View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
DeepThoughts
11-05-2016, 09:27 AM
greatguy4ever (invisible): hi babe how are you
I am a palm reader babe I love to read womens' palms I can see what no one can see
Me: Oh boy! I wonder what he will ask for next...........
greatguy4ever (invisible): Can I see your palms up close pretty please
.....and there it is.
victoriavein
11-05-2016, 01:13 PM
Before exclusive:
"I just want you to watch me. Don't do anything just sit like that and watch me."
2 minutes into exclusive:
"Dont you wanna show your pussy and play too bb?"
https://media.giphy.com/media/sauYjWmJJ18xW/giphy.gif
Genoveve
11-05-2016, 02:40 PM
^^His fantasy was probably that you'd get so turned on by what you were seeing that you'd have to disobey him, hence the 'why aren't you playing with yourself even though I told you not to?' :dunce:
heyho
11-05-2016, 03:53 PM
People who type out extensive questions and specific requests and have you read their BS and answer "yes, yes, yes, I'd love to, sounds really fun" and then camp silently for 3 more minutes, and then just LEAVE, should all be shot up the asshole.
I've had way too many of these fucktwats today. I feel like putting up a SERIOUS ENQUIRIES ONLY sign next to my face.
DonaDiabla
11-06-2016, 07:04 AM
This guy in free chat:
Hairy pussy, bb?
Show ass!
Hairy Pussy!!
Show ass!
Then he is blocked :) What a fine gentleman!::)
Chellyinparadise
11-06-2016, 12:43 PM
Before exclusive:
"I just want you to watch me. Don't do anything just sit like that and watch me."
2 minutes into exclusive:
"Dont you wanna show your pussy and play too bb?"
https://media.giphy.com/media/sauYjWmJJ18xW/giphy.gif
Haha i had a guy tell me that before and then asked why i wasnt laying back i said because you told me to sit like i am and watch HELLO! LOL
bbwbrianna
11-06-2016, 09:40 PM
Cheapdouchebag: "lower your exclusive price to 2.49 and were all good, deal?
Me: FUCK YOU CHEAP DOUCHEBAG (I block the cunt)
This guy was already getting on my nerves from the get go. He came in twice before. The first time around the douchebag told me what he wanted in private and I agreed to it. He then proceeded to lurk and grill me on why exclusive was lower than premium. Why I wouldn't submit to men etc. So I had to kick him out the first time around because it was slow and I was already in a bad mood. I felt he should have found a model who had the price range he was asking for. I'm not a fucking used car sales lot!
Another gem:
anothercheaploser: 9.99 a minute? sorry not gon happen. Who are you beyonce? (BLOCK)
The dude was referring to my premium rate, which was inflated purposely to keep 30 second peepers out. But if I were beyonce I would charge a hell of a lot more than ten dollars and wouldn't give this loser the time of day.
victoriavein
11-07-2016, 07:35 AM
^^His fantasy was probably that you'd get so turned on by what you were seeing that you'd have to disobey him, hence the 'why aren't you playing with yourself even though I told you not to?' :dunce:
haha yeah probably. these guys are a piece of work. when i did finally take the panties off he disappeared. ????
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/alrightythen.jpg
AnotherLily
11-08-2016, 08:11 AM
jackass: *tips 1 gold* Show that ass
me: I got you baby * writes the word " ASS" in a notebook and shows it to the cam*
jackass has logged off
Chellyinparadise
11-10-2016, 07:26 PM
Regulars who havent spent in awhile and come in to chat and dont spend yet they come in to just say this.. im like..
him: well nice to see ya-just thought I'd stop in to say hello...I will catchya soon tho!
Teddy_Bear
11-10-2016, 07:58 PM
"WOW absolutely amazing tits!"
"Whoa but you are expensive... dream on hahahahaha"
Goes to silently block because I am sick of them bitching and I get whisked into exclusive by a new custie...
"Ignore the cheap losers you are worth every cent!"
Proceeds to just chat to me for 14 minutes all the while telling me he's saving me from free chat hell.
Smile firmly re-affixed to my face for the rest of my shift. Cheap losers stick to your price range and if you can't afford me just fuck off without the constant whining. The price ain't ever changing unless I increase it further.
Entitled Lurker: "Why don't you ever wear something that shows off your beautiful cleavage?" I ignored him, way to announce yourself as the biggest freeloader in the room!
