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Sunnylexie
12-27-2016, 12:28 AM
"Can you hear me babe?" when my sound is on and I'm obviously wearing no headphones. If you can't hear your voice coming out of my speakers, I can't hear it either, you dumbass - or do you think the site's transmitting it directly into my head?

Marina Starr
12-27-2016, 11:12 AM
http://i63.tinypic.com/14t39tj.jpg

Hoe: They PAY me to watch. Why would I want to watch fuckboy for free?

Sunnylexie
12-29-2016, 05:22 AM
Cracker whore FTW!

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MsJess
12-29-2016, 08:26 AM
Free chat, me doing nothing...

29Jorge63: You are incredible
29Jorge63: wow i love you i like you omg
29Jorge63: i am amazed you have an unique style
me: hmmm i see
29Jorge63: you are not like the others, you are so different
29Jorge63: you are the best
29Jorge63: i am intrigued by your personality

Top stop $3
me: why don't you join?
29Jorge63: it's not my style
me: tf?
29Jorge63: now you are just like everyone on this site
me: BAN HAMMER

Wtf are this guys thinking? fucking IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Marina Starr
12-29-2016, 07:58 PM
http://i64.tinypic.com/ncjk36.jpg

I'm not mad, just block happy.

Cutie101
12-29-2016, 10:51 PM
46936
lol.

MsJess
12-30-2016, 11:35 AM
hahaha freeloading even on skype LOL

Yuli
12-30-2016, 03:14 PM
More of a stupid thing I saw, but I definitely just banned somebody for the confederate flag hanging behind their head in c2c. No boners for racists, asshole.

Marina Starr
12-31-2016, 02:30 PM
http://i65.tinypic.com/35871wn.jpg


Show him why he should go private. Then it wouldn't be private, right? No patience, no tolerance for that shit.
Banned so many this week but still surpassed goal. #hoesstaywinning

Chellyinparadise
12-31-2016, 07:40 PM
davefoxfordbrown: need a beer but cant move while admiring that gorgeous booty now from a drinker that is best compliment

davefoxfordbrown: lets see that juicy ass





serialfucker (invisible): ludovic 24yrs french
nice body bb
bb if i pay yu possible real sex?

sure with a name like that how can i resist haha not!

HAHA this is what im getting tonight.

justanothercamgirl
01-01-2017, 10:24 AM
Top stop $3
me: why don't you join?
29Jorge63: it's not my style
me: tf?
29Jorge63: now you are just like everyone on this site
me: BAN HAMMER



I love how it never occurs to guys that the flaw might be in them and if they find girls are all the same on a site that it might actually be for a good reason.

Chellyinparadise
01-02-2017, 08:50 PM
EightsAndAces (invisible): would you play a nasty mommy who gets turned on by how badly I beat up and abuse your kids?

sick bastard

Sunnylexie
01-02-2017, 11:29 PM
EightsAndAces (invisible): would you play a nasty mommy who gets turned on by how badly I beat up and abuse your kids?

sick bastard

I assure you there's a legit work of classic literature about this ("The Petty Demon" by Fyodor Sologub). So it's not like the dude has invented it.

Sunnylexie
01-03-2017, 01:32 AM
^ anyone that comes in to my room with "daddy" or any variation of it gets the note "deadbeat" until they prove otherwise. lol Shockingly few have. Daddies provide & protect not leech, beg or make you jump through hoops.

In my room, everyone who a)spams compiments; b) asks dirty or unnecessary questions; c) has a nickname that features any variation of "daddy", "bbc", "dick", "young" or "money"; d)makes any kind of a request without tipping first gets a "TW" tag that stands for "timewaster". I take it off after they spend.

princess_casual
01-04-2017, 12:25 PM
In my room, everyone who a)spams compiments; b) asks dirty or unnecessary questions; c) has a nickname that features any variation of "daddy", "bbc", "dick", "young" or "money"; d)makes any kind of a request without tipping first gets a "TW" tag that stands for "timewaster". I take it off after they spend.

