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Daisies
01-31-2017, 04:53 AM
Idiot: So what do you have to offer?
Me: I have it on my profile!
Idiot: I'd rather have you tell me personally ;).

Ending 1: I send him a saved message. He gets butthurt because I sent him a canned response rather than making it personal, and leaves.
Ending 2: I start reading/typing the list. He gets bored and leaves before I'm halfway through it.

I actually copy pasted my profile and sent him to him. Imagine my shock, he still didn't read it.

Chellyinparadise
01-31-2017, 08:14 PM
What the fuck is wrong with people some are just so ignorant.. i refused and banned. (i changed the word with a *)

Billy_Boy: Yell out N*GGER and I'll give you 10 gold
Yell it.
20 gold...
Yell it
How about half now??
Will you do it if I give you half now??
Who the fuck cares..
Yell it..

Bananabunny
01-31-2017, 09:10 PM
Guy tips one token, tip note says: "Good girls don't belong here...peace and bye"
LOL that asshole wanted to see me probably naked in the freechat for less tokens msturbating just like the eastern poor girls do for 1-50 tokens, so he can jerk off for free.....asshole. I made 130 dollars today so this guy can fuck himself with his one token! Don't need such fucktards.

MysteryGirl44
01-31-2017, 10:31 PM
I'm perplexed by the amount of times I've had to tell guys that this isn't eHarmony. I don't get it.

PrincessfromHell
02-01-2017, 06:12 AM
Guy tips one token, tip note says: "Good girls don't belong here...peace and bye"
LOL that asshole wanted to see me probably naked in the freechat for less tokens msturbating just like the eastern poor girls do for 1-50 tokens, so he can jerk off for free.....asshole. I made 130 dollars today so this guy can fuck himself with his one token! Don't need such fucktards.

I hate these dudes, you come to a camsite to preach?! Try going to a bar and tell people booze is bad for them.
We aren't good girls, we are the girls that are making more than you. Peace off, loser.

AnotherLily
02-01-2017, 08:24 AM
I hate these dudes, you come to a camsite to preach?! Try going to a bar and tell people booze is bad for them.
We aren't good girls, we are the girls that are making more than you. Peace off, loser.


When I get guys like this I just spam them with Bible quotes until they fuck off.

Bridgetxo
02-01-2017, 10:45 PM
I had a guy take me exclusive just to tell me all about his dick and how good he was in bed. He said his dick was 9.5" long and 3.5" around. I was like wow, you should have become a porn star! *eye roll*

Luckily I was getting paid to pretend I gave a shit :D

CreativeName
02-02-2017, 03:30 AM
somebody just tipped me 25 tokens and expects me to text him like wtf... for $1.25??????? cheap cheap cheap

i don't understand why they think i do shit so cheap. other day guy tips me 9 tokens expects me to show tits LOL

once i am off my fucking heavy period back to private sites for a while.

Marina Starr
02-02-2017, 06:17 AM
This made me laugh! They just don't get it, it takes more than just a big dick. Men that have to brag about how good they are in bed are usually not good, LOL! As long as they're spending, I just tell them something that all men love to hear, 'You are right'.

I had a guy take me exclusive just to tell me all about his dick and how good he was in bed. He said his dick was 9.5" long and 3.5" around. I was like wow, you should have become a porn star! *eye roll*

Luckily I was getting paid to pretend I gave a shit :D

Magical_Hoohah
02-02-2017, 11:22 AM
I had a guy take me exclusive just to tell me all about his dick and how good he was in bed. He said his dick was 9.5" long and 3.5" around. I was like wow, you should have become a porn star! *eye roll*

Luckily I was getting paid to pretend I gave a shit :D

This made me laugh, too. I'm not sure if he thought his math through before his cock got hard, but I know the diameter and circumference of most of my dildos, so his measurements made me go /:O

3.5" around is barely over 1" diameter, or roughly the size of my nice, small glass toys. While I don't cater to "big insertion" guys, occasionally the guys that care about size will complain about how small those dildos are. So yeah, if you're a size queen (or king - which should really be a thing, since guys care way more about size than we usually do), 3.5" around would be considered disappointing. Also, a cock that long and narrow would just look a bit... odd.