Sunnylexie
11-11-2016, 01:47 AM
THe fucker didn't even find it necessary to greet me back. Way to ask for camming 101.
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Marina Starr
11-11-2016, 05:41 AM
They do that off cam too. I find it so rude when you ask someone how they're doing and they just ignored your question.
THe fucker didn't even find it necessary to greet me back. Way to ask for camming 101.
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Dorami
11-11-2016, 08:55 AM
Moron: Let's do a show, I'll pay you with a dinner
are you actually that retarded to think I even want to meet you in real life?
LoraDoll
11-12-2016, 07:45 AM
This guy show off in prev day, how broke he is (started to explain in free chat, the disgusting shit, he wanna do to "me")
I responded he make me wanna vomit. :D
today:
teddybaer15: All just money horny no more normal women.
He have no idea we work here, thinks it s a dating site. :D
DonaDiabla
11-13-2016, 08:43 AM
This guy:
Him:Hey mistress, I would like to do some financial domination.
Me: Sure, shall we began to session now?
Him: Mistress, I only have 10 dollars.
Me: Block!
No cheap subs allow! :)
selerah
11-13-2016, 02:54 PM
I always have a general vibe going in the room, so I can chat with everyone. I dislike when someone comes in the room expecting all of my attention, asking so many questions that I can't talk to anyone else and then they don't even have interest in a private session, they're just needy. That's something I don't like. Its happened several times, before I became aware of the block button.
selerah
11-13-2016, 03:02 PM
One thing I absolutely hate is when people ask me where I'm from. I know this is probably one of the most common questions to ask or receive, but it is a major turn off. I have absolutely no interest in meeting anyone from the site, so where I'm from is not important in any way. It literally kills my vibe, when I'm having a sensual conversation, and then you ask me my location, I'm like, "....ummm New York" (not really where I live) How does it change anything? I do not get why so many guys ask this. I said, "Earth" a few times, and they always left (I guess they didn't like my sarcasm). I've had a few people who don't even want private sessions, but are asking me to be in a relationship with them and sending me pictures and phone numbers. That has happened much recently but I mean, come on. End rant. Lol
Marina Starr
11-14-2016, 10:01 AM
bdicks32: show me your tits first
Hoe: i show in pvt or exclusive!
bdicks32: why not here before we go pvt
bdicks32 was blocked because I don't have the energy to answer that fuckery!
~Carmen~
11-15-2016, 07:46 AM
In free chat: "I'm trying to be a respectful man."
Me: "A respectful man always tips or buys a show".
"Logs off"
Marina Starr
11-15-2016, 07:52 AM
Truth be told!
In free chat: "I'm trying to be a respectful man."
Me: "A respectful man always tips or buys a show".
"Logs off"
selerah
11-15-2016, 08:34 AM
When a guy tries to get you to go searching for bizarre items... :wizard: This I get a lot! Dude, I'm not abandoning everyone else in the room to go look for my fuzziest sweater so that you won't even pay me for a session :genie::heartbeat
Dorami
11-15-2016, 09:18 AM
cheap fuck: show boobs
me: pay
cheap fuck: but you already have x tokens
me: x tokens that YOU didn't give, someone else did *bans*
Chellyinparadise
11-15-2016, 05:50 PM
Start my shift and this is the first thing i get fucking losers.
him: hey slut you want some dick
me: hey prick, pay me to be a slut for you in private dont address me as a slut unless youre paying for me to be one. now have some respect when you come in to my room.
Marina Starr
11-15-2016, 06:07 PM
For some reasons I don't mind being call a slut or whore in private/exclusive but when they do just pop in and use those words, I'm enraged!
Start my shift and this is the first thing i get fucking losers.
him: hey slut you want some dick
me: hey prick, pay me to be a slut for you in private dont address me as a slut unless youre paying for me to be one. now have some respect when you come in to my room.
Chellyinparadise
11-15-2016, 06:08 PM
For some reasons I don't mind being call a slut or whore in private/exclusive but when they do just pop in and use those words, I'm enraged!
