View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
DonaDiabla
12-16-2016, 09:07 PM
Cheap guy: Hey bb, I am looking for a domme for 5 min private.
Me: Okay.
Cheap guy: Can you lower your rate from 5.99.
Me: Nope.
Cheap guy runs off :)
Arwen25
12-17-2016, 04:59 AM
Log on to find this in my AW inbox:
Hi,
Can you sell me your shit and piss and send it to me?
Please reply.
Thank you.
:(
Marina Starr
12-17-2016, 06:27 AM
Fuckboy: "FOR ME, I SEE IT LIKE THIS. I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO BECOME A NEW CUSTOMER OF YOURS AND BUY YOUR SHOW ON NF I AM NOT SEEKING ANY FREE SHOWS AT ANYTIME IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CHARGE ME FOR YOUR ID THAN I MUST RESPECTFULLY DECLINE. I WILL SAY THAT IT IS RATHER SILLY OF YOU BUT YOU CERTAINLY HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO AS YOU PLEASE"
Hoe: Call me and I'll be more than happy to spell out my skype ID for you over the phone for free!
AnotherLily
12-17-2016, 07:13 AM
Average guy on SM46858
LoraDoll
12-17-2016, 10:42 AM
Me, tired already when someone ask:
- How naughty ll u be in pvt for me?
-(I m sure, it s a fake question, and he s a freeloader so just say careless) Depends , how much u pay.
He takes me pvt. After 10 min, i still have no idea what he want. Soon, things ending up anal.
He asks:
- it happened, that any brown thing stayed on ur finger?
- no...
- how about scuba diving?
- sounds cool, but aint tried it out yet. Would be awesome to see underwater life, swim with dolphins, or turtles maybe, and colorful fish?!
- I mean, the another "water sport".
- Oh! Nope.
- So what s the kinkiest thing u did in pvt before?
-(completely running out of patience and yelling at him) Well, whatever, but not shitting, or pee in my bed, i guess?!
He leaves...
anonymous camgirl
12-17-2016, 01:58 PM
I AM JUST SO TIRED OF TALKING TO THESE FUCKING LOSERS.. THEY DISGUST ME:
hands on head
gently shack till i cum
takes me a while
u think 24 naughty step daughter is off limits?
lol
a fantasy stupid question
never mind
:-)
thank u
Lexilexxx
12-17-2016, 04:03 PM
Guys asks for address
I give address for a police station in city & state I don't live in.
666 Salem Dr. lol
Lexilexxx
12-17-2016, 04:41 PM
I LOVE it when these guys enter Prvt/Excl. with a copied script. I take for EVERRRRR reading it, with a confused look on my face.
Staples
12-18-2016, 03:43 AM
Him: I like really red blush
Me: Great. I prefer pink
Him: If your blush were red I would take you private
Oookaay I'll get right on that.
victoriavein
12-19-2016, 03:11 PM
Guy asked if I'm a mom. I ignore his question. He asks again. Blocked! Take a hint loser. I don't even want to know what kinda fucked up shit you're gonna ask next. Sex site is not The place. freaks were out in full force yesterday I swear
Chellyinparadise
12-19-2016, 09:56 PM
guy comes in and says i have lots of friends here.. i dont care just pay me..ill be your friend at my per min rate.. :)
Chellyinparadise
12-19-2016, 10:01 PM
Someone comes in and says tgif! Im like umm.. its nowhere close to that..haha i was like..
PrincessfromHell
12-19-2016, 10:27 PM
guy comes in and says i have lots of friends here.. i dont care just pay me..ill be your friend at my per min rate.. :)
I just had some 1 year ago reg that deleted his account comes back with a new one and writes a long essay about his life. This gif sums it up.
I do "I care" thing in private.
nattyfetish
12-20-2016, 04:13 AM
My room was full. And i had like 15-20 minutes left before i had to close (because some friend was coming by to visit). And i told members 2 times loud and clear : who wants to go private should go now because i will stay online only for another 15 minutes. Guess what ? This guy that stayed in my room the whole time tought he should take me private in the last 2 minutes (and he said he wanted a long show). I just had to tell him i can't do it that day and if he wants he can come back tomorrow. He made me feel like crap for thinking i lost maybe a long show and a possible regular ? But fuck it, it is so stupid, why the members feel like they are entitled and they own our time ?? He was in the room the whole freaking time !!!!!!! And he was at the computer cause he talked with me from time to time. Annoying/stupid as fuck ! This was more like a stupidity vent LOL.
