View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
CandiceS
10-25-2016, 12:34 PM
He's just hoping that because you're skinny you'll have a 'fat phobia' and he's trying to trigger you. OR he was very clumsily trying to make a joke about you being thin.
I guess he was just trying to be a dick. I don't really know why guys do that, honestly. When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create something. Weird haha
LoraDoll
10-25-2016, 01:27 PM
jeanGreat: boo
jeanGreat: you feel better
jeanGreat: today
(better than what, crap?! )
jeanGreat: I wan motdecit
jeanGreat: whether we talked befire
jeanGreat: wonder
jeanGreat: I wonder if we talked befire
jeanGreat: before
jeanGreat: yeah shutuy
jeanGreat: up
jeanGreat: you were near your dosk
jeanGreat: desk
Me: wanna go pv?
jeanGreat: no
jeanGreat: perdaps it was somoeno olse
jeanGreat: else
jeanGreat: forget it
That wont be hard, I think.
Sunnylexie
10-26-2016, 02:39 AM
"Hi, I'm in the US, 43yo white male, married, no kids, currently at work, could we chat?"
Well since you consider the information relevant - no, we can't, as I happen to irrationally hate specifically 43yo white married men from the US, especially those having no kids and watching cams at work.
Violethollywood
10-26-2016, 07:23 AM
"Hi, I'm in the US, 43yo white male, married, no kids, currently at work, could we chat?"
Well since you consider the information relevant - no, we can't, as I happen to irrationally hate specifically 43yo white married men from the US, especially those having no kids and watching cams at work.
right. WHY THE FUCK DO THEY DO THIS!? SMH .
Marina Starr
10-26-2016, 08:07 AM
http://i65.tinypic.com/122j12u.png
SoloDesire
10-26-2016, 09:36 AM
These guys need to get a new line...this one is OLD af.
MikeSee12: Can u stand say I can see if I want to chat
Me: 5 gold please
MikeSee12 has logged off (reason: user left)
MikeSee12 has logged on
MikeSee12: I want to se if I am going to pay, love ur tits just want to make sure
Me: 5 gold please
MikeSee12: Aaaalright, so many others I would have made a lot more than 5
MikeSee12 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
Uh huh, sure buddy...
http://i.giphy.com/l0HlzHSUws5MryAve.gif
Violethollywood
10-26-2016, 11:12 AM
me: We can cam if you want to
Biggscotty: Only if it's free
YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER.
Chellyinparadise
10-26-2016, 11:18 AM
him:If i take you pvt i want to arrange a meet and make this happen
Uh no fucking way block..
Chellyinparadise
10-26-2016, 11:20 AM
And another..
while trying to perform in pvt he says this.. they are so fucking delusional
so when do i get to come fuck your mouth
gimme an address
im not kidding lemme come over
Chellyinparadise
10-26-2016, 04:58 PM
Jmaster95: can i see your tits
me:sure 5 gold
him:whats gold
me: 5 gold is 5 dollars
leaves comes back with this few seconds later
HIM:whats your income
ME: Whats it matter to you, none of your business anyhow
him:its a turn on
me: still not telling you.
he leaves
CandiceS
10-26-2016, 04:59 PM
Jmaster95: can i see your tits
me:sure 5 gold
him:whats gold
me: 5 gold is 5 dollars
leaves comes back with this few seconds later
HIM:whats your income
ME: Whats it matter to you, none of your business anyhow
him:its a turn on
me: still not telling you.
he leaves
No patience for this kinda of shit, I would throw "10 million dollars a week" right away LMAO
Chellyinparadise
10-26-2016, 05:02 PM
lol
i guess this is the night i get... fucking pulling my hair out already haha
Budman105: Have you fucked any ramdom guys recently?
why just why does it matter on a cam site?
CandiceS
10-26-2016, 05:15 PM
lol
i guess this is the night i get... fucking pulling my hair out already haha
Budman105: Have you fucked any ramdom guys recently?
why just why does it matter on a cam site?
A had a guy yesterday asking me "What can I get for 3 bucks" I felt like saying "my bam" however...Smiled and didn't bother say anything #playingclassy
LoraDoll
10-26-2016, 05:34 PM
in pv
- I like you, so i dont look at u, like u re a prostitute.
- Maybe that was rude.
https://media.giphy.com/media/4EnfhnV0aKYO4/giphy.gif
... Now i m wondering if he was stupid or humilated me in pv. I have no idea what just happened. :D
CandiceS
10-26-2016, 05:38 PM
in pv
- I like you, so i dont look at u, like u re a prostitute.
