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MistyRose
03-18-2012, 01:47 PM
Him: no u'll get a nice rispectable job like a secretary or waitress or something
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Lawd knows you couldn't do this without his help! Take his hand bb, let the man take you to the righteous path.

Rosemary Rabbit
03-19-2012, 09:44 PM
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Browneyes
03-20-2012, 09:48 AM
(Member) : hey how many credits to make you my wife? i dont see the option anywhere???

Sorry mate this is not a mail order bride site.




in pvt....
member: i wanna see your boobs and your hairy pussy
me: well i don't have a hairy pussy it says shaved on my profile
member: show me hairy pussy
me: i don't have, i am shaved...
member: NOW!!!
me: !! i am shaved!!!!!!
member: get out of my room!!

Excuuuse meee??!!




"... ineed u baby ihave pig dick 190cm did ameil ineed woman strong lovekiss baby
add ameil pleasa"

shywebcamgirl
03-20-2012, 11:56 AM
in pvt....
member: i wanna see your boobs and your hairy pussy
me: well i don't have a hairy pussy it says shaved on my profile
member: show me hairy pussy
me: i don't have, i am shaved...
member: NOW!!!
me: !! i am shaved!!!!!!
member: get out of my room!!

Argh, the stupid......its hurts! IT HURTS!!!

DaisyRose
03-20-2012, 02:24 PM
When someone first comes into your chat room most of the time he'll say he's "horny" or ask if you are. But a few times I've been asked something like "you hard bb" by a few guys before?" I asked them if they know I'm a girl right? They tell me yes they know. So I tell them I can't be "hard" when I don't have a penis? I'm thinking to myself c'mon now!! I'm the wrong sex for that.



I mean if they want I can hold a dildo to my crotch in private and pretend I'm one.

bambimack
03-21-2012, 03:04 AM
"stick finger in pussy and show wet finger and we go pvt bb"....i can't tell you how much i get this, it's so annoying and i just ignore it.
IT DOESN'T MATTER, because i'm going to use a shitload of lube in pvt anyways!!

bambimack
03-21-2012, 03:42 AM
and i also had this happen..

dude- "can i call you a dirty nigger in pvt bb"
me- "no"
other dude- "wtf, block his racist ass"

he left before i could even do it..
like seriously, i'm already showing my pussy on the internet for money, let me at least keep the last strand of dignity that i have left..lol

LaceyCummings
03-21-2012, 08:31 AM
Studsteve: JUST U, ME AND 10120 PANDA BEARS ON SATIN SHEETS FOR A NIGHT OF UNBRIDLED SEX!

MommieLongLegs
03-21-2012, 11:28 AM
Guy: 40 for 10 minutes? Are you crazy?
I could find a hooker for that much and get the real thing.

Me: Do it then. Why are you talking to me? Bye.

I had another guy last night on SM ask "where do these chicks come up with these prices? $6? (Exclusive)"

Me: there's models who charge way more (who aren't porn stars), and are in back to back privates, so there's plenty of guys who don't mind the cost. If you're looking for a cheap thrill, you've come to the wrong place my friend.

Then I contined my chat session with the guys, seeing as I was done doing sessions for the night lol.

MissEgo
03-21-2012, 01:13 PM
^I always explain fees to the guys who ask about pricing. Like "dude, I have to pay to be on here, it's not like the money's going straight to my pocket." Every.Single.Time the guy has been unaware of that fact, and has paid me. OR found a sneaky way to locate me offsite, which is even better.

Decalyn
03-21-2012, 01:31 PM
Studsteve: JUST U, ME AND 10120 PANDA BEARS ON SATIN SHEETS FOR A NIGHT OF UNBRIDLED SEX!

Actually that sounds like a pretty good time.

MommieLongLegs
03-21-2012, 01:39 PM
^I always explain fees to the guys who ask about pricing. Like "dude, I have to pay to be on here, it's not like the money's going straight to my pocket." Every.Single.Time the guy has been unaware of that fact, and has paid me. OR found a sneaky way to locate me offsite, which is even better.

