View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Marina Starr
02-17-2017, 05:21 PM
I always say 'you can get to know me for REAL in private or exclusive'.
"I just realized this site wants me to spend money and I'm not going to do that lol. I want to get to know you for real."
I don't understand why he added his credit card information then??
Bridgetxo
02-17-2017, 05:48 PM
I always say 'you can get to know me for REAL in private or exclusive'.
I will remember to use this next time!
sexyadrienne
02-17-2017, 08:29 PM
In response to guys asking about location:
I tell them that once they go to private, then we'll talk about where I am (just general stuff). It's been a good hustle me so far.
BabyKali
02-18-2017, 01:01 AM
I think you guys jinxed me. I usually don't have assholes or many dumb people. But, tonight after reading this for like 2 days straight while streaming, I've had 3 dumbasses in one night.
Guy 1: Stand up
Me: 2 gold for me to stand up. I even turn around. *wink*
Guy 2: Stand up
Me: For 2 gold I will, sweetheart.
Guy 1: ok so turn over let me c ur ass.
Guy 2: Show body.
Me: Show 2 gold.
*Guy 2 leaves*
Guy 1: Do you do daddy/daughter roleplay?
Me: No, I can't do that, sorry.
*Guy 1 leaves*
*Gets taken to private*
Customer: Finger your pussy and say my name *gives name*
Me: *Fingers myself and says name once*
*He leaves*
Joy.
BabyKali
02-18-2017, 02:17 PM
Oh, I thought that was the worst of it. No. Dude just went from "Do you have any short socks nearby?" to "I want you to carry my children if you're able to have them" so quick it made me dizzy. I'm so fucking done. lol.
bbwbrianna
02-18-2017, 09:34 PM
Confused fucktard: hi
Confused fucktard: 38/m italy
Confused fucktard: may i ask where u from?
Me: Ohio
Me: What are you in the mood for
Confused fucktard: getting to know u
Me: You can get to know me a lot better in private
Confused fucktard: i dnt like private
Me: Then get the FUCK OFF a cam site! BANNED
You're on a cam site and you don't like private? The fuck? Where do these idiots come from? He had 12 dollars in his account and hes gonna act like he doesn't know what the sites for.
AnotherLily
02-19-2017, 07:40 AM
^ he likes token based sites it sounds like.
drearea
02-20-2017, 06:34 AM
deb14: hey sexy will u puke for me
JenniTS
02-20-2017, 02:54 PM
jackass: Do you escort?
me: No.
jackass: Here's my phone number ***-***-***
me: Did you not hear what I said?!!!!
jackass: Call me.
WTF?!?!
JenniTS
02-20-2017, 02:55 PM
I don't want to become jaded in my sexuality, but I think the bad side of this biz will probably do it to you quick LOL!
DeepThoughts
02-20-2017, 03:40 PM
Dumbfuck:do u go ass to pussy in prvate?
BabyKali
02-20-2017, 07:06 PM
Dude from yesterday wants me to ask my Husband if it's okay with him if I carry his child. I said my husband said, "No." He goes on to say, "Oh come on it'll be IVF, no actual sex." I was like, "He still said no." And he's like "Really? You would get treated good and money from me. Any reason he would say no?" "Probably because he doesn't want me carrying a stranger's child." Fucking idiot.
Sunnylexie
02-20-2017, 11:54 PM
Dude from yesterday wants me to ask my Husband if it's okay with him if I carry his child. I said my husband said, "No." He goes on to say, "Oh come on it'll be IVF, no actual sex." I was like, "He still said no." And he's like "Really? You would get treated good and money from me. Any reason he would say no?" "Probably because he doesn't want me carrying a stranger's child." Fucking idiot.
What a fucking moron. What about asking if it's ok with you to carry and give birth to a stranger's child?
Speaking about the "money": I once got a similar request. The "big money" in question was either $1000 or $3000 flat (don't remember for sure, but not more than I was making a month at the moment). P.S. the child was supposed to stay with and be raised by me lol.
BabyKali
02-21-2017, 02:17 AM
What a fucking moron. What about asking if it's ok with you to carry and give birth to a stranger's child?
Speaking about the "money": I once got a similar request. The "big money" in question was either $1000 or $3000 flat (don't remember for sure, but not more than I was making a month at the moment). P.S. the child was supposed to stay with and be raised by me lol.
Yeah, I was like.. "Honestly, dude, I don't want it, either." & he goes.. "Oh. Well thanks for telling the truth I guess. If you were 100% for it, would your husband let you?"
Dumb. Cunt. We just went through this.