- Maybe that was rude.
https://media.giphy.com/media/4EnfhnV0aKYO4/giphy.gif
... Now i m wondering if he was stupid or humilated me in pv. I have no idea what just happened. :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed my ass off with that GIF
CandiceS
10-26-2016, 05:39 PM
in pv
- I like you, so i dont look at u, like u re a prostitute.
- Maybe that was rude.
https://media.giphy.com/media/4EnfhnV0aKYO4/giphy.gif
... Now i m wondering if he was stupid or humilated me in pv. I have no idea what just happened. :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed my ass off with that GIF
LoraDoll
10-26-2016, 05:40 PM
lol
i guess this is the night i get... fucking pulling my hair out already haha
Budman105: Have you fucked any ramdom guys recently?
why just why does it matter on a cam site?
yea. i m tired to ask myself, why a dick behave as he do. So annyoing.
Back to the first post. I would explain myself or tell him something, but why. It s been ages ago, i cared about what these people think.
LoraDoll
10-26-2016, 05:47 PM
He also asked, if i do "this" on my own, or someone force me to do it. My eyes became like
https://media.giphy.com/media/hGwvzBNwXDwlO/giphy.gif
Chellyinparadise
10-26-2016, 05:59 PM
LOL loradoll that gif is too much. funny as hell.
LoraDoll
10-26-2016, 06:42 PM
Gagya1 : did you finger yourself in pvt today?
*ignore* in the meanwhile someone else ask about pvt, i say let s go.
Gagya1 : i bet you are really proud of selling your body
*someone else took me to pvt*
I guess, i m not proud, but not ashamed. None about me is his business anyway. What a complete jerk.
Chellyinparadise
10-26-2016, 07:59 PM
Just did a pvt with a guy who did c2c and i swear i couldnt stop looking at the mess in his room looked like episode of the hoaders just things all over piled up i couldnt even watch him stroke because im wondering how the hell he even got in that room in a chair to stroke lol.. i didnt know where else to put this
LoraDoll
10-26-2016, 09:12 PM
prodigy04: hello
prodigy04: where is the rest of your body
***simple anatomy basics for retards***
http://images.clipartpanda.com/human-body-9TRbGzdTe.jpeg
prodigy04: *asking if i do xy in pvt* ?
A***: we can go if u rdy.
prodigy04: i want you in person
A***: well i dont want u
bann.
winnipeg
10-27-2016, 09:43 AM
When they take you to pvt.....not for a show but to ask a stream of personal questions such as married?children?you studying?working? I always say Idk to all of them as it drives me up the wall. This is a cam site, not a speed dating round.
KittyCurious
10-27-2016, 10:05 AM
Story abridged, Flirt4Free, Premiums:
- hey darling, u look so beautiful
- may I see you X?
- oh, I am a new here, first time. How do I tip?
- where is this button?
- sorry I don't have it. Mind doing for free?
- Fuck you
2 GUYS IN A FUCKIN ROW, TWO FUCKIN PREMIUMS!!!
One of them had a nerve to reply:
me: two in a row, seriously duded?
asshole1: yes bb
I wonder if doctors who delivered their birth were first timers as well, and occasionally dropped them on the floor.
BadBitch
10-27-2016, 01:35 PM
A regular comes in. He asks how i am. I tell him that it's a bit slow today. (I was only $25 away from my daily goal).
Him: I'm sorry to hear that.
Me: Thanks. Did you want to do a show?
Him: I can't today. I can't stay.
Me: Um, ok.
Him: But I am going to send you a surprise in your inbox.
Me: Oh goodie - is it a dick pic? Cause I LOVE getting dick pics on slow days.
He is so fucking stupid that he didn't get my sarcasm. He actually sent the pics to my inbox. I responded and told him that I was going to open them during our next pvt.
FUCK YOU, MORON.
CatBBW
10-27-2016, 06:35 PM
Classic...
Guy comes in, rattles on about wanting to talk about blackmail, blah blah, I told him to go private so we can discuss it properly etc. He does the usual "brb". Told me he had 100 credits "ready".
He leaves. Comes back 30 mins later.
Me: hi, welcome back!
HIM: thx
HIM: just been ripped off
HIM: paid for 10 mins
HIM: and she not on cam
Me: oh dear, was she camming on another site at the same time, you think?
HIM: yh
Me: sorry to hear that
HIM: reported her to AW
HIM: wasn't cheap either
Me: oh dear...
HIM: £20
And then I ignored him until he timed out.
Violethollywood
10-27-2016, 07:12 PM
Classic...
Guy comes in, rattles on about wanting to talk about blackmail, blah blah, I told him to go private so we can discuss it properly etc. He does the usual "brb". Told me he had 100 credits "ready".
He leaves. Comes back 30 mins later.
Me: hi, welcome back!