Goddess0102
12-20-2016, 06:58 AM
Guy with no credits: bb I'll take to prvt right now if you get naked
Me:No love I only get naked in prvt
Him: I'll give you $100 as soon as we go to prvt
Me: give me $100 now and I'll believe you otherwise no tip no requests
Another guy: baby show your armpit
Me: tip and I will
Him: bb it's only an armpit
Me: hun it's only a tip....
Like seriously nothing is shown for free
justanothercamgirl
12-20-2016, 10:09 AM
Another guy: baby show your armpit
Me: tip and I will
Him: bb it's only an armpit
Me: hun it's only a tip....
I love this come-back.
Genoveve
12-20-2016, 07:52 PM
Dude: u have a cute eye
Not sure when I became a cyclops but that made me laugh so hard.
Chellyinparadise
12-20-2016, 08:04 PM
Dude: u have a cute eye
Not sure when I became a cyclops but that made me laugh so hard.
Haha i just busted out laughing in free chat reading your post, love it. :)
Kiki_Jane
12-20-2016, 09:45 PM
46893
LoraDoll
12-20-2016, 10:20 PM
- What make u wet?
- Shower, maybe?
- hahaha
- What make u wild?!
- umm... freeloaders out there, i think...
Somehow he stayed.
LaylaLucifera
12-20-2016, 11:59 PM
Oh and "bb you marry me"
"bb why you such a bitch"
"Come on, just one free show"
"Dog?"
victoriavein
12-21-2016, 08:19 AM
Idiot1: "U do anal?"
me: No
Idiot1: "what u do then?"
me: read my bio? wtf you think?
Idiot1leaves
Idiot2: bb can you tie yourself up in a black scarf like a bandit and tie me up and make me your money ass slave for 2 gold
me: can i duct tape your mouth shut too?
(how exactly am I supposed to tie myself up and then tie him up? lol! should've asked)
later on
Idiot2: bb can i be your money ass slave for 1month maybee?
me: yeah send me 50g a day. I'll look for it tomorrow. *log off*
Dumbass too cheap to go pvt and expects me to do a show for him in free chat for $2, yet he's a "money slave"? Yeah okay. Pretty sure you actually need money to be a money slave. Still waiting on my 50g! lmao! I gotta laugh to keep from crying this week
LoraDoll
12-21-2016, 12:15 PM
- 5 fingers into klitoris bb
- klitoris is outside. If i know well. :P
Not to argue, just wanted him to know! He left lol. Now Imagine that guy, if he gets to a woman. :D
DonaDiabla
12-21-2016, 12:33 PM
Him: Show anal!
Me: I am non-nude domme
Him: Bitch, I am not satisfied!
Me: Ooooh, I am sure that your wife can say the same thing. Bye angry small Penis guy.
Block! :)
LoraDoll
12-21-2016, 12:51 PM
^ haha. yesterday i had a jerk in pv, he started like this:
- pussy now!
I told him, he ll be nice, or gtfo, coz I had enough of jerks, for that day. He keep demanding like that.
In pain, i put myself to the cam, giving the worst look for him, i m able to, in the hope, he ll leave.
- fuck hard pussy! Fist!
I tell him, i dont do that, so he could go for another modell, who ll "fuk hard pusy" for him...
He stay, and keep talking like that.
I m asking, if he is trolling here, or what.
No answer. He Just demand the same thing.
20 mins passed by like that. I wanted to ask wich cave he came from, being that tard, and completely unable to any kind of communication.
After 20 mins he says:
- I ll go...
Umm... that s okay i guess?
Lizzie Borden
12-21-2016, 04:30 PM
^ haha. yesterday i had a jerk in pv, he started like this:
- pussy now!
I told him, he ll be nice, or gtfo, coz I had enough of jerks, for that day. He keep demanding like that.
In pain, i put myself to the cam, giving the worst look for him, i m able to, in the hope, he ll leave.
- fuck hard pussy! Fist!
I tell him, i dont do that, so he could go for another modell, who ll "fuk hard pusy" for him...
He stay, and keep talking like that.
I m asking, if he is trolling here, or what.
No answer. He Just demand the same thing.
20 mins passed by like that. I wanted to ask wich cave he came from, being that tard, and completely unable to any kind of communication.
After 20 mins he says:
- I ll go...