AnotherLily
02-21-2017, 02:05 PM
These boys are a mess
47484
AnotherLily
02-21-2017, 02:30 PM
Le sigh
47485
Do I really need to explain to these guys why I can't shit on cam?
Sunnylexie
02-22-2017, 01:12 AM
Lmaooooo
47490
DeepThoughts
02-22-2017, 04:43 AM
dvejql5235 (invisible): mmm sexy
i would like uncut my cock in your amazing titts :D
Pardon?
Procrasturbator
02-23-2017, 01:03 AM
[2/22/2017 11:57:03 PM] Jack: Hey
[2/22/2017 11:57:38 PM] Me: Hey there! How's it going?
[2/22/2017 11:58:06 PM] Jack: Came back from the gym and just finished giving a 20 min show to a client :)
[2/22/2017 11:58:10 PM] Jack: What about you?
[2/22/2017 11:58:35 PM] Me: Great, thank you! Are you looking for a show?
[2/22/2017 11:58:55 PM] Jack: I would like to give you one ;)
[2/22/2017 11:59:03 PM] Me: Are you paying me for it?
[2/22/2017 11:59:30 PM] Jack: I'm a camboy baby hehe
Athletic guy with abs and no limits :)
Man, he sure is barking up the wrong tree
LoraDoll
02-23-2017, 06:37 AM
when someone argue , that he ll leave my free chat if i dont do xy.
Sure, who care anyway? :D
Adn there s another thing, what came to my mind.
Guys who come in and ask me to watch whatever pron what they link.
If i ask why, they say: "coz u ll like it"
I m speechless. These idiots dont have the slightest clue about themselves But they dare to say they know what I like? Pffffffff....
AnotherLily
02-23-2017, 09:41 AM
I love the guys that tell me to go fuck myself. I'm like baby I'm trying to , but you're playing games in free chat.
Sunnylexie
02-24-2017, 05:24 AM
Someone's been freeloading in my room for over 2 months not going pvt under an excuse it was too late for him (it wasn't too late for him to park in freechat for an half an hour to an hour each time spamming stupid compliments, though). Today, I told him that he has to either turn into a spender or be gone. He got butthurt and went "It's up to you bb, I watch your vids on tube sites anyway. But I take the time to come here and show my appreciation!" Instaban. Sorry for being so unappreciative of your appreciation, pal (not really). Enjoy the tube sites.
LizzyMe
02-24-2017, 06:44 AM
ON CHATURBATE
Him~ I love the way you run your fingers down your leg. I am definitely in the right room! I am going to follow you!
Him~ You are so pretty.
Me~ Thank you
He continues on and on with the flow of compliments, FINALLY, he tips ONE TOKEN and expects me to continue to run my fingertips up and down my leg and show my feet. Instead, I get up and danced a little bit for another customer who had just tipped me a lot.
Him~ You did that I purpose!
Him~ I know you did that on purpose!!! I tipped you to show your feet and run nails down legs. I wanted to cum. I was so close. I am so mad at you!
Me~ You can take your nickel tip and leave. I do not pay attention to cheap demanding asses like you who want something for nothing.
Him~ So my money is not worth anything to you?
BANNED!!!!
SoloDesire
02-24-2017, 06:54 AM
Lovessex910: Can u stand plz
Me: Check out my photo gallery FULL of pics to see my body type.
Lovessex910: Well I wanted to c what u had on now to get an idea how long itll take u to get undress especially on my dime
I laughed in his face as I blocked his pathetic broke ass.
http://i.giphy.com/tOClD0b72XRFm.gif
Daisies
02-24-2017, 12:26 PM
Idiot on skype bought me a really small show for 15$ without asking me, I couldnt that day so told him to contact me another time.
1 month later comes back to ask me for that show. Are you serious? Got mad because I said it had expired.
DancesWithSloths
02-24-2017, 02:25 PM
Not one, not two, but THREE regs did the "heeeey long time no see, just came to say hi!" thing today. Yes, fucker, long time no see, nor will you ever see me again if you try this again before my grudge subsides!
I was making like £2/hr for the first 2 hours online, thought I was going to stab my monitor with a stiletto shoe. (It turned into a pretty decent day later, so I guess it's great I still had the monitor.)
pixiepower329
02-24-2017, 02:34 PM
Lovessex910: Can u stand plz
Me: Check out my photo gallery FULL of pics to see my body type.
Lovessex910: Well I wanted to c what u had on now to get an idea how long itll take u to get undress especially on my dime
I laughed in his face as I blocked his pathetic broke ass.
http://i.giphy.com/tOClD0b72XRFm.gif
Silly boy-- doesn't he realize that no matter how simple my outfit is.. I can get super slow with the nudity if he gives me a reason??
