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jovannacherry
03-27-2017, 06:21 PM
confused premium: hi there i love blondes with big tits

me : well I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for

(i am the complete fucking opposite of blonde with big tits)

Marina Starr
03-27-2017, 06:45 PM
If you have anything 'baby', 'little' as part of your name you'll get a lot of guys wanting to be called daddy and pedos. Even more so if you look really young.

I love calling guys 'daddy' when they passed a certain age and look it. I love older men. #oldicks


The amount of guys asking me to call them Daddy or saying creepy things and calling me little girl in free chat are overwhelming today. Wtf.

Spemily
03-27-2017, 09:00 PM
Asshat on Talk to Me, who sends incredibly long messages and expects long, detailed replies. After I typed something up for him and sent it to him with a $2.00 price tag attached, he wrote back to complain that he simply *couldn't* open a message that cost more than 25 cents. I told him my time was worth more than that and got this gem as a response:

"Well I've seen Long messages that people send that are 25 cents EASY.. and as you see. I CAN open up Long messages at 25 cents....so you can RESEND your long message for 25 cents.... and I will keep my messages longer for you when YOU send Long detailed messages and type it out the correct way.. its not that hard and its only fair...
so bring on your LAST LONG Message for 25 cents..and lets see what you think you would do...or TRY to do"

I like how he thinks he can goad me into spending time on him for the 9 cents TTM pays me.

heyho
03-27-2017, 09:33 PM
Asshat on Talk to Me, who sends incredibly long messages and expects long, detailed replies. After I typed something up for him and sent it to him with a $2.00 price tag attached, he wrote back to complain that he simply *couldn't* open a message that cost more than 25 cents. I told him my time was worth more than that and got this gem as a response:

"Well I've seen Long messages that people send that are 25 cents EASY.. and as you see. I CAN open up Long messages at 25 cents....so you can RESEND your long message for 25 cents.... and I will keep my messages longer for you when YOU send Long detailed messages and type it out the correct way.. its not that hard and its only fair...
so bring on your LAST LONG Message for 25 cents..and lets see what you think you would do...or TRY to do"

I like how he thinks he can goad me into spending time on him for the 9 cents TTM pays me.

EWW. I read halfway through his text and I'm already like BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK.

You can do better than that cheap, rude fucker.

sexyadrienne
03-27-2017, 10:46 PM
I hate to be a bitch, but seriously? Oh, the joys of imlive's freechat! No fucking respect.


47746

Sunnylexie
03-27-2017, 11:40 PM
I hate to be a bitch, but seriously? Oh, the joys of imlive's freechat! No fucking respect.


47746



Feels like year 2006 is back. Wonder if we're gonna see the "shoe on the head" prank's second advent any soon.

anonymous camgirl
03-28-2017, 08:55 AM
Yea that's about how I feel about it!..lol


What a disgusting type. "Hello, here's my email. Appreciate how I'm reaching out to you out of pity (or rather because I think you to be a pathetic abused creature who's never gotten any kind of positive attention, even simulated). I want someone even more needy than myself to take advantage of".

Spemily
03-28-2017, 10:04 AM
EWW. I read halfway through his text and I'm already like BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK.

You can do better than that cheap, rude fucker.

I actually sent him copy and paste messages for 25 cents each until he'd spent more than $2 to get none of what he wanted from me. He kept sending me gradually more incoherently condescending messages, thinking he could somehow dare me to write him the super detailed smutty porn he expected for 25 cents. Nope.

pumpkin22
03-28-2017, 03:19 PM
I recently raised my rates and some guys are still wrapping their heads around it. Today a guy wanted to c2c but didn't want to spend the money at the new suggested tip ... yet still took the time to tell me about how much of a "bargain" it was before and now I'm "finally charging" what I'm "worth".

Okay am I supposed to be impressed that you thought I was "worth" more but never bothered to tip me as much?! Good lord. *facepalm*

BabyKali
03-28-2017, 07:43 PM
Yeah, but like I said, it was only that one day. Haven't had it before or since. Just a really strange day. I get the occasional call me "daddy" which I don't mind, because I call my husband that, as long as it's not in THAT context.


If you have anything 'baby', 'little' as part of your name you'll get a lot of guys wanting to be called daddy and pedos. Even more so if you look really young.

