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CandiceS
10-20-2016, 08:57 AM
"your music is very intruding and old. So tell me what's the biggest cock you ever had?"

"No shit it's my 90's playlist." Blocked for insulting The Cranberries and tryin to dirty talk without paying.

Oh Wow! I don't trust anyone who doesn't like the cranberries! Lol. LOVE them!!!

CamgirlScotland
10-20-2016, 03:55 PM
Hi bb when I call you I'll cough so you know it's me ok bb?

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

CandiceS
10-21-2016, 08:23 AM
This millionaire client of mine is kinda of in love with me and wants to take me out for dinner.
He said he wants to support me and buy me things and only thing I need to do is keep him company.
However...I am not interested but I am very afraid of saying something since he is responsible for 60% of any real money I get. Including the fact he sends me 3K a week by direct deposit.
I am am very unsure of what to do

Tigrillo
10-21-2016, 01:21 PM
idiot: hey this is a good song, you should dance to it!
this is the third time he's been in my room and he hasn't even tipped once.
me: mmmm and how about I do a little strip dance for you in pvt and we get the fun started?
idiot: can't, I'm at work.
me: you know what? that's not an acceptable excuse for me anymore. I've had two block exclusives today and both guys were at work, so where there's a will there's a way. Lock yourself in your office.
idiot: I'm a teacher.
me: :O
idiot: I'm in the classroom.
me: you fucking waste of space. <ban>

MysteryGirl44
10-21-2016, 01:25 PM
This millionaire client of mine is kinda of in love with me and wants to take me out for dinner.
He said he wants to support me and buy me things and only thing I need to do is keep him company.
However...I am not interested but I am very afraid of saying something since he is responsible for 60% of any real money I get. Including the fact he sends me 3K a week by direct deposit.
I am am very unsure of what to do

Maybe in a nice way, you can tell him that meeting the guys is against the rules. Or you can play it like you want to get to know him better before deciding. That's what I usually do when high-paying customers want to meet me. I really recommend not actually meeting any of the guys, by the way. Be careful!

MysteryGirl44
10-21-2016, 01:38 PM
Here are some off the top of my head that have happened to me:

The cheese-lover who trolls Naked.com/Pbl and asks us to sniff cheese while looking the webcam dead in the eye. I was reading through this thread the other day and saw that some of you have also encountered him. I was cracking up. He is definitely the same guy trolling several camsites. lol!

The dog lovers! I have this one guy who comes into my room once in a blue moon and asks if I have a dog, and if the dog can come in and lick my legs up and down

"Show tits first (before tipping) to make sure I like them"

"bb"

I had this guy coming into my room last week talking about impregnating me and asking about wiring money into my bank annount. When I banned him, he sent me an email on a new account begging me to unblock him

"Can I see a peek of your pussy" and other vulger requests. (I'm not a hardcore webcam model)

Guys who sit in my room all day every day and never tip.

Guys who talk about taking me private for weeks on end and then it may or may not happen

Guys who want to "meet" me or try to find out my exact town. That creeps me out really badly

Guys who think we're BFFs and always ask whether what we have is real

Guys who tell me their life stories and mundane details of their day-to-day lives

CandiceS
10-21-2016, 02:09 PM
Maybe in a nice way, you can tell him that meeting the guys is against the rules. Or you can play it like you want to get to know him better before deciding. That's what I usually do when high-paying customers want to meet me. I really recommend not actually meeting any of the guys, by the way. Be careful!

True!!! Actually that's what I am doing, although he's very very wealthy, we can't tell what goes on in people's hearts

Chellyinparadise
10-21-2016, 04:54 PM
starting my shift with a headache then get a vip who decides he dont want to pay anymore and says skype? I say no only here and i ask why hes asking he says cheaper before the ban this.... dont have time for bullshit tonight.

DonaDiabla
10-21-2016, 07:28 PM
Him: Can you give me an electric handjob!

Me: lol

Him: I also have a little penis.

Me: LMAO.

He took me private :)

The thought of an electric handjob is very funny to me :)

Sunnylexie
10-22-2016, 01:45 AM
Guys thinking ripping or oil soaking a clothing item they asked to wear for their show is included in the price.

CamChik
10-22-2016, 09:22 AM
OMFG! Some dude on cam was SLICING HIS COCK WITH A RAZOR BLADE! Holy fuck! I am so traumatized right now! I reported his ass immediately but WTF?! How is that a thing?! WTF?!

LoraDoll
10-22-2016, 10:39 AM
Sorry to hear u experienced something like that. Really we see there a lot of things, we never would.

Mare
10-22-2016, 10:59 AM
"so are you married?"

"do you have kids?"

WHY? what does it fucking matter if im married or not or have children. never in a million years will we get together. you delusional fuck head.smh. I get asked this alot.