Yes, when I remember, I include how I only take home 35% minus % that I put aside for taxes.

CourtneyRaine
03-21-2012, 01:43 PM
Customer: Turn around and show me your ass, if I like it I'll tip you
Me: Sweetie, if you want to see my booty you have to tip first just like everyone else. I'm not about to show you for free hoping that I might get a dollar out of it.
Customer: You're rude. You just missed out on a lot of money. Check my stats! I have spent hundreds of dollars on other girls here!
Me: LMAO! Oh my Jesus, why should I care that you've spent hundreds of dollars on other girls? If you haven't payed me, you're not seeing my goodies, boo.
Customer: Just check my stats if you don't believe me.
Me: Again, why should I care how much you've spent on here? I only care if you're tipping for MY body, and you're not. *Block*

So apparently, just so you know, there's a new rule that if a guy has ever spent Any money on Any model, he's entitled to see Every girl for free. According to Mr. Big Ballin', anyway :)

MommieLongLegs
03-24-2012, 05:00 PM
gmundth:Hi I found you on (indie site) nice body
Me: Thanks, Are you looking to book a show?
gmundth: yes, are you alone
Me: Why do you ask?
gmundth: i'm not alone here
Me: Who's with you?
gmundth: my daughter is home
Me: Well you should find a babysitter
gmundth: she's 19
Me: As long as she's no where near
gmundth: why
Me: Are you serious?
gmundth:yes
Me: I really hope that you're not crazy and you're daughter is safe becuase you sound crazy right now
gmundth: she's right here, knows about you
Me: What the fuck is your problem?
Me: Im praying for her and i pray with all my heart she gets far away from you.
*block*

I don't care if the whole thing really was a fantasy. I can't take that chance, and it's not something I'd be willing to participate in.

Also, why can't it ever be "I'm here with my girlfriend/friend/wife/fuck buddy/booty call/some girl/dude I met at the club last night"? It's always "my daughter/sister", but 90% of the time daughter...

Even if it IS role play, I've offered to do cousin role play before, but that wasn't good enough. It almost always has to be daughter (#1 90% of the time).

lissieBella
03-24-2012, 06:11 PM
This takes the cake, and is pretty self explanatory. It happened over the course of half an hour or so. I'm not sure what to think, but damn was it entertaining!

Him: Stupid apple

Him: The stupid mother fucking apple through the fucking bs again
Yeah that aholio, Hes so purple and tan

Him: i crunched his hairs all over the place, he slept with my pillow again

Him: Grabbing the rooster was a bad idea said thomas

Him: None of ur business
apple told me i cant tell
he hurted me
U down for some sauce of apple?
I says no
he bing me real good

Him: she sat on the dolphin again, dammit
u know

Him: dont play games

Him: rogue agent

Him: U know too much
MS jason bourne

Him: get out now

Him: no, the pickle man

Him: the dude abides

Him: the dude abides

Him: dammit fucking apple and his asshole round bed and dragon ears of fairy unicorns!

Him: u dont fuck with unicorns, they eat lime juice

Him: they like pepper but they hate cinnamon
duh

Him: tell me now
Him: FLAME ON

Him: NO ROCK
FLAME FLAME
JACKPOT
u know ur tricks
smoke and mirrors wont hide it from me
im to u
im onto u

Him: I will no goto grettles house
i dont believe ur stories

Him: Crap, i ate the candy

Him: fucking bread crumbs, apple fucked us again
he eat hole of ur crub

Him: crum
JACKPOT
JACKPOT
FLAME ON

Him: We are FWaming Dwagon!

Him: We are Fwaming Dwagon!
100,000,000 dollars
I dont have the tivo

Him: Im a brother playing a brother whose playing another brother

Him: Ice age 2 eats monkey tails
Pears?

Him has logged off

i wonder if i had the same guy

onenightluvin: hi you squirt?
me: yes :)
onenightluvin: OMG thats my unicorn
ME: ??????????
onenightluvin: the one i can't find!