I love calling guys 'daddy' when they passed a certain age and look it. I love older men. #oldicks

CharlieTen
03-29-2017, 01:22 AM
I have a weird/funny/annoyin g story.

This guy bought a skype show from me...I told him before that I kept the sound off due to having so many housemates. He ignored that and as soon I start the skype he starts yapping away. Sighing, I turned his volume on a little and reminded him about the sound he said 'yeah i'll keep quiet i just need to direct you'....ffs ok...anyway he had to repeat himself loads of times obviously. he's got a very rude, basic style of domination that I could see came from a need to be more of a man than what he is/hatred of women. saying stuff like 'shut up you stupid whore' and 'choke on it you bitch', whilst also needing my opinion to reassure him.

Anyway it was pretty lols cuz I was using a vibrator on my clit pretty much from the start. I guess he didn't notice I was doing that cuz he said
dude: 'where's your vibrator'
me: ummm its right here
dude: have you been doing that this whole time
me: yes
dude: did i say you could do that?
me: lol no

anyway he didnt tell me to stop so i kept going lol.

ended up at 8 minutes 30 seconds with him telling me to 'cum u stupid whore etc'...having this douchebags sound on was turning me off so i faked, which rarely happens. by this time it was 10ms 4 seconds.

dude: now bitch, come again, right now this time with the didldo in your ass.
me: (thinking I can't fucking do that god!!))ohhhh i'm so sorry looks like our time's up.
dude: am i the most attractive guy on this website you've ever seen?
me: O_O um, sure!
dude: are you lying to me?
me: maybe...
dude: ok is this the biggest cock you've ever seen on this site?
me: um, its definitely in the top 5? Ok I gotta go now peace out :D
I hung up before he could say bye, I knew he'd just try and squeeze more time out of me.

I'm surprised he didn't recognize that I really didn't like him....he was a paying customer but also a douche bag. He told me how great it is to see a camgirl who's enthusiastic about it...so I guess I gave the opposite impression

Sunnylexie
03-29-2017, 03:34 AM
Idiot: OMG
whore
Me: OMG troll

MissRoxxxie
03-29-2017, 07:46 AM
In AW free chat...

shaq69: u do meets ?
Me: no
shaq69: ohhh waht a shame
shaq69: would have love to see u
Me: you can see me lol
shaq69: cant touch u
Me: nope
Me: but you can look
shaq69: i m dying to grab these big tits
shaq69: lol
shaq69: and kiss this sexy lips
Me: join me for a show then ;)
shaq69 leaves the room
shaq69 enters the room
shaq69: i cant because i respect the women


Right.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-29-2017, 08:33 AM
The Dehydrator: Imma suck that pussy dry girl
Me: You know a dry pussy isn't a happy pussy, right?
The Dehydrator: Them Imma spit all over it
Me: But wait...you know women don't really like it when you spi...nevermind continue

Who ARE these guys? And who are they fucking?

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-29-2017, 08:51 AM
When someone tips you in the free chat, you might want to just log off the other sites. Otherwise, the guys on the other sites aren't going to tip to see whatever it was again

I dont log off completely but I will stall before I show anything. I'll type to other chat room something like "Pitch in or the boobie show goes private" or I may type privately to members in the same chat room that I want a tip to show eventhough i've already been tipped. I can get them to tip more when i just slow down. Sometimes the original tipper will just take you private to speed things up or get all of the attention to themselves.

maddiebabe
03-29-2017, 09:10 AM
I dont log off completely but I will stall before I show anything. I'll type to other chat room something like "Pitch in or the boobie show goes private" or I may type privately to members in the same chat room that I want a tip to show eventhough i've already been tipped. I can get them to tip more when i just slow down. Sometimes the original tipper will just take you private to speed things up or get all of the attention to themselves.

That's actually helpful thanks!

Magical_Hoohah
03-29-2017, 09:19 AM
The Dehydrator: Imma suck that pussy dry girl
Me: You know a dry pussy isn't a happy pussy, right?
The Dehydrator: Them Imma spit all over it
Me: But wait...you know women don't really like it when you spi...nevermind continue

Who ARE these guys? And who are they fucking?
Ugh, the spitting. I understand that guys think it's hot, but I HATE it when they want me to spit. I have chronic dry mouth issues (medical, not weed related, lol), and the only time I can conjure enough spit to actually launch it from my mouth is if I have a terrible cold, in which case it's not the sexy kind of spit. I've told guys that I'd love to spit on my tits/pussy or give a messy BJ, but I physically can't. Sometimes they tell me that's a sign that I'm not turned on enough. Um... what? That's not what "getting wet" means...
Also, fwiw, your pussy is a fairly acidic environment (pH 4 or so), while your saliva should be slightly basic to counteract acidic erosion to your teeth. So saliva really is a terrible substitute for pussy juice.

