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Bananabunny
11-18-2016, 03:54 PM
GreedyLoserOnChaturbate: Hey bb can u make 6 tokens per minute for a private show? (mine are 30/minute and I won't change it ever!!)
Me (to him in a PM so that I wont' get banned from Chaturbate for this greedy fucker): So that you can cum your lil 1 inch cock off and also fuck off in under one minute? Bitch please! *bans his ugly hairy ass after 10 seconds so I make sure he read my last message*

Bananabunny
11-18-2016, 04:15 PM
Sounds like a new kind of fetish. The block-fetish. Next time someone asks me to block them I say.

,,That costs 50 tokens!" LOL

~Carmen~
11-19-2016, 09:47 AM
Watch out for this clown. Sending fake gold:

looneytunes0012005 (invisible): hi
☝☝ looneytunes0012005 has successfully sent $5.00

ArynAdams
11-19-2016, 12:12 PM
"Add me on snapchat."
-Here's a link to premium.-
"I'm not paying for that. I just want to be friends."
"Well, I only have premium snapchat for business."
"My business is twice what yours is."
"Then you should have no problem paying for the product you want."
"You must not know who I am. You should be asking me for my snapchat."

And yet, here we are... you asking me for my snapchat *long stare*

ArynAdams
11-19-2016, 12:15 PM
When a guy tries to get you to go searching for bizarre items... :wizard: This I get a lot! Dude, I'm not abandoning everyone else in the room to go look for my fuzziest sweater so that you won't even pay me for a session :genie::heartbeat

This. I hate. I'm always torn between "you may legitimately just want to see what it is I have before you tip for me to wear it" or "you just want to make me fucking move you asshooollllle." 50/50 shot.

MyRealNameIsWeird
11-21-2016, 08:41 AM
Yeees! He was hoping you were? I swear the surplus of men into trans are astronomical!

Strapon = Best. Investment. Ever. Seriously, I don't even want to know how much these guys would love me if it were flesh!

AnotherLily
11-21-2016, 08:52 AM
Watch out for this clown. Sending fake gold:

looneytunes0012005 (invisible): hi
☝☝ looneytunes0012005 has successfully sent $5.00


I ask 'so how long have you been trying to scam girls?' they either flee or legit tip.

Marina Starr
11-21-2016, 10:56 AM
LOL! You would have to fight them off you on cam and in real life. The surplus of men both gay and straight that like their ass play with are astronomical.
It's also sad that they're too insecure and ashamed to admit it. What you sexually enjoy doesn't make you less of a man or woman. #ownit


Strapon = Best. Investment. Ever. Seriously, I don't even want to know how much these guys would love me if it were flesh!

LoraDoll
11-21-2016, 01:10 PM
guy in pvt say, he ll send a link - a porn movie- and i should watch it, and masturbate for it.

No fucking way, weirdo.

I say no, and he: but it ll turn u on.
All i wanna do, is just cry in a dark corner. :D

LoraDoll
11-21-2016, 07:54 PM
faithaslimits25: You are white American ?
faithaslimits25: I think I ask you before but I forget if you are American or Romanian
faithaslimits25: Because you have disposition..
faithaslimits25: or vinration
faithaslimits25: that says "American" to me for some reason
faithaslimits25: Not sure why
faithaslimits25: Ok English
faithaslimits25: So you are American
faithaslimits25: I knew it
faithaslimits25: Answer me you entitled stuck up know-it-all American women ..
faithaslimits25: I ahve 15 credits
faithaslimits25: I have 15 credits here
faithaslimits25: And they will not be spent on your pussy - until you answer my question

I have a question too. Why idiots dont pay in these days, just talk.

LoraDoll
11-21-2016, 09:08 PM
While it was ridiculously slow and dead, all night long.

