View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Lizzie Borden
03-20-2017, 09:25 AM
Weirdo: undress
...
moan my name
twerk
pretend to be my teacher
The last 3 requests came with intervals of maybe 15 seconds. There might be a better way to handle this, but the only thing I came up with at the moment was driving the situation to the point of complete absurdity by moaning "OH YESS %username% I'm your teacher!" while shaking my bare ass. He left lol.
Really though, it's not like a scene where you're already naked, bent over and moaning the person's name leaves much space for this kind of roleplay.
I take my sweet ass time changing positions when they do this.
"Stand up!"
*takes half a song to stand up while slowly caressing my body*
"Turn around and twerk!"
*takes the rest of song to slowly turn around, still caressing my body*
Fuck 'em. I'll do it, but I'm draining their wallets in the meantime. Lol :)
LeiaSky
03-20-2017, 10:47 AM
Having a new model tag really makes things hilarious XD
I keep getting the classic "show tits then ill go priv" line lmfao
Little do they know I'm not that new, and I'm definitely NOT that dumb.
Also love when dudes pull the classic "brb gonna put money on my acct then we go priv k bb?" and they never come back XDDD
SoloDesire
03-20-2017, 10:51 AM
Having a new model tag really makes things hilarious XD
I keep getting the classic "show tits then ill go priv" line lmfao
Little do they know I'm not that new, and I'm definitely NOT that dumb.
Also love when dudes pull the classic "brb gonna put money on my acct then we go priv k bb?" and they never come back XDDD
They do this to everyone, new or not. See what you have to look forward to? Lol
Lizzie Borden
03-20-2017, 10:56 AM
Having a new model tag really makes things hilarious XD
I keep getting the classic "show tits then ill go priv" line lmfao
Little do they know I'm not that new, and I'm definitely NOT that dumb.
Also love when dudes pull the classic "brb gonna put money on my acct then we go priv k bb?" and they never come back XDDD
Haha! I always make sure to write "Brb" in their notes to remind myself to bust their balls when they come back in a week later.
LeiaSky
03-20-2017, 11:18 AM
They do this to everyone, new or not. See what you have to look forward to? Lol
Haha, oh for sure. It alwayssss happened on my old account. I just find it fucking hilarious how much MORE it is happening now XD Like I said, classic.
Haha! I always make sure to write "Brb" in their notes to remind myself to bust their balls when they come back in a week later.
Ayeeee! That's a good idea."That was a long two minutes" LMFAO
DonaDiabla
03-20-2017, 12:00 PM
These sentences from weirdos and cheapos:
"Hey Mistress, I just want you to relive pleasant memories from your childhood."- Here is a new low. A "sub" that wants you to go back to your childhood and have pleasant memories. I bet some incest or pedo fantasies will follow those "pleasant memories?"
"Hey bb, can I use paypal because I do not trust cam sites?"
" Mistress, what can I get for 5 dollars?"
" Hey bb, can I use Western Union?"
So, everyone was blocked that day ;) Seriously, how creepy is that for someone wanting a cam show to discuss "pleasant childhood memories"? LOL!
evaxxx
03-20-2017, 04:57 PM
I clearly state in my topic NO SKYPE. I must of had hundreds of ; do you skype? Why don't you skype? You'd make more money if you skype. Please skype.
Fuck off. Were on MFC not skype, buy some tokens and tip me, cheap fuckers!! 😫
BabyKali
03-20-2017, 04:57 PM
Loser who never pays me, but wants me to be his "Novia": Hi again
how does it feel to have no one in your chat room
Kali
Me:I don't really mind it.
Gives me more time to read or watch my shows.
Guy 2: hey bb u smoke cigs in pvt?
And before I can answer, loser guy goes: she doesn't like or do it
No, I don't smoke in private, but for fuck's sake, I can answer for myself.
BabyKali
03-21-2017, 11:38 AM
The amount of guys asking me to call them Daddy or saying creepy things and calling me little girl in free chat are overwhelming today. Wtf.
SoloDesire
03-21-2017, 12:06 PM
The amount of guys asking me to call them Daddy or saying creepy things and calling me little girl in free chat are overwhelming today. Wtf.
Well is your name similar at all to "BabyKali" on cam? Because that might be why lol.
BabyKali
03-21-2017, 12:12 PM
Hah, fair enough. But, it's usually never an issue. Just today.