I swear, if we all collaborated, we could write the most hilarious and informative book ever about shit men don't know about sex and female anatomy. My all time favorite was "My cock's so big that it will go straight through your pussy and into your womb. You'll cum so hard!" /:O

More recently, I had probably my worst private ever with a guy that kept telling me that he wanted to "maul" my tits. I thought, "Ok, I come from a place where there are bears. Clearly he doesn't, so we have different understandings of the word 'maul.' Whatever." But after a number of other questionable requests, he asked me to bite my nipples. I nibbled them a little, and he said "No, not like that. I mean BITE them. I really want to chew on your nipples!" :O Then he wanted me to insert my entire dildo, including the handle (although the actual dildo part is reasonably sized, the whole thing is about 13" long). At that point I had to stop and explain that it's in as far as it will go, because my pussy isn't an endless hole. His response? "No, but if you push harder, it will fit. Really. Just push harder! I want you to do it because I need to know that you're having the most pleasure possible."
I was incredibly pleased that he hit his limit just after telling me that he was getting really close. }:D

maddiebabe
03-29-2017, 09:36 AM
Oh my god other day I had a retarded motherfucker telling me to take more of the dildo in blah blah blah. deeper harder faster. like shut the fuck up loser this is why your wife don't wanna fuck you like you told me!!!

oh and he is extremely demanding with outfits and what to wear like really? and you wonder why your wife doesn't want shit to do with you?? What a charmer really!

LoraDoll
03-29-2017, 10:17 AM
After i reached my goal, and completed my shift:

- how many of ur holes can i punish in pvt?
- none.
- than no pvt.

well first of all, I know he is broke, without a cent to spend.
But even if he have money he must have shitload of $$ to make me accept this moron style what he is "presenting". NO dude thnx, fuck off, and learn a way to talk to women.

livroyale
03-29-2017, 10:18 AM
My favorite anatomical faux pas so far has to be when guys have complimented my clitoris, which is virtually never showing.

maddiebabe
03-29-2017, 10:10 PM
SpunkCapacitor: do you have any student discounts ?

SpunkCapacitor has been blocked.

JamaicanAliesha
03-30-2017, 08:58 AM
These men need to understand that they will not date me and or meet me and how can you can claim to be a sugar daddy and you have not bought one pvt or exclv show?

Not a specific thing just a general thing these men keep saying lol.

No matter the avenue of sex work men really try to be slick with their foolishness.

maddiebabe
03-30-2017, 05:40 PM
Motherfuckers that don't wanna take you private cuz "ur busy" so u want me to not make any money so I can converse with your stupid ass for free for ages till u take me private MAYBE? Manipulative dick heads. Ain't having none of that behavior I can't believe men think women are this fucking stupid.

Lizzie Borden
03-30-2017, 05:54 PM
On SM.

DreamLicker: not here to intrude just to get to know ya
Dreamlicker: i don't pop in a room and say 'let's go'
Me: Connection? This is a sex site.
Dreamlicker: when the time is right, connection is important
Me: My dude. We rub our pussies for money. Nothing more lol.

[Dreamlicker has logged off.]

TheBrownFox
03-30-2017, 09:42 PM
Motherfuckers that don't wanna take you private cuz "ur busy" so u want me to not make any money so I can converse with your stupid ass for free for ages till u take me private MAYBE? Manipulative dick heads. Ain't having none of that behavior I can't believe men think women are this fucking stupid.

Ugh, those "I'll come back when you're not busy" guys...lmao. We were just talking about that on one of these forums the other day. They get all butthurt that you're not giving them the 1-on-1 FREE attention they want.

Lizzie Borden
03-30-2017, 09:48 PM
Ugh, those "I'll come back when you're not busy" guys...lmao. We were just talking about that on one of these forums the other day. They get all butthurt that you're not giving them the 1-on-1 FREE attention they want.

Oh god. Block! Block block block block!