A***: someone wanna go pv?
SMALLDICKINDIAN: i want to but
guest5: but?
SMALLDICKINDIAN: ive never doneit before and im scared
A***: that sucks.
SMALLDICKINDIAN: maybe if you convinced me a little more
A***: stay scared.
SMALLDICKINDIAN: ok
SMALLDICKINDIAN: where are you from?
A***: worst bullshit, i ever heared or at least one of them, and u still have the nerve to sit here
A***: u re not scared. u re a beggar.
A***: "i m scared pls convice me, to go pvt". U jerks think, i worry, that i m not "good enough" or what. Riddiculous.
A***: actually, I m not going to beg for any fat tard for their shitty pvt
A***: thank you

I Banned everyone from the room, one of them came back, and took me pvt. :O This is how things goes.

Cutie101
11-22-2016, 12:28 AM
While it was ridiculously slow and dead, all night long.

A***: someone wanna go pv?
SMALLDICKINDIAN: i want to but
guest5: but?
SMALLDICKINDIAN: ive never doneit before and im scared
A***: that sucks.
SMALLDICKINDIAN: maybe if you convinced me a little more
A***: stay scared.


AHAHAHAHHA!!!;D;D;D;D "stay scared"
:)) I loved it lol!!!!

Cutie101
11-22-2016, 12:35 AM
Idiot: i'm good babe, what's up with u?

Me: all awesome here! thanks for asking :-P

Me: what are u in the mood for?

Idiot: cool, i gotta day off work, any suggestions? ;-)

Me: come in private with me

Idiot: i'd love my hands in your hair and my fingers in your knickers

Me: sounds great! what are you waiting for?

Idiot: what shoes are u wearing babe? shoes are important...

Me: and my time as well

Idiot has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)

*************************************************

I fucking hate when I ask them to go to private and they act like they don't see. It fucking kills my everything!!!

Cutie101
11-22-2016, 05:28 AM
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AnotherLily
11-22-2016, 06:25 AM
Iliccit69: can i see ur show sexy

me: the show starts in premium chat baby

Iliccit69: good it will be better once i see ur ass hole and tight little wet pussy

me: ready when you are baby

Iliccit69: i aint paying to see ass and pussy never have never will

Iliccit69: wtf

me: If you want free pussy why not try tinder?

Iliccit69 has logged off (reason: user left)


LOL these boys are a mess.

Marina Starr
11-22-2016, 08:22 AM
The bigger mess is he probably tried tinder and the girls be like 'no sir! LOLOLOL


Iliccit69: can i see ur show sexy

me: the show starts in premium chat baby

Iliccit69: good it will be better once i see ur ass hole and tight little wet pussy

me: ready when you are baby

Iliccit69: i aint paying to see ass and pussy never have never will

Iliccit69: wtf

me: If you want free pussy why not try tinder?

Iliccit69 has logged off (reason: user left)


LOL these boys are a mess.

EricaErotica
11-23-2016, 06:49 AM
SMH! These customers are so stupid and ignorant. It is seriously mind blowing. I had a customer today want to talk about HIV/AIDS. I have been in this industry for 8 years and in that time period I have only spoken to 3 customers where this a fetish of theirs. He was talking about celebrities who have it. Then he goes on to say there is a cure. I do not know if this was part of his fantasy, but I was not willing to go along with his ignorant statements anymore. I tell him no there is not a cure. There are just anti-viral treatments to slow the progression of the disease. He insists there is a cure. I keep telling him that he is mistaken. Finally, I had to end our chat because he was pissing me off. I just hope he uses a condom when he fucks. But knowing these guys the only thing he is fucking is his fist in his mother's basement. LOL!

victoriavein
11-23-2016, 09:39 AM
"you are so sexy"
"i want to take you pvt but im broke
so I guess we can just hang out tonite lol"


https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xqazDB9Ahfcb3G/giphy.gif

Sunnylexie
11-23-2016, 12:14 PM
Asshat: hi will you you p e e for me?

From the way he typed it, he's well aware it's against the site rules and he may get muted (at the very least) for typing it the normal way. But from the fact he did type it he still hopes I would do it, on the very same site. That's right, he wants me to go and do what he's too scared to name. Go fuck yourself with a burning cactus, you prick.

