View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Cutie101
03-04-2017, 07:46 PM
Guy on Skype: Hi, do u do anal, gag, fist, DP?
ME: no, I don't do extreme shows
Guy: oh, okay, do you do normal ones?
Me: yes
Guy: great then, It's gonna be a short show tho, I only got 9 dollars
.....
maddiebabe
03-05-2017, 07:02 AM
"I want to fuck you and make a litter of Clouded Leopard kittens."
like wtf
persianprincess
03-05-2017, 12:38 PM
Someone called me a cunt for telling them I'm sorry, I can't go private I'm about to go offline.
"You're a time wasting cunt" ... so time wasting cunt apparently applies when you tell a person a direct non time wasting answer.
These guys are full of emotions.
Teddy_Bear
03-06-2017, 03:42 PM
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I have no words... now, but at the time I asked if he had nothing better to do than beg sexy women for free boobies on his 21st. Then I told him that he knew he wasn't about to get titties for free so why didn't he fuck off on his own so I don't have to block him... he left silently and with his tail between his legs lol.
maddiebabe
03-06-2017, 04:20 PM
Hah other day I had a loser come in tell me it's his birthday. I just say with a straight face "oh really? Congratulations"I think he could tell I really didn't give a flying fuck by how I said it and then I ignored him till he left.
I guess I just put on my ice queen persona for him because I could feel the entitlement was going to begin if I didn't shut it down before it started.
BabyKali
03-07-2017, 01:56 AM
The nerve of some guys. If I say no, then you're just like, "Why not?" and I kick you, then you come back asking, "lol, why did u do that?". Because it's my stream. Bye, bitch. It's 4 am. I just wanna make my goal. I don't have time for your shit you want me to do for free.
LoraDoll
03-08-2017, 06:55 PM
wtfamidoinghere2: will you eat weird things in pvt? like a bug from the garden?
is this for real?! :D
LoraDoll
03-08-2017, 10:49 PM
He bought a few short shows ages ago.
alec1972: may i ask u yr name?
A**: there s not much to dicsuss in free chat.
alec1972: ok no problem
alec1972: i need to rob a bank for pvt with u....u r worth a million (and I m wondering if it make him feel better, saying such a bullshit?)
A**: not like u ever stayed more than 10 min, but whatever u wish.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/MI4gJ9aCxWGk0/200.webp#24
I wish these people could make a difference between camming context and real life context. And would say less bullshit.
LoraDoll
03-08-2017, 10:55 PM
idiot try hard to get attention
me, ignoring.
he: "this is boring shit"
(I like when they see their crap dont work, and try the "now i m gonna be an asshole" maybe that ll help me to get along somehow...)
I explained quickly to him that he should entertain himself - that s free, while girls time is not, before I banned him with a smirk on my face. :)
maddiebabe
03-09-2017, 09:34 PM
me: wanted to fuck me in priv?
[email protected]: no i want to steel your heart vs spend money on you like that
me: there's tinder for that babe
[email protected]: i would rather take you out on a date
[email protected]: and treat you like a lady
[email protected]: like you should be treated vs having to be on here
[email protected]: thats to bad i single and sounds like you are too. but i am on a cam sight hitting on a girl that looks stunning and her job is to make the guys happy. wish i could of got your tinder id never know
omg then he adds something about "do u think your family is proud you sell your body online and that you are still a slut since high school?"
UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE ALL BECAUSE U WANT TO MEET FOR FREE???? U SHITTING ME. LOSER TAKES IT OUT ON ME HE CANT GET NONE IN REAL LIFE.
today is sooooooooooo slow for me. this motherfucker has $108 loaded on his account and won't spend 1 fucking dollar because he wants to meet in real life? Like that is opposite of common sense no???
vennominaga
03-10-2017, 07:19 AM
"Take off so I'll tip"
Me: tip so I'll take off
"pm"
Me: am
vennominaga
03-10-2017, 07:22 AM
I hate that kind of trolls, I'd rather they shut up and don't load money into their account
vennominaga
03-10-2017, 07:25 AM
That's why we need to fight for sex worker's rights, educating people to respect sex workers
JenniTS
03-10-2017, 12:23 PM
Just now (In free chat)
custy: "How's that ass look?"
me: "IDK it's behind me!"
rotflmao
CharlottesWebb
03-10-2017, 02:56 PM
I'm really glad this thread exists. I try to tell my fiancé about all of the annoying shit I put up with, he listens and stuff but I know he doesn't understand fully like you guys. I have been on a pretty long break from camming (about 3 months) but next week I will finally be able to get back on ! I take comfort in knowing I can post the dumb stuff that gets said to me here and also know I am not the only one who has to be up with an unreasonable amount of idiots. <3
JenniTS
03-10-2017, 05:39 PM
Just the skankiest of fucking men today...