Yea me too marina i am with you on that i snapped on him lol
SkoomaQueen
11-15-2016, 07:04 PM
I wish I took a screenshot of this bizarre freeloader today. It started out pretty normal then out of nowhere "Show ass" "I'll consider your demands in private" then he goes on, apparently his dad died a few days ago, his wife is 'too skinny', he gets his inheritance in a week, his life is so hard and he has "22 days worth of cum built up" and don't I know that I'm not the only fish in the sea, and he'll remember me not throwing him a bone when he was down. This went on for so long, I eventually kicked him because he wouldn't stop, but damn. It was the most desperate attempt to see ass that I've ever heard.
Chellyinparadise
11-15-2016, 07:59 PM
Guy comes in and asks for tits so i say 5 gold he then tips and i show tits, then he says give me pussy i said no pussy in free chat he then says show me pussy i again tell him no pussy in free chat so he asks for ass, i say thats 4 gold he tells me he paid me 5 gold i tell him he got what he paid for i showed him tits then he comes up with this middle finger emoji and flips me off and i am like this.. well fuck you too buddy.. tonight has been nothing but assholes and dicks will be glad when this shift is over.
Chellyinparadise
11-15-2016, 09:10 PM
holeinone2: to expensive for tits with stretch marks
yea ok loser.. my tits make more than you do working in a day than you do all week fuck off... lol
Tonight is just awful
Marina Starr
11-15-2016, 09:16 PM
Addonsnapchat: I'm new here just got out from doing 3 years
Hoe: let's celebrate your new found freedom in exclusive!
Addonsnapchat: i'm shy
Hoe: if you were in prison then you're anything but shy.
Chellyinparadise
11-15-2016, 09:17 PM
That made me crack up marina thanks for the laugh needed it love your response. :)
DeepThoughts
11-16-2016, 06:53 AM
RandomWanker: one time I held my load in for 40 days and my cock hole straight farted when I blew
Like I really just didnt want to fucking know that! Why is he telling me this? I swear Im putting my rates up again. I dont get paid enough to listen to this sort of thing!!!!
~Carmen~
11-16-2016, 06:58 AM
RandomWanker: one time I held my load in for 40 days and my cock hole straight farted when I blew
Like I really just didnt want to fucking know that! Why is he telling me this? I swear Im putting my rates up again. I dont get paid enough to listen to this sort of thing!!!!
Ewww!!!
Tigrillo
11-16-2016, 07:19 AM
This is my translation so I don't know if the funny will work in English, but this guy got me at a good time after I had cents to reach my high goal yesterday:
Idiot (right coming in): you ready to take my cum batch stut?
Me: batch? Stut? (Laugh my ass off for real, ignore)
Idiot: werre you from?
Me: Mexico. It's in the profile.
Idiot: age?
Me: Dude. In the profile. Seems not only can't you write, you can't read either.
Idiot: funny. U want money or not batch?
Me: (Crying with laughter) Not yours specially, no. Right now I'm kinda thinking I don't charge nearly enough to deal with a knob limpdick like you. If you wish you can wait and I'll go raise my rates. :)
Idiot: who wants to see you anyway, there are better smuts out there.
Me: S-L-U-T. B-I-T-C-H. Dude if you're going to be insulting try to do it right, you're embarassing yourself.
Idiots: there are so many better hores here than you, your ears are huge.
Me: (waiting for one beat): And yet you're still here. I agree there are excellent girls out there, why don't you do pester one of them? We have all agreed here that you're a limp loser meathead.
Idiot: Convince me to give you my money, ugly batch.
Me: Certainly! I love this to entice: it's called my BOOT! Bye! /ban
I usually would have banned him much earlier, but I was in such a great mood and he was just such a perfect idiot, maybe I should be posting this in the Camming Rocks thread. :D ah good times.
Marina Starr
11-16-2016, 07:31 AM
liamjack: are you pre or post op?
Hoe: I am all natural.
liamjack: post op?
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_lf62lkrZYS1qacf8m_zps06132f94.gif
PixiieGirl
11-16-2016, 07:38 AM
liamjack: are you pre or post op?
Hoe: I am all natural.
liamjack: post op?
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_lf62lkrZYS1qacf8m_zps06132f94.gif
was this on AW???
I had some guy who kept insisting I was trans on there the other day v.v
Marina Starr
11-16-2016, 07:45 AM
Yeees! He was hoping you were? I swear the surplus of men into trans are astronomical!
was this on AW???
I had some guy who kept insisting I was trans on there the other day v.v
AnotherLily
11-16-2016, 08:01 AM
Copy&paste idiot: OMG! I went to school with you!
me: Certainly, I'm sure.