SoloDesire
02-24-2017, 03:39 PM
silly boy-- doesn't he realize that no matter how simple my outfit is.. I can get super slow with the nudity if he gives me a reason??
Exactly!!!
CamChik
02-24-2017, 07:19 PM
Are you on Streammate? If so I have had that guy, milk him for shows and then block him when they start getting fewer and shorter and he starts running his mouth and barking demands in free chat. He will start getting very demanding and trying to get as much out of you as he can and will never pony up any cash. IF it's the same guy that's his MO and a few of us girls on here have dealt with him. He's a douche.
Oh, I thought that was the worst of it. No. Dude just went from "Do you have any short socks nearby?" to "I want you to carry my children if you're able to have them" so quick it made me dizzy. I'm so fucking done. lol.
CamChik
02-24-2017, 07:23 PM
Replied to your previous post earlier. Yep, same guy. Ban his ass.
Dude from yesterday wants me to ask my Husband if it's okay with him if I carry his child. I said my husband said, "No." He goes on to say, "Oh come on it'll be IVF, no actual sex." I was like, "He still said no." And he's like "Really? You would get treated good and money from me. Any reason he would say no?" "Probably because he doesn't want me carrying a stranger's child." Fucking idiot.
maddiebabe
02-26-2017, 05:39 AM
"do u have a balcony or big window onto busy street?"
LOL?? u think i wanna do something that could ruin my fucking life and reputation for probably ur 5 fucking dollars cuz u don't last bitch please
Teddy_Bear
02-26-2017, 06:26 AM
Says it all really these past few days...
47520
Bunch of freeloading wankers no wonder I've been so cranky lately!
CatBBW
02-26-2017, 02:43 PM
Ummmm...what's funny?
HIM: what are you wearing?
ME: Glasses, bra, panties
HIM: lol
(he leaves)
Why "lol"? Why not just fucking leave, if you were expecting anything else? Why "lol"?
PrincessfromHell
02-26-2017, 07:00 PM
Says it all really these past few days...
47520
Bunch of freeloading wankers no wonder I've been so cranky lately!
Mother Teresa for horny wankers
I cant even LMAO
LeiaSky
02-27-2017, 12:44 PM
Where do I even begin with this LMFAO.
"When can we meet?!?!" is probably the biggest one. Uhh...never, bruh.
"Oh, you charge $X for a show?! That's escorting prices." *deeply sighs* BRUHH.
And then it never gets old with the good old "Do you have paypal?!" which is some insane code for "Hey! can I make an attempt to scam you?!" I think the fuck not, haha. When they do this to me, they are always trying to haggle for some insane price that is WAY BELOW my listed rates.
And then of course the usuals. You know, "I'll take you private, I just need to see X first" ...or, you could just see it in private, lmfao.
Had a dude last night tell me he NEEDED me to show him ankle socks before a show. I showed him a pair and he went on to insult me, telling me it was "my job to have all of the things" or some shit. FUCKING ANKLE SOCKS?! I showed you what I had, you didn't like it, you coulda just moved on, lol.
Craziest shit ever was when a dude LITERALLY told me he would buy my tits for $1.7 million, as long as I destroyed them however he sees fit. I don't think so - you're probably a scammer and these are my money makers, lmfao.
Apparently, #WasteHerTime2017 is a thing with these fools LMFAO
Major edit: Just logged off of SM for the day. While I was in free chat, I got this message -- also posted to the SM thread, but thought it would fit into this thread as well, LMFAO.
47543
Great. Gotta love scammers.
maddiebabe
02-27-2017, 06:57 PM
bigcook19: hey free for akype??;*
bigcook19: im 25yo 19cm?;*
yes cuz i am desperate to skype yall retards for free
oh another gem now this is losers on ImLive which I find to be very cheap..
"why are you 4.80 a minute u must do something special in private" guy takes me in priv then asks me to grab a cup and pee in it lmfaooo.
"wow at 4.80 a minute I can drive to ____" (a state I don't live anywhere near lmao)
Bananabunny
02-28-2017, 04:36 PM
I got black mailed today via twitter from a freeloader, as always a dude who didn't want to tip and demanded shit and was rude so I silenced him instead to kick and ban him..."That was a bad idea sweetie...you will soon see why :)" Do you know how freaking sick I am from stupid losers who have a low lifes (aka. recorders, freeloaders, black mailers etc.) who try to scare me??? I am actually kind of scared now, because I hear of so many cam girls being hacked...and losing their existence. That is why I am so paranoid, I only depend on camming, I am incapable to work. What if anything happens to my account?? I am lost then!! I need to seriously soon start to cam from another website too, I am sick of being dependent from only one website...Especially on a website who is extremely ban-friendly and the security is like ZERO...