PrincessLuna
03-24-2012, 06:21 PM
gmundth:Hi I found you on (indie site) nice body
Me: Thanks, Are you looking to book a show?
gmundth: yes, are you alone
Me: Why do you ask?
gmundth: i'm not alone here
Me: Who's with you?
gmundth: my daughter is home
Me: Well you should find a babysitter
gmundth: she's 19
Me: As long as she's no where near
gmundth: why
Me: Are you serious?
gmundth:yes
Me: I really hope that you're not crazy and you're daughter is safe becuase you sound crazy right now
gmundth: she's right here, knows about you
Me: What the fuck is your problem?
Me: Im praying for her and i pray with all my heart she gets far away from you.
*block*

I don't care if the whole thing really was a fantasy. I can't take that chance, and it's not something I'd be willing to participate in.

Also, why can't it ever be "I'm here with my girlfriend/friend/wife/fuck buddy/booty call/some girl/dude I met at the club last night"? It's always "my daughter/sister", but 90% of the time daughter...

Even if it IS role play, I've offered to do cousin role play before, but that wasn't good enough. It almost always has to be daughter (#1 90% of the time).

The incest; OH GOD THE INCEST! Nonstop do I get this. Always "You look like my daughter." But more often I get "I've got my sister's panties on my ****, you look just like her!"
NOPE the f*ck out of that. :banghead:

shywebcamgirl
03-25-2012, 09:31 AM
gmundth:Hi I found you on (indie site) nice body
Me: Thanks, Are you looking to book a show?
gmundth: yes, are you alone
Me: Why do you ask?
gmundth: i'm not alone here
Me: Who's with you?
gmundth: my daughter is home
Me: Well you should find a babysitter
gmundth: she's 19
Me: As long as she's no where near
gmundth: why
Me: Are you serious?
gmundth:yes
Me: I really hope that you're not crazy and you're daughter is safe becuase you sound crazy right now
gmundth: she's right here, knows about you
Me: What the fuck is your problem?
Me: Im praying for her and i pray with all my heart she gets far away from you.
*block*

I don't care if the whole thing really was a fantasy. I can't take that chance, and it's not something I'd be willing to participate in.

Also, why can't it ever be "I'm here with my girlfriend/friend/wife/fuck buddy/booty call/some girl/dude I met at the club last night"? It's always "my daughter/sister", but 90% of the time daughter...

Even if it IS role play, I've offered to do cousin role play before, but that wasn't good enough. It almost always has to be daughter (#1 90% of the time).

I do the whole gambit of roleplaying and these guys drive me crazy too. Why? At best, this is 'non-consensual roleplay' at worse than you are crossing your fingers that someone will call the police on them in the near future.

At least if someone ASKS you if you want to play this type of 'game' -- you both know you playing a game. If they don't explain this fact than they could actually be causing harm to other person. I truly think that is what they get off on, the fact that they squicking and mind-fucking people for free and I hope all those twisted fuckers die painfully in a fire.

ClaudiaReina
03-25-2012, 09:50 AM
I truly think that is what they get off on, the fact that they squicking and mind-fucking people for free and I hope all those twisted fuckers die painfully in a fire.

I'm pretty sure this is the case (many times, anyway), because whenever I keep smiling and ask them casually if they are looking for a roleplay in exclusive, they log off immediately. If someone really wants a roleplay, he will ask first politely how you feel about the particular scenario and won't start with "my daughter's here", "you look like my daughter", etc.

On topic: "BB, I will marry you but first I have to see what you look like. Finger your ass pls."

Oh yes, I'm on SM to find a nice husband. who doesn't even know me. who doesn't even ask me if I want to marry him. who wants to scam me to get freebies. who is only interested in me fingering my ass. in free chat. for free. YES!

MommieLongLegs
03-25-2012, 03:22 PM
"BB, I will marry you but first I have to see what you look like. Finger your ass pls."