Well is your name similar at all to "BabyKali" on cam? Because that might be why lol.
maddiebabe
03-21-2017, 12:25 PM
I get a ton of pedo incest guys too and I look older than you. Shit beats me. I don't have a babyface and I'm not as skinny as your average high school or middle School girl..
BabyKali
03-21-2017, 12:32 PM
Yeah, I look really young and I'm in the teen section. So, I shouldn't be surprised when it happens, but still.
I get a ton of pedo incest guys too and I look older than you. Shit beats me. I don't have a babyface and I'm not as skinny as your average high school or middle School girl..
maddiebabe
03-21-2017, 12:35 PM
Off topic but does every white camgirl get a ton of black guys all the time?
SoloDesire
03-21-2017, 12:36 PM
Yeah, I look really young and I'm in the teen section. So, I shouldn't be surprised when it happens, but still.
It happens. I'm in my mid thirties and am constantly getting 20 something guys wanting mommy/son play. Gross...I'm not old enough to be their mother so obviously they are wanting to play younger...nope, not gonna happen. It's just something you have to constantly say no to.
BabyKali
03-21-2017, 12:46 PM
Off topic but does every white camgirl get a ton of black guys all the time?
Funny, earlier I had a white guy with a really small dick ask if I liked to fuck black guys and I was so confused for a second. I'll never understand anything about this job.
maddiebabe
03-21-2017, 12:52 PM
Half my white clientele seem to have a thing for bbc.
BabyKali
03-21-2017, 02:37 PM
Half my white clientele seem to have a thing for bbc.
I just don't understand.
Marina Starr
03-21-2017, 02:45 PM
White men are so obsessed with BBC than other races. #blackcocksmatter
Half my white clientele seem to have a thing for bbc.
Preface: I have a paper model of a power armor helmet from Fallout 4 sitting in the background. It's unpainted i.e. white, so guys often take it for a stormtrooper helmet.....
I wouldn't have known it was paper. Its frickin awesome!
Sunnylexie
03-21-2017, 11:52 PM
These sentences from weirdos and cheapos:
"Hey Mistress, I just want you to relive pleasant memories from your childhood."- Here is a new low. A "sub" that wants you to go back to your childhood and have pleasant memories. I bet some incest or pedo fantasies will follow those "pleasant memories?"
He must be really old to not remember how much it sucks to be a kid. Being clueless AF and getting no good explanation from anyone because you're "too young to understand". Having adults look down at you and never take you seriously. Parents treating you like their property. And school. School sucks majorly, nothing in life sucks as much as school.
SoloDesire
03-22-2017, 12:47 PM
Radios01: hi
how smart are you?
Radios01 has been blocked.
https://media.giphy.com/media/l2YWeFGELhfOCwe1G/giphy.gif
Sunnylexie
03-22-2017, 02:29 PM
Radios01: hi
how smart are you?
Radios01 has been blocked.
Smart enough to not bother proving shit to random strangers on the internet.
BabyKali
03-22-2017, 03:14 PM
Dude logs on and just immediately the first thing he says is..
"still no rope tied aroend my balls
hurt them"
Excuse me? o.o
Sunnylexie
03-24-2017, 12:46 AM
Me: Hi, how are you?
Goatdick01: My dick got hard just bc if your face
Me: Anything else I could do for you today lol?
Goatdick01: Take off your clothes :-)))
Me: ok let's go pvt and get me naked)
Goatdick01: Okay how much is it?
Me: 3.99 or 5.99
Goatdick01: Hell no with your lesbian haircut
Goatdick01: No tits *leaves*
Sour grapes are so sour.
Lizzie Borden
03-24-2017, 01:18 AM
Me: Hi, how are you?
Goatdick01: My dick got hard just bc if your face
Me: Anything else I could do for you today lol?
Goatdick01: Take off your clothes :-)))
Me: ok let's go pvt and get me naked)
Goatdick01: Okay how much is it?
Me: 3.99 or 5.99
Goatdick01: Hell no with your lesbian haircut
Goatdick01: No tits *leaves*
Sour grapes are so sour.
Like it's your fault he hasn't got a pot to piss in. Lol
Sunnylexie
03-24-2017, 02:51 AM
Like it's your fault he hasn't got a pot to piss in. Lol
My favorite in this one is how my sub-par hairdo and boob size both stayed magically hidden from him until I told him the price.
maddiebabe
03-24-2017, 05:26 AM
Blackberry_1 has logged on
Blackberry_1: hey there
can u shout me private
can u pay for my private baby
Blackberry_1 has been blocked.
this 1 is just funny
MikePence: I'm single babe
I live in DC so stop by when you can
Can I see your toes
What color?
livroyale
03-24-2017, 07:44 AM
yo is this really how my day is starting tho
47717
Told him he could come to exclusive and I could pretend for him, but no, I'm not in a wheelchair, nor am I paralyzed.