Umm... that s okay i guess?
Why though? Why allow these poindexters to stay that long to harass you? It only encourages them to do it to other models. I boot immediately and they stay gone.
Genoveve
12-21-2016, 05:58 PM
Dude(invisible): Hi there : ) how are youj?
Dude(invisible): I'm doing a final paper for my human sexuality class and we had to pick from a list of topics. I got culture's impact on black cock reputation
Dude(invisible): Anyway, I need 50 volunteers to answer: age? had BBC? how old? How many? how was it
5 questions
That saddest part is you know that this guy really sat around brainstorming and felt that this idea would sound the most legitimate. I told him he could interview me in pvt or exclu only and he took off.
LoraDoll
12-21-2016, 08:06 PM
Why though? Why allow these poindexters to stay that long to harass you? It only encourages them to do it to other models. I boot immediately and they stay gone.
Good question, I dont know. I figured out he s a jerk quickly, and i said no. He stayed. After that, i just layed on my side with butt on cam, and checked facebook messages, talked with a friend , and so on, and he did what he did.
His assholeness was really painfull to figure out for first, but after that... i dont took it personal on any way. I just took his 50$, and that s it, I have no idea why he stayed that long.
I just wanted to share, like a funny story anyway. This guy was "outstanding".
Lizzie Borden
12-21-2016, 08:16 PM
Good question, I dont know. I figured out he s a jerk quickly, and i said no. He stayed. After that, i just layed on my side with butt on cam, and checked facebook messages, talked with a friend , and so on, and he did what he did.
His assholeness was really painfull to figure out for first, but after that... i dont took it personal on any way. I just took his 50$, and that s it, I have no idea why he stayed that long.
I just wanted to share, like a funny story anyway. This guy was "outstanding".
Oh good, at least you got something out of him! I thought he was just some freeloader bothering you for nothing, but you did the right thing and took his money. :)
LoraDoll
12-21-2016, 08:23 PM
Oh good, at least you got something out of him! I thought he was just some freeloader bothering you for nothing, but you did the right thing and took his money. :)
In my room freeloader have 1 chance to bother me or act like a jerk, and that was the last. (untill he do a relog lol)
Chellyinparadise
12-21-2016, 09:22 PM
lilsav: Let go private
me: ok sure lets go
lilsav: Okay push the private
me: you need to press the button i cant.
lilsav: Why bby for me
Sunnylexie
12-22-2016, 01:45 AM
Dudebro: hey can i ask u to rate my looks if i send a picture of me to ya dm im 18 australian and still a virgin :/
for like confidence
Me: Hello
do I have a sign on my door saying "free therapist" lol?
Dudebro: ur loss then i geuss *leaves*
LMAO looks like your self-conceit is the issue, not your lack of confidence.
Lizzie Borden
12-22-2016, 02:20 PM
joey: u got a big booty for me bby
me: I've got a big booty for everyone. You got the gold to see it?
[joey leaves the room]
SoloDesire
12-22-2016, 02:31 PM
Asshole who has been sitting in my free chat for over 15 minutes now: "I know u are on heavier side in all manner, $ 8/min seems prety big"
http://i.giphy.com/d2Z32wTIuPl6iHuw.gif
'Scuse me motherfucker?!
Lizzie Borden
12-22-2016, 02:34 PM
Asshole who has been sitting in my free chat for over 15 minutes now: "I know u are on heavier side in all manner, $ 8/min seems prety big"
http://i.giphy.com/d2Z32wTIuPl6iHuw.gif
'Scuse me motherfucker?!
Your reply: And you seem pretty broke.
SoloDesire
12-22-2016, 02:37 PM
Your reply: And you seem pretty broke.
The replies I could have given him are endless...but it was much more satisfying to kick him out...repeatedly as he kept trying to re-enter my room.
persianprincess
12-22-2016, 02:46 PM
What a dick. Your rate is too expensive but I'll sit in your room and creep for ages anyway. Loser.
Cutie101
12-22-2016, 06:26 PM
What a dick. Your rate is too expensive but I'll sit in your room and creep for ages anyway. Loser.
Some people stare at expensive cars/ jewlerry in an obsessive manner and never buy cuz they are broke (while in real life they just stare and dream, in the online world they beg too, because, why not? let's be miserable from A to Z). Some people stare a while and they decide to go in and buy when they have enough money, or when they are convinced the product worth their money. And some people go and buy straight away.