LoraDoll
11-24-2016, 09:52 PM
The "I think i m so funny" guy.

guest39: show me some stuff since your on the website right
SarahsBabe: @GUSET39 LETS ROAST THIS BITCH
guest39: ALRIGHT
guest39: lips so big looking like a farm
SarahsBabe: NOSE LOOKIN LIKE YOU GOT A NOSE JOB 6 YEARS AGO LOOKIN ASS
SarahsBabe: EARS LOKKING LIKE JUMBO THE ELEPHANT LOKKIN ASS
A***: re u stupid for real? :D bye dumbass

smokinjimmy : can I get a Lil show b4 we go pvt
A***: wtf u want?! (I meant it like: wtf u want on the site, or in my room, loser?! )
A****: :D

someone else too me pvt thankfully.

Sunnylexie
11-25-2016, 02:52 AM
A random firsttimer goes pvt:

Me: Hello! What shall I do to make you smile?
Firsttimer: The usual.
Me: Not like I've done any shows for you before, what do you enjoy?
Firsttimer: you know
stuff
Me: Well honey, my crystal ball is in the service so you'll have to tell me what you like rather than have me read your mind.
Firsttimer *leaves*

Turns out I'm actually supposed to read minds lol.

@LoraDoll LMAO immature fuckers. THey don't sound old enough to be on the site lol.

livroyale
11-25-2016, 09:44 AM
Not sure where else to put this. In free chat, this guy said he wanted a strap-on show and asked me to change into lingerie. Went to exclusive and as I was changing, I was asking him questions and then he sprung this shit on me. Blocked and reported immediately. I do not abide this fucking shit.

CaptDirk
Member #12023149

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LoraDoll
11-25-2016, 04:33 PM
case123214807679 : text me at 334 764 5658
case123214807679 : please baby
A****: u re disgustingly pathetic.

leaves.

Lizzie Borden
11-26-2016, 07:50 AM
I had a bad attitude yesterday and just wasn't in the mood. Sorry for the crap quality. My compy was being dumb and wouldn't screen shot, so I took this terrible pic with my phone. LOL

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victoriavein
11-26-2016, 09:35 AM
him: hey sexy. great tits (my tits totally covered up but okay?? lol)
beautiful eyes. can you stand?

me: can you tip?

him: :)

him: so where are you from?

me: US. what are you looking for tonight?

he leaves

the smile emoji pissed me off more than anything. like it's a joke to pay me for my services. fuck outta here

evaeva
11-26-2016, 02:48 PM
When a guy offers to be your 'online master' as if I actually want anything to do with these dudes when I'm not broadcasting. Oh wow, you're offering to order me around all day and receive photos of me doing what you say for FREE? Gee, thanks. What did I do to deserve such a wonderful offer??

Teddy_Bear
11-26-2016, 07:13 PM
Him: "So what do I get for free?"
Me: *Radio silence reading SW*
Him: "You ain't doing nothing!"
Me: "Yeah that's what you get for free...nothing"
Him: *Tips 20 gold* "That was quite funny"

*Oddball has logged off*

winnipeg
11-27-2016, 06:39 AM
He took me to pvt and this occured:
Him: what are you in the mood for today?
Me: how bout some more of what I'm doing right now?
Him: what do you mean?
Me: would you rather I do something else? What do you have in mind?
User logs off.
How can these men not even communicate what they want over a damn computer?!

AnotherLily
11-27-2016, 05:10 PM
Not so much what werty126 (14135123) on SM said
but the 1 star rating because he wanted an exclusive show at a premium price. LOL yeah no.

AnotherLily
11-27-2016, 05:12 PM
When a guy offers to be your 'online master' as if I actually want anything to do with these dudes when I'm not broadcasting. Oh wow, you're offering to order me around all day and receive photos of me doing what you say for FREE? Gee, thanks. What did I do to deserve such a wonderful offer??

bb you're not a TWUE sub then. LOL

Lizzie Borden
11-27-2016, 05:19 PM
Not so much what werty126 (14135123) on SM said
but the 1 star rating because he wanted an exclusive show at a premium price. LOL yeah no.

That's exactly what just happened to me! Lol @ these petty bitchholes.