Ginnyyy
03-24-2017, 11:19 AM
Lol, just had him too. Translation: "Am I paralyzed?" Me: how did you know? Him: cause my feet look paralyzed in my profile pic.47718
anonymous camgirl
03-25-2017, 06:42 PM
cris69ramav: Really sorry to know
is someone forcing u?
not all men are bad... some are very sad themselves and are just looking for a friend in their lonely life
well I am one... in case u wish, I am on rama4v at gmail
u r not an object
no I am not into cam girls
wandered in here
Not into camgirls aka won't spend money.. pathetic trash
Genoveve
03-25-2017, 07:08 PM
user1490449685413 (invisible): hun pls old gramps heart race help me
user1490449685413 (invisible): pls just chat iam peter 58 old berlin germany just chat to cure my old heart ok
maddiebabe
03-26-2017, 03:49 AM
God reading some of this shit makes us almost seem like the elites of society with a ton of filthy peasant beggars always hassling us! omg LOL
LoraDoll
03-26-2017, 06:36 AM
elektron: яваспопочти
elektron: незнаю
elektron: хотятутвыесть андрей
elektron: выхорошаядивчина
A***: jgp9oijgwpjgwo
A***: kihnwjiowgjeoipgjwe
A***: kjfvopijveopiwnvw
A***: fucker (bann)
this jerk never spent a cent on the site, i m sure, he don t care we speak english here, he just need to talk his shit to anyone, pathetic.
Ginnyyy
03-26-2017, 06:54 AM
I know one Elektron on Jasmin doing the same. Is he from there?
LoraDoll
03-26-2017, 08:35 AM
Yess, Jasmin. I know he is just a brokeass who doing this shit in every room,and ll never pay. Just have no idea these type of "members" why dont get banned from this fucking site.
Ginnyyy
03-26-2017, 11:17 AM
He's spamming since quite some years ago. Jasmin lets you create a member account just with an e-mail only and in some ocassions I've created even without e mail confirmations and that s just sad.
LoraDoll
03-26-2017, 11:31 AM
years ago? most of the time i feel doomed and angry by the fact that we have to deal with morons endlessly. on the other hand i feel sorry for these guys somehow. I mean how low should u be to not have anything else in ur days to do? And I see quite a lot guys who are here, freeloading every day, all day long, like they have no one else to talk to.
PrettyPuppet
03-26-2017, 08:12 PM
'You're great at fingering.'
I didn't know it took skill to rub your own pussy, much less to pretend to do so.
LizzyMe
03-26-2017, 09:11 PM
This guy enter my room and says "Please open up your mouth all the way so I can look at your tonsils.
Sunnylexie
03-26-2017, 09:34 PM
cris69ramav: Really sorry to know
is someone forcing u?
not all men are bad... some are very sad themselves and are just looking for a friend in their lonely life
well I am one... in case u wish, I am on rama4v at gmail
u r not an object
no I am not into cam girls
wandered in here
Not into camgirls aka won't spend money.. pathetic trash
What a disgusting type. "Hello, here's my email. Appreciate how I'm reaching out to you out of pity (or rather because I think you to be a pathetic abused creature who's never gotten any kind of positive attention, even simulated). I want someone even more needy than myself to take advantage of".
Sunnylexie
03-27-2017, 12:57 AM
Lol today's losers are so complete, perfect and absolute they don't even properly annoy me:
Camgirlsaredumb: You look kinda kinky. I like that
Me: What do you have in mind?;-)
Camgirlsaredumb: Um well i just want to have a show. Get me going.
Me: you have me confused
Do you want to have a show?
or you don't want it and need to be gotten going?
Camgirlsaredumb: Id rather you just surprise me. you asked what i had in mind.
Me: well there's no way I could surprise you with my boobs or ass or pussy. Either is quite ordinary.
Actually, I can't imagine how a body part can be surprising without being a somewhat disturbing sight lol
ANyway, if you want to see my butt or tits, it's 5 Gold
Camgirlsaredumb: Ive never been the type to pay for pussy
I would spend money on what you have but i also think i could get you without paying you a dime
Pretty sure you could. Everyone knows the way to a girl's heart is to pester her at work demanding that she impresses you while clearly showing you aren't paying.