All.The.Damn.Time. Now I just hit the ban button as soon as they ask and then when they leave I block them.
Are you married and or have kids asks no one that's gone private with me ever.

Mare
10-22-2016, 11:12 AM
Guys who sit in my room all day every day and never tip.
Guys who want to "meet" me or try to find out my exact town. That creeps me out really badly.

Most likely they are sitting in your room to see if you give away details about where you live. Be very careful with these. What time it is, how's the weather, where do you like to shop, what bottled water do you drink, what kind of bird noises they hear, what kind of floor you have, ect
You name it they're looking for it. They want to see if you get drunk or high and "forget yourself" and give up details of your real life.
You should be creeped out.
These stupid bastards really think we are horny all the time and want to fuck them because their dicks are so precious. Puh lease.

Genoveve
10-22-2016, 01:48 PM
When guys jump in pvt and immediately say "Let's get you naked bb." Let's fuck you in the ass with a knife instead. Sometimes depending on my mood I will just be like "Okay!" and then proceed to do it while dragging it out as long as possible, but some days I'm too annoyed and I just look at the cam and say "You want me to rip my clothes off ASAP and can't even go exclusive?" then block them.

heyho
10-22-2016, 04:01 PM
Most likely they are sitting in your room to see if you give away details about where you live. Be very careful with these. What time it is, how's the weather, where do you like to shop, what bottled water do you drink, what kind of bird noises they hear, what kind of floor you have, ect
You name it they're looking for it. They want to see if you get drunk or high and "forget yourself" and give up details of your real life.
You should be creeped out.
These stupid bastards really think we are horny all the time and want to fuck them because their dicks are so precious. Puh lease.

I deal with this by having a set fake backstory. I totally live in Manchester, Britain. Oh wow it is actually 2am right now, haha I keep such weird hours. Weather? It's the UK, so it's always cold and rainy.

Get to keep up the illusion of realness, without giving up any of my real info!

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
10-22-2016, 07:05 PM
They so funny. He did tip tho. Not much but at least he threw something down

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blondhottie
10-23-2016, 05:09 AM
"Are you doing this for fun or just for the money?"

Guys who say that never spend!

anonymous camgirl
10-23-2016, 08:22 AM
I thought I was the only one, Sometimes I am ok with what they said but don't like it, and other times I am so pissed off and annoyed.. I think it depends on how much money I made that day so far.


When guys jump in pvt and immediately say "Let's get you naked bb." Let's fuck you in the ass with a knife instead. Sometimes depending on my mood I will just be like "Okay!" and then proceed to do it while dragging it out as long as possible, but some days I'm too annoyed and I just look at the cam and say "You want me to rip my clothes off ASAP and can't even go exclusive?" then block them.

Violethollywood
10-23-2016, 10:07 AM
"Are you doing this for fun or just for the money?"

Guys who say that never spend!
I laugh all the time they say that shit. Oh yeah i do this for fun, not. fucking idiots.

anonymous camgirl
10-23-2016, 11:01 AM
anthonytexas: right on! i think i have a bad lag...brb...if i dont catch up with you now, i favorited you...ill send you a pic to hold you over ;-)

Oh gee thanks hon!.. can't wait for your dick pic.. I swear!.. what is this shit!


yep! sent me a dick pic!.. like a good lil camgirl I said "nice hon, can't wait to have some fun with you next time you are here.. lmao.. probably shooting myself in the foot with that one. he's probably just a loser. I dunno.

anonymous camgirl
10-23-2016, 11:04 AM
Here's the next idiot!

Slown.H: Do you have a life


Slown.H: Can u do 15 for oiled?
Considering you don't do gold shows

SoloDesire
10-23-2016, 11:44 AM
anthonytexas: right on! i think i have a bad lag...brb...if i dont catch up with you now, i favorited you...ill send you a pic to hold you over ;-)

Oh gee thanks hon!.. can't wait for your dick pic.. I swear!.. what is this shit!


yep! sent me a dick pic!.. like a good lil camgirl I said "nice hon, can't wait to have some fun with you next time you are here.. lmao.. probably shooting myself in the foot with that one. he's probably just a loser. I dunno.

I had him today too lol. He asked where I was from and I gave him my fake location and he says this:

anthonytexas: ill be back in town over the holidays if you want to meet up. want me to send a pics and we can go from there?
I told him I wasn't meeting him and he needs to get a life. He says "fair enough" and leaves. LOL

So yeah, you called it. He's a total loser.

anonymous camgirl
10-23-2016, 11:55 AM
Well I won't be hanging my hopes on this playa!.. lmao


I had him today too lol. He asked where I was from and I gave him my fake location and he says this:

anthonytexas: ill be back in town over the holidays if you want to meet up. want me to send a pics and we can go from there?
I told him I wasn't meeting him and he needs to get a life. He says "fair enough" and leaves. LOL

So yeah, you called it. He's a total loser.