I do the same thing! haha "Tw" and "l" is for lurkers... I leave a new "l" every time I see the same person lurking. I tend to block people if they have been lurking for 3+ months..

SoloDesire
01-04-2017, 01:33 PM
^^ I do the same thing. "freeloader", "beggar", "lurker", and also "Stupid dumb shit loser" for the ones who just say dumb shit lol.

Bananabunny
01-04-2017, 07:17 PM
Just a few minutes ago before I rage quit and went offline cuz tonight no one tipped a good amount to stay online...

BrokeIdiot: *sends me a PM without to pay* Can I cum on u?
Me: Can I kick and ban you? Oh I will anyways, bye
BrokeIdiot: Wait!
Me: *Kicks and bans him*

Bridgetxo
01-05-2017, 12:45 AM
BrokeLoser: My dick is 25cm.
Me: Good for you man. How big is your bank account?
*BrokeLoser leaves*

Guess it was pretty small!

anonymous camgirl
01-05-2017, 10:24 AM
HIM: I would love to see those tits. Just lost my job and that would cheer me up so much

ME: sorry to hear that hon

ME: well if you just start broadcasting on here then you can make enough to pay for my tits

( He left speechless) well played!.. it was on Chaturbate.

Marina Starr
01-05-2017, 11:07 AM
Losers won't tip but always are loudest:
http://i63.tinypic.com/idg03n.jpg




I didn't block this one because he was honest and knew that if all he has to offer is his dick won't do it:
http://i68.tinypic.com/28urck0.jpg

~Carmen~
01-05-2017, 11:42 AM
do you have a nice ass?
can i see please b aby

i want to know wherether its worth taking you for 5 mins or 25 mins

Chellyinparadise
01-05-2017, 10:09 PM
Vip comes in who used to be awesome but turned into this , it felt so good to ban his ass after him degrading me and then saying that shit.. the ban hammer came down so hard like this.. haha

me: what are you up to tonight
him :nothing much miss piggy..
always flipping back and forth looking for the right girl
me: you have the right girl right here but not no more..

jovannacherry
01-06-2017, 07:11 AM
dude: tips 5 tokens
dude: let the teasing begin
me: thanks for the tip but I'm about to take a break now

Chellyinparadise
01-08-2017, 09:13 PM
94865182: hi
lets get started
me: started on what
him: the show
me: you have to press the button to start show..

after so many times i just feel like this..

Chellyinparadise
01-09-2017, 06:28 PM
Him: are you a virgin
me: yea come pop my cherry (being a smartass of course)
him: where how do i do that
me: go pvt
him: if i take you pvt you lose your virginity
me : yea (laughing inside)

Im laughing cause i couldnt believe he fell for it. Had this song in my head while i was trying not to bust out laughing at him. I think some guys really dont know how things work or they just dont care either way i had a great laugh.

Chellyinparadise
01-09-2017, 08:16 PM
OMG a vip who used to spend on me had the nerve to come in and say this shit, wtf is wrong with some guys... turning from awesome reg to total douchebags.. im laughing at the gif but i was pissed few mins ago had to log out for a min. he rambled all this at once then when i went to ban him he left quickly

me: hey long time no see what are you up to?
him:
wanking offline.. the usual
using my imagination.. avoiding the costs
got no fucking money
and needed to exercise the old imagination muscles
There's some crazy shit going on in there
yeah
where did fucking unicorns come into it
but .. pointy.. hard... they kinda fit

This was me haha

LacieBby
01-10-2017, 03:07 PM
"What's ur name?", uh......It's in my fucking username.
I don't know why this annoys me so much, but it does.
Even guys who take me in exc will ask what my name is after I make them splooj.

