View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
MissEgo
12-21-2010, 01:12 PM
^^ I'm totally guilty of spelling words incorrectly so that they're spelled exactly how I'd be saying it.
Like hiiiii. or heyy. or what the efffff.
If you say it out loud exactly how it's spelled, that's how I mean it to sound.
I only do this with friends though
ShellyConnors
12-21-2010, 06:03 PM
^that makes sense, never thought about that before
21stcenturyfox
12-22-2010, 10:34 AM
Why are males so obsessed with their dicks? They are so unimportant. I dont want to see it, or watch u play with it, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YO DICK!
ShellyConnors
12-24-2010, 09:58 AM
anivp169770: Please worth fox of fuck of darling of zoom lens by the
nipples I stand to finish a few more seconds please?
WHAT?!?
ChrissyBBW
12-24-2010, 10:22 AM
^^ so funny...what in the world does that really mean? Lol
SexiCal
12-24-2010, 10:55 AM
Can you decipher this?
Two nights ago:
Him: Let me munch your belly hole bababy
Me: Lol...bababy???
Him: Bababy in the butt bababy
Him: Please bb???
Me: Bababy in your butt bababy! *BAN*
WTF??? :O
ShellyConnors
12-24-2010, 09:06 PM
^omg... dude that is hilarious... i literally have NO clue what these guys are trying to communicate. it's almost like it doesn't belong in this thread because it's not like it's "annoying", it's just like WTF? this thread is my favorite. i adamantly refuse to let it die haha.
ChrissyBBW
12-25-2010, 06:27 PM
Ugh I had one of those fist ass guys tonight...I was like ummm I don't do anal and am definately not fisting my azz...wtf? I don't think I could give myself the type of reach around required to fist my own azz even if I wanted to ROFL!
misselise07
12-25-2010, 07:27 PM
Okay, I'm naive....can people really fist their ass? lol
ChrissyBBW
12-25-2010, 08:27 PM
Lol I think some girls can. I swear I have seen it in pictures. I cannot even begin to imagine.....
Blu_Rayne
12-25-2010, 09:40 PM
yuck!
Arialandre
12-25-2010, 10:44 PM
Oh god ow!
kikiwiki
12-26-2010, 01:21 AM
Tonight on SM I got asked if I had any cheese slices! LMFAO!
ChrissyBBW
12-26-2010, 04:20 AM
Haha cheese slices well that's a new one to me. Geeeez
ShellyConnors
12-26-2010, 06:13 AM
Tonight on SM I got asked if I had any cheese slices! LMFAO!
Omg I'm really wondering what those could possibly have been for. Part of me would have been afraid to ask. These guys can get REAL creative. I know some of these guys have to have wives/girlfriends. I'm just like, some poor girl somewhere probably thinks her guy is totally good, snuggles up all next to him at night after sex, and as she lays there probably not at all satisfied from his meager effort, all he's thinking "mmmm if only my bb would break out the cheese slices she'd be perfect". Smh...
ShellyConnors
12-26-2010, 09:52 AM
suresh5578: wow buty ur
suresh5578: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
suresh5578: very big ur bbboobs
ummm... i'm an A cup :O
TinaLayne
12-26-2010, 11:17 AM
Omg I'm really wondering what those could possibly have been for. Part of me would have been afraid to ask. These guys can get REAL creative. I know some of these guys have to have wives/girlfriends. I'm just like, some poor girl somewhere probably thinks her guy is totally good, snuggles up all next to him at night after sex, and as she lays there probably not at all satisfied from his meager effort, all he's thinking "mmmm if only my bb would break out the cheese slices she'd be perfect". Smh...
