View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
AnotherLily
10-10-2016, 09:49 AM
After your standard chit chat and asking about a show
butimacamboy: yes but I want a little preview first befor I pay for it cuz I will keep you wanting more all day if you want
butimacamboy: I go on cam too so I know how it works sweetie
me: m'kay ok so why are you playing the role of freetard?
*butimacamboy has logged off*
pfft he totally is a camboy...
Teddy_Bear
10-10-2016, 02:29 PM
I had a string of bellends keep asking me to see my face today for some reason, more than usual, I really believe freeloaders just zero in on anything you are not doing at that exact moment and request it, without a tip of course. I don't show face in free chat why is that so difficult to understand.
Another thing I had was a string of guys typing in foreign languages at me, mostly German or Italian, basically saying strip and they will tip (yeah right) and when I continued to just sit there suddenly spammed my chat with FAKE FAKE FAKE over and over. So childish.
CariDee
10-10-2016, 03:33 PM
What the heck is this e-mail ( on SM ) ?!?! :D OMG , talk about punctuation :)
" hi bob hear just looked at you bob loves red hair time 3 00 pm at home just jound up today at 2 00pm like two have diner with you two lern abobt you. no profile yet . well work on that.live in valley center . work at nite [ do wear glasses 70 % of time phone is 1 xxx xxx 5461 [call bob].....hear right know 3 00 pm "
Cutie101
10-10-2016, 08:35 PM
idiot: mmmm
ME: hey
idiot: i am gonna make your ass cum bb ;)
ME: hmmm
ME: are u a laxative?
Idiot: what you mean?
#Facepalm
Cutie101
10-10-2016, 08:40 PM
cracks me up how they they think tipping a small amount like 1 token is going to get them vag.
You really think us women are going to flash our pussy for a measly 5 cents ? Shit . You fucking wish . lol.
Is not even 5 cents, is like.. 3,5 cents lol
Arwen25
10-11-2016, 02:59 AM
Loooool!
Seriously I wonder who these people are, and how they even managed to work out how to make an account.
This one has been annoying me and think this is probably the most suitable thread for it: Some guy who I've had a few sessions with - mainly under my old profile - I have always found him unpleasant and cheap but he started coming into free chat saying I was "too expensive for him now". I mean boo hoo? Come into group if you're too cheap to come private!! Then - and I've hear this happening to other girls on AW but my god , this made my blood boil - he tries to book a 15 minute skype show for less than my group rate. I mean...how could he even ...? :O
Love that I have an even better excuse not to cam with him should he ever try again!
Violethollywood
10-11-2016, 02:16 PM
Idk what fairytale planet of bullshit this guy lives on but first he's like "idk if im even your type." uhhh you're right . you're not . If you were, we'd be together, duh. this isn't a dating site you idiot. but then.....
he actually expected me to take a pic for for him with my finger in my ass for 25 cents. I laughed so fucking hard and told him he would need to tip me way more and he offered me like 3 bucks and when i declined he left LHH.
So yes, i am too hot for you, and you're cheap. BYEEE . Ain't nobody fingering their ass for you for 3 bucks, dickhead.
platinumpuzzy
10-12-2016, 10:42 AM
This was my response to those who like to sit in our room for HOURS but never spend a penny or even speak a word:
https://youtu.be/Gfd4p5DbGSI
Serena-Shields
10-12-2016, 11:59 AM
''I'm just trying to get you hard before private''
Lol like I don't know what you're trying to do
illuminaughty
10-12-2016, 06:14 PM
"Do you have really have a dick??"
Yes, you know I do already. You clicked transgender to get here. Just stop doing this, unless you are paying me while you do it. Just stop.
DonaDiabla
10-13-2016, 05:18 AM
A great example of cheapness:
This Niteflirt email:
Good morning, bb!
ohh i must pay like stupid pig loser??
AnotherLily
10-13-2016, 05:33 AM
Day just started already had an idiot rate me 1 star because I would not open their cam in premium chat when it's stated in my topic and profile that I open cams in exclusive. Oh and this:
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MissRoxxxie
10-13-2016, 03:11 PM
Emailing me nonstop asking for things I don't do, asking me to change outfits, put on lipstick and then staying for a grand total of 5 minutes. Tonight I was in a good mood and decided to give him a chance to prove me wrong but he asks me to call him to let him know when i'm ready for a show (not happening) I replied and told him he'd have to go pvt because I can't cater to what he wants in group chat but in he comes anyway trying to be cheap.
Never again.
funtime1976: please?
Me: please what?
funtime1976: tease me with those nails slowly over face
Me: what i said about pvt still stands
Me: people have been in and out all night
funtime1976: ok well at least i know i tried to make things work with you
funtime1976: you dont want to
funtime1976: take care
good riddance
MissRoxxxie
10-13-2016, 03:14 PM
idiot: mmmm
ME: hey
idiot: i am gonna make your ass cum bb ;)
ME: hmmm
ME: are u a laxative?
