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Genoveve
01-13-2017, 10:24 PM
When guys ask me for free stuff, I just write, "Tip 10, baby" and then they leave the room. I think it's good business to be polite and kind to the members.

Different things work for different people. Personally I wouldn't have given a shit about being courteous to a wannabe skinhead asking for freebies either.

justanothercamgirl
01-14-2017, 12:03 AM
I think it's good business to be polite and kind to the members.

It depends on the type of hustle the girl is running.

Some times it is good business to NOT be polite and kind to the members too. ;)

DonaDiabla
01-14-2017, 03:01 AM
Yeah, LoraDoll did great in my opinion. She was not a pushover to some freeloading nazi trash. Your advice works only for normal customers...not neo-nazi trash looking for hand outs. Also, this is the sex industry and it does not pay being nice to everyone. :)



You were rude to him, and he was rude back.

When guys ask me for free stuff, I just write, "Tip 10, baby" and then they leave the room. I think it's good business to be polite and kind to the members.

LoraDoll
01-14-2017, 03:47 AM
You were rude to him, and he was rude back.

When guys ask me for free stuff, I just write, "Tip 10, baby" and then they leave the room. I think it's good business to be polite and kind to the members.

i dont work on a tip based site. On jasmin, guys can take me pv, or no show. We are not allowed to ask for tips anyway. (And I like it that way)
I was not rude to him, at all. Rude is to enter into stragers room and beg for free stuff. Ugh.

The minimum I expect to respect that I m doing a job here, (take me pv with request) it costs energy and time for me. If someone not able to understand that, or act like a jerk... I make them leave without asking a thing OR I just dont show a single piece of attention.

"I think it's good business to be polite and kind to the members.' > When I started this job 7 years ago, I was the same. But I say, try that out on Jasmin free chat, just for a week, than let us know the results. :P I m kind to the ones who I know already, or (10.000.000/1 case) if i see a question what make sense.

anonymous camgirl
01-14-2017, 09:59 AM
Spinnio: Hello, eat human flesh if you could? Would you prefer male or female?

hmm!.. that's as far as it went..

Chellyinparadise
01-15-2017, 03:27 AM
conner: can you show me your heels and boots
me: sure for 5 gold
him: i dont have any money

me:

Lolaki
01-15-2017, 03:44 PM
Longfellow: Boobs

Me: tit flash 10g bb

Longfellow: Or I just leave

Me : Speechless

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-15-2017, 04:35 PM
Next time say Holy Shit! So that's how I get rid of losers? Thank u so much.

Longfellow: Boobs

Me: tit flash 10g bb

Longfellow: Or I just leave

Me : Speechless

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-15-2017, 04:41 PM
This ain't really annoying because it was actually hilarious.
Guy says : Damn u kinda look like Janet Jackson
Me: awe thank u. That's a nice change up I get Oprah or Queen Latifah any big black woman really so thank you

In walks a troll who copy pasted this comment so they could get in and out without being blocked
Troll: She look like Janet Jackson? She lk like she ATE Janet Jackson!

I almost fell off the bed laughing so damn hard.

Chellyinparadise
01-15-2017, 05:00 PM
This ain't really annoying because it was actually hilarious.
Guy says : Damn u kinda look like Janet Jackson
Me: awe thank u. That's a nice change up I get Oprah or Queen Latifah any big black woman really so thank you

In walks a troll who copy pasted this comment so they could get in and out without being blocked
Troll: She look like Janet Jackson? She lk like she ATE Janet Jackson!

I almost fell off the bed laughing so damn hard.

What is pathetic is they cant even come up with something on their own if youre going to troll atleast make it interesting and unique haha. I tell them that all the time, atleast give me something to say holy shit you got me but nope try again bye.. lol

heavymetalgirl
01-15-2017, 05:21 PM
What is pathetic is they cant even come up with something on their own if youre going to troll atleast make it interesting and unique haha. I tell them that all the time, atleast give me something to say holy shit you got me but nope try again bye.. lol

Oh the sad crap we endure from assholes :( Most of the trolls for me are usually when some jerk comes into my room to make fun of my small boobs. Yeah, no shit Sherlock, they're tiny, I get it! Can't afford surgery right now, but always wanted it - way before I started camming. Then there are the ones who know I want augmentation and try to talk me out of it. I usually try not to emphasize my boobs at all and concentrate on other body parts, but it always comes back to that. :irked:

Chellyinparadise
01-15-2017, 05:26 PM
Sorry to hear they do that to you, they are just pissed off at how much of a loser life they have to live and how they could never get a beautiful woman like yourself.