(invisible): Will you stuff your panties in your mouth and play with yourself for me in pvt?
I will actually do something like that if he is nice about it and it's exclusive for lots of $$ LOL! :P It's just a fetish......
Tell the guy 30min exclusive block plus 50 gold hehe he will be done in 5min anyway
lilmerry
03-10-2017, 05:45 PM
"Get me hard in PM first and then I'll take you private. Deal?"
Uhhhh... naaaaahhhhhh!
I can't believe some guys still try this one!
JenniTS
03-10-2017, 06:10 PM
I just wanted to take a second to say I LOVE this thread, not only for the humor (there's lots of it), but also for the amount of heartache it has saved me since I got serious about camming. And to thank everyone on the site for being helpful and accepting. I would recommend anyone thinking about getting into camming to read this ENTIRE forum first. :)
DeepThoughts
03-11-2017, 10:25 AM
bthdivya88: Hey
Can I become ur slave
Me: Of course but you have to take me exclusive first.
bthdivya88:
Fuck off
This totally made my day!!!!
BabyKali
03-11-2017, 02:47 PM
Guy 1: "Hey, can I see you wrinkle the soles of your feet in private?" Me: "I'm sorry, I would but I broke my ankle yesterday." Guy 2: "Can we see your fucked up ankle?" No. Just no.
JamaicanAliesha
03-12-2017, 03:22 AM
These streamate guys think new = stupid. "show me your asshole and wink it and i'll do pvt."
and
him: let me see ur booty
me: let me see ur tip
him: nah
me: BLOCK
maddiebabe
03-12-2017, 05:55 AM
Free chat gem from AW
kenny255: ur too expensive
kenny255: dumb whore
me out loud: you're a faggot. Suck a dick boy *permanently bans*
DancesWithSloths
03-12-2017, 06:20 AM
^^Oh yeah, that fucker is a troll going from room to room.
BabyKali
03-12-2017, 06:27 PM
Guy just said he doesn't believe I'm the height I say I am. Wants me to stand up for free. I just stare blankly into the camera. Like I actually care if he believes me. This is my job. Not a carnival guessing game. Unless you're paying me, gtfo.
Sunnylexie
03-13-2017, 12:46 AM
Idiot thinking himself a 80lvl troll: Are you a girl bb?
Me: No I'm a pineapple.
Teddy_Bear
03-13-2017, 12:57 AM
47649
Well he did consent but the stupid is strong in this one...
SexxiLexxi
03-13-2017, 03:49 AM
47649
Well he did consent but the stupid is strong in this one...
Totally spit out my drink reading this! hahahahahaha
LeiaSky
03-14-2017, 11:27 AM
^^that is golden! hahaha
I just got this one in my chat ~
"philo (invisible): right. losers should have to pay to see ass."
Yuuppp! So pay up, loser!
BabyKali
03-14-2017, 11:40 PM
"Bissebums (invisible): What you say to show ass with no panties now then i tip 5 gold and then we go pvt right after and i promise you and i swaer and you have my word ok?" *kicked*
CatBBW
03-15-2017, 06:34 AM
^^that is golden! hahaha
I just got this one in my chat ~
"philo (invisible): right. losers should have to pay to see ass."
Yuuppp! So pay up, loser!
He NEVER pays. He's been trying to get free domination/humiliation out of me since I joined SM two years ago. He likes to feel weak and humiliated by BBWs.
maddiebabe
03-15-2017, 07:43 AM
lol when regulars try to fuck with me all like do a show for me i pay later
bitch please
Sunnylexie
03-15-2017, 08:08 AM
I wonder if there's a dating site called save-a-ho.com, because it looks like I'm being advertised there lol. This is just a small part of what I've been getting lately.