HAHAHA! A few of us on here know the cheese guy on streamate. He wants you to put them on your chest and pose for him...front view close to cam, side view, laying down. That's it. I know it's really fucking creepy, but hey, it's an easy show and he'll spend $$ :P
Arialandre
12-26-2010, 01:52 PM
Oh god this reminds me of the creepy cheese slice guy off of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! "I wear the cheese, the cheese does not wear me!"
gingergina
12-26-2010, 11:54 PM
"whats ur speciality?" is an annoying one, get it every day
TinaLayne
12-27-2010, 01:23 AM
Member: "Eat Tits BB!"
Me: "you want me to eat my tits?"
Member: "Yess BB!"
Me: "No thanks, I'm not hungry right now"
LOL
cherryblossomsinspring
12-28-2010, 01:27 AM
Member: "Eat Tits BB!"
Me: "you want me to eat my tits?"
Member: "Yess BB!"
Me: "No thanks, I'm not hungry right now"
LOL
AHAHAHAH LOL I STARTED CHOKING AFTER READING THIS!!
[email protected] NO THANKS I'M NOT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
What I have come to realize especially on regular pg chat sites I get these same requests. These guys all seem to be from the same locations
Middle East. I'm not sure what it is about those countries but I always get these comments. Like I said it doesn't even matter if they're on a cam site or a regular basic no cam model chat site. They all send these of the wall comments and are quite persistent. You'll get these requests from any country but usually men from the UK and US take no and move on some get nasty and call you a "bitch" or say fuck you whore or my personal favorite they'll kick you out of a chatroom or even go into the main room and say you're a "MAN". Typical childish antics for the guy that was turned down. Like I would really want to see your little pecker on a free chat site for free? Stupid people.
The bad thing is since they are so known for this behavior many of the women on these basic chat sites put notes up that they will not talk to any man in any of these countries so don't bother contacting her. Do you think they listen? Nope. They still say he bb eat tits, suk cewk fruc me. Yes it's ridiculous when you're having a basic chat and these guys bombard your pvt messages . Or you get the guy who is smart enough not to take a chance and murder words so he just keeps saying hi over and over again. Maybe adding an additional "i" for full affect. I think possibly it may be against their views to actually spend money on these women for I haven't heard anyone making a killing off a guy in Dubai, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Iran, Afganistan, unless it was a soldier that was stationed there from the US. Also I get from the same countries "whore" " slut" but I think these are men that are alittle more versed in the English language but obviously are disgusted that their peckers are hard looking at such naughty girls, but yet they are still there looking. lol
ShellyConnors
12-28-2010, 02:06 AM
^wow so "eat tits" is actually common? i've never heard this one. lol oh god that means my day is coming soon. noooooooo! i joked with my friend a while back that it would be funny if one random day a cam model decided to take 60 seconds and perform every request every guy in chat shouted out, in succession, rapidly, one after the other. and recorded it. what would that look like?
stand up, turn around, show ass bb, eat tits, shoe on head bb, open breast, lay down, open pussy bb, mmmm fist ass bb, fist ur pussy, squirt bb, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
CamWhore
12-28-2010, 06:49 AM
lol...that was funny
ChrissyBBW
12-29-2010, 01:00 PM
Some guy on AW..asking me for my Yahoo ID because he doesn't like AW. He said he is not looking for a model but a friend. I told him I don't go on cam for fun I'm working. He asked if I could turn on my cam in Yahoo while working on AW to chat with him at the same time. Um NO!
CamWhore
12-29-2010, 08:35 PM
biochemengineer says: r u tall or short
biochemengineer says: ?
PussyPlayground says: im short...?
biochemengineer says: can u stand up so i can see
biochemengineer says: ur shape
PussyPlayground says: wow.
PussyPlayground says: uhm, check profile please =)
biochemengineer says: before we go pvt
PussyPlayground says: okay, gold before private then.
PussyPlayground says: im working =)
biochemengineer says: sweety u have to be a little more friendly and u will make a whole lot more money
biochemengineer has logged off
OH SO YOUR MAD YOU COULDNT GET A FREBIE. SO SAD TO BAD.