Chellyinparadise
10-23-2016, 11:56 AM
I had him too friday night he was in my room wasted my time then asked to send me pics to see if id like to meet after i seen him i told him not unless he is in pvt then ill allow him to send a pic. He then said same thing almost telling me he fav me and will be back when he has more time and left right away i agree he is probably a time waster and loser, his attitude changed as soon as i mentioned pvt like he had to go asap LOL

anonymous camgirl
10-23-2016, 12:05 PM
Now this one!.. he wanted roleplay but came exclusive saying this shit!.. I think he wanted submissive roleplay.. Not step mom.

Pete: As my step mom Nina first get naked! I'm 35!
Both
Show ass
Yes please!
Take it off!
Show pussy

Marina Starr
10-23-2016, 02:02 PM
ayjay: Beautiful name baby. Will you stand up baby

Part Time Hoe: I will in private or exclusive!
jayjay: Why not now baby?

Part Time Hoe: because I don't do ANYTHING I don't get paid for!

*** jayjay tries to leave but got BLOCKED.

LoraDoll
10-23-2016, 03:14 PM
all i ve seen today: stupid assholes and beggers. Could copy all my chat. :sssssss

Genoveve
10-23-2016, 03:24 PM
I thought I was the only one, Sometimes I am ok with what they said but don't like it, and other times I am so pissed off and annoyed.. I think it depends on how much money I made that day so far.

Same and I find that the less money I've made the less accommodating I am. If it's a good day and I'm on a roll then I'm in a good mood and want to make as much money as possible. But if it's a bad day and I've made jack shit and I get an annoying guy I feel no motivation to try and deal with them because I feel like even if I suck some money out of them I still won't have made a lot of money overall.

Sunnylexie
10-23-2016, 11:17 PM
"Are you doing this for fun or just for the money?"

Guys who say that never spend!

I spent a shitload of money on a top notch computer and cam and studio lights and business grade internet just because being seen in full HD when jilling of makes me cum harder. /s

anonymous camgirl
10-24-2016, 06:12 AM
Haha he just messaged me back asking what kind of fun!.. he's probably thinking I am going to fucking meet him.. what a dweeb.. I said a show in private! These guys are so brain dead.. trolling cam sites for real hook ups.


I had him today too lol. He asked where I was from and I gave him my fake location and he says this:

anthonytexas: ill be back in town over the holidays if you want to meet up. want me to send a pics and we can go from there?
I told him I wasn't meeting him and he needs to get a life. He says "fair enough" and leaves. LOL

So yeah, you called it. He's a total loser.

anonymous camgirl
10-24-2016, 06:15 AM
Exactly!. even though it's counter productive and self sabotage.. I can't help it.. my body and mind wont allow it unless I am banking.. I think it has something to do with feeling humiliated for being used all day for barely any earnings.. I believe that's why our brains go towards NOPE not today MOFO... My whole mindset changes when the money isn't there.. I feel so humiliated like a used up piece of slutty trash...lol... like they just fucked me and kicked me in the gutter.. so yea.. I am not going to accommodate all your selfish lil entitled whims.



Same and I find that the less money I've made the less accommodating I am. If it's a good day and I'm on a roll then I'm in a good mood and want to make as much money as possible. But if it's a bad day and I've made jack shit and I get an annoying guy I feel no motivation to try and deal with them because I feel like even if I suck some money out of them I still won't have made a lot of money overall.

AnotherLily
10-24-2016, 08:14 AM
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I usually edit names, thought I'd let this one stand.

anonymous camgirl
10-24-2016, 09:09 AM
What the hell is this fool talking about? I have 7 lights on..


jardin (invisible): They lacking the light in your room and l ' image of the rear screen is weak, you can activate on your interior ambient lighting. Please

anonymous camgirl
10-24-2016, 09:12 AM
I told this idiot funny you should mention this.. it seems you are making the rounds with other camgirls..

This is what he had to say to me this time....

> I was thinking more along the lines of me filling you up with hot, thick cum from this strong, young cock!
> What do you think?!

Then after calling him out he says this to me:

[In response to anthonytexas's message dated 10-24-2016 3:40PM]

> You're actually absolutely right! I appreciate your candor on my behavior. I get lost down the rabbit hole of sex and hormones when I'm on here I guess. Forgive me, I digress.

So I came back with: Do you pay?


Haha he just messaged me back asking what kind of fun!.. he's probably thinking I am going to fucking meet him.. what a dweeb.. I said a show in private! These guys are so brain dead.. trolling cam sites for real hook ups.