MissAdriana
01-10-2017, 06:30 PM
"What's ur name?", uh......It's in my fucking username.
I don't know why this annoys me so much, but it does.
Even guys who take me in exc will ask what my name is after I make them splooj.

SAME! like ....you can obviously read ..it's in plain sight.. wtf

Genoveve
01-10-2017, 08:57 PM
"What's ur name?", uh......It's in my fucking username.
I don't know why this annoys me so much, but it does.
Even guys who take me in exc will ask what my name is after I make them splooj.

I hate this too. I always just answer with my cam name and 9.5 out of 10 times they completely accept that answer.

nattyfetish
01-11-2017, 01:56 AM
they probably know we don't use our real names & they think maybe they will get the real one instead (when they ask). I had a couple privates where i had this question (evan tough i have my cam persona name in the nickname), i answered them & than they were like : "no, i mean your real name, is x your real name?" lol.

Staples
01-11-2017, 10:35 AM
Him: I'm back for more spins. (plus a bunch of bullshit about how he loves me) Spin the wheel.
Me: Sure! I love spinning the prize wheel it's 9 gold.
Him: If it lands on what I want then I'll send 9 gold.

Umm no that's not how this works. And I don't know what the fuck he's talking about "more spins" he's never spent a penny in my room.

Chellyinparadise
01-11-2017, 10:38 AM
^^^^^ Im such a smartass id tell him ill give you a free spin alright, ill spin you by your dick out of my room if i could. HAHA

~Carmen~
01-11-2017, 10:42 AM
Or this: "I am (insert name), age (whatever) from (whereever). And you?"

What is this, a meet and greet?

LacieBby
01-11-2017, 10:55 AM
"Can you type?"

.....CAN YOU GET SPEAKERS PLEASE.

Staples
01-11-2017, 01:08 PM
"Can you type?"

.....CAN YOU GET SPEAKERS PLEASE.

Hahaha that always annoys me too. 90% of those guys don't spend money but I've gotten a few to take me private by saying something like "Oh hiding from your wife are we?"

Chellyinparadise
01-11-2017, 07:36 PM
OK why even bother? LOL
bronconus (invisible) has logged on

bronconus (invisible): howdy
ME: hi what are you up to?
him:nada
just trolling

bronconus has logged off (reason: user left)

Marina Starr
01-11-2017, 08:09 PM
I say I'm between Private and Exclusive Avenue.
http://i68.tinypic.com/2vhzvxt.gif


Or this: "I am (insert name), age (whatever) from (whereever). And you?"

What is this, a meet and greet?

Chellyinparadise
01-12-2017, 01:09 AM
I didnt know i was now a dj? No tip for request and left when i said no.. hmmm is he on the right site i wonder? haha what happened to wanting a show with some of these men?

him:can i request a song from you sweetheart?


Ranfyxa: Your titts are nice prove its you show one
me: Throw 5 gold and prove youre not a broke fuck

:)

Jupiter77
01-12-2017, 08:58 AM
Or this: "I am (insert name), age (whatever) from (whereever). And you?"

What is this, a meet and greet?

Laughing my ass off..I usually reply with "Hi, I'm Jupiter and there is no way in hell i'm telling you where I live" haha

Glamourmilf
01-12-2017, 07:43 PM
Rude dude: " Your camera angle is horrible." ::) Just as I have my finger on the ' block,' button....
A customer whisks me away to a long exclusive.:neener:

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-12-2017, 11:56 PM
After compliment after compliment, I tell him to tip or go private

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Sunnylexie
01-13-2017, 12:10 AM
Me: WHat are you in the mood for?

Clueless: drunk with poppers here...i need to be degraded as i humiliate myself on cam


I direct him to exclusive where he turns his cam on. I expect something nasty, but all he's showing is the regular dick-being-wanked closeup. Humiliating AF lol. Didn't follow ANY of my directions. After like 2 minutes of me trying to get him do something at least mildly degrading, he asks for a pussy closeup.