Idiot: do you like being on this site?
Me: It's been glitchy lately, but otherwise, I like it)
Idiot: would you prefer to live in US and be with a man who would love you
Going across the ocean to move in with a stranger who browses pornsites in search for potential waifus and claims to be in love with you although it's the first time he sees you? Sounds like another dumb way to die (https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw).
Asshole idiot: How do you feel about running away from me and never having to do shows again?
Me: Sorry, I'm married. Anything else I could do for you today? ;)
Asshole idiot: Do you love him?
Me: Why do you have to ask that?
Asshole idiot: It doesn't look to me like he cares about you. You need a real man to give you the life you need.
Me: You're entitled to your opinion) Anyway, is there anything I could do for you?
Asshole idiot: not really, I don't want to break your purity with your husband
Asshole idiot: I just want you to know he's an asshole for letting you do this job.
The "nice guy" did a really good work of insulting myself, my SO and my job all in one short sentence all while thinking himself a nice guy lol.
LeiaSky
03-15-2017, 08:23 AM
He NEVER pays. He's been trying to get free domination/humiliation out of me since I joined SM two years ago. He likes to feel weak and humiliated by BBWs.
Nothing I hate more than life long freeloaders, LMFAO.
Asshole idiot: I just want you to know he's an asshole for letting you do this job.
^THIS. I hate this so fucking much. The whole "oh poor you for having to do this" and "oh a REAL man would never let his girl have to do this for money" and the classic "not a real job" bullshit.
Ever come across in your tiny dust sized mind that I am the one who chose to do this, and my man really doesn't have a say in it regardless?
Fuck outta here, lmfao.
maddiebabe
03-15-2017, 09:51 AM
Well I'm having the issue of a loyal regular wanting to scam me all of a sudden. Like can I do a show now pay u a few days later? FUCK NO
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-15-2017, 10:06 AM
This morning on skype:
Galatica SkypeFucker3000 "I want to stick my rocket into your big black hole."
Me: Uhm WOW dude. That sounds cool.
Galatica SkypeFucker3000 "No not a blackhole. A wormhole. Yes I want to slip and journey into your deep wormhole and find a new world"
Me: Wait isn't a blackhole and a wormhole the same thing?
Galatica SkypeFucker3000 "Actually no it's not. A blackhole doesn't take you to a new place. Its just a space of nothingness. Whereas a wormhole is a portal to the nether regions of a particular place."
Me: Ahhh I see. Well you have 3 mins left baby wanna add some more time?
Galatica SkypeFucker3000 "Why yes of course I must get to the bottom of things. wink wink brb"
This is what happens when nerds talk dirty :)
Heather7679
03-15-2017, 12:05 PM
This genius today : hi baby where you from ?
Me: the Midwest , how about you
Genius: I'm in California are you close ?
Me: ummm I just said the Midwest . Sooooo no
Genius : fuck you stupid bitch there are a lot of states concided in the Midwest
Me: concided ? Plus no state in the Midwest is remotely near California
What .... the .... fuck
Sunnylexie
03-15-2017, 12:24 PM
This is what happens when nerds talk dirty :)
Relate as someone who had the experience of taking a break in the middle of a roleplay to look for reference pictures, so we could find out whether a certain NPC's outfit could be unzipped from the front lol.
maddiebabe
03-16-2017, 01:03 AM
RockHard: Im very hard bb
me: come priv
RockHard: If u can make me cum
me: come priv first
n he tries to leave but i banhammer :)
ugyodd340: You seem like the type of person who wears the same clothes everyday
ugyodd340 has been blocked.
LOL?
Hardasfuck: Shut up bitch & show me your pussy
Jakedasnake has logged on
Hardasfuck has been blocked.
what's up with all the losers lately? Oh wait all men are losers... They just seem worse than normal tho.