AnotherLily
11-27-2016, 05:25 PM
^ member quality is taking a nose dive sadly.

bbwbrianna
11-27-2016, 05:38 PM
Fucking circumcisionfetish on chaturbate. This sick fucks fetish was women watching circumcisions being performed. Fucker then tips me and sends me a youtube video with a boy having a circumcision in India. Didn't think much of it at first then it hit me when the asshole asked me if I was getting turned on. NO I don't get turned on looking at children you sick fuck! Banned and need to report this pedo to site but don't have screencap. Am an emotional wreck right now because some things I just can't handle!

Cutie101
11-27-2016, 05:55 PM
Fucking circumcisionfetish on chaturbate. This sick fucks fetish was women watching circumcisions being performed. Fucker then tips me and sends me a youtube video with a boy having a circumcision in India. Didn't think much of it at first then it hit me when the asshole asked me if I was getting turned on. NO I don't get turned on looking at children you sick fuck! Banned and need to report this pedo to site but don't have screencap. Am an emotional wreck right now because some things I just can't handle!

Fucking psychopats! I wish he is getting circumcised without anesthetic!!!

Bridgetxo
11-27-2016, 07:04 PM
I had someone ask me for a "charitable donation" (a flash). I said no, only if you tip for it. He called me thirsty. Lol you are the one asking for free shit, yet I'm the thirsty one. Sure bro.

LoraDoll
11-27-2016, 08:00 PM
cheapass comes to pv
"can u do 1.99"?
no.

cheapass leave.
How sickening these people are, this is a tragedy.

Cutie101
11-27-2016, 08:47 PM
cheapass comes to pv
"can u do 1.99"?
no.

cheapass leave.
How sickening these people are, this is a tragedy.

I remember when I was on 1,99 on Jasmin and idiots were asking if I can go lower.
I was like "wtf dude, is the lowest price on site!!!"
"ohh bb but others have 0,98!".

Ummm... YEAA!!! they are on the 1st day promotion!!! #facepalm

LoraDoll
11-27-2016, 11:21 PM
tard asking if i m from the states, in free chat. I just bann. He returns to pvt.

- how fast can u take off those jeans?
- what kind of question is that?
- a good one.
- irritating one, i d say.
blablabla... i take clothes off, in the meanwhile
-ride your comb (there is a hairbrush on the edge of my bed)
- I think this session ends now. U dont have the money, to make me go that low, what u expect. It was a pleasure...

he leaves. Not in the mood for irritating stupid assholes tonight. The one who think ahh i have some money, now i can do watever, i can be a super asshole, coz why not?! And i feel sorry for any girls, who contact with him, on any way.

PrincessfromHell
11-29-2016, 09:21 PM
This gem enters my private, claims being into financial domination, asking for a discount code followed with "I only visit cheap hosts here"
and since I am not 1-98/min findomme..."discount, please, mistress".

(Imlive, no wonder lol)

I am sorry, what did you say?

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PrincessfromHell
11-29-2016, 09:25 PM
and new thing on cam IDK I have never had this before.
"whereufrom", "wheredoyoulive" I mean this sh#t gets old.

- What is your horoscope sign? I am picking a domme that will suit me I am pieces.

Weird fish in the sea tonight.

LoraDoll
11-30-2016, 07:09 AM
pqwert : show me some
A***: i think u missed that part, u re aint in pvt yet.
pqwert : come in pvt?
A***: yeah let s go.
pqwert : i dont have credits
pqwert : im sorry
A***: okay.
pqwert : cant you get me a present, i mean show somthing for free
A***: .l.
A***: im sorry
pqwert : please :) i always remember you

bann. he comes back.

pqwert : if you try your best, maybe i want to go private

https://media.giphy.com/media/T5QOxf0IRjzYQ/giphy.gif

banning him, he comes back.

pqwert : if you giva a smile, we keep watching

Banning him, he comes back.

pqwert : get naked please :)

will this motherfucker fuck off once in this life?

AnotherLily
11-30-2016, 12:46 PM
Bremguy8484
(36347247) SM - rated me 1 star because he assumed as I was shaved even though I have it listed multiple places that I have a bush.