Sunnylexie
03-30-2017, 10:15 PM
Then he wanted me to insert my entire dildo, including the handle (although the actual dildo part is reasonably sized, the whole thing is about 13" long). At that point I had to stop and explain that it's in as far as it will go, because my pussy isn't an endless hole. His response? "No, but if you push harder, it will fit. Really. Just push harder! I want you to do it because I need to know that you're having the most pleasure possible."

According to the logic, men should be getting the most pleasure fucking things the diameter and rigidity of a beer bottle neck.


Ugh, those "I'll come back when you're not busy" guys...lmao. We were just talking about that on one of these forums the other day. They get all butthurt that you're not giving them the 1-on-1 FREE attention they want.

One of these days, I had someone tip me 1 gold every time I went pvt demanding that I come back immediately so he can see me, and reprimand me for leaving him without permission or warning when I was back to free chat.

xoprincessremy
03-31-2017, 12:16 AM
47778

that deserved the quickest block I've ever done lol

maddiebabe
03-31-2017, 05:00 AM
BigDexter7: i can get entire gold show for that!
bye bye

BigDexter7 has been blocked.


guy doesn't wanna tip 5 gold for ass cuz broke

[email protected]: if you were in Denver, I'd love to take you out for dinner
� : dinner dont pay my bills
� : i get offers for dick everywherei go no thanks
[email protected]: lol I offered dinner not dick and technically food is a bill. so much for being polite..
^ he has 7 fucking cents on his account

kinkydirtybitch
03-31-2017, 07:21 AM
.....Then he wanted me to insert my entire dildo, including the handle (although the actual dildo part is reasonably sized, the whole thing is about 13" long). At that point I had to stop and explain that it's in as far as it will go, because my pussy isn't an endless hole. His response? "No, but if you push harder, it will fit. Really. Just push harder! I want you to do it because I need to know that you're having the most pleasure possible."
}:D

I'm little over 5ft so when they come up with douchefuckery like that I get the dildo, stand it in front of my pussy resting on the chair which shows i coming up to my sternum. Did they ALL skip human biology and think we have zero internal organs - just an abyss into which any length object may plunge?

wow.

LeiaSky
03-31-2017, 07:33 AM
taylormade: u ready for ur first nice tret of the day?
*Takes me exclusive*
*turns on c2c* (but jokes on him because I always wait until the last second to hit yes)
*shows me himself wanking it hardcore for 30 seconds literally*
*leaves*

...yeah, AWESOME TREAT.
still got your money, though lolololol :dunce:

edit: LMFAOOOO LOOK AT THIS SOLID GOLD RIGHT HERE
Bmfw7: If you bend over doggy style and pull panties over I'll tip you 125 dollars and take you prvt but it can't be to quick bb for 125 make it worth it
and then he left immediately as I was saying, "I don't do anything without pay-" hahahaha

xoprincessremy
03-31-2017, 09:07 PM
47781

Lizzie Borden
04-01-2017, 09:45 AM
47781

Yeah I'm blocking this one on sight. Lol

BabyKali
04-01-2017, 10:01 AM
Yesterday I had a private that was going really great, until the guy said, "Yeah, I honestly wanna rape you." Like casual conversation. I turn around from showing him my ass and that's what I got. I was like, "Oh really?" Used one hand to report and block the dude, while still on all fours. Just no thanks.

BabyKali
04-01-2017, 10:17 AM
Oh and this gem just happened.

Guy: Hey
You got any leggings l

Me: Yes.

Guy: Throw some on.

Me: I will in exclusive.

Guy: Oh, you're too big for that.

*Proceeds to laugh, even after he leaves*

Didn't think that when you asked me to do it. Not my fault you're broke, dude. I'm here to get paid.

breadandbutter
04-01-2017, 11:03 AM
After explaining that he doesn't have enough tokens for a show...
"but I'll happily chat you for free here for now"

Amazing

JamaicanAliesha
04-01-2017, 01:08 PM
After explaining that he doesn't have enough tokens for a show...
"but I'll happily chat you for free here for now"

Amazing

LMAO why do these guys think you want to talk for free?! This is a sex site sir!

Lizzie Borden
04-01-2017, 04:42 PM
After explaining that he doesn't have enough tokens for a show...
"but I'll happily chat you for free here for now"

Amazing

God, what a sad motherfucker. I can barely tolerate talking to these fools when they *are* paying, they want to irritate us for free? Lol

maddiebabe
04-01-2017, 05:29 PM
I get so many guys that act like i ought to be grateful for their company LOL

YOU are the one seeking beautiful women out- you need to be put in your place loser.

