think us women are going to flash our pussy for a measly 5 cents ? Shit . You fucking wish . lol.
Genoveve
10-09-2016, 09:21 PM
ObviouslyADude(invisible): do you mind chatting with an older woman?
Me: i will talk to anyone who spends money. i don't discriminate
ObviouslyADude(invisible): ok thank you. do you mind if I see your outfit....is that ok?
Me: so much for you spending money. BLOCKED
..............Yeah because since I know you're a 'female' I'm gonna give you freebies.
DiaperDude: Do you like diaper boys
Me: if they spend money yes
DiaperDude leaves.
I guess we're not going to get along then lol.
Sunnylexie
10-10-2016, 01:06 AM
cracks me up how they they think tipping a small amount like 1 token is going to get them vag.
You really think us women are going to flash our pussy for a measly 5 cents ? Shit . You fucking wish . lol.
I once had an idiot on SM tip $50 and throw a tantrum about me not masturbating for him in public chat. Sorry buddy, I'm not the one to be held responsible for you not reading the site TOS or asking me before you send gold. Thank you for the gold, though.