HIM: thx
HIM: just been ripped off
HIM: paid for 10 mins
HIM: and she not on cam
Me: oh dear, was she camming on another site at the same time, you think?
HIM: yh
Me: sorry to hear that
HIM: reported her to AW
HIM: wasn't cheap either
Me: oh dear...
HIM: £20
And then I ignored him until he timed out.
lmao yeah cause thats a lot of money. SMH cheap assholes .
DonaDiabla
10-27-2016, 10:06 PM
On Extralunchmoney:
Him: Hey beautiful, I was wondering if you could wet your bed and film it for 20 credits.
Me: Sorry,watersports is not my thing.
Him: But I got 20 credits and you are just wetting the bed.
Me: Take that somewhere else, Captain cheapskate. :)
Him: Fine, I will take my 20 credits else.
He was block for being cheap :)
Violethollywood
10-28-2016, 07:51 AM
so just had a guy in free chat ask me if i could send a pic... im like sure in a min hes like idnt mean to rush but i havent gotten off in days and i hit prvt and poof hes gone. guess he thought he was getting nudes to wack off to for free
~Carmen~
10-28-2016, 11:32 AM
can i see u profrom right here no show just right here im young with a older wife just want different
CandiceS
10-28-2016, 11:47 AM
- Hello little whore, do you like men?
- Yes...Men though, not a stupid little gay boy like you
BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK
LoraDoll
10-28-2016, 12:19 PM
he enters pvt, and copy text like:
-"hy I m looking for the greatest asshole on the site, is that you?"
me:
- "no, it s you" (ahaha)
he leaves
Chellyinparadise
10-28-2016, 03:23 PM
Last night some guy comes in and says hed like to go pvt but he would have to stab his dick with an injection to get it hard first. I just was like this then laughed.
LoraDoll
10-28-2016, 03:32 PM
moncoeur56 : ass and go pvt bb
moncoeur56 : just ass and go pvt hard
moncoeur56 : yes or no
moncoeur56 : ok you have ugly ass ?
moncoeur56 : ok bye
*leaves*
*returns*
moncoeur56 : mmmmm
moncoeur56 : ass or no ?
moncoeur56 : no ass no pvt ?
moncoeur56 : what arr you doing bb just ass for pvt get up and go pvt
**why he talked all of this, I was busy copy it here** and than:
**random member who just entered** : get out moncoeur
he leaves. :D
CandiceS
10-28-2016, 03:42 PM
moncoeur56 : ass and go pvt bb
moncoeur56 : just ass and go pvt hard
moncoeur56 : yes or no
moncoeur56 : ok you have ugly ass ?
moncoeur56 : ok bye
*leaves*
*returns*
moncoeur56 : mmmmm
moncoeur56 : ass or no ?
moncoeur56 : no ass no pvt ?
moncoeur56 : what arr you doing bb just ass for pvt get up and go pvt
**why he talked all of this, I was busy copy it here** and than:
**random member who just entered** : get out moncoeur
he leaves. :D
I'm looking forward for the day camsites will provide a shotgun button for guys like these. Can we ask for this update? #justwondering
LoraDoll
10-28-2016, 03:53 PM
^ maybe not a good idea, many people would die. But electroshock would work. ^^I wondered on this many times already lol.
LoraDoll
10-28-2016, 03:59 PM
one4hotbabe: hi honey
one4hotbabe: do you have toys?
one4hotbabe: would yo ustand up and turn around? wanna see what u got honey? - 3
one4hotbabe: not interessted?
Bann. no.
It s funny, how many of them try to play,he rule the place. Well no bitch. Take ur inferiority complex elsewhere.
CandiceS
10-28-2016, 04:13 PM
^ maybe not a good idea, many people would die. But electroshock would work. ^^I wondered on this many times already lol.
As long as they are fucking annoying freeloaders...I don't really care how many would die LMAO
Marina Starr
10-28-2016, 04:27 PM
STR8MAN4TRANS1: i bet you trick a lot of straight men.
Hoe: Actually, it's the opposite. A lot of men tricked me into thinking they were decent people.
*STR8MAN4TRANS1 leaves *
Ooops, must be another indecent fuckboys. Truth hurts. I don't trick. I get a lot more dicks when they know I'm a special girl. TRUST.
Chellyinparadise
10-28-2016, 07:12 PM
Sincitycock1: Perfect lips nice natural boobs baby I want to put a ring on ur beautiful hands would u marry a youngernman that will give u orgazums everyday baby
me: if i ever get married again i better have a big ass ring to make it worth it..
i laugh
KittyCurious
10-28-2016, 07:16 PM
MFC member, a tipper and sorta gentleman.
- Well, I am not just some bag of money, you know.
My darling, you exactly are. A nice to deal with, sweet and funny, bag of money I am squeezing with my careful fingers.