TouchyBoy: O I saw a lil nipple lol
Me: good for you lol
Want to see more?;-)
TouchyBoy: Shit not if u gonna b a sarcastic bitch *leaves*
Hey I haven't even started lol.
DancesWithSloths
03-27-2017, 04:08 AM
This guy enter my room and says "Please open up your mouth all the way so I can look at your tonsils.
I wonder if having had tonsils out would be a turn on or a turn off?
LizzyMe
03-27-2017, 04:59 AM
I wonder if having had tonsils out would be a turn on or a turn off?
Yeah! Lol. Who knows, this could be his fetish. I told him that I did not have any and he quickly left my room.
DeepThoughts
03-27-2017, 02:00 PM
Everyone knows the way to a girl's heart is to pester her at work demanding that she impresses you while clearly showing you aren't paying.
I must steal this. Im sorry its just too good not to steal!
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Teddy_Bear
03-27-2017, 03:06 PM
Oblivious: I like it here...
Me: Other girls block you when they realise you are a broke freeloader do they?
Oblivious: *blush* They may have, how did you know?
Me: You are a broke freeloader taking up my time so I assume it's a habit for you.
Sits in my room for another HOUR without any interaction from me asking endless questions before I finally decide to block him when a regular tips for my tits. They can sit endlessly as I will just ignore them but they will not freeload off other guys tips FFS.
MysteryGirl44
03-27-2017, 04:12 PM
Oblivious: I like it here...
Me: Other girls block you when they realise you are a broke freeloader do they?
Oblivious: *blush* They may have, how did you know?
Me: You are a broke freeloader taking up my time so I assume it's a habit for you.
Sits in my room for another HOUR without any interaction from me asking endless questions before I finally decide to block him when a regular tips for my tits. They can sit endlessly as I will just ignore them but they will not freeload off other guys tips FFS.
Yes haha that's the best revenge
maddiebabe
03-27-2017, 04:17 PM
lol the worst is when u splitcam like me and 1 guy tips to see tits then everyone else on however many sites sees u too and they are all like "ty bb for showing me your tits" and i'm all like "that wasn't for you, that was for ____ my tipper" if I am in a bad mood that day I might even block especially if he really comes off as a total freeloader and I have seen him many times.
Also this happens very rarely for me but once in a while I start doing a show and I forget to shut off another site, but usually catch it within a few seconds b/c I have sound on at all sites. Other day had a loser come in one of my chats "oh you're one of the girls that likes to get down and dirty in free" and im all like "LOL no I multitask loser" then I block him I swear you barely fuckup and everyone sees but whatever it rarely happens anyways.
I guess what I am bitching about now is how god damn entitled these guys behave. That's the #1 reason I block left and right. I don't like freeloaders, but I don't mind them too much unless they are acting demanding and entitled to special benefits/treatment. Bitch do I look like the welfare office to you?
MysteryGirl44
03-27-2017, 04:56 PM
lol the worst is when u splitcam like me and 1 guy tips to see tits then everyone else on however many sites sees u too and they are all like "ty bb for showing me your tits" and i'm all like "that wasn't for you, that was for ____ my tipper" if I am in a bad mood that day I might even block especially if he really comes off as a total freeloader and I have seen him many times.
Also this happens very rarely for me but once in a while I start doing a show and I forget to shut off another site, but usually catch it within a few seconds b/c I have sound on at all sites. Other day had a loser come in one of my chats "oh you're one of the girls that likes to get down and dirty in free" and im all like "LOL no I multitask loser" then I block him I swear you barely fuckup and everyone sees but whatever it rarely happens anyways.
I guess what I am bitching about now is how god damn entitled these guys behave. That's the #1 reason I block left and right. I don't like freeloaders, but I don't mind them too much unless they are acting demanding and entitled to special benefits/treatment. Bitch do I look like the welfare office to you?
When someone tips you in the free chat, you might want to just log off the other sites. Otherwise, the guys on the other sites aren't going to tip to see whatever it was again
maddiebabe
03-27-2017, 05:37 PM
Honestly I have to completely disagree with that, that has not been my experience and guys do tip me over and over for simple stuff like that and I even get taken private more once people see I do look good live not just in photos. Even if I log off my other sites I still have some guys that freeload off 1 guy's tip on that one site.
I was only talking about the occasional entitled ones which I don't even get everytime.