Lizzie Borden
04-01-2017, 08:15 PM
New regular who bought a 15 minute exc block yesterday came in my room again tonight. I was happy until:

Confused asshole: i can't play tonite im with the wife. ok if I just hang out in here?
Me: Lol have fun with your wife tonight!

I sat off camera hoping he'd leave. Nope. He parked himself in the free chat, lurking, for a fucking hour. I ignored him and he still stayed. Zero tip, too. He gave me nothing.

What is WRONG with these men?! Get out! I don't want to socialize. I don't want you to hang out. I want you to leave until you pay me again! Ughhhh.

Marina Starr
04-01-2017, 08:29 PM
Men will only treat you the way you allow them to. I would have told him to go play with his wife and come back when he's ready to play in private or exclusive. If he doesn't get the hint after a few minutes, I'd tell him to take me private where he can park for as long as he likes. If he does nothing, I'd kick him out. Losing people that don't treat you right or value your time is a gain not a loss.


New regular who bought a 15 minute exc block yesterday came in my room again tonight. I was happy until:

Confused asshole: i can't play tonite im with the wife. ok if I just hang out in here?
Me: Lol have fun with your wife tonight!

I sat off camera hoping he'd leave. Nope. He parked himself in the free chat, lurking, for a fucking hour. I ignored him and he still stayed. Zero tip, too. He gave me nothing.

What is WRONG with these men?! Get out! I don't want to socialize. I don't want you to hang out. I want you to leave until you pay me again! Ughhhh.

Lizzie Borden
04-01-2017, 08:35 PM
Men will only treat you the way you allow them to. I would have told him to go play with his wife and come back when he's ready to play in private or exclusive. If he doesn't get the hint after a few minutes, I'd tell him to take me private where he can park for as long as he likes. If he does nothing, I'd kick him out. Losing people that don't treat you right or value your time is a gain not a loss.

(While still off camera) I told him he was creeping me out and that he was exhibiting stalker behavior. He quickly apologized and said "Ok we'll play later" and left. That was his one free pass. Does it again, he'll be banned for life.

Cutie101
04-02-2017, 03:16 AM
47802

So... now I am racist just because I make an observation. People get butthurt so easy today...

If I'd get butthurt for everytime a member/ guest tells me I am from Eastern Europe just because of my looks, I'd be in sanatory now... and yet I don't feel myself insulted, because that's who I am.
Wtf is wrong with some people???? Why do they get butthurt just because someone recognised some behaviour typical of that part of the world they come from?? Like this dude (Only people from India tell me I look like Sunny Leone... every. singe. guy. no matter is a guest of member. I don't hear it from anyone else...).

~Carmen~
04-02-2017, 06:03 AM
I like girls who are down to earth

not all about the show and moneyh

anonymous camgirl
04-02-2017, 07:37 AM
Lmao!.. if he wants down to earth , join a church or a knitting group!


I like girls who are down to earth

not all about the show and moneyh

maddiebabe
04-02-2017, 01:44 PM
Money is down to earth... How the hell do you live a decent life without the money to make it happen???

The shit cheap and broke motherfuckers say these days to belittle women who know how to get what they want.

LoraDoll
04-02-2017, 05:15 PM
I like girls who are down to earth

not all about the show and moneyh

but tryin to get camgirls attention all day long, right?
That fucker is a bit confused, i think, and broke as fuck.

Lizzie Borden
04-02-2017, 05:33 PM
I like girls who are down to earth

not all about the show and moneyh

I wish a motherfucker would say this to me in my room. Oh, the humiliation he'd receive.

Genoveve
04-03-2017, 02:28 PM
^^Me too. If a guy who doesn't like chicks that are focusing on money maybe he shouldn't be communicating with them at their jobs.

CatBBW
04-03-2017, 05:50 PM
ON ADULTWORK JUST NOW...

anthonyh1970 enters the room
CatBBW: hiya
CatBBW: can you hear me ok
anthonyh1970: no sound turned down as still trying to comphnd your 2.95 a min LMAO
CatBBW: sound is turned down cos you can't work out my prices?
anthonyh1970: no i can work them out...cant see why you are twice as expensive as everyone else
*KICKED*