CamWhore
12-29-2010, 10:07 PM
LongStroke80 says: this room wack... im going to the columbians.. they naked over there for 1 dollar a min
Hmm. Maybe i should get up and give you a free show before you go get your $1 show. bitch please. #BANNED
prettygreeneyes
12-29-2010, 11:34 PM
lol I had a good one tonight after the guy asked me if I had toys...
"mm can you slide one inside your pussy plz baby? you dont need to show penetration i just wanna see ur face when you do it. then ill go pvt for 20 mins so we can fuck ;-) and ill turn on my cam so you can watch me stroke my 8 inch cock ;-)"
Yeah I'll get right on that ::)
CamWhore
12-30-2010, 03:17 AM
lol...
dawnfire90
12-30-2010, 03:38 AM
I love it when guys call me a "ginger" or tell me how they love redheads or when they ask me "if the carpet matches the drapes". I advertise myself as a redhead but I'm really not! My hair is mostly brown with a reddish tint, so I guess you'd call it auburn. But apparently on camera I look like I have fiery red hair or something.
I am most certainly NOT a "ginger". I'm pale but no freckles whatsoever.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_REkgXByDyuU/TGyh-rcPTAI/AAAAAAAAJFE/19jMK0KlJDQ/s1600/Picture+29.png
amazingjane
01-01-2011, 02:44 AM
Man. This dude.
Him: I'll tear you up.
Him: Cut you up and bury you in the woods
Me: ...?
(and then I start laughing. it was busy, but I still managed to scroll up, confirm it, and laugh)
Him: You like that slut?
Anyways, fast forward an hour, my vag is about to fall off, made my money, saying my goodbyes.
Him: You have a knife
Me: Yep! (I think we're going to have some violence play or maybe he looks at me and jerks off while I make threatening gestures, I don't know!)
Him: Stick it in your pussy in exclusive?
Me: ....?
And then I start cackling again, and I ask him why the fuck he thinks I'd put a knife in my pussy if it's already sore.
Him: I'll give you 20 gold.
I've no idea what 35% of 20 dollars is, but I think it's 8 dollars. 8 dollars to ruin my vag.
SexiCal
01-01-2011, 03:02 AM
Him: I'll give you 20 gold.
I've no idea what 35% of 20 dollars is, but I think it's 8 dollars. 8 dollars to ruin my vag.
Yep, it's about $7. Is he crazy?! That wouldn't even cover one stitch the doctor would have to use to re-attach your uterus after that destruction. Men. ::)
ChrissyBBW
01-01-2011, 05:40 AM
@amazingjane......man that reminds me of a guy who came into my SM room 3 months ago he said I am going to cut out your mouth and eat out your eyes. I was a little shocked but it hit me funny and when I laughed out loud he dissapeared. FREAK..
roast
01-02-2011, 09:45 AM
Annoying things:
Models that come to your room and talk to you. No shade and much love to each model out there in general, but chatting up models as a model when they're live and you're not always strikes me as passive aggressive and borderline hostile. There isn't etiquette for this kind of thing but Id expect itd be common sense: just quietly observe, satisfy what you're looking for or at (competition? ideas? curiosity? schadenfreude?) and keep it moving.
Asking questions, providing unsolicited advice, being catty, talking about yourself, acting like a stage mother - I personally don't think webcamming in general is terribly competitive (too much variety out there and no one is competing for contracts or slots on selective sites)... so, go do your own thing and you get a fist pump from me.
OK, one time a girl came by and yelled at everyone in the room to tip&pay me. I did the same thing in return. That was hot and she rocks, I support that. I also think sending messages or emails to other models is cool, but when live: good god why
It doesn't happen often, but its definitely in my top 3 of "stupid annoying shit" on cam
BustyAmeera
01-02-2011, 10:10 AM
Roast I agree with you on that. I know a lot of girls don't mind it, but I do. I really don't want to be bothered with other cam models in my chatroom. But if they want to send me a private message, then I'm cool with that.