Oh yes, I'm on SM to find a nice husband. who doesn't even know me. who doesn't even ask me if I want to marry him. who wants to scam me to get freebies. who is only interested in me fingering my ass. in free chat. for free. YES! It's so funny how desperate some of these guys think we are for a hero/husband etc.

Kalypso
03-25-2012, 08:30 PM
Dunno about you guys but I fapped tbh.

This takes the cake, and is pretty self explanatory. It happened over the course of half an hour or so. I'm not sure what to think, but damn was it entertaining!

Him: Stupid apple

Him: The stupid mother fucking apple through the fucking bs again
Yeah that aholio, Hes so purple and tan

Him: i crunched his hairs all over the place, he slept with my pillow again

Him: Grabbing the rooster was a bad idea said thomas

Him: None of ur business
apple told me i cant tell
he hurted me
U down for some sauce of apple?
I says no
he bing me real good

Him: she sat on the dolphin again, dammit
u know

Him: dont play games

Him: rogue agent

Him: U know too much
MS jason bourne

Him: get out now

Him: no, the pickle man

Him: the dude abides

Him: the dude abides

Him: dammit fucking apple and his asshole round bed and dragon ears of fairy unicorns!

Him: u dont fuck with unicorns, they eat lime juice

Him: they like pepper but they hate cinnamon
duh

Him: tell me now
Him: FLAME ON

Him: NO ROCK
FLAME FLAME
JACKPOT
u know ur tricks
smoke and mirrors wont hide it from me
im to u
im onto u

Him: I will no goto grettles house
i dont believe ur stories

Him: Crap, i ate the candy

Him: fucking bread crumbs, apple fucked us again
he eat hole of ur crub

Him: crum
JACKPOT
JACKPOT
FLAME ON

Him: We are FWaming Dwagon!

Him: We are Fwaming Dwagon!
100,000,000 dollars
I dont have the tivo

Him: Im a brother playing a brother whose playing another brother

Him: Ice age 2 eats monkey tails
Pears?

Him has logged off
lol

DominicanDream
03-25-2012, 09:10 PM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n92/laurahagan_2006/photo-15.jpg

I only do cam2cam in exclusive. I make this clear. This guy took me Premium and sent a cam invitation TWICE. so i clarified ''cam2cam in exclusive''.

And then he says ''sister''? (that's the type of roleplay he wanted I'm guessing /:O). Like...FUCK, YOU CAN'T EVEN WRITE IN A COMPLETE SENTENCE!? I hate, hate HATE it when guys just use one word 'sentences' to try to ask for shit.

anal? tits? panty? WTF

(side note. that romeo guy was in there for less than 30 seconds. fucking freeloaders lol)

DominicanDream
03-25-2012, 09:12 PM
Oh, and he didn't log off. I kicked him out. I'm tired of morons leaving me bad ratings because THEY can't follow directions. I have plenty of other good custies

PrincessLuna
03-25-2012, 09:16 PM
Oh, and he didn't log off. I kicked him out. I'm tired of morons leaving me bad ratings because THEY can't follow directions. I have plenty of other good custies

THIS thisthisthis. I cannot stand asshole men like that. The very few bad ratings I've received were by guys who would not listen. The last one I didn't catch in time before he got me, I left a note on him though to block him if he ever comes in my room again; which they've done as well.

DominicanDream
03-25-2012, 09:38 PM
The last one I didn't catch in time before he got me, I left a note on him though to block him if he ever comes in my room again; which they've done as well.

YES! I have done the same, too. Especially for 'quick poppers' that come in so fast that they don't even get a '1' by their screen name (meaning you've earned a little money from them).

I recognize users who pop in all the time...having contributed NOTHING. I don't hesitate to block.

266 blocked assholes and counting bb. that's about to be my damn signature.