Chellyinparadise
10-28-2016, 07:18 PM
MFC member, a tipper and sorta gentleman.
- Well, I am not just some bag of money, you know.
My darling, you exactly are. A nice to deal with, sweet and funny, bag of money I am squeezing with my careful fingers.
Lol this made me laugh the guys can be so dumb but love your reply :)
xoprincessremy
10-29-2016, 03:18 AM
idiot: do u want to see me cum in my mouth
me: sure! let's go pvt or excl
idiot: stick out your tongue
me: what would be the purpose of that?
idiot: me to cum
-kicks-
what a fucking idiot
This guy comes into someone else's private while I'm moving around and, immediately:
CUNTbrother (invisible): sorry thats an ugly cunt
yuli: Those are my knees???????
Cutie101
10-29-2016, 08:39 PM
guest12: the way she look is sexy too
guest5: hey bby i would love u to suck my dick with your lipstick on
guest12: g5 slow down
guest12: you talk to mother of my future children
guest5: shut up g12 u nonce
guest12: g5 fuck you minnion
guest5: gayboy g12
guest12: g5 yeah I am gay bend over
guest5: never ming g12 you cant help it
guest12: g5 but you can help me so bend over
guest5: poof
guest12: g5 what? pooof? is it too big 4 you?
guest12: shall I go slowly?
guest12: g5 i use more lube dont worry hahaha
guest5: g12 is gayboy nonce
guest12: g5 is my bitch
guest12: i rent g5 to anyone that has 10
guest12: I am g5's official pimp lol
guest5: yes but i thought u wanted it kept a secret g12
guest12: g5 I am your pimp bro. time to earn some money
guest5: because u have a little dick g12
guest12: g5 whatever, I am your pimp, so get your ass in street corner
guest5: only if u dont get jealous g12
guest5: ive never had it done by a gayboy before g12
guest12: g5 now you experinced it you will always come back to daddy
guest5: mmmmm
guest12: g5 enjoy get the last drops
guest5: can i suck your tiny dick pls
guest12: g5 you are a bitch if you call my 12 inch small then you must have been fucked by an eleph
guest5: that is small g12, i had that size when i was born
guest5: never mind
guest12: g5 you are mentally not stable.
guest12: I wont talk to you anymore
guest5: you just admitted you had baby size dick lol
guest5: hahaha
guest5: 12 lol
guest5: well small
guest12: g5 you told me you got fucked as a baby. thats the red line
guest12: finished
guest12: you are FINISHED
guest5: i said i had 12 dick in size when i was born u idiot
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drearea
10-29-2016, 08:48 PM
Last night some guy comes in and says hed like to go pvt but he would have to stab his dick with an injection to get it hard first. I just was like this then laughed.
I've done ballbusting clips. Dudeman used some sort of injection to keep his dick hard during filming lol I was like "wait oh you actually are going to the bathroom to needle your dick.. okay" somehow that stood out to me as more strange than that he was paying me $2-300 an hour for ballbusting lol
drearea
10-29-2016, 08:56 PM
http://imgur.com/a/ArvOY
After I told him I wouldn't show my ass unless he tipped lol
Magda_Lena
10-29-2016, 10:13 PM
After I told him I wouldn't show my ass unless he tipped lol
The day before yesterday...
- Hi love
- Turn around and show me your ass
Me: Tip X
Goes to PM:
- Stupid slut, here we are CLIENTS, you have to do what we tell you to do. Idiot. Fake tits whore. I will destroy you, I will get your cam score low.
Me: You can leave, I don't need cheap assholes like you here.
- I will start saying in your room your show is recorded.
Me: Thanks for telling me that, now I think I will finally get a good sleep.
- Bitch. Slut. Idiot.
(Goes on)
Me: Thanks for spending that much time on me, didn't know I was that important in your life.
**LOGS OFF**
Yes, I made it long, but I was too pissed off that day for some many cheap assholes.
Chellyinparadise
10-29-2016, 10:20 PM
I've done ballbusting clips. Dudeman used some sort of injection to keep his dick hard during filming lol I was like "wait oh you actually are going to the bathroom to needle your dick.. okay" somehow that stood out to me as more strange than that he was paying me $2-300 an hour for ballbusting lol
Haha thats great, love hearing youre experience. Thanks for sharing, i guess it is a real thing. I wouldnt want to watch him do it though haha
Sunnylexie
10-30-2016, 03:12 AM
Sincitycock1: Perfect lips nice natural boobs baby I want to put a ring on ur beautiful hands would u marry a youngernman that will give u orgazums everyday baby
me: if i ever get married again i better have a big ass ring to make it worth it..
i laugh
Him typing "orgasums" has ruined all the potential orgasms he could've given lol.