CamWhore
01-02-2011, 11:05 AM
I dont lie girls in my room if they aren't paying customers. Im sorry, im not with playing around while im getting my money either.
TheBrownFox
01-02-2011, 11:49 AM
Guys on MFC should not mention other models by name in your chatroom. It's just tacky and inconsiderate. We work hard enough as it is trying to keep these dudes with short attention spans in our rooms, so I really don't need a guy in there talking about how _____ (MFC model) is staying at his place. I've had to say something to one of my regulars about this. And if he wants to talk about it, he can just refer to her as "this chick" instead of using her name.
Alysa
01-02-2011, 01:57 PM
"Stand up"
"Turn around"
"Can I see your ass"
"Can I see your feet"
"Can I see your toys"
"Do you have stockings"
"Can I see them"
"Do you have heels"
"Can I see them"
"Will you flash for $1 gold"
"Does your man know you do this"
"Can we get to know each other better on MSN"
Lol. You must be on the same site I am. I get those exact same questions everyday. The one that bothers me most is "does you man know?" I almost want to answer and say "no, and he's a complete moron because he doesn't realize I get checks in the mail every week and pay the bills."
Alysa
01-02-2011, 02:12 PM
Oh here is a good conversation I had one night
I'm in a private show and in the free chat I see a guy say "lets see if your polite enough to say hi right now"
Obviously I ignore him, I'm working here idiot. About 10 min later he comes in to pvt
Him: "Oh now I see why you can't respond to me"
Me: Yeah I'm kinda busy here"
Him: "ok well I will come back later"
Later I'm in free chat and he comes in
Him: "Aren't you going to say hi to me"
Me: "Hey"
(don't remember what he said but he made some comment about me not answering him when I was in pvt and he was in free)
Me: "sorry I didn't stop what I was doing for paying customers to say hi to you"
Him: Where are you from"
Me: "Ohio"
Him: "Oh that explains it"
Me: "explains what"
Him: "The rudeness, you're from the US"
Me: "Well its not like you said hi to me first"
Him: "Thanks for explaining" Then he leaves
Later I get a PM from him
"Sorry to say but your attitude is quite poor. I hope you can improve"
I don't usually let them get to me but that one about ruined my night. It was a kickass night too.
amberluv
01-02-2011, 03:12 PM
Oh here is a good conversation I had one night
I'm in a private show and in the free chat I see a guy say "lets see if your polite enough to say hi right now"
Obviously I ignore him, I'm working here idiot. About 10 min later he comes in to pvt
Him: "Oh now I see why you can't respond to me"
Me: Yeah I'm kinda busy here"
Him: "ok well I will come back later"
Later I'm in free chat and he comes in
Him: "Aren't you going to say hi to me"
Me: "Hey"
(don't remember what he said but he made some comment about me not answering him when I was in pvt and he was in free)
Me: "sorry I didn't stop what I was doing for paying customers to say hi to you"
Him: Where are you from"
Me: "Ohio"
Him: "Oh that explains it"
Me: "explains what"
Him: "The rudeness, you're from the US"
Me: "Well its not like you said hi to me first"
Him: "Thanks for explaining" Then he leaves
Later I get a PM from him
"Sorry to say but your attitude is quite poor. I hope you can improve"
I don't usually let them get to me but that one about ruined my night. It was a kickass night too.
don't let him get to you, he sounds like a cheap-o- theres a ton of guys willing to spend cash on you, don't let some idiot ruin your day, EVER- it'll just turn you off from camming. I get a guy crying and complaining like this once in a blue moon... once they cry i just ban them. I don't have time to deal with idiots... and you don't either. Ban him and if there is some way to review the guy, give him a terrible rating.
just my .02 cents. 8)
Troublegum
01-02-2011, 07:50 PM
rummstien: u mixed
Me: mixed?
rummstien: biracial
rummstien: just curious
Me: why?
rummstien: u look alomst latin
rummstien: but with some black
This made me giggle because I am very pale, very blonde, I never even tan or use blusher! If I was any whiter, I would be transparent with just some drawn on lips and eyes and big blonde hair!