PrincessLuna
03-25-2012, 09:51 PM
I should put a note of Romeo, he's popped in my room before without staying.

lissieBella
03-25-2012, 11:05 PM
ok i got this one just now

mena: bb can you help me pls
me: how?
mena: give me your credit card number
Me: wtf?
mena: pls i need it to get a pvt with you
me: why sure hun! let me give you my card so u can buy me a pvt show with my own money! makes total sense! would you like my pin number too so you can go on a shopping spree?
mena: yes bb
ME: you gotta be fucking kidding me
mena: pls you said you would do it for me even ur pin number
Me: i got no time for this see yaaaaa crazy dude BAN

Rina
03-25-2012, 11:53 PM
ok i got this one just now

mena: bb can you help me pls
me: how?
mena: give me your credit card number
Me: wtf?
mena: pls i need it to get a pvt with you
me: why sure hun! let me give you my card so u can buy me a pvt show with my own money! makes total sense! would you like my pin number too so you can go on a shopping spree?
mena: yes bb
ME: you gotta be fucking kidding me
mena: pls you said you would do it for me even ur pin number
Me: i got no time for this see yaaaaa crazy dude BAN

What in 7 blue hells? This dickwad asked you for your cc to buy a show with you? That takes an extremely rare brand of stupid. That guy is king of the idiots.

PrincessLuna
03-26-2012, 07:35 AM
ok i got this one just now

mena: bb can you help me pls
me: how?
mena: give me your credit card number
Me: wtf?
mena: pls i need it to get a pvt with you
me: why sure hun! let me give you my card so u can buy me a pvt show with my own money! makes total sense! would you like my pin number too so you can go on a shopping spree?
mena: yes bb
ME: you gotta be fucking kidding me
mena: pls you said you would do it for me even ur pin number
Me: i got no time for this see yaaaaa crazy dude BAN

Oh man! Just.... no words for that! You should have given him a fake number to see if he tried to use it lol

lissieBella
03-26-2012, 08:03 AM
i know funny thing is that i didnt ban him at first cause i was laughing my ass off and telling everyone in the room cause he said all this in pvt message, after he heard me cracking up he was like "pls bb i really need your help all my cards were declined, im serious about you giving me ur card number" so dude didnt seem to be joking or yanking my chain he actually thought that was a normal request

PrincessLuna
03-26-2012, 08:08 AM
I just.... I can't fathom it. That is the boldest thing I've ever seen/heard of!

Rina
03-26-2012, 08:18 AM
i know funny thing is that i didnt ban him at first cause i was laughing my ass off and telling everyone in the room cause he said all this in pvt message, after he heard me cracking up he was like "pls bb i really need your help all my cards were declined, im serious about you giving me ur card number" so dude didnt seem to be joking or yanking my chain he actually thought that was a normal request

He's too stupid to be breathing. LMAO

shywebcamgirl
03-26-2012, 08:44 AM
It's so funny how desperate some of these guys think we are for a hero/husband etc.

Well, I mean.....how on earth could we ever REALLY enjoy sex or sexuality without a man involved? There is no way that we could REALLY enjoy our own company over theirs and the only reason we would be sexual in the first place is out of our 'desperation' for some 'real' man to make an 'honest' women out of us. ::)

I've tried to explain to them a million times that I am ALREADY am an honest women. :banghead:

CourtneyRaine
03-26-2012, 09:04 AM
Loool. That reminds me of a guy last year who said he wanted to do a Skype show with me. He's pretty much the reason I've stopped accepting Skype unless a long time regular requests one; I can't deal with these crazy ass wastes of time.

So homeboy and I were chatting on Skype discussing my rates and how he is going to pay me, and he insists that he needs my bank account number, routing number, AND social security number in order to send money to my bank account. Lololol not only did I never ask him to send money directly to my bank account, but what the fuck? Lmfao. I was too shocked to be mad but I did call him on his shit. Not only do you want a free show from me, but you want to run some bank fraud on my account? "What are you talking about? I work for an adult dating site, this is all legitimate." Suuuuuure it is! *block*