Idiot: what you mean?
#Facepalm
LMFAOOO, thank you I really needed a good laugh!
MissRoxxxie
10-13-2016, 03:22 PM
So typical. Like we have all day to wait around for them. We have shows to do and money to make, assholes!
THIS!!! Say it louder for the timewasters in the back!
I am in no mood tonight.
sexysusie
10-13-2016, 04:52 PM
Douche: "Can I have your premium snapchat for free just for a day please to see if i like it?"..
https://storage.googleapis.com/imgfave/image_cache/1366290633212664.jpg
caramelcraze
10-13-2016, 10:33 PM
Why have i received so many guy's numbers recently?
winnipeg
10-14-2016, 01:45 AM
If you reduce your rates I'll go private with you
SoloDesire
10-14-2016, 09:24 AM
Apparently I just offended a guy who hasn't had a show with me since 2013 because I said I didn't remember him. He comes in my room talking about how it's been so many years, and I look so different now. I told him I was sorry, but I didn't remember him and he replies "umm...ok. :(" and immediately leaves.
He's only had two shows with me, one in 2012 for about 2 minutes, and one in 2013 that lasted about 4 minutes. And for some reason he thought he changed my life enough for me to remember him 3 years later lol. Some of these guys are delusional.
Genoveve
10-14-2016, 01:19 PM
^^I hate that too. I don't think they realize how many different guys we deal with in a DAY let alone 3 years.
Violethollywood
10-14-2016, 01:53 PM
^^I hate that too. I don't think they realize how many different guys we deal with in a DAY let alone 3 years.
sooo delusional. i have one that is convinced we have a connection . sends me songs that reminds him of "us". LOL there's no us you idiot.
livroyale
10-14-2016, 05:34 PM
Sure thing, Charles.
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Genoveve
10-15-2016, 06:37 PM
Weirdo:Do you deepthroat like a good slut
Me: i'm not your mom (then blocked)
DonaDiabla
10-15-2016, 08:06 PM
Stupid guy: Hey lady, you have a nice smile.
Me: Thank you
Stupid guy just leaves without tipping
Stupid guy has been blocked :)
Cutie101
10-15-2016, 08:46 PM
Asshole in pvt:
Asshole: Can you do bj with booty and face on cam?
* I put myself on side, doggy pose*
Asshole: I want to see your booty very well.
*I turn my booty to cam*
Asshole: But now I can't see your face well
*I turn my face to cam*
Asshole: But i wanna see face and booty well in same time
ME (at the maximum of my nerves pulled): Don't you want me to get a chainsaw and cut myself in 2 and eventually allingn my ass with my face on cam for you?
Asshole: Sorry bb
Leaves instantly....
AnotherLily
10-16-2016, 09:12 AM
^ I always point these guys to Tinder or grindr (since so many seem to want dick).
PrincessfromHell
10-16-2016, 06:45 PM
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I hope I murdered his erection though
Sunnylexie
10-17-2016, 07:46 AM
Douche: "Can I have your premium snapchat for free just for a day please to see if i like it?"..
Sure if I have your credit card just for a day to see if I like it.
Violethollywood
10-17-2016, 08:02 AM
sure if i have your credit card just for a day to see if i like it.
exactly .
Violethollywood
10-17-2016, 08:03 AM
"do you think maybe just maybe one day we can meet up?"
ummmm lol no i don't meet up.
"why not ?"
uhh because i don't???? what more explanation do you want ??
TheBrownFox
10-18-2016, 09:03 AM
http://i.imgur.com/gdvMNps.jpg
Violethollywood
10-18-2016, 10:56 AM
Guy: does this cost money?
Well yeah of course it does.
Guy: Will you shit on me?
What?????? sick fucks smh
Chellyinparadise
10-18-2016, 01:26 PM
Him: My dick is only 3 inches
me: starts laughing.. damn my fingers are longer than your dick, he leaves pvt oops did he not want sph?
Made me start laughing after thinking he left like this.. haha
Chellyinparadise
10-18-2016, 07:33 PM
Working during a contest and all the requests for free shit.. and the infamous do something first and ill give you money
AnotherLily
10-19-2016, 07:53 AM
Fivefive9nine9fourthfivesix8five has logged on
LOL, yeah no.
Violethollywood
10-19-2016, 09:20 AM
Fivefive9nine9fourthfivesix8five has logged on
LOL, yeah no.
I have a guy that continuously puts is phone number in word form on purpose before every line he texts me. STOP. lol
Idk how many times i've told him i dont want his number and he's just wasting his time even writing it out like that. idiot.
hyori
10-19-2016, 09:26 AM
Fivefive9nine9fourthfivesix8five has logged on
LOL, yeah no.