On the other hand, if he meant 3.5" in diameter, that's literally wider than my fist. If someone asked me to try to jam my clenched fist into my pussy (which isn't even the proper technique for fisting), that would be a serious FUCK NO. So yeah, a cock that size would never go inside me anywhere. I would need to use both hands just to reach all the way around it for a hand job, so if I ever encountered a dick like that, I think the dude would be totally out of luck.

LoraDoll
02-03-2017, 01:07 AM
TopClassD : hey
TopClassD : can i see you a bit more beautiful
A: yea in pv
TopClassD : only bit zoom out ;) want to see how you look like
A: only 10 sec in pv (or maybe i have like 30+ fucking expensive photo there, what u see, asshole) If its too much for u, ur free request is too much for me, aswell.
TopClassD : lol

So fucking funny. And I banned his ass 5 times, in the next 10 sec.

LaceyCummings
02-03-2017, 01:41 PM
a message on imlive from someone who has never so much as been in my room

hey you are the most beautiful attractive sexy blonde that I have ever seen, you are the complete perfect package and I hope to meet you one day, by looking at your pictures I would say that your personality matches your beauty your face will remain in my thoughts

Yeah, you've seen my face. What more to my personality could there possibly be?

drearea
02-03-2017, 01:47 PM
a message on imlive from someone who has never so much as been in my room

hey you are the most beautiful attractive sexy blonde that I have ever seen, you are the complete perfect package and I hope to meet you one day, by looking at your pictures I would say that your personality matches your beauty your face will remain in my thoughts

Yeah, you've seen my face. What more to my personality could there possibly be?

WOW I'm super pissy so maybe this isn't AS shit as I'm feeling it to be now, but holy fucking shit these men literally think the only "personality" about us that's worth engaging with comes out entirely in our appearance. Like that kind of shit makes me hate men. That you can look at a woman's photos and think you know her based on how your mind and body reacts to seeing her photos?

The audacity of that asshole >.<

LaceyCummings
02-03-2017, 02:04 PM
WOW I'm super pissy so maybe this isn't AS shit as I'm feeling it to be now, but holy fucking shit these men literally think the only "personality" about us that's worth engaging with comes out entirely in our appearance. Like that kind of shit makes me hate men. That you can look at a woman's photos and think you know her based on how your mind and body reacts to seeing her photos?

The audacity of that asshole >.<

Oh, I completely agree. I'm glad I'm not the only one! It's insulting, dehumanizing, and enraging.

bbwbrianna
02-03-2017, 02:19 PM
WOW I'm super pissy so maybe this isn't AS shit as I'm feeling it to be now, but holy fucking shit these men literally think the only "personality" about us that's worth engaging with comes out entirely in our appearance. Like that kind of shit makes me hate men. That you can look at a woman's photos and think you know her based on how your mind and body reacts to seeing her photos?

The audacity of that asshole >.<

Yeah because how can beautiful girls on cam POSSIBLY have any kind of personality? Lets not forget we don't have brains either so all we have to offer is appearance. And this guy has the audacity to actually believe he can meet? You're making $$$$$ by being on cam and these men pay money to fap to what they BELIEVE is a woman who wants fuck all to do with them anywhere other than a cam site. But we are the stupid ones. It's like these men truly want to be hated.

Genoveve
02-03-2017, 09:21 PM
but holy fucking shit these men literally think the only "personality" about us that's worth engaging with comes out entirely in our appearance.