Decalyn
03-26-2012, 11:08 AM
Idiot1: show ass
Regular1: Dude, how rude. Motivate her a little first.
Regular2: Yeah, you could have at least said please and tossed her a tip.
Idiot1: show ass plz bb
Idiot1 sends 1 gold
Me: .... *facedesk*
Idiot1: said plz
Regular1: Here, you do it like this:
Regular1 sends 4 gold
Regular2: Yeah, or like this.
Regular2 sends 5 gold
Regular1: Hey, that's no fair!
Regular1 sends 2 more gold
Regular1: Hah!
Regular2 sends 2 more gold
Regular2: Nyeh!
Idiot1: lots of tips so plz ass
Regular1 tips 20 gold
Regular1: Actually, we're tipping her to stay nice and comfy. Guess you'll have to outbid us if you want her to show her ass.
Idiot1: Of course u do anything for this slut has you wrapped round her finger you losers
Idiot1 has left.

At this point, I'm sitting there laughing my ass off on cam, damn-near in tears I'm laughing so hard.

As a side-note, these two regulars have affectionately dubbed themselves my "fan club and freeloader removal squad" and I love them to pieces.

ElianaIsis
03-26-2012, 02:46 PM
Oh man Decalyn, I love those guys!

Peachesxo
03-26-2012, 03:16 PM
This happened mid exclusive...

Crazy dude: Wer u?
Crazy dude: Wer u?
Crazy dude: Anser me bitch
Me: Westcoast, where are you?
Crazy dude: Come here
Crazy dude: I want fuck you
Crazy dude: Bitch answer me! SLUT! I want fuck!
Me: I'm not an escort, I'm a camgirl. I don't meet.
Crazy dude: You do show with me. In maryland and on the plane. We do show on plane.
Me: I don't do couples shows.
Crazy dude : U do and I fly u. Want fuck u
Crazy dude : BITCH SLUT ANSER ME!
*ignore and continue fingering myself*

Crazy dude: BITCH STOP! STOP!
Crazy dude: STOP SLUT!

*I stop and zombie gaze at the screen*

Me: You want me to stop?
Crazy dude: Yes. LOOK AT ME. Talk to me.
Crazy dude: Wer u? Come here
Crazy dude: Bitch wer u !?!?!?!?


And the incoherent convo continued for quite awhile until he realized "bitch slut no fly"

PrincessLuna
03-26-2012, 03:35 PM
Jeeeeeeeze o.O What a psycho!

Peachesxo
03-26-2012, 03:50 PM
Jeeeeeeeze o.O What a psycho!

lol yeah, needless to say, I asked him what we would do in "our show" and happily drained his wallet to the tune of 6.99 a minute while he he told me all of the enthralling things he had planned for "bitch slut on a plane"

roast
03-26-2012, 04:06 PM
^Peaches good thing SM has CB protection bc hahaha wtf

indie, I cleaned it up a bit bc of his English -

Guy: where are you?
Me: [location]
Guy: what city??
Me: [location], are you ready to get started?
Guy: i am in next state, visiting for work
Me: ....
Guy: u there now?
Me: ...are you ready to get started to play? I didnt get a booking email from you yet babe
Guy: pls answer first
Me: i am?
Guy: ok I come by, address?
Me: .....
Guy: *BUZZ*
Me: ..... (preparing to put on ignore list)
Guy: hello? pls pls I want to play
Me: I am not an escort, I only play online bb, I have to step away for 2min so feel free to book (leaves computer to do something)
Guy: OK
Guy: Can you tell me sites to find escorts? I need one
Guy: I have $200, travel cost may put that down
Guy: you have friend for me?
Guy: Full service
Guy: Big tits
Guy: Big tits like your tits
Guy: BBBJ is nice if that ok
Guy: Maybe a friend for 3some too in future when I have more money
Guy: Asian is good
Guy: I can pay dinner but I only have $200
Guy: Send me sites for girls like this or your friend email
Me: (comes back).........oh for fuck's sake
Guy: you do it? what address? phone number?
Me: *blocked*

anonymous camgirl
03-26-2012, 04:06 PM
Yep all bad ratings I have gotten were because they were assholes and won't listen


THIS thisthisthis. I cannot stand asshole men like that. The very few bad ratings I've received were by guys who would not listen. The last one I didn't catch in time before he got me, I left a note on him though to block him if he ever comes in my room again; which they've done as well.