Whenever I see shit like this my eyes roll so far back into my body they come out my asshole.
nattyfetish
10-19-2016, 09:27 AM
This guy was sayin he has a huge dick that he is reaching my stomach with it. MY STOMACH. Than after this he felt the need to add: i am going trough your cervix now baby ! So he thinks first is the stomach and than it's the cervix. I almost burst into a histeerical laughing hahaha.
hyori
10-19-2016, 09:29 AM
This guy was sayin he has a huge dick that he is reaching my stomach with it. MY STOMACH. Than after this he felt the need to add: i am going trough your cervix now baby ! So he thinks first is the stomach and than it's the cervix. I almost burst into a histeerical laughing hahaha.
I like to direct guys like that to this site: https://www.omgyes.com/
It teaches guys technique in a fun and interactive way and they learn about anatomy as well. We need more sexually informed men. Oh and push your affiliate link, it's 40%!
Sunnylexie
10-19-2016, 10:18 AM
Fivefive9nine9fourthfivesix8five has logged on
LOL, yeah no.
I wonder what's the logics behind that. In their imagination, our thoughts are supposed to go as follows:
Mmm, this set of words and figures looks like a phone number... OMG it must be this random dude's number!!! OMG a MAN is letting me know his phone number!!! OMG he trusts me so much as to let me have his number!!!! And, as a man, he must have a cock!!!! OMFG a COCK!!!!!!!!! It's a chance of a lifetime!!!!!!!!!! Let me call the number right off!!!!!!!!! It may be one of those scam numbers that suck all the money off your phone, but it may also be a MAN WITH A COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH a COCK calling him immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CandiceS
10-19-2016, 11:56 AM
Not really stupid but my rich regular keeps saying things like "We should make a baby" or "I am your future" or "I am in love man"
LMAO!
Nah bro, sorry. I love your money, only...and just interested on taking as much as I can
winnipeg
10-19-2016, 02:05 PM
Him:Will you meet up with me? Me:sorry no. Him:Why? Me:because I don't offer meets. Him:Not even me? Me:Absolutely not
CandiceS
10-19-2016, 02:10 PM
Alright...I feel kinda of sad now...Actually...I feel bad about myself.
This wealthy regular of mine is depressed (yeah, besides of the fact he earns 300k a month, his dad is about to die, in the hospital for ages and he suffers of depression) and he said I make him feel like he never did in a long time, and he really really likes me :/
I feel VERY bad, and kinda of disgusted about myself cause I was only thinking about the money. I just can't be this kinda of person, no matter how much I try...
Genoveve
10-19-2016, 02:11 PM
The meetup shit is mind-boggling. Sometimes if they are really serious I'll flat-out ask them, since all they're thinking about is what THEY want: "Well are you over 6'3, hot as fuck and rich? Because that's literally the only kind of guy I'm interested in meeting period." LOL but I mean it's true.
SoloDesire
10-19-2016, 02:16 PM
The meetup shit is mind-boggling. Sometimes if they are really serious I'll flat-out ask them, since all they're thinking about is what THEY want: "Well are you over 6'3, hot as fuck and rich? Because that's literally the only kind of guy I'm interested in meeting period." LOL but I mean it's true.
I do this too lol. I tell them to send me a picture to see if I'm interested. Then when they do I tell them they aren't my type lol. It's the best way to get rid of them AND hurt their feelings...which is the only enjoyment I get.
http://i.giphy.com/sR91D133W02D6.gif
winnipeg
10-19-2016, 02:23 PM
Alright...I feel kinda of sad now...Actually...I feel bad about myself.
This wealthy regular of mine is depressed (yeah, besides of the fact he earns 300k a month, his dad is about to die, in the hospital for ages and he suffers of depression) and he said I make him feel like he never did in a long time, and he really really likes me :/
I feel VERY bad, and kinda of disgusted about myself cause I was only thinking about the money. I just can't be this kinda of person, no matter how much I try...
Don't feel bad. Your doing him a favour by offering him a fantasy world so he can escape all these problems. ....😆
CandiceS
10-19-2016, 02:32 PM
Don't feel bad. Your doing him a favour by offering him a fantasy world so he can escape all these problems. ....
Thank you sweet! You're right, and it does make me feel better. It's just sad you know? To think that someone can have all of that (material) and still be miserable inside.
I just put myself too much in other's shoes and this is bad by the end of the day. But that's just how I am.
Genoveve
10-19-2016, 02:32 PM
I do this too lol. I tell them to send me a picture to see if I'm interested. Then when they do I tell them they aren't my type lol. It's the best way to get rid of them AND hurt their feelings...which is the only enjoyment I get.
http://i.giphy.com/sR91D133W02D6.gif
LMAO. I've done that too, "Well turn on your cam so I can see if I even like you," and they never do.
Violethollywood
10-19-2016, 08:28 PM
"so are you married?"
"do you have kids?"
WHY? what does it fucking matter if im married or not or have children. never in a million years will we get together. you delusional fuck head.smh. I get asked this alot.
victoriavein
10-20-2016, 08:39 AM
"your music is very intruding and old. So tell me what's the biggest cock you ever had?"
"No shit it's my 90's playlist." Blocked for insulting The Cranberries and tryin to dirty talk without paying.