Marina Starr
01-15-2017, 05:35 PM
It's stupid because they think we're stupid:

Loser: show me your body before private.

Hoe: sure, send 50 gold for body before private.

http://i65.tinypic.com/2im6m2x.gif

Chellyinparadise
01-15-2017, 05:42 PM
It's stupid because they think we're stupid:

Loser: show me your body before private.

Hoe: sure, send 50 gold for body before private.

http://i65.tinypic.com/2im6m2x.gif

That is awesome and you are awesome marina i love it.

Marina Starr
01-15-2017, 05:56 PM
http://i66.tinypic.com/am3w2d.gif

That is awesome and you are awesome marina i love it.

heavymetalgirl
01-15-2017, 08:27 PM
Sorry to hear they do that to you, they are just pissed off at how much of a loser life they have to live and how they could never get a beautiful woman like yourself.

That's a good way of looking at it, I'll have to add this to my positive quote board. You're always so sweet Chelly (you and Marina both!)

Marina Starr
01-15-2017, 08:39 PM
I just saw this and fuck them. There are tons of men that love small boobs but if you still want to get bigger boobs, it should only be for YOU. I miss my padded A cup. I don't like big boobs on me. For my next boob job, I will get a very small B.


Oh the sad crap we endure from assholes :( Most of the trolls for me are usually when some jerk comes into my room to make fun of my small boobs. Yeah, no shit Sherlock, they're tiny, I get it! Can't afford surgery right now, but always wanted it - way before I started camming. Then there are the ones who know I want augmentation and try to talk me out of it. I usually try not to emphasize my boobs at all and concentrate on other body parts, but it always comes back to that. :irked:

LoraDoll
01-15-2017, 11:23 PM
Sorry to hear they do that to you, they are just pissed off at how much of a loser life they have to live and how they could never get a beautiful woman like yourself.

I d go with this, and what Marina said. Do a surgery for urself not coz of them - actually I have small boobs aswell - a few times someone trolled on it, but it never touched me, what s more I think guys who come to ur room, and complain about ur look are FUCKING JERKS (a few post ago u can see how I treat them. :D ) and yeah, there are many guys who love it, and prefer natural look, so... there s nothing to worry about. :*

Lol now as I'm wondering, what I see in girls room who have implants:
- are u real bb?
- are they natural bb?
- those are implants bb?!
and this shit forever. There s no way to be "good enough" (<- sarcasm there) for cheapos and trolls (and that s not our goal anyway) so yeah Fuck them.

~Carmen~
01-16-2017, 11:13 AM
"Fun i have to use my imagination. Cuz im broke"

anonymous camgirl
01-16-2017, 02:09 PM
I had the same issues with guys in 2005.... they treated me exactly that way.. now 11 yrs later I don't want fake tits anymore.. I have hated them the whole time.. and they are poison.. so now I am looking to get them removed the next year or 2


Oh the sad crap we endure from assholes :( Most of the trolls for me are usually when some jerk comes into my room to make fun of my small boobs. Yeah, no shit Sherlock, they're tiny, I get it! Can't afford surgery right now, but always wanted it - way before I started camming. Then there are the ones who know I want augmentation and try to talk me out of it. I usually try not to emphasize my boobs at all and concentrate on other body parts, but it always comes back to that. :irked:

LoraDoll
01-18-2017, 07:47 AM
The smart, and focused beggar, without a cent to spend.

Maccas19998 : pls show some ass
Maccas19998 : go into doggy or something
Maccas19998 : ok then, no tip for you
Maccas19998 : or credits
A***: and u wont sit here, fucker. bye.

Would not work for mr rubbish, even if he would pay, what is hard to imagine.
(I know how a pv look like with guys like that - if they charge a few $: enters, without saying hi, put cloth down toy in ass cmon i m cumming -half min passed by - he leaves. Lol no thnx)

LoraDoll
01-18-2017, 08:01 AM
he came back to free chat after the bann.

someone else begged than he:
Maccas19998 : rockafelljoe just shut up. let her do what she wants

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6wrHrehQ4hf5x6lG/giphy.gif

And I m wondering, dumb people like him, how to manage themselves to stay alive?

Or I should post this to the camming sucks forum, coz it sucks, actually. Tard + me, after 4 hour sleeping = bad combination.