Erika_Xstacy
01-13-2017, 12:18 AM
In free chat
"do you fuck fans?"
me: no, I do not :) for multiple reasons.

I hold a gold show, he tips the bare min. usually if they want to meet they spend more than 2 fucking bucks to outshine ppl

notice I have a inbox message from the guy, check it.

"how can I get your rates?"

you stupid mfr, i told your cheapass I dont fuck fans, now you are inboxing me asking for fucking rates? fuck no, you obv cant afford me, you my friend are the exact reason I dont fuck fans, your fucking cheap, your needy and you dont fucking listen. If you dont know how to use the goddamn computer and search a fucking name, hell no I wont meet you. youre DUMB D DUMB DUMB DUMB, you knew I did porn, you see my fucking name dont change so why do you have to ask where to find my rates? BC YOUR FUCKING DUMB. Then you have the nerve to risk my goddamn cam? no stupid mfr, no, no. Go fuck ur grandma.

Erika_Xstacy
01-13-2017, 12:33 AM
Yesterday a guy took me private just to message me on Snapchat. I was so confused ��♀️
Now that's annoying as fuck.

I've been getting annoyed easy this week.


Too much stress and nowhere to turn so I'll just deal

Sunnylexie
01-13-2017, 01:12 AM
"Is your ass dirty bb?"

Sure it is, who ever washes their ass before going on cam? Not like anyone's gonna see it anyway /s.

MysteryGirl44
01-13-2017, 03:23 AM
I have three lovely toy cars for giantess roleplay, but I pretty much never get to use them. They are, however, one of my favorite "sex toys" when it comes to confusing the vanilla guys. I like to let them ponder how, where, and why I might be using them, and inevitably ask whether the wheels hurt, and what I do if it gets stuck up there. LMAO!

At a family gathering, one person who is an ER doctor mentioned the stupidest case he'd seen - an adult who managed to get one of those little green army man figurines stuck up his/her ass. It took everything I had not to wave my hand and yell "Pick me, pick me, I know the answer! I know exactly how that happened!"

Lol! I've never heard of that. Can someone enlighten me?

Cutie101
01-13-2017, 03:30 AM
47082
Blocked and reported.

LoraDoll
01-13-2017, 08:35 PM
WhitePower18 : bb can show ur soles?
A***: ridiculous
A***: and u call urself man, all pathetic begging cheapo. Move along? :O
WhitePower18 : sorry
A***: no free show, so dont need to sit here endlessly, stalking like a weirdo.
WhitePower18 : but u see urself??
A*** pvt or bye.
WhitePower18 : hubgry goldigger
WhitePower18 : but fuck yourself
A***: lol, i ll do whatever - not ur business, jerk.

The jerk logic. first beg, than get upset, and insult. Seen that already, have no time for guys who behave like a tard 6 yrs old. Sry.

MysteryGirl44
01-13-2017, 09:40 PM
WhitePower18 : bb can show ur soles?
A***: ridiculous
A***: and u call urself man, all pathetic begging cheapo. Move along? :O
WhitePower18 : sorry
A***: no free show, so dont need to sit here endlessly, stalking like a weirdo.
WhitePower18 : but u see urself??
A*** pvt or bye.
WhitePower18 : hubgry goldigger
WhitePower18 : but fuck yourself
A***: lol, i ll do whatever - not ur business, jerk.

The jerk logic. first beg, than get upset, and insult. Seen that already, have no time for guys who behave like a tard 6 yrs old. Sry.

You were rude to him, and he was rude back.

When guys ask me for free stuff, I just write, "Tip 10, baby" and then they leave the room. I think it's good business to be polite and kind to the members.

PrincessfromHell
01-13-2017, 09:44 PM
You were rude to him, and he was rude back.

When guys ask me for free stuff, I just write, "Tip 10, baby" and then they leave the room. I think it's good business to be polite and kind to the members.

It is good for our business, but at times humanly impossible :)