We are used to this type of members. Let's banfuck them!!
bbwbrianna
12-22-2016, 10:21 PM
Asshole who has been sitting in my free chat for over 15 minutes now: "I know u are on heavier side in all manner, $ 8/min seems prety big"
http://i.giphy.com/d2Z32wTIuPl6iHuw.gif
'Scuse me motherfucker?!
What a fuckin dickhead. This basement dweller stuck around hoping you would lower your rates to appease him like the special snowflake he is. These losers think negging you is gonna make you change your mind. These guys really are entitled. I see guys complaining about my inflated premium rates in my chat all day because they can't just pop in and out anymore and will have to go exclusive for an actual show. I hear this shit all the time. I am fat so therefore must fuck myself for slave wages. I am gonna start banning everyone who bitches about rates on site.
Sunnylexie
12-23-2016, 05:10 AM
(In a Hulk voice)
Freechat caveman: I give you dick
Freechat caveman: you are suck it
bbwbrianna
12-23-2016, 06:13 PM
The "I need you to tease me guys". FUCK YOU. Obviously you like me and your dicks hard so if you really wanted to taste the goods you would buy the whole fucking tray without the need for a free sample. I am not WALMART motherfucker no free samples for you!
Marina Starr
12-24-2016, 10:15 AM
http://i67.tinypic.com/2mrwrhu.jpg
That's right. I DON'T do anything in free chat for free.
Hell, I don't do anything in free chat even with tips. Private or exclusive, ONLY!
heavymetalgirl
12-24-2016, 10:50 AM
http://i67.tinypic.com/2mrwrhu.jpg
That's right. I DON'T do anything in free chat for free.
Hell, I don't do anything in free chat even with tips. Private or exclusive, ONLY!
I'm the same way - pvt or exclusive only, no public BS. Getting so tired of guys asking me to stand up and twirl. Well I have no room to stand up unless it would be on top of my bed! My desk is on the side of my bed, and bed is back up to a wall. If they can't see that, then they are absolutely stupid for even asking me to stand up.
Marina Starr
12-24-2016, 11:25 AM
I associate guys that ask you to stand up, twirl or anything of that nature as fuckboys. I don't do shit for fuckboys. Daddies that have money just take you private. They don't ask for anything before paying.
I'm the same way - pvt or exclusive only, no public BS. Getting so tired of guys asking me to stand up and twirl. Well I have no room to stand up unless it would be on top of my bed! My desk is on the side of my bed, and bed is back up to a wall. If they can't see that, then they are absolutely stupid for even asking me to stand up.
AnotherLily
12-24-2016, 11:40 AM
^ anyone that comes in to my room with "daddy" or any variation of it gets the note "deadbeat" until they prove otherwise. lol Shockingly few have. Daddies provide & protect not leech, beg or make you jump through hoops.
Marina Starr
12-24-2016, 11:55 AM
LOL, when I said daddies, that only apply to the ones that spend and spoil. They don't need to announce that when they come in your room. I've been a Hoe for over five years and not once anyone with 'daddy' as their screen name have taken me private. They're just old age fuckboys.
^ anyone that comes in to my room with "daddy" or any variation of it gets the note "deadbeat" until they prove otherwise. lol Shockingly few have. Daddies provide & protect not leech, beg or make you jump through hoops.
CreativeName
12-24-2016, 08:05 PM
This was a while ago but I had a weird regular that wanted to know my name my city, wanted me to care about him, kept talking about me flying out to his city, getting married... He also wanted me to feel bad for taking his money lmfao, bitch you say u make $200 an hour yet u don't wanna pay me?????? LOL It just got way too weird for me I couldn't do it anymore but I did make loads of money off him. The druggies and alcoholics are great in camming until they aren't!
Teddy_Bear
12-24-2016, 11:28 PM
"Early Christmas Present For Me? ;)"
What is this bullshit? I've had it a lot the past 5 hours I'm surprised I've earnt as much as I have with all the lookie loo fuckheads on tonight.
AnotherLily
12-26-2016, 03:42 AM
YoungStud91
(37254070) ( SM) tips me 4 gold and asks me to flash him my pussy. I explain to him that's against the rules. He then take me private for less than 2 mins and rated me 1 star. What a piece of shit.
Marina Starr
12-26-2016, 12:49 PM
http://i65.tinypic.com/6qjy8i.jpg
Hoe: then you should go to bed or get a refund.