WendiStarr
01-18-2017, 09:37 AM
I had a guy take me private earlier on cam and the entire time, he spent trying to convince me to meet, telling me that he was a pediatric nurse, gave good massages, would "compensate" me very well, etc. He seemed totally oblivious to the fact that I was naked and masturbating on cam. He just kept going on and on about how he'd give me a lot of money if I met up with him and wanted to know an exact price to meet up with him. He offered to meet up with me and give me oral and wanted to know how much money it would take. I don't know if he was a cop(I tend to think anybody straight up offering money to meet up in person is a cop these days) or just really desperately lonely and stupid but that was strange and annoying.

AnotherLily
01-18-2017, 02:06 PM
bodynegguy:hello love
bodynegguy:do you know what thigh brow is?

me: can't say that I do. Lol

bodynegguy: that crease between your hip and your thigh if you sit and lean forward
bodynegguy: only real women have it

( anytime someone says Only Real ppl have or do X I ignore from there on out )

bodynegguy: my fav part of the body
bodynegguy:lol not all girls have it
bodynegguy: do you?

me *continues chatting with other members until bodynegguy leaves.*

Marina Starr
01-18-2017, 04:52 PM
#DEPLORABLE

http://i65.tinypic.com/2qleuxt.jpg

Chellyinparadise
01-18-2017, 05:04 PM
#DEPLORABLE

http://i65.tinypic.com/2qleuxt.jpg

So awesome marina love love love this!

Genoveve
01-18-2017, 08:25 PM
bodynegguy:hello love
bodynegguy:do you know what thigh brow is?

me: can't say that I do. Lol

bodynegguy: that crease between your hip and your thigh if you sit and lean forward
bodynegguy: only real women have it

( anytime someone says Only Real ppl have or do X I ignore from there on out )

bodynegguy: my fav part of the body
bodynegguy:lol not all girls have it
bodynegguy: do you?

me *continues chatting with other members until bodynegguy leaves.*

OMG, I have huge thighs and I have a customer that I see every now and then who gets off solely to that crease and he would always have me lean way forward so the crease would get as long and deep as possible. That has to be him but with a new username. He used to do long-ass shows, now he's more like a 10 minute guy, at least with me anyway.

Jupiter77
01-19-2017, 02:07 AM
"Why can't you just tell me your real name?"
Because FUCK YOU.
Thats why

DonaDiabla
01-19-2017, 06:44 AM
This tackiness right here:

German Guy:I'm a german guy, 42, blond hair and 210 cm. Can I get a 15 dollar show?

Me: Nope!

German Guy: Why won't you take 15 dollars?

Me: Because I am not cheap.

German Guy: You sound like a gold digger.

Me: Thanks honey. I try my best to live up to gold digger standards. :)

German Guy got blocked! I guess he thinks that all cam models are gold diggers for not doing 15 dollar shows :)

Marina Starr
01-19-2017, 01:21 PM
Girl, is that the best he could come up with? It's pathetic how they resort to name calling: gold diggers, money hungry whores, bitches, etc when they can't get what they want.

It's better digging for gold than dick for sure, LOL!


This tackiness right here:

German Guy:I'm a german guy, 42, blond hair and 210 cm. Can I get a 15 dollar show?

Me: Nope!

German Guy: Why won't you take 15 dollars?

Me: Because I am not cheap.

German Guy: You sound like a gold digger.

Me: Thanks honey. I try my best to live up to gold digger standards. :)

German Guy got blocked! I guess he thinks that all cam models are gold diggers for not doing 15 dollar shows :)

Glamourmilf
01-19-2017, 01:30 PM
"Are You going to be on tomorrow morning?" ::)

No, I'm on right now! Let's go!

*I know I should have been more patient, being that maybe he won't have money till then, but... camming is too damn slow for me right now to sit in front of my computer entertaining freeloaders all damn day!:-\

LoraDoll
01-19-2017, 01:59 PM
^^ similar thing happened to me.
Jerk: - how long u ll stay on?
me: go
Jerk: xy hours later?
me: let s go!

he came in. For entire 3 min. :D

Other guy came to pv just to ask, if I can earn enough to pay my rent! :O

Others are more awfull out there... I think I ll calmly wait till this madness ends coz sooner or later someone ll show up who is not a jerk.

bbwbrianna
01-21-2017, 04:19 PM
Yet another guy on cams that wants to meet n fuck. Why can't these guys just go on an actual dating site or sign up for adultfriendfinder? This is why I don't want or need 20 something year old custies:

22yroldprickfromhell: hey babe
22yroldprickfromhell: hru
[email protected]: how old are you?
me: 31 can you hear me?
22yroldprickfromhell: no i cant
22yroldprickfromhell: im 22
me:: Okay. What are you in the mood for hun?
[email protected]: well i was wondering if you meet and fuck
me:: You haven't even spent money on me and you're asking me that question
22yroldprickfromhell: the screen is frozen on my end
22yroldprickfromhell: i have a huge fetish for plus sized women
me:: Well then you best get going
me:: Do I need to kick you again?
22yroldprickfromhell: im just trying to get to know you
me:: Well then get to know me in private. You're already trying to meet me without doing it properly
22yroldprickfromhell: no need in being a bitch. thats why you never go pvt. fucking fat cunt

And BAN. I'm on a pay site so why the fuck would I even be remotely interested in someone that's not gonna spend money on me while I'm at work?

anonymous camgirl
01-21-2017, 04:40 PM
Cuz they are stupid as fuck!.. they think we are easy!.. Hell half of us are celibate!.. lol


Yet another guy on cams that wants to meet n fuck. Why can't these guys just go on an actual dating site or sign up for adultfriendfinder? This is why I don't want or need 20 something year old custies:

22yroldprickfromhell: hey babe
22yroldprickfromhell: hru
[email protected]: how old are you?
me: 31 can you hear me?
22yroldprickfromhell: no i cant
22yroldprickfromhell: im 22
me:: Okay. What are you in the mood for hun?
[email protected]: well i was wondering if you meet and fuck
me:: You haven't even spent money on me and you're asking me that question
22yroldprickfromhell: the screen is frozen on my end
22yroldprickfromhell: i have a huge fetish for plus sized women
me:: Well then you best get going
me:: Do I need to kick you again?
22yroldprickfromhell: im just trying to get to know you
me:: Well then get to know me in private. You're already trying to meet me without doing it properly
22yroldprickfromhell: no need in being a bitch. thats why you never go pvt. fucking fat cunt

And BAN. I'm on a pay site so why the fuck would I even be remotely interested in someone that's not gonna spend money on me while I'm at work?

Chellyinparadise
01-21-2017, 05:25 PM
I have a member who comes in and says this recently..
him: I really want you as my gf in real can we just meet one day?
Ive been trying to impress you for 6yrs but to no avail..

me:

atleast hes been going exclusive to tell me these things but becoming awkward now lol..

Chellyinparadise
01-21-2017, 05:46 PM
him:
Can i send you a dick pic? you will want me once you see it and want to fuck me...trust me

Genoveve
01-21-2017, 06:16 PM
22yroldprickfromhell: hey babe
22yroldprickfromhell: hru
[email protected]: how old are you?
me: 31 can you hear me?
22yroldprickfromhell: no i cant
22yroldprickfromhell: im 22
me:: Okay. What are you in the mood for hun?
[email protected]: well i was wondering if you meet and fuck
me:: You haven't even spent money on me and you're asking me that question
22yroldprickfromhell: the screen is frozen on my end
22yroldprickfromhell: i have a huge fetish for plus sized women
me:: Well then you best get going
me:: Do I need to kick you again?
22yroldprickfromhell: im just trying to get to know you
me:: Well then get to know me in private. You're already trying to meet me without doing it properly
22yroldprickfromhell: no need in being a bitch. thats why you never go pvt. fucking fat cunt

And that's why he is begging for the attention of random women on the internet, because fecal matter smells better than his personality. I love how he thinks he is authorized to give you business advice btw, what a joke.

Chellyinparadise
01-21-2017, 10:06 PM
Not so much annoying or stupid on their part but thought might make you laugh if anyone else finds this funny. Love making people laugh.


llllllllllll has logged on

me: hey barcode
him:

llllllllllll has logged off (reason: user left)

me:laughs so hard couldnt resist i was like this.. LOL

heyho
01-21-2017, 10:24 PM
him:
Can i send you a dick pic? you will want me once you see it and want to fuck me...trust me

Why are guys so stupid like this? No matter what a penis looks like I will never ever want to "just fuck it". I need to see the hot man-bod and sexy face attached to it. And if possible, swoony personality to match. A penis alone is just bleh.