I know right? I always laugh because guys tell me all the time on cam how I'm so hot and how they would do anything to date me or marry me because of it and I always say "How do you know I'm not a complete cunt?" (Which I am) And they always say the same thing, they're always like "I don't care." LOL

Bridgetxo
02-04-2017, 02:52 AM
Him: Do you wanna exchange nudes?
Me: How about we go exclusive and you can show me in c2c?
Him: So you don't want to see an 11 inch dick
Me: I honestly doubt it's 11 inches.
Him: It's actually 5 but it big af

LOL whatever you say bro

LoraDoll
02-04-2017, 08:28 PM
Jdogstevenson: show your boobs i'll pay you a lot of money
Jdogstevenson: show her i doshow your boobs here i don't wanna pay credits

MissAdriana
02-05-2017, 10:54 AM
Guy tips one token, tip note says: "Good girls don't belong here...peace and bye"
LOL that asshole wanted to see me probably naked in the freechat for less tokens msturbating just like the eastern poor girls do for 1-50 tokens, so he can jerk off for free.....asshole. I made 130 dollars today so this guy can fuck himself with his one token! Don't need such fucktards.

OMG THANK YOU! YES

Anytime someone asks me "why do you do this" or anything along those lines I just auto-ban them. LOL

pumpkin22
02-05-2017, 10:55 AM
This one guy tipped for c2c in free chat ages ago but we didn't get around to it because I was busy, and then he wanted to wait until I was closer to my goal (eye roll). Anyway this guy came back the other day wanting to cash in and made the comment, "I think you owe me about 7 hours interest now"...uh that is NOT how it works. I was pretty tempted to tell this guy to fuck off but decided I would do it to get rid of this guy. Anyway he tried to delay it again and said I "better step it up", meaning I should be doing more in free chat.

Ughhh. I only ask 22 tokens to open their cam and it's JUST to open it! They still need to tip for flashes and stuff.

When I thought I couldn't hate this guy any more, it got even worse. I opened his cam and he was barely visible and being weird, then I realized he set up his room to have a goal. This was a password room and I was the only person there. The goal was "10 tk for eye contact".

You want ME to tip YOU ??!? Omg. I can't even. I got the hell out of there and went pvt with someone who knows how to treat a woman!

bbwbrianna
02-05-2017, 02:15 PM
This one guy tipped for c2c in free chat ages ago but we didn't get around to it because I was busy, and then he wanted to wait until I was closer to my goal (eye roll). Anyway this guy came back the other day wanting to cash in and made the comment, "I think you owe me about 7 hours interest now"...uh that is NOT how it works. I was pretty tempted to tell this guy to fuck off but decided I would do it to get rid of this guy. Anyway he tried to delay it again and said I "better step it up", meaning I should be doing more in free chat.

Ughhh. I only ask 22 tokens to open their cam and it's JUST to open it! They still need to tip for flashes and stuff.

When I thought I couldn't hate this guy any more, it got even worse. I opened his cam and he was barely visible and being weird, then I realized he set up his room to have a goal. This was a password room and I was the only person there. The goal was "10 tk for eye contact".

You want ME to tip YOU ??!? Omg. I can't even. I got the hell out of there and went pvt with someone who knows how to treat a woman!

Wait so this guy wanted 7 hour interest and you gave it to him? Unless I read that wrong. I would have banned him right out of my chat the minute he said that. Fuck that he only gave you 22 tokens which is like a dollar so if he didn't get right on to c2c right after he tipped you that's his problem. I no longer take tips for viewing cams and ask them to go straight to private if they want c2c. Otherwise they expect me to stay in their room all day and ask me to do things for them in addition to opening their cam.

pumpkin22
02-06-2017, 12:03 AM
Lol No! I just opened his cam to be nice. "No good deed goes unpunished." :D

TheOutlier
02-06-2017, 09:55 AM
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MysteryGirl44
02-06-2017, 11:14 AM
47338

Lol. That's quite the username

AnotherLily
02-06-2017, 12:09 PM
A bit of back story: there is a fetish I get a ton of requests for. I hate out right saying no to $$$ but I don't enjoy the fetish, so I put in the stipulation of tipping 100 gold prior to being taken exclusive as a way to say 'hey if your pockets are deep enough sure; if not find another model.'