For fucking real i aint got time for this shit today
MissRoxxxie
03-16-2017, 03:39 PM
empower007: Hi, have you seen my private gym in my house ? click my cam x x
LOL
SylvySinclair
03-16-2017, 03:53 PM
Hi, paypal?
yes, but it costs double as there is a risk, so from 3 you pay 6/min and you get half show, coz i wont risk you doing cb while cumming.
hehe
LeiaSky
03-16-2017, 04:38 PM
RockHard: Im very hard bb
me: come priv
RockHard: If u can make me cum
me: come priv first
n he tries to leave but i banhammer :)
ugyodd340: You seem like the type of person who wears the same clothes everyday
ugyodd340 has been blocked.
LOL?
Hardasfuck: Shut up bitch & show me your pussy
Jakedasnake has logged on
Hardasfuck has been blocked.
what's up with all the losers lately? Oh wait all men are losers... They just seem worse than normal tho.
For fucking real i aint got time for this shit today
^I love how these dudes think they are the one's in control XDD
I hate to burst your bubble, asshats, but WE are the Queens here lmfao.
Also, pretty sure both "RockHard" and "Hardasfuck" have been in my rooms...I can vouch for their douchebaggery hahaha.
maddiebabe
03-16-2017, 06:05 PM
Pussy rules the world bb <3
JenniTS
03-17-2017, 12:50 AM
Sorry for saying what I think. Damn.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-17-2017, 01:57 AM
Sorry for saying what I think. Damn.
Why did you insert your self into this thread? Please read the title. No one here needs coaching or scolding from you.
FYI post were deleted in case anyone is confused. Please feel free to carry on. :)
BabyKali
03-17-2017, 09:30 AM
I know this probably isn't the place to ask this, but it kind of it. A guy just took me into exclusive, not telling me what he wanted, he gets me in there and tells me to choke myself or choke myself with a belt. I said no, because A) I'm not comfortable with it and B) I could've sworn there was a Code Of Conduct thing about violence on Streamate. Am I wrong?
Edit: The guy left me a one star rating. Like, dude you should've asked before. Fuck you.
Magical_Hoohah
03-17-2017, 11:26 AM
^ Screenshot and send that to support. Most sites (including SM, I believe) don't allow asphyxiation.
If I'm in a Skype show, I'm willing to choke myself a bit with my hand (because I love that IRL). There's obviously very little risk in doing that because if I were to overdo it and get close to passing out, my hand would loosen naturally. Putting a belt or other noose-type item around your neck when you're in a room alone is potentially quite dangerous. In fact, most responsible kinksters wouldn't do that even if they were in the room with you.
Any customer that doesn't understand/accept that should get banned asap. Same for asking you to get into bondage that you can't easily get out of by yourself, or anything else that might cause you harm.
DeepThoughts
03-18-2017, 06:37 AM
Genius: Its like buying a car babe, first your have to take it for a test drive.
Me: Your not buying it darling, your just renting it.
Lizzie Borden
03-18-2017, 04:26 PM
boobsman on SM: mmm lemme see those lovely lady lumps
Me: Lol ok 2005 called and wants its year back.
Sunnylexie
03-19-2017, 09:25 PM
Preface: I have a paper model of a power armor helmet from Fallout 4 sitting in the background. It's unpainted i.e. white, so guys often take it for a stormtrooper helmet (even though it looks nothing like ANY of the helmets found in SW), which is especially funny when the guy is posing as a superhardcore SW fan.
Geek police: Oh look another wannabe. Bet you don't even know which episode the helmet is from.
Me: It's not from SW, actually.
Geek police: makes you even more stupid for bringing a signature item to your place without knowing what it is.
Me *picking the helmet up and showing it to the cam*: Sorry for disappointing you, but it has nothing to do with Star Wars because it's from Fallout 4. I'm damn sure about it cause I'm the one who made it.
Geek police:...
Geek police: You didn't make it *leaves*
Didn't know folding pieces of paper and gluing them to each other was that much of a rocket science.
Sunnylexie
03-20-2017, 01:27 AM
Weirdo: undress
...
moan my name
twerk
pretend to be my teacher
The last 3 requests came with intervals of maybe 15 seconds. There might be a better way to handle this, but the only thing I came up with at the moment was driving the situation to the point of complete absurdity by moaning "OH YESS %username% I'm your teacher!" while shaking my bare ass. He left lol.
Really though, it's not like a scene where you're already naked, bent over and moaning the person's name leaves much space for this kind of roleplay.