SoloDesire
10-24-2016, 09:22 AM
I told this idiot funny you should mention this.. it seems you are making the rounds with other camgirls..

This is what he had to say to me this time....

> I was thinking more along the lines of me filling you up with hot, thick cum from this strong, young cock!
> What do you think?!

Then after calling him out he says this to me:

[In response to anthonytexas's message dated 10-24-2016 3:40PM]

> You're actually absolutely right! I appreciate your candor on my behavior. I get lost down the rabbit hole of sex and hormones when I'm on here I guess. Forgive me, I digress.

So I came back with: Do you pay?

Haha!! I can't wait to see what he says to that! What a total knob.

Marina Starr
10-24-2016, 11:39 AM
Savagelife2497: how big are you?

Hoe: big is subjective, see it in private or exclusive and be the judge.

Savagelife2497: u no not gone eat with that mindset bb

**Hoe BLOCKED Savagelife2497, not worthy of energy. He obviously doesn't know about the 5th, the 15th and 30th of every month. #fullbenefits #EBT #foodstamps #welfare


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Stupid question, HIGHlarious answer:
http://i63.tinypic.com/70hutv.png

anonymous camgirl
10-24-2016, 11:54 AM
OMG I have NO idea where you get your humor from!.. you light up my life


Savagelife2497: how big are you?

Hoe: big is subjective, see it in private or exclusive and be the judge.

Savagelife2497: u no not gone eat with that mindset bb

**Hoe BLOCKED Savagelife2497, not worthy of energy. He obviously doesn't know about the 5th, the 15th and 30th of every month. #fullbenefits #EBT #foodstamps #welfare


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Stupid question, HIGHlarious answer:
http://i63.tinypic.com/70hutv.png

Genoveve
10-24-2016, 02:29 PM
moron: When you gonna smile ?
me: when you spend

Then I blocked him because he just sat there after that.

anonymous camgirl
10-24-2016, 02:45 PM
well here's an update hours later!.. never responded back to me.. hmmm


Haha!! I can't wait to see what he says to that! What a total knob.

anonymous camgirl
10-24-2016, 04:39 PM
Here's the gem of the day!


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BadBitch
10-24-2016, 05:01 PM
I'm sure this was posted a bazillion times - but...........

"I'm just here to say hi".

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I don't want you here if you're not paying. Go say hi to a homeless person or an elderly shut-in. Get out! Get out! Get out!

hyori
10-25-2016, 06:53 AM
On CB a guy puts up a takeout menu of of Chinese food and orders me to make him Kung Pao chicken. (I'm Asian).

Me: Really? That's the best you've got? So when was the last time you got to fuck a vagina? Fucking a Great Dane doesn't count. Oh and don't forget you can't order Chinese, you can't afford it, plus your momma wants rent.

CandiceS
10-25-2016, 06:55 AM
"Ewwwwww, you're fat!!!!"

That's me:

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LMAO!!!! Sorry dude...don't thinkkkk soooo

Marina Starr
10-25-2016, 11:11 AM
I always say 'Yup, I'm a lot fatter in person'. LMAOOOOOOO!


"Ewwwwww, you're fat!!!!"

That's me:

LMAO!!!! Sorry dude...don't thinkkkk soooo

CandiceS
10-25-2016, 11:18 AM
I always say 'Yup, I'm a lot fatter in person'. LMAOOOOOOO!

Hahahahahahahaha or something like "I am around 3 thousand pounds" LOL!!!

~Carmen~
10-25-2016, 11:32 AM
"Ewwwwww, you're fat!!!!"

That's me:

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LMAO!!!! Sorry dude...don't thinkkkk soooo

You are very pretty Candice!

CandiceS
10-25-2016, 11:43 AM
You are very pretty Candice!

Thank you so much sweet girl!! ♥♥♥

Genoveve
10-25-2016, 12:14 PM
"Ewwwwww, you're fat!!!!"

LMAO!!!! Sorry dude...don't thinkkkk soooo

He's just hoping that because you're skinny you'll have a 'fat phobia' and he's trying to trigger you. OR he was very clumsily trying to make a joke about you being thin.

ZafinaX
10-25-2016, 12:28 PM
ANybody else getting this dude on streamate?

Dude: "Hey beautiful I wanna play a blackmail game. I want u to make 12 sticky notes and label 10 of them with tip amounts 1-10 and the other 2 saying divorce or more if u want make it interesting and I will pick 5 of these if I pick a tip amount then I have to tip that amount of I pick divorce then I take u exclusive and u call my wife and ruin my marriage. If she doesn't pick up there are no voicemails and I win. If she answers then u say hold on and give me 20 secs to tip u 20 if I do tip the 20 u hang up. Are u game?"

Me: le sigh