On today's episode of Camming While Black we see the typical YT idiot in their natural form:
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DancesWithSloths
02-06-2017, 02:24 PM
^^Jesus fucking christ on a rusted-up unicycle.

LoraDoll
02-07-2017, 01:05 AM
disgusting alert >>

Hector2win: hi pretty, do you like k9?
A***: idk what u mean.
Hector2win: sex with a dog
guest10: lol
A***: why people like u don t just die. Now that tought made me cheerful.

Anyway, a random guy say "lol" instantly is this fucking funny for these idiots?

Teddy_Bear
02-08-2017, 05:55 AM
After sitting in my free chat for the past half hour...

47350

So why are you in my room then? Your budget is way below par for my awesomeness! That is exactly what I told this moron, that and to go tell those other models to increase their prices as they are seriously underselling themselves.

Finally I asked him would I be charging those prices if no one paid them? He went strangely silent after that...

I would've blocked him but someone stole me away into my 'oh so expensive' exclusive.

AuroraJade
02-08-2017, 07:43 AM
"Your room does not have much color in it. You should change that"

First of all: I hope you are here for me and not for interior decoration purposes
Second of all: If there s something you dislike about me you have two choices: either shut up and accept it or tip me enough for me to paint my walls/redecorate my bedroom
Third of all: this guy has made me insecure for the past couple of days because of his idiot remarks.

AnotherLily
02-08-2017, 10:15 AM
Apparently asking someone to tip to see my shoes is an outlandish request:
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persianprincess
02-08-2017, 10:46 AM
^^^ umadbro ... lol lol

DeepThoughts
02-08-2017, 11:53 AM
This guy had just taken me exclusive for a show and so I asked him how he wanted me.

I want you bent over and have dp and gag on a cock baby.

:D

So...........like floating??

Sunnylexie
02-09-2017, 05:11 AM
"Toys bb?"
"Have a dildo?"
"Any toys?"
"Do you have a toy babe?"

- all with me having like 10 toys on display next to me where everyone can see them. I'm thinking of starting answering NO even if it gets them leave, because I don't want to perform for blind dumbasses anyway.

DeepThoughts
02-09-2017, 05:17 AM
^^ :D I would have answered no in a heart beat. Im nothing if Im not sarcastic as fuck!!

DeepThoughts
02-09-2017, 05:24 AM
A guys kept insisting to flash him my boobs. In a private based site. I told him: will you pay me after they close my account ? He said: i will pay you after you flash me boobs. I choose to ignore him because his stupidity made me angry. He choose to get my attention by sayin:" evan my mom flashes her boobs to me, why don't you ? ". I banned his ass imeddiately because he obiviously wanted to get me in trouble & also he was stupid as fuck. A virgin loser fuck i would say.

Thats because your mom is a slut. Im a Ho. See the difference???

AnotherLily
02-09-2017, 05:26 AM
Thats because your mom is a slut. Im a Ho. See the difference???

These boys don't get that a being a slut is a hobby and being a ho is a job.

Daisies
02-09-2017, 07:21 AM
Idiot says he doesn't have tokens
Me: you could get them
Idiot: you can ban me if you want but you'll lose a friend
Me: I'm not here for friends, this is not facebook
*bans*

pippapippa
02-10-2017, 12:36 PM
yowza, it keep on coming up with error when i try to buy credits, do u got payp4l or somethin. if u do add me on kik


-_-

drearea
02-10-2017, 10:50 PM
Dude comes into my room trying to be all "clever" and "insulting".

Asks me a bunch of dumb questions like "is there a light by you" (nooo, I only cam with the moon is new and the power is out in my city to get optimal lack of lighting) and "you just look weird idk"

Then he says "okay but you are actually a woman right??"

Because of course it's sooooo insulting for a cis woman to be thought to be trans and if I were trans I'd have answered "nah I'm a man!"???????????? like fuck you dude.