Chellyinparadise
01-21-2017, 10:32 PM
Why are guys so stupid like this? No matter what a penis looks like I will never ever want to "just fuck it". I need to see the hot man-bod and sexy face attached to it. And if possible, swoony personality to match. A penis alone is just bleh.

Yea exactly.. lol i guess they all think its the best ...golden dicks we cant resist.

Daisies
01-22-2017, 10:14 AM
This was on my fetlife profile that I use to get clients for cam.
You can't make sh!t like this up.
"We the people"? more like we the freeloaders. Blocked.
47173

Chellyinparadise
01-22-2017, 01:17 PM
Lol hes speaking for all the cheap broke bastards... king of the freeloaders. What a dumbass he is.

Genoveve
01-22-2017, 06:50 PM
Just so you girls know, freeloaders and beggars are not a camming phenomenon. If annoying dudes make you regret your job sometimes please know that it's not just a camming thing, it's a digital age thing. I was watching a girl broadcast live on instagram and with the crap the guys were saying she might as well have been on MFC; it was tons of guys telling her to stand up, twerk, show her tits, asking for her number, if she would date them.....etc. It's not a camming thing, it's a guy thing period.

Cutie101
01-22-2017, 07:25 PM
Coming back on the "lovely" jasmin site with it's shitty customers. I mention my price is 2.99/min over there and I had about 10 members in my room but only the idiot was talking.

idiot: what a lovely smile
ME: thanks babe
idiot: although you are very beautiful still not much guys in your room
idiot: any reasons
idiot: are they all gay or what
ME: i don't come often here
ME: and people don't know me yet
idiot: ohh but why you come so less
ME: personal reasons
ME: are u here to investigate me or buy a private show?
idiot: want to know a bit about you
ME: why don't you join the private if you are so interested in me?
idiot: your pvt is too expensive
ME: then bye

And I banned him. But he will come back, since the ban button on Jasmin works like it works when u tell to an idiot to stop sending dick pics.

LetsGetHazey
01-22-2017, 09:05 PM
Thank you for this thread.
Just yesterday with one free loading loser i get told "you are too much skinny" and then about ten minutes later another freeloader came in and BOMBARDED chat with all caps of "YOU STUPID WHORE WHY YOU SO FAT! LOOK AT THAT CELLULITE! THOSE FAT ARMS!" I am 5'6 and 110lbs.

I also got someone asking to talk in private. I responded, "you can't talk in private, you don't have tokens but if you add tokens we can talk in private all you want" he goes OFF "help me, how can i talk private with you" i explain again how he can talk in private. Dude's response?
"but my wallet was stolen by thugs and i can't sign up for tokens"

Bruh if your wallet was stolen by thugs wtf you doing talking to me on a cam site go to the police and shut your cards down...you can totally still add your credit cards to things without the credit card physically being there we are in a technologically advanced world here I type in one number and my credit card comes up like what?

persianprincess
01-22-2017, 09:15 PM
^^^^ yeh sometimes camming makes you feel like you're on a psych ward .. it's just like bizarre ... you can be rail thin and a guy will call you fat, like wtf.
I feel like half of them are sat in their mom's basement on a Compaq Presario playing world of warcraft and eating a hungry man meal figuring out how they're gonna try and ruin someone's day.

bbwbrianna
01-22-2017, 11:24 PM
^^^^ yeh sometimes camming makes you feel like you're on a psych ward .. it's just like bizarre ... you can be rail thin and a guy will call you fat, like wtf.
I feel like half of them are sat in their mom's basement on a Compaq Presario playing world of warcraft and eating a hungry man meal figuring out how they're gonna try and ruin someone's day.

Just what I was thinking. If your wallet was stolen what mind set are you in to be on a cam site begging for some random woman's attention? If my wallet were stolen I wouldn't give a shit about tokens. And why immediately hurl insults at random strangers on the internet just because they don't give you what you want? I mean I thought we had free will.

Daisies
01-23-2017, 01:22 AM
I really hate when they think we're there to talk/be friends or whatever else with them and they say they aren't interested in a show and don't pay at all. If I want to talk to someone or make friends it sure isn't on a camming site full of creeps. That's what social media is for.

Sunnylexie
01-23-2017, 05:16 AM
Didn't even bother waiting for me to answer.
47178
Thank you for the $7, though.

PrincessfromHell
01-23-2017, 05:44 AM
Didn't even bother waiting for me to answer.
47178
Thank you for the $7, though.

Hope he will snort a line of laxative. w t serious f is with these losers?!