JoJoX
01-03-2011, 01:04 AM
love this
JoJoX
01-03-2011, 01:23 AM
Or when a guy has 700 tokens in his account, but still doesn't participate in the tipping. I just don't understand this. If you've got THAT many tokens in your account, and you've been sitting in my free chat for several minutes, obviously you like what you see...why aren't you tipping or taking me to private chat???
I am starting to think that these type pf guys buy that many tokens ONCE just so the model can act all flirty, slutty or whatever for the tokens. Because MFC gives the guys the option to hide token status from the models. I think these guys want to show off their tokens so they can become a model magnet. I've noticed that thesre guys, in fact will sit in your room ALL DAY. Like those hoodrat men who lay their rent money on the table at a strip club.....or those type of people who take pictures holding their child support money acting like they got it like that... Fucking losers. I guarantee you, if any of us pay attention, you will NEVER see the number of tokens that person has change.
JoJoX
01-03-2011, 01:33 AM
@amazingjane......man that reminds me of a guy who came into my SM room 3 months ago he said I am going to cut out your mouth and eat out your eyes. I was a little shocked but it hit me funny and when I laughed out loud he dissapeared. FREAK..
arent you guys worried that these might be real life serial killers???
ChrissyBBW
01-03-2011, 02:38 AM
^^the thought did cross my mind...he left so fast I couldn't ban him or do much else...part of me wondered serial killer or some jerk trying to get a strong reaction because when my reaction was bursting out in laughter he left immediately.
BustyAmeera
01-03-2011, 08:22 AM
Hello, I'm a 30 m from NJ who had a first time experience with a man. i liked your listing and thought how would you like to hear me beat my cock off as we discuss it? I measure 7" with a large head. I've also attached a pic of my g'f Ruthie who really didnt like my dick up a man's ass lol. Let me know what you think!
My yahoo is _______ if you want to contact me there and chat as well
K
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I thought this was classic.
gingergina
01-03-2011, 08:34 AM
today i was asked in free chat how big is my pussy and how deep is it.
wtf, i didnt know pussies come in sizes and how the fuck am i supposed to know the depth lol
CamWhore
01-03-2011, 08:48 AM
guallagualla100: you cute as hell you know that bby
pussyplayground: =)
TsunamiBoY257: LEME PUT MY TONGUE IN YA BUTT
pussyplayground: bye.
guallagualla100: who me?
TsunamiBoY257: ME
pussyplayground: anybody thats not playing in pvt
pussyplayground: dueces
guallagualla100: i guess yeen gone be in my video
pussyplayground: wtf?
pussyplayground: am i dreaming?
pussyplayground: i must be.
pussyplayground: lmfao
I dont need to be in your video...lol
gingergina
01-03-2011, 10:28 AM
guallagualla100: you cute as hell you know that bby
pussyplayground: =)
TsunamiBoY257: LEME PUT MY TONGUE IN YA BUTT
pussyplayground: bye.
guallagualla100: who me?
TsunamiBoY257: ME
pussyplayground: anybody thats not playing in pvt
pussyplayground: dueces
guallagualla100: i guess yeen gone be in my video
pussyplayground: wtf?
pussyplayground: am i dreaming?
pussyplayground: i must be.
pussyplayground: lmfao
I dont need to be in your video...lol
i guess i need a special retard translation for this one lol
CamWhore
01-03-2011, 12:16 PM
lmao ...im stealing that for my sig
ShellyConnors
01-04-2011, 11:20 AM
hey bbe, do you do free show favours? am a big NF customer - Nickisedgy2, out of cash atm though but so horny. Just like a mutual 5 mins? I have a cam too, dying to explode! I will become your regular soon as I'm in cash again (next week)...