DominicanDream
03-26-2012, 04:46 PM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n92/laurahagan_2006/photo-17.jpg

Seriously!? ADMITTING to getting hard in Free so you can be in exclusive for a shorter amount of time?! -_- -_- GOODBYE!

Jessica1001
03-27-2012, 03:32 AM
This just made me bust out in giggles at the gym, at 6:30 am. :-) thx, I needed that!


This happened mid exclusive...

Crazy dude: Wer u?
Crazy dude: Wer u?
Crazy dude: Anser me bitch
Me: Westcoast, where are you?
Crazy dude: Come here
Crazy dude: I want fuck you
Crazy dude: Bitch answer me! SLUT! I want fuck!
Me: I'm not an escort, I'm a camgirl. I don't meet.
Crazy dude: You do show with me. In maryland and on the plane. We do show on plane.
Me: I don't do couples shows.
Crazy dude : U do and I fly u. Want fuck u
Crazy dude : BITCH SLUT ANSER ME!
*ignore and continue fingering myself*

Crazy dude: BITCH STOP! STOP!
Crazy dude: STOP SLUT!

*I stop and zombie gaze at the screen*

Me: You want me to stop?
Crazy dude: Yes. LOOK AT ME. Talk to me.
Crazy dude: Wer u? Come here
Crazy dude: Bitch wer u !?!?!?!?


And the incoherent convo continued for quite awhile until he realized "bitch slut no fly"

neliana
03-27-2012, 06:31 PM
Random guy in free : "I hate my parents"

Me "um ok?"

Random guy "I hate parents and you?"

Wtf?? I didnt even know what to say lol...I just told him I didnt get what he was talking about. Is talking about how you hate your parents a new fetish?? Pretending to be an angry teen? Lmao Weird!!

HighHeelHottie
03-27-2012, 06:44 PM
Why is it that EVERYTIME I get a message on SM with a title like "request" it's a guy wanting a poo show?! Some idiot asked me if I do poo shows. I simply replied with "No." His reply: I would have paid u $500 for it, but ok :(

Yeah fucking right dude. So, you expect me to go "Oh! Nevermind! I will do it!" then he will say some shit like he'll give it to me AFTER I poo.

anonymous camgirl
03-27-2012, 06:50 PM
that sounds familiar.. i swear i had that dude.. my reaction was the same as yours.. so sick of these dumb games.. it's like they want a reaction!.. the best reaction is NO reaction


Random guy in free : "I hate my parents"

Me "um ok?"

Random guy "I hate parents and you?"

Wtf?? I didnt even know what to say lol...I just told him I didnt get what he was talking about. Is talking about how you hate your parents a new fetish?? Pretending to be an angry teen? Lmao Weird!!

neliana
03-27-2012, 07:06 PM
sooo true...a lot of these idiots are just looking for a reaction! He left once he realized I wasn't paying attention to his BS

PrincessLuna
03-28-2012, 01:41 PM
This one had a very fitting name:

Dick: hello
show me
fuck
com on
fuck urself
come on
i will give u money
hurry
fuck u
bitch

He wasn't even in my room for a full 30 seconds with this. I almost wanted to see how far it would go, but I've had 1 bad rating this week and I'd like to not add more.

anonymous camgirl
03-28-2012, 01:54 PM
Oh i miss the days before ratings.. (sigh)

Seductive
03-28-2012, 02:07 PM
Oh i miss the days before ratings.. (sigh)

I wish we could rate and share notes on guys. It would be so much easier if whenever a guy came into the room, you could open his profile and see from another model: "Requested father/daughter play when I said I didn't offer it and gave me a bad rating because I wouldn't do it." And know to not accept this guy unless you're willing to do those kinds of stuff.

miamia4me
03-28-2012, 02:16 PM
I second this!