Bananabunny
02-28-2017, 06:16 PM
^^He is full of shit.
Yeah I am hoping that nothing happens to me or my account, I may sound like I am overreacting, but I have no where to overreact cuz on my twitter or cam would be a bad idea, he would feel like a winner and I won't give him that LOL
MsJess
02-28-2017, 06:20 PM
what an idiot! i had him earlier but didn't even said a word, prob was wanking for free grr
Says it all really these past few days...
47520
Bunch of freeloading wankers no wonder I've been so cranky lately!
Bananabunny
02-28-2017, 08:14 PM
I don't know what site you're on but unless you broke some site rules with this guy nothing is going to happen to your account.
I always wonder how many crybabies camsites' support has to deal with. Like they probably get tons and tons of angry non-spenders writing them complaining about how such-and-such model was rude to them and they want something done about it.
I am on Chaturbate, and many Chaturbate models got banned this way, ending up never getting unbanned, and mostly for no reason, not even a rule break. Many cam models on Chaturbate got hacked, especially lately. My friend even got her passport leaked, somehow. I really fear my privacy!
MistressX
02-28-2017, 08:50 PM
Man I'm really glad I dont work chatubate then...
Bananabunny
02-28-2017, 09:28 PM
Man I'm really glad I dont work chatubate then...
Totally, I will change to MFC sometime this year, after slowly leaving Chaturbate. Seems like most regulars or friends I used to know move over there now. Every cam site has something we don't agree with or ups and downs, but Chaturbate tops it all LOL
Marina Starr
03-01-2017, 06:15 AM
I love this so much especially with the Oprah gif! I block this type of fuckery. If they're gonna be that picky, get the fuck out of my room!
Lovessex910: Can u stand plz
Me: Check out my photo gallery FULL of pics to see my body type.
Lovessex910: Well I wanted to c what u had on now to get an idea how long itll take u to get undress especially on my dime
I laughed in his face as I blocked his pathetic broke ass.
http://i.giphy.com/tOClD0b72XRFm.gif
anonymous camgirl
03-01-2017, 02:17 PM
Just the skankiest of fucking men today...
(invisible): Will you stuff your panties in your mouth and play with yourself for me in pvt?
LeiaSky
03-01-2017, 05:20 PM
Fuckery of the Day, brought to you by Streamate :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
47555
Nope, please feel the need to corrupt my virgin mind.
47556
TOTALLY! can't wait to meet up bb. Don't you know I fuck ALL of my fans?!
47557
Oh my god. Where have you been all my life?!
47558
HAHAHA. I quite enjoyed this. Pay me to watch Pornhub? Hell yeah :laughing:
47559
Thanks ^_^ my man agrees with you lmfao
These were just my personal favorites.
Also got a fuckload of dickpics. YAY.
maddiebabe
03-02-2017, 08:38 PM
eddie: oh fuck no 5.49 a min
lol really? that isn't even that much
[email protected]: do u know what supermans weakness is?
[email protected]: yes will u weaken me with kryptonite and bring me to my knees b4 u and slowly destroy me with the kryptonite?
me: sure come priv
all of this is within my first 10 min camming tonight..
some idiot: u being nice tonight?
me: I'm always nice. For the shit I put up with I am very nice.
this within 20 min
LoraDoll
03-03-2017, 12:06 AM
moomor : Can you show me the toes of her feet close to the camera to download
(free ofc.)
BabyKali
03-03-2017, 05:09 PM
"cholod90 (invisible): flash them out then we go pvt plus 50 golds
cholod90 has been blocked."
Bitch, I know I look young, but do I look like I was born yesterday?
LoraDoll
03-04-2017, 05:53 AM
guest0200 : u fucken bitch
guest0200 : harlot
guest0200 : whore
guest0200 : slut
guest0200 : gold digger
guest0200 : imbecile
guest0200 : retard
guest0200 : idiot
guest0200 : spastic
guest0200 : uneducated mole
guest0200 : get a real job
guest0200 : white shit
is he missed any of the stupid demagogic shit, what someone can say i m wondering. And people go to school to be that stupid. :D
maddiebabe
03-04-2017, 06:06 AM
guest0200 : u fucken bitch
guest0200 : harlot
guest0200 : whore
guest0200 : slut
guest0200 : gold digger
guest0200 : imbecile
guest0200 : retard
guest0200 : idiot
guest0200 : spastic
guest0200 : uneducated mole
guest0200 : get a real job
guest0200 : white shit
is he missed any of the stupid demagogic shit, what someone can say i m wondering. And people go to school to be that stupid. :D
His dick must not work correctly and that's why he is angry.