*copy&paste idiot has logged off*
PixiieGirl
11-16-2016, 08:23 AM
Yeees! He was hoping you were? I swear the surplus of men into trans are astronomical!
I kinda assumed he was trolling cause I went through about 3 minutes of explaining I wasnt trans and he was like "you must be!" lol
evaeva
11-16-2016, 09:15 AM
"I hope this isn't your full time job...doesn't seem like you're making very much today, huh?" - some fucking asshole freeloader that had been sitting in my room asking me dumbass questions and telling me about his life as if I actually give a fuck.
I very rarely break out the ban hammer but after the week I've had, I couldn't resist.
evaeva
11-16-2016, 09:18 AM
Also I am starting to get sooooo fucking pissed everytime I do a private show with some guy that like doesn't even understand how the female body works (expecting me to cum in .5 seconds from fingering myself OVER my panties, literally what is wrong with you??) saying stuff like "I bet you've never been fucked like this before" and me having to go along with it and pretend I'm actually turned on by it is getting harder and harder by the day.
Dorami
11-16-2016, 11:04 AM
"I hope this isn't your full time job...doesn't seem like you're making very much today, huh?" - some fucking asshole freeloader that had been sitting in my room asking me dumbass questions and telling me about his life as if I actually give a fuck.
I very rarely break out the ban hammer but after the week I've had, I couldn't resist.
I HATE THOSE! I always get those idiots in my room asking about how much I make and saying I dont make enough. If they care about it so much they should be giving me money.
Dorami
11-16-2016, 11:06 AM
Also I am starting to get sooooo fucking pissed everytime I do a private show with some guy that like doesn't even understand how the female body works (expecting me to cum in .5 seconds from fingering myself OVER my panties, literally what is wrong with you??) saying stuff like "I bet you've never been fucked like this before" and me having to go along with it and pretend I'm actually turned on by it is getting harder and harder by the day.
That's something I love about not showing my face on cam. They think I'm turned on while I'm just there rolling my eyes in annoyance and swearing to myself lol
victoriavein
11-16-2016, 11:08 AM
"Turn down your music"
Kicked
"I sent you 3 pics. Go check email"
Kicked
Thou shalt not make demands or requests without paying. Maybe I should put that as my room topic? Hmmm
Genoveve
11-16-2016, 04:59 PM
Copy&paste idiot: OMG! I went to school with you!
me: Certainly, I'm sure.
*copy&paste idiot has logged off*
These crack me up. I'll get guys who come in my room and say stuff like "Omg! It's you! What the hell are you doing on here?" thinking I'm going to think I've been busted by someone I know and freak the fuck out. I just sit there and ask them if they're going to spend money or nah.
Chellyinparadise
11-16-2016, 05:14 PM
These crack me up. I'll get guys who come in my room and say stuff like "Omg! It's you! What the hell are you doing on here?" thinking I'm going to think I've been busted by someone I know and freak the fuck out. I just sit there and ask them if they're going to spend money or nah.
Haha i tell them oh yea you know me huh? awesome lets catch up and chat in pvt then. They will just leave lol
PrincessfromHell
11-16-2016, 05:27 PM
This guy:
Him:Hey mistress, I would like to do some financial domination.
Me: Sure, shall we began to session now?
Him: Mistress, I only have 10 dollars.
Me: Block!
No cheap subs allow! :)
Sometimes they even have the nerve to ask for smth like purplish reddish green mesh latex shimmery long gloves "to lure them into spending more"...and I have only 10-20-30$,mistress, I am a paypiggy
Ppphhhhleeeeaaaseeee
justanothercamgirl
11-16-2016, 06:00 PM
Haha i tell them oh yea you know me huh? awesome lets catch up and chat in pvt then. They will just leave lol
Oooooooh, that is just genius. I love it!
Genoveve
11-17-2016, 04:58 PM
Does anyone ever get those guys who come into your room and tell you to ban them? For no reason? I assume that the whole reason behind it is an attempt to start a convo, like I guess they're hoping you'll get really confused and shocked and be like "Wait, why?" and then they can launch into whatever BS they want to talk about. I just say "Okay," and block them lol.
Chellyinparadise
11-17-2016, 07:47 PM
Him: how much?
me: for what?
him: for you
me: im priceless you couldnt afford me im one of a kind babe
him: and im gone..
LOL i just laughed