So my response was "I clearly present myself as a woman, so if you perceive me as a woman that's all that matters, right?" It does not insult me for you to think I am trans and trans women are women so either fucking way I'm a woman so how about you fuck right off. I am not having that transphobic shit anywhere near me.

Marina Starr
02-11-2017, 06:07 AM
LOLOL, I love it! I say the same shit whenever I get call a "man" to fuck with people. 'Yeah I'm a man', and WHAT?!



"okay but you are actually a woman right??"

Because of course it's sooooo insulting for a cis woman to be thought to be trans and if I were trans I'd have answered "nah I'm a man!"???????????? like fuck you dude.

BadBitch
02-14-2017, 10:44 PM
Doucher: I'm 18.
Me: Nice. Let's do c2c so I can watch you.
Doucher: That costs money?
Me: (trying to hold back my rage): Let me ask you something. When you joined the site, did you have to put a credit card on file?
Doucher: Yes.
Me: So, what do you think?

Are these guys really this fucking dumb???

AuroraJade
02-15-2017, 02:23 AM
WHATS UP with these 'subs'?

- i wanna worship you
- Then go exclusive
- .... logged off

- Do you like findom? How much should I tip you?
- Tip me 50$
- .... logged off

- Do you like humiliation?
- Love it. I offer it in Exclusive
- .... logged off


Anybody an idea how to get DECENT subs to do shows with? They dont seem to understand that if you call yourself a slave or pig, it is EExclusive for you. And 9.99/min is not that fucking much. Its 100$ for a 10 minute show.

DeepThoughts
02-15-2017, 06:42 AM
Then he says "okay but you are actually a woman right??"

.

Your actually a troll right??

Okay I had one guy ask me "hum, you're a pants now?" The really fucking weird part is Look at that punctuation!I cut and pasted this. He clearly took some time to use proper punctuation even on the "You're" which is so rare but still its just gibberish.

AnotherLily
02-15-2017, 10:57 AM
instadom no need to add water: Mmmmm

me: hey how's it going

instadom no need to add water: nice udders

me: lawl, how charming

instadom no need to add water: I'm horny for a fat cow whore like you.

me: your mother is busy I take it?

*instadom no need to add water* leaves

I'm not kink shaming and I get it, but come the fuck on buddy at least ask if I'm cool with that. Consent is sexy.

Holly_xoxo
02-16-2017, 10:57 AM
Can someone explain what this guy was talking about. I was never engaging in conversation, other than to say I didn't understand him...

blacked4hard3: see me and tell me if y wanna meery me
blacked4hard3: if y are not
blacked4hard3: mrr
blacked4hard3: im from europe causcasian
blacked4hard3: noot from hong
blacked4hard3: its my job h
blacked4hard3: kong
blacked4hard3: y my king kong

Magical_Hoohah
02-16-2017, 02:22 PM
^^ = "Open my cam and tell me if you want to marry me, if you are not married. I'm from Europe and Caucasian. I'm not from Hong Kong. I'm just in Hong Kong for my job." That last line I'm not sure about. It could be a reference to his big dick, or could be a very drunken/horny/non-English-speaking rendition of "That's why my country shows up as Hong Kong."

BluJ
02-16-2017, 06:12 PM
tweedledee: show pussy
Blu: show wallet

tweedledumb: pull them tits out bb
Blu: pull that wallet out bb

Been one of those weeks!

AnotherLily
02-17-2017, 05:07 AM
All in the span of 3 mins in pvt: I've been gay since I was 12
I've never seen a woman naked before
Wanna see me pee?
You look like my sister
me:...

~Carmen~
02-17-2017, 07:00 AM
"im poor an just like let you know there a women out there work hard no make up seem honest"

Bridgetxo
02-17-2017, 02:48 PM
"I just realized this site wants me to spend money and I'm not going to do that lol. I want to get to know you for real."

I don't understand why he added his credit card information then??