Mazikeen
11-30-2016, 01:21 PM
Hello everybody:

How about this one:

A guy that takes privates with me about once every two months, spending about 40$, says is in love with me and proposes to be my "lover" and visits me on my home when he is traveling for work, to give me his "love" and put on my all the love he has inside me and have to give someone, sigh...

evaeva
12-01-2016, 08:15 AM
when you're pretending to be really into it during a PVT show because that's LITERALLY YOUR JOB and the customer doesn't understand that this is simply a service that is being exchanged and then pester you for your personal phone number and snapchat so you guys can keep in touch since you had such great chemistry. UGH.

CreativeName
12-01-2016, 08:57 AM
This isn't anything specific but don't you ladies get sick of these wannabe sugar daddies or guys looking for escorts on these sites yet they are too broke to pay you your cam rate... you can't even pay for a private show and u want an escort or sugar baby????????? Fuck is wrong with ur head.

bbwbrianna
12-01-2016, 11:48 AM
This isn't anything specific but don't you ladies get sick of these wannabe sugar daddies or guys looking for escorts on these sites yet they are too broke to pay you your cam rate... you can't even pay for a private show and u want an escort or sugar baby????????? Fuck is wrong with ur head.

Yes! There is this one jerkoff on cams who always comes to my room with ten dollars in his account. Says he would rather fuck me in real life and claims he has $2000 to do it. I have to keep telling this asshat it's not a place to pick up escorts and he is wasting every minute of my time because he is not paying me to deal with him. The asshole says he has pictures of his money to prove it. That doesn't prove shit to me, if he had that kind of money to just throw around then he could invest in a long private with me. How hard is it to go to backpage or AW to find the type of girl he wants? These assholes are getting to me.

Yuli
12-01-2016, 11:51 AM
I hate when they ask me what sort of outfits I have... It's so vague, I have a whole closet of clothes and a drawer of bras + panties, I can't summarize that, and I'm not dragging out every single potentially sexy thing I own for your $5.

Magical_Hoohah
12-01-2016, 03:07 PM
^^^Yes!! That one has been getting to me lately. Usually I get "Do you have any sexy outfits?" Um... well... you can see that I'm wearing clothes, and people keep saying how sexy I look, so.... I'm guessing that's a yes.

Similarly, "Do you have any costumes?" Now, I have a bunch of clothing items and things that can be put together into costumes, but nothing like a full Halloween costume that's sold as a unit. So I tell them that there outfits I can probably do, but I need to know what they're looking for. And the answer is always "I don't know. What do you have?" I know they're probably fishing for me to run to my closet and change into a bunch of different "costumes" so they can see, but I wish they would listen to how stupid they sound. If you don't have any idea what kind of costume you want, you obviously don't want one very badly.

"Do you have any toys? Can I see them?" also pisses me off lately. I understand that some girls don't use any toys, so the first question is valid, but when I reply "Yes, I have a lot of toys," that should be a clue that you can't see them all. When they ask to see, I usually say that it could take me upwards of an hour to show off all my toys, so I need to know what kind of toy they like. The answer is always (again) "I don't know. What do you have?" Seriously?! Do you want to see a BBC dildo, a butt plug, a riding crop, a strap on, a toy car? Or what? From now on, I think this question is going to get the toy car every time.

Genoveve
12-01-2016, 04:03 PM
^^^When they ask open-ended questions like that they are indeed freeloading. If a guy asks me if I have heels I'll always say "What kind?" and if they are like 'Idk what kind do you have?' I tell them that I can't help them if they want to be vague. Or if a guy is like "Do you roleplay?" again I'll answer with "What kind?" and 9 out of 10 times they say "Idk what are you into?" I tell them "If you don't know what you're looking for I can't help you." I have no patience for that crap.

Magical_Hoohah
12-01-2016, 04:11 PM
So true. Yeah, "what's your favorite roleplay" might be the most annoying of all. In cases when they say they don't know what roleplay they want, I'm usually like "Well, if you have no idea what you want, then obviously you're not looking for anything that's against the site rules. We can sort the rest out together in exclusive!" I don't recall it ever working out, but at least they usually shut up or leave.